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And I will live in Montana. And I will marry around American woman and raise rabbits. And she will cook them for me. And they will have a pickup truck. What? Possibly even. Recreational vehicle. An...
And I will live in Montana. And I will marry around American woman and raise rabbits. And she will cook them for me. And they will have a pickup truck. What? Possibly even. Recreational vehicle. An...
And the sea will grant each man New Hope. Asleep rings dreams. How's it going? Christopher Columbus.
And the sea will grant each man New Hope. Asleep rings dreams. How's it going? Christopher Columbus.
Be careful what you shoot at.
Be careful what you shoot at.
Captain, I would never disagree with you in front of the man, you know that. But in this case, Victor is right. And would have been better if you had not informed Moscow.
Captain, I would never disagree with you in front of the man, you know that. But in this case, Victor is right. And would have been better if you had not informed Moscow.
Crazy Ivan.
Crazy Ivan.
Hard part about playing chickens knowing when to flinch.
Hard part about playing chickens knowing when to flinch.
He's liable to ask him direct questions. Give them direct answers. Tell them what you think.
He's liable to ask him direct questions. Give them direct answers. Tell them what you think.
I present you. The ballistic missile submarine Red October. My officers and I request asylum. In the United States of America.
I present you. The ballistic missile submarine Red October. My officers and I request asylum. In the United States of America.
I would like to have seen Montana.
I would like to have seen Montana.
I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.
I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.
It's gotta be one of the crew.
It's gotta be one of the crew.
Jesus, you look like hell.
Jesus, you look like hell.
Kevin, the reason again, why? OK. And they were really shooting at us. We'd be dead by now.
Kevin, the reason again, why? OK. And they were really shooting at us. We'd be dead by now.
Launch countermeasures.
Launch countermeasures.
Little revolution now and then as a healthy thing, don't you think?
Little revolution now and then as a healthy thing, don't you think?
Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
New Parowski.
New Parowski.
Now, if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him right to Mars.
Now, if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him right to Mars.
Oh, this is nothing. You could have been with us 5-6 months ago. Boom. You talk about you. You ran into a hail storm over the Sea of Japan, right? Everybody scratching their guts out. The pilot sho...
Oh, this is nothing. You could have been with us 5-6 months ago. Boom. You talk about you. You ran into a hail storm over the Sea of Japan, right? Everybody scratching their guts out. The pilot sho...
One of our submarines and Alpha was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time. Andre. You've lost another submarine.
One of our submarines and Alpha was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time. Andre. You've lost another submarine.
Personally, I give us. One champion 3.
Personally, I give us. One champion 3.
Release countermeasures, emergency blow.
Release countermeasures, emergency blow.
Ryan. Some things in here don't react well to bullets. Yeah, like me.
Ryan. Some things in here don't react well to bullets. Yeah, like me.
The average Rusky son don't take a dump without a plan.
The average Rusky son don't take a dump without a plan.
The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.
The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.
Things like will get a little dicey around here.
Things like will get a little dicey around here.
This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through.
This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through.
Torpedo in the water.
Torpedo in the water.
We will pass through the American patrols past their sonar necks and lay off their largest city and listen to their rock and rolls while we conduct missile drills.
We will pass through the American patrols past their sonar necks and lay off their largest city and listen to their rock and rolls while we conduct missile drills.
You arrogant ass. You've killed us
You arrogant ass. You've killed us
You will go with the crew, the officers and I will submerge beneath you. And scuttle the ship.
You will go with the crew, the officers and I will submerge beneath you. And scuttle the ship.
You you speak English? Yes Sir. But you better over here.
You you speak English? Yes Sir. But you better over here.