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Ain't this fun
Ain't this fun
And you're hideous
And you're hideous
And you're such a nice women bitch
And you're such a nice women bitch
Anyone ever asked you to go fuck yourself
Anyone ever asked you to go fuck yourself
Asshole
Asshole
Aw what's wrong
Aw what's wrong
Can you do me a favour pt1
Can you do me a favour pt1
Can you do me a favour pt2 (Go away)
Can you do me a favour pt2 (Go away)
Carl Johnson
Carl Johnson
Coffee with you no thank you
Coffee with you no thank you
Come here and say that bitch
Come here and say that bitch
Come on dude don't make me laugh
Come on dude don't make me laugh
Come on then asshole fight
Come on then asshole fight
Cool
Cool
Do you know who I am fool
Do you know who I am fool
Don't ever call me again
Don't ever call me again
Dude I ain't got time for this
Dude I ain't got time for this
Dude please shut up
Dude please shut up
Excuse me sir
Excuse me sir
Fuck you
Fuck you
Get lost now or i'll take you out punk
Get lost now or i'll take you out punk
Get the fuck out of here
Get the fuck out of here
Give your mother one for me home boy
Give your mother one for me home boy
Go away pt1
Go away pt1
Go away pt2
Go away pt2
Go do your community work somewhere else
Go do your community work somewhere else
Go get a real job or something
Go get a real job or something
Go sleep with your sister fool
Go sleep with your sister fool
Hello
Hello
Hey beautiful
Hey beautiful
Hey get out of here
Hey get out of here
Hey girl
Hey girl
I ain't saying yeah and I ain't saying no
I ain't saying yeah and I ain't saying no
I appreciate that, I like yours too
I appreciate that, I like yours too
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
I don't need any of this shit
I don't need any of this shit
I seen your face asshole
I seen your face asshole
I'll see you later man
I'll see you later man
I'm just a street criminal what can I say
I'm just a street criminal what can I say
I'm loosing my will to live here
I'm loosing my will to live here
I'm sorry man
I'm sorry man
I've seen harder looking puddings than you
I've seen harder looking puddings than you
Inbreeding makes you dumb huh
Inbreeding makes you dumb huh
It's been nice talking to you
It's been nice talking to you
It's carl
It's carl
It's carl, carl johnson
It's carl, carl johnson
It's cj
It's cj
It's nothing personal i'm just a criminal
It's nothing personal i'm just a criminal
Just cause I look fine I ain't a bitch
Just cause I look fine I ain't a bitch
Like I give a fuck what you think
Like I give a fuck what you think
My god you boring me go away
My god you boring me go away
No thank you
No thank you
Not this crap again
Not this crap again
Oh shut up ugly bitch
Oh shut up ugly bitch
Okay
Okay
Oops
Oops
Real funny
Real funny
So you think i'm a punk do you
So you think i'm a punk do you
Tell it to your daddy bitch
Tell it to your daddy bitch
Thanks
Thanks
That's complete and utter bullshit
That's complete and utter bullshit
Uh na
Uh na
Very intelligent
Very intelligent
We don't want your services around here anymore
We don't want your services around here anymore
Well you look like an asshole so we're even
Well you look like an asshole so we're even
Well you make babies cry when they see your face
Well you make babies cry when they see your face
Well you sound like a moron
Well you sound like a moron
What you smoking
What you smoking
Whatever dude
Whatever dude
Who the fuck you think you're talking to bitch
Who the fuck you think you're talking to bitch
Who's this
Who's this
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah well you need plastic surgery bitch
Yeah well you need plastic surgery bitch
Yeah why not
Yeah why not
You a comedian asshole
You a comedian asshole
You a proffesional moron
You a proffesional moron
You better be drunk
You better be drunk
You could run or get a beating
You could run or get a beating
You don't know who I am
You don't know who I am
You had a bad week huh
You had a bad week huh
You having fun yet flool
You having fun yet flool
You idiot
You idiot
You moron
You moron
You ok
You ok
You okay
You okay
You pathetic
You pathetic
You picked the wrong fool to jack
You picked the wrong fool to jack
You think I don't know about guns
You think I don't know about guns
You wanna get slapped fool
You wanna get slapped fool