All right now who did this to you I did I did
And who are you I a man who's never tied his own shoes before
At least you guys are still tall i'm nothing now just another short guy
Come face your destroyer listen to how I sound I sound like a massive prick
Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough it's all my fault!
God I got a big mouth
God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also
How do I get myself into these situations
I am without a doubt the biggest pain in the butt that ever came down the pike
I can't do anything right I need help
I haven't faced death i've cheated death i've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity
I know what you're thinking he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us and you are right
I meet someone whose company I really enjoy and what do I do I go overboard I smother the poor soul I cause him more trouble than he has a right to
I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!
I'll curse myself forever this nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing
I'm 35 years old and i'm going nowhere all I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy fucking bear
I'm the one that ought to be punished I let him go in her garden you can send me to bed without supper
In fact i'm not all that smart and i'm not what you'd call a creative type plus generally unskilled also scared and cowardly
My god maybe we should all be destroyed the human race doesn't deserve to live
Oh i'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!
Oh john what the fuck are you doing how the fuck did you get into this shit
That's the trouble I can't make up my mind I haven't got a brain only straw
This part of my life is called being stupid
We are worms! worthless worms!
When am I ever going to wake up
Which by krell standards classifies me as a low grade moron
Yes that's exactly so i'm a humbug oh
You trying to make me think what the fuck I did here it was an accident fuck him little fucking actor
You're right I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all I even scare myself!
