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A head dress, a diaper, and I'm good to go.
A head dress, a diaper, and I'm good to go.
A transport. I'm saved over here.
A transport. I'm saved over here.
Almost as funny as that dork goat boy.
Almost as funny as that dork goat boy.
And Doctor Who must have left us behind.
And Doctor Who must have left us behind.
Bark like a dog, you little monkey woman.
Bark like a dog, you little monkey woman.
Born in Arizona, got a candle, made a Stoner.
Born in Arizona, got a candle, made a Stoner.
Half man, half dog next Springer.
Half man, half dog next Springer.
Half man, half dog, 100% sexy.
Half man, half dog, 100% sexy.
Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams I can eat.
Here we are, Pismo Beach and all the clams I can eat.
Hi pizza guy, one large pie with dung beetles.
Hi pizza guy, one large pie with dung beetles.
I always say the head dress makes the man.
I always say the head dress makes the man.
I feel like I'm back at 54.
I feel like I'm back at 54.
I hope you're not in heat.
I hope you're not in heat.
I wish my brother Moses was here.
I wish my brother Moses was here.
I'm a bad man. I got poopy pants.
I'm a bad man. I got poopy pants.
I've kidnapped all the oceans of the world. Underdog.
I've kidnapped all the oceans of the world. Underdog.
If I get to meet You'll Brenner, I'll plot.
If I get to meet You'll Brenner, I'll plot.
Is this one of those pyramid schemes?
Is this one of those pyramid schemes?
Just dial 1010, let my people go.
Just dial 1010, let my people go.
Midnight at the Oasis.
Midnight at the Oasis.
Nothing attracts the ladies more than a dirty deity.
Nothing attracts the ladies more than a dirty deity.
Reach out and touch this.
Reach out and touch this.
Speedle Schmeedle. By American.
Speedle Schmeedle. By American.
That John Paul George A Ringo.
That John Paul George A Ringo.
That's it, I'm calling the cops.
That's it, I'm calling the cops.
The legendary. The pageantry. The Luxor.
The legendary. The pageantry. The Luxor.
This is for George Bailey's brother Beetle.
This is for George Bailey's brother Beetle.
This place is drier than Linda Tripp's sauna pants.
This place is drier than Linda Tripp's sauna pants.
Uncle Olin, this Archer has a bad motivator.
Uncle Olin, this Archer has a bad motivator.
Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier.
Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier.
When this level is over, I am selling this hat.
When this level is over, I am selling this hat.