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About fifty
About fifty
Al
Al
Alex
Alex
All right
All right
Amazing
Amazing
Anything else you want to tell me?
Anything else you want to tell me?
Are you blind?
Are you blind?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Bat shit
Bat shit
Best
Best
Bullshit
Bullshit
But why
But why
Can I talk to your mother?
Can I talk to your mother?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Cause
Cause
China
China
Crazy fool
Crazy fool
Damn
Damn
David
David
Definitely
Definitely
Do you hear me the bus on
Do you hear me the bus on
Ever in my life
Ever in my life
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fucking fat Americans
Fucking fat Americans
Gay
Gay
George Bush is an asshole
George Bush is an asshole
Go back to Scotland
Go back to Scotland
He is so stupid
He is so stupid
He told me this is interesting
He told me this is interesting
Hello
Hello
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hole in one
Hole in one
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit you're so fat
Holy shit you're so fat
How about she you and help
How about she you and help
How about this
How about this
How are you
How are you
How does that make you feel
How does that make you feel
How does that work
How does that work
How long does say to you is for your own good
How long does say to you is for your own good
Huh
Huh
I don't know
I don't know
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't understand
I don't understand
I hate German
I hate German
I hate pie
I hate pie
I intend you
I intend you
I know
I know
I really hate him
I really hate him
I said
I said
I think
I think
I'd like that asshole
I'd like that asshole
I'm
I'm
I'm going to say is very slowly
I'm going to say is very slowly
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm in China
I'm in China
I'm President Bush
I'm President Bush
I've got only one thing to say
I've got only one thing to say
I've only got one more question
I've only got one more question
In case you didn't know
In case you didn't know
Iraq
Iraq
Is
Is
It's possible
It's possible
Italy
Italy
J
J
Lie
Lie
Map
Map
Michael
Michael
Moron
Moron
Move it you're blocking a hallway
Move it you're blocking a hallway
No
No
No way
No way
Nope
Nope
Off
Off
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Or
Or
Play
Play
Please
Please
Publix
Publix
Really
Really
Retard
Retard
Roughly five thousand
Roughly five thousand
Screw you
Screw you
Shop
Shop
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut up
Six of july
Six of july
Steam
Steam
Steve and while
Steve and while
Sucks
Sucks
Tell about should I know
Tell about should I know
That could be an asshole
That could be an asshole
That's crazy
That's crazy
That's funny
That's funny
The
The
There doing now
There doing now
Think about it
Think about it
Tyler
Tyler
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh forty
Uh forty
Well
Well
Well fuck you
Well fuck you
Well how about that
Well how about that
Well where do you live in
Well where do you live in
What da fuck
What da fuck
What else in you
What else in you
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell are you on drugs
What the hell are you on drugs
What you do that for
What you do that for
Who is this
Who is this
Why 'cause I won't be into here it will be
Why 'cause I won't be into here it will be
Why did you do that
Why did you do that
Why you want my name who are you
Why you want my name who are you
Will help you
Will help you
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah and I'm the Pope
Yeah and I'm the Pope
Yes
Yes
Yo mama so
Yo mama so
You
You
You are
You are
You are such a
You are such a
You son of a bitch
You son of a bitch
You wanna know a secret
You wanna know a secret
Your last night man
Your last night man