Actually, I have a question.
After him! Kill the monster!
Ah! It bit me!
Ah.
Ahh!
All I know is I'll be teaching the class for the rest of the semester.
All right, come on.
All right, here. Let's top you up.
All right, you've got two conflicting ideas here.
All sorts of strange questions about things I've never even heard of.
All that time he spends up there.
All the electrons are saying, I am leaving you!
And all of the electrons rush to the land of opportunity.
And did you get that big power surge the other night?
And I don't know why.
And it's my job, Victor, to help them meet halfway.
And now it's my pleasure
And we shall be reunited once again!
And whoever is your partner is going to win.
And wrong.
Apparently Pluto isn't good enough to be a planet any more.
Apparently, Mr. Holcomb had an incident.
Are you all right?
Are you hungry, boy?
Are you sure this is going to work?
Are you up here?
Back home, everyone is scientist.
Be quick, boy. They'll be home any minute.
Because you have to have a partner for the science fair,
Bigger.
Bring her back!
But he did not get hit by lightning.
But if the schools weren't so great,
But if the schools weren't so great,
But it can be used both ways.
But it is very rare to have such an incident.
But it's not rare.
But that trophy will be mine.
But the next time it didn't.
But the wife wants to paddle down the Amazon.
But the wind isn't strong enough to bring an animal back from the dead.
But there's no river. And no jungle.
But when we get back, I think we need to have a little talk.
But you have to keep it a secret.
But your children's heads, I can take them and crack them open.
Bye.
Can I help you, young man?
Can't judge a book by its cover
Can't judge a book by its cover
Colossus?
Come on, boy.
Come on, honey!
Come on, honey!
Come on, Sparky!
Come on, Victor, please.
Come on, Victor. You can do it, honey.
Come. Come! Welcome.
Computer simulation.
Cool.
Cool.
Did you get that out of the litter box?
Dinner's ready.
Do we have to collect it on me?
Do you have an invisible fish?
Don't worry. I can fix that, too.
Dutch Day is a big day for me.
Dutch Day is coming up, and I don't need any trouble.
Easy, boy.
Edgar, what are you doing here?
Edgar?
Eh?
Elsa!
Even after death, the wiring remains.
Even my plumber wins Nobel Prize.
Everyone's hope and dream
First prize is a huge trophy!
For that, you need lightning.
French toast or waffles?
Freshwater animals can't tolerate salt.
Get away from me!
Get him!
Give it more juice!
Go on, Sparky. That's right!
Go put Sparky in the back yard.
Go, Colossus.
Good boy. See you later!
Good boy. Sorry you had to stay here alone all day.
Good morning, children.
Good morning, Mr. Burgemeister.
Good night, boy.
Got it.
Hang on!
Have a good day.
Have you looked through this science book they're using?
He brought back Sparky?
He does not see the invisible ladders.
He dreamed about Toshiaki
He fell in a manhole.
He gets to golf, she gets Indians.
He got hit by lightning!
He really misses his dog.
He was a great dog. A great friend.
He'll always be there, Victor.
He's keeping his eye on the target, never losing his concentration.
He's killed the little girl!
Hello, Victor.
Hello!
Help!
Here, kitty, kitty, Mr. Whiskers.
Here, Mr. Whiskers.
Hey, boy. How are you doing?
Hey, come on!
Hey, Sparky.
Hey! Over here!
Hey.
Hi, Elsa. What are you doing?
Hi, Victor! How was school?
Hi.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. You must really miss Sparky.
Hmm. You're a little low.
How are we supposed to see an invisible goldfish?
How do you choose? Guess what? You don't have to.
How do you know?
Huh!
I am Mr. Rzykruski.
I can fix that.
I can fix this. Come on, boy.
I can't believe I broke my arm for nothing.
I can't believe it! You're alive!
I can't believe they let the gym teacher be the judge.
I can't hold on much longer.
I can't reach!
I cannot make your heads bigger,
I didn't say that. Who said I did?
I don't believe it.
I don't know what kind of game you and Victor are playing,
I don't know. It should have worked.
I don't really understand it.
I don't think this is safe.
I don't want him in my heart. I want him here with me.
I don't want him to turn out, you know, weird.
I go to the land of opportunity!
I have lots of ideas!
I heard it was a cemetery.
I just don't feel safe walking by there.
I just wanted my dog back.
I just would like to say that our son Victor
I just would like to say that our son Victor
I knew it. It's the boy's dead dog!
I know it is so impossible, but you did it.
I know more than you do.
I know.
I know.
I know. And Helen said she thought they were
I left your house.
I like to work alone.
I mean, it sort of worked, but then it didn't.
I mean, it was there when I went to bed.
I sell dreams.
I still want to do it. Come on.
I swear! I mean, he already brought back his dog.
I tell people, You can sail to Italy.
I think I know what you know I know.
I think the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant.
I thought that you were gone.
I want you to concentrate on your project for the science fair.
I was doing it for the wrong reason.
I was doing my experiment, my project, and the first time it worked great,
I will be your new science teacher.
I'd like to buy a fish.
I'd like you to try a sport. Say, I don't know, baseball.
I'd welcome death.
I'll keep an eye on him.
I'm coming, Elsa!
I'm confused.
I'm going to win.
I'm sorry, boy.
I'm sorry, Edgar. I just don't need a partner.
I'm thinking maybe they don't last.
If it was, I couldn't tell you.
If Mr. Whiskers dreams about you,
If we could bring him back, we would.
Impossible.
In a happy kingdom and everyone's smiling?
In fairness, he didn't write the textbook.
In my job, sometimes you have people
In our houses tight and safe
In the middle of a thunderstorm?
Is just crazy about the new teacher.
Is someone there?
Is that right word, ignorant?
Isn't she adorable?
Isn't that your grandmother's tablecloth?
It has something to do with the lightning.
It is okay to fail as long as you keep trying!
It means something big is going to happen.
It really worked.
It says no death rays. See?
It worked.
It's an omen.
It's easy to promise the impossible.
It's invisible. It's an invisible goldfish.
It's just water. There's nothing there.
It's my science project, and it's top secret!
It's my science project. It's a robot.
It's nice.
It's okay, boy. You don't have to come back.
It's the windmill that does it.
It's very... Upsetting.
Jack thought it was a fuse box,
Just like lightning, the nervous system is electricity.
Keep at it!
Kill!
Kill! Kill!
Ladies, gentlemen.
Last month he dreamed about Bob.
Let me see it.
Let me through!
Lightning does not hit a person the way one is hit by a baseball or a cabbage.
Lightning happens to people all the time here.
Lightning is simply electricity.
Like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.
Look at what Toshiaki's doing.
Look out! It's on fire!
Look, I don't know what you think I know, but I don't know it.
Love
Love
Love is strange
Love is strange
Love is strange
Love is strange
Love Oh oh
May I have a cookie, please?
May your windmills spin forevermore
Maybe it just hopped out. Did you have the lid on it?
Maybe just unplug it.
Maybe when you're finished, you'll let me use it.
Me!
Mm! Mm mm!
Mm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Modest homes at modest prices
Mom, Dad! I'm going to check the school and the park.
Mom, you have to wear the glasses.
Mr. Mayor, Edward Frankenstein.
Mr. Rzykruski knew a lot.
Mr. Whiskers had a dream about you last night.
Mr. Whiskers?
My Cynthia has been asking
My dad got hit twice.
My niece, Elsa Van Helsing.
My problem bigger!
Nice try, son.
No reason you can't do both.
No, couldn't be.
No, he doesn't. You fell for a parlor trick.
No, I shall win the science fair.
No, it's invisible.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no! Shh!
No!
No!
No!
No! Get away!
No! Shh. No!
No! Sparky!
No.
No. Cemetery. Definitely.
No. I just wanted it over.
No. That's why it's called an experiment.
Nobody likes scientists.
None of us are going to win! E has an invisible fish!
Nonsense! We have the fire chief over here.
Now get cracking, and may the best person win!
Now, where's my muffin tin?
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh, 'cause love is not always
Oh, after it I want this song to love
Oh, but I do!
Oh, it's still on, but it will be judged by someone who's not insane!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
Oh, my.
Oh, oh!
Oh, sweetheart.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Oh. Yes, of course.
Okay, Okay.
Okay, okay. Sit still. Shh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One day you'll dream about me, won't you, Kitty?
Or it is?
Over here, men! This way!
Persephone, are you okay?
Persephone!
Play ball!
Please come up, Mr. Menace.
Praise be New Holland
Praise be New Holland
Praise be New Holland
Praise be New Holland
Put your finger in. You can feel it.
Putting up some kind of TV antenna on top of the roof.
Quiet down, boy.
Quiet.
Reanimating a corpse!
Rise from your tomb!
Say a husband wants to play golf in Scotland
Say... Scottsdale, Arizona.
Science is not good or bad, Victor.
Sea Monkeys?
See you later, sweetie.
Send in the marines!
She's not even interested in science.
She's not in the house and she's away from your tulips.
Shelley?
Shelley?
Shh!
Shouldn't we at least give the man a chance to explain himself?
Show and tell, Victor.
So anyway, Jack loves it here,
So both sides start to build a ladder.
So I can't sit idly while a teacher endangers our children.
So it isn't,
So that's where my candlestick went.
So when can I do it?
So, show me how, or I'll tell everyone.
So, you need to stay here today.
Some kind of strange force.
Something's wrong with my fish!
Sometimes adults don't know what they're talking about.
Sometimes I wonder if we'd be better off closer to my mother.
Sometimes I wonder just what goes on in that house.
Soon you shall be awakened
Sorry, boy, but I can't let anyone know about you.
Sorry, boy, but we can't risk anyone seeing you again.
Sparky, are you in there?
Sparky, come back!
Sparky, it's okay, boy. It's just me.
Sparky, no! Shh. No! Shh!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky!
Sparky! But you're...
Sparky! No! Sparky!
Sparky! Sparky!
Sparky! There you are.
Sparky! Where are you?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky?
Sparky. no!
Start your engines!
Stay away from us!
Stay away from us!
Stay back. It's too dangerous.
Strange love Strange love for one another
Strange love Strange love for one another
Strange love Strange love for one another
Strange love Strange love for one another
Strike one!
Students, on your way out, take a permission slip for the science fair.
Swish your finger around. You can feel it.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
That fish you showed us, was it real?
That is why you are a scientist.
That is why you must always be careful.
That looks great.
That's Elsa's wig. Where's my niece?
That's impossible. I know.
That's my son in there!
That's what she said.
That's where they buried the miners.
The best dog a kid could have.
The cloud is angry. Yes. Making storm.
The day he pitched a perfect game.
The first time, did you love your experiment?
The ground says,
The lightning's not frightening
The lightning's not frightening
The man is a menace!
The other day I caught him peeing on my flamingo.
The outside there's nothing to ch ch change
The outside there's nothing to ch ch change
The science fair is in two days.
The sidewalks. Okay.
The tomb of Colossus.
Then I'll need my waffle iron back, Mr. Director.
Then maybe you never really understood it the first time.
There you are.
There's a thunderstorm almost every night.
There's Elsa!
There's nothing wrong with Victor. He's just in his own world.
They both get what they want because they compromise.
They built New Holland on an abandoned gold mine.
They just move into a special place in your heart.
They like what science gives them, but not the questions, no.
They're only there for a little bit and then they're gone.
Thinks he's great.
This guy comes along and rewrites the rules!
This is what I try to do, to get at their brains!
This man is in the way!
This man, he comes out to look at the storm.
This one.
This way! In here!
Tie Sparky up and get your head into the game.
To introduce this year's Little Dutch Girl,
To you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have such small minds.
Tonight, we shall bring the dead to life!
Toshiaki says it's your science fair project.
Toshiaki says you have an invisible fish.
Try and get some sleep, sweetheart. Things will seem better in the morning.
Turn off your engines!
Uh, I got to go. Bye.
Uh, waffles.
Understood?
Victor will win the science fair unless we can do better.
Victor,
Victor, have I ever talked to you about what I do for a living?
Victor, I don't know that it's...
Victor, run!
Victor!
Victor!
Victor!
Victor!
Victor!
Victor!
Victor! Come on, honey. You're going to be late.
Victor! Victor, I need help. Please!
Victor?
Victor?
Victor?
Victor?
Victor? Could you come down here, please?
Victor.
Was someone else here?
Watch as the muscles respond to the electricity.
We are wires and springs and cables to send the messages.
We can make a death ray!
We could use a test dummy or something.
We got to come up with something better.
We got to come up with something better.
We have nothing to fear
We have something really big.
We have to collect data.
We'll help you look for Sparky
Well, sometimes knowing too much is the problem.
Well, that is bad.
What about that dog of yours?
What about the science fair?
What do we do now?
What happened to it? What did you do?
What happened?
What were you boys doing on the roof?
What were you boys doing on the roof?
What you did was a very serious thing.
What you got there, boy?
What you think it'll be
What you think it'll be
What?
What's the matter, boy? Are you okay?
When conducting an experiment, trying is the important thing.
When I was a kid, Pluto was a great planet.
When the two ladders meet... Boom!
When there's beauty on the inside
When there's beauty on the inside
When there's beauty on the inside
When there's beauty on the inside
When you are with me
When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you.
Where do you think you're going?
Where's Mr. Rzykruski?
Where's my niece?
While your parents are away, I am in charge here.
Who else would be your partner?
Whoa, stop! You put me down! I gave you life!
Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! I just felt like I was attacked!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Whoa. Nice catch, Sparky.
Whoo!
Will you sign my permission slip?
With lightning, and boom, and sss.
With someone watchin' over me
Yeah, he's right.
Yeah, it was a big finish. Well done, son.
Yeah? Well, our science fair project is even cooler.
Yeah? Well, our science fair project is even cooler.
Yeah.
Yes, ever since
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, Uncle Bob.
Yes, we need electrons trained in science just like you!
Yes!
Yes.
You are barking?
You better.
You brought an animal back from the dead?
You can do the hula in Hawaii.
You can keep it.
You can't. This isn't an experiment. It's my dog.
You did it!
You do not understand science, so you are afraid of it.
You don't have friends and neither do I.
You guys do the town square, okay?
You have entrusted me with your safety.
You know how on the package, they're like,
You know the most about science so pick me as a partner.
You know, a lot of girls would kill to be in your place.
You meet in the middle. Everyone's happy.
You said that I need to let him go.
You said yourself, if you could bring back Sparky, you would!
You say you know Victor's secret?
You should be a scientist, Victor.
You show me, and I won't tell.
You tell them, Sparky.
You'll always be in my heart.
You're a travel agent?
You're alive!
You're saying he faked it?
Your country does not make enough scientist.
Your dog is alive!
Your friend is here.
Your neighbor, of course.
Your Sea Monkeys. Are they freshwater or saltwater?
A robotic bucket? Yes.
Bigger. I know.
Bravo!
Did you get a new dog? No.
For mopping, I suppose? Yes.
Hi, Victor. How was school? Good. Got to go.
I have to pee! ...one.
I know. What?
It's 3D, honey. Yes, Of course.
It's 3D, honey. Yes, Of course.
Know what? You know.
No, he didn't. So, you don't?
Nobody gets what they want. Exactly.
Oh, Mrs. Frankenstein! Shh.
Oh! Oh, Oh!
Oh! Whoa!
Promise? Promise.
Science. Science.
Sparky! Sparky, that's you!
Um... Oh!
Victor! Honey, are you all right?
Victor! I need your help. Did you see those things?
Victor! I need your help. I asked him first!
What is it? Double top secret.
What is it? It's not there any more.
Why is it invisible? I have no idea.
Yeah? They're not like that at all.
You're the smart one! I know.
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