Alex thinks we can afford tuition and we can't
Alright! Momma like!
Are those women's sunglasses?
But you need to shut up
Cause otherwise, the kids are gonna realize we don't know what we're doing
Do this math
Don't play around with the axe
Drop that beat
Guys, we got a problem
He's a fantastic D.J.
He's cheating
Honey If I have some scratch paper I can figure it out
I don't know why I love this so much
I don't wan't to click it. I'm not gonna click it. One of you click it
I feel like a badass bitch
I got in!
I have a way for you guys to make four year's tuition in one month
I just can't help but feel like you're lying
I'm gonna do this. No. I'm gonna do this
I'm not gonna tell my daughter she can't go to college
If they say no to you, I say we say no to them
Is it a strip club?
It's so hard being a parent
Jackpot
Like De Niro in casino
Massages. You're never gonna believe what's in this next room
No 100
Oh God no.
Seems to check out
So we resorted to a life of crime
Tell your friends, if they mess with us, this is what they're gonna get
That kid's 11
The math
They both take the same MMA class at the Y
They don't want my baby, they're stupid
To support my daughters dreams
We gotta send a message
We love you so much
We're a casino. have you ever heard of fight night?
We're gonna bet on our friends fighting?
We're so proud of you
We've got a nail salon
What are you guys gonna do about it anyway?
What did you just say?
You don't have enough money
You missed it.
You think you can cheat us?
You wanna make money like Vegas, you gotta look like Vegas
You're 40 years old and you go to jail for 20 years. How old are you when you get out?
90
[screaming]
