Ah
Ah Superintendent Chalmers, welcome
Ahh!
At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen
Aurora Borealis
Aurora Borealis?
Delightfully devilish Seymour
For steamed hams
Good Lord what is happening in there?
Good time was had by all, I'm pooped
Help!
I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
I see
I thought we were having steamed clams
Isometric exercise, care to join me?
It's a regional dialect
May I see it?
No
No mother it's just the Northern Lights
No no I said steamed hams
Of course
Oh no
Oh not in Utica, no it's an Albany expression
Oh well it was wonderful
Oh ye gods, my roast is ruined!
Oh, that isn't smoke. It's STEAM, steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Patented Skinner burgers, old family recipe
Really
Seymour, the house is on fire!
Seymour!
Steamed clams
Steamed Hams Inc
Superintendent I was just stretching my calves on the window sill
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers
That's what I call hamburgers
Uh
Uh
Uh huh
Upstate New York
Well i'm from Utica and i've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams
Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say
What if I were to purchase fast food in disguise it as my own cooking
What region?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Seymour?
Woo
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled
Yes I should be
You call hamburgers steamed hams
You know one thing I excuse me for one second
You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger
You steam a good ham
[Chewing]
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