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A big fucking shopping mall.
A big fucking shopping mall.
A shopping mall.
A shopping mall.
Americans love to eat.
Americans love to eat.
Big fat motherfuckers walking around.
Big fat motherfuckers walking around.
Fishing Knives #carlin #castrated with fishing knives
Fishing Knives #carlin #castrated with fishing knives
Fuck you, I think it's hilarious #i think its funny #funny to me #thought it was funny
Fuck you, I think it's hilarious #i think its funny #funny to me #thought it was funny
Getting really sick of guys named Todd #carlin #todd
Getting really sick of guys named Todd #carlin #todd
Golfers #golf #golfers #george carlin
Golfers #golf #golfers #george carlin
Have a Nice Day! #george carlin #sarcastic #nice day
Have a Nice Day! #george carlin #sarcastic #nice day
Homemade soup.
Homemade soup.
Homestyle flavor.
Homestyle flavor.
I don't care if the CEO is living in the basement and cooking on a hot plate.
I don't care if the CEO is living in the basement and cooking on a hot plate.
I think it's just fucking dandy.
I think it's just fucking dandy.
I'm with stupid.
I'm with stupid.
It doesn't seem structurally possible.
It doesn't seem structurally possible.
It's, I understand that.
It's, I understand that.
Look pretty good.
Look pretty good.
Never help the police! #george carlin #never help the police
Never help the police! #george carlin #never help the police
Not too fucking bright.
Not too fucking bright.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Paradise.
Paradise.
Right, the old days.
Right, the old days.
Rights #carlin #rights #fair deal #unlimited rights or no rights at all
Rights #carlin #rights #fair deal #unlimited rights or no rights at all
Someone is pulling your prick.
Someone is pulling your prick.
The best part of getting old #getting old #getting older #forgot #forgetting #old people
The best part of getting old #getting old #getting older #forgot #forgetting #old people
The flag, the Bible and children. No child left behind.
The flag, the Bible and children. No child left behind.
They Don't Give A Fuck About You #they dont give a fuck about you #politicians #rich cocksuckers who dont give a fuck
They Don't Give A Fuck About You #they dont give a fuck about you #politicians #rich cocksuckers who dont give a fuck
They want obedient workers.
They want obedient workers.
You and I are not in the big club.
You and I are not in the big club.
You have no choice.
You have no choice.