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Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) Where the Buffalo Roam is a 1980 American semi-biographical comedy film based on the life and

Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)

Where the Buffalo Roam is a 1980 American semi-biographical comedy film based on the life and career of the iconic American journalist and author, Hunter S. Thompson. The movie stars Bill Murray in the leading role as Thompson, capturing his eccentricity, drug-induced madness, and irreverent style with remarkable accuracy.

Set in the 1960s and 1970s, Where the Buffalo Roam follows Thompson's turbulent career as he navigates the chaotic world of journalism, politics, and counterculture. Alongside Murray, the film features an impressive supporting cast, including Peter Boyle as Thompson's attorney and friend, Carl Lazlo, Bruno Kirby as journalist Irving Lazlo, and Rene Auberjonois as Harris, Thompson's editor.

The film offers a fascinating insight into Thompson's unique and fearless approach to journalism, as well as the societal and political challenges he encountered along the way. With its dark humor, memorable quotes, and wild escapades, Where the Buffalo Roam stands as a vibrant tribute to one of America's most influential and unconventional writers.

To experience the spirit of Where the Buffalo Roam, you can play and download the film's sounds right here.

A blue one? Really?
A blue one? Really?
A close second, Bronco.
A close second, Bronco.
A crowd had assembled, a crowd of America's elite.
A crowd had assembled, a crowd of America's elite.
A minor setback, that's all.
A minor setback, that's all.
A motion to suppress the search and seizure.
A motion to suppress the search and seizure.
A real heavyweight water buffalo type.
A real heavyweight water buffalo type.
A small plastic exploding device of some kind.
A small plastic exploding device of some kind.
A video recorder and a stereo?
A video recorder and a stereo?
A Xerox telecopier, the 516.
A Xerox telecopier, the 516.
About 800,000, a million maybe.
About 800,000, a million maybe.
Acres and acres of it, man.
Acres and acres of it, man.
Agh! God!
Agh! God!
Agh! It wasn't, you swine! You know it wasn't stuck.
Agh! It wasn't, you swine! You know it wasn't stuck.
Ah, back to business.
Ah, back to business.
Ah, oh, I see. Could you hold on one sec?
Ah, oh, I see. Could you hold on one sec?
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Eureka! Nice work.
Ah! Eureka! Nice work.
Ah. Yeah.
Ah. Yeah.
Ahhh. Hmm.
Ahhh. Hmm.
All I gotta do now is write it up.
All I gotta do now is write it up.
All right, er... Vaya con dios.
All right, er... Vaya con dios.
All right, let me have your attention, please.
All right, let me have your attention, please.
All right, let's go have a cocktail.
All right, let's go have a cocktail.
All right, put him through, but no more after this. I'm serious, I mean it.
All right, put him through, but no more after this. I'm serious, I mean it.
All right, spread 'em, hit the wall.
All right, spread 'em, hit the wall.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Yeah, I told her about you.
All right. Yeah, I told her about you.
All sorts of twisted motherfuckers there. And who could this be?
All sorts of twisted motherfuckers there. And who could this be?
Amen! Amen!
Amen! Amen!
And all the people of the worid too. Let's have it.
And all the people of the worid too. Let's have it.
And although, in all fairness,
And although, in all fairness,
And forced them to carry them on their shoulders to the pregame tailgate parties.
And forced them to carry them on their shoulders to the pregame tailgate parties.
And I can do anything I want.
And I can do anything I want.
And I think you should take me back to the hotel and I'll finish the story.
And I think you should take me back to the hotel and I'll finish the story.
And I'm going to gnaw on their skulls...
And I'm going to gnaw on their skulls...
And I'm staring into the face of a psychotic freak out.
And I'm staring into the face of a psychotic freak out.
And Italians,
And Italians,
And Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now.
And Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now.
And look good in doing it.
And look good in doing it.
And right now this story is all we have.
And right now this story is all we have.
And spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk
And spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk
And that's the way it is, you know?
And that's the way it is, you know?
And the potheads with their silliness never frightened me either.
And the potheads with their silliness never frightened me either.
And the screwheads,
And the screwheads,
And they really hate you, sir.
And they really hate you, sir.
And weak,
And weak,
And what a breakfast it is. Still alive, still kicking.
And what a breakfast it is. Still alive, still kicking.
And what, in fact, did you find?
And what, in fact, did you find?
Any person who transports into this state, sells, furnishes or gives away any marijuana
Any person who transports into this state, sells, furnishes or gives away any marijuana
Anybody can.
Anybody can.
Are you OK now? Good.
Are you OK now? Good.
Are you sure it wasn't laughter? Kids having a good time, innocent merriment?
Are you sure it wasn't laughter? Kids having a good time, innocent merriment?
As a matter of fact, I'm here to pick up some blood. Hope you're my type of girl.
As a matter of fact, I'm here to pick up some blood. Hope you're my type of girl.
As your attorney, I advise you to leave this room at once.
As your attorney, I advise you to leave this room at once.
As your ex attorney, I advise you not to worry.
As your ex attorney, I advise you not to worry.
Associates. You are my friend.
Associates. You are my friend.
At least, not in this story,
At least, not in this story,
Back on board the campaign special.
Back on board the campaign special.
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Bastards! Playground strafers!
Bastards! Playground strafers!
Bat!
Bat!
Bats?
Bats?
Be seated.
Be seated.
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
Because he never really got anything.
Because he never really got anything.
Because I thought that defendant may have been concealing
Because I thought that defendant may have been concealing
Because, in your mind, that bag didn't belong to you.
Because, in your mind, that bag didn't belong to you.
Because, you know, in case I lose it totally,
Because, you know, in case I lose it totally,
Been looking all over for you.
Been looking all over for you.
Besides, I just got here...
Besides, I just got here...
Bic. Er, sir...
Bic. Er, sir...
Billy, light the runway.
Billy, light the runway.
Billy, you wanna turn on the game?
Billy, you wanna turn on the game?
Bless you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. We hear you, Jesus.
Bless you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. We hear you, Jesus.
Bombarded by missiles, flying, flaming matchbook covers.
Bombarded by missiles, flying, flaming matchbook covers.
Bop heads.
Bop heads.
Boy. That kid was sick.
Boy. That kid was sick.
Briggs?
Briggs?
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
Bronco, come on. Bronco, come on. Fun is fun.
Bronco, come on. Bronco, come on. Fun is fun.
Bronco, listen to this, tell me what you think.
Bronco, listen to this, tell me what you think.
Brought their weird act to Wisconsin,
Brought their weird act to Wisconsin,
Brownie, this you wouldn't believe.
Brownie, this you wouldn't believe.
Brownie?
Brownie?
Brownie? Yeah, it's Blackie.
Brownie? Yeah, it's Blackie.
But he stomped on the terror.
But he stomped on the terror.
But I don't think I'm going to believe that
But I don't think I'm going to believe that
But I made a smart move checking into this place
But I made a smart move checking into this place
But in my case it's worked.
But in my case it's worked.
But my adrenaline reserves are burning out
But my adrenaline reserves are burning out
But these goddamn screwheads...
But these goddamn screwheads...
But what's really sad is...
But what's really sad is...
But you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self discovery.
But you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self discovery.
But, you know, crazed dope lawyer turns gun running revolutionary,
But, you know, crazed dope lawyer turns gun running revolutionary,
Calling me first thing...
Calling me first thing...
Calm down? Who are you? Who is he? Who is this fat clown?
Calm down? Who are you? Who is he? Who is this fat clown?
Can I get anything for you, sir?
Can I get anything for you, sir?
Cara tan linda, coño, ven acá.
Cara tan linda, coño, ven acá.
Check with the hotel, there's anybody you can ask.
Check with the hotel, there's anybody you can ask.
Clear headed. Used to thinking in terms of crisis.
Clear headed. Used to thinking in terms of crisis.
Clerk, best get moving. Next case.
Clerk, best get moving. Next case.
Coke adds life, it's the real thing.
Coke adds life, it's the real thing.
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come here, Harris.
Come here, Harris.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on in. Where the hell have you been?
Come on in. Where the hell have you been?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, easy boy. You never liked this.
Come on, easy boy. You never liked this.
Come on, hurry up. We gotta get moving.
Come on, hurry up. We gotta get moving.
Come on, let me show you around.
Come on, let me show you around.
Come on, shut up and get your head down.
Come on, shut up and get your head down.
Come on, the story is finished, man, don't get weird on me now.
Come on, the story is finished, man, don't get weird on me now.
Come on, we're backed up.
Come on, we're backed up.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Hunter!
Come on! Hunter!
Come on. I think it's gonna be all right.
Come on. I think it's gonna be all right.
Come on. It's just a deadline. You got two hours till the presses roll.
Come on. It's just a deadline. You got two hours till the presses roll.
Compañero.
Compañero.
Cos I thought it had something to do with this article
Cos I thought it had something to do with this article
Cos this is important stuff, a whole generation of kids are being screwed.
Cos this is important stuff, a whole generation of kids are being screwed.
Could you tell me if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer?
Could you tell me if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer?
Cute title, and, er...
Cute title, and, er...
Dear God, thank you for everything.
Dear God, thank you for everything.
Did I say that?
Did I say that?
Did the price change?
Did the price change?
Did you say five years?
Did you say five years?
Dig it.
Dig it.
Direct pressure is best. I'll get a Band Aid.
Direct pressure is best. I'll get a Band Aid.
Do you happen to have two aspirin?
Do you happen to have two aspirin?
Do you know his name, Mr Kramer?
Do you know his name, Mr Kramer?
Do you understand your sentence, Mr Kramer?
Do you understand your sentence, Mr Kramer?
Does the name Vince Lombardi mean anything in this town?
Does the name Vince Lombardi mean anything in this town?
Don't come on so heavy.
Don't come on so heavy.
Don't give me this shit, I'm counting on you.
Don't give me this shit, I'm counting on you.
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
Don't tell anybody where you got 'em.
Don't tell anybody where you got 'em.
Don't worry about a thing. I got it.
Don't worry about a thing. I got it.
Don't worry, I'll be checking with him shortly. But I do appreciate the call.
Don't worry, I'll be checking with him shortly. But I do appreciate the call.
Don't you understand, man?
Don't you understand, man?
Dooley, heads up.
Dooley, heads up.
Dooley, let him stay. He's got as much right to be here as any of us.
Dooley, let him stay. He's got as much right to be here as any of us.
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Dr Thompson, Blast magazine. Is my suite ready? I need supplies sent up.
Dr Thompson, Blast magazine. Is my suite ready? I need supplies sent up.
Dr Thompson, er, are you gonna write any more articles about Lazlo?
Dr Thompson, er, are you gonna write any more articles about Lazlo?
Dr Thompson, for those of us who are writers...
Dr Thompson, for those of us who are writers...
Dr Thompson, where've you been? We've been waiting for you.
Dr Thompson, where've you been? We've been waiting for you.
Eight, nine, ten...
Eight, nine, ten...
Enjoying myself? I'm in a fucking nuthouse.
Enjoying myself? I'm in a fucking nuthouse.
Enough to put us in personal danger.
Enough to put us in personal danger.
Entered? How could you enter? The door was locked.
Entered? How could you enter? The door was locked.
Er, could I have another round?
Er, could I have another round?
Er, I'm rambling.
Er, I'm rambling.
Er, I've been without sleep for 80 hours so I'm beyond simple fatigue.
Er, I've been without sleep for 80 hours so I'm beyond simple fatigue.
Er, the forecast is for bad greasiness.
Er, the forecast is for bad greasiness.
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er... let me recommend... Try a blue one.
Er... let me recommend... Try a blue one.
Es como una mujer!
Es como una mujer!
Everyone rise.
Everyone rise.
Everything he knew about decency and morality, he learned that day in December
Everything he knew about decency and morality, he learned that day in December
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Excellent bone man. He specialises in gunshot wounds.
Excellent bone man. He specialises in gunshot wounds.
Excuse me, have you seen Mr Harris from the Post?
Excuse me, have you seen Mr Harris from the Post?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. You guys, come here for a minute, will you?
Excuse me. You guys, come here for a minute, will you?
Faffle's got it eight and a half.
Faffle's got it eight and a half.
Fellow Americans. Ha ha ha.
Fellow Americans. Ha ha ha.
Fifty fifty.
Fifty fifty.
Fire, blood...
Fire, blood...
First come, first served.
First come, first served.
Five fucking years?
Five fucking years?
Five more minutes then we're out of here.
Five more minutes then we're out of here.
Five three! 58!
Five three! 58!
Five years to life.
Five years to life.
For instance, in the Coal Street matter...
For instance, in the Coal Street matter...
For no good reason at all.
For no good reason at all.
Forced to scramble!
Forced to scramble!
Fortunate it's me and not some maniac.
Fortunate it's me and not some maniac.
Four, five,
Four, five,
From Alan the horse Ameche.
From Alan the horse Ameche.
From now on, you're on the zoo plane with the technicians.
From now on, you're on the zoo plane with the technicians.
Front, please?
Front, please?
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck the doomed.
Fuck the doomed.
Fuck those people, huh?
Fuck those people, huh?
Fuck, man, you're a writer. Use your imagination.
Fuck, man, you're a writer. Use your imagination.
Fuckin' A, you will. Right over there.
Fuckin' A, you will. Right over there.
Fun is fun.
Fun is fun.
Gentlemen, let's be reasonable.
Gentlemen, let's be reasonable.
Get a grip, Thompson.
Get a grip, Thompson.
Get smart, Lazlo.
Get smart, Lazlo.
Get the goddamn tap off the phone!
Get the goddamn tap off the phone!
Get your pennants here.
Get your pennants here.
Get your programmes. I got programmes.
Get your programmes. I got programmes.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Ghost riders, anarchist prophets,
Ghost riders, anarchist prophets,
Given my willingness and the willingness of the district attorney.
Given my willingness and the willingness of the district attorney.
Glad I caught that. It's not legal without the signature.
Glad I caught that. It's not legal without the signature.
Go ahead, try it on.
Go ahead, try it on.
Go away!
Go away!
Go down... behind the bar.
Go down... behind the bar.
Go long. El zono finale.
Go long. El zono finale.
Goes right, fades left...
Goes right, fades left...
Golly, you hear a lot of savage and unnatural things about people these days.
Golly, you hear a lot of savage and unnatural things about people these days.
Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
Good boy, Bronco.
Good boy, Bronco.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Good.
Good.
Good. Billy, we're gonna get to you this afternoon.
Good. Billy, we're gonna get to you this afternoon.
Good. Stay with me.
Good. Stay with me.
Got it? OK. Livingstone.
Got it? OK. Livingstone.
Great too, incredible story, it's developing fast.
Great too, incredible story, it's developing fast.
Great, a basis in reality, that's good.
Great, a basis in reality, that's good.
Great.
Great.
Guns, dope, armed insurrection.
Guns, dope, armed insurrection.
Had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana
Had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana
Harris from the Post!
Harris from the Post!
Harris from the Post.
Harris from the Post.
Harris. My name is Harris.
Harris. My name is Harris.
Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday.
Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday.
Have you conferred with the district attorney?
Have you conferred with the district attorney?
He became a man...
He became a man...
He calls back, gets my machine.
He calls back, gets my machine.
He claims he's being held a prisoner.
He claims he's being held a prisoner.
He could've done serious damage.
He could've done serious damage.
He got paroled after three years. He's joined our cause.
He got paroled after three years. He's joined our cause.
He hasn't been heard from for some time and he's believed dead.
He hasn't been heard from for some time and he's believed dead.
He is tough, and he's not gonna talk.
He is tough, and he's not gonna talk.
He just had very strange rhythms.
He just had very strange rhythms.
He may not... fit in.
He may not... fit in.
He must be a doctor.
He must be a doctor.
He owes me a cover story and I want it.
He owes me a cover story and I want it.
He said, Forget the money, but if Marty could say some sort of personal prayer
He said, Forget the money, but if Marty could say some sort of personal prayer
He talked back. He said, It's all right, man. It's all right.
He talked back. He said, It's all right, man. It's all right.
He was out of his mind. What is with you, picking up weirdos? I knew right away.
He was out of his mind. What is with you, picking up weirdos? I knew right away.
He, er, he was one of a kind, and, er...
He, er, he was one of a kind, and, er...
He, er...
He, er...
He's a weirdo, Lazlo.
He's a weirdo, Lazlo.
He's all yours.
He's all yours.
He's not instrument rated though. I don't think he should.
He's not instrument rated though. I don't think he should.
He's on a very tight schedule, so keep the questions brief and one at a time.
He's on a very tight schedule, so keep the questions brief and one at a time.
Head for the sunset! Deeper, deeper!
Head for the sunset! Deeper, deeper!
Hell, I'll pray with you.
Hell, I'll pray with you.
Hello?
Hello?
Here, I'll be right back. Would you mind?
Here, I'll be right back. Would you mind?
Here. Go on up, have a drink before the game.
Here. Go on up, have a drink before the game.
Here. Look at this. Look at the body.
Here. Look at this. Look at the body.
Here. You'll need these.
Here. You'll need these.
Hey, calm down.
Hey, calm down.
Hey, come on, help me.
Hey, come on, help me.
Hey, Dooley...
Hey, Dooley...
Hey, guns don't scare me, buddy. I'm a weapons expert.
Hey, guns don't scare me, buddy. I'm a weapons expert.
Hey, how about shutting up? A little charity, huh?
Hey, how about shutting up? A little charity, huh?
Hey, Lazlo!
Hey, Lazlo!
Hey, man, I brought you a present, man.
Hey, man, I brought you a present, man.
Hey, man, I'm glad you're here.
Hey, man, I'm glad you're here.
Hey, man, that's no good. We gotta move on this now.
Hey, man, that's no good. We gotta move on this now.
Hey, man, what are you talking about?
Hey, man, what are you talking about?
Hey, sir. Hey, sir!
Hey, sir. Hey, sir!
Hey, you don't look too good.
Hey, you don't look too good.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Thompson!
Hey! Hey! Thompson!
Hey... whoa!
Hey... whoa!
Hi, guy.
Hi, guy.
Hi. Sock it to me!
Hi. Sock it to me!
Hit him with the Fourth Amendment, Laz.
Hit him with the Fourth Amendment, Laz.
Hiya, sir. Harris from the Post.
Hiya, sir. Harris from the Post.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold it, come on. I got a key here someplace.
Hold it, come on. I got a key here someplace.
Hold on, somebody's here.
Hold on, somebody's here.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Hopefully I'll be able to finish it.
Hopefully I'll be able to finish it.
Hot damn.
Hot damn.
How about the 13th?
How about the 13th?
How do you stop this thing?
How do you stop this thing?
How long will these motions take?
How long will these motions take?
How many people are gonna read this?
How many people are gonna read this?
How much do you think he knows?
How much do you think he knows?
How you doing, boys? Good to see you.
How you doing, boys? Good to see you.
How's the family, Harris?
How's the family, Harris?
Huh.
Huh.
Hunter, come on.
Hunter, come on.
Hunter? Hunter what?
Hunter? Hunter what?
I am a new man.
I am a new man.
I and my clients are going to trial.
I and my clients are going to trial.
I call him back, he's under sedation. It goes on.
I call him back, he's under sedation. It goes on.
I can back this place up for six years.
I can back this place up for six years.
I can't account for how people deal with it, you know.
I can't account for how people deal with it, you know.
I can't, you're insane, you're a maniac.
I can't, you're insane, you're a maniac.
I didn't sleep a wink since I spoke to you.
I didn't sleep a wink since I spoke to you.
I don't give a shit. You find him.
I don't give a shit. You find him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think he's gonna tell him.
I don't think he's gonna tell him.
I don't think so. You've whipped them into a frenzy.
I don't think so. You've whipped them into a frenzy.
I don't think we'll be doing this again, Lazlo.
I don't think we'll be doing this again, Lazlo.
I feel compelled to sentence you each to six months in the county jail.
I feel compelled to sentence you each to six months in the county jail.
I feel... wonferdul.
I feel... wonferdul.
I got a couple Super Bowl tickets here.
I got a couple Super Bowl tickets here.
I got a new approach now, a new plan.
I got a new approach now, a new plan.
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got people from the consulate here.
I got people from the consulate here.
I guess I thought maybe nothing would happen to me.
I guess I thought maybe nothing would happen to me.
I have been completely reborn.
I have been completely reborn.
I have walked with the king!
I have walked with the king!
I haven't even caught my plane. What game is being played here?
I haven't even caught my plane. What game is being played here?
I just thought maybe I'd forgotten my medicine.
I just thought maybe I'd forgotten my medicine.
I know I'll be safe in the arms of the sisters of mercy.
I know I'll be safe in the arms of the sisters of mercy.
I know you've been waiting a long time
I know you've been waiting a long time
I know, but...
I know, but...
I know. I saw you in the mask, I said, Hey, that's Lazlo.
I know. I saw you in the mask, I said, Hey, that's Lazlo.
I make sure he sees them.
I make sure he sees them.
I may need some more money. I'm entertaining in the room and it runs up.
I may need some more money. I'm entertaining in the room and it runs up.
I mean, the journey to enlightenment is a long trip
I mean, the journey to enlightenment is a long trip
I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded.
I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded.
I must say your legal rights might have been better protected,
I must say your legal rights might have been better protected,
I never had any complaints about the blue ones.
I never had any complaints about the blue ones.
I oughtta Mace the fucker for that cheap trouncing he gave his buddy. Fuck you!
I oughtta Mace the fucker for that cheap trouncing he gave his buddy. Fuck you!
I owe him an apology or nothing at all.
I owe him an apology or nothing at all.
I picked her out myself.
I picked her out myself.
I saw one of the defendants make a furtive movement.
I saw one of the defendants make a furtive movement.
I think I'd better tell my readers that I'm no longer responsible for anything I write.
I think I'd better tell my readers that I'm no longer responsible for anything I write.
I think it could be the best thing I've ever done.
I think it could be the best thing I've ever done.
I think you guys should listen. His honour is reading the sentence.
I think you guys should listen. His honour is reading the sentence.
I thought he was just tense.
I thought he was just tense.
I thought it was Tuesday... Saturday, everybody was here.
I thought it was Tuesday... Saturday, everybody was here.
I tried to call you a few times.
I tried to call you a few times.
I want some discipline on that front desk.
I want some discipline on that front desk.
I want to see everything. Page, get up here!
I want to see everything. Page, get up here!
I want you to remember one thing.
I want you to remember one thing.
I wish you luck in your new endeavour.
I wish you luck in your new endeavour.
I would appreciate it because I have to file.
I would appreciate it because I have to file.
I'd like to demonstrate that movement just like this.
I'd like to demonstrate that movement just like this.
I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane.
I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane.
I'll be gone in a second.
I'll be gone in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
I'll check on it. Hold on.
I'll check on it. Hold on.
I'll just lash together a few raw facts,
I'll just lash together a few raw facts,
I'll look for you.
I'll look for you.
I'll see you in court.
I'll see you in court.
I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor.
I'm a little cowgirl. Dabba dabba dabba dabba.
I'm a little cowgirl. Dabba dabba dabba dabba.
I'm all for dope and goats, nobody's bigger,
I'm all for dope and goats, nobody's bigger,
I'm also gonna need one of those Sony cassettes, big mother, 1800.
I'm also gonna need one of those Sony cassettes, big mother, 1800.
I'm gonna be in San Francisco Tuesday. We should get together.
I'm gonna be in San Francisco Tuesday. We should get together.
I'm gonna need an IBM Selectric, heavy duty,
I'm gonna need an IBM Selectric, heavy duty,
I'm gonna take every case to trial, every one, if I have to.
I'm gonna take every case to trial, every one, if I have to.
I'm gonna tell him to wear brighter colours.
I'm gonna tell him to wear brighter colours.
I'm in control. Not sure about these people, though.
I'm in control. Not sure about these people, though.
I'm not gonna worry about it.
I'm not gonna worry about it.
I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone.
I'm pounding it up in my head
I'm pounding it up in my head
I'm sorry, Judge, the kid's not a squealer.
I'm sorry, Judge, the kid's not a squealer.
I'm sorry, there's no answer, Mr Lewis.
I'm sorry, there's no answer, Mr Lewis.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking the Bears, I can't quit on them.
I'm taking the Bears, I can't quit on them.
I'm the President of the United States
I'm the President of the United States
I've done OK. Shit...
I've done OK. Shit...
I've stood on the mountain, I saw all the earth, man!
I've stood on the mountain, I saw all the earth, man!
If they're out there, I'm going to find them
If they're out there, I'm going to find them
If you get to see him, what are you gonna say?
If you get to see him, what are you gonna say?
In my case, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity, to anyone,
In my case, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity, to anyone,
In the event of sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be released.
In the event of sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be released.
In your recent pieces about the candidate,
In your recent pieces about the candidate,
Into higher and higher realms of consciousness.
Into higher and higher realms of consciousness.
Is anything wrong?
Is anything wrong?
Is coming through!
Is coming through!
Is it due? Am I late?
Is it due? Am I late?
Is this man an associate of yours?
Is this man an associate of yours?
Is this the old Baby Face Nelson place?
Is this the old Baby Face Nelson place?
Is this your new A party list?
Is this your new A party list?
It didn't.
It didn't.
It gets real ugly late in the day when they start cooking.
It gets real ugly late in the day when they start cooking.
It never got weird enough for me.
It never got weird enough for me.
It was supposed to be in the last issue but maybe this one.
It was supposed to be in the last issue but maybe this one.
It'd make a big difference.
It'd make a big difference.
It'll be like paradise, man, like a fucking paradise!
It'll be like paradise, man, like a fucking paradise!
It's blowing away!
It's blowing away!
It's for your own good. You don't belong here.
It's for your own good. You don't belong here.
It's good weed.
It's good weed.
It's hard to say he got what he deserved...
It's hard to say he got what he deserved...
It's Harris from the Post!
It's Harris from the Post!
It's highly unlikely but I may have to flop around in case I have one of my seizures.
It's highly unlikely but I may have to flop around in case I have one of my seizures.
It's history, man.
It's history, man.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's my turn to fly!
It's my turn to fly!
It's obvious he was having a paranoid drug reaction.
It's obvious he was having a paranoid drug reaction.
It's right in there.
It's right in there.
It's right up there with Gone With The Wind.
It's right up there with Gone With The Wind.
It's sad.
It's sad.
It's stuck. What the hell?
It's stuck. What the hell?
It's the hotel manager. I think it's about Thompson.
It's the hotel manager. I think it's about Thompson.
It's usually worse. Everyone's getting up.
It's usually worse. Everyone's getting up.
Jeez, she was just fine a minute ago.
Jeez, she was just fine a minute ago.
Jeez, you can almost smell the narcs.
Jeez, you can almost smell the narcs.
Jesus, I missed. Sorry.
Jesus, I missed. Sorry.
Jesus, it's happening already.
Jesus, it's happening already.
Jesus, why do they have to make so much noise?
Jesus, why do they have to make so much noise?
Just a good American like yourself.
Just a good American like yourself.
Just a second.
Just a second.
Just another deadline.
Just another deadline.
Just keep cool and let's do it.
Just keep cool and let's do it.
Just made the plane after a flock of poisoned ravens dive bombed my car.
Just made the plane after a flock of poisoned ravens dive bombed my car.
Just relax.
Just relax.
Keep moving, just listen to me.
Keep moving, just listen to me.
Kind of close quarters in here, isn't it?
Kind of close quarters in here, isn't it?
Kind of like the buffalo.
Kind of like the buffalo.
Kiss and make better.
Kiss and make better.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Thompson.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Thompson.
Land. Our land.
Land. Our land.
Landed right on his testicles.
Landed right on his testicles.
Last night he was at the hotel pool doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
Last night he was at the hotel pool doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
Lazlo, God damn it, get down.
Lazlo, God damn it, get down.
Lazlo, how are you doing?
Lazlo, how are you doing?
Lazlo, Lazlo, Lazlo.
Lazlo, Lazlo, Lazlo.
Lazlo, look out there, these guys are piranhas with guns.
Lazlo, look out there, these guys are piranhas with guns.
Lazlo, my attorney?
Lazlo, my attorney?
Lazlo, what kind of weirdness is that?
Lazlo, what kind of weirdness is that?
Lazlo!
Lazlo!
Lazlo. What happened to you?
Lazlo. What happened to you?
Lazlo. What took you so long? It's been a nightmare here.
Lazlo. What took you so long? It's been a nightmare here.
Lazlo...
Lazlo...
Let me ask you a question, sir.
Let me ask you a question, sir.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me send you some real clients divorce, real estate.
Let me send you some real clients divorce, real estate.
Let's get this thing moving. Clerk, where are the files?
Let's get this thing moving. Clerk, where are the files?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's start here.
Let's start here.
Lie on your side.
Lie on your side.
Lie on your side. Down!
Lie on your side. Down!
Like, a lot of people thought I was dead,
Like, a lot of people thought I was dead,
Listen to what Thompson's written.
Listen to what Thompson's written.
Listen, I think I'd like one of those, if that's OK.
Listen, I think I'd like one of those, if that's OK.
Little bit of old n**** wisdom,
Little bit of old n**** wisdom,
Little bugger gets right on top of you.
Little bugger gets right on top of you.
Look at a man who defends evil people!
Look at a man who defends evil people!
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look, could you just hold this for a second?
Look, could you just hold this for a second?
Look, man...
Look, man...
Looks like you got a good thing going there.
Looks like you got a good thing going there.
Lord Buckley said that.
Lord Buckley said that.
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
Make some money and maybe be like your field representative, handle the overflow?
Make some money and maybe be like your field representative, handle the overflow?
Make way! Make way!
Make way! Make way!
Many, many times.
Many, many times.
Marty?
Marty?
Marty. Where the hell you been?
Marty. Where the hell you been?
May I ask who's calling, please?
May I ask who's calling, please?
May we proceed?
May we proceed?
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me!
Mira!
Mira!
Mm.
Mm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Morning.
Morning.
Move it along, no need to run.
Move it along, no need to run.
Move it, come on! Move it!
Move it, come on! Move it!
Move it, pronto! Get it in there, get it in there.
Move it, pronto! Get it in there, get it in there.
Mr Harris, what happened?
Mr Harris, what happened?
Mr Lazlo, Mr Willins, would you please approach the bench?
Mr Lazlo, Mr Willins, would you please approach the bench?
Mr Lazlo. Hey, Lazlo.
Mr Lazlo. Hey, Lazlo.
Mr Lewis's office.
Mr Lewis's office.
Mr Thompson!
Mr Thompson!
Mr Thompson.
Mr Thompson.
Muy buenos rifle.
Muy buenos rifle.
Muy fast.
Muy fast.
My Attorney Versus American Justice.
My Attorney Versus American Justice.
Never better.
Never better.
Nevertheless, you were arrested for possession of one pound of marijuana.
Nevertheless, you were arrested for possession of one pound of marijuana.
Nice day.
Nice day.
Nickel defence. On the line of scrimmage.
Nickel defence. On the line of scrimmage.
Nine?
Nine?
Nixon.
Nixon.
No fooling around, no yelling, no booing, none of that stuff.
No fooling around, no yelling, no booing, none of that stuff.
No more calls, God damn it!
No more calls, God damn it!
No need to panic, huh?
No need to panic, huh?
No problem.
No problem.
No question, you got something going here, Hunter.
No question, you got something going here, Hunter.
No respect for human dignity.
No respect for human dignity.
No, hey, we're your friends. Relax.
No, hey, we're your friends. Relax.
No, it sounded like a scream.
No, it sounded like a scream.
No, just a...
No, just a...
No, no, just relax.
No, no, just relax.
No, no, man, you in Los Ángeles.
No, no, man, you in Los Ángeles.
No, no, no, don't do this to me, please.
No, no, no, don't do this to me, please.
No, nothing is wrong.
No, nothing is wrong.
No, thanks, we're in... sort of a rush.
No, thanks, we're in... sort of a rush.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. That's out.
No. That's out.
Nos tiene los rifles, las pistolas, las granadas, las bombas.
Nos tiene los rifles, las pistolas, las granadas, las bombas.
Not after your picture was in Newsweek playing horsey.
Not after your picture was in Newsweek playing horsey.
Not by me, of course, but...
Not by me, of course, but...
Not here.
Not here.
Not too shabby, huh?
Not too shabby, huh?
Nothing good can come from this.
Nothing good can come from this.
Now come on before I get pissed off.
Now come on before I get pissed off.
Now... Jesus, I got so much stuff here, I don't know where to start.
Now... Jesus, I got so much stuff here, I don't know where to start.
Odd looking group. Then you always did have strange friends.
Odd looking group. Then you always did have strange friends.
Of getting votes.
Of getting votes.
Of Utah... are screwheads?
Of Utah... are screwheads?
Oh, boy, Thompson, you always knew this could happen.
Oh, boy, Thompson, you always knew this could happen.
Oh, can you check the electrical outlets? Gonna need a lot of power.
Oh, can you check the electrical outlets? Gonna need a lot of power.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, gee, what a mix up. Sorry.
Oh, gee, what a mix up. Sorry.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, I'm eating her cookie. Cook, the bat here is Karl Lazlo.
Oh, I'm eating her cookie. Cook, the bat here is Karl Lazlo.
Oh, it's a grand, grand tale, Laz.
Oh, it's a grand, grand tale, Laz.
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Jeez.
Oh, my God. Jeez.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, one of the gang.
Oh, one of the gang.
Oh, shit. Good thinking, we may need this.
Oh, shit. Good thinking, we may need this.
Oh, that was great, man. Just like the old times.
Oh, that was great, man. Just like the old times.
Oh, that's good to know.
Oh, that's good to know.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
OK, 223 Coal Street, where are you?
OK, 223 Coal Street, where are you?
OK, as you all know, Dr Thompson is working on the campaign.
OK, as you all know, Dr Thompson is working on the campaign.
OK, everybody, let's go.
OK, everybody, let's go.
OK, great.
OK, great.
OK, hold on, hold on.
OK, hold on, hold on.
OK, look, er...
OK, look, er...
OK, now.
OK, now.
OK, OK, settle down, settle down.
OK, OK, settle down, settle down.
OK, so you went inside. Then what happened?
OK, so you went inside. Then what happened?
OK, there you go. Ah...
OK, there you go. Ah...
OK, Thompson, up.
OK, Thompson, up.
OK!
OK!
OK?
OK?
OK.
OK.
Once again, the candidate...
Once again, the candidate...
Once more and you're out of the courtroom.
Once more and you're out of the courtroom.
Once we get inside, no grab ass.
Once we get inside, no grab ass.
One man between him and the goal line.
One man between him and the goal line.
One of these people?
One of these people?
Ooh, Harris, right, I got it.
Ooh, Harris, right, I got it.
Ooh, look out.
Ooh, look out.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Orientals and those suspected of being orientals,
Orientals and those suspected of being orientals,
Our own place, you and me.
Our own place, you and me.
Over there. Yeah, on that ridge.
Over there. Yeah, on that ridge.
Ow! May as well get the room service order.
Ow! May as well get the room service order.
Para ti.
Para ti.
Partner.
Partner.
Party guys who'd skinned a few Mexicans
Party guys who'd skinned a few Mexicans
Passing out free hits of black acid to anyone who could stick out his tongue.
Passing out free hits of black acid to anyone who could stick out his tongue.
Peasant land seizure.
Peasant land seizure.
People versus Kramer, marijuana.
People versus Kramer, marijuana.
Perfecto. Sí.
Perfecto. Sí.
Pero yo nunca había visto un ametralladora así!
Pero yo nunca había visto un ametralladora así!
Personally, I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Personally, I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Phew!
Phew!
Pick him up! Dah!
Pick him up! Dah!
Pick that up, take it with you!
Pick that up, take it with you!
Playful little puppy, isn't he?
Playful little puppy, isn't he?
Please! You can't leave your car here. Give me your keys, I'll run it back.
Please! You can't leave your car here. Give me your keys, I'll run it back.
Pork chop! Hut hut!
Pork chop! Hut hut!
Possession, sales marijuana.
Possession, sales marijuana.
Probably most of it, he calls me, I'm not in. I return his call, he's out.
Probably most of it, he calls me, I'm not in. I return his call, he's out.
Put it in there.
Put it in there.
Quart of mescal. And 16 g****fruit.
Quart of mescal. And 16 g****fruit.
Quite a staff you got here.
Quite a staff you got here.
Red alert! Red alert!
Red alert! Red alert!
Remember thou, keep holy the Lord's day. Honour thy father and mother.
Remember thou, keep holy the Lord's day. Honour thy father and mother.
Repent! There's still time!
Repent! There's still time!
Revolution!
Revolution!
Right, she's in that Dallas flex.
Right, she's in that Dallas flex.
Room service!
Room service!
Rose, you turned it over, sorry. It's our ball.
Rose, you turned it over, sorry. It's our ball.
Rose!
Rose!
Savage bastards.
Savage bastards.
Savage tribal thugs who live off illegal incomes, burrowed deep out there.
Savage tribal thugs who live off illegal incomes, burrowed deep out there.
Say what?
Say what?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, uh... if anyone asks...
Say, uh... if anyone asks...
Screamed, Watch my cannonball, went high into the air,
Screamed, Watch my cannonball, went high into the air,
See if there's a score, Bill, yeah.
See if there's a score, Bill, yeah.
Seizures?
Seizures?
Several of us are qualified but this guy hasn't had much experience.
Several of us are qualified but this guy hasn't had much experience.
She's down there waiting for you.
She's down there waiting for you.
She's good with her hands too, she made these for me.
She's good with her hands too, she made these for me.
She's terrific. I met her in Vegas.
She's terrific. I met her in Vegas.
Shh.
Shh.
Shit, then you miss the slow mos, the instant replay, all that stuff.
Shit, then you miss the slow mos, the instant replay, all that stuff.
Shit! Somebody's stolen my wallet.
Shit! Somebody's stolen my wallet.
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shut up! You'll get words when I want to give them to you.
Shut up! You'll get words when I want to give them to you.
Shut up. I'll talk.
Shut up. I'll talk.
Sir, you can't come in here looking like that.
Sir, you can't come in here looking like that.
Sir.
Sir.
Six months? Why? You could've cut off their feet.
Six months? Why? You could've cut off their feet.
Six, seven,
Six, seven,
Smile for the camera.
Smile for the camera.
So I opened up the cigarettes, that's why.
So I opened up the cigarettes, that's why.
So instead of just realising you had made a human error and returning the cigarettes,
So instead of just realising you had made a human error and returning the cigarettes,
So much for the facts.
So much for the facts.
So this is it. Nice place.
So this is it. Nice place.
So, man...
So, man...
Sock it to me.
Sock it to me.
Special session with the candidate, I guess. Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
Special session with the candidate, I guess. Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
Square miles of land.
Square miles of land.
Stacked on the 30 yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.
Stacked on the 30 yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.
State versus Occupants 223 Coal Street.
State versus Occupants 223 Coal Street.
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Student nurse, you know.
Student nurse, you know.
Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death.
Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death.
Sure you can. Dig deep. Come on, it's like riding a bicycle.
Sure you can. Dig deep. Come on, it's like riding a bicycle.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take your seat, Mr Kramer.
Take your seat, Mr Kramer.
Take your seat.
Take your seat.
Teleco...
Teleco...
Tell him I said he doesn't need that.
Tell him I said he doesn't need that.
Tell the worid!
Tell the worid!
Tell them the truth!
Tell them the truth!
Thank God for that.
Thank God for that.
Thank God I'm only on for one stop. I don't know how my backup man can stand it.
Thank God I'm only on for one stop. I don't know how my backup man can stand it.
Thank Lazlo.
Thank Lazlo.
Thank you very much. Really appreciate it.
Thank you very much. Really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Oh, hi.
Thank you. Oh, hi.
That bottle of wine.
That bottle of wine.
That column where you tried to find out where I was.
That column where you tried to find out where I was.
That he was a figment of your writing.
That he was a figment of your writing.
That ticket... for that wine?
That ticket... for that wine?
That was nice stuff on the Florida primary.
That was nice stuff on the Florida primary.
That's a furtive move and you were scared and, er...
That's a furtive move and you were scared and, er...
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's better.
That's better.
That's business, Lazlo.
That's business, Lazlo.
That's impossible. Just keep ringing. I'm certain he's up there.
That's impossible. Just keep ringing. I'm certain he's up there.
That's the big one. It's the fucking Constitution.
That's the big one. It's the fucking Constitution.
The big game, yeah.
The big game, yeah.
The candidate is probably under sedation in his compartment.
The candidate is probably under sedation in his compartment.
The candidate is very interested in you, he reads your clippings every day,
The candidate is very interested in you, he reads your clippings every day,
The candidate will be speaking at the Loving Care senior citizens centre at 12:45.
The candidate will be speaking at the Loving Care senior citizens centre at 12:45.
The candidate, and his crew of shameless enforcers,
The candidate, and his crew of shameless enforcers,
The court is still in session.
The court is still in session.
The day of the greatest game ever played.
The day of the greatest game ever played.
The defence rests.
The defence rests.
The doomed...
The doomed...
The family? Oh, that's bad news.
The family? Oh, that's bad news.
The Gallo brothers, Ernest and Julio,
The Gallo brothers, Ernest and Julio,
The hallucinations have stopped, finally, thank God,
The hallucinations have stopped, finally, thank God,
The judges are cold,
The judges are cold,
The key aspects are all in the Fourth Amendment...
The key aspects are all in the Fourth Amendment...
The People versus William Kramer.
The People versus William Kramer.
The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America.
The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America.
The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away.
The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away.
The whole calendar is Lazlo. Will I ever get to ply my trade against anyone else?
The whole calendar is Lazlo. Will I ever get to ply my trade against anyone else?
The young and the silly and the honest,
The young and the silly and the honest,
Their rights are being violated every day by the police.
Their rights are being violated every day by the police.
Then I learned that President Nixon
Then I learned that President Nixon
There are two kinds of people in this country.
There are two kinds of people in this country.
There we go.
There we go.
There, chew on that gibberish for a while, you heartless scum.
There, chew on that gibberish for a while, you heartless scum.
There's a certain kind of a stink. You know that stink? Jesus.
There's a certain kind of a stink. You know that stink? Jesus.
These all yours, Lazlo?
These all yours, Lazlo?
These are prescription but they'll take care of your headache.
These are prescription but they'll take care of your headache.
These look good. How much you want?
These look good. How much you want?
They don't know what you and I understand.
They don't know what you and I understand.
They got a struggle and I wanna help 'em.
They got a struggle and I wanna help 'em.
They got the real woodpeckers here today.
They got the real woodpeckers here today.
They like Julie, but Tricia...
They like Julie, but Tricia...
They never search me. Honest face.
They never search me. Honest face.
They stop their own.
They stop their own.
They terrify me.
They terrify me.
They throw the kids in jail, give them ridiculous sentences, all for headlines.
They throw the kids in jail, give them ridiculous sentences, all for headlines.
They won't put me to sleep?
They won't put me to sleep?
They'll relax you, though, quite a bit.
They'll relax you, though, quite a bit.
They're coming out of the woodwork for this game. Später, yeah.
They're coming out of the woodwork for this game. Später, yeah.
They're doomed.
They're doomed.
They're gonna get your daughter too. I've heard their rallies.
They're gonna get your daughter too. I've heard their rallies.
They're like pigs in the wilderness.
They're like pigs in the wilderness.
They're lost, they're helpless,
They're lost, they're helpless,
They're not your people. I'm your people, man.
They're not your people. I'm your people, man.
They're somebody else's meal.
They're somebody else's meal.
This cheap imitation General Patton out here?
This cheap imitation General Patton out here?
This is a cruel and bitter defeat, and one that I probably won't forget.
This is a cruel and bitter defeat, and one that I probably won't forget.
This is empty.
This is empty.
This is Harris of the Post,
This is Harris of the Post,
This is it, right up here. Take your seats, we take off in a few moments.
This is it, right up here. Take your seats, we take off in a few moments.
This is it.
This is it.
This is terrific.
This is terrific.
This is your second arrest for possession.
This is your second arrest for possession.
This seat right here is taken.
This seat right here is taken.
Thompson! Thompson!
Thompson! Thompson!
Thompson?
Thompson?
Tickets, and passes, and a key?
Tickets, and passes, and a key?
To better days, huh?
To better days, huh?
To go on who knows what kind of freakout.
To go on who knows what kind of freakout.
Tomorrow's Super Sunday, I gotta get a super rest.
Tomorrow's Super Sunday, I gotta get a super rest.
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay, slash all the wiring.
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay, slash all the wiring.
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown.
Touchdown.
Toyota salesmen from around the country,
Toyota salesmen from around the country,
Trust me.
Trust me.
Truthfully now, have you done this before?
Truthfully now, have you done this before?
Two bedroom suite, closer to the top the better.
Two bedroom suite, closer to the top the better.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Un tequilita, un tequilita.
Un tequilita, un tequilita.
Undercover, right?
Undercover, right?
Until I can gnaw on both of their skulls with my very own teeth.
Until I can gnaw on both of their skulls with my very own teeth.
Vamos, muchachos. Let's go.
Vamos, muchachos. Let's go.
Watch the linebacker.
Watch the linebacker.
We can't leave her in this snake pit, they'll pick her bones clean.
We can't leave her in this snake pit, they'll pick her bones clean.
We got an emergency here! Swine, open the door!
We got an emergency here! Swine, open the door!
We got land, we got dope, we got women.
We got land, we got dope, we got women.
We got some business to do.
We got some business to do.
We have another question right here.
We have another question right here.
We need you to write about our movement. There's an airplane coming in later.
We need you to write about our movement. There's an airplane coming in later.
We see you, you're dead ahead.
We see you, you're dead ahead.
We were all right.
We were all right.
We will reassemble here at 2:30, takeoff's at three o'clock. Don't get lost.
We will reassemble here at 2:30, takeoff's at three o'clock. Don't get lost.
We'll make a deal, we'll make money.
We'll make a deal, we'll make money.
We'll set a hearing on the Coal Street matter.
We'll set a hearing on the Coal Street matter.
We're getting some noise complaints up on 20.
We're getting some noise complaints up on 20.
We're gonna go inside and make a motion to suppress the search and seizure.
We're gonna go inside and make a motion to suppress the search and seizure.
We're right on schedule. Truck's over here.
We're right on schedule. Truck's over here.