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A Big Bowl of Bad
A Big Bowl of Bad
Air Raid Siren
Air Raid Siren
Alka-Seltzer
Alka-Seltzer
All systems go
All systems go
All this sh*t
All this sh*t
Anita Hill
Anita Hill
Annihilation - Spock
Annihilation - Spock
Applause
Applause
Armrest
Armrest
Baby Crying
Baby Crying
Backing Donald Rumsfeld
Backing Donald Rumsfeld
Barber Shop Quartet
Barber Shop Quartet
Battle
Battle
Blame Transferance
Blame Transferance
Boings
Boings
Calls out C
Calls out C
Candid Camera airs - 1961
Candid Camera airs - 1961
Cant Stop Laughing with Yeltsin
Cant Stop Laughing with Yeltsin
Car Crashes
Car Crashes
Chain Saw
Chain Saw
Chris Wallace Smirk
Chris Wallace Smirk
Classic Burp
Classic Burp
Clean out the barn
Clean out the barn
Computer On
Computer On
Cricket
Cricket
Crowd Cheers- several
Crowd Cheers- several
Crowd Laugh
Crowd Laugh
Cyber
Cyber
Darth Vader of the Administration
Darth Vader of the Administration
Demonic Laughs
Demonic Laughs
Denies resignation rumors
Denies resignation rumors
Disabuse you
Disabuse you
Do you wear?
Do you wear?
Dog Barks-several
Dog Barks-several
Dog- Mean
Dog- Mean
Drum Roll Cymbal
Drum Roll Cymbal
Drum Roll-2
Drum Roll-2
Drumroll
Drumroll
Duck and Cover nuclear war -1955
Duck and Cover nuclear war -1955
Eloise
Eloise
Email coming my way
Email coming my way
Expect
Expect
Explosion-Bomb
Explosion-Bomb
Extra Special
Extra Special
Fool me once
Fool me once
Forever
Forever
Get a load of me
Get a load of me
Glass Breaks
Glass Breaks
Good morning
Good morning
GoodMorning!
GoodMorning!
Government Accountability
Government Accountability
Haha SHUT UP
Haha SHUT UP
Hair Club For Men
Hair Club For Men
Hate Mail
Hate Mail
Hawaiian Punch
Hawaiian Punch
Heart Beats
Heart Beats
Here it goes:
Here it goes:
Homer plays blackjack
Homer plays blackjack
How bout a beer?
How bout a beer?
I Am Not a Crook
I Am Not a Crook
I am your father
I am your father
I cant rembember this ****
I cant rembember this ****
I dream of Genie
I dream of Genie
I get more beautiful everyday
I get more beautiful everyday
I know what I think
I know what I think
I'm a jerk
I'm a jerk
I'm as mad as hell
I'm as mad as hell
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm squirting
I'm squirting
I've fallen and I can't get up
I've fallen and I can't get up
Is it getting chilly?
Is it getting chilly?
Isn't that Special
Isn't that Special
Lee H
Lee H
Life is like a box of chocolate
Life is like a box of chocolate
Lincoln - Gettysburg Address
Lincoln - Gettysburg Address
Little Ceasars Pizza
Little Ceasars Pizza
Lost your Kitty
Lost your Kitty
Major Malfunction
Major Malfunction
Man Death Screams
Man Death Screams
Mayfield Cigarettes
Mayfield Cigarettes
Minnesota Governor Victory Speech
Minnesota Governor Victory Speech
Missile
Missile
Missile Explosion
Missile Explosion
Mission Impossible
Mission Impossible
Mmmm welcome
Mmmm welcome
Mortar explosion
Mortar explosion
Mr
Mr
National Baked Bean Month
National Baked Bean Month
National Deficit Trick
National Deficit Trick
Naughty Parts
Naughty Parts
Negotiation
Negotiation
Not in Kansas anymore
Not in Kansas anymore
Not white collar resort prison
Not white collar resort prison
Ode to a robin
Ode to a robin
Oh!!!!!!!
Oh!!!!!!!
Okay, Terrific
Okay, Terrific
Original Trek Cutaway Sound
Original Trek Cutaway Sound
Pepsi Cola Starts the Cola Wars - '42
Pepsi Cola Starts the Cola Wars - '42
Phone Ring
Phone Ring
Police Siren
Police Siren
Prepare to be astonished!
Prepare to be astonished!
Pro Wrestling Rant
Pro Wrestling Rant
Psychic Hotline
Psychic Hotline
Radio Noise
Radio Noise
Resignation - a result of watergate
Resignation - a result of watergate
Reveille
Reveille
Rice Krispies
Rice Krispies
Santa - Tonight show Joke
Santa - Tonight show Joke
Santas Coming
Santas Coming
Selling a war on Iraq
Selling a war on Iraq
Sexual Relations (song)
Sexual Relations (song)
Sexy Email Notification
Sexy Email Notification
Sharks
Sharks
She's gonna squirt
She's gonna squirt
Shutdown
Shutdown
Smoker's Cruise
Smoker's Cruise
Somebody Stop Me!
Somebody Stop Me!
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Special Friend
Special Friend
Spread That Gene Pool
Spread That Gene Pool
Star Trek - original theme song
Star Trek - original theme song
Tarzan
Tarzan
Telemarketer Nightmare
Telemarketer Nightmare
Telescope - Theo Suess Giesel
Telescope - Theo Suess Giesel
Tempo Cigarettes
Tempo Cigarettes
The ******* Moon
The ******* Moon
The Addams Family
The Addams Family
The Farting Flies
The Farting Flies
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
The Santa in the lobby
The Santa in the lobby
Thinking impaired
Thinking impaired
Thunder Storm
Thunder Storm
Tornado Siren
Tornado Siren
Train Wreck
Train Wreck
Trained to kill me
Trained to kill me
UFO Crashes In Roswell - 1947
UFO Crashes In Roswell - 1947
Utter Frustration
Utter Frustration
Vader- Lack of faith
Vader- Lack of faith
Walt Disney's Pinocchio -1940
Walt Disney's Pinocchio -1940
We don't need your education
We don't need your education
We landed on the moon!
We landed on the moon!
Wish in one hand.
Wish in one hand.
Wont you be my neighbor
Wont you be my neighbor
Woody Woodpecker
Woody Woodpecker
Wrong Side
Wrong Side
Yippy kay yah!
Yippy kay yah!
You can't handle the truth!
You can't handle the truth!
You Shut Up!
You Shut Up!
You'd be Surprised
You'd be Surprised
You're So Stupid!
You're So Stupid!
You've got spam
You've got spam