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Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) Where the Buffalo Roam is a 1980 American semi-biographical comedy film based on the life and

Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)

Where the Buffalo Roam is a 1980 American semi-biographical comedy film based on the life and career of the iconic American journalist and author, Hunter S. Thompson. The movie stars Bill Murray in the leading role as Thompson, capturing his eccentricity, drug-induced madness, and irreverent style with remarkable accuracy.

Set in the 1960s and 1970s, Where the Buffalo Roam follows Thompson's turbulent career as he navigates the chaotic world of journalism, politics, and counterculture. Alongside Murray, the film features an impressive supporting cast, including Peter Boyle as Thompson's attorney and friend, Carl Lazlo, Bruno Kirby as journalist Irving Lazlo, and Rene Auberjonois as Harris, Thompson's editor.

The film offers a fascinating insight into Thompson's unique and fearless approach to journalism, as well as the societal and political challenges he encountered along the way. With its dark humor, memorable quotes, and wild escapades, Where the Buffalo Roam stands as a vibrant tribute to one of America's most influential and unconventional writers.

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A blue one? Really?
A blue one? Really?
A close second, Bronco.
A close second, Bronco.
A crowd had assembled, a crowd of America's elite.
A crowd had assembled, a crowd of America's elite.
A minor setback, that's all.
A minor setback, that's all.
A motion to suppress the search and seizure.
A motion to suppress the search and seizure.
A real heavyweight water buffalo type.
A real heavyweight water buffalo type.
A small plastic exploding device of some kind.
A small plastic exploding device of some kind.
A video recorder and a stereo?
A video recorder and a stereo?
A Xerox telecopier, the 516.
A Xerox telecopier, the 516.
About 800,000, a million maybe.
About 800,000, a million maybe.
Acres and acres of it, man.
Acres and acres of it, man.
Agh! God!
Agh! God!
Agh! It wasn't, you swine! You know it wasn't stuck.
Agh! It wasn't, you swine! You know it wasn't stuck.
Ah, back to business.
Ah, back to business.
Ah, oh, I see. Could you hold on one sec?
Ah, oh, I see. Could you hold on one sec?
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Eureka! Nice work.
Ah! Eureka! Nice work.
Ah. Yeah.
Ah. Yeah.
Ahhh. Hmm.
Ahhh. Hmm.
All I gotta do now is write it up.
All I gotta do now is write it up.
All right, er... Vaya con dios.
All right, er... Vaya con dios.
All right, let me have your attention, please.
All right, let me have your attention, please.
All right, let's go have a cocktail.
All right, let's go have a cocktail.
All right, put him through, but no more after this. I'm serious, I mean it.
All right, put him through, but no more after this. I'm serious, I mean it.
All right, spread 'em, hit the wall.
All right, spread 'em, hit the wall.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Yeah, I told her about you.
All right. Yeah, I told her about you.
All sorts of twisted motherfuckers there. And who could this be?
All sorts of twisted motherfuckers there. And who could this be?
Amen! Amen!
Amen! Amen!
And all the people of the worid too. Let's have it.
And all the people of the worid too. Let's have it.
And although, in all fairness,
And although, in all fairness,
And forced them to carry them on their shoulders to the pregame tailgate parties.
And forced them to carry them on their shoulders to the pregame tailgate parties.
And I can do anything I want.
And I can do anything I want.
And I think you should take me back to the hotel and I'll finish the story.
And I think you should take me back to the hotel and I'll finish the story.
And I'm going to gnaw on their skulls...
And I'm going to gnaw on their skulls...
And I'm staring into the face of a psychotic freak out.
And I'm staring into the face of a psychotic freak out.
And Italians,
And Italians,
And Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now.
And Lazlo and Nixon are both gone now.
And look good in doing it.
And look good in doing it.
And right now this story is all we have.
And right now this story is all we have.
And spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk
And spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk
And that's the way it is, you know?
And that's the way it is, you know?
And the potheads with their silliness never frightened me either.
And the potheads with their silliness never frightened me either.
And the screwheads,
And the screwheads,
And they really hate you, sir.
And they really hate you, sir.
And weak,
And weak,
And what a breakfast it is. Still alive, still kicking.
And what a breakfast it is. Still alive, still kicking.
And what, in fact, did you find?
And what, in fact, did you find?
Any person who transports into this state, sells, furnishes or gives away any marijuana
Any person who transports into this state, sells, furnishes or gives away any marijuana
Anybody can.
Anybody can.
Are you OK now? Good.
Are you OK now? Good.
Are you sure it wasn't laughter? Kids having a good time, innocent merriment?
Are you sure it wasn't laughter? Kids having a good time, innocent merriment?
As a matter of fact, I'm here to pick up some blood. Hope you're my type of girl.
As a matter of fact, I'm here to pick up some blood. Hope you're my type of girl.
As your attorney, I advise you to leave this room at once.
As your attorney, I advise you to leave this room at once.
As your ex attorney, I advise you not to worry.
As your ex attorney, I advise you not to worry.
Associates. You are my friend.
Associates. You are my friend.
At least, not in this story,
At least, not in this story,
Back on board the campaign special.
Back on board the campaign special.
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Back there, whoo!
Bastards! Playground strafers!
Bastards! Playground strafers!
Bat!
Bat!
Bats?
Bats?
Be seated.
Be seated.
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
Because he never really got anything.
Because he never really got anything.
Because I thought that defendant may have been concealing
Because I thought that defendant may have been concealing
Because, in your mind, that bag didn't belong to you.
Because, in your mind, that bag didn't belong to you.
Because, you know, in case I lose it totally,
Because, you know, in case I lose it totally,
Been looking all over for you.
Been looking all over for you.
Besides, I just got here...
Besides, I just got here...
Bic. Er, sir...
Bic. Er, sir...
Billy, light the runway.
Billy, light the runway.
Billy, you wanna turn on the game?
Billy, you wanna turn on the game?
Bless you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. We hear you, Jesus.
Bless you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. We hear you, Jesus.
Bombarded by missiles, flying, flaming matchbook covers.
Bombarded by missiles, flying, flaming matchbook covers.
Bop heads.
Bop heads.
Boy. That kid was sick.
Boy. That kid was sick.
Briggs?
Briggs?
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
Bronco, come on. Bronco, come on. Fun is fun.
Bronco, come on. Bronco, come on. Fun is fun.
Bronco, listen to this, tell me what you think.
Bronco, listen to this, tell me what you think.
Brought their weird act to Wisconsin,
Brought their weird act to Wisconsin,
Brownie, this you wouldn't believe.
Brownie, this you wouldn't believe.
Brownie?
Brownie?
Brownie? Yeah, it's Blackie.
Brownie? Yeah, it's Blackie.
But he stomped on the terror.
But he stomped on the terror.
But I don't think I'm going to believe that
But I don't think I'm going to believe that
But I made a smart move checking into this place
But I made a smart move checking into this place
But in my case it's worked.
But in my case it's worked.
But my adrenaline reserves are burning out
But my adrenaline reserves are burning out
But these goddamn screwheads...
But these goddamn screwheads...
But what's really sad is...
But what's really sad is...
But you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self discovery.
But you don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self discovery.
But, you know, crazed dope lawyer turns gun running revolutionary,
But, you know, crazed dope lawyer turns gun running revolutionary,
Calling me first thing...
Calling me first thing...
Calm down? Who are you? Who is he? Who is this fat clown?
Calm down? Who are you? Who is he? Who is this fat clown?
Can I get anything for you, sir?
Can I get anything for you, sir?
Cara tan linda, coño, ven acá.
Cara tan linda, coño, ven acá.
Check with the hotel, there's anybody you can ask.
Check with the hotel, there's anybody you can ask.
Clear headed. Used to thinking in terms of crisis.
Clear headed. Used to thinking in terms of crisis.
Clerk, best get moving. Next case.
Clerk, best get moving. Next case.
Coke adds life, it's the real thing.
Coke adds life, it's the real thing.
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come closer, man. Closer.
Come here, Harris.
Come here, Harris.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on in. Where the hell have you been?
Come on in. Where the hell have you been?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, easy boy. You never liked this.
Come on, easy boy. You never liked this.
Come on, hurry up. We gotta get moving.
Come on, hurry up. We gotta get moving.
Come on, let me show you around.
Come on, let me show you around.
Come on, shut up and get your head down.
Come on, shut up and get your head down.
Come on, the story is finished, man, don't get weird on me now.
Come on, the story is finished, man, don't get weird on me now.
Come on, we're backed up.
Come on, we're backed up.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Hunter!
Come on! Hunter!
Come on. I think it's gonna be all right.
Come on. I think it's gonna be all right.
Come on. It's just a deadline. You got two hours till the presses roll.
Come on. It's just a deadline. You got two hours till the presses roll.
Compañero.
Compañero.
Cos I thought it had something to do with this article
Cos I thought it had something to do with this article
Cos this is important stuff, a whole generation of kids are being screwed.
Cos this is important stuff, a whole generation of kids are being screwed.
Could you tell me if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer?
Could you tell me if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer?
Cute title, and, er...
Cute title, and, er...
Dear God, thank you for everything.
Dear God, thank you for everything.
Did I say that?
Did I say that?
Did the price change?
Did the price change?
Did you say five years?
Did you say five years?
Dig it.
Dig it.
Direct pressure is best. I'll get a Band Aid.
Direct pressure is best. I'll get a Band Aid.
Do you happen to have two aspirin?
Do you happen to have two aspirin?
Do you know his name, Mr Kramer?
Do you know his name, Mr Kramer?
Do you understand your sentence, Mr Kramer?
Do you understand your sentence, Mr Kramer?
Does the name Vince Lombardi mean anything in this town?
Does the name Vince Lombardi mean anything in this town?
Don't come on so heavy.
Don't come on so heavy.
Don't give me this shit, I'm counting on you.
Don't give me this shit, I'm counting on you.
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
Don't tell anybody where you got 'em.
Don't tell anybody where you got 'em.
Don't worry about a thing. I got it.
Don't worry about a thing. I got it.
Don't worry, I'll be checking with him shortly. But I do appreciate the call.
Don't worry, I'll be checking with him shortly. But I do appreciate the call.
Don't you understand, man?
Don't you understand, man?
Dooley, heads up.
Dooley, heads up.
Dooley, let him stay. He's got as much right to be here as any of us.
Dooley, let him stay. He's got as much right to be here as any of us.
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Down, Bronco, he's mine!
Dr Thompson, Blast magazine. Is my suite ready? I need supplies sent up.
Dr Thompson, Blast magazine. Is my suite ready? I need supplies sent up.
Dr Thompson, er, are you gonna write any more articles about Lazlo?
Dr Thompson, er, are you gonna write any more articles about Lazlo?
Dr Thompson, for those of us who are writers...
Dr Thompson, for those of us who are writers...
Dr Thompson, where've you been? We've been waiting for you.
Dr Thompson, where've you been? We've been waiting for you.
Eight, nine, ten...
Eight, nine, ten...
Enjoying myself? I'm in a fucking nuthouse.
Enjoying myself? I'm in a fucking nuthouse.
Enough to put us in personal danger.
Enough to put us in personal danger.
Entered? How could you enter? The door was locked.
Entered? How could you enter? The door was locked.
Er, could I have another round?
Er, could I have another round?
Er, I'm rambling.
Er, I'm rambling.
Er, I've been without sleep for 80 hours so I'm beyond simple fatigue.
Er, I've been without sleep for 80 hours so I'm beyond simple fatigue.
Er, the forecast is for bad greasiness.
Er, the forecast is for bad greasiness.
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er... let me recommend... Try a blue one.
Er... let me recommend... Try a blue one.
Es como una mujer!
Es como una mujer!
Everyone rise.
Everyone rise.
Everything he knew about decency and morality, he learned that day in December
Everything he knew about decency and morality, he learned that day in December
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Excellent bone man. He specialises in gunshot wounds.
Excellent bone man. He specialises in gunshot wounds.
Excuse me, have you seen Mr Harris from the Post?
Excuse me, have you seen Mr Harris from the Post?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. You guys, come here for a minute, will you?
Excuse me. You guys, come here for a minute, will you?
Faffle's got it eight and a half.
Faffle's got it eight and a half.
Fellow Americans. Ha ha ha.
Fellow Americans. Ha ha ha.
Fifty fifty.
Fifty fifty.
Fire, blood...
Fire, blood...
First come, first served.
First come, first served.
Five fucking years?
Five fucking years?
Five more minutes then we're out of here.
Five more minutes then we're out of here.
Five three! 58!
Five three! 58!
Five years to life.
Five years to life.
For instance, in the Coal Street matter...
For instance, in the Coal Street matter...
For no good reason at all.
For no good reason at all.
Forced to scramble!
Forced to scramble!
Fortunate it's me and not some maniac.
Fortunate it's me and not some maniac.
Four, five,
Four, five,
From Alan the horse Ameche.
From Alan the horse Ameche.
From now on, you're on the zoo plane with the technicians.
From now on, you're on the zoo plane with the technicians.
Front, please?
Front, please?
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck the doomed.
Fuck the doomed.
Fuck those people, huh?
Fuck those people, huh?
Fuck, man, you're a writer. Use your imagination.
Fuck, man, you're a writer. Use your imagination.
Fuckin' A, you will. Right over there.
Fuckin' A, you will. Right over there.
Fun is fun.
Fun is fun.
Gentlemen, let's be reasonable.
Gentlemen, let's be reasonable.
Get a grip, Thompson.
Get a grip, Thompson.
Get smart, Lazlo.
Get smart, Lazlo.
Get the goddamn tap off the phone!
Get the goddamn tap off the phone!
Get your pennants here.
Get your pennants here.
Get your programmes. I got programmes.
Get your programmes. I got programmes.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Get your souvenir pennants here. Dallas, Miami, we got 'em here.
Ghost riders, anarchist prophets,
Ghost riders, anarchist prophets,
Given my willingness and the willingness of the district attorney.
Given my willingness and the willingness of the district attorney.
Glad I caught that. It's not legal without the signature.
Glad I caught that. It's not legal without the signature.
Go ahead, try it on.
Go ahead, try it on.
Go away!
Go away!
Go down... behind the bar.
Go down... behind the bar.
Go long. El zono finale.
Go long. El zono finale.
Goes right, fades left...
Goes right, fades left...
Golly, you hear a lot of savage and unnatural things about people these days.
Golly, you hear a lot of savage and unnatural things about people these days.
Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
Gonzo! Gonzo! Gonzo!
Good boy, Bronco.
Good boy, Bronco.
Good thinking.
Good thinking.
Good.
Good.
Good. Billy, we're gonna get to you this afternoon.
Good. Billy, we're gonna get to you this afternoon.
Good. Stay with me.
Good. Stay with me.
Got it? OK. Livingstone.
Got it? OK. Livingstone.
Great too, incredible story, it's developing fast.
Great too, incredible story, it's developing fast.
Great, a basis in reality, that's good.
Great, a basis in reality, that's good.
Great.
Great.
Guns, dope, armed insurrection.
Guns, dope, armed insurrection.
Had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana
Had been eaten by white cannibals on an island near Tijuana
Harris from the Post!
Harris from the Post!
Harris from the Post.
Harris from the Post.
Harris. My name is Harris.
Harris. My name is Harris.
Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday.
Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday.
Have you conferred with the district attorney?
Have you conferred with the district attorney?
He became a man...
He became a man...
He calls back, gets my machine.
He calls back, gets my machine.
He claims he's being held a prisoner.
He claims he's being held a prisoner.
He could've done serious damage.
He could've done serious damage.
He got paroled after three years. He's joined our cause.
He got paroled after three years. He's joined our cause.
He hasn't been heard from for some time and he's believed dead.
He hasn't been heard from for some time and he's believed dead.
He is tough, and he's not gonna talk.
He is tough, and he's not gonna talk.
He just had very strange rhythms.
He just had very strange rhythms.
He may not... fit in.
He may not... fit in.
He must be a doctor.
He must be a doctor.
He owes me a cover story and I want it.
He owes me a cover story and I want it.
He said, Forget the money, but if Marty could say some sort of personal prayer
He said, Forget the money, but if Marty could say some sort of personal prayer
He talked back. He said, It's all right, man. It's all right.
He talked back. He said, It's all right, man. It's all right.
He was out of his mind. What is with you, picking up weirdos? I knew right away.
He was out of his mind. What is with you, picking up weirdos? I knew right away.
He, er, he was one of a kind, and, er...
He, er, he was one of a kind, and, er...
He, er...
He, er...
He's a weirdo, Lazlo.
He's a weirdo, Lazlo.
He's all yours.
He's all yours.
He's not instrument rated though. I don't think he should.
He's not instrument rated though. I don't think he should.
He's on a very tight schedule, so keep the questions brief and one at a time.
He's on a very tight schedule, so keep the questions brief and one at a time.
Head for the sunset! Deeper, deeper!
Head for the sunset! Deeper, deeper!
Hell, I'll pray with you.
Hell, I'll pray with you.
Hello?
Hello?
Here, I'll be right back. Would you mind?
Here, I'll be right back. Would you mind?
Here. Go on up, have a drink before the game.
Here. Go on up, have a drink before the game.
Here. Look at this. Look at the body.
Here. Look at this. Look at the body.
Here. You'll need these.
Here. You'll need these.
Hey, calm down.
Hey, calm down.
Hey, come on, help me.
Hey, come on, help me.
Hey, Dooley...
Hey, Dooley...
Hey, guns don't scare me, buddy. I'm a weapons expert.
Hey, guns don't scare me, buddy. I'm a weapons expert.
Hey, how about shutting up? A little charity, huh?
Hey, how about shutting up? A little charity, huh?
Hey, Lazlo!
Hey, Lazlo!
Hey, man, I brought you a present, man.
Hey, man, I brought you a present, man.
Hey, man, I'm glad you're here.
Hey, man, I'm glad you're here.
Hey, man, that's no good. We gotta move on this now.
Hey, man, that's no good. We gotta move on this now.
Hey, man, what are you talking about?
Hey, man, what are you talking about?
Hey, sir. Hey, sir!
Hey, sir. Hey, sir!
Hey, you don't look too good.
Hey, you don't look too good.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Thompson!
Hey! Hey! Thompson!
Hey... whoa!
Hey... whoa!
Hi, guy.
Hi, guy.
Hi. Sock it to me!
Hi. Sock it to me!
Hit him with the Fourth Amendment, Laz.
Hit him with the Fourth Amendment, Laz.
Hiya, sir. Harris from the Post.
Hiya, sir. Harris from the Post.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold it, come on. I got a key here someplace.
Hold it, come on. I got a key here someplace.
Hold on, somebody's here.
Hold on, somebody's here.
Holy Jesus.
Holy Jesus.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Homeboy to T1. Homeboy to T1.
Hopefully I'll be able to finish it.
Hopefully I'll be able to finish it.
Hot damn.
Hot damn.
How about the 13th?
How about the 13th?
How do you stop this thing?
How do you stop this thing?
How long will these motions take?
How long will these motions take?
How many people are gonna read this?
How many people are gonna read this?
How much do you think he knows?
How much do you think he knows?
How you doing, boys? Good to see you.
How you doing, boys? Good to see you.
How's the family, Harris?
How's the family, Harris?
Huh.
Huh.
Hunter, come on.
Hunter, come on.
Hunter? Hunter what?
Hunter? Hunter what?
I am a new man.
I am a new man.
I and my clients are going to trial.
I and my clients are going to trial.
I call him back, he's under sedation. It goes on.
I call him back, he's under sedation. It goes on.
I can back this place up for six years.
I can back this place up for six years.
I can't account for how people deal with it, you know.
I can't account for how people deal with it, you know.
I can't, you're insane, you're a maniac.
I can't, you're insane, you're a maniac.
I didn't sleep a wink since I spoke to you.
I didn't sleep a wink since I spoke to you.
I don't give a shit. You find him.
I don't give a shit. You find him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think he's gonna tell him.
I don't think he's gonna tell him.
I don't think so. You've whipped them into a frenzy.
I don't think so. You've whipped them into a frenzy.
I don't think we'll be doing this again, Lazlo.
I don't think we'll be doing this again, Lazlo.
I feel compelled to sentence you each to six months in the county jail.
I feel compelled to sentence you each to six months in the county jail.
I feel... wonferdul.
I feel... wonferdul.
I got a couple Super Bowl tickets here.
I got a couple Super Bowl tickets here.
I got a new approach now, a new plan.
I got a new approach now, a new plan.
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got caps, I got Dallas Cowboy caps...
I got people from the consulate here.
I got people from the consulate here.
I guess I thought maybe nothing would happen to me.
I guess I thought maybe nothing would happen to me.
I have been completely reborn.
I have been completely reborn.
I have walked with the king!
I have walked with the king!
I haven't even caught my plane. What game is being played here?
I haven't even caught my plane. What game is being played here?
I just thought maybe I'd forgotten my medicine.
I just thought maybe I'd forgotten my medicine.
I know I'll be safe in the arms of the sisters of mercy.
I know I'll be safe in the arms of the sisters of mercy.
I know you've been waiting a long time
I know you've been waiting a long time
I know, but...
I know, but...
I know. I saw you in the mask, I said, Hey, that's Lazlo.
I know. I saw you in the mask, I said, Hey, that's Lazlo.
I make sure he sees them.
I make sure he sees them.
I may need some more money. I'm entertaining in the room and it runs up.
I may need some more money. I'm entertaining in the room and it runs up.
I mean, the journey to enlightenment is a long trip
I mean, the journey to enlightenment is a long trip
I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded.
I moved to the country when the boat got too crowded.
I must say your legal rights might have been better protected,
I must say your legal rights might have been better protected,
I never had any complaints about the blue ones.
I never had any complaints about the blue ones.
I oughtta Mace the fucker for that cheap trouncing he gave his buddy. Fuck you!
I oughtta Mace the fucker for that cheap trouncing he gave his buddy. Fuck you!
I owe him an apology or nothing at all.
I owe him an apology or nothing at all.
I picked her out myself.
I picked her out myself.
I saw one of the defendants make a furtive movement.
I saw one of the defendants make a furtive movement.
I think I'd better tell my readers that I'm no longer responsible for anything I write.
I think I'd better tell my readers that I'm no longer responsible for anything I write.
I think it could be the best thing I've ever done.
I think it could be the best thing I've ever done.
I think you guys should listen. His honour is reading the sentence.
I think you guys should listen. His honour is reading the sentence.
I thought he was just tense.
I thought he was just tense.
I thought it was Tuesday... Saturday, everybody was here.
I thought it was Tuesday... Saturday, everybody was here.
I tried to call you a few times.
I tried to call you a few times.
I want some discipline on that front desk.
I want some discipline on that front desk.
I want to see everything. Page, get up here!
I want to see everything. Page, get up here!
I want you to remember one thing.
I want you to remember one thing.
I wish you luck in your new endeavour.
I wish you luck in your new endeavour.
I would appreciate it because I have to file.
I would appreciate it because I have to file.
I'd like to demonstrate that movement just like this.
I'd like to demonstrate that movement just like this.
I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane.
I'd say Lazlo wasn't insane.
I'll be gone in a second.
I'll be gone in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
I'll check on it. Hold on.
I'll check on it. Hold on.
I'll just lash together a few raw facts,
I'll just lash together a few raw facts,
I'll look for you.
I'll look for you.
I'll see you in court.
I'll see you in court.
I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor.
I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor.
I'm a little cowgirl. Dabba dabba dabba dabba.
I'm a little cowgirl. Dabba dabba dabba dabba.
I'm all for dope and goats, nobody's bigger,
I'm all for dope and goats, nobody's bigger,
I'm also gonna need one of those Sony cassettes, big mother, 1800.
I'm also gonna need one of those Sony cassettes, big mother, 1800.
I'm gonna be in San Francisco Tuesday. We should get together.
I'm gonna be in San Francisco Tuesday. We should get together.
I'm gonna need an IBM Selectric, heavy duty,
I'm gonna need an IBM Selectric, heavy duty,
I'm gonna take every case to trial, every one, if I have to.
I'm gonna take every case to trial, every one, if I have to.
I'm gonna tell him to wear brighter colours.
I'm gonna tell him to wear brighter colours.
I'm in control. Not sure about these people, though.
I'm in control. Not sure about these people, though.
I'm not gonna worry about it.
I'm not gonna worry about it.
I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone.
I'm pounding it up in my head
I'm pounding it up in my head
I'm sorry, Judge, the kid's not a squealer.
I'm sorry, Judge, the kid's not a squealer.
I'm sorry, there's no answer, Mr Lewis.
I'm sorry, there's no answer, Mr Lewis.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm taking the Bears, I can't quit on them.
I'm taking the Bears, I can't quit on them.
I'm the President of the United States
I'm the President of the United States
I've done OK. Shit...
I've done OK. Shit...
I've stood on the mountain, I saw all the earth, man!
I've stood on the mountain, I saw all the earth, man!
If they're out there, I'm going to find them
If they're out there, I'm going to find them
If you get to see him, what are you gonna say?
If you get to see him, what are you gonna say?
In my case, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity, to anyone,
In my case, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity, to anyone,
In the event of sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be released.
In the event of sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will be released.
In your recent pieces about the candidate,
In your recent pieces about the candidate,
Into higher and higher realms of consciousness.
Into higher and higher realms of consciousness.
Is anything wrong?
Is anything wrong?
Is coming through!
Is coming through!
Is it due? Am I late?
Is it due? Am I late?
Is this man an associate of yours?
Is this man an associate of yours?
Is this the old Baby Face Nelson place?
Is this the old Baby Face Nelson place?
Is this your new A party list?
Is this your new A party list?
It didn't.
It didn't.
It gets real ugly late in the day when they start cooking.
It gets real ugly late in the day when they start cooking.
It never got weird enough for me.
It never got weird enough for me.
It was supposed to be in the last issue but maybe this one.
It was supposed to be in the last issue but maybe this one.
It'd make a big difference.
It'd make a big difference.
It'll be like paradise, man, like a fucking paradise!
It'll be like paradise, man, like a fucking paradise!
It's blowing away!
It's blowing away!
It's for your own good. You don't belong here.
It's for your own good. You don't belong here.
It's good weed.
It's good weed.
It's hard to say he got what he deserved...
It's hard to say he got what he deserved...
It's Harris from the Post!
It's Harris from the Post!
It's highly unlikely but I may have to flop around in case I have one of my seizures.
It's highly unlikely but I may have to flop around in case I have one of my seizures.
It's history, man.
It's history, man.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's just a drill, just a drill. Stay down.
It's my turn to fly!
It's my turn to fly!
It's obvious he was having a paranoid drug reaction.
It's obvious he was having a paranoid drug reaction.
It's right in there.
It's right in there.
It's right up there with Gone With The Wind.
It's right up there with Gone With The Wind.
It's sad.
It's sad.
It's stuck. What the hell?
It's stuck. What the hell?
It's the hotel manager. I think it's about Thompson.
It's the hotel manager. I think it's about Thompson.
It's usually worse. Everyone's getting up.
It's usually worse. Everyone's getting up.
Jeez, she was just fine a minute ago.
Jeez, she was just fine a minute ago.
Jeez, you can almost smell the narcs.
Jeez, you can almost smell the narcs.
Jesus, I missed. Sorry.
Jesus, I missed. Sorry.
Jesus, it's happening already.
Jesus, it's happening already.
Jesus, why do they have to make so much noise?
Jesus, why do they have to make so much noise?
Just a good American like yourself.
Just a good American like yourself.
Just a second.
Just a second.
Just another deadline.
Just another deadline.
Just keep cool and let's do it.
Just keep cool and let's do it.
Just made the plane after a flock of poisoned ravens dive bombed my car.
Just made the plane after a flock of poisoned ravens dive bombed my car.
Just relax.
Just relax.
Keep moving, just listen to me.
Keep moving, just listen to me.
Kind of close quarters in here, isn't it?
Kind of close quarters in here, isn't it?
Kind of like the buffalo.
Kind of like the buffalo.
Kiss and make better.
Kiss and make better.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Thompson.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Thompson.
Land. Our land.
Land. Our land.
Landed right on his testicles.
Landed right on his testicles.
Last night he was at the hotel pool doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
Last night he was at the hotel pool doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
Lazlo, God damn it, get down.
Lazlo, God damn it, get down.
Lazlo, how are you doing?
Lazlo, how are you doing?
Lazlo, Lazlo, Lazlo.
Lazlo, Lazlo, Lazlo.
Lazlo, look out there, these guys are piranhas with guns.
Lazlo, look out there, these guys are piranhas with guns.
Lazlo, my attorney?
Lazlo, my attorney?
Lazlo, what kind of weirdness is that?
Lazlo, what kind of weirdness is that?
Lazlo!
Lazlo!
Lazlo. What happened to you?
Lazlo. What happened to you?
Lazlo. What took you so long? It's been a nightmare here.
Lazlo. What took you so long? It's been a nightmare here.
Lazlo...
Lazlo...
Let me ask you a question, sir.
Let me ask you a question, sir.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me send you some real clients divorce, real estate.
Let me send you some real clients divorce, real estate.
Let's get this thing moving. Clerk, where are the files?
Let's get this thing moving. Clerk, where are the files?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's start here.
Let's start here.
Lie on your side.
Lie on your side.
Lie on your side. Down!
Lie on your side. Down!
Like, a lot of people thought I was dead,
Like, a lot of people thought I was dead,
Listen to what Thompson's written.
Listen to what Thompson's written.
Listen, I think I'd like one of those, if that's OK.
Listen, I think I'd like one of those, if that's OK.
Little bit of old n**** wisdom,
Little bit of old n**** wisdom,
Little bugger gets right on top of you.
Little bugger gets right on top of you.
Look at a man who defends evil people!
Look at a man who defends evil people!
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look, could you just hold this for a second?
Look, could you just hold this for a second?
Look, man...
Look, man...
Looks like you got a good thing going there.
Looks like you got a good thing going there.
Lord Buckley said that.
Lord Buckley said that.
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
Make some money and maybe be like your field representative, handle the overflow?
Make some money and maybe be like your field representative, handle the overflow?
Make way! Make way!
Make way! Make way!
Many, many times.
Many, many times.
Marty?
Marty?
Marty. Where the hell you been?
Marty. Where the hell you been?
May I ask who's calling, please?
May I ask who's calling, please?
May we proceed?
May we proceed?
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me!
Mira!
Mira!
Mm.
Mm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Morning.
Morning.
Move it along, no need to run.
Move it along, no need to run.
Move it, come on! Move it!
Move it, come on! Move it!
Move it, pronto! Get it in there, get it in there.
Move it, pronto! Get it in there, get it in there.
Mr Harris, what happened?
Mr Harris, what happened?
Mr Lazlo, Mr Willins, would you please approach the bench?
Mr Lazlo, Mr Willins, would you please approach the bench?
Mr Lazlo. Hey, Lazlo.
Mr Lazlo. Hey, Lazlo.
Mr Lewis's office.
Mr Lewis's office.
Mr Thompson!
Mr Thompson!
Mr Thompson.
Mr Thompson.
Muy buenos rifle.
Muy buenos rifle.
Muy fast.
Muy fast.
My Attorney Versus American Justice.
My Attorney Versus American Justice.
Never better.
Never better.
Nevertheless, you were arrested for possession of one pound of marijuana.
Nevertheless, you were arrested for possession of one pound of marijuana.
Nice day.
Nice day.
Nickel defence. On the line of scrimmage.
Nickel defence. On the line of scrimmage.
Nine?
Nine?
Nixon.
Nixon.
No fooling around, no yelling, no booing, none of that stuff.
No fooling around, no yelling, no booing, none of that stuff.
No more calls, God damn it!
No more calls, God damn it!
No need to panic, huh?
No need to panic, huh?
No problem.
No problem.
No question, you got something going here, Hunter.
No question, you got something going here, Hunter.
No respect for human dignity.
No respect for human dignity.
No, hey, we're your friends. Relax.
No, hey, we're your friends. Relax.
No, it sounded like a scream.
No, it sounded like a scream.
No, just a...
No, just a...
No, no, just relax.
No, no, just relax.
No, no, man, you in Los Ángeles.
No, no, man, you in Los Ángeles.
No, no, no, don't do this to me, please.
No, no, no, don't do this to me, please.
No, nothing is wrong.
No, nothing is wrong.
No, thanks, we're in... sort of a rush.
No, thanks, we're in... sort of a rush.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. That's out.
No. That's out.
Nos tiene los rifles, las pistolas, las granadas, las bombas.
Nos tiene los rifles, las pistolas, las granadas, las bombas.
Not after your picture was in Newsweek playing horsey.
Not after your picture was in Newsweek playing horsey.
Not by me, of course, but...
Not by me, of course, but...
Not here.
Not here.
Not too shabby, huh?
Not too shabby, huh?
Nothing good can come from this.
Nothing good can come from this.
Now come on before I get pissed off.
Now come on before I get pissed off.
Now... Jesus, I got so much stuff here, I don't know where to start.
Now... Jesus, I got so much stuff here, I don't know where to start.
Odd looking group. Then you always did have strange friends.
Odd looking group. Then you always did have strange friends.
Of getting votes.
Of getting votes.
Of Utah... are screwheads?
Of Utah... are screwheads?
Oh, boy, Thompson, you always knew this could happen.
Oh, boy, Thompson, you always knew this could happen.
Oh, can you check the electrical outlets? Gonna need a lot of power.
Oh, can you check the electrical outlets? Gonna need a lot of power.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, gee, what a mix up. Sorry.
Oh, gee, what a mix up. Sorry.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Oh, I'm eating her cookie. Cook, the bat here is Karl Lazlo.
Oh, I'm eating her cookie. Cook, the bat here is Karl Lazlo.
Oh, it's a grand, grand tale, Laz.
Oh, it's a grand, grand tale, Laz.
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Jeez.
Oh, my God. Jeez.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, one of the gang.
Oh, one of the gang.
Oh, shit. Good thinking, we may need this.
Oh, shit. Good thinking, we may need this.
Oh, that was great, man. Just like the old times.
Oh, that was great, man. Just like the old times.
Oh, that's good to know.
Oh, that's good to know.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
OK, 223 Coal Street, where are you?
OK, 223 Coal Street, where are you?
OK, as you all know, Dr Thompson is working on the campaign.
OK, as you all know, Dr Thompson is working on the campaign.
OK, everybody, let's go.
OK, everybody, let's go.
OK, great.
OK, great.
OK, hold on, hold on.
OK, hold on, hold on.
OK, look, er...
OK, look, er...
OK, now.
OK, now.
OK, OK, settle down, settle down.
OK, OK, settle down, settle down.
OK, so you went inside. Then what happened?
OK, so you went inside. Then what happened?
OK, there you go. Ah...
OK, there you go. Ah...
OK, Thompson, up.
OK, Thompson, up.
OK!
OK!
OK?
OK?
OK.
OK.
Once again, the candidate...
Once again, the candidate...
Once more and you're out of the courtroom.
Once more and you're out of the courtroom.
Once we get inside, no grab ass.
Once we get inside, no grab ass.
One man between him and the goal line.
One man between him and the goal line.
One of these people?
One of these people?
Ooh, Harris, right, I got it.
Ooh, Harris, right, I got it.
Ooh, look out.
Ooh, look out.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Orientals and those suspected of being orientals,
Orientals and those suspected of being orientals,
Our own place, you and me.
Our own place, you and me.
Over there. Yeah, on that ridge.
Over there. Yeah, on that ridge.
Ow! May as well get the room service order.
Ow! May as well get the room service order.
Para ti.
Para ti.
Partner.
Partner.
Party guys who'd skinned a few Mexicans
Party guys who'd skinned a few Mexicans
Passing out free hits of black acid to anyone who could stick out his tongue.
Passing out free hits of black acid to anyone who could stick out his tongue.
Peasant land seizure.
Peasant land seizure.
People versus Kramer, marijuana.
People versus Kramer, marijuana.
Perfecto. Sí.
Perfecto. Sí.
Pero yo nunca había visto un ametralladora así!
Pero yo nunca había visto un ametralladora así!
Personally, I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Personally, I couldn't give a shit, but you owe me a story.
Phew!
Phew!
Pick him up! Dah!
Pick him up! Dah!
Pick that up, take it with you!
Pick that up, take it with you!
Playful little puppy, isn't he?
Playful little puppy, isn't he?
Please! You can't leave your car here. Give me your keys, I'll run it back.
Please! You can't leave your car here. Give me your keys, I'll run it back.
Pork chop! Hut hut!
Pork chop! Hut hut!
Possession, sales marijuana.
Possession, sales marijuana.
Probably most of it, he calls me, I'm not in. I return his call, he's out.
Probably most of it, he calls me, I'm not in. I return his call, he's out.
Put it in there.
Put it in there.
Quart of mescal. And 16 g****fruit.
Quart of mescal. And 16 g****fruit.
Quite a staff you got here.
Quite a staff you got here.
Red alert! Red alert!
Red alert! Red alert!
Remember thou, keep holy the Lord's day. Honour thy father and mother.
Remember thou, keep holy the Lord's day. Honour thy father and mother.
Repent! There's still time!
Repent! There's still time!
Revolution!
Revolution!
Right, she's in that Dallas flex.
Right, she's in that Dallas flex.
Room service!
Room service!
Rose, you turned it over, sorry. It's our ball.
Rose, you turned it over, sorry. It's our ball.
Rose!
Rose!
Savage bastards.
Savage bastards.
Savage tribal thugs who live off illegal incomes, burrowed deep out there.
Savage tribal thugs who live off illegal incomes, burrowed deep out there.
Say what?
Say what?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, do you fellas like football?
Say, uh... if anyone asks...
Say, uh... if anyone asks...
Screamed, Watch my cannonball, went high into the air,
Screamed, Watch my cannonball, went high into the air,
See if there's a score, Bill, yeah.
See if there's a score, Bill, yeah.
Seizures?
Seizures?
Several of us are qualified but this guy hasn't had much experience.
Several of us are qualified but this guy hasn't had much experience.
She's down there waiting for you.
She's down there waiting for you.
She's good with her hands too, she made these for me.
She's good with her hands too, she made these for me.
She's terrific. I met her in Vegas.
She's terrific. I met her in Vegas.
Shh.
Shh.
Shit, then you miss the slow mos, the instant replay, all that stuff.
Shit, then you miss the slow mos, the instant replay, all that stuff.
Shit! Somebody's stolen my wallet.
Shit! Somebody's stolen my wallet.
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shit. Shit!
Shut up! You'll get words when I want to give them to you.
Shut up! You'll get words when I want to give them to you.
Shut up. I'll talk.
Shut up. I'll talk.
Sir, you can't come in here looking like that.
Sir, you can't come in here looking like that.
Sir.
Sir.
Six months? Why? You could've cut off their feet.
Six months? Why? You could've cut off their feet.
Six, seven,
Six, seven,
Smile for the camera.
Smile for the camera.
So I opened up the cigarettes, that's why.
So I opened up the cigarettes, that's why.
So instead of just realising you had made a human error and returning the cigarettes,
So instead of just realising you had made a human error and returning the cigarettes,
So much for the facts.
So much for the facts.
So this is it. Nice place.
So this is it. Nice place.
So, man...
So, man...
Sock it to me.
Sock it to me.
Special session with the candidate, I guess. Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
Special session with the candidate, I guess. Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
Square miles of land.
Square miles of land.
Stacked on the 30 yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.
Stacked on the 30 yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.
State versus Occupants 223 Coal Street.
State versus Occupants 223 Coal Street.
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Student nurse, you know.
Student nurse, you know.
Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death.
Super Sunday, you gotta store up energy. Could go into sudden death.
Sure you can. Dig deep. Come on, it's like riding a bicycle.
Sure you can. Dig deep. Come on, it's like riding a bicycle.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take your seat, Mr Kramer.
Take your seat, Mr Kramer.
Take your seat.
Take your seat.
Teleco...
Teleco...
Tell him I said he doesn't need that.
Tell him I said he doesn't need that.
Tell the worid!
Tell the worid!
Tell them the truth!
Tell them the truth!
Thank God for that.
Thank God for that.
Thank God I'm only on for one stop. I don't know how my backup man can stand it.
Thank God I'm only on for one stop. I don't know how my backup man can stand it.
Thank Lazlo.
Thank Lazlo.
Thank you very much. Really appreciate it.
Thank you very much. Really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Oh, hi.
Thank you. Oh, hi.
That bottle of wine.
That bottle of wine.
That column where you tried to find out where I was.
That column where you tried to find out where I was.
That he was a figment of your writing.
That he was a figment of your writing.
That ticket... for that wine?
That ticket... for that wine?
That was nice stuff on the Florida primary.
That was nice stuff on the Florida primary.
That's a furtive move and you were scared and, er...
That's a furtive move and you were scared and, er...
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's better.
That's better.
That's business, Lazlo.
That's business, Lazlo.
That's impossible. Just keep ringing. I'm certain he's up there.
That's impossible. Just keep ringing. I'm certain he's up there.
That's the big one. It's the fucking Constitution.
That's the big one. It's the fucking Constitution.
The big game, yeah.
The big game, yeah.
The candidate is probably under sedation in his compartment.
The candidate is probably under sedation in his compartment.
The candidate is very interested in you, he reads your clippings every day,
The candidate is very interested in you, he reads your clippings every day,
The candidate will be speaking at the Loving Care senior citizens centre at 12:45.
The candidate will be speaking at the Loving Care senior citizens centre at 12:45.
The candidate, and his crew of shameless enforcers,
The candidate, and his crew of shameless enforcers,
The court is still in session.
The court is still in session.
The day of the greatest game ever played.
The day of the greatest game ever played.
The defence rests.
The defence rests.
The doomed...
The doomed...
The family? Oh, that's bad news.
The family? Oh, that's bad news.
The Gallo brothers, Ernest and Julio,
The Gallo brothers, Ernest and Julio,
The hallucinations have stopped, finally, thank God,
The hallucinations have stopped, finally, thank God,
The judges are cold,
The judges are cold,
The key aspects are all in the Fourth Amendment...
The key aspects are all in the Fourth Amendment...
The People versus William Kramer.
The People versus William Kramer.
The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America.
The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America.
The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away.
The screwheads finally came and took my daughter away.
The whole calendar is Lazlo. Will I ever get to ply my trade against anyone else?
The whole calendar is Lazlo. Will I ever get to ply my trade against anyone else?
The young and the silly and the honest,
The young and the silly and the honest,
Their rights are being violated every day by the police.
Their rights are being violated every day by the police.
Then I learned that President Nixon
Then I learned that President Nixon
There are two kinds of people in this country.
There are two kinds of people in this country.
There we go.
There we go.
There, chew on that gibberish for a while, you heartless scum.
There, chew on that gibberish for a while, you heartless scum.
There's a certain kind of a stink. You know that stink? Jesus.
There's a certain kind of a stink. You know that stink? Jesus.
These all yours, Lazlo?
These all yours, Lazlo?
These are prescription but they'll take care of your headache.
These are prescription but they'll take care of your headache.
These look good. How much you want?
These look good. How much you want?
They don't know what you and I understand.
They don't know what you and I understand.
They got a struggle and I wanna help 'em.
They got a struggle and I wanna help 'em.
They got the real woodpeckers here today.
They got the real woodpeckers here today.
They like Julie, but Tricia...
They like Julie, but Tricia...
They never search me. Honest face.
They never search me. Honest face.
They stop their own.
They stop their own.
They terrify me.
They terrify me.
They throw the kids in jail, give them ridiculous sentences, all for headlines.
They throw the kids in jail, give them ridiculous sentences, all for headlines.
They won't put me to sleep?
They won't put me to sleep?
They'll relax you, though, quite a bit.
They'll relax you, though, quite a bit.
They're coming out of the woodwork for this game. Später, yeah.
They're coming out of the woodwork for this game. Später, yeah.
They're doomed.
They're doomed.
They're gonna get your daughter too. I've heard their rallies.
They're gonna get your daughter too. I've heard their rallies.
They're like pigs in the wilderness.
They're like pigs in the wilderness.
They're lost, they're helpless,
They're lost, they're helpless,
They're not your people. I'm your people, man.
They're not your people. I'm your people, man.
They're somebody else's meal.
They're somebody else's meal.
This cheap imitation General Patton out here?
This cheap imitation General Patton out here?
This is a cruel and bitter defeat, and one that I probably won't forget.
This is a cruel and bitter defeat, and one that I probably won't forget.
This is empty.
This is empty.
This is Harris of the Post,
This is Harris of the Post,
This is it, right up here. Take your seats, we take off in a few moments.
This is it, right up here. Take your seats, we take off in a few moments.
This is it.
This is it.
This is terrific.
This is terrific.
This is your second arrest for possession.
This is your second arrest for possession.
This seat right here is taken.
This seat right here is taken.
Thompson! Thompson!
Thompson! Thompson!
Thompson?
Thompson?
Tickets, and passes, and a key?
Tickets, and passes, and a key?
To better days, huh?
To better days, huh?
To go on who knows what kind of freakout.
To go on who knows what kind of freakout.
Tomorrow's Super Sunday, I gotta get a super rest.
Tomorrow's Super Sunday, I gotta get a super rest.
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay, slash all the wiring.
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay, slash all the wiring.
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown.
Touchdown.
Toyota salesmen from around the country,
Toyota salesmen from around the country,
Trust me.
Trust me.
Truthfully now, have you done this before?
Truthfully now, have you done this before?
Two bedroom suite, closer to the top the better.
Two bedroom suite, closer to the top the better.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Un tequilita, un tequilita.
Un tequilita, un tequilita.
Undercover, right?
Undercover, right?
Until I can gnaw on both of their skulls with my very own teeth.
Until I can gnaw on both of their skulls with my very own teeth.
Vamos, muchachos. Let's go.
Vamos, muchachos. Let's go.
Watch the linebacker.
Watch the linebacker.
We can't leave her in this snake pit, they'll pick her bones clean.
We can't leave her in this snake pit, they'll pick her bones clean.
We got an emergency here! Swine, open the door!
We got an emergency here! Swine, open the door!
We got land, we got dope, we got women.
We got land, we got dope, we got women.
We got some business to do.
We got some business to do.
We have another question right here.
We have another question right here.
We need you to write about our movement. There's an airplane coming in later.
We need you to write about our movement. There's an airplane coming in later.
We see you, you're dead ahead.
We see you, you're dead ahead.
We were all right.
We were all right.
We will reassemble here at 2:30, takeoff's at three o'clock. Don't get lost.
We will reassemble here at 2:30, takeoff's at three o'clock. Don't get lost.
We'll make a deal, we'll make money.
We'll make a deal, we'll make money.
We'll set a hearing on the Coal Street matter.
We'll set a hearing on the Coal Street matter.
We're getting some noise complaints up on 20.
We're getting some noise complaints up on 20.
We're gonna go inside and make a motion to suppress the search and seizure.
We're gonna go inside and make a motion to suppress the search and seizure.
We're right on schedule. Truck's over here.
We're right on schedule. Truck's over here.
Well, I can give you a cheque.
Well, I can give you a cheque.
Well, I get very greedy with my supplies once we're airborne.
Well, I get very greedy with my supplies once we're airborne.
Well, I guess if I had to swear one way or another,
Well, I guess if I had to swear one way or another,
Well, I must have meant it if I said it. So...
Well, I must have meant it if I said it. So...
Well, I think we keep different hours.
Well, I think we keep different hours.
Well, it always seemed to me that, er, he really didn't exist,
Well, it always seemed to me that, er, he really didn't exist,
Well, sports fans, there is no burrow for one of these teams.
Well, sports fans, there is no burrow for one of these teams.
Well, this is all good news. Very comforting.
Well, this is all good news. Very comforting.
Well, you know where you can find me.
Well, you know where you can find me.
Well?
Well?
What are you writing?
What are you writing?
What does this mean, Lazlo?
What does this mean, Lazlo?
What is this country doing for the doomed?
What is this country doing for the doomed?
What was that last one?
What was that last one?
What was the name of the guy who gave you the bag of grass?
What was the name of the guy who gave you the bag of grass?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What? What do you want to know?
What? What? What do you want to know?
What's all this?
What's all this?
When his car was attacked by a swarm of bats.
When his car was attacked by a swarm of bats.
When the old gang gets back for a hoot.
When the old gang gets back for a hoot.
Where is he? Where is my friend Thompson?
Where is he? Where is my friend Thompson?
Where you called him a treacherous hack and a vermin filled ex wart healer
Where you called him a treacherous hack and a vermin filled ex wart healer
Who should be castrated so that his genes aren't passed on to future generations.
Who should be castrated so that his genes aren't passed on to future generations.
Who were skinny dipping in the pool.
Who were skinny dipping in the pool.
Who's talking sell? Let's talk trade.
Who's talking sell? Let's talk trade.
Who's this?
Who's this?
Who's your favourite group? The Stones or the Beatles?
Who's your favourite group? The Stones or the Beatles?
Whosoever's name is not written in the book of life shall be cast into a lake of fire!
Whosoever's name is not written in the book of life shall be cast into a lake of fire!
Why do you think they gave me this?
Why do you think they gave me this?
Why don't you just get to the point and tell me what he wants?
Why don't you just get to the point and tell me what he wants?
Why? Why didn't you say no?
Why? Why didn't you say no?
Will the defendant please rise?
Will the defendant please rise?
Will you guys just knock it off?
Will you guys just knock it off?
Would you be interested in donating blood, sir?
Would you be interested in donating blood, sir?
Would you like a beer?
Would you like a beer?
Would you like a cocktail?
Would you like a cocktail?
Wow!
Wow!
Write about it!
Write about it!
Write it up?
Write it up?
Writing?
Writing?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, asshole, when you stop busting kids.
Yeah, asshole, when you stop busting kids.
Yeah, be proud, man.
Yeah, be proud, man.
Yeah, but I'm not coming.
Yeah, but I'm not coming.
Yeah, fat clown. Do I have to repeat myself all the time?
Yeah, fat clown. Do I have to repeat myself all the time?
Yeah, it's Blackie. What's the line?
Yeah, it's Blackie. What's the line?
Yeah, well, anyway...
Yeah, well, anyway...
Yeah, well, I moved out of town.
Yeah, well, I moved out of town.
Yeah? Those of us? Shall we raise our hands so we know who we are?
Yeah? Those of us? Shall we raise our hands so we know who we are?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And my deadline page, too. I'm pouring it on now. Right on the edge.
Yeah. And my deadline page, too. I'm pouring it on now. Right on the edge.
Yeah. And put me down for a dime.
Yeah. And put me down for a dime.
Yes, Mr Thompson is an employee of mine.
Yes, Mr Thompson is an employee of mine.
Yes, your honour!
Yes, your honour!
Yes.
Yes.
You all right?
You all right?
You already live in the land of the weird.
You already live in the land of the weird.
You are a menace to yourself and those around you.
You are a menace to yourself and those around you.
You are not registered at your hotel.
You are not registered at your hotel.
You bet.
You bet.
You broke down the door without a warrant.
You broke down the door without a warrant.
You call the people I defend jack offs?
You call the people I defend jack offs?
You can do the cases, we'll split it down the middle.
You can do the cases, we'll split it down the middle.
You can see the marquee. It's 1972.
You can see the marquee. It's 1972.
You can't stay on that plane, you'll dry up. You're a creative man, a writer.
You can't stay on that plane, you'll dry up. You're a creative man, a writer.
You can't throw me off. I have the proper credentials.
You can't throw me off. I have the proper credentials.
You could raise some real hell with this.
You could raise some real hell with this.
You couldn't invent someone like Karl Lazlo. He was one of a kind, a mutant.
You couldn't invent someone like Karl Lazlo. He was one of a kind, a mutant.
You decided to peek inside. Why?
You decided to peek inside. Why?
You didn't sign this. You gotta sign this. They won't cash that without your signature.
You didn't sign this. You gotta sign this. They won't cash that without your signature.
You don't wanna get out around here.
You don't wanna get out around here.
You don't want any bogus journalism.
You don't want any bogus journalism.
You ever play football, Harris?
You ever play football, Harris?
You got a lot of it too. All right!
You got a lot of it too. All right!
You got some aspirin there?
You got some aspirin there?
You gotta be my partner, like it's always been, man.
You gotta be my partner, like it's always been, man.
You gotta get this because it's important.
You gotta get this because it's important.
You gotta write a story. I need your help.
You gotta write a story. I need your help.
You grabbed me off an important assignment
You grabbed me off an important assignment
You guys know American gangsters?
You guys know American gangsters?
You have no idea how much trouble I had tracking you down,
You have no idea how much trouble I had tracking you down,
You just keep going further and further and deeper and deeper
You just keep going further and further and deeper and deeper
You know that one half of the state senate...
You know that one half of the state senate...
You know, I really admire you.
You know, I really admire you.
You know, I was never really frightened by the...
You know, I was never really frightened by the...
You know, I'm an endangered species.
You know, I'm an endangered species.
You know, I'm an endangered species.
You know, I'm an endangered species.
You left on Tuesday. Today's Saturday.
You left on Tuesday. Today's Saturday.
You look like you know what you're doing. Get down the hallway...
You look like you know what you're doing. Get down the hallway...
You may have been wrong about him.
You may have been wrong about him.
You move like a cat, Marty.
You move like a cat, Marty.
You psychotic, you've done it to me again.
You psychotic, you've done it to me again.
You remember Billy?
You remember Billy?
You should do that all the time. Several times a month, at least.
You should do that all the time. Several times a month, at least.
You surprised to see me?
You surprised to see me?
You tell him!
You tell him!
You think you're playing with children here?
You think you're playing with children here?
You too.
You too.
You wanna pick that up, take it with you?
You wanna pick that up, take it with you?
You wanna tell him?
You wanna tell him?
You were looking for a bomb in a packet of cigarettes?
You were looking for a bomb in a packet of cigarettes?
You were missed, Lazlo, by a lot of people.
You were missed, Lazlo, by a lot of people.
You were the only one who had the blue collar vote on the button.
You were the only one who had the blue collar vote on the button.
You wise ass son of a bitch. You're off this campaign. Give me your credentials.
You wise ass son of a bitch. You're off this campaign. Give me your credentials.
You'll probably be safer here.
You'll probably be safer here.
You're at your hotel, honest.
You're at your hotel, honest.
You're becoming a famous writer. The famous Dr Gonzo.
You're becoming a famous writer. The famous Dr Gonzo.
You're fortunate I haven't turned you in.
You're fortunate I haven't turned you in.
You're good, the clients like you.
You're good, the clients like you.
You're having difficulty getting to see him. Why is that?
You're having difficulty getting to see him. Why is that?
You're looking good. OK.
You're looking good. OK.
You're making a mistake, Lazlo.
You're making a mistake, Lazlo.
You're moving now, you gotta hold still.
You're moving now, you gotta hold still.
You're my friend. Help me. It's gonna be great, man. It's gonna be paradise.
You're my friend. Help me. It's gonna be great, man. It's gonna be paradise.
You're not making any money representing these jack offs, and you know it.
You're not making any money representing these jack offs, and you know it.
You've been saying that for days, Dooley.
You've been saying that for days, Dooley.
You've been there too, huh?
You've been there too, huh?
You've got 19 hours.
You've got 19 hours.
You've got a deadline in 19 hours. Now where's my story?
You've got a deadline in 19 hours. Now where's my story?
You've pushed me too far.
You've pushed me too far.
Your conversions are gonna tell a story.
Your conversions are gonna tell a story.
Your rental car is reported stolen.
Your rental car is reported stolen.
18 months.
18 months.
37, 38, 39...
37, 38, 39...
623 Paige Street, marijuana.
623 Paige Street, marijuana.
'Hi, Momma! ' 'Get him outta here! '
'Hi, Momma! ' 'Get him outta here! '
'I'm still here.' Yeah.
'I'm still here.' Yeah.
'Sir, you'll have to leave.' 'Do you see this fat fucker? '
'Sir, you'll have to leave.' 'Do you see this fat fucker? '
Acid? A truly remarkable way
Acid? A truly remarkable way
Airplane? These people are our brothers.
Airplane? These people are our brothers.
All right. Oh, there's buildings there. We'll build a goddamn paradise!
All right. Oh, there's buildings there. We'll build a goddamn paradise!
all the zipping around you do. I got a nutty, nutty schedule, Laz.
all the zipping around you do. I got a nutty, nutty schedule, Laz.
Am I right? Yes, sir, I think so.
Am I right? Yes, sir, I think so.
Any problems, check with the magazine. Yes, sir.
Any problems, check with the magazine. Yes, sir.
Bat. Ooh. What have you done?
Bat. Ooh. What have you done?
Big mother. Lots of white paper. Heavy bond.
Big mother. Lots of white paper. Heavy bond.
but I don't feel too confident. Stay right there.
but I don't feel too confident. Stay right there.
Can you drive and...? No problem.
Can you drive and...? No problem.
Come on, get your things, let's go, Cook. No, she should stay.
Come on, get your things, let's go, Cook. No, she should stay.
Come on, let's get out of here. There's one of them.
Come on, let's get out of here. There's one of them.
Come on, man! Fascisti swine!
Come on, man! Fascisti swine!
Come on, will you...? Spread 'em!
Come on, will you...? Spread 'em!
Come on. I got it.
Come on. I got it.
Come on. Are you OK? Quit whining.
Come on. Are you OK? Quit whining.
Danny. Blackie.
Danny. Blackie.
Does he want a menu? Cottage cheese and ketchup?
Does he want a menu? Cottage cheese and ketchup?
Doesn't matter, he doesn't want it. Good.
Doesn't matter, he doesn't want it. Good.
Donate? My blood? Mmm.
Donate? My blood? Mmm.
Dooley, are you all right? Thank you.
Dooley, are you all right? Thank you.
Er, Dr Thompson... Any questions? What?
Er, Dr Thompson... Any questions? What?
Fat clown? Oh...
Fat clown? Oh...
Five years? Easy, Lazlo.
Five years? Easy, Lazlo.
Football. Super Bowl. Yeah, they're doing that.
Football. Super Bowl. Yeah, they're doing that.
Gestapo tactics. Exactly.
Gestapo tactics. Exactly.
Get Lazlo in there. Dear God, thank you for everything,
Get Lazlo in there. Dear God, thank you for everything,
Get on the phone. You know him, he could be anywhere.
Get on the phone. You know him, he could be anywhere.
Glad you could make it, man. I couldn't miss this,
Glad you could make it, man. I couldn't miss this,
He's capable of seizures. Shh.
He's capable of seizures. Shh.
He's not. The kid's tough.
He's not. The kid's tough.
He's reading the fucking law. ...five years to life...
He's reading the fucking law. ...five years to life...
He's your client. ...not less than three years.
He's your client. ...not less than three years.
Hear ye, hear ye, everybody! Calm down!
Hear ye, hear ye, everybody! Calm down!
Heavy bond. Bic pens, medium point, blue.
Heavy bond. Bic pens, medium point, blue.
Here we go. That's a beautiful colour. No!
Here we go. That's a beautiful colour. No!
Here. Ah, thanks.
Here. Ah, thanks.
Here's the story. Great, let's have it.
Here's the story. Great, let's have it.
Hey, Dooley! When do I get the interview? I'll take care of you.
Hey, Dooley! When do I get the interview? I'll take care of you.
Hold on. Give them to me right now.
Hold on. Give them to me right now.
Holy Jesus. No, we're going out there now.
Holy Jesus. No, we're going out there now.
How about three crab Louis? Three crab Louis.
How about three crab Louis? Three crab Louis.
How am I gonna see the game? 'Ever heard of a press box? '
How am I gonna see the game? 'Ever heard of a press box? '
Hunter, please. 'This could have far reaching implications.'
Hunter, please. 'This could have far reaching implications.'
I can't go. Thompson, this is me. Lazlo.
I can't go. Thompson, this is me. Lazlo.
I can't pray. Come on, come on, come on.
I can't pray. Come on, come on, come on.
I don't know how long I'm gonna stay. Don't worry, man.
I don't know how long I'm gonna stay. Don't worry, man.
I got this organised. Look at it. There's nothing there. It's rocks and dirt.
I got this organised. Look at it. There's nothing there. It's rocks and dirt.
I gotta do this story. What? You're not a fucking sportswriter.
I gotta do this story. What? You're not a fucking sportswriter.
I heard a scream. You heard a scream.
I heard a scream. You heard a scream.
I just don't pick up anybody hitchhiking. Yeah, yeah.
I just don't pick up anybody hitchhiking. Yeah, yeah.
I like the hat The hat for the ticket?
I like the hat The hat for the ticket?
I like to help people. He had a wooden hand.
I like to help people. He had a wooden hand.
I think I'd like to find out. What are you doing?
I think I'd like to find out. What are you doing?
I think so, sir. Course he has. Look at his eyes.
I think so, sir. Course he has. Look at his eyes.
I told him that you'd pay for his bail. I can't afford it.
I told him that you'd pay for his bail. I can't afford it.
I... I was just... You've upset me already,
I... I was just... You've upset me already,
I'll be right back. Stay right there. Well, er...
I'll be right back. Stay right there. Well, er...
I'll take care of it. This is for you.
I'll take care of it. This is for you.
I'll take two. Good, that's what I took.
I'll take two. Good, that's what I took.
I'm a total professional. Good.
I'm a total professional. Good.
I'm here in the flesh. I'm sure there's a reason for that too.
I'm here in the flesh. I'm sure there's a reason for that too.
I'm not coming. You're not coming?
I'm not coming. You're not coming?
I've got a deadline to meet. Deadline?
I've got a deadline to meet. Deadline?
Incomplete. Is it always like this here?
Incomplete. Is it always like this here?
Is something wrong? Yeah.
Is something wrong? Yeah.
Is this seat taken? No, sit down.
Is this seat taken? No, sit down.
It's all over myself here. And he talked back.
It's all over myself here. And he talked back.
It's incredible, kid ****d by the court... Come on, we got two hours.
It's incredible, kid ****d by the court... Come on, we got two hours.
Jack offs? Now you've done it.
Jack offs? Now you've done it.
Jasper Russell meet Dr Thompson. Hello, Doctor.
Jasper Russell meet Dr Thompson. Hello, Doctor.
Jesus. Don't worry, we'll write a new story.
Jesus. Don't worry, we'll write a new story.
Just don't let him bullshit you. Hey.
Just don't let him bullshit you. Hey.
Just get on the plane. Wait for me.
Just get on the plane. Wait for me.
Lazlo, it's Rojas, he's coming. Perfect.
Lazlo, it's Rojas, he's coming. Perfect.
Let's get out of here. I can't get out of here.
Let's get out of here. I can't get out of here.
Maybe I should sit somewhere else. No, no, no, you're fine.
Maybe I should sit somewhere else. No, no, no, you're fine.
Moving? We got a lot of ground to cover.
Moving? We got a lot of ground to cover.
Mr Lazlo! Well... look who's here.
Mr Lazlo! Well... look who's here.
My head feels like it's caving in. I had the same thing this morning.
My head feels like it's caving in. I had the same thing this morning.
Nice hat. That is a beauty.
Nice hat. That is a beauty.
No shit. You're strong, you're tough,
No shit. You're strong, you're tough,
No, he's dead. How's that?
No, he's dead. How's that?
No, it isn't. But this man is...
No, it isn't. But this man is...
No! No more, please! Sorry.
No! No more, please! Sorry.
No. Yes.
No. Yes.
Oh, jeez. Does he have a licence?
Oh, jeez. Does he have a licence?
Oh, that hurts. I don't see you for three fucking years
Oh, that hurts. I don't see you for three fucking years
OK, I'm going, I'm doing, I'm looking. Check the bars.
OK, I'm going, I'm doing, I'm looking. Check the bars.
OK? Come on. All right.
OK? Come on. All right.
OK. I'm here on an assignment.
OK. I'm here on an assignment.
OK. It's coming back to me now.
OK. It's coming back to me now.
Only a fool would go in there. They really want to see you.
Only a fool would go in there. They really want to see you.
Pack of Mariboros. A pack of Mariboro cigarettes.
Pack of Mariboros. A pack of Mariboro cigarettes.
Please, let's have it. Do you have the cheque?
Please, let's have it. Do you have the cheque?
Please. It was like this.
Please. It was like this.
Press passes. Room keys.
Press passes. Room keys.
Puedo? Whoa, whoa. Un momentito.
Puedo? Whoa, whoa. Un momentito.
Quart of ice, lots of ice. Lots of ice.
Quart of ice, lots of ice. Lots of ice.
Really? Yeah. But you could do a lot better.
Really? Yeah. But you could do a lot better.
Relax. Relax?
Relax. Relax?
Remember that. You mean I'd, er...
Remember that. You mean I'd, er...
Right on schedule. Rojas?
Right on schedule. Rojas?
shall be punished... What's he doing?
shall be punished... What's he doing?
Shit. Briggs. Oh, Briggs?
Shit. Briggs. Oh, Briggs?
Sir, I'm going to need your identification. Sure.
Sir, I'm going to need your identification. Sure.
Sir, please. Oh...
Sir, please. Oh...
Sir, what's wrong? My head.
Sir, what's wrong? My head.
So you gave the cop the bag? Yeah.
So you gave the cop the bag? Yeah.
Some shit going down somewhere. Tough.
Some shit going down somewhere. Tough.
Somebody sitting there? Er, no.
Somebody sitting there? Er, no.
Soviets could be involved. 'I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of it.'
Soviets could be involved. 'I'm sure you'll get to the bottom of it.'
That's a furtive movement? Down into here.
That's a furtive movement? Down into here.
That's great. Seems fair.
That's great. Seems fair.
That's great. Seems fair.
That's great. Seems fair.
That's not it, man. I'm not coming.
That's not it, man. I'm not coming.
That's ridiculous. I protest! Contempt!
That's ridiculous. I protest! Contempt!
That's the idea. We'll build. Build what?
That's the idea. We'll build. Build what?
The master barrister. That's right.
The master barrister. That's right.
then what did you do? So I searched him.
then what did you do? So I searched him.
There's a probable cause question... Wait.
There's a probable cause question... Wait.
These guys you can trust, I trained 'em. Honest... honest faces, all of 'em.
These guys you can trust, I trained 'em. Honest... honest faces, all of 'em.
They really will... Wait, you're right.
They really will... Wait, you're right.
This car is a classic! ¡Ándale!
This car is a classic! ¡Ándale!
This guy a friend of yours? Grab the fuckin' box!
This guy a friend of yours? Grab the fuckin' box!
This is Homeboy. 'I am six miles east at 900 feet.'
This is Homeboy. 'I am six miles east at 900 feet.'
Thompson, trust my judgment. Not in this instance. She's harmless.
Thompson, trust my judgment. Not in this instance. She's harmless.
Want some? No, thanks.
Want some? No, thanks.
We have business? Oh, yeah. Big business.
We have business? Oh, yeah. Big business.
We'll check it out, sir. Do that.
We'll check it out, sir. Do that.
Well? You look good.
Well? You look good.
What about the motions? Motions? What motions?
What about the motions? Motions? What motions?
What are they? These'll get you into the press box.
What are they? These'll get you into the press box.
What are you doing? I'm writing.
What are you doing? I'm writing.
What are you talking about? What government agency?
What are you talking about? What government agency?
What the hell was that noise? 'What noise? '
What the hell was that noise? 'What noise? '
What's your name? Briggs.
What's your name? Briggs.
When did these come in? An hour ago.
When did these come in? An hour ago.
When is this gonna come out? Well...
When is this gonna come out? Well...
Where am I? At your hotel, man.
Where am I? At your hotel, man.
Where's the chamber of horrors? Room six. Grab a seat.
Where's the chamber of horrors? Room six. Grab a seat.
Whoa! Jesus, who's flying this thing?
Whoa! Jesus, who's flying this thing?
Why did you pick him up? He needed help.
Why did you pick him up? He needed help.
Yeah! Mr Thompson, open the door.
Yeah! Mr Thompson, open the door.
Yeah. How long?
Yeah. How long?
You getting all this? 16 g****fruit.
You getting all this? 16 g****fruit.
You getting this? Yep.
You getting this? Yep.
You just got there? 'Yeah, minutes ago.'
You just got there? 'Yeah, minutes ago.'
You just got there? 'Yeah, minutes ago.'
You just got there? 'Yeah, minutes ago.'
You look just fine. I know I look great
You look just fine. I know I look great
You should be part of it. These are your brothers?
You should be part of it. These are your brothers?
You want some? No, thanks.
You want some? No, thanks.
You're a law student? Yeah.
You're a law student? Yeah.
You're gonna take care of it? Yeah.
You're gonna take care of it? Yeah.
You're Harris from the Post, aren't you? Right.
You're Harris from the Post, aren't you? Right.
You've landed right here in Los Ángeles. Liar!
You've landed right here in Los Ángeles. Liar!
Your head? Who sent you?
Your head? Who sent you?
¡Ándale, ándale! Move it!
¡Ándale, ándale! Move it!
¡Mira lo que veo!
¡Mira lo que veo!
¡Mira que belleza!
¡Mira que belleza!
¡Pendejo!
¡Pendejo!
¡Todo lo que necesitamos!
¡Todo lo que necesitamos!
¿Como estás? Esto es Lazlo.
¿Como estás? Esto es Lazlo.
...and Lazlo's arrested, he's in jail.
...and Lazlo's arrested, he's in jail.
...and muzzle that fruitcake.
...and muzzle that fruitcake.
...and the right for people to be secure in their homes free from illegal search.
...and the right for people to be secure in their homes free from illegal search.
...including the need for probable cause... Probable cause? All right.
...including the need for probable cause... Probable cause? All right.
...on behalf of the coming defence...
...on behalf of the coming defence...
...sheer domestic tranquillity...
...sheer domestic tranquillity...
...that it wasn't so bad to make money.
...that it wasn't so bad to make money.
...will be speaking at the Loving... Care senior citi... zens centre...
...will be speaking at the Loving... Care senior citi... zens centre...
'... Cowboys were a better team.
'... Cowboys were a better team.
'A lot of people got off the boat in those days, but not everybody.
'A lot of people got off the boat in those days, but not everybody.
'Ain't nobody doin' no huntin' up here, fool! '
'Ain't nobody doin' no huntin' up here, fool! '
'All that I know for certain is that, shortly after I checked in,
'All that I know for certain is that, shortly after I checked in,
'And some of it may have been my fault.
'And some of it may have been my fault.
'and sometimes a good lawyer.
'and sometimes a good lawyer.
'and, boy, it was hard to find people to eat acid with as the age of Nixon wore on.
'and, boy, it was hard to find people to eat acid with as the age of Nixon wore on.
'as the Miami Dolphins are,
'as the Miami Dolphins are,
'attorney at law, my attorney.
'attorney at law, my attorney.
'Because of media hype, the news media, in the weeks before the Super Bowl,
'Because of media hype, the news media, in the weeks before the Super Bowl,
'by the brilliant running of halfback Duane Thomas.'
'by the brilliant running of halfback Duane Thomas.'
'By the time we realised, it was too late for both of us.
'By the time we realised, it was too late for both of us.
'by winning one of the great football games of... '
'by winning one of the great football games of... '
'Dallas led by their brilliant quarterback,
'Dallas led by their brilliant quarterback,
'Dallas, its second trip here.
'Dallas, its second trip here.
'Do you hear me? '
'Do you hear me? '
'Dr Roberts, call Dr Bretherton in administration.
'Dr Roberts, call Dr Bretherton in administration.
'Dr Roberts, call Dr Bretherton.'
'Dr Roberts, call Dr Bretherton.'
'drank all my liquor, did all my drugs,
'drank all my liquor, did all my drugs,
'for the Dallas Cowboys' favouritism here this afternoon.
'for the Dallas Cowboys' favouritism here this afternoon.
'forced their way into my room, ransacked it,
'forced their way into my room, ransacked it,
'Half time here at Super Bowl VI with Dallas leading Miami only 10 to 3.
'Half time here at Super Bowl VI with Dallas leading Miami only 10 to 3.
'He quit the legal system.
'He quit the legal system.
'He was in a revolution now, a revolution in acid,
'He was in a revolution now, a revolution in acid,
'Hence one reason, repeat only one reason,
'Hence one reason, repeat only one reason,
'I don't care about any replay.
'I don't care about any replay.
'I OKed everything you asked for except the stereo and the video recorder.'
'I OKed everything you asked for except the stereo and the video recorder.'
'I say only because the seven point margin doesn't tell the dominance of the Cowboys
'I say only because the seven point margin doesn't tell the dominance of the Cowboys
'I wanna say hi to Big Bertha... '
'I wanna say hi to Big Bertha... '
'I want 10,000 words, Thompson.'
'I want 10,000 words, Thompson.'
'I was a working journalist, a hired geek of sorts, and Lazlo was great company
'I was a working journalist, a hired geek of sorts, and Lazlo was great company
'If security isn't beefed up at this hotel, I'm looking for safer accommodations.
'If security isn't beefed up at this hotel, I'm looking for safer accommodations.
'is much more distracted than a team that's been through it before.
'is much more distracted than a team that's been through it before.
'it is felt that a team making its first trip to Super Bowl,
'it is felt that a team making its first trip to Super Bowl,
'It was a fast, strange time, and we worked in fast, strange ways.'
'It was a fast, strange time, and we worked in fast, strange ways.'
'It was a time to keep your head down.
'It was a time to keep your head down.
'It's a sad state of affairs when this reporter has to go heavily armed to breakfast.'
'It's a sad state of affairs when this reporter has to go heavily armed to breakfast.'
'Marty. I just found out about an incredible story, a bizarre plot.
'Marty. I just found out about an incredible story, a bizarre plot.
'Miami, of course, moved toward this Super Bowl appearance
'Miami, of course, moved toward this Super Bowl appearance
'Mr Lewis? '
'Mr Lewis? '
'No more polite talking with judges,
'No more polite talking with judges,
'Not Lazlo, not Nixon, not me.
'Not Lazlo, not Nixon, not me.
'OK, OK, enough.'
'OK, OK, enough.'
'or journalists either, for that matter.
'or journalists either, for that matter.
'Perhaps I was not the kind of friend in court Lazlo needed.
'Perhaps I was not the kind of friend in court Lazlo needed.
'Super Sunday. Dawn.
'Super Sunday. Dawn.
'that grew up too confident to deal with harsh realities like doom and failure.
'that grew up too confident to deal with harsh realities like doom and failure.
'the age of Nixon.
'the age of Nixon.
'the distraction caused by the reporters,
'the distraction caused by the reporters,
'This is T1 to Homeboy. Over.'
'This is T1 to Homeboy. Over.'
'This wouldn't be the first time I got sucked into writing about Lazlo, Karl Lazlo esquire,
'This wouldn't be the first time I got sucked into writing about Lazlo, Karl Lazlo esquire,
'Thompson, are you hearing me? I want 10,000 words by deadline Sunday! '
'Thompson, are you hearing me? I want 10,000 words by deadline Sunday! '
'Those weird years between the '60s and the '70s,
'Those weird years between the '60s and the '70s,
'through the first 30 minutes.'
'through the first 30 minutes.'
'two Third Worid drug abusers dressed as hotel employees
'two Third Worid drug abusers dressed as hotel employees
'Washington is trying influence the game.'
'Washington is trying influence the game.'
'We'd signed on for the whole trip.'
'We'd signed on for the whole trip.'
'Well, that finished him as a lawyer, at least as a working lawyer.
'Well, that finished him as a lawyer, at least as a working lawyer.
'What has that to do with the Super Bowl? '
'What has that to do with the Super Bowl? '
♪ ... a change in your style
♪ ... a change in your style
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A discouraging word
♪ A thrill a minute, an invention a day
♪ A thrill a minute, an invention a day
♪ A thrill a minute, an invention a day
♪ A thrill a minute, an invention a day
♪ Ah, Lu u u u u ucy in the sky with di i i amonds ♪
♪ Ah, Lu u u u u ucy in the sky with di i i amonds ♪
♪ All these strangers go with you too
♪ All these strangers go with you too
♪ And she's gone
♪ And she's gone
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day... ♪
♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day... ♪
♪ Are we free and are we ready?
♪ Are we free and are we ready?
♪ But I'm still on this plane tonight
♪ But I'm still on this plane tonight
♪ But now I know I can feel it in my bones... ♪
♪ But now I know I can feel it in my bones... ♪
♪ Chooglin', chooglin' ♪
♪ Chooglin', chooglin' ♪
♪ Chooglin'... ♪
♪ Chooglin'... ♪
♪ Chooglin'... ♪
♪ Chooglin'... ♪
♪ For all these people to take this flight
♪ For all these people to take this flight
♪ Girl, I can see it in the way that you smile... ♪
♪ Girl, I can see it in the way that you smile... ♪
♪ Home, home on the range
♪ Home, home on the range
♪ I got a love so right... ♪
♪ I got a love so right... ♪
♪ I wrote my song and I brought my money
♪ I wrote my song and I brought my money
♪ I'd like to know ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
♪ I'd like to know ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
♪ I've been feeling so wild
♪ I've been feeling so wild
♪ It's the American way
♪ It's the American way
♪ It's the American way... ♪
♪ It's the American way... ♪
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin', chooglin'
♪ Keep on chooglin', chooglin'
♪ Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
♪ Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
♪ Loving you is dangerous ♪ Loving you is dangerous... ♪
♪ Loving you is dangerous ♪ Loving you is dangerous... ♪
♪ Loving you is dangerous ♪ Loving you is dangerous... ♪
♪ Loving you is dangerous ♪ Loving you is dangerous... ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds! ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds! ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds! ♪
♪ Lucy in the sky with diamonds! ♪
♪ No, the skies are not cloudy all day... ♪
♪ No, the skies are not cloudy all day... ♪
♪ Oh, give me a home
♪ Oh, give me a home
♪ Oh, give me a home
♪ Oh, give me a home
♪ The people on the highways
♪ The people on the highways
♪ There's been a change in your style
♪ There's been a change in your style
♪ We're always wrong... ♪
♪ We're always wrong... ♪
♪ Well, I'm here Well, I'm ready
♪ Well, I'm here Well, I'm ready
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where seldom is heard
♪ Where the buffalo roam
♪ Where the buffalo roam
♪ Where the buffalo roam
♪ Where the buffalo roam
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ Where the deer and the antelope play
♪ You probably thought that I would never see the light
♪ You probably thought that I would never see the light
♪ Your love is gone without a dime
♪ Your love is gone without a dime
Ángel, let's do it.
Ángel, let's do it.
19 blue! Louder. Help him.
19 blue! Louder. Help him.
440 volts. 440 volts?
440 volts. 440 volts?

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Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
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Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.