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Hot Pursuit (2015) Hot Pursuit is a hilarious action-comedy film directed by Anne Fletcher and released in 2015. The story

Hot Pursuit (2015)

Hot Pursuit is a hilarious action-comedy film directed by Anne Fletcher and released in 2015. The story revolves around a by-the-book police officer, played by Reese Witherspoon, who is tasked with protecting the widow of a drug lord, played by Sofia Vergara. As they go on the run, they become unlikely allies, facing dangerous encounters and hilarious mishaps. Witherspoon and Vergara deliver fantastic performances, showcasing their comedic talents in a fast-paced, entertaining movie. If you want to relive the excitement and laughter of Hot Pursuit, you can play and download the sounds from this unforgettable film right here.

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A female suspect and hostage are in the area. You seen anything suspicious?
A female suspect and hostage are in the area. You seen anything suspicious?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! I know this is impractical but we might have to catch our own food.
Aah! I know this is impractical but we might have to catch our own food.
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
About $4 million.
About $4 million.
Actually, I'm kind of, like, annoyed...
Actually, I'm kind of, like, annoyed...
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
All evidence has to be submitted in a proper size Nolan envelope.
All evidence has to be submitted in a proper size Nolan envelope.
All of Texas law enforcement is looking for these two.
All of Texas law enforcement is looking for these two.
All right, all right. And technically he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.
All right, all right. And technically he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.
All right, baby girl, you ready for your first day at work with Daddy?
All right, baby girl, you ready for your first day at work with Daddy?
All right, cut it out.
All right, cut it out.
All right, keep it down.
All right, keep it down.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our audio tour.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our audio tour.
All right, so just put your head down...
All right, so just put your head down...
All right. Well, that's my job.
All right. Well, that's my job.
Along with the sunshine
Along with the sunshine
Amen.
Amen.
An orange one.
An orange one.
And do not think that I forgot you tried to escape.
And do not think that I forgot you tried to escape.
And even if you're right...
And even if you're right...
And I am gonna complete my mission.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
And I am so tired of those racist accusations.
And I am so tired of those racist accusations.
And I came back to save you...
And I came back to save you...
And I can't let you kill him.
And I can't let you kill him.
And I drew a picture of it in my I.R.L.
And I drew a picture of it in my I.R.L.
And I need you to get it for me.
And I need you to get it for me.
And I turned his name into a joke.
And I turned his name into a joke.
And I wouldn't care so much, but my father was a very respected man.
And I wouldn't care so much, but my father was a very respected man.
And leave that!
And leave that!
And leave that!
And leave that!
And looking for a cow to milk, while putting on makeup.
And looking for a cow to milk, while putting on makeup.
And my other sister, she dated a similar piece of shit.
And my other sister, she dated a similar piece of shit.
And no, I'm not an idiot, and no, I don't have a flat ass.
And no, I'm not an idiot, and no, I don't have a flat ass.
And not everybody wants to die...
And not everybody wants to die...
And that's my car not a personal vehicle.
And that's my car not a personal vehicle.
And then you throw it in the river, and...
And then you throw it in the river, and...
And why is that?
And why is that?
And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.
And you are welcome, Mrs. Riva.
And you stole my truck.
And you stole my truck.
And you took mine away from me.
And you took mine away from me.
And you...
And you...
And you're gonna have to report a 10 12 and two 10 60s.
And you're gonna have to report a 10 12 and two 10 60s.
And, honestly, I expected more out of a guy I met on Christian Mingle.
And, honestly, I expected more out of a guy I met on Christian Mingle.
And, unfortunately, I have to do this.
And, unfortunately, I have to do this.
And...
And...
Are we alone?
Are we alone?
Are you doing it?
Are you doing it?
Are you kidding me? It's not a horse.
Are you kidding me? It's not a horse.
As a matter of fact, I do. The other day they brought in a duffle bag.
As a matter of fact, I do. The other day they brought in a duffle bag.
As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?
As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?
At a max of 90 miles per hour...
At a max of 90 miles per hour...
At the rate we're going, we'll get there more than an hour early.
At the rate we're going, we'll get there more than an hour early.
At this hour, police are still looking for the two suspects.
At this hour, police are still looking for the two suspects.
Average pair of women's shoes weighs about a half a pound.
Average pair of women's shoes weighs about a half a pound.
Ay, perdona. My wife is a come mierda.
Ay, perdona. My wife is a come mierda.
Because your stupid little skinny arms cannot even stop a bullet!
Because your stupid little skinny arms cannot even stop a bullet!
Because, as you know, you are a flight risk.
Because, as you know, you are a flight risk.
Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...
Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...
Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:
Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:
But Cortez has killed every potential witness we've had.
But Cortez has killed every potential witness we've had.
But I destroyed your car.
But I destroyed your car.
But I have recorded all the details, and tried to follow protocol.
But I have recorded all the details, and tried to follow protocol.
But I have to be tough to be a cop.
But I have to be tough to be a cop.
But I remember that was not your strong suit.
But I remember that was not your strong suit.
But I'm not like those other cops. You can trust me.
But I'm not like those other cops. You can trust me.
But it doesn't look good, so you're turning a tiny little radio on... What?
But it doesn't look good, so you're turning a tiny little radio on... What?
But no man's gonna do this.
But no man's gonna do this.
But that's not what is important right now.
But that's not what is important right now.
But we use body language.
But we use body language.
But you just had to show up early.
But you just had to show up early.
But you're forcing me to take extreme measures.
But you're forcing me to take extreme measures.
But you're gonna take me with my suitcase.
But you're gonna take me with my suitcase.
But you're taking me with my...
But you're taking me with my...
Calm down, ma'am. Everything's gonna be fine.
Calm down, ma'am. Everything's gonna be fine.
Captain Emmett.
Captain Emmett.
Checkpoint. You better figure something out.
Checkpoint. You better figure something out.
Clap it.
Clap it.
Clean your nose!
Clean your nose!
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come here, boy! Hey! Come here. Come here.
Come here, boy! Hey! Come here. Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, man. We're running out of time.
Come on, man. We're running out of time.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. At least we got Dixon and Hauser.
Come on. At least we got Dixon and Hauser.
Come on. Didn't your mother teach you manners?
Come on. Didn't your mother teach you manners?
Come on. Keep it moving.
Come on. Keep it moving.
Come on. Over here.
Come on. Over here.
Come on. Relax, cariño.
Come on. Relax, cariño.
Congratulation, Officer Lesbian, you wear the shoes of a coward that I hate.
Congratulation, Officer Lesbian, you wear the shoes of a coward that I hate.
Cooper.
Cooper.
Copy that. Noise disturbance.
Copy that. Noise disturbance.
Cortez is suspected of more than 100 murders while dominating the U.S. drug trade.
Cortez is suspected of more than 100 murders while dominating the U.S. drug trade.
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn, Coop.
Damn, Coop.
Dang it!
Dang it!
Dang it! Bring the bag!
Dang it! Bring the bag!
Daniella Riva, a Hispanic female, approximately 40 years old.
Daniella Riva, a Hispanic female, approximately 40 years old.
Daniella, what happened?
Daniella, what happened?
Deer noises, like, you know, like the dogs says:
Deer noises, like, you know, like the dogs says:
Deputy Jackson, Captain Emmett said that this transport was at 11 a.m.
Deputy Jackson, Captain Emmett said that this transport was at 11 a.m.
Detective Hauser, come back. You know protocol.
Detective Hauser, come back. You know protocol.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
Dial 1139.
Dial 1139.
Did she promise you favors?
Did she promise you favors?
Did you even have a brother?
Did you even have a brother?
Did you see that? This is what we gotta do.
Did you see that? This is what we gotta do.
Did you...?
Did you...?
Did your husband kill your brother?
Did your husband kill your brother?
Dixon!
Dixon!
Dixon. Dixon!
Dixon. Dixon!
Do not pull over. That's an order.
Do not pull over. That's an order.
Do not touch my I.R.L.
Do not touch my I.R.L.
Do you have a telephone on you?
Do you have a telephone on you?
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Do you know who Felipe Riva is?
Do you know who Felipe Riva is?
Do you think she has any snacks?
Do you think she has any snacks?
Does this look like a joke?
Does this look like a joke?
Don't Cooper this, Cooper.
Don't Cooper this, Cooper.
Don't ever talk about my father like that again.
Don't ever talk about my father like that again.
Don't forget everything I taught you.
Don't forget everything I taught you.
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't make me come up there!
Don't make me come up there!
Don't make me stop you.
Don't make me stop you.
Don't make me use this.
Don't make me use this.
Don't really know why.
Don't really know why.
Don't try and kill Cortez. I have a better idea.
Don't try and kill Cortez. I have a better idea.
Don't worry about her. Nobody knows we're here.
Don't worry about her. Nobody knows we're here.
Don't worry, Miss Riva.
Don't worry, Miss Riva.
Don't worry. They didn't see us.
Don't worry. They didn't see us.
Don't you walk away until I get a second date.
Don't you walk away until I get a second date.
Done. Let's go.
Done. Let's go.
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon!
Each seemed surprised to see each other. One set Latino, possible cartel.
Each seemed surprised to see each other. One set Latino, possible cartel.
Eh... Eh...
Eh... Eh...
Either come to Dallas, testify against Cortez before the grand jury...
Either come to Dallas, testify against Cortez before the grand jury...
Enjoying the Party.
Enjoying the Party.
Everybody in the state is looking for you.
Everybody in the state is looking for you.
Everything but your husband's gonna be fine.
Everything but your husband's gonna be fine.
Except I need you to drop us off at the nearest establishment...
Except I need you to drop us off at the nearest establishment...
Except this is the opposite, time is waiting for every man.
Except this is the opposite, time is waiting for every man.
Family is everything.
Family is everything.
Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.
Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.
Feminine what?
Feminine what?
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.
Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Following the slaying of lead witness, Felipe Riva...
Following the slaying of lead witness, Felipe Riva...
For example, that's probably something you could leave at home.
For example, that's probably something you could leave at home.
Forty!
Forty!
Freeze! Police!
Freeze! Police!
From here to Dallas, we ride in silence.
From here to Dallas, we ride in silence.
Get a move on. Come on.
Get a move on. Come on.
Get away from it, lady.
Get away from it, lady.
Get back in your car, sir! Get back in your vehicle.
Get back in your car, sir! Get back in your vehicle.
Get down!
Get down!
Get down.
Get down.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here. Go. Just go. Go.
Get out of here. Go. Just go. Go.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get to the car, radio for backup.
Get to the car, radio for backup.
Get up! Help me!
Get up! Help me!
Get your ass back in that cell!
Get your ass back in that cell!
Give it!
Give it!
Give me one of those.
Give me one of those.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go home.
Go home.
Go on.
Go on.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.
Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.
Go, go, go! You help us.
Go, go, go! You help us.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
God, I'm gonna miss her.
God, I'm gonna miss her.
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it.
Got you.
Got you.
Ha ha ha. Did you give him a pirate key?
Ha ha ha. Did you give him a pirate key?
Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.
Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.
Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.
Hauser, you don't wanna do this. You've already killed one fellow officer today.
Hauser!
Hauser!
He begged for his life.
He begged for his life.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
He had it on his left wrist.
He had it on his left wrist.
He has an ankle monitor.
He has an ankle monitor.
He has people on his payroll everywhere.
He has people on his payroll everywhere.
He is known as The Bank of Bogotá, The Tender Tender...
He is known as The Bank of Bogotá, The Tender Tender...
He just wanted to sit in the front seat!
He just wanted to sit in the front seat!
He killed my brother.
He killed my brother.
He killed the only family I had.
He killed the only family I had.
He went to the police for help...
He went to the police for help...
He, hey. Coop, we got this.
He, hey. Coop, we got this.
He's a criminal.
He's a criminal.
He's probably an investment banker in Miami.
He's probably an investment banker in Miami.
Heh, heh. Mrs. Riva's constant use of her physical assets...
Heh, heh. Mrs. Riva's constant use of her physical assets...
Heh. I don't have dinner with dirty cops, so I guess that makes us even.
Heh. I don't have dinner with dirty cops, so I guess that makes us even.
Hello, Miss Riva.
Hello, Miss Riva.
Hello? Randy?
Hello? Randy?
Help her! Get her up!
Help her! Get her up!
Her comadre is here.
Her comadre is here.
Here we go. I have a tendency to be hyper focused...
Here we go. I have a tendency to be hyper focused...
Here, read a book.
Here, read a book.
Here.
Here.
Here's a blanket.
Here's a blanket.
Hey, are y'all okay?
Hey, are y'all okay?
Hey, come on!
Hey, come on!
Hey, I think I hear something over here.
Hey, I think I hear something over here.
Hey, I was just coming...
Hey, I was just coming...
Hey, mamacita, where you going?
Hey, mamacita, where you going?
Hey, out of the way.
Hey, out of the way.
Hey, you know what? I gotta see something.
Hey, you know what? I gotta see something.
Hey! Get out of the way.
Hey! Get out of the way.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey. I was named after that song.
Hey. I was named after that song.
Hey. You forgot to pay your bill.
Hey. You forgot to pay your bill.
Hi, I want to get in this bus.
Hi, I want to get in this bus.
Hold on, Reese. We're checking something.
Hold on, Reese. We're checking something.
Honey bunny!
Honey bunny!
How about...
How about...
How are we supposed to pay without him seeing our faces?
How are we supposed to pay without him seeing our faces?
How could they?
How could they?
How did it go?
How did it go?
How did you get in here?
How did you get in here?
How did you...?
How did you...?
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
How much baking powder?
How much baking powder?
How much is that bag worth?
How much is that bag worth?
How the hell you understand her?
How the hell you understand her?
How you say in English?
How you say in English?
How'd you get my gun?
How'd you get my gun?
How's that a better idea?
How's that a better idea?
Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!
Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Hurry, let's go!
Hurry, let's go!
Hurry!
Hurry!
I already know the ending.
I already know the ending.
I am 5' 2.
I am 5' 2.
I am a police officer. She's a federal witness in my protective custody.
I am a police officer. She's a federal witness in my protective custody.
I am a sitting goose out here!
I am a sitting goose out here!
I am a widow!
I am a widow!
I am announcing my entrance into your private domicile.
I am announcing my entrance into your private domicile.
I am going to be in Mexico...
I am going to be in Mexico...
I am not going anywhere without this.
I am not going anywhere without this.
I am not going to dignify that statement with a response.
I am not going to dignify that statement with a response.
I am not saying thank you!
I am not saying thank you!
I am talking on the phone.
I am talking on the phone.
I am warning you!
I am warning you!
I am, however, responsible for you...
I am, however, responsible for you...
I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.
I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.
I called dispatch 20 minutes ago. If they were leaving from the precinct...
I called dispatch 20 minutes ago. If they were leaving from the precinct...
I can assure you...
I can assure you...
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm actually having fun with you.
I can't believe I'm saying this. I'm actually having fun with you.
I can't believe that you broke your little book of rules for me.
I can't believe that you broke your little book of rules for me.
I can't believe this happened again!
I can't believe this happened again!
I can't do this normally.
I can't do this normally.
I can't let him live.
I can't let him live.
I can't reach the pedals.
I can't reach the pedals.
I can't remember my next line.
I can't remember my next line.
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't sleep knowing she might kill somebody or...
I can't sleep knowing she might kill somebody or...
I could get you a room. I know people there.
I could get you a room. I know people there.
I could get you a room. I know people there.
I could get you a room. I know people there.
I could knit a sweater or a sleeping bag or a whole house. Need curtains?
I could knit a sweater or a sleeping bag or a whole house. Need curtains?
I did not just Cooper this.
I did not just Cooper this.
I did not underestimate you. I overestimated you.
I did not underestimate you. I overestimated you.
I didn't even see that.
I didn't even see that.
I didn't give it to you...
I didn't give it to you...
I didn't kill Felipe.
I didn't kill Felipe.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I dig it.
I dig it.
I do not believe they'll let you leave in that outfit.
I do not believe they'll let you leave in that outfit.
I do? How?
I do? How?
I don't even know what that is. That's horrifying.
I don't even know what that is. That's horrifying.
I don't have a fake mustache.
I don't have a fake mustache.
I don't have meals with convicted felons.
I don't have meals with convicted felons.
I don't know why I'd want advice from you, anyway.
I don't know why I'd want advice from you, anyway.
I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.
I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.
I don't think I can make it.
I don't think I can make it.
I don't think...
I don't think...
I don't wanna hear it out of you. I don't wanna hear anything out of you.
I don't wanna hear it out of you. I don't wanna hear anything out of you.
I failed.
I failed.
I feel like the cheese fell off my cracker.
I feel like the cheese fell off my cracker.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
I get to kill him?
I get to kill him?
I got it!
I got it!
I got stuck!
I got stuck!
I gotta calm down.
I gotta calm down.
I gotta find us a phone.
I gotta find us a phone.
I gotta get my name back.
I gotta get my name back.
I guess it is a little bit funny.
I guess it is a little bit funny.
I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...
I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...
I had a stroke.
I had a stroke.
I have a better idea.
I have a better idea.
I have a job to do, except now it's different.
I have a job to do, except now it's different.
I have a tendency to attract men who run away from me.
I have a tendency to attract men who run away from me.
I have been set up, shot at, and hunted down.
I have been set up, shot at, and hunted down.
I have been waiting for six years for this moment...
I have been waiting for six years for this moment...
I have got to contact my precinct.
I have got to contact my precinct.
I have lost my radio, so you're gonna have to call 911.
I have lost my radio, so you're gonna have to call 911.
I have seen your underwear.
I have seen your underwear.
I heard you took a bullet.
I heard you took a bullet.
I hope you don't have a third sister.
I hope you don't have a third sister.
I imagine a burning sensation in the little guy's genital region.
I imagine a burning sensation in the little guy's genital region.
I just don't understand. I just feel like it doesn't make any sense.
I just don't understand. I just feel like it doesn't make any sense.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
I just saved your life!
I just saved your life!
I just took a bullet for you!
I just took a bullet for you!
I know everything I need to know.
I know everything I need to know.
I know everything you said about me.
I know everything you said about me.
I know it seems hard to believe, but there's more to her than you think.
I know it seems hard to believe, but there's more to her than you think.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.
I know she looks like she can't protect nothing...
I know she looks like she can't protect nothing...
I know what I did wrong with my cousin, Eugenio.
I know what I did wrong with my cousin, Eugenio.
I know who you are.
I know who you are.
I know you're mad, but can we just talk about this reasonably?
I know you're mad, but can we just talk about this reasonably?
I know you've been wanting to get off the bench.
I know you've been wanting to get off the bench.
I let you get to second base with me...
I let you get to second base with me...
I like a lot of coverage.
I like a lot of coverage.
I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?
I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?
I mean, I could kiss you right now.
I mean, I could kiss you right now.
I need a taxi. Sorry, this is important.
I need a taxi. Sorry, this is important.
I never promised you a rose garden
I never promised you a rose garden
I opened it, there was a live raccoon in there. It could've had rabies.
I opened it, there was a live raccoon in there. It could've had rabies.
I packed it...
I packed it...
I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.
I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.
I really thought this one was gonna work out.
I really thought this one was gonna work out.
I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.
I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.
I said you're free to go!
I said you're free to go!
I saw you on TV.
I saw you on TV.
I told you to stay away from me.
I told you to stay away from me.
I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.
I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.
I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.
I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.
I took that turn way too fast.
I took that turn way too fast.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
I want to thank you for your loyalty.
I want to thank you for your loyalty.
I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.
I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.
I was following protocol, sir.
I was following protocol, sir.
I was gonna say that. That's what I was gonna say. Um...
I was gonna say that. That's what I was gonna say. Um...
I was gonna say, How does it feel being a glorified secretary?
I was gonna say, How does it feel being a glorified secretary?
I was just going to get away from Felipe and start alone on my own.
I was just going to get away from Felipe and start alone on my own.
I was just saying, all I ever wanted was to be just like him.
I was just saying, all I ever wanted was to be just like him.
I was Miss Plantain, 2004.
I was Miss Plantain, 2004.
I was saying you are not a criminal.
I was saying you are not a criminal.
I will be out in a few hours.
I will be out in a few hours.
I will never miss my daughter's birthday.
I will never miss my daughter's birthday.
I will say a prayer for him.
I will say a prayer for him.
I woke up this morning and my partner was killed.
I woke up this morning and my partner was killed.
I would hate to see you dead.
I would hate to see you dead.
I would think that you would love the minibar.
I would think that you would love the minibar.
I'd like that.
I'd like that.
I'll be a woman, and you'll be a cowboy.
I'll be a woman, and you'll be a cowboy.
I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.
I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.
I'll get you... Seriously, motherf...
I'll get you... Seriously, motherf...
I'll have her back by 8:00.
I'll have her back by 8:00.
I'll have you know, too, I've also broken some other rules.
I'll have you know, too, I've also broken some other rules.
I'll run your plates!
I'll run your plates!
I'll turn on the TV for you.
I'll turn on the TV for you.
I'm asking you for the last time.
I'm asking you for the last time.
I'm breaking a 10 66 right now.
I'm breaking a 10 66 right now.
I'm filled with adrenaline. Look how high I can jump.
I'm filled with adrenaline. Look how high I can jump.
I'm getting sick now.
I'm getting sick now.
I'm going to cut his foot off.
I'm going to cut his foot off.
I'm going to miss you.
I'm going to miss you.
I'm gonna check the back.
I'm gonna check the back.
I'm gonna give you the Heimlich, all right?
I'm gonna give you the Heimlich, all right?
I'm gonna go and assume that means, Thanks for saving my life.
I'm gonna go and assume that means, Thanks for saving my life.
I'm gonna go get cleaned up.
I'm gonna go get cleaned up.
I'm gonna need a taxi to Dallas.
I'm gonna need a taxi to Dallas.
I'm gonna pull my body up, and push it out the window.
I'm gonna pull my body up, and push it out the window.
I'm here for you, cariño.
I'm here for you, cariño.
I'm in a very difficult work situation...
I'm in a very difficult work situation...
I'm just saying that I wouldn't let the fact that you have a little cuca...
I'm just saying that I wouldn't let the fact that you have a little cuca...
I'm not going to Dallas.
I'm not going to Dallas.
I'm not so sure about this Witness Protection anymore.
I'm not so sure about this Witness Protection anymore.
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
I'm putting all of that in evidence.
I'm putting all of that in evidence.
I'm Randy.
I'm Randy.
I'm so sor...
I'm so sor...
I'm so sorry for your loss.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
I'm so thirsty. It's like my body's a desert.
I'm so thirsty. It's like my body's a desert.
I'm sor... Actually, I thought you were an urban myth.
I'm sor... Actually, I thought you were an urban myth.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I know you don't like me. But I'm sure you don't want me to get killed!
I'm sorry. I know you don't like me. But I'm sure you don't want me to get killed!
I'm the biggest fan they have, I wanna get up close and personal with them.
I'm the biggest fan they have, I wanna get up close and personal with them.
I'm trying. It's more far for me.
I'm trying. It's more far for me.
I'm underneath a deer and with my head up your ass.
I'm underneath a deer and with my head up your ass.
I'm wearing black shoes.
I'm wearing black shoes.
I've been looking all over for you.
I've been looking all over for you.
If I could get to that cell phone, I could call Captain Emmett.
If I could get to that cell phone, I could call Captain Emmett.
If I go to Ohio, can my wife go to...
If I go to Ohio, can my wife go to...
If we get to Dallas and you don't wanna testify, you can go straight to jail.
If we get to Dallas and you don't wanna testify, you can go straight to jail.
If you pull that trigger, you'll go to jail for the rest of your life.
If you pull that trigger, you'll go to jail for the rest of your life.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
In the line of duty.
In the line of duty.
Instead of being my witness, you're my prisoner.
Instead of being my witness, you're my prisoner.
Intense? Intense how?
Intense? Intense how?
Is everybody okay back there?
Is everybody okay back there?
Is it hot in here? It feels like the surface of the sun.
Is it hot in here? It feels like the surface of the sun.
Is she breathing?
Is she breathing?
Is that our bus driver?
Is that our bus driver?
Is that part of the tour?
Is that part of the tour?
Is that the remote?
Is that the remote?
Is this a joke?
Is this a joke?
It depends on how the commodities are trading at the moment.
It depends on how the commodities are trading at the moment.
It does not smell. It is not a real deer. It's a decoy.
It does not smell. It is not a real deer. It's a decoy.
It is from the horse family.
It is from the horse family.
It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.
It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.
It is my mission to protect you.
It is my mission to protect you.
It looks like we just need some water and we'll be good to go.
It looks like we just need some water and we'll be good to go.
It never does.
It never does.
It seems to be a Buddha, sitting on a wave.
It seems to be a Buddha, sitting on a wave.
It seems to be a longhorn.
It seems to be a longhorn.
It shreds, huh?
It shreds, huh?
It smells in here.
It smells in here.
It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.
It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.
It was a mess in there.
It was a mess in there.
It was not my fault.
It was not my fault.
It was worth the wait.
It was worth the wait.
It works best if you put it in the upper thigh.
It works best if you put it in the upper thigh.
It's a cow.
It's a cow.
It's a longhorn.
It's a longhorn.
It's day, right? It's like Vegas.
It's day, right? It's like Vegas.
It's gonna be okay. Just sit down.
It's gonna be okay. Just sit down.
It's Hauser.
It's Hauser.
It's here in my tighty whities.
It's here in my tighty whities.
It's in my hair!
It's in my hair!
It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!
It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!
It's like being in love with some tiny little brick wall.
It's like being in love with some tiny little brick wall.
It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.
It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.
It's normal to seek comfort in your time, and to look to God or to Jesus...
It's normal to seek comfort in your time, and to look to God or to Jesus...
It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.
It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.
It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.
It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.
It's stuck.
It's stuck.
It's tight in here.
It's tight in here.
It's time for you to go home and get some sleep.
It's time for you to go home and get some sleep.
It's time to make your father proud.
It's time to make your father proud.
It's white gold and diamonds.
It's white gold and diamonds.
Jail is not good enough for that animal.
Jail is not good enough for that animal.
Jue madre, this is your first day?
Jue madre, this is your first day?
Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!
Just fall on me like a sack of potatoes!
Just gonna need a lot of bags, a huge label maker...
Just gonna need a lot of bags, a huge label maker...
Just in time to get my head blown off.
Just in time to get my head blown off.
Just make the noise.
Just make the noise.
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
Just someone who likes a lot of stuff.
Just someone who likes a lot of stuff.
Just that all I ever...
Just that all I ever...
Just try not to get all in your head about it, okay?
Just try not to get all in your head about it, okay?
Keep doing the sounds.
Keep doing the sounds.
Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.
Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Keep your teeth in your mouth, butts in your seats.
Keep your teeth in your mouth, butts in your seats.
Keys. I got keys.
Keys. I got keys.
Ladies and gentleman, Miss Teresa Cortez!
Ladies and gentleman, Miss Teresa Cortez!
Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.
Law enforcement officials have called him untouchable until now.
Law enforcement officials have called him untouchable until now.
Let me do it again.
Let me do it again.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let me see your ID.
Let me see your ID.
Let's do it like that.
Let's do it like that.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's spread out! Search the house!
Let's spread out! Search the house!
Like cracking the eggs...
Like cracking the eggs...
Like I said, Throw it in the river!
Like I said, Throw it in the river!
Like, there has to be some sort of explanation.
Like, there has to be some sort of explanation.
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Look at this photo.
Look at this photo.
Look at you. You're teeny tiny. You're like a little dog I can put in my purse.
Look at you. You're teeny tiny. You're like a little dog I can put in my purse.
Look, I can help you. Just let me.
Look, I can help you. Just let me.
Look, the thing is, today is your lucky day.
Look, the thing is, today is your lucky day.
Look, you're now clear of all charges.
Look, you're now clear of all charges.
Looking for two female fugitives.
Looking for two female fugitives.
Looks like night in here, but I know it's day.
Looks like night in here, but I know it's day.
Maybe call it my hot button issue, if you like.
Maybe call it my hot button issue, if you like.
Maybe now you'll be on the straight and narrow.
Maybe now you'll be on the straight and narrow.
Me? What kind of pendejo cop are you?
Me? What kind of pendejo cop are you?
Meanwhile, law enforcement officials are forced to stand and watch...
Meanwhile, law enforcement officials are forced to stand and watch...
Meet me in the next room...
Meet me in the next room...
Miss Riva.
Miss Riva.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
More like a jumpsuit. Heh.
More like a jumpsuit. Heh.
Mostly yes.
Mostly yes.
Move along.
Move along.
Move forward to the double cones.
Move forward to the double cones.
Move it. Move.
Move it. Move.
Move your ponytail! I can't see!
Move your ponytail! I can't see!
Move!
Move!
Move! Move!
Move! Move!
Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.
Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.
Mrs. Riva!
Mrs. Riva!
Mrs. Riva!
Mrs. Riva!
Mrs. Riva?
Mrs. Riva?
Mrs. Riva?
Mrs. Riva?
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva.
Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.
Mrs. Riva. Listen to me, Miss Riva.
Mrs. Riva...
Mrs. Riva...
Must have gotten lost in evidence.
Must have gotten lost in evidence.
My boobs? No.
My boobs? No.
My chestal what?
My chestal what?
My cousin Rosa lost two fingers trying to snatch this from my head.
My cousin Rosa lost two fingers trying to snatch this from my head.
My father trusted you.
My father trusted you.
My finger! Oh, God!
My finger! Oh, God!
My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...
My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...
My God. We have to get out of here.
My God. We have to get out of here.
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.
My husband has the same kind.
My husband has the same kind.
My husband just got murdered...
My husband just got murdered...
My name is Nancy...
My name is Nancy...
My name is Rose.
My name is Rose.
My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.
My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.
Never.
Never.
News out of Texas: A huge break...
News out of Texas: A huge break...
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
Nice. Nice police work, Mr. Cherlocks Holmes.
Nice. Nice police work, Mr. Cherlocks Holmes.
No, I am recording all pertinent details...
No, I am recording all pertinent details...
No, I think he's just drunk.
No, I think he's just drunk.
No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.
No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.
No, ma'am, I do not have any feminine toiletries on me.
No, ma'am, I do not have any feminine toiletries on me.
No, Mrs. Riva, I did not mean that.
No, Mrs. Riva, I did not mean that.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no! Your hand's in my face.
No, no! Your hand's in my face.
No, no. I was doing a thing like:
No, no. I was doing a thing like:
No, that doesn't make any sense.
No, that doesn't make any sense.
No, you didn't. You kept her alive.
No, you didn't. You kept her alive.
No, you see, once a month, my uterus sheds it's lining.
No, you see, once a month, my uterus sheds it's lining.
No, you stupid idiot. I'm hiding.
No, you stupid idiot. I'm hiding.
No, you're not gonna need your weapon right now.
No, you're not gonna need your weapon right now.
No! I am the mother effing police! Don't you see?
No! I am the mother effing police! Don't you see?
No! I'm not going anywhere without my suitcase!
No! I'm not going anywhere without my suitcase!
No! I'm on duty, and that is a very difficult work situation in there...
No! I'm on duty, and that is a very difficult work situation in there...
No! My bag!
No! My bag!
No! Scratch that!
No! Scratch that!
No! Shove it all the way in! Do it like I showed you.
No! Shove it all the way in! Do it like I showed you.
No.
No.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
No. Those are men's shoes.
No. Those are men's shoes.
No. What?
No. What?
Not for long.
Not for long.
Not look exactly like that picture of you on TV. Oh, my God.
Not look exactly like that picture of you on TV. Oh, my God.
Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...
Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...
Notebook. That's a notebook.
Notebook. That's a notebook.
Now give me the key, I'm leaving.
Now give me the key, I'm leaving.
Now go get me food before I pass out.
Now go get me food before I pass out.
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Now you will do the same.
Now you will do the same.
Now you're mouthing the words.
Now you're mouthing the words.
Now, I'm just gonna bang everybody's brains out in there...
Now, I'm just gonna bang everybody's brains out in there...
Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...
Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...
Now, you just settle down and tell me:
Now, you just settle down and tell me:
Of the tampon variety.
Of the tampon variety.
Officer Cooper here for a Bravo 6971.
Officer Cooper here for a Bravo 6971.
Officer Cooper is 4' 9.
Officer Cooper is 4' 9.
Officer Cooper is described as 5' tall with blond hair.
Officer Cooper is described as 5' tall with blond hair.
Officer Cooper knows the right thing to do...
Officer Cooper knows the right thing to do...
Officer Cooper, report to Captain Emmett's office.
Officer Cooper, report to Captain Emmett's office.
Officer? Two officers.
Officer? Two officers.
Oh, a 10 41 Apple. Copy that.
Oh, a 10 41 Apple. Copy that.
Oh, cut it out.
Oh, cut it out.
Oh, God, this is happening.
Oh, God, this is happening.
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton picking minute!
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton picking minute!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. It's a person.
Oh, God. It's a person.
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Oh, he's cute.
Oh, he's cute.
Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.
Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.
Oh, I saw you.
Oh, I saw you.
Oh, it's working wonderful.
Oh, it's working wonderful.
Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.
Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I can't.
Oh, my God. I can't.
Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it.
Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it.
Oh, my God. I just don't understand.
Oh, my God. I just don't understand.
Oh, my God. Mrs. Riva. Are you wounded?
Oh, my God. Mrs. Riva. Are you wounded?
Oh, my gosh! He totally photobombed you.
Oh, my gosh! He totally photobombed you.
Oh, never mind. Come on!
Oh, never mind. Come on!
Oh, no, I didn't say that.
Oh, no, I didn't say that.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call a 10 545?
Oh, no? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call a 10 545?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, so I only care about stuff.
Oh, so I only care about stuff.
Oh, so your name is Bad Song?
Oh, so your name is Bad Song?
Oh, thank God. Here come the cavalry.
Oh, thank God. Here come the cavalry.
Oh, that's my underwear.
Oh, that's my underwear.
Oh, wait, that was a joke.
Oh, wait, that was a joke.
Oh, what, it's police procedure to touch all his man parts?
Oh, what, it's police procedure to touch all his man parts?
Oh, yes, of course. Section 290.
Oh, yes, of course. Section 290.
Oh, yes, that is me.
Oh, yes, that is me.
Oh, you are gonna make it.
Oh, you are gonna make it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Well, then that shouldn't be a f...
Oh. Well, then that shouldn't be a f...
Oh. Yeah, I've heard that before.
Oh. Yeah, I've heard that before.
Okay, but we're going over 30 miles over the speed limit...
Okay, but we're going over 30 miles over the speed limit...
Okay, he did bleed to death two days later...
Okay, he did bleed to death two days later...
Okay, how about you try something completely different...
Okay, how about you try something completely different...
Okay, I gotta go.
Okay, I gotta go.
Okay, I might've Coopered him a little.
Okay, I might've Coopered him a little.
Okay, last call.
Okay, last call.
Okay, okay, Officer Scarface, just keep it together.
Okay, okay, Officer Scarface, just keep it together.
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
Okay, we'll dispatch officers to bring you in immediately.
Okay, we'll dispatch officers to bring you in immediately.
Okay, welcome aboard.
Okay, welcome aboard.
Okay! Okay.
Okay! Okay.
Okay! You have two choices: You can stay here and mess with us...
Okay! You have two choices: You can stay here and mess with us...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Copy that.
Okay. Copy that.
Okay. I think I got him.
Okay. I think I got him.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Old lady? Su madre.
Old lady? Su madre.
One 10 12 and two 10 60s.
One 10 12 and two 10 60s.
One for the road, honey.
One for the road, honey.
One, two.
One, two.
Open the bag!
Open the bag!
Open up!
Open up!
Or a bottle of barbecue sauce guarded by two snakes.
Or a bottle of barbecue sauce guarded by two snakes.
Or a snowman, melting in the rain.
Or a snowman, melting in the rain.
Or it could've had worse.
Or it could've had worse.
Or make a lightning rod! A hat!
Or make a lightning rod! A hat!
Or the chestal area.
Or the chestal area.
Or, a 75 49?
Or, a 75 49?
Or, I could drive you.
Or, I could drive you.
Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...
Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...
Out of my way, man.
Out of my way, man.
Out of the way!
Out of the way!
Out of the way!
Out of the way!
Penis! Oh, my God.
Penis! Oh, my God.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please make sure your headphones are plugged in...
Please make sure your headphones are plugged in...
Please, I'm always going to have some curves.
Please, I'm always going to have some curves.
Please, please. Stop.
Please, please. Stop.
Please.
Please.
Plus, you know, I'm the good kind of felon.
Plus, you know, I'm the good kind of felon.
Plus, you know...
Plus, you know...
Police officer coming through! Get out of the way! Move your vehicle!
Police officer coming through! Get out of the way! Move your vehicle!
Police officer coming through.
Police officer coming through.
Possibly a peanut in a puddle.
Possibly a peanut in a puddle.
Pretty good for a secretary.
Pretty good for a secretary.
Protocol states that you only need to pack the essentials, ma'am.
Protocol states that you only need to pack the essentials, ma'am.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Raccoon herpes.
Raccoon herpes.
Real sure.
Real sure.
Remain in your personal vehicle.
Remain in your personal vehicle.
Right.
Right.
Riva and his wife are gonna testify against Cortez.
Riva and his wife are gonna testify against Cortez.
Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.
Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.
Rose.
Rose.
San Diego.
San Diego.
Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!
Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!
Scratch that.
Scratch that.
Second, Elsa Muñez, I hope you're watching on YouTube...
Second, Elsa Muñez, I hope you're watching on YouTube...
See that?
See that?
See, that's your problem.
See, that's your problem.
See?
See?
She did not take a bullet.
She did not take a bullet.
She has to be here for your wife. She ready to go?
She has to be here for your wife. She ready to go?
She is not wrong. If we get there too early, we will be sitting ducks.
She is not wrong. If we get there too early, we will be sitting ducks.
She just slowed it down.
She just slowed it down.
She killed a U.S. Marshal. Prepare to shoot on sight.
She killed a U.S. Marshal. Prepare to shoot on sight.
She was last seen fleeing the scene in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible.
She was last seen fleeing the scene in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible.
She's a criminal mastermind now?
She's a criminal mastermind now?
She's clear.
She's clear.
She's gonna kill Cortez at his daughter's quinceañera.
She's gonna kill Cortez at his daughter's quinceañera.
She's such a good driver.
She's such a good driver.
Shit mouth?
Shit mouth?
Shoes. You're gonna get us killed over some shoes?
Shoes. You're gonna get us killed over some shoes?
Shut up and untie this cheap bracelet.
Shut up and untie this cheap bracelet.
Shut up! Go up!
Shut up! Go up!
Shut up! Go!
Shut up! Go!
Shut up. We gotta go find Randy.
Shut up. We gotta go find Randy.
Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.
Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.
Since 1989, he's responsible for all their finances, a.k.a., money laundering.
Since 1989, he's responsible for all their finances, a.k.a., money laundering.
Since when is it illegal to dance naked...
Since when is it illegal to dance naked...
Slow down!
Slow down!
So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, fine.
So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, fine.
So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, take me.
So if you want to take me to Dallas to die, take me.
So nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you.
So please take me to a bathroom right now...
So please take me to a bathroom right now...
So that's why you always act like a little man.
So that's why you always act like a little man.
So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?
So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?
So why don't you let me drive and you can get in the back.
So why don't you let me drive and you can get in the back.
So you had your husband killed?
So you had your husband killed?
So you only got two choices:
So you only got two choices:
So you're driving a car?
So you're driving a car?
So you're just gonna squish it way down there.
So you're just gonna squish it way down there.
Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.
Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.
Some sex type action. Giving and receiving of sex.
Some sex type action. Giving and receiving of sex.
Something bad happened to the phone.
Something bad happened to the phone.
Son of a...
Son of a...
Sorry, boys. I'd like to keep talking with y'all, but the captain needs me.
Sorry, boys. I'd like to keep talking with y'all, but the captain needs me.
Sorry! Sorry! Okay.
Sorry! Sorry! Okay.
Sources say a cartel insider...
Sources say a cartel insider...
Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is likely to be celebrating her quinceañera...
Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is likely to be celebrating her quinceañera...
Speed up! Speed up!
Speed up! Speed up!
Standard issue black shoes.
Standard issue black shoes.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!
Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!
Suit yourself.
Suit yourself.
Sweetie pie.
Sweetie pie.
Take me home!
Take me home!
Taller.
Taller.
Tell me why that bag's so heavy.
Tell me why that bag's so heavy.
Teresa!
Teresa!
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank you for protecting me.
Thank you for protecting me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, deputy.
Thank you, deputy.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That bellhop looked at me funny.
That bellhop looked at me funny.
That civilian came out of nowhere and said, Shotgun, and I did not know...
That civilian came out of nowhere and said, Shotgun, and I did not know...
That I tried to escape doesn't mean that the story's not true.
That I tried to escape doesn't mean that the story's not true.
That is not what a deer says. If it says anything, it sounds like this:
That is not what a deer says. If it says anything, it sounds like this:
That is so dirty and disgusting!
That is so dirty and disgusting!
That is the number one way we track runners.
That is the number one way we track runners.
That means a dream. One second.
That means a dream. One second.
That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.
That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.
That was really sexy.
That was really sexy.
That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.
That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.
That's bullshit. I'm calling the cops.
That's bullshit. I'm calling the cops.
That's disgusting.
That's disgusting.
That's how my husband smuggled money into this country...
That's how my husband smuggled money into this country...
That's just rude.
That's just rude.
That's no underwear, that's a diaper!
That's no underwear, that's a diaper!
That's real contagious.
That's real contagious.
That's supposed to be a key. I think this goes into the patootie.
That's supposed to be a key. I think this goes into the patootie.
The dog doesn't have the finger.
The dog doesn't have the finger.
The dog...
The dog...
The Indian casino.
The Indian casino.
The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.
The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.
The officer is considered armed and extremely dangerous.
The officer is considered armed and extremely dangerous.
The other set Caucasian...
The other set Caucasian...
The reason I came was as follows:
The reason I came was as follows:
The Richards Rule.
The Richards Rule.
The tattoo was a longhorn.
The tattoo was a longhorn.
The things inside must feel so normal in your little hands.
The things inside must feel so normal in your little hands.
The two female fugitives are still on the lam. Police are...
The two female fugitives are still on the lam. Police are...
The U.S. Government has you trafficking on tape.
The U.S. Government has you trafficking on tape.
Then 911.
Then 911.
Then I'm not going anywhere.
Then I'm not going anywhere.
Then two 10 2...
Then two 10 2...
Then you have to stop treating me like I am a criminal.
Then you have to stop treating me like I am a criminal.
There are cops that understand the gray area...
There are cops that understand the gray area...
There it is.
There it is.
There were two sets of gunmen.
There were two sets of gunmen.
There you are!
There you are!
There, I got it. Okay! Okay!
There, I got it. Okay! Okay!
There's a lining in there?
There's a lining in there?
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
There's a window. I'll go first.
There's a window. I'll go first.
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes
There's gotta be a little rain sometimes
There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
There's no major damage here. You're free to go.
These are clumsy and impractical.
These are clumsy and impractical.
These are gifts from my brother in Colombia. These are the only things I have left from him.
These are gifts from my brother in Colombia. These are the only things I have left from him.
These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.
These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.
They got three quarters a tank of gas.
They got three quarters a tank of gas.
They think I am traveling with a fugitive.
They think I am traveling with a fugitive.
They think I committed a crime? I gotta get to Dallas and clear this up.
They think I committed a crime? I gotta get to Dallas and clear this up.
They think I'm traveling with a fugitive.
They think I'm traveling with a fugitive.
They tried to seduce me with some lesbian stuff...
They tried to seduce me with some lesbian stuff...
They were supposed to go in to kidnap me, take me out of there.
They were supposed to go in to kidnap me, take me out of there.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
They're looking for two ladies, right? Well, this is three people.
They're looking for two ladies, right? Well, this is three people.
They're not just shoes.
They're not just shoes.
They're the gunmen. The guys in the masks.
They're the gunmen. The guys in the masks.
Think about what you're doing.
Think about what you're doing.
This could be perfect. We have to change.
This could be perfect. We have to change.
This is a suicide mission.
This is a suicide mission.
This is dangerous and could hurt someone.
This is dangerous and could hurt someone.
This is Deputy U.S. Marshal Jackson. I'm here for you and your husband.
This is Deputy U.S. Marshal Jackson. I'm here for you and your husband.
This is my banjo hand!
This is my banjo hand!
This is not funny. That's my gun and it's police property.
This is not funny. That's my gun and it's police property.
This is Rachel profiling.
This is Rachel profiling.
This is too dangerous.
This is too dangerous.
This is what happens...
This is what happens...
This is where I go down!
This is where I go down!
This isn't our jurisdiction. It's the DEA's problem now.
This isn't our jurisdiction. It's the DEA's problem now.
Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...
Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...
Try not to fall in love with me.
Try not to fall in love with me.
Try to stay calm.
Try to stay calm.
Trying to show him I love you. I'm distracting him so he won't call the cops!
Trying to show him I love you. I'm distracting him so he won't call the cops!
Turn around.
Turn around.
Twelve.
Twelve.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. And I can't be a lesbian because she's so unattractive...
Uh huh. And I can't be a lesbian because she's so unattractive...
Uh, I'll have her back by 10:00.
Uh, I'll have her back by 10:00.
Uh, Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.
Uh, Mrs. Riva is having some problems with some lady business.
Unacceptable. Now hand it over!
Unacceptable. Now hand it over!
Under tribal law, police ain't got jurisdiction.
Under tribal law, police ain't got jurisdiction.
Used correctly, bottle openers can jack tires and pick door locks.
Used correctly, bottle openers can jack tires and pick door locks.
Vicente Cortez, you're under arrest...
Vicente Cortez, you're under arrest...
Wait, he's coming back! Here he comes!
Wait, he's coming back! Here he comes!
Wait, what are you doing?
Wait, what are you doing?
Wanna dance?
Wanna dance?
Watch out! Take the shot!
Watch out! Take the shot!
Watch your head, detective.
Watch your head, detective.
Wayne's a snake in the grass. You think he heard me? I think he did.
Wayne's a snake in the grass. You think he heard me? I think he did.
We can put him away for good.
We can put him away for good.
We did it.
We did it.
We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle or something.
We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle or something.
We had a little fight but I'm sure you know whose fault it was.
We had a little fight but I'm sure you know whose fault it was.
We have got to get going.
We have got to get going.
We have to do something about it, captain.
We have to do something about it, captain.
We have to get out now. They're gonna kill us both.
We have to get out now. They're gonna kill us both.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
We made a good team.
We made a good team.
We need to make some deer noises.
We need to make some deer noises.
We'll have you in Dallas in three hours.
We'll have you in Dallas in three hours.
We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.
We're bakers. Toast, muffin, cakes.
We're gonna have to move quick.
We're gonna have to move quick.
We're gonna need this and this.
We're gonna need this and this.
We're gonna wait till he pulls over...
We're gonna wait till he pulls over...
We're just going outside to find someplace to talk.
We're just going outside to find someplace to talk.
We're keeping our relationship a bit under the radar.
We're keeping our relationship a bit under the radar.
We're nowhere near Dallas...
We're nowhere near Dallas...
We've gotta go!
We've gotta go!
Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.
Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.
Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.
Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I got you the sparkly stilettos to go out...
Well, I got you the sparkly stilettos to go out...
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...
Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...
Well, let me tell you something: She's my tiny little weird robot.
Well, let me tell you something: She's my tiny little weird robot.
Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.
Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.
Well, seems like you did very well for yourself.
Well, seems like you did very well for yourself.
Well, then, I got something to look forward to.
Well, then, I got something to look forward to.
Well, there was two of them. One was a real tall gal with a nice figure...
Well, there was two of them. One was a real tall gal with a nice figure...
Well, there's one thing you're gonna need either way:
Well, there's one thing you're gonna need either way:
Well, why do you look like Bruno Mars?
Well, why do you look like Bruno Mars?
Well...
Well...
What about my husband?
What about my husband?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? They charge an arm and a leg for that stuff.
What are you doing? They charge an arm and a leg for that stuff.
What do you think that you're...?
What do you think that you're...?
What I meant was, section 428 of the Texas State Penal Code...
What I meant was, section 428 of the Texas State Penal Code...
What I was trying to s...
What I was trying to s...
What I'm about to say cannot leave this room.
What I'm about to say cannot leave this room.
What is a deer noise?
What is a deer noise?
What is a pirate key?
What is a pirate key?
What is my word?
What is my word?
What is that white thing?
What is that white thing?
What is that?
What is that?
What is the furthest place from Ohio?
What is the furthest place from Ohio?
What shoes are you wearing, huh?
What shoes are you wearing, huh?
What the heck is this white stuff?
What the heck is this white stuff?
What the heck is this white stuff?
What the heck is this white stuff?
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
What, a hot girl can't read the whole...
What, a hot girl can't read the whole...
What, me?
What, me?
What, the white girl can't take a Spanish class in high school?
What, the white girl can't take a Spanish class in high school?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? I told you it wasn't mine! I told you not to steal something!
What? I told you it wasn't mine! I told you not to steal something!
What? The brown lady cannot read a book?
What? The brown lady cannot read a book?
What? This?
What? This?
What? What?
What? What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's in there, anyway?
What's in there, anyway?
What's taking so long?
What's taking so long?
What's the problem?
What's the problem?
What's this made of? Platinum?
What's this made of? Platinum?
When I said I had to leave early, you pulled your gun out on the table.
When I said I had to leave early, you pulled your gun out on the table.
When I was 5, my favorite color was blue. When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.
When I was 5, my favorite color was blue. When I was 6, my favorite color was plaid.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you in my time of need?
Where are you in my time of need?
Where are your men?
Where are your men?
Where is it? It's gotta be here somewhere.
Where is it? It's gotta be here somewhere.
Where the hell am I and who the hell are you?
Where the hell am I and who the hell are you?
Where'd that scumbag come from?
Where'd that scumbag come from?
Which is why only the three of us can know this.
Which is why only the three of us can know this.
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Who are you? What are you doing?
Who are you? What are you doing?
Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my truck?
Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my truck?
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Hold up.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Hold up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoo! It's hot!
Whoo! It's hot!
Why are you smiling at me?
Why are you smiling at me?
Why did you come back?
Why did you come back?
Why do you look like José Bieber?
Why do you look like José Bieber?
Why do you look like Marc Anthony?
Why do you look like Marc Anthony?
Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.
Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.
Why do you look like you're in Menudo?
Why do you look like you're in Menudo?
Why don't write this in your little diary:
Why don't write this in your little diary:
Why don't y'all hop in the back? We'll all ride together.
Why don't y'all hop in the back? We'll all ride together.
Why don't you go and commandeer some food from your cowboy boyfriend?
Why don't you go and commandeer some food from your cowboy boyfriend?
Why don't you go back to your tiny little desk and your tiny little life?
Why don't you go back to your tiny little desk and your tiny little life?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is your body like that?
Why is your body like that?
Why would you ask that?
Why would you ask that?
Why?
Why?
With a baseball bat, so...
With a baseball bat, so...
With a drink in his hand and as a free man.
With a drink in his hand and as a free man.
Y'all all right?
Y'all all right?
Yeah, I can, but you gotta stop pointing that thing at me.
Yeah, I can, but you gotta stop pointing that thing at me.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
Yeah, I need to report two suspicious women on my property.
Yeah, I need to report two suspicious women on my property.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. You all are wanted.
Yeah. You all are wanted.
Yep, her uterus.
Yep, her uterus.
Yes, because I've been tracking her cycle and cross referencing it to the lunar calendar.
Yes, because I've been tracking her cycle and cross referencing it to the lunar calendar.
Yes, but I'm not exactly sure where we're gonna put it.
Yes, but I'm not exactly sure where we're gonna put it.
Yes, but let me explain.
Yes, but let me explain.
Yes, I will have dinner with you.
Yes, I will have dinner with you.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.
Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! That's it.
Yes! That's it.
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
Yes. He is the top lieutenant in the Cortez cartel.
Yes. He is the top lieutenant in the Cortez cartel.
You and your perverted little mustache. Get out!
You and your perverted little mustache. Get out!
You are chatty.
You are chatty.
You are cute. You are cute.
You are cute. You are cute.
You are in a state of shock and you're not thinking clearly.
You are in a state of shock and you're not thinking clearly.
You are not gonna need all these shoes.
You are not gonna need all these shoes.
You are not taking these!
You are not taking these!
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.
You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.
You Cooper... You Cooper what?
You Cooper... You Cooper what?
You could be anywhere in the world right now.
You could be anywhere in the world right now.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
You do?
You do?
You don't deserve to know anything about him.
You don't deserve to know anything about him.
You don't even understand.
You don't even understand.
You don't even understand.
You don't even understand.
You don't follow orders, do you?
You don't follow orders, do you?
You don't have to do this, you know. We can put Cortez in jail.
You don't have to do this, you know. We can put Cortez in jail.
You don't... No! No!
You don't... No! No!
You done got thrown in the fire today.
You done got thrown in the fire today.
You encounter a lot of danger here, Coop?
You encounter a lot of danger here, Coop?
You get a chance to get out of the doghouse, and you with me, sweetie. Mm?
You get a chance to get out of the doghouse, and you with me, sweetie. Mm?
You go out first, and then I want you to go around and then wait.
You go out first, and then I want you to go around and then wait.
You got it.
You got it.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You have a bottle opener?
You have a bottle opener?
You have an officer down and four unidentified suspects.
You have an officer down and four unidentified suspects.
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
You have to be who you are. Own it.
You have to be who you are. Own it.
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
You have to stay here until backup arrives!
You have to stay here until backup arrives!
You have to stay here until backup arrives!
You have to stay here until backup arrives!
You have to stop treating me like I'm a stupid rookie cop...
You have to stop treating me like I'm a stupid rookie cop...
You have to take me home!
You have to take me home!
You kidnapped me. You broke my parole. What you gonna do, just leave me out here?
You kidnapped me. You broke my parole. What you gonna do, just leave me out here?
You killed my brother...
You killed my brother...
You know this. I could drive you.
You know this. I could drive you.
You know this. I could drive you.
You know this. I could drive you.
You know what is your problem?
You know what is your problem?
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You know what you should be thinking about? Your next beat.
You know what you should be thinking about? Your next beat.
You know, you seem different now.
You know, you seem different now.
You look like a sexy traffic cone.
You look like a sexy traffic cone.
You must of not seen me.
You must of not seen me.
You need to calm down, ma'am.
You need to calm down, ma'am.
You never accept that it's your fault.
You never accept that it's your fault.
You never talk about your feelings.
You never talk about your feelings.
You pervert.
You pervert.
You saved my life...
You saved my life...
You saved this old lady's life.
You saved this old lady's life.
You see, once a month my uterus shreds...
You see, once a month my uterus shreds...
You should've thought about that.
You should've thought about that.
You took a bullet for me? It went right through you and hit me!
You took a bullet for me? It went right through you and hit me!
You took down Vicente Cortez!
You took down Vicente Cortez!
You want me to go to Dallas?
You want me to go to Dallas?
You want me to wear a wire?
You want me to wear a wire?
You were not supposed to read that.
You were not supposed to read that.
You were supposed to go to Riva's...
You were supposed to go to Riva's...
You won't regret this. I promise.
You won't regret this. I promise.
You...
You...
You'd need over 80 pairs in there for it to weigh that much.
You'd need over 80 pairs in there for it to weigh that much.
You'd never heard someone calling shotgun to sit in the front?
You'd never heard someone calling shotgun to sit in the front?
You're Cooper? The Cooper?
You're Cooper? The Cooper?
You're cut from the same cloth as the best cop there ever was.
You're cut from the same cloth as the best cop there ever was.
You're gonna be dead before sundown.
You're gonna be dead before sundown.
You're gonna get your job back? And I am going to get dead!
You're gonna get your job back? And I am going to get dead!
You're gonna have to put your body back in the vehicle!
You're gonna have to put your body back in the vehicle!
You're gonna need this!
You're gonna need this!
You're just lucky to be alive. The good news is...
You're just lucky to be alive. The good news is...
You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?
You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?
You're kind of mean, and I only understand about 30 percent of what you're saying...
You're kind of mean, and I only understand about 30 percent of what you're saying...
You're more fun like this...
You're more fun like this...
You're not going to try to stop me.
You're not going to try to stop me.
You're out of the evidence room. Congratulations.
You're out of the evidence room. Congratulations.
You're pretending to be someone that you're not.
You're pretending to be someone that you're not.
You're requesting a detective.
You're requesting a detective.
You're small but freaking intense!
You're small but freaking intense!
You're so pretty.
You're so pretty.
You're the Cooper?
You're the Cooper?
You're working for a drug lord. You're killing people.
You're working for a drug lord. You're killing people.
You're writing me a ticket?
You're writing me a ticket?
Your brother was a coward...
Your brother was a coward...
Your father would be very proud.
Your father would be very proud.
Your hair.
Your hair.
8:30? 8:00.
8:30? 8:00.
10 30: officer in trouble.
10 30: officer in trouble.
10 30. Damn it!
10 30. Damn it!
10 31: shooting in progress.
10 31: shooting in progress.
10 32...
10 32...
10 45: I'm right and you're wrong.
10 45: I'm right and you're wrong.
10 80 the witness. Copy that.
10 80 the witness. Copy that.
4921 North Jefferson Road.
4921 North Jefferson Road.
...a woman? Perfect! And you can be a cowboy.
...a woman? Perfect! And you can be a cowboy.
...and I need the corky wedges, and I need... I have been in evidence for over three years.
...and I need the corky wedges, and I need... I have been in evidence for over three years.
...are gonna go with him. Me?
...are gonna go with him. Me?
...but calm down. I was in a fight or flight situation.
...but calm down. I was in a fight or flight situation.
...but I'll make it happen. Hola, housekeeping!
...but I'll make it happen. Hola, housekeeping!
...but it's true. Shh.
...but it's true. Shh.
...on my own street? Shut up!
...on my own street? Shut up!
...Reagan. Mm hm.
...Reagan. Mm hm.
...the sunscreen. The sunscreen. I remember!
...the sunscreen. The sunscreen. I remember!
...to get you to the courthouse. I know, by 8:00 a.m.
...to get you to the courthouse. I know, by 8:00 a.m.
...when there's a task at hand. Exactly. That there is your problem.
...when there's a task at hand. Exactly. That there is your problem.
...which is illegal. And also... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cooper, Cooper, Cooper.
...which is illegal. And also... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cooper, Cooper, Cooper.
...with a cocktail and a fake passport. I don't know what to do.
...with a cocktail and a fake passport. I don't know what to do.
Aah! Aah! Step on the brake!
Aah! Aah! Step on the brake!
Aah! Get out of the way!
Aah! Get out of the way!
Aah! Shouldn't have been this hard.
Aah! Shouldn't have been this hard.
Again. Again. We did it.
Again. Again. We did it.
All I ever wanted was... Mm.
All I ever wanted was... Mm.
And I love her. What are you doing?
And I love her. What are you doing?
Ay, no. No. Oh, no. No, no, no.
Ay, no. No. Oh, no. No, no, no.
Baking powder. Baking powder.
Baking powder. Baking powder.
Be right back. Come here.
Be right back. Come here.
Buckle up. This is gonna get fast. What?
Buckle up. This is gonna get fast. What?
But I'm totally crushing it as a dude. That little fake mustache you put on is perfect.
But I'm totally crushing it as a dude. That little fake mustache you put on is perfect.
Bye! Bye.
Bye! Bye.
Can't just tap the brake, can you, sweetheart? Sorry, honey.
Can't just tap the brake, can you, sweetheart? Sorry, honey.
Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. I know you won't, Cooper.
Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. I know you won't, Cooper.
Captain Emmett? Yes, Cooper.
Captain Emmett? Yes, Cooper.
Ciao, Jimmy! Ciao, ciao.
Ciao, Jimmy! Ciao, ciao.
Come here, Cooper. Ugh. Ow.
Come here, Cooper. Ugh. Ow.
Come on! I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!
Come on! I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!
Come on. Cooper's driving. Whoa, whoa.
Come on. Cooper's driving. Whoa, whoa.
Cooper, what are you doing here? I'm glad you're here.
Cooper, what are you doing here? I'm glad you're here.
Copy that. Okay.
Copy that. Okay.
Definitely San Diego. San Diego.
Definitely San Diego. San Diego.
Dixon, let's go. What?
Dixon, let's go. What?
Do it! Get up and help me. Okay.
Do it! Get up and help me. Okay.
Does that mean what I think? Did you play with his chicken and eggs?
Does that mean what I think? Did you play with his chicken and eggs?
Don't do that! Right. Right.
Don't do that! Right. Right.
Done. She has the worst arms ever.
Done. She has the worst arms ever.
Eighteen. 18. Show me.
Eighteen. 18. Show me.
Evening. Sir.
Evening. Sir.
Get out of here, gringa! I'm gonna commandeer your personal vehicle.
Get out of here, gringa! I'm gonna commandeer your personal vehicle.
Got it. No. Hold that.
Got it. No. Hold that.
Gun! I gotta get the gun! No, you don't!
Gun! I gotta get the gun! No, you don't!
Ha ha ha. Okay.
Ha ha ha. Okay.
Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween to you, too, Officer Cooper.
Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween to you, too, Officer Cooper.
He's clear. What?
He's clear. What?
Help me get him out. It's a hot man person.
Help me get him out. It's a hot man person.
Hey, Coop. Oh, no. Hold on.
Hey, Coop. Oh, no. Hold on.
Hey. Come on. Get in.
Hey. Come on. Get in.
Hold on, you're going too fast. You would be able to keep up...
Hold on, you're going too fast. You would be able to keep up...
Hold on! No, no!
Hold on! No, no!
Hold up, hold up! Get back, Goldilocks!
Hold up, hold up! Get back, Goldilocks!
Hurry up! Okay!
Hurry up! Okay!
I am her lover. What?
I am her lover. What?
I am on the phone with dispatch. It's a car. Say, Car.
I am on the phone with dispatch. It's a car. Say, Car.
I bet you do. She's always this judgmental.
I bet you do. She's always this judgmental.
I can't believe I trusted you. It's not my fault you let your guard down!
I can't believe I trusted you. It's not my fault you let your guard down!
I can't reach the pedals! Get up! Get up!
I can't reach the pedals! Get up! Get up!
I can't wait to hear this! Yeah, to get bored to death.
I can't wait to hear this! Yeah, to get bored to death.
I don't believe this. Just relax.
I don't believe this. Just relax.
I don't care. I do care.
I don't care. I do care.
I don't have time for this. Wait a second. Slow down.
I don't have time for this. Wait a second. Slow down.
I don't know, I have limited mental capacit... How much is it worth?
I don't know, I have limited mental capacit... How much is it worth?
I don't know. It's really hard. I don't.
I don't know. It's really hard. I don't.
I got shot. Yeah, you little cucaracha.
I got shot. Yeah, you little cucaracha.
I got your back. Go! Okay.
I got your back. Go! Okay.
I gotta get a toehold. Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.
I gotta get a toehold. Where's the toehold? I can't find the toehold.
I gotta get up there! Close the door!
I gotta get up there! Close the door!
I gotta think. What do I do? Good luck cleaning your name.
I gotta think. What do I do? Good luck cleaning your name.
I have to use the rock! Hold on!
I have to use the rock! Hold on!
I knew you would believe me. I told you to go home.
I knew you would believe me. I told you to go home.
I know it's not cool to leave in the middle of a... Date. It was a first date.
I know it's not cool to leave in the middle of a... Date. It was a first date.
I'll call you. How you gonna find me?
I'll call you. How you gonna find me?
I'll call you. How you gonna find me?
I'll call you. How you gonna find me?
I'll drive! No, let me drive.
I'll drive! No, let me drive.
I'm a lady looking for action. Okay...
I'm a lady looking for action. Okay...
I'm gonna get a towel. What? I'm sorry. Please.
I'm gonna get a towel. What? I'm sorry. Please.
I'm gonna walk back to my car now. All right.
I'm gonna walk back to my car now. All right.
I'm moving. Move.
I'm moving. Move.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this. This is the way it's gonna go.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this. This is the way it's gonna go.
I'm sorry but this is... Well, you let her on!
I'm sorry but this is... Well, you let her on!
If I could just go there... That's impossible. Security'll be too tight.
If I could just go there... That's impossible. Security'll be too tight.
If you don't mind riding in an old truck. Let's go!
If you don't mind riding in an old truck. Let's go!
It didn't work out on the date. Mm.
It didn't work out on the date. Mm.
It relaxes me to do my numbers. Obviously doesn't work...
It relaxes me to do my numbers. Obviously doesn't work...
It was supposed to be funny. It really wasn't.
It was supposed to be funny. It really wasn't.
It's an honor to meet you, sir. Thank you.
It's an honor to meet you, sir. Thank you.
It's not funny. Are you kidding me? It's super funny.
It's not funny. Are you kidding me? It's super funny.
It's not working! Act sexy!
It's not working! Act sexy!
Kiss me. Kiss me. Men love this. Okay.
Kiss me. Kiss me. Men love this. Okay.
Let me ask about Witness Protection. Okay.
Let me ask about Witness Protection. Okay.
Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Come.
Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Come.
Let's go. Move forward to the double cones.
Let's go. Move forward to the double cones.
Look out for the truck! Watch it!
Look out for the truck! Watch it!
Look out for the truck! Watch it!
Look out for the truck! Watch it!
Mamacita? We have our periods!
Mamacita? We have our periods!
Morning. How are you, ma'am?
Morning. How are you, ma'am?
Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. Ay, please.
Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. Ay, please.
Muffin. Toast.
Muffin. Toast.
My feet got stuck! I can't pull it out! Pull it out!
My feet got stuck! I can't pull it out! Pull it out!
My name is, um... Uh huh.
My name is, um... Uh huh.
No, niña! Another kilo of baking powder?
No, niña! Another kilo of baking powder?
No, there are fluids... God.
No, there are fluids... God.
No, wait, I mean go on one then two... Now?
No, wait, I mean go on one then two... Now?
Nothing there. Nothing.
Nothing there. Nothing.
Nothing. We're doing nothing. We're just gonna cut your foot off.
Nothing. We're doing nothing. We're just gonna cut your foot off.
Of your DVD? I forgot.
Of your DVD? I forgot.
Officer Cooper, who stands at 4' 11. Oh, come on.
Officer Cooper, who stands at 4' 11. Oh, come on.
Oh, hey. Um... Aah!
Oh, hey. Um... Aah!
Oh, my God. The puss put...
Oh, my God. The puss put...
Oh, yeah! Pull my hair. I like that! Yeah! Ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah! Pull my hair. I like that! Yeah! Ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. Ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. Ha ha ha.
Oh. Okay, I can't do it. Push there with the legs!
Oh. Okay, I can't do it. Push there with the legs!
Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. All right. Let's go.
Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. All right. Let's go.
Okay! Sexy. Come, come.
Okay! Sexy. Come, come.
Okay? Yes, sir.
Okay? Yes, sir.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Yee.
Okay. Yee.
One, two, three! One, two, three. Go!
One, two, three! One, two, three. Go!
Penis! Uh...
Penis! Uh...
Pick up your feet. These shoes are a safety hazard.
Pick up your feet. These shoes are a safety hazard.
Pipe down. It drives me crazy, the way you talk.
Pipe down. It drives me crazy, the way you talk.
Please. Focus. We need to get clothes! Yes!
Please. Focus. We need to get clothes! Yes!
Push! Okay, hold on.
Push! Okay, hold on.
Really? Yes, I did.
Really? Yes, I did.
Really? Can I get the chart? No!
Really? Can I get the chart? No!
Seriously? Yeah. My comadre is here.
Seriously? Yeah. My comadre is here.
She looks like that dirty cop in the news. No! I'm a big fan of, um...
She looks like that dirty cop in the news. No! I'm a big fan of, um...
She never stops talking. But to do that, you have to have a head!
She never stops talking. But to do that, you have to have a head!
She's traveling with a 50 year old suspect. Fifty!
She's traveling with a 50 year old suspect. Fifty!
Shoot him again. Move.
Shoot him again. Move.
Shoot! Shoot! I'm shooting at him!
Shoot! Shoot! I'm shooting at him!
Sir, I ain't seen anything. You sure? We think they're nearby.
Sir, I ain't seen anything. You sure? We think they're nearby.
Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me! Okay.
Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me! Okay.
So skinny. Dang it!
So skinny. Dang it!
So that the eggs... And the eggs.
So that the eggs... And the eggs.
So you have been lying to me this whole time? No.
So you have been lying to me this whole time? No.
Something very bizarre just happened in there. You're going to be mad.
Something very bizarre just happened in there. You're going to be mad.
Sort it out? Yes.
Sort it out? Yes.
Stop! Get out of the way!
Stop! Get out of the way!
Take the shot! How if you don't keep it steady?
Take the shot! How if you don't keep it steady?
Thank you. Okay.
Thank you. Okay.
Thank you. Okay.
Thank you. Okay.
That gives me an idea. What?
That gives me an idea. What?
That make you feel better? No, but this does!
That make you feel better? No, but this does!
That stuff they're saying on TV isn't true. Okay.
That stuff they're saying on TV isn't true. Okay.
The other suspect, a 45 year old Latina... Forty five?
The other suspect, a 45 year old Latina... Forty five?
The right pair of shoes. Aah!
The right pair of shoes. Aah!
The U.S. government will protect you. She wants me to go and testify!
The U.S. government will protect you. She wants me to go and testify!
There is no such thing. Sure is.
There is no such thing. Sure is.
This doesn't make any sense. Drive! Stop talking and drive!
This doesn't make any sense. Drive! Stop talking and drive!
This is a deer skin! Calm down. He's probably a hunter.
This is a deer skin! Calm down. He's probably a hunter.
This is gonna be loud. What?
This is gonna be loud. What?
Toast, cake, muffins. I should call the police.
Toast, cake, muffins. I should call the police.
Turndown service. That's Dixon and Hauser.
Turndown service. That's Dixon and Hauser.
Wait a second. What?
Wait a second. What?
Wait! Come on!
Wait! Come on!
We have to get through. We gotta hide. Let's hide underneath this blanket.
We have to get through. We gotta hide. Let's hide underneath this blanket.
We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out. Good.
We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out. Good.
We need to find something of clothes. Yes.
We need to find something of clothes. Yes.
We should go back. No way. Oh, man.
We should go back. No way. Oh, man.
We'll be right back. Yeah.
We'll be right back. Yeah.
We're not ready to go public yet. Hola, cowboy.
We're not ready to go public yet. Hola, cowboy.
What are you doing now? It's a relaxation technique.
What are you doing now? It's a relaxation technique.
What are you going to do, testify me to death? Would you like me to neutralize this situation?
What are you going to do, testify me to death? Would you like me to neutralize this situation?
What do you think you're doing? Aah! I can explain.
What do you think you're doing? Aah! I can explain.
What was that? Cortez's men.
What was that? Cortez's men.
What was that? Dixon, let's go!
What was that? Dixon, let's go!
What was that? I don't know!
What was that? I don't know!
What was your skill for Miss Plantain? Lying? Get off, hillbilly.
What was your skill for Miss Plantain? Lying? Get off, hillbilly.
What? Dixon's out there.
What? Dixon's out there.
What? Heh, heh.
What? Heh, heh.
What? How many pairs of shoes are in there?
What? How many pairs of shoes are in there?
What? I can't be a doctor because I am Colombian?
What? I can't be a doctor because I am Colombian?
What? I know.
What? I know.
What? Relax.
What? Relax.
What? You're in danger, ma'am.
What? You're in danger, ma'am.
What? On one? One! Two! Go!
What? On one? One! Two! Go!
Where are you going? I'm getting the hell out of here...
Where are you going? I'm getting the hell out of here...
Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
Who? Just trust me. Follow my lead.
Who? Just trust me. Follow my lead.
Who's got the keys? Hey, I got shotgun!
Who's got the keys? Hey, I got shotgun!
Who's this? Mr. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper...
Who's this? Mr. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper...
Why didn't you shoot him? I'm not gonna shoot an officer!
Why didn't you shoot him? I'm not gonna shoot an officer!
Why? Ma'am!
Why? Ma'am!
Why? Okay.
Why? Okay.
Why? Right now. Come on.
Why? Right now. Come on.
With the legs! With the legs! I can't!
With the legs! With the legs! I can't!
Yes, it is! No!
Yes, it is! No!
Yes, sir. And ever since the shotgun incident...
Yes, sir. And ever since the shotgun incident...
Yes! No.
Yes! No.
Yes. Okay?
Yes. Okay?
You are? No, of course not.
You are? No, of course not.
You do not know anything about me. I have kissed you.
You do not know anything about me. I have kissed you.
You don't need to paint a picture. You're used to that, no? Heh.
You don't need to paint a picture. You're used to that, no? Heh.
You need to sit down. Okay.
You need to sit down. Okay.
You're not gonna get dead. They're waiting for us!
You're not gonna get dead. They're waiting for us!
You're the one who told me I look like a boy. That's not what I meant.
You're the one who told me I look like a boy. That's not what I meant.
Your left! They're getting away!
Your left! They're getting away!
...a poor, happy Boy Scout like your father.
...a poor, happy Boy Scout like your father.
...and commandeer a new vehicle to get to Dallas.
...and commandeer a new vehicle to get to Dallas.
...and cops who have to be eliminated.
...and cops who have to be eliminated.
...and doing the pirate hunt in the general area of the heinie.
...and doing the pirate hunt in the general area of the heinie.
...and he ended up dead.
...and he ended up dead.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
...and keep your Taser in your pants. Okay, chief?
...and keep your Taser in your pants. Okay, chief?
...and lots of dirty, dirty sex stuff.
...and lots of dirty, dirty sex stuff.
...and she had a little blond boy with her.
...and she had a little blond boy with her.
...and she has a mustache and talks like some tiny little robot?
...and she has a mustache and talks like some tiny little robot?
...and the disappearance of his wife, Daniella Riva...
...and the disappearance of his wife, Daniella Riva...
...and the police are gonna arrest us any minute. Now move your ass.
...and the police are gonna arrest us any minute. Now move your ass.
...and then we're gonna commandeer the vehicle.
...and then we're gonna commandeer the vehicle.
...and they have attraction towards each other.
...and they have attraction towards each other.
...and this is gonna have to wait because time waits for no man.
...and this is gonna have to wait because time waits for no man.
...and we are confident that she'll come in.
...and we are confident that she'll come in.
...and you come at the last second and ruin it?
...and you come at the last second and ruin it?
...and, of course, the corky wedges.
...and, of course, the corky wedges.
...are you concealing a communication device in your chestal area?
...are you concealing a communication device in your chestal area?
...as presents for his vain, dumb trophy wife.
...as presents for his vain, dumb trophy wife.
...at the opulent Royal Colfax Hotel.
...at the opulent Royal Colfax Hotel.
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
...because everything that you see you commandeer.
...because everything that you see you commandeer.
...because she looks like My Little Pony...
...because she looks like My Little Pony...
...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.
...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.
...before Cortez finds me and sews my face into a soccer ball.
...before Cortez finds me and sews my face into a soccer ball.
...big bag.
...big bag.
...but I needed the sparkly stilettos to go out...
...but I needed the sparkly stilettos to go out...
...but I'm a Christian, so I wasn't interested in that.
...but I'm a Christian, so I wasn't interested in that.
...but somewhere, around there, there is a heart.
...but somewhere, around there, there is a heart.
...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.
...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.
...but we have to leave by sunrise...
...but we have to leave by sunrise...
...but you're gonna need to take your hands off my body!
...but you're gonna need to take your hands off my body!
...but, listen, he did it on his own terms:
...but, listen, he did it on his own terms:
...but, more importantly, at a reasonable price.
...but, more importantly, at a reasonable price.
...Cowboy Noiz.
...Cowboy Noiz.
...crying like a baby.
...crying like a baby.
...descend into the puss.
...descend into the puss.
...doesn't have the finger!
...doesn't have the finger!
...for murder and attempted murder, and I'll figure out the rest later.
...for murder and attempted murder, and I'll figure out the rest later.
...forbids fraternization between a officer... Never mind.
...forbids fraternization between a officer... Never mind.
...get in the way of your dream!
...get in the way of your dream!
...he's dead.
...he's dead.
...I kind of like your smile.
...I kind of like your smile.
...I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.
...I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.
...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.
...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.
...in masks.
...in masks.
...in my incident report log before they slip my mind.
...in my incident report log before they slip my mind.
...in the case against notorious cartel leader Vicente Cortez.
...in the case against notorious cartel leader Vicente Cortez.
...is prepared to testify against the violent crime lord.
...is prepared to testify against the violent crime lord.
...like you said:
...like you said:
...local police got shell casings and DNA back at the compound.
...local police got shell casings and DNA back at the compound.
...maybe this is the universe's way of cleaning this up.
...maybe this is the universe's way of cleaning this up.
...my blood sugar is getting dangerously low, and I need food.
...my blood sugar is getting dangerously low, and I need food.
...of what you are.
...of what you are.
...or maybe third. I've never been clear about that.
...or maybe third. I've never been clear about that.
...or take this to the hospital, have it reattached and shake with a full set.
...or take this to the hospital, have it reattached and shake with a full set.
...or the back of this car is gonna be the second crime scene...
...or the back of this car is gonna be the second crime scene...
...so he can testify the following morning at 8:00 a.m.
...so he can testify the following morning at 8:00 a.m.
...so I'm not gonna let them shoot you.
...so I'm not gonna let them shoot you.
...so it's difficult to relate to people...
...so it's difficult to relate to people...
...so we can speak privately.
...so we can speak privately.
...so you're welcome!
...so you're welcome!
...suggests that she might not know as much as the prosecution would hope.
...suggests that she might not know as much as the prosecution would hope.
...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...
...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
...that you guys are gonna be cleaning today.
...that you guys are gonna be cleaning today.
...that's why you don't have a ring.
...that's why you don't have a ring.
...they must've been driving 180 miles per hour to get here that fast.
...they must've been driving 180 miles per hour to get here that fast.
...turn off the walkie...
...turn off the walkie...
...we are now learning that, without any witnesses...
...we are now learning that, without any witnesses...
...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.
...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.
...when you underestimate a book because of it's cover.
...when you underestimate a book because of it's cover.
...where we can buy clothing at a reasonable price...
...where we can buy clothing at a reasonable price...
...who doesn't know what she's doing.
...who doesn't know what she's doing.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
...with my computer...
...with my computer...
...with my floppy disk...
...with my floppy disk...
...write in your little notebook, and leave.
...write in your little notebook, and leave.
10 24: bomb threat. 10 24: bomb threat.
10 24: bomb threat. 10 24: bomb threat.
10 520: I am boring! Please do not make fun of me.
10 520: I am boring! Please do not make fun of me.

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Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a Portugal jersey, displaying determination and focus during a football match.
Ninja Fortnite
Ninja Fortnite streamer with blue hair and a red bull headband, focused on gaming in a stylish ergonomic chair.
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
Cute light blue character from AMOGUS! Among Us, featuring a prominent eye and a minimalist design. Perfect for gaming fans.
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
Skull and sword emblem with wings, symbolizing the Space Marine faction in Warhammer 40,000 universe.
This Is Important Soundboard
Group of four men with intense expressions, showcasing the vibe and energy of "This Is Important" project.
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Sir David Attenborough (V2) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough smiling, showcasing his timeless charm at a public event promoting nature and wildlife documentaries.
LazarBeam
LazarBeam making a funny face in casual attire, showcasing his playful personality and engaging content style.
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Close-up of R2-D2, the iconic astromech droid from Star Wars, highlighting its blue and silver details and features.
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Classic Mario leaps joyfully, showcasing his red outfit and iconic mustache in the Super Mario Bros. universe.
Among Us Soundboard
Red crewmate character from Among Us with a blue visor on a bright yellow background, embodying game’s fun and mystery.
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Gachimuchi Soundboard
Facial expression of a man enthusiastically performing in a Gachimuchi-themed scene with vibrant neon background.
Family Guy Sounds
Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise from IT features menacing gaze, iconic red markings, and eerie smile, capturing the essence of fear.
Cat Sounds
Close-up of a curious tabby cat with striking green eyes and distinctive stripes, showcasing its playful personality.
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott displays a shocked expression, capturing the humorous moments from "The Office" in his iconic office setting.
Rainbow Six Soundboard
British operator holding a hammer in a tactical outfit, representing resilience in Rainbow Six Siege gameplay.
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Creepy troll face meme with exaggerated grin, embodying the essence of Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus humor. Perfect for memes!
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Earrape Soundboard
Smiling man in a colorful floral shirt, radiating joy, commonly associated with humorous internet memes and earrape culture.
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black making a humorous, exaggerated facial expression, showcasing his lively personality and comedic talent.
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon energetically shouting, wearing oversized sunglasses and grill, showcasing his iconic style and vibrant personality.
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale characters celebrating, featuring the King, Knight, and Goblin, with playful skeletons in the background.
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 game cover featuring a fierce soldier with an eyepatch and Soviet military aesthetics, showcasing strategic warfare.
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 character in blue attire with iconic mustache and cap, representing a classic video game hero persona.
Tiko Soundboard
Colorful character Tiko, the fish warrior, poses with confidence against a vibrant blue background, showcasing playful gaming aesthetics.
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Dramatic expression of a character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, showcasing intense emotion and unique art style.
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.
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Hentie Sex Ringtones
Anime-style doll with pink hair in a black dress, sitting serenely on a chair, perfect for Hentai enthusiasts and collectors.
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Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson with a charming smile, showcasing his iconic hairstyle and distinctive mustache in a classic black suit.
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Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump delivering a casual speech, expressing his views with emphasis and conviction at a public event.
MEME Sounds 2018
Confident man making a clever expression, popular in 2018 meme culture, symbolizing intelligence and wit.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Logo of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' game show, featuring iconic design and vibrant colors, symbolizing wealth and knowledge.
Game Show FX Soundboard
Bold neon sign reading "EPIC GAME SHOW" showcasing vibrant colors and dynamic design, perfect for game show themes.
Windows 10 Sounds
Colorful Windows logo symbolizing the modern interface of Windows 10, featuring vibrant quadrants in blue, green, red, and yellow.
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Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Vibrant red lightsaber held by a character, set against a purple background, showcasing Star Wars themes and excitement.
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Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool in a red and black costume, wielding weapons, showcasing his signature style and intense demeanor.
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill from King of the Hill Season 1, wearing glasses, showcasing his iconic serious expression and distinctive hairstyle.
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson in a striking red jacket, showcasing his iconic style and expressive emotes from his legendary performances.
Dog Sounds
Smiling golden retriever with a joyful expression, showcasing its friendly personality and loveable nature.
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Pepe the Frog in a suit, exuding confidence in the 2024 Dank Meme Edition, perfect for humor enthusiasts.
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Intense action scene from "Meme 2023 Ultimate Edition," featuring explosive effects and characters in motion.
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Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning game screen featuring bright colors, interactive buttons to act and run.
TikTok Soundboard
Side-by-side portraits of two glamorous women showcasing TikTok-inspired beauty trends and makeup styles.
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Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) official trailer featuring a dark, mysterious atmosphere and suspenseful elements. Don't miss the thrilling reveal.
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Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat character poised for action, showcasing iconic blue attire and powerful stance in Netherealm universe.
Sus Ringtones
Red character with blue visor against a bright yellow background, representing the popular game Among Us. Classic "Sus" vibe.
TTS Sounds
Robot with a screen displaying a stylized face, showcasing interactive technology and TTS capabilities in modern devices.
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane poses playfully with a tongue-out expression, wearing a stylish olive green jacket and gray top, showcasing her vibrant style.
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Colorful toy animal figures including lions, tigers, pandas, and elephants, perfect for educational play and awareness of wildlife.
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP logo with loading progress bar, showcasing the classic operating system's startup interface.
Barack Obama Sounds
Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.