♯ Starsky & Hutch (2004) Soundboard

A pony!

A second ago you mentioned the Nearly There Foundation. What is that?

A snitch is the scum of the information industry.

A trick question? If it's printed on the crest, you don't give it as a test.

A word of advice: Next time you watch a place...

Actually, I was talking about us.

Actually, it has all the same effects as regular cocaine.

Actually, there's no sign of impact, so he was probably just dropped out at sea.

All right, enough, okay?

All right, I'm just gonna call in the meat wagon, all right?

All right, just sit tight, little boy. Well, well, well, this looks familiar.

All right, looks like it's over. Remember, $2 Harvey Wall...

All right, now...

All right, settle down. Everybody settle.

All right.

All right. And you?

All right. Holly, turn off the music.

All right. How you doing? All right.

All right. What does that mean?

All right. You wanna play games? I got a game for you, Chau.

And a raw egg.

And besides, it was an accident, right?

And in Bay City, when you cross the line...

And it's gonna involve both of you.

And like I say, why go to the starting line when you can go straight to the finish?

And over to the new guy, David Starsky.

And see that car up on stage?

And take your bag of artificial sweetener with you.

And the city pays me a damn good salary to do my job.

And this is what bad men do.

And?

Angry cat. Kitten has claws.

Anybody can read the crest. That wouldn't prove we're Jesters. Not cool.

Anything else?

Are you his attorney? Why are you in the conversation?

Are you interested in doing any undercover work?

Around 115, I guess, give or take a pound or two.

As far as a dog's concerned, there's nothing there. 100 percent undetectable cocaine.

At least we got the stash.

Attention, all units. We've got a 61 40 at Bay City Marina.

Back at you. If you've got a pair of sunglasses...

Backstabber!

Bay City P.D. We got him.

Be careful with those moves. You could hurt someone.

Because everyone out there deserves a second chance. Everyone.

Because it's my job to stop him.

Because this train's leaving the station.

Because we got some people that want us dead.

Bee Bee, make sure he gets home safely.

Besides, he crossed the line.

Biker bar? What goes on down there?

Boo!

Boo! Boo!

Boz, reel it in!

Buck up, let's do it.

But do it slow.

But first I need to see something, okay?

But I do know one thing:

But I had to give them something. They were so pure.

But I like dark hair.

But I like you guys, so I'll tell you.

But I promise you what we have is worth the wait.

But I'd be lying if I didn't say that we get some pretty good tax breaks too.

But keep it mean.

But talking isn't illegal.

But that's a little too close to call.

But then he goes and gets himself killed. He's such an asshole.

But these guys, they are dealing hard drugs right in front of my shop.

But today is right. Can I see a show of hands?

But we didn't talk much.

But...

C'est la vie, gentlemen.

Calm down? He tried to kill me. He shoot everything. I have heart attack already.

Can we please focus on the investigation?

Canis familiaris. The German shepherd.

Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab, get it analyzed...

Captain Doby, you're not right.

Chau and Hutch. Sounds cool.

Clubs come out. They gotta go back in.

Come on, give me a break, okay? I just told you I got a new partner.

Come on, I'm kidding!

Come on, let's get up. You're going outside.

Come on, sweetie. Do it.

Come on, that's impossible. We got the stuff from Big Earl.

Come on, you wanna play, let's play! Let's play!

Come on, you're going downtown.

Come on. I feel like a million bucks. Just laughing, having a good time.

Come on. I was just making a point.

Come on. Pay attention.

Come with something better. Take that shit back to Florida.

Copy that, Starsky.

Could you please not talk while I'm recording?

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Curly wants to tangle.

Cut the music.

Cute little kid.

Damn. A wrist rocket.

Damn. You just moved up a notch in my book.

David Starsky, Bay City P.D. My partner, Ken Hutchinson.

David, David.

David. David.

Deadbeat.

Did you say "Terrence Meyers"?

Didn't Huggy mention something about a coke deal going down?

Dig this, man. Someone once said...

Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City.

Dirty ones always do.

Disco Rick brings it right back and he's not wasting any time, folks.

Do you even know what a pitching wedge is?

Do you ever get scared out there, on the streets?

Do you got that, Nipsey?

Do you have a ticket? I need it to give you the car.

Do you like places like this?

Doby?

Does this look familiar? Some cocaine.

Don't be fooled by the first class suit and the big house.

Don't do that. You've been great. I mean, it's terrific. We got what we needed.

Don't pretend to be something you're not.

Don't shush me! Don't tell me to calm down!

Don't stress. Just relax.

Don't sweat it, baby. I wasn't surprised.

Don't worry. Show's over.

Don't you wanna play? Come on. Hutch!

Driver's license, couple receipts. No cash whatsoever.

Driving that disco big rig. Shift gears, blow your funky horn.

Easy does it.

Easy, killer. Just a blender.

Either give me a ticket or get the hell off the stage. You dig that?

Especially you. Okay? Don't feel bad about that.

Everybody, back off!

Excuse me, let me have a minute with my friend.

Fine, then this conversation is over.

Fine. Allow me.

Fine. Fine.

First off, over to my man, Dancing Rick.

For example:

Forget it. All right, Chau, what else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?

Found a wallet. Nothing in it.

Freeze! Bay City P.D.!

From the future of 1984, that's a funky disco robot.

Gee whiz, I don't seem to know anyone by that name at all.

Gemini.

Get my boy a Jack and Tab.

Get up.

Get your hands off. I think... I don't...

Gets a little complicated after that.

Give me a break. You've never stopped to buy a cup of coffee?

Go on, hop in. Willis.

Go on, sit down. Come on.

Go to sleep, tiny dancer. All right.

God, I loved your moves out there. Fantastic.

God. Some people.

Golf?

Good friends. Free to Be You and Me. That's what Mama tells Nobie to wish for.

Good morning, Bay City, you are tuned in to KBA Y, 93.3 on your dial.

Goodbye, heroes!

Grab those and meet me in the marina. Let's go. Move!

Guess it's kind of winding down.

Guys, come on. I'm undercover here.

Hand towels. What a rod.

Happy bat mitzvah, baby. I love you.

Hard customer.

Have a seat.

Have some perspective. We're almost finished.

He blew out my fricking window!

He brought old coke.

He didn't care if he got ruined. That was the whole point of the episode. Did you...?

He doesn't know what Huggy Bear looks like.

He just needs to sleep it off.

He means a kiss. We're doing little voices. Undercover.

He owns a biker bar about 80 miles east of Route 4.

He pinned you good, partner. On three. One, two...

He regenerates. That's how he escapes his predator.

He says to arch your back and look back at him, mean, like a dragon.

He was always fascinated by all that macho mobster bullshit.

He'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.

He'll get over it.

He'll stab you in the back.

He's cute, the blond.

He's dead. His body washed up in the marina this morning.

Hello, sir. May I check your briefcase?

Here comes Starsky again.

Here we go.

Here's some proof.

Hey there, little fella. You okay?

Hey, champ.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Hutch, who the hell are these guys?

Hey, Hutch.

Hey, I want you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.

Hey, it's Captain and Tennille.

Hey, nobody touches the Bear.

Hey, what about Terrence? Is he in some kind of trouble?

Hey!

Hey! Get out of here!

Hey! Why are you touching him?

Hold on. He's obviously a freak.

Hold this.

Honestly, you know, if I knew what he was up to, I'd be happy to tell you.

Hope you held onto it. Hate to have your number called and have it left behind.

Hotshot, what do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Gran Torino, okay?

How about that? Very sexy, very macho.

How are you? How's it going?

How can I? They'll know I'm a cop.

How did you get in? Visiting hours are over.

How do you like your eggs?

How many of us have made a mistake?

How'd that be?

Hutch, help me find the sugar.

Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon, man. Snap out of it.

Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money.

Hutch, you gonna have to lay up off of this juice. You had too much to drink.

Hutch, you gotta play. Come on. Play, play. Please.

Hutch! Hey, Hutch! You home?

I am not my mother!

I am not your mother. I'm your partner.

I apologize, captain. You're absolutely right.

I bring a Thermos.

I can dig what you're saying, Mr. Chowdury.

I can do it. Just move your head to the left.

I can only imagine what you must be going through. I think that...

I could use another one of these.

I didn't tell them anything.

I do like your blonde friend, here.

I don't have a character. I don't do voices.

I don't have enough on my plate already?

I don't know if he has a license. He rides a horse.

I don't know, but I get a good vibe from them.

I don't know, I just love when you talk so tough.

I don't know. Hopefully... It's probably not gonna last that long.

I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce...

I don't question that.

I don't think I have any.

I don't think we even have to judge it. It's too natural.

I don't use coke. I had coffee tonight.

I feel for you.

I feel like my adrenaline is just...

I forgive you.

I found your 9 iron, bitch.

I got a clean shot. I need permission.

I got a major coke deal, my daughter's bat mitzvah, which is a total nightmare.

I got some new tight ass partner that they stuck me with and then...

I gotcha. Thank you.

I guess it's supposed to rain later tonight.

I hear somebody stirring. There he is.

I hope this is okay. I need to make this quick.

I housesit for my sister all the time, it's not like I claim that I own her house.

I just came by to apologize for what happened in Chinatown.

I just did. Now, leave.

I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

I know people that know people that robbed some people.

I know these two white dudes that got a car that you might be interested in.

I know. Look, I was trying to infiltrate one of the East Side gangs...

I know. We was robbed. We was robbed.

I lost my flow.

I mean, from what I've read about the effects.

I mean, is it our fault that they also happen to be a couple of hot foxes?

I mean, this is just the beginning. We could go so far, honey. I feel so exhilarated.

I might do the glass wall one more time.

I never got a name, I never got a face.

I owe you one, Huggy.

I promise, I'm not gonna kill Terrence again. Now, pull it together.

I realize this is a complex procedure, but it's up to you to manage the whole business.

I respect your attitude, but you can be sure...

I said, freeze!

I said, time out!

I said, watch it. Floor's for dancing. You can tell by the lights.

I should say "young woman." It'll take me a while to get used to that.

I take care of my personal business after work, when the taxpayers aren't paying me.

I think he means you.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we're a little mimed out.

I think I was drugged.

I thought you wanted to play. Come on, Chau. You wanna play? Let's play a game!

I took over the bar till he gets out.

I understand you can lose keys.

I wanna see permits or I'm taking those weapons.

I want the whole thing.

I want you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.

I was hoping to get cash. I'm no coke dealer.

I wouldn't worry, you won't be mistaken for a real cop.

I wrote that two weeks ago. Things are really cool with us now.

I'm a cop. It's cool.

I'm a richer, and I'm gonna kiss you.

I'm gonna take it slow, get the feel of it.

I'm just a realist, that's all.

I'm not gonna be able to fit in my uniform tomorrow.

I'm one of those guys that's more about helping others than helping myself.

I'm sorry, did I say something that was funny?

I'm sorry, did you just tough talk a dead body?

I'm sorry. Detective Hutchinson is here.

I'm Stacey. That's Holly.

I'm talking to everyone in this room.

I've always had this theory about police work:

I've never dated a cop before.

If this shit wasn't illegal, guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

If we find that coke, we can probably trace it.

If you can't beat them, join them.

If you could have yourself one wish, what would it be for?

If you got a problem with someone, tell it to their face. You come to them as a man.

If you guys are cops, let's see some badge.

In all fairness, Reese, it wasn't his fault.

In two minutes, I want you to grab my guitar...

Including you, Manetti.

Is he okay?

Is that a good or bad thing?

Is that right? I didn't even know you had an uncle.

Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?

Is this the way you two always treat witnesses?

Is this your place?

Isn't this place great?

It ain't even funny no more.

It ain't no secret. It's written right on our damn crest.

It can detect smells that even the most advanced technology in the world cannot.

It has everything to do with anything. Just answer the question, please, ma'am.

It makes me sound like Maury Finkel...

It was just a guy here with a guitar, singing his heart out.

It was just for fun. Forget it...

It's 10:00. You're late. I've been here since 8.

It's a great place. Pop's? Come on.

It's a sand trap.

It's a yacht.

It's against policy.

It's all right, baby, it's okay. Come here. Come here. We'll get you a new pony.

It's an artificial ecosystem designed to simulate Corky's natural habitat.

It's done.

It's evidence. We can print the bag, run forensics.

It's gonna be tough. The guy knows what we look like.

It's gonna get weird.

It's lighter.

It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it.

It's like a magpie convention in here.

It's my mother. She always used to say that this was too much car for me to handle.

It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

It's not some crappy camper/apartment. There are rules.

It's not that great.

It's okay, it's okay! Calm down, people.

It's over. It's over. Just calm down.

It's the ultimate test. The coke was in the police station.

It's true. It's a defense mechanism. I read it in a magazine.

Its nose has over 220 million scent receptors.

Ivan!

Jeff, I'm sorry. We apologize.

Jesus Christ, Starsky.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. He's right. Go cover up.

Jesus!

Jesus! Please, turn that off!

Just chill out! Chill! Watch yourself.

Just get this over with.

Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach.

Keep your hands on me, I'm teasing.

Kevin, call my attorney, please. Ridiculous.

Kitty, turn around. Turn around!

Knock yourself out.

Larry, one, apple, nine, eight, four.

Let me explain something to you.

Let me get this for you. There you go. Good as new.

Let me see your bellybutton.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, especially you kids.

Let's celebrate. Who wants a beer?

Let's get the cup out.

Let's go.

Let's see what happens.

Let's see what's inside.

Let's slow down with the scorekeeping. I might remember...

Let's take them out, see what we can learn.

Liar!

Lighten up, it's Friday night. Okay? It's a bar.

Like a dragon.

Like you said, Feldman, everyone deserves a second chance.

Listen to me, Ken. If we don't make it, this... You know, us...

Little touches. You wanna make the character real.

Look alive. Let's go.

Look at all these cops. You wanna eat here?

Look at me, guys, I'm a mime too.

Look at that. Good shot.

Look at these two hot chickens. Finkel wants some dinkle. Give it to me.

Look at this! This is horrible!

Look, cap, this was my fault. Don't drag Hutch into this. I shot the pony.

Look, I know we all got to make living.

Look, I like you guys, okay?

Look, just shake his hand. Come on.

Look, man, this grass is Alabama Creeping Bent...

Look. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago. He's in Bay City Correctional.

Looks like you punched your last ticket, amigo.

Lower your pieces.

Lvan, stop!

Make him stop! Make him stop! Tell him to stop! Stop it!

Make nice. You're partners.

Man, I've really had it with that Doby. I mean, it's enough already.

Man, this is a bunch of crap. I am an urban informant. I am not a snitch.

Man, your stock just went up in my book, my friend.

Maybe it's an ironic name, like Tiny over in Vice. He's, like, 8 feet tall.

Maybe we can make your stay a little more comfortable.

Maybe we ought to push this whole thing.

Monday, June 3rd. Male Caucasian body, apparently dumped from the Bay Bridge.

Most important thing.

Mr. Casual. So nice of you to join us.

Mr. Feldman, on behalf of the entire Bay City Police Department...

My attorney here would love to take them down, but I know...

My buddy delivered the package. It's in your garage. It's locked up nice and tight...

My car. Where did you...?

My friend won. Give him the car. Do it.

My God.

My granny wouldn't think this was coke.

My horoscope said I should try new things today.

My name is David Starsky, and I'm a cop.

Nice to meet you.

No coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee on the ground, you get in the car, we go.

No later than Thursday. Word of honor.

No minor infractions.

No one dresses as a mime and embarrasses me at my daughter's bat mitzvah.

No, can't. He'll kill us if he sees us.

No, I better stay here with the kid.

No, I don't.

No, I guess it isn't.

No, it's a vicious cycle they get caught up in.

No, no, that's smart. Do that.

No, you stay. Keep them occupied. You're doing great. They love you.

No! No, Starsky.

No! No! No!

No. If I'm alive, I drive.

No. What... Let's go. Come on.

Nobody's here. Come on.

Not a soul.

Not me, though. I'm looking out for numero uno.

Not much. A couple of whiteys. Nice suit. Perry Ellis.

Not the...

Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated...

Nothing. Apparently you're too busy and I'm not worth it. It's fine.

Nothing. I'm just excited. Let's get these scumbags!

Now we've got two leads.

Now, about my fee...

Now, go!

Now, go.

Now, that's the kind of winning attitude that'll take this enterprise to the top.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Now, that's what I'm talking about. Let's get down!

Now, the next time that a plane goes down, you better be on it.

Now, what you wanna do is take this ticket stub. It's for the raffle.

Now, where were we?

Now, will you stop talking and hit that boat.

Now, you wanna tell me who hired you?

Number 117.

Offer him a radio or some bullshit.

Oh, eureka. God, that's nice.

Oh, hell, yeah. An eye for an eye.

Oh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.

Oh, mama! What is your problem?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! David Starsky, taking it over the line!

Oh, no, man. You know Huggy Bear wouldn't wear that, man.

Oh, no.

Oh, really? Why don't you go get yourself another perm and let the grownups talk.

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, there he is. What's going on, Willis?

Oh, wait. I don't know if this will be of any help. It's his.

Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot.

Okay, cover me. Say when.

Okay, everybody. Go ahead, pull out your ticket stubs.

Okay, fine. Fine, fine. Look, I'm sorry, all right?

Okay, here's the deal.

Okay, Hutch. He'll see you now.

Okay, I'll get some more coffee and then we'll go.

Okay, one for le chef.

Okay, so, what did you wanna say?

Okay, that's probably enough. That's enough.

Okay, time out. Let's just take a little break. I'm gonna get out of here... Jeez!

Okay. All right. You're right. It's too close.

One, two, three, four, we've got disco war, folks.

One, two, three.

Other than the secret credo.

Over to new guy David Starsky.

Planes. They cost money.

Pop the hood. Let's see what you got under...

Pop the trunk. Let's get that new car smell.

Possession of cocaine and attempted murder, huh?

Pretty sure those are illegal. Even though you're my friend...

Pull into the truck stop and get yourself some scrapple made out of sexy.

Put it down. Down.

Put the money in there.

Quite a night, huh?

Ready? Both of you, take your shirts off.

Real funny, Amos. Give me the 9 iron.

Really? Bay City Kitty. You mean the cheerleaders.

Reese Feldman's nothing more than a two bit drug dealer.

Reese is meeting with the biggest drug dealers in back alleys all over the place.

Reese, I couldn't help myself. They were cops.

Reese, please put the gun down.

Reese, what do you want me to do?

Remember? We were joking about it.

Rhyming already, you must be...

Right, so where's the coke?

Right.

Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth! We know that you will.

Rock solid, ready to go. A little bit paranoid, but feeling really good.

Same old, same old.

Saves lives. Trust me.

Second door on the right.

See that guy I'm chasing? I hate him.

See, Luxembourg's a constitutional monarchy...

Seems like a big coincidence.

Send him in. Have a seat.

She died a legend.

She told Nobie he should wish for..."

Shit. I'm supposed to pick up Willis at 3. Huggy, I'm sorry, we...

Slow up, fellas. An iguana can lose his tail and grow it back.

Slow up, man. Around here, we govern ourselves.

So do you get extra high or what?

So him shooting Corky's tail off and us shooting him in the ass...

So we can get down to business and then get back to the business of getting down.

So what? You go get him and get him in here now.

So you selling the car?

So, what do you hear on the street these days?

Son of a bitch.

Sorry about last night.

Sorry about that, sir.

Sounds good.

Sounds like you did coke.

Sounds like you're quite the crime fighter, Hutch.

Starsky, listen to me. I don't wanna die. And I'm not giving you my permission.

Starsky, please.

Starsky, this your ride?

Starsky!

Starsky! It was Reese Feldman. Reese Feldman hit you, the son of a bitch.

Starsky's bored.

Stay down!

Stop shooting my car!

Stuff isn't great for me down at the precinct. You know, back off for a second.

Take it easy.

Take it. I don't want it.

Take the kids in, come on. Let's go, kids.

Taking up time.

Tastes kind of sweet.

Technically, it's a part of Europe. But in reality, they govern themselves.

Tell him great job. He can sit down.

Tell him to arch his back and then look back at me, mean.

Tell me, if you two are Jesters, what's our credo?

Tell them to bring a body bag and some galoshes. He's a wet one.

Terrence and I worked as extra muscle for a couple of dealers.

Terrence here is absolutely right. I mean, hell, three out of four ain't bad.

Terrence Meyers.

Terrence Meyers. Baby, isn't he the guy dating a Bay City Kitty?

Terrific. Tell him you like him, ask him to sit by you at the cafeteria. How do I know?

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Bay City Volkswagen.

Thank you, Big Earl.

Thank you, everybody, for coming out to celebrate my little girl's bat mitzvah.

Thank you, ladies.

Thank you.

Thank you. I didn't say it. Bill Shakespeare did.

Thank you. Thank you.

That ain't a kid! It's a tiny little man! And he's got knives! Goddamn!

That ain't me, baby.

That Manetti really thinks he's something. But you know what?

That means one of you would actually have to make captain.

That name does sound vaguely familiar.

That purse had $ 7 in it.

That puts you at notch one.

That voice makes you sound crazy.

That was no dwarf. That was my son.

That's a bucketful of confidence.

That's a program that we set up to help ex cons get back on their feet.

That's exactly why we're here today.

That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?

That's funny, all you guys look alike to us. Orientals.

That's gorgeous.

That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a crier. I don't cry. I work out. I have hobbies.

That's my angel. I love her.

That's not what I heard.

That's one of his guys.

That's what I'm talking about. Come on. Pop the trunk. Seriously, do it. Do it.

The car. Cocaine is in the car. He's doing it in front of everybody.

The good, the bad and the groovy.

The Nearly There banquet. Remember? It's tomorrow.

The stuff from Earl? What are you doing with this?

The stuff is all ready to be moved. All two tons of it.

The weird thing is, one of those briefcases with $5 million just up and vanished.

Their parole requires them to have a job. The Catch 22...

There it is, the kicker.

There we go.

There's gotta be 30 grams of coke here, minimum.

There's his name stitched right up under the dragon's belly.

There's no such thing as a petty crime.

There's only the law.

There's really a bullet in the gun.

There's seven of them, all up for grabs, with plenty of trunk space.

These don't look like gratuities, they look like tickets. I'd be happy to accept.

They are investigating a murder. That's what cops do. It's why we pay taxes.

They cleared it. You should be happy.

They grow up so fast.

They met Terrence.

They paid us in coke. I was pretty pissed at the time.

They pay, I do job.

They took a shot at you. They tried to blow up my house, almost killed little Willis.

They were white. All you guys look alike to me.

They're both on the floor, folks, eye to eye. It's disco Vietnam.

They're criminals.

They're not like you.

They're sweet little angels.

Think of us like Luxembourg.

This boy loves dragons. He makes these with his hands, you know?

This could lead us to the dealers that iced Terrence Meyers.

This guy could be trouble.

This is a bad man.

This is a nice boat.

This is my neighborhood. People tend to forget that.

This is new coke.

This is unbelievable. Here you get me out here to risk my life...

This is Zebra 3. We're on it. Hang on.

This is Zebra 3. We're on it. Hutch, let's roll.

This looks like the work of Big Earl.

This must be Reese's big surprise.

This next tune is number eight on the charts and number one in our hearts.

This place can't be fun, because it's like you're at work.

This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces, it all costs money. Do you think Kitty's free?

Those gentlemen you speak of, they'll no longer be a problem.

Those poor ex cons, they can't catch a break.

Time to answer some questions, old man.

Tonight, our own Dancing Rick is being called out...

Tonight's first winner. 63.

Too many cops worry about the wrong thing: Crime.

Touch it!

Trunk space. I get it. Very good. Very good. Thank you very much.

Twenty two years on the force with the same partner.

Two dragons.

Very funny, Manetti.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Wait a second. I just showed you my stomach...

Wait here, I'll be back in five minutes.

Wait. Hey, hey, where's the sugar?

Wait. Wait.

Walk away. Walk away. Let's go.

Wanna play, let's play.

Watch out! Wait a minute, I think that's police brutality.

We did. We got nothing.

We got a little saying here in Bay City:

We got a man with a broken hip...

We got some questions about Terrence Meyers.

We got the coke. Let's not ever talk about it.

We got three out of four planes in. That's a lot of coke.

We got two perps holding up a gumball machine on 5th Street.

We got what we came for.

We gotta do... Now what?

We gotta find a way to get close to him, get inside and hear what's going on.

We have a saying in Koreatown. It goes, "Kiss my yellow ass, copper!"

We have a special delivery for the little lady. It's right over here.

We met... How do you say? By water.

We should save them.

We usually don't allow spectators. Even cute ones.

We were gonna move in together. He promised he'd quit...

We wouldn't ask you to do this unless it was really important.

We'll have to depend on our patented American Lights Applause O Meter.

We're a few days from closing a $35 million deal. Let it slide.

We're going upstairs. People will recognize us if we don't have a character.

We're gold. We need to be at the banquet by 2 p.m. Anything else?

We're gonna need a coroner notification. We got a DB down at municipal jetty.

We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit.

We're Jesters from up in Big Cliff, coming down and check out your place. This it?

We're moving ahead as scheduled. I'll handle those two clowns.

We've got a winner, a new car owner. Let him hear it.

Well, actually, your friend here has already paid for it.

Well, don't sweat it, because crime called in sick. It's gonna get a late start too.

Well, go get him!

Well, guess what? I'm not happy.

Well, I can dig that. But I say we shoot him in the ass.

Well, I did. And he was rich as hell too, baby.

Well, I think he was aiming at us.

Well, I wonder if you think this is fake.

Well, if it isn't Sonny and Cher.

Well, if it's the same, why are we here?

Well, that depends. If it's a misdemeanor, we've been known to skip the fondue...

Well, you know, that depends.

Well...

What am I wearing?

What am I, your counselor? Yeah, I'd like to get to the information that I need, okay?

What are partners for? Speaking of which...

What are you talking about?

What do you call that?

What do you got? You holding?

What happened? Did he shoot Corky?

What have we here?

What I can't figure out is why Earl got paid with bunk cocaine.

What idiot said that?

What in the holy...?

What is it, Reese?

What is your deal?

What job? Who were you working for?

What kind of world do we live in where somebody does this?

What the hell are you two doing?

What the hell is going on? Cool your jets, Starsky!

What we got is a bag of artificial sweetener.

What would you say this is?

What, are we dating? Why are you standing so close to me?

What's your sign?

When did he...? Did he...? What did...?

Where did that come from?

Where did they come from?

Who are you guys?

Who are you?

Who cares about 200 grand? What if they link us to the murder?

Who does your wig work?

Who's Terrence Meyers?

Who's the little dwarf you got throwing knives at me and my partner?

Why did I get so lucky?

Why don't I drive? You don't look good.

Why don't you sit on it, Starsky, how's that sound?

Will you do my back, please?

Will you let it go, please? Jesus.

With a twist. You see, we've managed to find a way...

With this transmission, you really wanna jump the clutch.

Wound up? No, I'm just pumped. I'm excited.

Wow. This place is great.

Wrong! First, you've gotta give me a little respect.

Yeah, a little bit. How you doing?

Yeah, because I'm telling you, I felt like I'd just gotten my world rocked...

Yeah, don't anybody work with David Starsky.

Yeah, I inherited some money from a dead uncle of mine.

Yeah, I think I did make that jacket. We might have pulled a job together.

Yeah, I'll let it slide. When they're dead.

Yeah, me neither.

Yeah, that's what I heard.

Yeah, the guy's not stupid. He knows how to stay clean.

Yeah, you look just like a rich cowboy, came riding in off the farm.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Either of you two know a Terrence Meyers?

Yeah. I'd like to say no, but the truth is, I do sometimes.

Yeah. No, that's a good point.

Yeah. Now, these will work.

Yeah. So did you...?

Yes!

You almost got me there. There's no credo.

You and me, babe. We are such a good team, don't you think?

You boys know who to call.

You can lose your wallet. How do you lose a plane?

You can say that again.

You care what happens to Hutch?

You don't go behind their back and write a thesis and try to get transferred.

You don't have to be a midget. You're not exactly...

You filed for transfer two weeks ago, citing his behavior as a reason.

You fired three rounds into a crowded intersection.

You gave it too much gas and you overshot it.

You get a chance to ask that girl out?

You got a permit for that weapon you're carrying?

You got it.

You gotta come up with your own voice. That's my thing.

You guys wanna kiss? Yeah.

You have had 12 partners over the past four years.

You have my word.

You haven't filed a report, turned in any money or arrested anybody.

You know I ain't never surprised.

You know something?

You know the rules. Keep it safe, keep it sexy...

You know what I can't figure out?

You know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said...

You know, you try to do all you can for these guys, but it's just never enough, is it?

You know, you're not even worth it, Starsky. And for the record...

You made this jacket for him?

You never, under any circumstances, drive.

You point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way.

You screwed it up once already, Starsky.

You shouldn't do this because it's so lame.

You sure can, sweetheart. Johnnie Red, neat.

You think he's got the stuff here?

You two deserve each other.

You wanna use my wig guy.

You want some proof?

You were gonna tell us about Terrence Meyers.

You were supposed to pick me up at 3:00 today. What happened?

You will not put your coffee mug on the roof. Okay?

You wish. Because I'm never sitting on it, ever.

You're a cheerleader, so you're dancing in formation.

You're a Texas oil tycoon guy. You have, like, a moustache...

You're a very convincing dragon. You should feel good about that.

You're in for a treat.

You're lucky you're in the joint. Do you understand me?

You're right. That's a good policy.

You're the one making the mistake, pusher.

You're the worst. You kidding? Will you look at these two guys?

You're under arrest for possession with intent to sell.

You've got a lot of explaining to do.

You've got to let this go. We got lucky. These guys screwed up.

You've never run an errand on the clock before?

You've robbed seven bookies.

Your boy shot his tail off.

Your mother was one of the finest cops Bay City ever seen.

Your mother would be very disappointed in you.

Your undercover work, your disguises.

Zebra 3, we have an ID on that plate. Lee M. Chau, 1325 Western.

Zebra to base, I want you to run a plate.

3 wood? My man gave me a 3 wood.

8:00? I didn't know this place opened at 8.

10 4, will inform.

11 in progress, please respond.

A club could be fun. Club. Yeah.

All right, enough with the talking. Let's go. What? No! Starsky, no!

All right, let's get that outfit. Outfit?

All right, man, get this over with. Hurry up. All right. All right. Good. We're done.

All right, thank you. You're welcome.

All right? Okay.

All right. What's that mean?

Am I tanning weird? No.

And double that. You got it, boss.

And now these two guys. You think they're on to us?

Anybody else bored? What?

Anybody for some coffee? No, thanks.

Are we cool? Yes, we're cool.

Are we good? Yeah, we're good.

Are you crying? No, I'm not crying. You're crying.

Are you crying? What's that?

Are you even a real caddy? Come on.

Are you sure? We take him down now.

At the beach? No, no, no. On water.

Baby, look out! Look, I wanna hit him!

Baby! Coke. It costs money.

Back off. It's cool, baby.

Bay City P.D. Move it! Let's go.

Be my guests. No, we can't accept gratuities.

Begone, little Indian. Let's go, little man. Come on.

Big Earl? Yeah, he sews, but he's one tough mother.

Both of you. You're so funny.

But it's my car. I know it is, partner. I know it is.

Bye. Bye.

Can I get it to you on Thursday? Fine, but no later than Thursday.

Can I get you boys anything else? We're good. Thank you so much, honey.

Can I kiss you? Okay.

Can you believe that guy? What a... Hutch, the man was trying to apologize.

Can you help me find the sugar? It's there.

Cap, are you okay? Yeah, I just got my wing clipped.

Captain... Oh yeah, yeah. Check this out.

Car has a lot of horsepower. I'll go get it. What are you doing? Stop it.

Chin up, little man. I think he's still upset about the car.

Come here. What?

Come on, Huggy, what's the difference? A snitch wears a wire.

Come on, let's move it! Let's go! What?

Come on, what are you...? You have brought disgrace...

Come on! What was that?

Damn. I'll tell you that. Look, I'm telling you, it's right here.

Dickweed? His mom works late on Wednesdays...

Did you see the article in The New Times? Bet your ass I did. I love that writer.

Do it. Listen, jackass.

Do it. Bacardi and cola. Do it, do it. Okay. I'll be right back.

Do me a favor. Tip your hat forward. No, I like it where it is.

Do what? The kid's from Texas.

Do you really want a piece of this? I don't want a piece.

Don't worry about it. Huggy, what can you tell us about this?

Don't worry. I can take him. It's not that.

Everybody says he's tiny... I know, except this guy's normal size.

Finding bad guys, bringing them down. Great. Take my car, right there.

Get some tissues. Let's go. What are you doing?

Get them! That's what I wanna see. Let's get them!

Girls. They're so cute.

Go faster! I'm going fast. I got it floored.

Go for Starsky. Hurry, Starsky.

Go play dragon. I gotta go. All right. Big kisses.

Go. Right on! Yeah.

Good luck. Allow me.

Great new technique where you press hard.

Great! Okay.

Guilty. Yeah.

Guys. Pop the trunk, candy man.

Hands. What, it's a verbal technique? No.

He lost his tail? You should keep it in a terrarium.

He's not that stupid. No, but he's that arrogant. Trust me.

He's not. Take it easy.

Here's my number. In case you need us for...

Hey, did you go through my locker? No.

Hey, look what the wind blew in. Huggy Bear.

Hey, old timer. Put this on Dallas. Come on! Let's go!

Hey, seriously, stop it. The key is not to pop it.

Hey. You gotta be very ginger.

Honestly. You're bronzing.

Hot damn, that baby's mine! Congratulations.

How does it feel? It feels pretty good.

How we doing? Great.

How you doing, captain? I believe you two know each other.

How you doing? Hi, Hutch.

How's he gonna move coke at a banquet? I don't know, but we gotta be there.

Hutch is gonna play. What have you gotten me into, Starsky?

Hutch, the usual? You know it. Make it a double.

Hutch! All right, freeze! Everybody, freeze!

Hutch? Where'd you get this?

I beat that guy. What was that about? You did.

I don't have a cool voice like you. Come up with a character.

I don't know, maybe she was right. Hey, look at me. Look at me.

I don't want another car, Hug. Come on, at least take a look.

I got one too. Oh, come on.

I gotta pick my kid up in 20 minutes. Oh, yeah, totally.

I had to take you down. What?

I have a thing for blondes. Good. I'll take anything.

I know. Check out the guy behind us.

I like your style. I like your moves.

I repeat... Ready to dish out a little payback?

I usually... From second to fourth. I got it.

I wish I could be more helpful. Stop.

I would've tried the horoscope line. No, too obvious.

I'll get a seltzer with lime, if you got it. I don't got it.

I'm giving it to Manetti. Manetti? Oh, come on, cap!

I'm gonna owe you one. More than one, man.

I'm good. Yeah.

I'm Jeff. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I'm just kidding with you. He loves to joke.

I'm pretty good. Yeah? Got you something.

I'm sorry, a yacht. Excuse me, Hutch.

I'm sorry, my what? Your wig work.

I'm sorry. You got to be more careful.

I'm taking you two off this floater. What?

Is he okay? Oh, yeah, he's okay.

Is somebody coming? No, we're on vacation.

Is that right? You're awful.

Isn't he part of our Nearly There program? I think he is.

It hasn't hit the bottom yet. Stop, stop, damn it! Listen to me.

It looks like cocaine. That's because it is cocaine.

It never happened. What meeting?

It's been good. It's been great.

It's good. What did I tell you?

It's kind of against cheerleading policy. You need to change that policy.

It's not about you. That's great. He can be your new partner.

Jeff? No one's who they say they are.

Jesus! Stop it!

Jesus! What was that?

Just a perk. This sly dog here.

Kicking the chair was a nice touch. Yeah, too bad it didn't work.

Let's do it! Put that gun down or I'll kill your friend.

Let's go ask Heather some questions. Thank you.

Let's go. All right, cut the music.

Let's play! The bullet went inside!

Lethal force if necessary!

Like us. Just like us.

Look at the bright side. Bright side?

Look what I found. Put that away. Put it away!

Look, you know, what happened... Can we please not talk about this, Hutch?

Man, what the hell is a terrarium? What's a terrarium?

Manetti's the worst cop on the force! Starsky. Stop.

My arm! Oh, shit!

My hair is naturally curly. No, it's not.

Nice transistor radio for your cell? No.

No, listen. No, no! I'm not...

No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it. Will you stop with that?

No, thanks. We're taking you out.

No, we're gonna dance. No, no, no.

No. No! Hang on!

Not the least. Captain, let me borrow him for a second.

Now, come on! Oh, sorry.

Now, we got some questions! I don't gotta give you nothing, cop!

Oh, my, folks! Please don't do this.

Oh, no. Hell, no. You okay?

Oh, yeah, Heather dated him. Oh, yeah.

Okay, hot stuff. Zebra 3.

Okay, now what? Okay, we're gonna take this car...

Okay, okay. You do not bang on the hood.

Okay, want my badge? Here, take it. Fine.

Okay, well, thank you. And I am...

Okay. Do it. Do it.

Okay. It's just...

Okay. Pardon me. Okay.

One for the Guinness Books, so they say. Interesting.

Patrol! Whatever you say, Hutch.

Radio's for police business only. That's true. Why'd they give you one?

Really, it's good. Come on, let's hear it.

Records, home addresses, credit history. Nice.

Reese, wait. What?

Reese, what are we doing? Do it now! Put it down!

Right, a boat. You met on a boat. No, no, no. Not a boat.

Right. Come in, Zebra 3. We have a 420.

She said that? Couldn't handle the V8.

Shit! Hold up! Hold up!

Sleep. I was robbed.

So got that $20 you owe me? 20?

So Hutch, do you got any more questions? Yeah, well, sure. We could...

So we're cool. We're always cool, breeze.

Son of a bitch! Nice plan!

Sonny and Cher. Sit on it, Manetti.

Starsky and Hutchinson? They call him Hutch, actually.

Starsky! Come on. Come on!

Starsky. Hang on.

Stay here, I'll follow him. I'll follow him.

Stop it. He's kidding. No, I'm not kidding.

Sure. I don't wanna tan weird.

Sure. Thank you.

Take a lude. Calm down. I did, and I'm still pissed.

Tell him to take his jacket off. Take your jacket off.

Terrence Meyers? Yeah.

Thank you very much. Just wait here.

Thank you very much. Sit. Now. Do it. Do it.

Thanks for taking care of the girls. Hey, no problem. Happy to do it.

That thing sticks out like a sore thumb. You think so?

That was a great shot. Don't even start. Fine. Back to business.

That was great, Hutch! Come on, you guys.

That? Yeah.

That's a fake mustache. Oh, really?

That's a sweet little pucker. I love it. Can I get you two a drink?

That's it? That's it.

That's what I'm talking about. Right here. There we go.

The hell was that? I think it's his kid.

There we go. It's all I knew.

These pantomimes suck. Don't look at me. I didn't hire them.

They can't even touch us now. It is over. I don't care.

They were just too macho. Macho?

They won't link us to the murder. You don't know that.

Things could go pretty wrong, so I... Keep your eyes on the road.

Things getting any better at work, Hutch? Actually, work was pretty good today.

Think of something. Okay.

This guy's good. Sweet. It's in his garage.

This man's a drug dealer. Okay, I think what we have...

Those two cheerleaders? No, no, those two witnesses.

Thought we were partners. Come on, Hutch!

Till things cool off? Kevin, please, with the worry.

To the shipping yard! Got a boat?

Understand? What are you wearing? Quick.

Wait up. See what I mean?

Wanna tangle, curly? Come on. No.

Watch it, man. Excuse me?

Watch out for the bunker! I don't know what a bunker is!

Watch out with that thing. Very powerful. Cool. Thanks, Starsky.

We didn't know there was a camera. Cap, we're sorry.

We do? Stacey and Holly.

We don't have any badges. Show him your gun.

We don't really do private shows. But I'm a good friend of Huggy Bear.

We're gonna get you cleaned up. I don't feel like it.

Well, it doesn't have to be over. What do you mean?

Well, that is kind of... Basically... Borderline. It's average.

Well, well, well. How you doing, Willis?

Well, who did? I don't know.

What are you doing? I said, drop the stick.

What are you doing? What?

What are you gonna solve, anyway? I'm gonna solve a murder.

What did they look like? I don't know.

What do you got on those cops? Everything.

What do you got? Tickets to our annual fundraiser.

What do you think? I love it. Great stuff.

What do you weigh? What does that have to do with anything?

What is that? Sweetener, right?

What time is it? It's 5:00, man.

What time is it? Time for Hutch's hangover cure.

What was that? You just stole my voice. No, I didn't.

What you got my man waiting outside for? He brought some extra fuzz with him.

What? I won. Do the applause thing again!

What? No, nothing. Nothing. This guy is funny.

What? The cocaine is in his garage.

What? You'll thank me for this one.

What's going on? Gotta go.

What's in it? Pepto Bismol, Aunt Jemima mix...

What's the matter? We're undercover.

When was the last time you saw him? The last place I saw...

Where am I? You were freaking out.

Where the hell's my 9 iron? I was gonna bring...

Where? I'd like to thank Bay City Volkswagen...

Who the hell shot me? I'm sorry. I was trying to get...

Who wants a whiff of that new car smell? Let's smell it!

Who would this little bird be? Look, I lay it out for y'all to play it out.

Who's next? You got Hutch waiting outside.

Yeah, boss. Thank you very much, Huggy.

Yeah, right. Hutch.

Yeah. Nice.

Yes, I know. That is the point... No, you don't understand.

Yes, it is. That's a perm job, all the way.

You dig? No, I don't dig.

You filed for a transfer? Guns and badges, right here, on my desk.

You gotta trust the kid. I can't, cowboy.

You have a wig guy? Oh, yeah, he's incredible.

You know a lot about golf. I know even more about grass.

You okay? I'm fine.

You okay? Yeah!

You play? Just bring me the guitar.

You sick son of a bitch. Don't hang up. Don't hang up!

You take a kid out on patrol with you? Yeah, that's what we do, isn't it, Willis?

You think dragons ever... Stop, I don't want to talk about it!

You think that's funny? No, no, I mean, you just gotta rise above it.

You went through my locker. I might have looked inside...

You were robbing a bookie. That's right.

You won. You danced your heart out. And everybody saw it.

You're crazy! Are you out of your mind?

You're crying again. I'm not crying. This is different.

Your fondue put us over the top. Really?

Your nuts are mine, Feldman. No, they're not! Your nuts are yours.

Your turn! No!

Zebra 3 to base. Dispatch. Go ahead, Zebra 3.

... as opposed to Georgia Creeping Bent.

... back to the driving range and get it. Just give me the wedge.

... your nuts are mine.

..."To err is human, but to forgive, well, that's right on."

..."To err is human, to forgive, divine."

...a sovereign state established after the Treaty of Vienna.

...and above all, turn up the night!

...and got that look like when she be telling me that old wise stuff.

...and it'll be available in about three weeks.

...and move right to foot massages. Let me see.

...and now you tell me you can't do this? I'm a quitter, but...

...and some asshole wants a new top for his Caddy?

...and work my way up to the big fish. It's simple.

...both of you are suspended indefinitely.

...bring it to me, put it in my hands and step back.

...but I gotta give it to my man Dancing Rick.

...by new guy David Stamsky. No, no, Starsky.

...creating a new kind of diazomethane.

...don't claim you own it because you watch it.

...for donating seven brand new cars to our annual fundraising raffle.

...founder of Finkel Fixtures, a lighting fixture chain.

...giving it a heightened perfluoralkylation process...

...hope the current takes it to the next precinct.

...I checked this stuff out and even though it tastes like sugar, that is cocaine.

...I sincerely apologize. That's okay, captain.

...is not that many people are excited to hire a felon.

...it will never happen again, because as of now...

...it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out...

...l'd put them on, because I got a feeling these two are gonna light it up!

...might have to report you to Doby.

...on everyone who's ever worn a uniform.

...play darts, whatever the hell else you white people do.

...questioning.

...so I kind of look after him.

...sorry about what I wrote in the report.

...Tang and a little flat Tab.

...that cat, Reese? All he did was talk about that damn yacht.

...that in the bottom of their hearts...

...these two detectives were just trying to protect me and my family.

...those are hand towels. The big towels are on the top shelf.

...to alter the cell structure of the coca plant...

"Cavorting with nefarious characters. Conduct unbecoming of an officer."

"Crime called in sick," I like that.

"If you're one of the cops, eat at Pop's."

"Mama put the salt back on a straight line with the pepper...

"One for the Guinness Book," was how he put it.

"Punched his last ticket," as they say.

"Reese Feldman Corporation."

"Ruin me!"

"Straight to the finish." I like that, man. I like that.

"You cross the line...

Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Starsky & Hutch is a comedy movie released in 2004, based on the iconic 1970s television series of the same name. Directed by Todd Phillips, it stars Ben Stiller as Dave Starsky and Owen Wilson as Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson, two mismatched detectives who team up to take down a notorious drug lord. The film is a hilarious and action-packed homage to the original series, filled with retro flair and comedic moments. If you are a fan of the film or simply want to relive the nostalgia, you can play and download the sounds of Starsky & Hutch here.
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