A cassone I got in Italy. No, I mean why are we eating off of it?
A flick of the knife, madam,
A little atmospheric music goes a long way.
A little of both on this for Mrs. Atwater.
A party. Yes, but a rather peculiar party.
A privilege for the few?
A privilege for the few. Yes.
A short one? No, I'd prefer a long one if you don't mind.
A stupid display like that in front of somebody else will be just as good as a confession.
About a year ago, I was up at the farm. Remember?
About what, strangling I can't play with that thing!
Absolutely. He was thrilling in that new thing with Bergman.
After all, murder is, or should be, an art;
After all, they are David's mother and father.
After I have this cleaned off,
After me came Kenneth and now it's David.
Ah, you'd find a way. How?
All except one guest, who must be gotten rid of.
All fascist supermen were brainless murderers. I'd hang any who were left.
All right, all right. Let me think.
All right, easy. I'll take care of it. No, you won't.
All right! Go ahead and look.
All right! You're perfect.
All the better. It's much more dangerous. The lock's old, it won't work.
Along with bird lovers, small children, and tap dancers.
Am I the first? You are.
An ordinary household article, why hide it?
And a pair of seats in the first row is yours for the shooting.
And Bergman! She's the Virgo type!
And David will be too. Good.
And don't you let them gobble up that pate before you have any.
And for the standards of a world that I believe is civilized.
And Henry is forever cataloging his library.
And I can help. You're going to die, Brandon, both of you!
And I knew it was over. And then?
And I'm sure you wouldn't want the poor old man to have to get down on his knees to see them.
And I've tried to clear my way with logic...
And if you'll kindly step this way
And if you'll think back carefully, you'll realize that I know he didn't.
And in a way, I'm frightened too, but I don't want to fence any more.
And just as childish as you were before when you called me a liar.
And mind your P's and Q's. Mm hm.
And not a single thing has gone wrong. It was perfect.
And now, Henry, she thinks he may have had an accident.
And superior intellect.
And that bears a curious resemblance to champagne.
And the victims, inferior beings whose lives are unimportant anyway.
And then he'd sit down. Yes?
And then what?
And then... I felt tremendously exhilarated.
And would never let me be a party to it now. What do you mean?
And you can't make them that.
And you? Me? I'm hungry.
And you've thrown my own words right back in my face, Brandon.
And you've tried to twist them...
And, uh, take his hat.
Any idea where you left the case? No, none at all.
Are you crazy? I hope so. With all my heart, I hope I'm crazy.
Are you going to play? How lovely.
Aren't we all?
Aren't you ready for another? I will be.
As a blonde, a mattress full of dollar bills,
As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to miss him myself.
As for Rupert, I once thought of inviting him to join us.
As I remember, you have a very funny reason.
As ready as we'll ever be.
As such, the privilege of committing it should be reserved...
As, uh, as soon as I finish my drink.
At least if I have a hangover, it'll be all mine.
At the appointed time, David would arrive.
At times, your sense of humor is a little too malicious, chum.
Be careful of my hair, it took hours. You smell dreamy.
Be quiet. Mrs. Wilson's still here.
Because
Because I'm embarrassed at being here with you.
Because of you or anyone else.
Because one of the subjects suddenly rebelled.
Been up to much lately? Oh, nothing to speak of. You?
Both of them must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed.
Brandon
Brandon and his atmospheric music.
Brandon at someone's feet! Who is this Rupert?
Brandon made a crack when I got here. He implied I'd have a chance...
Brandon spoke of you. Did he do me justice?
Brandon would sit up till all hours at the master's feet.
Brandon, exactly what is this?
Brandon, how did you feel? When?
Brandon, I think I'd better go home. My wife needs me.
Brandon, it's not loaded, is it?
Brandon, Janet and I are all washed up. Didn't you know?
Brandon, till this very moment,
Brandon, we've got to have an excuse for the others.
Brandon, will you step over there, please?
Brandon, you don't think the party's a mistake, do you?
Brandon!
Brandon? Yes?
Brandon.
Brandon. Brandon, I'm tired.
Brandon... Brandon, it's Rupert. What?
Bring them here, put them back in the chest, which is where they were in the first place.
But a man's honor was at stake.
But driving with you and Phillip now...
But get hold of yourself and keep your mouth shut.
But he's a too fastidious. He could've invented, he could've admired.
But he's too busy maneuvering the other two points of the triangle.
But I can't understand this.
But I tell ya, the next time we give a party, I'm only going
But I thank you for that shame, because now I know...
But I want both of you to come back in tip top shape. We will.
But I'm going to find out once and for all!
But I'm gonna look inside that chest.
But I'm on a visit. This is just my second party.
But if David was home, I think he'd be calling instead of Mrs. Kentley.
But not just yet.
But of course, Henry doesn't like it.
But the prices huh! I couldn't see any reason for throwing away our good money.
But the stars confirm it. Wonderful.
But then we'd all be murdering each other. Oh, no.
But then, you see, I'd hang them first for being stupid.
But there's always been something deep inside me that would never let me do it...
But when I came back, he and Mr. Phillip were going at it hammer and tongs.
But with an obligation to the society we live in.
But you see, Mr. Kentley is coming to look at these old books I had in the chest.
But you've given my words a meaning that I never dreamed of!
But, uh, why should I want to come back?
By all means. This is an occasion. It calls for champagne.
By what right did you dare decide...
By what right do you dare say...
By what right do you dare say...
Call me the moment you hear from David? I will.
Calories. Come on, don't be polite.
Can I use your phone?
Capricorn, the goat. He leaps divine!
Cat and mouse! Cat and mouse! Phillip.
Champagne? I put some in the icebox.
Cheer up. I have the feeling your chances with the young lady are better than you think.
Civilization is hypocrisy. Perhaps.
Civilized? Yes.
Colds can be very dangerous this time of the year.
Colds dangerous, in this heat? I don't understand that.
Come on, have another drink if you must,
Completely unlike me to forget it, isn't it?
Considerate, aren't we?
Couldn't we pretend we're not home?
Curious fellow, but I like him. You always did.
Cut a Throat Week. Oh.
Daddy used to have a glass every morning at 11:00.
David never had trouble taking care of himself.
David took me for a walk.
David!
David? Yes, David.
Delighted to have you. Delighted to come.
Delighted. Thank you.
Determined to get drunk, aren't you? I am drunk.
Did anyone hear any shots fired?
Did I say strange, Brandon?
Did I say strange, Brandon?
Did I? Yeah.
Did you forget to borrow her key? I might've known better than to
Did you hear that phrase? I hear myself saying things like that and
Did you hear what Rupert said about the gun?
Did you think you were God, Brandon?
Did you, Brandon? Oh, you probably did.
Do you care what he thinks? I know what he thinks!
Do you deserve justice? Well!
Do you know how busy he was questioning me? About what?
Do you know that he selects his books on the assumption...
Do you know, when I was a girl, I used to read quite a bit.
Do you think I, uh, kidnapped David?
Do you use this? Sometimes.
Do you? No, somehow, I don't.
Does he? Not that I know of. Doesn't he?
Doesn't he, Brandon? Yes.
Don't hold for the intellectually superior.
Don't let it get you. He's always doing something like this.
Don't look so worried, Kenneth. It's really almost the opposite.
Don't mind me. Very pleased to see you again.
Don't stop. I'd like a drink.
Don't worry. Janet'll be buttering them up, poor girl.
Don't you be so busy at that piano that you don't eat anything. Getting too thin.
Don't you ever again tell me what to do and what not to do.
Don't you kid with David too?
Don't you want Mr. Kentley to have the books? No!
Don't.
Down the back stairs, and the two of us would put him into the car.
Down the hall to your left, dear. The first bedroom. Thank you.
Driving at night always is,
During it.
Especially when the evening has been unusually stimulating...
Even champagne isn't equal to us, or the occasion. I'll take it, though.
Exactly two years ago this summer I had one myself.
Except, it's such good crystal and I'd hate to break up the set.
Excuse me. This way, Mrs. Atwater.
Fifty years later, they found her skeleton.
Fine. Just put your hat there. Thank you.
For David, even by people who aren't nearsighted.
For example, he thinks murder is a crime for most men, but
For the sake of a very unfunny joke. No, he didn't.
For those few who are really superior individuals.
For whom this time? An untidy little magazine known as Allure.
Forgive me, but it seemed very funny...
Four little dears. He tried to teach David too.
Frightful! A very simple matter.
Gave me a D in conduct.
Gentlemen, I beg your pardon. I'm very sorry.
Gentlemen, I'm serious. So are we.
Get back to that phone. Brandon, I can't.
Get back to that phone. I won't.
Getting tickets for that new musical, what's it called?
Go on.
Go on.
Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the average man;
Good evening, Mrs. Wilson.
Good fingers. Strong, artistic.
Good night, Mr. Kentley.
Good night.
Good night. Can I help you with those books, Mr. Kentley?
H How did you feel?
Have always been dark and incomprehensible to me,
Have you had any difficulty getting into our velvet rope restaurants?
Haven't been studying, have you? I've been tryin' to.
He and I have lived what you and I have talked.
He called and said that he'd meet us here. Where did he call from?
He didn't know what he was doing, any more than he knew what he was saying.
He didn't. Neither Phillip nor I have talked to David...
He didn't. Neither Phillip nor I have talked to David...
He even knew about you and David. What?
He gave the party the touch I predicted. The touch of what?
He helped me say all I wanted to say to those idiots.
He is such a sly, little devil, isn't he?
He knows. He knows. He knows.
He might be any number of places, such as the club,
He never could have acted. We're superior. We have courage, Rupert doesn't.
He says he left a cigarette case here. He wants to come up.
He suddenly told me to take the whole afternoon for it.
He thinks I threw you over because David has a bigger bank account.
He thought
He used to tell you the weirdest things. What sort of things?
He went to the club. I know he got there. Why?
He wouldn't have to worry much longer about David and me?
He'll be out of here in five minutes, one way or the other.
He'll ruin everything with your neat little touches.
He's always been after to me to be punctual. As well he might.
He's becoming an alcoholic, Rupert
He's dead and we've killed him. But he's still here.
He's got it. He's got it! Phillip.
He's my only child too, but I'm willing to let him grow up.
He's only in town for the weekend and David is a popular man.
He's really impossible!
He's so late, Mr. Kentley's getting annoyed.
He's the one man who might appreciate this from our angle, the artistic one.
Hello, champagne. You see what I mean about trying to be funny?
Hello, come in. How are you, Brandon?
Hello, ducks. Angel!
Hello, eh Oh, now come, Kenneth, school's out. You can say it.
Hello, Ken. Hello, Jan.
Hello? Oh, of course.
Hello? This is Mr. Brandon Shaw.
Henry, Alice hasn't had a word from David. She's frantic.
Here comes a squad car now.
Here, I'll help you with that. Thank you, Mr. Cadell.
Here, let me help. White or dark?
Hey. What is it?
His body would fall forward on the floor.
Hmph, heap is right. Isn't enough room for me to set things up properly,
Horribly famous. I believe you've met.
Housemaster for you three little dears?
How do you do? Hello, chum.
How do you do? Oh, you've hurt your hand.
How do you mean?
How many years has it been since I said, Oh, it tickles. and don't you tell me.
How queer! I never heard of anyone who didn't eat chicken.
How would you get David out of the way?
How's Mrs. Kentley? As usual, it's a cold this time.
How's your drink doing? All right.
How've you been, Ken? Fine, thanks. How's the new job?
However, I suppose I'd better
I admit Janet put the notion in my head, but I never would have mentioned it...
I almost wish I were going with you. It might be rather exciting.
I always hate to leave a party,
I am, thank you.
I apologize for both of us and the story.
I apologize, sir, again.
I asked you what is going on here.
I believe you both know Miss Walker.
I bet you're going to play a foul trick on all of us and become...
I better talk to her. She hung up. She began to cry so badly.
I can't take it as well as you, so I'm turning on you a little.
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
I could do with a rest myself,
I could really strangle you. What have I done now?
I couldn't help overhearing Janet.
I didn't forget. I have her key. I told her I lost mine.
I didn't have any idea of coming in in the morning. I'm afraid you have to.
I didn't like her either, but her clothes were fabulous.
I didn't like the new girl much. Definitely Scorpio.
I didn't mean I hadn't killed any chickens. That's what you said.
I didn't mean to alarm you before. You didn't alarm him.
I didn't want to be left without my case. Hello, Phillip. Hello.
I do. Well, then.
I don't believe you ever went.
I don't blame you, but Well, here.
I don't care if he has them, I just What?
I don't exactly know what I meant...
I don't exactly know what I meant...
I don't get it. Get what?
I don't know how much, if anything, Rupert knows, but I promise you...
I don't know what you thought, but I know what you've done.
I don't know, really. I don't remember feeling very much of anything.
I don't know. I suppose anyone was as good...
I don't like it and Keep your voice down!
I don't suppose you or Brandon were, Phillip. No.
I don't think I'll get that playful. Please help yourselves.
I don't think so. Which?
I don't think that's a very good choice of words.
I don't think that's precisely what I said. It's what you implied!
I don't think there'll be much traffic. We ought to make good time.
I don't think you appreciate me, Phillip.
I expected him to come with you.
I feel pretty honored. Oh? Why?
I finished working out your horoscope just before we came.
I get quite intrigued when people don't answer questions.
I got that special pate you like.
I had everything laid out in the dining room and it was just beautiful.
I had to. Have you ever bothered to understand how someone else might feel?
I hate to throw a damper,
I have a confession to make. I think I like Mason as much as Errol Flynn.
I have a new young American sister. She's only three and her stuff is really primitive.
I have to clear all those books off the dining room table,
I have,
I haven't the least idea where he was.
I haven't the least notion what she lost.
I hear Rupert's coming. He was invited, but you never know.
I hope David arrives soon. She wants him to call her.
I hope he does. How is he? Who is he?
I hope Mrs. Kentley's feeling better very soon. Thank you.
I hope Mrs. Kentley's staying in bed with lots of fruit juice.
I hope you like what you see.
I hope you've enjoyed yourself, Brandon. I haven't!
I I guess I'm always excited when I give a party. Really?
I I'm only kidding, Brandon.
I just couldn't be the gay girl.
I just relaxed and let everything pour out.
I just thought it'd be nice to have supper in here.
I knew I had good taste. You do, you look lovely.
I knew there had to be one. What is it? It's nothing too much.
I knew you were leaving tonight.
I knew you'd understand, because you have to, don't you see? You have to.
I know you appreciate first editions far more than I, Mr. Kentley.
I know you have things to do. What do you mean?
I may marry her.
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept I ever had...
I mean, suppose you were I.
I meant by leaving so early.
I merely suspect.
I might have known you couldn't just give a party for Mr. Kentley.
I must apologize for David. I can't think what's keeping him.
I must say All right, Rupert, I'll ask you.
I must say, I've had a perfectly dreadful time...
I must see it. The man I have a passion for is James Mason.
I never strangled a chicken in my life! Look, Phillip
I never strangled a chicken, and you know it.
I once went to the movies. I saw Mary Pickford.
I personally thought my table was quite lovely.
I phoned my place. He wasn't there?
I really don't appreciate this morbid humor. The humor was unintentional.
I relax with David, thanks to you.
I said that I heard you.
I see. Well, it I It's true.
I seem to be the only one having a good time.
I should think you'd have the decency to be embarrassed yourself.
I suggest you keep your voice down.
I suppose a psychoanalyst would say that I didn't really forget it at all.
I suppose it's only fair Let me take your things.
I suppose Kenneth means Rupert's impatience with social conventions.
I suppose you want to know if your concert will be a success?
I think he's definitely Scorpio.
I think he's nicer. Well, he's certainly richer.
I think I, uh
I think I'll be running along.
I think it's a clumsy way of tying them up.
I think it's a good collection, the first editions, I mean.
I think somebody better call the police.
I thought he might have called to say he'd be late.
I thought I'd make it sort of a farewell for Phillip.
I thought only beginners did.
I thought you liked Rupert.
I told you before, mind your own business!
I told you before, mind your own business!
I told you he'd find out, but you had to have him here.
I told you on the phone.
I told you that a week ago. I suppose you did.
I unconsciously left it because I wanted to come back.
I want you to have them. It's extremely generous of you.
I was beginning to think you weren't going to show.
I was considering Janet's for the moment.
I was down for three weeks. The doctors were
I was just going to open the chest for Mrs. Wilson when you came over.
I was mad about her! Didn't you love her?
I went to five stores for the special pâté we like.
I wish it were somebody else.
I wish it would. I wish we had him out of here.
I wish you had. Why?
I, uh
I, uh, hope I didn't upset Phillip.
I'd be glad to. Sit down, Mrs. Atwater. I'll bring it to you.
I'd find someplace to hide the body until dark.
I'd greet him, tell him how fine he's looking and so forth...
I'd hang all incompetents and fools. There are far too many in the world.
I'd invite him for a drink at the club or some quiet bar,
I'd just as soon kill you as kill him. Sooner!
I'd like to see them myself, if I may. Of course. They're in the dining room.
I'd like to talk to my wife. She may have some word of David.
I'd prefer a little Scotch with a lot of water.
I'd try to make it all very pleasant, you understand.
I'd walk slowly out of the room into the hall.
I'll get my hat. Oh, going with Janet?
I'll get your things. Thank you.
I'll take Cary Grant, myself. Oh, so will I!
I'm a creature of whim. Who knows? Oh, I see.
I'm a very serious fellow. Then may I ask,
I'm afraid I let myself get carried away.
I'm beginning to, Brandon.
I'm driving him up to Connecticut after the party.
I'm glad.
I'm going in the other room. To see the books?
I'm in quite an embarrassing position.
I'm not interested in Janet's prattle, but you always interest me, Rupert.
I'm not sentimental. That's not what I mean, but it doesn't matter.
I'm not very smart.
I'm not. We've got to have some excuse.
I'm on hand for the grand opening. Of what?
I'm quite curious. Did you ask me a question?
I'm quite sure he's all right. I
I'm scared to death, Brandon. I think we're going to get caught.
I'm sorry to hear Mrs. Kentley's so ill. It's just a cold.
I'm sorry, but it is difficult trying to keep up with your romances.
I'm sorry, I didn't. You knew, Phillip.
I'm sorry, Kenneth, you're out.
I'm sorry, Rupert. It's all right.
I'm such an idiot girl. No, you're not.
I'm sure the dear boy will turn up.
I'm sure you're very good. I do my best.
I'm to be locked up. What?
I've always thought it was out of character for David to drink anything as corrupt as whisky.
I've always wished for more artistic talent.
I've been in New York two weeks. Alice has been ill almost the whole time,
I've been praying I'd wake up and find we hadn't done it yet. But why?
I've got to have a drink. You've had enough.
If he's not home, where could he be? I don't know.
If I were you, I'd go easy on the pate, dear.
If it suits your purpose, merely
If it weren't for the traffic, I'd have been here a half hour ago.
If it weren't that you seem to be carrying fear of discovery in your pocket.
If Mrs. Wilson were here, she'd yank it out for you.
If something had come up, he'd have phoned.
If we knew where he was this afternoon.
If you want to know something come out with it! Temper, temper.
If you'd let me keep the light on, I'd have seen it.
If you're still driving up to the farm tonight. Oh, we're driving up.
In any case, I'd rather not hear any more of your... contempt for humanity,
In broad daylight? That's right. I'd forgotten.
In less than eight hours he'll be resting gently at the bottom of a lake.
In my own way; but, look at this, the chicken's hardly been touched!
In season!
In the yard, Phillip was doing likewise to the necks of two or three chickens.
In view of recent events, to provi
Instead of a chicken. Mr. Cadell, really!
Into a cold, logical excuse for your ugly murder!
Is David going to be here?
Is David here?
Is he good? Absolutely terrific!
Is it all over? I'm afraid so, Rupert.
Is she still harping on her table and how awkward it is to serve from this?
Is that what you thought when you choked the life out of him?
Is that what you thought when you served food from his grave?
Is that you, Mrs. Wilson?
Is there, Mr. Phillip? Oh, you can make it do.
Isn't it a good idea?
It belongs in the kitchen drawer.
It happened about three years ago in Connecticut.
It is. Very good champagne. What's the occasion?
It looks heavenly. I hope David gets here soon.
It looks like a pretty small farewell party.
It must be Alice. I'll talk to her, Henry.
It must have happened in broad daylight.
It really isn't any of my business. I'm not his keeper.
It really isn't any of my business. I'm not his keeper.
It really scares me a little. I'm terribly sorry, Rupert.
It should have been ginger ale or even beer.
It turned out Phillip and I were going to the country You told me that too.
It was a lovely Sunday morning in late spring.
It was about a lovely, young girl She was a bride to be.
It was just plain Something. I adored it.
It would help if we found out. I suppose so.
It'll be over in five minutes.
It's a crazy idea, if you ask me.
It's a lovely night. You'll be driving up in good weather.
It's a trifle late for that, don't you think?
It's all right, Mrs. Wilson. I'll answer the door.
It's all right. If you really want to kill, you don't miss,
It's been quite awhile. Yes, that's why I sounded so stupid on the phone.
It's just as well. We didn't expect you back until now.
It's more; it's the signature of the artist.
It's odd the way one can pyramid simple facts into wild fantasies.
It's right on the tip of my tongue. Mine too.
It's the darkness that's got you down. Nobody ever feels really safe in the dark.
It's the first time I've seen it. Usually, he lets me prepare everything...
It's the sort of mischief that would have appealed to you in school...
It's very nice of you, Brandon. What's wrong?
It's what society's going to do. I don't know what that will be, but I can guess.
Janet and David are Hello, Mrs. Wilson.
Janet has a talent for being bothersome at times.
Janet, my dear.
Janet. Yes?
Just exactly what are you up to, chum? Up to getting you coffee.
Just for the experiment of committing it,
Just let the books go for now. Well, all right.
Keep drinking and you'll have a worse morning.
Kenneth, he pretended to be completely ignorant when I told him.
Kenneth, there's too much air in your glass.
Kenneth, why don't you switch on the radio or play some records?
Landlords, of course, are another matter.
Lay them on the dining room table.
Let's dispense with the charm! I'd like to know why you had the gall to tell Kenneth...
Let's hope it's a success. Oh, my tray.
Let's stay this way for a minute.
Like all these, you know. Oh, I think she's lovely.
Like Lazarus, he rose That's a lie!
Listen to me. Let me explain. Do you think you can explain that?
Look at this mess! Just makes double the work.
Make some small talk to put him at his ease,
Making our work of art a masterpiece.
Matter of fact, he and I once had a glass together on my birthday.
May I get you some champagne? Oh, I should adore some.
May I go with you, Mr. Kentley? Thank you, Janet.
May I have a drink now?
May I see you for a moment? Certainly.
May I? Help yourself.
May I? Mr. Cadell's coming.
Maybe he can give me a job.
Maybe Mrs. Wilson forgot something. Answer it. Brandon,
Might have an additional element of, uh, suspense.
Mind your own business. That's enough, Phillip.
Mine's fine, thanks. Would you mind taking this in to Janet?
Mmm. Most decorative. Think so?
More than usually allergic to the truth tonight, Phillip.
Mother has a place there.
Mr. Brandon gave the party.
Mr. Brandon had a delightful evening.
Mr. Brandon says he's always in a state when he gives a party.
Mr. Brandon was in the maddest rush to clean up and get the table set.
Mr. Cadell got a bad leg in the war for his courage.
Mr. Cadell, even if I did know, do you think I'd tell?
Mr. Cadell! Oh, Mrs. Wilson.
Mr. Kentley, do you suppose David could be home? I hope so.
Mr. Kentley, may I get you some?
Mr. Kentley, wouldn't you like to see the books now?
Mr. Kentley? May I use the phone?
Mr. Kentley. How do you do, Mr. Kentley?
Mr. Kentley's coming mainly to look at these books. What could be better than...
Mrs. Atwater, may I present Mr. Phillip Morgan?
Mrs. Atwater, may I present Mr. Rupert Cadell?
Mrs. Atwater, thank you for coming.
Mrs. Kentley isn't well, so I took the liberty of bringing my sister in law, Mrs. Atwater.
Mrs. Wilson, champagne.
Mrs. Wilson, please serve the guests. Don't lecture them.
Mrs. Wilson? Yes?
Mrs. Wilson.
My chin was about an inch from the ground.
My dear Mrs. Atwater, careful application of the trigger finger...
My, it's a peculiar party, not that that surprises me.
My, wouldn't friend Brandon love to know that?
Never mind. Come with me.
Never thought I could be, did you? Honestly? No.
No one is going to get in my way now.
No particular reason. I thought you'd like to take it in to her. She's in the bedroom, phoning.
No, brandy.
No, but we'll find it in no time.
No, he didn't, Phillip.
No, he's more likely mixing his drinks.
No, I didn't like it one bit.
No, personally, I would prefer to have...
No, that'd be too much of a shock.
No, that's the other one. This was just plain Something. It was sort of, you know.
No, the party's the finishing touch to our work.
No, uh, course not. He's just a little tight.
No, you didn't. I did enjoy working for Mr. Cadell. Such a gentleman!
No, you mustn't pamper her. David might have stopped to see her.
No.
No. He'll probably be here in a minute, though.
No. I left a message but
No. That's good.
No. Why do you ask?
Nobody commits a murder... Here.
Nobody except us.
Nobody who's ever a child, that is. I'll open these, all right?
Not at that range. Of course he didn't want to kill you.
Not even of me?
Not having it would be like, uh
Not one of the seven lively, perhaps, but an art nevertheless.
Nothing matters, except that Mr. Brandon liked the party.
Nothing, probably.
Notice what? The rope, of course.
Now I know you're not serious. But I am.
Now look, I'm not going to get caught...
Now the fun begins.
Now, take these and get ahold of yourself.
Now... it's a museum piece now.
Obviously, David ran into someone at the club who changed his plans.
Obviously. Mind you, I don't hold with the extremists...
Of all the people on this Earth, Rupert Cadell is the one man most likely to suspect.
Of course, we should come back here for a few days. Otherwise, it might look
Of course.
Of course. It's in the bedroom. How cozy.
Of course. It's this way.
Of superior or inferior beings.
Of the blunt instrument department.
Of your collection, so to speak. Oh, yes, of course.
Oh Oh I'm very sorry we had to spoil it.
Oh, come now. I don't. Why don't you ask Brandon?
Oh, dear! It was a task he usually performed competently.
Oh, dear. The resemblance is only physical.
Oh, good. How are you going to explain this to them?
Oh, Henry, I'm worried. What did she say?
Oh, I don't Please.
Oh, I don't like it any more.
Oh, I I
Oh, I see. All ready.
Oh, I thought that was wonderful. Didn't you like it?
Oh, I'd heard vague rumors. But I never pay attention to that sort of thing.
Oh, I'd love it.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I've forgotten.
Oh, I've turned the dining room into a library.
Oh, intellectually, he could've come along. He's brilliant.
Oh, isn't that painting new? Yes, it is. Do you like it?
Oh, isn't that painting new? Yes, it is. Do you like it?
Oh, it looked so lovely! But when I was whisking out to do the shopping,
Oh, it was quite lovely.
Oh, it's going to be that kind of party. I'd better doll up a little.
Oh, it's nothing, just a little cut. What happened?
Oh, Janet!
Oh, Miss Walker. How'd you know?
Oh, Mr. Brandon! I found it.
Oh, Mr. Kentley, your books. Oh. Oh, yes.
Oh, Mr. Kentley. So glad you could come. Thank you, Brandon.
Oh, my. Mr. Cadell is terribly nice.
Oh, myself, Phillip,
Oh, no, Anita, I don't think that's necessary.
Oh, no, Anita. Occasionally I even read one of my books.
Oh, no, sorry. Knives may not be used on hotel employees.
Oh, no, step over the head waiter's body.
Oh, no! No, I'm just teasing.
Oh, no. No!
Oh, Phillip, this party really deserves to go down in history.
Oh, rot. This party will be the most exciting ever given.
Oh, tell. The stars are very kind.
Oh, that's not yours. Oh.
Oh, there's not a chance, not any more. Why, we're pra
Oh, what a pity. In another moment, you might have been strangling each other...
Oh, what difference? You were busy arranging that other little touch of yours.
Oh, where's David? You know,
Oh, you going too? Yes, I must. Good night.
Oh? I didn't know she had one. Yes, you do.
Oh.
Oh. Small print, big words, no sales. Right.
Oh. What about?
On her wedding day, she playfully hid herself in a chest. That's right.
On the contrary, I think they suggest a, a ceremonial altar...
On this particular morning, his touch was, perhaps, a trifle too delicate;
On this thing, there isn't half the room.
On this.
One for you and one for me, my love. Ah, Mr. C.
One for you and one for me, my love. Ah, Mr. C.
One morning I saw you display your handiwork.
Open it.
Or any of the customary, unimaginative reasons.
Or as bad as any other.
Or better still, I'd invite him here.
Or strange, like this evening.
Or Strangulation Day.
Or the Bradleys are giving a party, or maybe he went to Janet’s.
Or was it just plain Something? Something rather like that.
Our maid spoke to him. He was at the club, studying for his examinations.
Out of character for him to be murdered too.
Out of this, David Kentley had his last drink.
Packing, last minute odds and ends.
Painting the picture and not hanging it?
Part of your charm, I suppose.
Particularly after a few drinks. Uh, how is yours, Rupert?
Perhaps even see you off.
Perhaps, but I prefer manners to femininity.
Personally, I think a chicken is as good a reason for murder...
Phillip would probably play the piano.
Phillip, did you hear me?
Phillip, do you realize we've actually done it, exactly as we planned?
Phillip, for those five minutes,
Phillip, sweet. Hello.
Phillip, we don't have too much time.
Phillip, where did you put those books you set out for Mr. Kentley?
Phillip, will you fix Rupert a drink? Now let me see.
Phillip, would you mind helping Mrs. Atwater?
Phillip!
Phillip. What?
Phillip... Phillip, listen to me.
Phillip's a little antisocial tonight. Oh? I thought
Phillip's drunk, Rupert.
Pity we couldn't have done it with the curtains open in the bright sunlight.
Please don't let me be in the way. Of what?
Please, Brandon, we've had just about enough!
Possibly Rupert.
Probably a symptom of approaching senility, but I must confess...
Probably because you're always on time.
Probably offer him a drink...
Probably the garage man. Answer it.
Prying, snooping or just plain pumping?
Put them in my checkbook drawer behind that metal box.
Really, you get much too upset much too easily.
Remember we said we've always said, you and I
Remember we said, the lives of inferior beings are unimportant?
Remember, Rupert? Yes, I remember.
Right here.
Rupert I couldn't believe it was true.
Rupert Cadell, our housemaster at prep school.
Rupert only publishes books he likes, usually philosophy.
Rupert, please Please what?
Rupert, remember the discussion we had before with Mr. Kentley? Yes.
Rupert, you're the end.
Rupert, you're the same as ever. It's awfully good to see you again.
Rupert? Come on up.
Rupert's a publisher now.
Rupert's coming? Yes, I thought I told you.
Rupert's extremely radical.
Rupert's on his way up now, and you've got to pull yourself together.
Rupert's on to something. He isn't. Now, let up.
Say good night to Phillip. I'll get your hat, Mr. Cadell.
Seems to me they've gone in there now for their dessert and coffee.
She is, thank you. Well, that'll do the trick.
She seems to be missing David.
She thinks you kidnapped David, or did something to prevent him from coming.
She wants you to call the police. The police?
She's banked everything on hooking David.
She's been calling every place he might be, not once, but several times.
Shut up! No! You made me do it, and I hate you. I hate both
Shut up.
Simply divine! Absolute heaven!
Since the day we invited him to the party. That's odd.
So attractively sinister! Taurus, the bull, you know.
So did Hitler. Hitler was a paranoiac savage.
So I'd move quietly around behind the chair and hit him on the head with something.
So much oomph. Yes.
So, I went downtown to that little delicatessen where Mr. Cadell goes.
Some people say he's a little peculiar, but I always thi
Somebody else to see how brilliant you are, just like at school.
Somehow, I don't think she's going to succeed.
Someone phoned from there with a message that David would meet us here.
Something gone wrong, Brandon? No.
Something that Excuse me, sir.
Sorry to bother you, Brandon. It's no bother. Come in.
Sorry. I don't like to play with light in my eyes.
Sorry. We were ridiculous and very rude.
Still, where is he?
Stupid babbling drunk.
Sure. Why?
Surely you don't take those nightmare ideas seriously
Surprised, I guess.
Take it easy, Phillip.
Take it in the kitchen. I'll answer the door.
Take the other one. What for?
Take your hand off my arm!
Talking of skeletons, have you seen that new thing at the Strand?
Thank you for a lovely evening. Good night, good night. It's been charming.
Thank you for letting me come. I'm so sorry we have to leave.
Thank you so much, dear boy.
Thank you, and here's your table.
Thank you, Mrs. Wilson. Good night, Mr. Cadell.
Thank you.
Thank you. I, uh, would like to stay a bit.
Thanks, chum.
Thanks. This yours, Janet?
That doesn't make them any easier to talk to.
That is, unless you came back...
That let you do this thing,
That might make it justifiable homicide.
That moral concepts of good and evil and right and wrong...
That people can not only read but actually can think.
That teased my suspicions more than anything else, and to tell you the truth,
That that boy in there was inferior and therefore could be killed?
That That grim Sunday at Harvard,
That there's a superior few to which you belong?
That was fascinating, wasn't it? I seem to have run down.
That we are each of us a separate human being, Brandon,
That's a good idea. May I have one for the road? Of course.
That's a new low even for you, chum.
That's all right, Anita. Kenneth is often mistaken...
That's all we've done. That's all Phillip and I have done.
That's even better.
That's fine.
That's quite all right, my boy.
That's rather foolish, isn't it? Yes, very.
That's right. I'd forgotten.
That's the difference between us and the ordinary men.
That's the second time you haven't told it. Thanks.
That's very unfeminine, my dear.
That's what's exciting. I'm glad it excites you. It frightens me.
The are in the death by slow torture category, Oh.
The crime of making a mistake. Being weak is a mistake.
The David I remember was polite as well as punctual. He hasn't changed.
The dining room to get food and come all the way back to eat it.
The few are those men of such intellectual and cultural superiority...
The few who are privileged to commit murder. Who might they be?
The glass was cracked and it broke, that's all.
The housemaster at Somerville? I used to be.
The inferior man, because he needs them.
The Kentleys couldn't be duller if they tried, but we did have to have them.
The Kentleys, Janet Walker Janet.
The last I remember having the case...
The notion that murder is an art which a few superior beings should be allowed to practice
The opposite? Phillip's bidding the world a temporary farewell tonight.
The others don't seem to be in the mood for ice cream.
The others don't seem to be in the mood for ice cream.
The party's also for Mr. Kentley. David's father?
The power to kill can be just as satisfying as the power to create.
The real, real me stuff.
The rest of the things'll be here in two shakes.
The Something Something.
The trouble with David is, he doesn't have to study. He's too bright.
The Virgo type, like all of these.
The whole afternoon, after that mad rush in the morning!
Then I'd bring him in here,
Then I'm certainly giving a good imitation of one.
Then no one would see us together. That's good. And no witnesses.
Then where would you put him?
Then you must have taught my son, David. You flatter me.
Then you should hang me. I'm so stupid, I don't know whether you're serious or not.
Then you'd like David to walk in.
Then, why do you go?
There hasn't been time for him to get here.
There isn't a word of truth in the whole story.
There must be a reason. Freud says there's a reason for everything, even me.
There must have been something deep inside you from the very start...
There was a lot to be done. You know.
There, that's much better.
There's a lady phoning for Mr. Kentley or Mrs. Atwater.
There's champagne in the icebox.
There's no need to hurry, Rupert.
There's no reason, Janet.
There's nothing going on at all, Rupert.
There've been several burglars, and Mother's a bit on edge.
Therefore, champagne. Uh, yes.
These hands will bring you great fame.
They indicate a marriage very soon...
They talk about committing the perfect crime but nobody does it.
They're here. Are we ready?
They've been in a state all day!
This all right? Thank you.
This has nothing to do with you. I've got to look inside that chest.
This is hardly the time, but I'm very glad we had that talk. So am I.
This is over my head.
This isn't like David. He Of course. I understand.
This world and the people in it...
This.
Those bull sessions you and Rupert used to have at school.
Tired. You're sure it's all right? He said you could have it.
To a tall, fair haired young man with a very lovely father.
To David, of course.
To find something besides your cigarette case.
To have them out laid out on the dining room table...
To make sure he practices six hours a day. I've finally wangled a debut for him.
To me? Yes.
Tonight you'll have an opportunity to renew that romance.
Town Hall, at that. That's wonderful. I hope you knock 'em dead.
Trust you to find a new use for a chest.
Trying to get ready for exams. I always have to start cramming before everybody else.
Two desserts, Mr. Cadell?
Two desserts, Mr. Cadell?
Uh, Brandon? Yes.
Uh, finished, Phillip? All right.
Uh, Mrs. Atwater, wouldn't you like to see the books?
Uh, no, you've made a mistake. This is Kenneth Lawrence.
Uh, tennis.
Uh, what did you mean, something gone wrong?
Uh, with him in this condition, though,
Unemployment, poverty, standing in line for theater tickets.
Unfortunately, I don't know anything.
Unfortunately, it had a spring lock.
Unfortunately, you're not. Cut that out!
Unless I was thinking about David.
Unless I was thinking about David.
Until his body went limp...
Very good. That's all right, Mrs. Wilson.
Very obstinate. Really?
Very. Particularly those candlesticks. They don't belong there.
Wait and see. I don't have to. He's never this late.
Wait. You mean, before I got here Brandon knew we had broken
Was that a gun? Yes, I heard three shots.
Was that funny? I never know when I'm being funny.
Was when I was there.
We all do it, don't we, Phillip? Yes.
We all do strange things in our childhood.
We called it quits ages ago and I'm practically engaged to his best friend.
We deserve a real holiday after it's all over.
We did do it in daytime. All right now, Phillip?
We did get up on the wrong side of the bed, didn't we?
We don't want to leave our guest of honor alone during supper.
We had our hands full getting ready for the party.
We have a very simple excuse...
We have to be, Phillip. We agreed there was only one crime either of us could commit.
We haven't had much opportunity to observe the resemblance lately, my boy.
We might find out where he is now...
We only serve champagne at Mr. Cadell's on very high occasions.
We really should preserve it for posterity,
We were going to have chicken so we walked over to the farm.
We'd... better draw the curtains.
We're alive, truly and wonderfully alive.
We're just moving the things in here.
We're not eating now. Why'd you lie to me? I don't like to talk about
We're not giving them champagne? We are.
We've got to hide it. Why?
We've killed for the sake of danger and for the sake of killing.
Well
Well Kenneth, why don't you come along with us?
Well, at least this way no one will try to open it.
Well, chivalry rears its ugly head! I don't believe David's coming!
Well, come on, it's over, and it couldn't have gone more beautifully.
Well, David does all right, very much so. Thank you.
Well, I am and I don't like it one bit.
Well, I consider myself a very fortunate man today.
Well, I didn't think it was a suitable topic of conversation while we were eating!
Well, I had a rotten evening.
Well, I have too much to do to discuss this thoroughly, dear. I still think it's peculiar.
Well, I hope so. Not me. I'm like the grave.
Well, I I just meant that Brandon's story wasn't true.
Well, I think I'd get Phillip to help me carry him out of the room,
Well, I think it looks downright peculiar. Peculiar?
Well, I'll be off...
Well, I'm also embarrassed because
Well, I'm off. Enjoy yourselves. Don't forget to write.
Well, it's very pleasant to sit here with a good drink and good company.
Well, let him come. But you know he's lying! He's caught on!
Well, let him come. But you know he's lying! He's caught on!
Well, let me see.
Well, little Kenneth Lawrence, how you've grown.
Well, may I have that drink anyway? Of course.
Well, murder can be an art too.
Well, she can switch back to Kenneth tonight.
Well, the Davids of this world merely occupy space,
Well, they could all do with a little cooling off.
Well, uh
Well, we're really killing two birds with one stone.
Well, what have we here?
Well, what is it? New young American primitive.
Well, what was it?
Well, why not? Why not? After all, it was a party.
Well, you and David used to be such good friends.
Well, you might be What?
Well, you might let me finish.
Well!
Well?
Well...
Well... Can't have everything, can we?
What a charming young man. I wish David saw more of him.
What a divine idea!
What a lovely evening.
What about the concert?
What about you? I don't eat it.
What about? Female vanity.
What about? Female vanity.
What are you chattering about?
What are you doing? It's not locked.
What are you doing? It's not what I'm going to do.
What are you doing? Writing that dreary column on how to keep the body beautiful.
What are you going to do? I don't want to,
What are you laughing at? Nothing.
What are you worrying about, Phillip?
What could have? He could have been run over or held up.
What did you see her in? I don't quite recall.
What do you mean, strange?
What do you mean? I thought I heard David on the phone to Phillip yesterday morning.
What do you mean? Janet!
What do you suspect?
What for, Phillip? just what is Brandon trying to do...
What is it? Am I so far off the track?
What is it? That swill you gave me last Christmas.
What is it? Well, go on, yank it out. I can't.
What the devil are you doing?
What the devil? Don't you have any more sense than to
What touch? Tying up the books that way.
What was it called? Something of the something.
What was so different today? Oh, what wasn't!
What was strange about David? His not showing up.
What was that one about? I don't remember how it started.
What would you say to some champagne?
What, may I ask, is happening to my table?
What? That's a gun, isn't it?
What's going on here? I don't know,
What's going on, Phillip?
What's it all about, Phillip?
What's the matter? I was sure she'd notice.
What's the matter? Nothing. I'm just thinking.
What's this all about? You'll see. It's brilliant!
What's this rumor I hear about you and Town Hall?
What's what all about? Stop playing crime and punishment, Rupert.
When did you put it there? Just before David arrived.
When was the first? When you said you never strangled a chicken.
When were you born? July 14. Can you really tell my future?
When whatever did happen to David.
When you called it quits,
When, uh, what happened?
Whenever he's been detained, he's telephoned.
Whenever I try to be, I lay the bomb of all time.
Where are you going? Just to Brandon's mother's place for a few weeks.
Where is David? I haven't the faintest idea.
Where the poor old man can easily get at them.
Where's David, Phillip? I don't know.
Which is the cat and which is the mouse? That's enough.
Which is why he was the perfect victim for the perfect murder.
Which makes everything just ginger peachy.
Which you can heap with the foods for our sacrificial feast.
Who are you calling? Only the garage.
Who could live and love as you never could, and never will again.
Who else is coming? No one you don't know, if that's what's bothering you.
Who feel there should be open season for murder all year round.
Who is it?
Who is to decide if a human is inferior, and therefore a suitable victim for murder?
Who's that? Brandon, who's that?
Whom would you have preferred? Kenneth?
Why can't he keep his hands off people?
Why did you invite Kenneth? Why not?
Why did you serve from here, anyway? It wasn't my idea.
Why didn't you? The more the merrier. Because he hasn't the nerve.
Why don't I call and tell her he's been detained?
Why don't you eat it, Phillip? I just don't.
Why is it I'm always too early at parties?
Why must I try and be so smart with everyone but David?
Why not? I could have predicted it this morning.
Why the switch from Kenneth to David, anyway?
Why?
Why? Brandon knows.
Why? Didn't I notice another new one in the foyer?
Why? To pick her up after all.
Why? Well
Why? Yes, why? It's only a piece of rope,
With Janet and Kenneth?
With the right to live and work and think as individuals,
With the right to live and work and think as individuals,
With these people? Oh, they're a dull crew, all right.
With you again because David would be out of the running.
Won't you be?
Wonder where it could be. Oh, well, here it is right where I left it.
Wonderful Mrs. Wilson.
Would you call me as soon as you hear from David? Be glad to.
Would you mind turning that off?
Would you send my car around, please? Yes, right away. Thank you.
Wouldn't you say so, Brandon? I wouldn't know.
Y You know, Phillip, I've been thinking.
Yeah, they came from up there.
Yes, he wanted to make sure about the time.
Yes, I adored it. Did you? Good.
Yes, I do. Let me see now.
Yes, I see. You didn't speak to David at all today?
Yes, I'd like to see them. May I use the telephone?
Yes, I'll just carry it. Oh, thanks.
Yes, it could, without Rupert.
Yes, it must have been broad daylight when it happened.
Yes, Phillip, I asked you a question.
Yes, that's right. Then what?
Yes, that's what I mean. Oh, you're as romantic as Janet.
Yes, to you I can, because you'll understand. Understand?
Yes, wasn't it? But good Americans usually die young on the battlefield, don't they?
Yes, we're all going together. What did I predict?
Yes, where?
Yes, why? For the pleasure of our company or another drink.
Yes, you did. I'd forgotten.
Yes, you would, but where, Rupert? Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. An immaculate murder!
Yes. Good. You better put those away.
Yes. I thought you'd be glad to see her.
Yes. I'll go and call.
Yes. I'll need a key to get in in the morning...
You agree with Nietzsche and his theory of the superman. Yes, I do.
You always did stutter when you were excited.
You always have, from that very first day in prep school.
You always plan your parties so well, it's odd to have anything go wrong.
You always plan your parties so well, it's odd to have anything go wrong.
You and Mrs. Atwater.
You and Phillip must come to dinner soon. What's wrong?
You are driving to Connecticut tonight, aren't you? Yes, but we're all packed.
You are in love with David, aren't you?
You aren't planning to do away with a few inferiors, by chance?
You aren't really frightened any more, are you?
You can put the books back in the morning.
You can relax. I have to take it up to the country.
You can't have fear. Neither of us can.
You could have said that. All right, I didn't!
You couldn't possibly spoil it.
You deliberately arranged it so that he wouldn't come. How clever of me!
You dirty dog.
You don't look well, either one of you. Oh, thanks.
You don't really approve of murder, Rupert, if I may.
You don't remember the hour of your birth, by any chance?
You don't think anything really did happen to him?
You had no business telling that story. Why did you lie?
You just astound me, as always.
You know I never did anything unless I did it perfectly.
You know me better than that.
You know perfectly well why not.
You know, I wish I could come straight out with what I want to know.
You know, Phillip,
You know. The Something, with what's her name?
You may, and I do. Think of the problems it would solve:
You mean, for example, to find if you really got rid of David.
You must admit, it was most considerate of me,
You often pick words for sound rather than meaning.
You owe me $2.40 for taxis, including the tip.
You really don't mind? No. Why should we?
You said that if anything did happen,
You seeking an apartment? Call on our Miss Sash Weight...
You shouldn't let him upset you.
You sound just like Daddy. I remember once
You start on the books Who is it?
You threw me over, chum, remember?
You two being so intense about an old, dead chicken.
You two'll be the death of me. What's to be done with the books?
You were born on the 14th of July.
You were pushing your point rather hard.
You were right to. If nothing else, a man should stand by his words.
You were right, Phillip. Those books were tied clumsily.
You weren't there this afternoon, were you, Kenneth? I wish I had been.
You wouldn't know me these days. I'm a new woman; punctual as a clock.
You, perhaps. You frighten me.
You'd be seen. What?
You'd better get along with the carving.
You'd have to add something that appealed to your warped sense of humor.
You're awful. Thank you.
You're both pulling my leg. Why do you think that?
You're Cancer, the crab. You're a moon child.
You're confused. Brandon dreamt that up...
You're going to die.
You're going too far. Why? What do you mean?
You're much better at this than I am. What would you do?
You're not and it's my fault.
You're not frightened any more, are you? No.
You're not serious about these theories. Of course he is.
You're quite a good chicken strangler, as I recall.
You're very much influenced by the moon. May I see your hands?
You're, uh,
You've got to pull yourself together. Brandon, Brandon
You've got to. No! He knows!
You've got your sleeve in the celery, Mr. Phillip.
You've murdered!
You've strangled a fellow human being...
Your touch has improved, Phillip. Rupert!
Your wife sends her love. David wasn't there?
It's fascinating. Come on, Brandon, please.
Well, I'm sure Rupert has the intelligence Now, gentlemen
...particularly at parties. Particularly at this one.
'Course, he was a Harvard undergraduate.
