♬ Lucifer - Season 2 Soundboard

A bit masturbatory, even for me.

A few days ago, this guy approached me.

A free man, so, if you'll excuse me.

A gay best friend for now.

A gun between his legs...

A Heritage Site by Los Angeles County

A liar?

A list of everyone you've slept with

A little champagne toast to evil while he did it

A lot can happen in five minutes.

A lot.

A man just entered the bar.

A mega mall?

A more subtle way

A motion for dismissal?

A multi million dollar prank war?

A murder investigation can tie up a development for years

A mystery package?

A new flight attendant?

A non guilty verdict.

A number of your exes confirmed seeing her lurking around Lux,

A package?

A place to belong.

A sadness and a strength

A sit in.

A terrorist?

A unique cross bred for its delicious meat

A way to draw him out carefully.

Aah!

About humanity so far.

About it.

About L.A.'s water shortages.

About some kind of an illegal party at Lux.

About the life he's led.

About the whole dating thing.

About wanting to stay here.

About what you heard in the van...

About your feline meet cute.

Accomplished track star, stuck in a vice.

According to the docket, one of your clients

According to the official police report,

Acrylic glass, Detective.

Acted impeccably on this case.

Actually, Detective, that isn't what I was going to say, I..

Actually, Your Honor,

Afraid I'm too smart for that.

Afraid you're wrong about that.

After everything I said about my less positive qualities,

After I turn her world into a sphincter loosening nightmare.

After the kiss?

Against his Father.

Against the Pasadena Gray Hawks.

Agree with her son in order to support him.

Ah, ah, ah. Better safe than sorry

Ah, take it how you like.

Ah, that's enough help from you today Maze, thank you.

Ah, told you.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Right. Forget everything

Ah. Well, what do you know?

All completely legal.

All I can say is,

All I want is for you to know

All I want is what was his

All like you said

All my sons are important

All night long

All night long.

All our info on Dean Cooper.

All right, at least you're getting laid in your dreams.

All right, explain what you mean by evicted,

All right, well, call me as soon as you hear anything else.

All right, well, don't get too comfortable.

All right. But then who has the package?

All right. Detective,

All right. Shh. Yeah. It's personal, obviously.

All rise.

All sent from the same number.

All still here.

All the time.

All this chemistry

All threatening texts.

All we have is you.

All we have to do is defeat Kang.

All we have to do now is find Ashley Corbett.

All we need to do is for someone to pretend

Almost.

Also known as lying.

Also, his mask is a bit lame.

Always gave me flowers after an argument.

Always with the tragic timing.

Am I supposed to be thanking you for something?

Am I too late? Is he dead?

Amazing night.

Amenadiel was sent to this bar, where he sat down,

Among other things.

An arm and a leg, Mom,

An assassin?

An emotional jockstrap

An innocent date

An innocent date?

An innocent man for her personal vendetta

An innocent sophomore at Malibu State, will die

And a butternut squash...

And a great pers...

And a new flight attendant.

And abandon Lucifer?

And all I thought was, you know what, she's so easy to talk to.

And and the chef's an absolute artist in the kitchen.

And and the fact that he would..

And artisan honey.

And as my friend,

And assets, Lux among them.

And besides...

And by that I mean paperwork, not some celebratory drink

And Chloe is the key.

And Chloe is the Key.

And do it carefully as your life may depend on it.

And do it yourself.

And doesn't say thank you.

And eat one of those poisonous sandwiches

And everything she could ever desire.

And for a price.

And for helping me

And for my client.

And get this, the flight he was on?

And handsome young man, wouldn't you say?

And he definitely has a thing for her, but I...

And he did this thing...

And He never did again.

And he's a good enough looking... guy.

And he's only been here for a few months.

And her friend, dirtbag.

And here, Leon Klem,

And hiding them from his company.

And hired you to prove that she was just a gold digger?

And how do you do that?

And how is he qualified for this role?

And I always tell her the truth.

And I approached her.

And I can only hope that he can count on me

And I can't figure out why.

And I certainly don't have one now.

And I don't mean in bed.

And I don't need your thanks.

And I don't want to have anything to do with it anymore

And I found out what the result

And I knew it was fake

And I mean you, not her.

And I saw your lease..

And I thought

And I used your, uh,

And I wanted to thank you

And I was not about to stick around to find out.

And I... well, I know what a big deal the kiss was...

And I'm gonna check this for prints now.

And I'm not judging.

And I'm not talking about her sexual skills.

And if I don't get there soon,

And if Pickman was smuggling drugs,

And if what you say is true...

And if you kill Chloe,

And in addition to that,

And is there anything else

And it feels really good to get it out

And it is you that is lying, Mr. Morningstar?

And it was so...

And it were your hand

And John Decker.

And just tell me how you did it

And lecherous behavior.

And legs for days.

And look what happened to him.

And Maze is...

And most certainly

And most of the biggest developments in the city.

And my client shouldn't be, either.

And my Hello Kitty blankie all rolled into one.

And neither was Hell.

And no human is gonna make him give it up

And nothing but the truth,

And nothing you could do in that courtroom

And now I can finally return to my family

And now you're running scared.

And now, me.

And owes me a favor.

And paid Joe Fields to go to prison for that crime.

And people will go to crazy lengths

And please don't tell me it began by killing Boris.

And please remember that you're still

And poke the bear as hard as we can.

And pretend to deliver his package.

And Raj Daniere. Have you heard of 'em?

And report back to her fiancée's

And say, I am not a crook.

And secondly,

And secondly, rest assured, everything will be okay.

And sell off the building.

And severs his leg within 60 minutes,

And she came back for seconds.

And she can, too.

And she could be sick already,

And she's standing right behind me, isn't she?

And so is the surgeon's hand.

And still have a place here.

And still have feelings, even though they shouldn't.

And still is unshakable.

And that is how we do it!

And that stool that you're sitting on,

And that stupid bitch Jana...

And that's Da Young. I'd say we were right.

And that's okay, but we're different.

And the drink, I mean. But dealer's choice.

And the LAPD to protect her and help her frame

And the only place the formula lives

And the video link was untraceable.

And then he had

And then rebuild.

And then to destroy it.

And then zoom in on the tray.

And then, we can put all of this behind us.

And there's only one place that sells it.

And they just don't care?

And they think for a second about your...

And they're already working on an antidote.

And trust you for once.

And very difficult to convince him to kill this many people

And wanted you all to themselves?

And we both know he's a coward.

And we must stop them.

And what did Boris have to say

And what is it you desire, Tim?

And what were you in for?

And when he does, Mom,

And when it gets out, what he's done,

And when she didn't have it, he went after Raj.

And who are you, lounging around like you own the place?

And who could blame you.

And who the hell is Kang?

And who's supposed to fight him?

And why do you think that's the case?

And why would you think that?

And yes, of course I've made out in a library.

And you barely knew her? Of course that's what happened.

And you want me to try this because...?

And you, you vile insect,

And you're our only option?

And your capacity for good.

And, two..

And, unfortunately for you,

And, yes, I shouldn't have been anywhere near it.

And? Did she sleep with you?

And..

Andy Kleinberg, my copilot,

Andy Kleinberg?

Andy Kleinberg? Jana Lawrence was found murdered this morning.

Another woman, so did that make you jealous?

Any idea

Any other connections.

Any sign of Burt?

Any unusual behavior?

Anyone seen Ashley Corbett?

Anyone you've slept with.

Anything to do with this case after all.

Anything up lately?

Apart my family.

Apologize your ass off.

Appalling personality,

Apparently he was here

Apparently that's supposed to do something.

Apparently, paltry human flesh can't

Are no longer welcome.

Are notoriously violent, so let's try to get

Are selfless to a nauseating degree.

Are you all right?

Are you insane?

Are you jealous, Detective?

Are you nuts?

Are you on your way out?

Are you ready for the package?

Are you really gonna make me force it away from you?

Are you suggesting your partner is delusional,

Are you sure that's what you were really looking for?

Are you sure you don't recognize her?

Are you sure? How do you know?

Are you the proprietor?

Aren't you?

As a civilian consultant for the LAPD?

As far as our so called moment,

As for your package, Burt...

As good as you...

As in the actor Johnny Kane?

As its first witness,

As long as it's still standing

As long as you are mine

As long as you are mine.

As much as I count on him.

As now you're back at work.

As turning me out of my house,

As you're making it out to be,

Ashley Corbett,

Ashley Corbett?

Ashley Corbett. LAPD.

Ashley, where did you get the shot?

At all, that you can help this investigation,

At Boris' bathhouse.

At least not in the courtroom.

At least one of my former lovers might be willing to kill for me.

At Slauson and La Brea tomorrow night.

At the head of the table, ironically.

Aw, such a shame

Aw, such a shame there's no evidence, right?

Away from his other mistresses.

Bad news?

Ballistics match our flight attendant.

Be impulsive,

Bear officially poked

Beautiful.

Because he's trying to evict me from Lux

Because I don't remember telling you anything about this case.

Because I know his type, Daniel.

Because I take risks for my friends

Because I'm a responsible Devil.

Because I'm awesome.

Because it appears he is the victim

Because it's about his beloved Chloe.

Because Los Angeles is my home.

Because maybe you've found it.

Because self worth comes from within, bitches.

Because she doesn't care about you

Because she's a complete maniac fueled by rage and violence.

Because the poor sap saved himself?

Because we now know that you're the one

Because we're running out of time

Because what you couldn't destroy, I did all on my own.

Because you asked me, remember?

Because you care

Because you, Detective,

Because...

Before he died.

Before it broke. Ella, are any of

Before we have the sex.

Being taken for granted is in the job description.

Being you.

Believe that you're awesome.

Belongs to a wealthy Silicon Valley guy, Andy Kleinberg.

Beloved by critics and the public alike.

Benjamin Tibi.

Benji here

Besides, I just flew in from Macau this afternoon.

Besides, this is my fault.

Best partner I have ever had.

Better hold on!

Better hold on.

Better than you...

Between our victims, we should talk to

Between the two, and so far

Big creepy dude.

Bloody hell, for the last time,

Bloom was right.

Bold, but not too sexy. Lawyer color.

Bomb's in the car.

Boo yah.

Boris looked me in the eye, and he said,

Boris Sokolov's death,

Boris' tongue was cut out.

Both in your ability to frustrate me

Built it myself.

Bulldozers get rolling as soon as my people finish

Burt went to a lot of trouble for a single drug deal.

Burt, I presume.

Busted, Mr. Hoffing.

But a deal's a deal.

But a mother doesn't have to

But actually, whilst you're here...

But Amenadiel talked me out of it.

But are you sure that's the kind

But at least examine your options first.

But before we deal with

But business is business.

But choice is an illusion.

But completely meaningless.

But considering

But don't worry, we will figure out a way.

But first you have to do something for us.

But hasn't he been behind bars since you arrested him?

But he always keeps his own hands clean.

But he has a professional background,

But he is not a liar

But he's trying to prove a bloody point.

But here we are...

But I also think you've stopped.

But I can't let you kill Chloe, Mom.

But I couldn't do it.

But I do know that Chloe proved herself to you.

But I do know that no matter how bad things get,

But I don't talk about my clients out of court.

But I made a commemorative doll.

But I needed people to understand

But I refused.

But I was clearly bamboozled.

But I...

But I'm confused, Your Honor.

But I'm not asking you to break his trust.

But if you still don't believe me,

But if you're buttering me up, it ain't gonna work.

But in order to do so, you need to go after the professor

But it didn't matter

But it didn't matter, he didn't like her.

But it has, and I've got this overwhelming sensation...

But it might be able to be used to our advantage

But it wasn't me.

But Johnny Kane came by the dorm yesterday.

But let's go talk to Eleanor Bloom.

But look, I apologize for my controversial testimony,

But Lux has been named

But my loyalties are to my patient, your son.

But not making any sense.

But not until after she'd found her dad's killer dead?

But now, I'm not so sure.

But quantity over quality, I suppose.

But really good.

But she deserved better than that...

But she didn't.

But still.

But that greasy weasel might be right.

But that's another story.

But the investigation into that monster

But the next day, Lucifer was with

But the poison must be different from the first victim.

But the scar on his neck it's very distinctive

But there is no right way, because the truth...

But there's also the possibility...

But they were mostly about what he desired,

But they'll flock to any new place I go to, so..

But this stuff is so strong, Dan, that it killed him anyway.

But this was sent directly to my personal e mail,

But those people were clearly insane.

But we'll need you to work with us on this one.

But we're here to talk about you.

But what am I being blamed for now?

But what happens if we lose?

But what if they can't?

But when the K Dog gets a bone,

But who knows?

But with that said, I'm actually glad you made it.

But yes.

But yet...

But you don't.

But you have to promise me you're not really gonna hurt this woman.

But you know she doesn't believe you.

But you know who's okay with nada?

But you're avoiding the truth.

But you're not, Luci.

But you're still my son

But, hey, someone invented glue for a reason

But, Mom, the bottom line is

But, uh, regardless, it's a moot point.

By emotions she's never felt before.

By his own free will.

By that not guilty verdict?

Came out of Los Angeles.

Can I ask you something, Detective?

Can I keep him?

Can rest assured that someone as honest,

Can you guys hear me?

Can you please tell me where Ashley is?

Can your fiancée vouch for your whereabouts

Captain Pickman, LAPD!

Care to explain the wall?

Care to explain why you sent Johnny Kane a threatening e mail

Care to explain?

Careful, brother. That sounds dangerously like a compliment.

Careful...

Carve up your own face, or...

Cat?

Caught up, in in a way, yes.

Changes nothing

Char...?

Charlotte Richards down yourself.

Charlotte Richards is the gorgeous lady

Charlotte Richards is, uh, defending Perry?

Charlotte Richards, the defense attorney.

Charlotte Richards, to name one.

Charlotte?

Check it out:

Check it out.

Check with the airstrip. You have any other questions,

Chill out, Dan.

Chloe and I are real.

Chloe Decker had motive, opportunity,

Chloe Decker is causing your vulnerability.

Chloe Decker is not on trial here

Chloe Decker?

Chloe Decker's daddy?

CHLOE: Eric's father created fake evidence

CHLOE: I can reason with him

CHLOE: Lucifer? Lucifer?!

Chloe. Don't send this. All right? It's not you.

Chloe...

Chloe's gonna lose it.

Choose your weapon.

Christi would never...

Christi, I know this might be hard to hear, but...

CHRISTI: But what, baby?

Christi..

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

City of reinvention, where you can become

Clearly.

Clever Perry, killed two birds with one stone.

Cocaine?

Come between us. And not in the fun way.

Come now, Detective, it's the 21st century.

Comparing himself to the likes of Johnny Kane and Dr. Scott.

Completely clean with me, Mother.

Consider me

Considering his reputation.

Contain my divinity

Continue Luc..

Cop speak on how to accomplish that tiny task.

Copy that.

Correction. Because he saved the dissertation he'd been

Could be bribed for pictures of their kids.

Could be much creepier. Put that in.

Could give me pitiful glances all night?

Could save us, but...

Court is now in session.

Crank it up!

Crime scene. Let's go.

Cyber got a hit off that e mail trace.

Da da... Don't be a Dan.

Dad couldn't block it anymore.

Daggers.

Damn it, Lucifer, I was so stupid

Dan slept with Charlotte?

DAN: I'm not gonna lie.

Dan's got a lead

Danger of getting wasted! Whoo!

Dangerous, and...

Dangerous, duplicitous...

Date from two days ago.

Deal with it, Mother!

Dean Cooper died yesterday.

Dean Cooper was making large off the books payments

Dean Cooper's payments started

Dear, how do I turn this thing off?

Decades before I ran it.

Deeply unpleasant man.

Definitely not.

Demand her other hand?

Demon.

Designer poison here.

Designer poisons need designer antidotes.

Detective Decker has asked you many times.

Detective Decker,

Detective Decker.

Detective,

Detective, are you sure you want to do this?

Detective, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Detective, I didn't.

Detective, I need to talk to you.

Detective, I will never lay eyes on that flight attendant again.

Detective, is this...

Detective, please! Come on.

Detective, this woman has my home.

Detective, what has gotten into you today?

Detective, you...

Detective!

Detective?

Detective.

Detective...

Did anyone threaten you?

Did find several unreported payments.

Did I just say that out loud?

Did Lucifer, uh, bring you dinner?

Did she now?

Did you and Lucifer have any intimate moments?

Did you get any prints?

Did you have any connection to the poisoned student?

Did you know? Huh?

Did you not hear about the honey? I mean...

Did you notice anything strange in the last few days?

Did you say you kissed?

Did you sleep with me to get intel on this case?

Did you..

Didn't we just hear the prosecution say

Distractions.

Disturbing.

Ditch the loser from Lux?

Ditch the loser from Lux.

Divvying up the spoils.

DJ? How dare you!

Do anything special for you?

Do I make you horny, honey?

Do I still get to rough him up before the cops do?

Do not leave town.

Do they ever get less predictable?

Do what, Mum?

Do what's asked and an antidote will be delivered.

Do what's asked, and an antidote will be delivered.

Do you ever get the feeling like you've been used?

Do you have any idea, Ashley,

Do you know anyone who may have had a problem with him?

Do you know for sure they wouldn't take a bribe?

Do you know what apartment she lives in?

Do you know where he is?

Do you know, I'm really not sure...

Do you notice anything

Do you think I'm boyfriend material?

Do you think it would be you who figured it out?

Do you think it's because

Do you think that could have been it?

Do you think there's anything even remotely similar

Do you trust me?

Do you trust your fellow officers, Detective?

Do you?

Doc!

Doctor Devil confidentiality.

Doctor, have we even met before?

Doctor, I don't really understand

Doctor, this is my mom in a disturbingly hot body.

Does it really surprise you

Does that mean you're on my side now?

Does that threaten you?

Doesn't seem to be a mugging. Cash, credit card, keys,

Don't act like your mother

Don't be absurd, Maze.

Don't be angry.

Don't buy his cocaine, though.

Don't ever lie to me like that again.

Don't know what's taking her so long.

Don't play silly buggers with me, Mum.

Don't say another word.

Don't talk.

Don't toy with me, Mother.

Don't waste your poker face on me, buddy.

Don't waste your time trying to make another.

Don't waste your time with him.

Don't we?

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry, I'll deal with the boys in blue.

Don't you dare.

Don't!

Don't.

Doubt we'll get a response.

Each one just a little bit different.

Easier the second time around.

Eh, more like medium news

Either they're running from something,

Either way, we should warn them

Eleanor Bloom's entire

Ella should have it any minute now.

Ella, cause of death?

Empty pleasure?

Emptying the buildings.

Engaging in sex, drugs,

Engineered from controlled substances.

Enjoy the food without any...

Enjoying a little bit of happiness.

Enjoying what little life he had left with sex or friends.

Enough pepperoni to feed a family of four.

Eric Cooper, you're under arrest...

Eric Cooper.

Eric's dad had it all drawn up and then

Eric's insatiable lust

Especially that place

Especially those who are secretly my mother.

Especially with the quarterlies...

Even I have my limits.

Even if I have to interview the owner

Even if I wanted to. I was T.A.ing a class.

Even if it's about another guy.

Even if that means hurting people you care about.

Even if there was no evidence of her cheating,

Even Lux?

Even more surprised

Even though the ungrateful urchin does nothing

Even though you'd never admit it.

Even though you'll never admit it, but...

Every day. And every time that I see you, it's..

Everyone else thinks they can, too.

Everyone wave at Pete.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything that Mr. Morningstar said

Exactly, and if Perry is good at anything,

Exactly.

Exactly. If we were strangers, you'd be hitting on me.

Examining your innermost desires,

Excellent. So we're all fine, then.

Except a more handsome version.

Except for one.

Except he was strangled

Except I call him Detective Douche.

Except something still bothers me.

Excuse me, have you seen this girl?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second?

Excuse us, thank you.

Existence. (chuckles)

Expensive cars

Explosive exsanguination from

Extremities, Detective.

FAA reports he filed a last minute flight plan.

Fans send bizarre letters to my manager all the time,

Fine. I'll report back.

First of all, Detective, there is no that.

First off, I'm kind of a fan of Johnny Kane.

First on the scene was the detective, I believe.

Flying Van Nuys to Caracas, takes off in less than an hour.

Follow your heart, son.

Foolish condiment.

For a four toed Brittany...

For all of my existence,

For all of... this.

For Burt, too,

For Daddy's cold hard cash.

For her?

For our own gain...

For purse sized dogs.

For reminding me why I'm doing this

For say, one person.

For taking such good care of my son.

For the Decker family jewels.

For the detective.

For the man accused of killing John Decker

For the murder of Jill Fields

For the ones they love, even if they're the ones

For the rest of his life.

For the Russian gang that runs the prison

For this poor chap as well, did they?

For what felt like forever.

For you to spoil things.

For your father,

Forget it. Come on.

Forget the building, I need a smaller charge.

Forward of me but...

Found it in the tunnel.

Free travel, whatever they desire.

Freeze!

Friends help each other out

Friends help each other out.

Friends thought he was just hungover after the big win

Friends, family, where she was staying when she was in L.A.?

From being bulldozed into a Cinnabon?

From Dean Cooper's death.

From Eleanor Bloom, I'm sure well above market price.

From when Ava Gardner threw a scotch glass at Sinatra's head.

Furen Li Chunhua.

Garbage disposal...

Gave you businesswoman blue balls

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Genuine Medieval knights costume in a Bel Air mansion?

Get away from you. We can't let our feelings get in the way

Get down...

Get her off me! She's insane!

Get laid?

Get out of the chair.

Get out.

Get the best of me.

Get you a burger, fries?

Gets... this.

Girl over there

Give me that.

Give me the detonator.

Give us a wave.

Given the sudden death

Go!

God made Chloe.

God put her in Lucifer's path.

God, I'm such an idiot.

Good. 'Cause the last thing I need is a step Dan.

Got up there...

Got you.

Granny Panties Decker? A miracle?

Guy smuggles a lot of drugs into the country.

H How am I supposed to make that choice?

Ha! Huh.

Had a chat, then blessed Penelope Decker

Harry, are you surprised

Has been harpooned.

Has got me falling.

Hasn't come in yet.

Hated the old man, eh?

Have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?

Have we met?

Have you ever brought down a building before?

Have you ever, you know, made out in a library?

Have you forgotten? You killed your brother,

Have you slept with him yet?

Haven't you ever wondered why that particular human

He asked me to come down here

He can't even make a proper suicide jump.

He confessed that he routinely provided fall guys

He could have built that lab anywhere,

He could pull off playing a college student.

He demanded the keys to use the equipment after hours.

He deserves a woman like you in his life.

He did this thing with my Tibetan singing pot

He did this thing...

He even did this thing with a Pan flute

He even signed one of my DVDs.

He had never asked me to do anything of this sort,

He helped me with these

He is the...

He is very, uh, intuitive.

He just wanted to torture the buyer.

He killed Uriel to protect her

He kind of made them all.

He knew exactly what I wanted.

He lost his job, his entire world spiraled out of control.

He moved out here with just ten dollars and a dream.

He needs to know the facts

He owns a nightclub.

He really does love this place, doesn't he?

He recruits 'em on the party circuit in Malibu,

He responded.

He took off.

He uses young women like Jana to mule.

He wanted me to... make some.

He was a professor at Malibu until this video went viral.

He was distraught.

He was going to kill...

He was killed in a fit of human passion.

He was publicly humiliated, his wife left him,

He was the only person that could connect Perry

He wasn't gonna let this place go without a fight.

He wi...

He will be out of business

He will hate you forever.

He will sell you the best Molly in the city.

He won't rest until he finds out who did it

He works here part time.

He, um, understands people's desires.

He'd been obstructing for years.

He'll take it better from you. You're his closest friend.

He's a civilian consultant for the LAPD.

He's different when he's with you.

He's our key witness.

He's picking everyone by design...

He's the prosecution's key witness.

He's, like, 40 years old, there's no way

Her name is Suki Price.

Her spleen? Her heart?

Her. It's Eleanor Bloom.

Here is the flight attendant section.

Here.

Here's Jana with Raj.

Hey, are you a stripper?

Hey, are you busy? I could use an assist on this case.

Hey, come out with your hands up.

Hey, hot pants

Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere.

Hey, it doesn't matter...

Hey, listen, man, you're not gonna, uh...

Hey, Lucifer

Hey, Lucifer.

Hey, man, my success rate is pretty high.

Hey, man...

Hey!

Hey.

Hi, Burt.

Hi, okay, we've got some anomalies here,

Hi.

Hi. I am looking for Andy Kleinberg.

Hide their payments to you?

His death doesn't change a single thing.

His favorite golf course last year and turned it

His name is Boris Sokolov. He connects criminals,

His recent routes are...

Hmm

Hmm, and why is that?

Hmm, committed.

Hmm, I mean, you're whistling.

Hmm, someone's chirpy for a Monday morning

Hmm! Hands off my client, Officer.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. And w what are these numbers about here?

Holy cow.

Honestly, I was in Hell

Honey...

Hoo ah.

Hooked up.

Hope she forgives you.

Hoping to get a delivery

Hot pants

How can you know who to trust?

How complicated your relationship is.

How could a sale be made so fast?

How could she?

How could you do this to me?

How did you...?

How do I know that it's real?

How do I look?

How do you know he's liquidating assets?

How do you know?

How down he was to party,

How is she?

How much cash she was gonna make from this delivery, I...

How the hell did you know that?

How the tide has turned.

How thoughtful.

How very convenient for Mr. Perry.

How was it?

How was the rest of your night?

How... how did you find me?

Howard Hughes used to use them to sneak his mistresses

However, he is more than aware

Huh.

Humans and the divine don't mix.

Humans are dying because of you.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I actually think you're more human

I actually wanted to speak with you.

I admit I enjoy working with her, but adore,

I almost didn't recognize you.

I also know you're responsible

I am handling things, Maze.

I am not a selfish person. I was vilified for doing

I am trying to help you.

I am, yes.

I assume he studied law enforcement?

I assume the defense is moving for a dismissal?

I assumed you'd be pleased by such a development.

I believe I owe you dinner.

I believe in our legal system.

I believe that was an animated cat

I believe you have something that belongs to me.

I believe you, but can anyone else confirm your story?

I believe you.

I bet it hurt.

I bet that's what she said, didn't she?

I bet this is your your definition of fun, isn't it?

I can always build a new one.

I can come back.

I can get to that antidote without harming myself

I can get you whatever you want

I can make a lasting impression.

I can't even describe it, but...

I can't leave Lux undefended.

I can't let Perry get away with everything.

I can't see another way to save this place.

I can't take credit.

I can't.

I cannot have you terrorizing him.

I choose those.

I could use a few of her on my team.

I could use the possibility

I couldn't cut up my face.

I couldn't do what the man said.

I couldn't get it out of my head.

I couldn't have e mailed him at that time

I couldn't live with disappointing you.

I did not see that coming.

I did nothing of the sort.

I didn't have any zucchinis.

I didn't have one

I didn't know you were expecting company.

I didn't realize he was freakin' dead.

I didn't realize how true it was until I yelled it in her face.

I didn't send that e mail, and I didn't send this one either.

I didn't think you had it in you.

I didn't want anyone to get hurt,

I disagree with you wholeheartedly

I don't agree with you.

I don't care what anyone thinks of me.

I don't chicken out.

I don't have it.

I don't know

I don't know any kid named Rick.

I don't know any kid...

I don't know what you've heard about me,

I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed

I don't know.

I don't know. He saw some tall guy with dark hair in a suit.

I don't know. I keep telling the detective she's not my ex.

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't lie.

I don't need air.

I don't need you to show me around the city.

I don't recognize him.

I don't recognize the return address

I don't run scared any more than I chicken.

I don't see it.

I don't think I deserve the term.

I don't think so.

I don't think you are.

I don't understand him.

I don't want to lose you again.

I doubt it.

I feel invincible.

I felt a spark between us.

I find that people

I find that to be quite binding.

I flew into a rage.

I gave her every incentive to turn on you.

I gave you all the reason in the world

I got a bull's eye

I got a question.

I got into trouble using drugs years back.

I guess we both have our mysteries.

I guess we make a good team after all, don't we?

I had a friend in the city council

I had a little dinner.

I had a... an epiphany, of sorts.

I had no choice.

I had no choice. You have to understand that.

I had no idea Charlotte Richards

I had no idea that Jana was coming over.

I had to find a way to open your eyes.

I hate ketchup.

I have actual evidence on Eric Cooper

I have all of Lucifer's lovers categorized.

I have ever had.

I have guests to get back to

I have no questions at this time.

I have no questions for this witness.

I have some questions for you myself.

I have some upsetting information to give to Lucifer

I have to correct you, there was no hookup.

I haven't done this in a while.

I haven't really had anyone to...

I haven't, wouldn't ever

I hear Charlotte is a changed woman

I hope poor Ricky made 'em count.

I hope you know it takes months

I I didn't even ask.

I I mean, I simply don't know what to say.

I just came by to tell you that Chloe's looking for you.

I just can't figure out who they were investigating.

I just figured that's where you were going with that.

I just hope I don't make things worse.

I just miss him.

I just press this button

I just realize that self worth comes from within.

I just saw American Psycho's father.

I just simply thought that she should

I just sped up his timeline?

I just thought you'd want to know, we got calls

I just want you gone.

I just wish you'd loosen up, Decker.

I knew

I knew it.

I knew that. That's why I'm here, to support you

I knew you'd save yourself.

I know him. I'll handle this.

I know how it's done.

I know just the person.

I know Lucifer better than he knows himself

I know that grin.

I know this amazing steakhouse

I know this isn't my case, but I'm freaking out, Dan.

I know this looks bad.

I know what they're gonna go do, Maze!

I know what to do now.

I know what you're doing,

I know what your explanation is and I don't want

I know where he lives.

I know you don't believe that.

I know you had Boris killed.

I know you had Boris killed. And John Decker.

I know you killed that flight attendant

I know you know more than you're telling us.

I know you would.

I know your type. You don't respond to emotion,

I know, right?

I know.

I know. It's what I'm saying.

I laid it on thick.

I leaked the information to Charlotte.

I let my emotions get the best of me the other night, okay?

I made a mistake.

I made certain mistakes, all right?

I may have a solution.

I may have obscured the truth a bit.

I mean an actual police sting operation.

I mean I probably shouldn't

I mean, a woman's life is on the line and here you are doing..

I mean, bad.

I mean, do you know the history of sin in this place?

I mean, do you think she's ill?

I mean, he was just a meaningless

I mean, he would have died of poisoning,

I mean, he's also a degenerate gambler

I mean, how is it the only person infatuated with me

I mean, I certainly wouldn't hurt anyone over him.

I mean, I didn't think it could happen,

I mean, I don't know if it's reciprocated, but...

I mean, I'm all for

I mean, I'm gonna have to reach out

I mean, isn't contributing to homelessness

I mean, it wasn't the walls that made it my home.

I mean, it, it is me.

I mean, Johnny Kane's a spry

I mean, no one would do something like that

I mean, not that I want to.

I mean, of course I want to, but...

I mean, she is

I mean, surely this won't force the psycho underground,

I mean, the Devil's in the details

I mean, there was that one girl.

I mean, to be a man playing a woman playing a man.

I mean, we are talking

I mean, we were... we were having a moment.

I mean, what could go wrong, right?

I mean, what did either of us really give her?

I mean, what kind of sick bastard

I mean, who leaps from the seventh floor?

I mean, you did get two new toys.

I mean, you didn't tell her anything about the case

I met the mother again.

I miss you, too.

I need his help

I need to ask you, Detective. It's...

I need to get an update on Ashley Corbett.

I need to hear about it.

I need to put together a victim profile.

I need to slut this up.

I need you further away.

I need you to destroy a nightclub for me.

I never forget a face.

I never saw him again.

I only ever use it for... you know....

I only know him as Burt.

I owe you an explanation.

I photoshopped pictures of her

I played this role before, 16 years ago

I prefer to not be defined by Him.

I promise you.

I realized it would never work out between us.

I really appreciate you answering our questions.

I really need your help here.

I refuse to believe that one of my former lovers

I said please, right?

I saw a sadness in you.

I screwed it up.

I see what's happened here

I see you've found my love handles.

I see. What about the other women

I should've assumed you'd be busy.

I should've known how selfish and thoughtless you can be

I should've known Jana left it with you after I saw her at Lux.

I solemnly promise that the man's feet

I spilled a little on myself. Now...

I spotted a smudge of lipstick

I still don't understand why,

I suppose...

I swear to tell the truth, he whole truth,

I think he did it.

I think he's super talented, but not enough to e mail him.

I think I just figured out what's wrong with you.

I think I know

I think I know what's happening

I think I saw her an hour ago.

I think it means you.

I think they can, uh, be kind of romantic.

I think we've had enough, Your Honor.

I think you already know.

I think you did come to Los Angeles

I think you should tell him.

I think you were right, Maze.

I think you'd feel a lot better

I think you're in the wrong place, lady.

I thought Eric had been cleared of the charges

I thought he was just sleeping it off for once.

I thought I might be next

I thought I'd dive into my employment.

I thought it was drugs.

I thought it was some sick joke.

I thought making emergency sales

I thought our killer was just raving mad,

I thought we could rack up some miles.

I thought you said Chloe Decker was an impeccable detective.

I thought you said you hadn't slept with her.

I thought you understood.

I thought you were gonna fight for this place.

I told the old man the truth.

I totally over shared, didn't I?

I tracked your phone's GPS.

I treated Maze the same way that I treated you.

I tried to warn you.

I underestimated you.

I understand your confusion.

I used to believe

I want everything Dean Cooper has.

I want him to get the justice he deserves.

I want my father to turn over in his grave.

I want my package.

I want to build a cat sanctuary.

I want to help you, but we have to find a legal solution.

I wanted to prove to you

I wanted to tell you that

I was able to ping

I was afraid you were trying to kill me.

I was afraid.

I was first on scene.

I was going to call you guys.

I was gonna blow Chloe up,

I was gonna sell them.

I was good up there, wasn't I?

I was improvising.

I was just on my way out

I was just trying to...

I was just... scared.

I was looking for you.

I was pretty surprised when you called me.

I was sent as a punishment.

I was the first person on that crime scene.

I was trying to prove

I was worried I'd never see you again.

I was, um..

I was, um...

I wasn't. I...

I went home and I stared at that knife for hours.

I went through a bad breakup, myself

I went to the bar right after she left.

I will find out.

I will not leave another one behind.

I wish I could say that I'm surprised

I withdraw that, Your Honor.

I woke up. I had a bio exam.

I won't feel so bad about having slept with Charl...

I would do anything to right this.

I would like to add one more thing, if I may...

I, um... I need to get a glass of water

I...

I... darling, could you do this?

I... I deliver pizzas.

I... I started thinking

I... Jana...

I'd actually like to win this. I was pointing at Maze.

I'd be honored to, uh, simply continue working by your side...

I'd like to go somewhere where you two are not.

I'd love one for Lux.

I'd recommend you stop talking now.

I'll deal with this.

I'll find the package. I'll get paid. We'll...

I'll have you removed.

I'll send you the address, Chloe.

I'll tell you later.

I'm a demon.

I'm a developer. I'm gonna knock everything down

I'm a homicide detective, not the slut police.

I'm a little... out of practice

I'm a lover, not a Rolodex.

I'm a man of my word.

I'm a therapist.

I'm afraid he might think I have some...

I'm afraid he won't believe me.

I'm afraid this flight's grounded.

I'm afraid you're gonna have to be more specific.

I'm bleeding.

I'm broke.

I'm Chloe's mom?

I'm confused, Detective.

I'm fairly certain there are people in Hell being forced

I'm finding it hard to believe myself, trust me, but, uh,

I'm getting to that.

I'm glad he found someone.

I'm going to do this one myself.

I'm going to need...

I'm gonna build a mega mall.

I'm gonna try and trace where these payments went.

I'm good. I'll stay here.

I'm his lawyer now.

I'm I'm normally the one doing the favors.

I'm I'm the one who did it, not Eric.

I'm impressed.

I'm in.

I'm just making sure Mom doesn't make the same ones.

I'm just upset for the detective

I'm legit.

I'm looking for Ashley Corbett.

I'm looking for Maze.

I'm much...

I'm not a monster, I'm human.

I'm not angry.

I'm not going to hurt anyone.

I'm not going to tell him this information for you,

I'm not gonna go watch my mother make out with Dan!

I'm not gonna interfere with my mother

I'm not interested in being the messenger

I'm not sure where I'd put it...

I'm not telling you anything about our sessions.

I'm not the one on the couch, Lucifer.

I'm quite certain we've not slept together.

I'm quite sure it's no one so dramatic.

I'm right here, Detective.

I'm saying I didn't kill him over a deal

I'm saying that you need to say that you're awesome.

I'm simply stating that if what we just heard is true,

I'm so glad you're okay.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about your friend.

I'm sorry about your home. I am.

I'm sorry I took it. I was desperate.

I'm sorry to bother you, um, I was, um...

I'm sorry, I...

I'm sorry, it's none of my business.

I'm sorry, which detective?

I'm sorry, you... you look really familiar.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Can you say that again? I can't hear you,

I'm sorry. Uh,

I'm starting to understand what you see in her.

I'm still in shock

I'm sure his previous job

I'm sure that sounds strange

I'm sure there's DNA or whatever all over the house.

I'm sure you'll get on like a house on fire.

I'm surprised you're still single.

I'm the Devil, Doctor

I'm the guy who answers those questions.

I'm the only human in your life

I'm thinking industrial size professional slicer.

I'm upset because I just don't know if it's...

I'm why she knew Chloe was first at the scene.

I'm working here.

I'm... glad she showed up.

I've already lost a son.

I've already posted your bail

I've assumed all of Cooper's holding

I've been a little bit gun shy

I've been stung

I've been trying to find the right way to tell you.

I've changed my mind about that, actually.

I've decided to take things slow, for once.

I've dedicated my life to saving people

I've done a lot of things to a lot of people by now.

I've done several things to you.

I've ever seen.

I've found that can also mean

I've got a delivery for a Dr. Scott.

I've got this.

I've had patients who revealed a new side

I've heard their branzino is amazing.

I've learned sex puts your gender into a mild coma.

I've loved you from afar.

I've only recently come back.

I've seen a lot of messed up stuff.

I've tried to manipulate Lucifer before.

If he said he'll be here, he'll be here.

If he's going to make an informed decision about Chlo...

If he's willing to do something as monstrous

If I did come up with such a plan,

If I didn't cut my face.

If I tell you this, you have to come

If I were you, I'd leave.

If Leon simply pulls the lever

If only I knew who really gave Mom that information

If somewhat, well, let's say morally ambiguous

If that's not our killer then where is he?

If that's what you're asking.

If their R&D guy would sell secrets.

If there's one thing he cares about more than anything,

If this information is as upsetting

If we can convince him to give up Perry,

If we threaten that ego, trust me, he'll respond.

If we want Luci to go home with us,

If we'd slept together, she wouldn't have left

If you ask me, she killed the wrong man.

If you enter the room.

If you go into that room right now, you'll die.

If you just came clean.

If you were in danger

If you were me,

If you won't say it, I will.

If you'll excuse me,

If you'll excuse me, I have to go.

If you're a worthy romantic partner...

If you're gonna give me some sob story...

If you're gonna stay, come on, stay.

If you're stronger together

Impatient little killer.

Impressive work.

In a music video.

In and out as quickly as possible, all right?

In celestial beings.

In fact, I moved here to get away from him.

In fact, I'm asking you to illuminate the truth for him.

In front of the bulldozers?

In light of the death of our key witness,

In Los Angeles a crime?

In Lucifer's path.

In my head.

In order to lure out our murderous kingpin from hiding,

In some compromising positions.

In Star Trek, they play three dimensional chess.

In that mirror there.

In the city. We have tons of suspects to go over.

In the last eight weeks.

In this vial, an antidote that will save Benji's life.

In vial numero dos,

Including the entire block that Lux is on.

Indeed you are, in that it's literally

Inferior linen.

Ingenious pizza code,

Innocent student, attached to a poison drip.

Instead of, you know,

Interesting choice of venue.

Into a landfill for medical waste.

Into breaking off her engagement

Is a known explosives expert

Is a very important place to you.

Is Andy Kleinberg.

Is being home with Trixie, reading her a book.

Is he has hot spots all over him, almost like the poison...

Is here with humanity?

Is here with humanity?!

Is His doing... He put her in your path.

Is how the detective can think I'm the one

Is it true that you know how to make bombs?

Is Lucifer's partner.

Is making deals just an hour

Is mostly circumstantial.

Is only gonna work once.

Is out there protecting them.

Is proving my worth to you.

Is right here,

Is someone who doesn't even know me?

Is taken out without permission.

Is that it?

Is that so?

Is that why you went your separate ways

Is there any way to get a hold of this guy?

Is there anyone who hasn't slept with that woman?

Is this about Chloe?

Is this that deal for all the property on the strip?

Is when everyone else is asleep

Isn't capable of this, Lucifer

Isn't such a stretch, is it?

Isn't worth all the senseless killing.

Isn't worthy of you.

It can't be a coincidence.

It can't be demolished for development.

It didn't end well.

It doesn't matter, Mom.

It doesn't tell us

It gets me every time.

It had to be the poison.

It happens sometimes.

It is the very prison whose corruption

It is?

It isn't about Lucifer.

It just did.

It just takes time. Okay?

It just won't stop.

It makes me happy.

It means Chloe's not an obstacle.

It means... that I was a pawn.

It never was.

It was a lot of money.

It was a, an institution

It was about instinct, but thank you

It was an amazing,

It was curlier than Chloe's. And then,

It was fine, thank you.

It was me. It happened

It was the only choice you could make.

It was the truth.

It was written in lipstick on a stripper's thong.

It wasn't a date, just dinner...

It wasn't a... it wasn't a date. It it really wasn't.

It wasn't enough.

It wasn't me.

It won't cause him to do anything crazy...

It won't stop.

It won't work.

It's a bit anticlimactic, but very well, we accept.

It's a game I play called,

It's a lawyer thing.

It's a revelation that might send him over the edge

It's a very difficult day...

It's about Charlotte's questions.

It's about Chloe.

It's about our family.

It's absolutely dizzying.

It's actually a brand.

It's all so coincidental, isn't it?

It's almost as if Boris himself just testified.

It's also his M.O.

It's an honor to meet you.

It's been ages since I've sat in a throne.

It's bloody brilliant.

It's called a booty call. You ever have one?

It's cute.

It's definitely not getting the reaction I was expecting.

It's good that you found me,

It's got enough baking soda in it to make a cake.

It's his honor.

It's just acting.

It's just sex.

It's just, my husband...

It's kind of strange, isn't it,

It's Klingon for the king is trapped.

It's like fireworks, isn't it?

It's locked, Detective.

It's making other people pay for his crimes.

It's me

It's my fault. He's dead because of me.

It's no accident that they met.

It's not a bad idea, as I think about it.

It's not about your answers.

It's not like I wanted to watch, anyway.

It's not like you to get in the way

It's not like you to give up, but...

It's not that easy to remove me.

It's not that,

It's not too late.

It's not what you think, Maze.

It's okay, Doctor.

It's okay. I'll let you two catch up.

It's okay. We just need to ask you these questions

It's over, Professor.

It's real if you're two halves of a whole.

It's simple. There's something Lucifer needs to know.

It's that you slept with both victims.

It's the professor, clear as day.

It's tough. But we'll get through this, buddy.

It's true

It's true, I still think about you, Maze.

It's true.

Italian beans.

Its strategy.

Jana Lawrence was found murdered this morning.

Jana left five minutes after you did. Alive.

Jana tried to get me to smuggle

Jana?

Jane.

Jealous? Why?

John Decker was investigating

Johnny Kane's face is his bread and butter,

Just arrived at the precinct

Just getting ready for a little sting operation.

Just let it sit on his desk.

Just like the odd timing of Boris' murder.

Just me,

Just once.

Just one of your many charms.

Just one small question, Mr. Morningstar.

Just promise me that you won't touch her.

Just to be clear, that wasn't me.

Just to be safe.

Just to torture you.

Just try to keep it down, all right?

Just...

Justice is what we all want, dear.

Keep it in your pants, Tommy Bahama.

Killer wiped it clean.

Killing off the others?

Kleinberg must've been the one who stole it

Kleinberg's cell to Van Nuys Airport,

Know that she doesn't deserve you,

La la la la! No more talk

LAPD! Put your hands where I can see 'em!

LAPD. Anyone home?

Last night

Last time, it took the power of God.

Leaving me all alone at a restaurant so the busboy

Let me ask you though...

Let me at least buy you dinner tonight to celebrate.

Let me at least buy you dinner tonight.

Let me get you a drink.

Let me handle this.

Let me show you.

Let my emotions

Let's go talk to your friend Sharon.

Let's go.

Let's grab some vodka, we'll make it a theme.

Let's not forget

Let's not.

Let's see.

Let's see. Who could've told her?

Liar.

Libraries. Dreary places, aren't they?

Like from a champagne flute.

Like it was burning him from the inside out.

Like porn and stuffed crust pizza

Like someone carrying a small apothecary bottle

Like that, is it?

Like the DMV, but less screaming.

Like what?

Like when I followed the prison van

Like when you open a bottle, his neck was the..

Like you care about her.

Like, for example, when a friend

Like, too different.

Like, um...

Like, way down, and give her a hard time.

LINDA: Well, Chloe saw that your home

Listen, I'm gonna do everything I can to find him.

Listen, when I first came to Earth,

Listen, you know, I get it

Little history lesson as inspiration.

Little shark liquidated his father

Look at this.

Look,

Look, I don't know what you're talking about.

Look, I know this is

Look, I sent that text

Look, I understand that you have been...

Look, I'm gonna be honest with you,

Look, I'm gonna send an officer by

Look, I've seen what your exes are capable of.

Look, is there anyone who can prove

Look, it was a rad night.

Look, just call it a case of stewardess interruptus.

Look, Lucifer, I don't have time for this

Look, once we get inside,

Look...

Looking for something.

Looks like a key card with a logo.

Looks like Jaws

Looks like we'll be getting

Loose lips get their head clipped.

Los Angeles is also a place where you can do

Los Angeles on this thrill

Lots of them were in the prison that Perry ran.

Lovely.

Luci, listen, I have underestimated you

Luci, you've never exactly been the type

Lucifer called me here.

Lucifer is not a liar.

Lucifer is the...

Lucifer loves that place.

Lucifer may be stubborn, but he listens to you.

Lucifer Morningstar is many things,

Lucifer Morningstar is your partner, correct?

Lucifer Morningstar,

Lucifer respects the truth.

Lucifer,

Lucifer, come on.

Lucifer, Cooper was one of the most hated men

Lucifer, I'm sorry but that trick that I pulled last night

Lucifer, the law is on Bloom's side here

Lucifer, this is your home, I've always been on your side

Lucifer, we are very different people

Lucifer, what are you doing?

Lucifer, what the hell are you doing?

Lucifer, what the hell were you thinking?

Lucifer, you promise me,

Lucifer, you promised that you wouldn't..

LUCIFER: I don't understand.

LUCIFER: The poor girl was just trying to find

LUCIFER: Well, I mean...

LUCIFER: Well, if this is about money,

Lucifer!

Lucifer.

Lucifer...

Lucifer's testimony basically handed me

Lunch at the dorms...

Lux is fine.

Lux is protected now.

Lux or no

Madame Li is gonna give us the man who killed Boris.

Made... love.

Make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons

Make some?

Makes him vulnerable?

Makes me proud.

Makes sense to pit them against each other.

MALE TOUR GUIDE (over P.A.): Sunshine. Beautiful people.

Mama Decker.

MAN 2: Check this out.

MAN 3: There's a guy on the car!

Man, he better be here.

MAN: What's that?

Manipulating Lucifer and Chloe toward each other

Many would say

Marked with a skull and crossbones perhaps?

May have finally caught up with him.

May I borrow your scarf?

May may I have the floor?

Maybe 24 hours?

Maybe he didn't wipe the glass clean

Maybe he knows what happened.

Maybe Jana and Raj found out about it,

Maybe Lucifer will agree to come home with us now.

Maybe not nothing.

Maybe now it's time that you prove yourself to her.

Maybe now it's your turn.

Maybe our killer's on the other end

Maybe she'd still be alive.

Maybe she's not the shark she once was

Maybe that's what's changed.

Maybe they won't hear about it.

Maybe this time will be different.

Maybe you don't understand.

Maybe.

Maze blew up your car.

Maze is a lucky girl.

Maze said this morning, you know,

Maze will undoubtedly fix the problem herself, which usually

Maze, did you forget

Maze, stop.

Maze, we're not having a drink.

Maze.

Maze. Problem at Lux.

Mazikeen!

Mazikeen.

Me and Charlotte, right?

Me, neither.

Me, too.

Me?

Meaning less hall monitor, more, sort of, hot for teacher.

Meaning?

Meet me now, or else?

Meet Rick Cormier.

Meet Sharon.

Meet...

Mezcal cocktails, man.

Mind altering, I believe you called it.

Miracle.

Miss Richards?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Hate to break it to you,

Mm hmm. I mean, the only difference

Mm hmm. I think that's supposed to be my line.

Mm hmm. Someone really popped his cork.

Mm hmm. Still not as good as sex.

Mm, actually we do.

Mm.

Mm. Come with me.

Mom and I are gonna find a way to get back to the Silver City.

Mom and I are trying to find a way back home.

Mom, please...

Mom, she... told me what happened

Mom, stop!

Mom, this is Lucifer. Lucifer, Mom.

Mom, what if I'm the reason Dad's killer goes free?

MOM: I'm stronger than you'd think

Mom!

Mom?

Mommy Dearest tried to kill Chloe

Money, drugs, a life of pleasure,

Money.

Monkey, go get your backpack.

More importantly, Detective, you deserve someone

More in. You want to know why?

More like a snack, actually, between friends.

Morning.

Mother, I swear, if you hurt her, I will rip...

MOVER: Let's get out of here, guys.

Moving crew is passed out on your floor.

Mr. Cooper, sorry to bother you

Mr. Johnny Kane, you're an amazing actor

Mr. Morningstar,

Mr. Morningstar.

Much as I love this place, uh,

Much as I'd like to see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douche,

Much worse than that.

Multiple chest hair options. Amazing.

Mum, this is my therapist, Dr. Linda.

Mum.

Murder?

Murdered Officer John Decker

Musk scented aftershave

My apologies.

My brother and I are celebrating...

My cheeks aren't getting red...

My client is a coward.

My client isn't fully aware we're winning.

My client should never have been charged

My father, he he showed me the evidence

My father's not on my Christmas card list either.

My Left Foot's trying to speak.

My life fell apart.

My pleasure, Meesha.

My priority right now is this case.

My son was right about you, Doctor.

My son, to protect her.

My two closest friends just got murdered.

My, my,

N No. I'm just...

N No...

Nah, Vice has me wrapped up

Named Patrick O'Neil.

Never mind.

Never mind. I'll meet you at the Cooper building.

Never.

New visitors policy. Hot women turning up unannounced

Next time, you should put your phone away

Next time?

Nietzsche? No, wait.

No college rager is complete without one.

No doubt she's overwhelmed

No father in the world was more proud of his daughter

No further questions.

No idea.

No luck. I called every lab

No more secrets, Mom. No more lies.

No one says no to a girl like that.

No one was willing to stand next to you

No one's seen him.

No problem.

No questions asked, unless I wanted

No rap sheet, which, quite frankly, is pretty amazing

No strings attached

No way.

No wonder you didn't get tenure,

No wonder you wanted to jam it down his throat.

No,

No, actually, that's worse.

No, because now you get to see firsthand

No, he's quite old. And since when did you become

No, I did it.

No, I don't believe we have.

No, I I I'm sorry.

No, I I'd like to answer that.

No, I sent everybody home.

No, I think I'm good. Thank you.

No, I understand.

No, I'm gonna catch our killer, Detective.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm serious. It must've been hacked.

No, it's definitely not Sexy Richard Nixon.

No, it's not a problem.

No, let's let it play out.

No, like poison poisoning.

No, no, no! My name's Jim!

No, no, no.

No, no.

No, not really.

No, nothing like that.

No, she was out looking for a venue for the wedding.

No, the driving!

No, the reason that she left so quickly was because

No, until yesterday I'd never met him before in my life.

No, we won't.

No, which is strange, 'cause I remember

No!

No! Definitely no.

No.

No. But what I'm saying is things have changed now,

No. Chloe wasn't supposed to be here.

No. I just saw your butt pucker

No. I mean, it was a normal day.

No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline.

No. I'm never surprised to see justice served.

No. No, that photo. Hold on one second.

No. No, that was somewhere

No. That I'm a two pump chump.

No. That's very good.

No. Wait, wait, wait. I I can't afford that.

No. You discussed this.

None of it was real.

None of it was...

None of them has motive to be the killer.

Nope.

Not anymore.

Not bad for a sad sack

Not because I said it.

Not everyone's as egregiously selfish as you are.

Not having sex with me drove her into a murderous,

Not in front of all of these humans.

Not literally.

Not my business if it did.

Not remotely the same.

Not so fast, Mommy Warbucks

Not sure she's interested in selling.

Not sure why humans spend so much time in law school

Not talk about myself 'cause that would be selfish

Not the singer.

Not this one.

Not to my knowledge, no.

Not unlike someone

Not yet, but I'll stick around until someone approaches.

Nothing happened after you left.

Nothing happened with Jana after you left.

Nothing to say, really.

Nothing.

Now he flies rich dudes on small jets.

Now I see the resemblance.

Now someone's trying to take Lux away from you

Now that we're making Los Angeles our home,

Now that you're feeling better.

Now their home is a jail cell.

Now we know why Chloe's so special.

Now,

Now, according to my buddy at DHS,

Now, as your friend, not your... therapist,

Now, I suppose what I'm saying is, you know,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, listen, you're losing bad.

Now.

Now... if you'll excuse me,

O Or so I'm told.

Objection, Your Honor!

Objection, Your Honor. Relevance?

Objection!

Obviously it was temporary insanity

Obviously, we were intimate.

Ocular discharge.

Of a good eviscerating, Maze.

Of a lethal injection to get him to plead guilty

Of course I speak Chinese. I speak everything

Of course not. Booties call me.

Of course you do, we all do.

Of course you don't.

Of course, but it's not like you didn't get anything out of it.

Of course, I mean why else would she kiss me?

Of course.

Of course. Tommy Bahama.

Of every single meat slicer in L.A.

Of how long it took the poison to activate?

Of how she might react?

Of kid who did jigsaw puzzles picture side down.

Of other evidence that'll prove 16 years ago,

Of our work, Lucifer.

Of poisoning.

Of that disgusting offense, please.

Of that miracle was.

Of that stewardess.

Of the LAPD's incompetence.

Of the of...

Of the State's number one witness,

Of themselves, but not so much

Of what today is, actually

Of your presence?

Off I go to shield you from that Quid Pro Ho, Detective.

Offered the perfect window to go through your phone.

Offers them cash,

OFFICER: Okay, guys, let's go.

Oh, actually, that was just a happy twist of fate.

Oh, and please, for your sake...

Oh, and when Fields wanted out of their deal,

Oh, and which one are you?

Oh, brother. Hello.

Oh, calm down, Lucifer.

Oh, come now.

Oh, come on, Detective, a bit of help here!

Oh, come on, Detective.

Oh, Dan!

Oh, definitely a bird

Oh, delightful.

Oh, Detective

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Oh, don't worry, I take payment in trade.

Oh, how was the food?

Oh, I actually do own the place.

Oh, I do. Oh, I do. You were... you were dealing

Oh, I had sex.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see. Well played.

Oh, I understand. She told me.

Oh, it's almost enough to make a man

Oh, it's fine.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, maybe she's mask girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, don't worry, Mum, Dr. Linda's had a crash course

Oh, no, I haven't given up.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no. Jana.

Oh, now look what you've done.

Oh, of course, of course.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please

Oh, really? And why's that?

Oh, she thinks she's smart.

Oh, something I said?

Oh, speaking of in and out,

Oh, stop it, Judy.

Oh, surely you can see this is a fool's game.

Oh, thank God!

Oh, thank you. I made them myself.

Oh, that's a brilliant plan.

Oh, there's a lot of personality here, isn't there?

Oh, this is terrible. She was seeing someone else at Lux?

Oh, very well.

Oh, wait for it.

Oh, well, don't worry, Chloe. He never stays away

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? And what would that be, Maze?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The fries are amazing.

Oh, yes, but she's not home.

Oh, yes, I can see you're suffering terribly

Oh, yes, that, too.

Oh, yes. Actually, I do.

Oh, you can ask the pizza delivery man.

Oh, you definitely shouldn't.

Oh, you know Lucifer, Mom

Oh, you misunderstand me.

Oh, you'll do great, honey. You're a pro.

Oh? What changed your mind?

Oh.

Oh. I bet you

Oh. Is that what we're calling the Russian mob now?

Oh. It's open.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh. To Love Is to Die.

Oh. Yeah. I had no idea you were so concerned

Okay, but you understand what you're agreeing to, right?

Okay, can you give me a description?

Okay, Dan's with Dr. Scott.

Okay, Detective, in order to do so,

Okay, freeze there.

Okay, get up. I'm sorry.

Okay, look, we are doing everything we can

Okay, Maze,

Okay, Mr. Morningstar. My name is Eric Cooper.

Okay, okay, you're a good friend

Okay, sure.

Okay, there will be no sex.

Okay, we got to get to the airport.

Okay, well,

Okay, well, fun for me

Okay, well, motive and M.O. line up.

Okay, well, whoever Perry hired to do this

Okay, what else can you tell me about Jana?

Okay, where do we find him?

Okay? So, just...

Okay.

Okay. But only because I missed story time.

Okay. So I'm on my own, am I?

Okay. Well, we need to find him or else we need to figure out

Okeydokes. I think I've brokered a fair deal.

Old Man Cooper didn't trust Christi

On a bomb making case. I got to rush back.

On Boris' killer, and it may implicate Perry.

On Earth amongst the creatures you so despise.

On Jana's last flight, a package went missing.

On letting an impossibly attractive flight attendant

On our terms.

On the upside, looks like he didn't have

On this stand is absolutely true.

On your coat the other day.

On your cuff... Burgundy shade.

One little human can't mean more to him than his family

One of them broke.

One of them broke. I spilled a little on myself.

One, two, three, unh!

One... tell your mother no one is hurting Chloe on my watch.

Only melted her brain for about a week.

Only mutilated her hand because she was being observed

Oof. Those sneak up on you.

Ooh, some sort of supernatural intervention, is it?

Or an innocent girl's life?

Or any idea why he was targeted?

Or anywhere will ever change that.

Or are you gonna do it yourself?

Or are you trying to get back at your ex?

Or did he

Or did you just rock my world?

Or else someone could get hurt

Or hanging him from a window.

Or I'm gonna make your life a living hell.

Or if a famous couple's nanny

Or inflict.

Or intimidation.

Or just lying?

Or looking for something.

Or maybe, I don't remember

Or maybe...

Or me.

Or next time, she might blow that up.

Or sex with friends.

Or shall I say nichego?

Or she was immune

Or threatening to tear his arms off.

Or was it this?

Or we could just get a big stick

Or what almost happened, apparently.

Or, rather, who.

Otherwise, you'll just go home

Our last breakthrough spooked you

Our office needs time to, uh, reexamine

Our pilot's name is Tim Pickman.

Our relationship must give you a lot to talk about

Out of the ordinary?

Ow!

Painted on my back.

Pardon my interruption,

Particularly as I'm perfectly aware

Passionately?

Peacock has landed.

Penelope.

People call me human lie detector.

People call me Human Lie Detector.

People hire me to find out

People make gestures like that

Perhaps at first.

Perhaps it was for the best.

Perhaps you'd like to renegotiate now?

Perhaps you're getting smarter.

Perhaps you've been underestimating yourself.

Perry also killed him.

Perry did this so Boris couldn't testify, I know it.

Perry hired him to go behind the Triad's back

Perry Smith.

Personally involved in the case?

Petechial hemorrhaging,

Please

Please buckle up.

Please don't kill yourself with your own bullet.

Please don't make me explain this any more.

Please spare me the appearance of surprise

Please, please, Mommy?

Please.

Please. That's your corner.

Please... okay, p please, just just arrest me, okay?

Poisonous gas that will kill you

Pooch Pouch, the store that sells purses

Porn.

Position

Potentially homeless and definitely nauseated.

Precisely

Pretty awesome that someone took him out, right?

Pretty sure you didn't sleep with this guy.

Previously on Lucifer...

Prints just came back.

Probably not.

Probably should've called you when I got the e mail.

Problem? What? One of the Brittanies stub her toe?

Professor, wait!

Psychotic rage.

Push it through.

Put down the knife, Johnny.

Put down the knife.

Question the way he's lived his life.

Quite a few, actually.

Quite an impact on her.

Quite as planned, that it might help fix things to prove

Quite insightful.

Quite powerful.

Quite sure. Yeah, she told me.

Raise your hands above your head where we can see them.

Raj is Jana's GBFFN.

Raj. So fit.

Ran the business into the ground.

Rat you out for the right price?

Real.

Really impressed with how much Dan wants to penetrate

Really into Lucifer.

Really?

Really? Right.

Really? She's that good?

Really? Why?

Recognized you from the beach party.

Regardless, I don't think he's our killer.

Remember how I sent a shout out to my peeps

Remember what I said, Lucifer.

Remember, we're not here to party,

Rented Bentley, fake Rolex, the whole nine yards.

Request a continuance.

Request denied.

Researching a role.

Ribboned skin,

Rick Cormier, an innocent freshman at Malibu State,

Ride tour.

Right actually, to that,

Right after we...

Right before he was killed.

Right now all I'm concerned about

Right now, before it's too late.

Right, good bye

Right, Mom. A real pro.

Right, right, but what does that actually mean?

Right, uh, yes, uh, you're all very lovely.

Right, what have we got?

Right, where to, then?

Right, you'll need a much bigger notepad.

Right?

Right? Working with Detective Espinoza.

Right.

Right. But this only tells us where the professor was

Right. Find the girl, don't have fun. Check

Right. If only.

Right. Much as I admire

Right. Myself and Detective Douche...

Right. Now,

Right. Shall we?

Right. Well, let's start there then, shall we?

Right. Yeah, I was I was... I've been trying to kind of..

Riveting, but I meant what have we got to prevent my club

Rumors are they use a Chinese cultural center as a front.

Running or looking?

Sadly, I've had... practice.

Save yourself

Saving their livelihood over someone else's life.

Say when.

Scant hours after you were notified,

School mascot maybe?

See if his alibi checks out.

See where I'm going with this?

See you in court.

See?

See? Easy peasy, Chinese y.

See? I told you everything would be all right.

See? I told you someone cared.

Seeing as both parties agree,

Self worth comes from within, Dan.

Sending him an e mail.

Seriously? Insulting the serial killer?

Session will resume after lunch

Sex? Me?

She came from Nowheresville, Michigan,

She can attest to my whereabouts

She can be my lawyer.

She did keep wanting to talk about our exes,

She didn't tell you who she was meeting, did she?

She impressed me.

She is not an ex.

She is. That's why she

She is...

She is... truly good

She just gave this death stare.

She just kept me from making a big mistake.

She likes that move.

She must have looked at my text messages after we...

She passed.

She said she was hooking up

She saved Lux.

She sometimes crashed on his couch whenever she was in L.A.

She stayed faithful.

She still chose to kiss me

She thinks you killed the man

She was always in a corner of the club.

She was in Hell for thousands of years,

She was my stewardess on my flight yesterday. So?

She was really in love with her fiancée.

She was unhappy that I didn't have sex with her.

She wouldn't have even asked them unless she already knew

She's a...

She's good.

She's how we'll get it all back.

She's how you'll get your wings back.

She's in the hospital.

She's just taken by you?

She's not my friend. She's just a woman that I...

She's overwhelmed?

She's quite a good shot

She's so pretty.

She's so sympathetic.

She's spoken for, thank you.

She's terrifying

She's welcome to join, if she's game.

Shh, baby.

Shh!

Shh! Please...

Shook my hand like some kind of Roman warrior...

Should get special treatment in Hell.

Showing affection when it made no logical sense

Shut up.

Signature of the Alhambra Triads,

Signs of a struggle. Looks like he was tortured, too.

Similar symptoms to our poison vic.

Simon Halbrooks, of Private Investigative Solutions.

Simple, really... You decide

Since he just walked in here wielding a large knife.

Since her disappearance, so...

Since I finally got time of death right,

Since we had our moment.

Since when can you..

Since when don't you like eggs?

Since when have you've been one to avoid sex?

Since you've slept with everyone else in L.A.

Six figure payments to you in the last few weeks.

Skip along, Tim, 'cause no one really wants to hear

Slightest provocation,

Smokin'

So a woman showed up to your house for sex

So after you said you'd handle things,

So Burt may not have known what she looked like?

So come on, ladies, bring it on.

So confident, so cheery.

So Dean Cooper thought she was after his son's money,

So Dean Cooper tried to blackmail Christi

So do you know where Andy is?

So exciting

So hard..

So he can help you get back

So he could liquidate his assets.

So he took a job as a mobile health tech.

So he's recreating his own moral dilemma.

So help me Dad.

So how do you deal with it?

So I stayed to watch the show

So I'm sure you and I can come to some agreement.

So I've come to realize, but...

So if she didn't cheat, then what happened with Dean Cooper?

So if you don't vacate,

So if you weren't working,

So important, you feel justified

So Jana's killer had it in

So let's split up and we'll cover more ground that way.

So maybe he's here.

So much easier to breathe without that thing.

So one way or another,

So poised.

So that she and her husband could have a child.

So the killer was sending a really clear message...

So the two of them knew each other?

So this time I'm controlling my variables.

So unless you want to be blamed

So use that to get us all home.

So we can assume that he killed Kleinberg.

So we had to go undercover

So we ran her description through the DMV.

So what if you slept with Charlotte Richards?

So what is it you truly desire now?

So what you're saying is I need to find someone he'll trust

So who do you think it is, hmm?

So whose loyalty were you testing at Cooper's company?

So why would she murder some human?

So wonderful that you agree with me for a change, Detective.

So would you please describe to us

So would you say that this is your first home?

So you sent her a threatening text.

So, according to the M.E. report,

So, care to explain why you were trying to flee the country?

So, do you mind if I..

So, from now on, no more attempts at moments.

So, he might actually be the first victim?

So, how about everything apart from that?

So, how do we get an antidote?

So, how was the rest of your night?

So, I need to find

So, I suppose you're gonna tell me

So, if he is responsible, it might not matter

So, if I don't move for dismissal,

So, if there is any way,

So, if you really want to know

So, it's way worse.

So, Kleinberg's autopsy came back.

So, let's make a deal, shall we?

So, maybe...

So, this is where the..

So, uh...

So, were you moving product for him?

So, what brings you here?

So, what have we got?

So, what, Burt thought Jana stole it?

So, you made the sale as soon as you heard

So, you point me in the right direction

So, you think I had something to do with Dean Cooper's death?

So, you're gonna tear down all of his properties?

So, you're saying this was all

So...

So... you're, uh...

Some guy gave me a C note,

Some of our best people are on it.

Someone got his ass.

Someone who actually appreciates

Someone who knows that every crime scene breaks your heart,

Something came up at his club. I don't think he's coming back.

Something occurred to me

Something's wrong.

Sometimes.

Son, I don't know how to tell you this.

Sorry, Detective Espinoza...

Sorry, I do apologize.

Sorry, she said discharge,

Sounds convenient.

Speaking of style, I've got to get one of these for Lux.

Spilled on him.

Squash her, problem solved.

Stalling?

Step outside and get some air.

Still haven't quite wrapped my brain around that one

Stoop so low, I couldn't help myself

Stormtroopers have arrived, everyone

Suck it up

Suki Price? LAPD.

Sure.

Surely a little bit of cocaine

Surely you can understand that.

Surprise layover in L.A.,

Taken an oath to do no harm.

Talk about my ex with

Teeny tiny buttons.

Tell me and it's yours.

Tell me everything

Tell me, Eric, what is it you desire?

Tell me, what do you desire?

Th that crack

Than a bevy of exes singing my praises?

Than a lot of people I know.

Than you are apart.

Than you ever have for anyone else.

Than your dad.

Thank you ever so much.

Thank you for...

Thank you, Detective.

Thank you, Doctor.

Thank you, Mr. Morningstar.

Thank you, my darling.

Thank you.

Thanks for calling me in.

Thanks for coming, Dan.

Thanks to you, Mom. You found a way to get us home.

Thanks, Doc.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks.

That celebratory drink after all.

That child

That Chloe wasn't worthy of you.

That crack is still there

That doesn't make him a killer.

That Eric Cooper's the killer.

That everyone would make the same choice he did.

That happened one time.

That he has no idea what today is.

That he used to run Hell...

That he's a fallen angel.

That he's facing the death penalty.

That humungous house in the distance, the owner,

That I don't know.

That I know I don't do... ever.

That I need to look into

That is correct.

That is foolish enough to help me deliver the news.

That is remarkable about this prison?

That John Decker's kid got you

That kid is gonna die.

That Lucifer and I have a bumpy track record,

That Lucifer doesn't want to go home

That much about what she thinks of you?

That Perry was behind Boris' killing.

That poor girl was going to die.

That sells dogs in the shapes of purses.

That she could use in court, right?

That she spends a lot of time with.

That she would do for you?

That she'd want to help you protect it?

That they could be in trouble.

That this experiment might be real, too.

That this kid was a real student at Malibu,

That very stool, Detective,

That was it, it was fun,

That was smuggled into the country,

That was weird. Yeah. We... let's go.

That we are very different people

That we could, uh, celebrate our righteous kill.

That will have to be punishment enough

That woman is

That you call a client is ongoing.

That you could lose Lux

That you don't think are worthy of him?

That you slept with her? I'm not.

That you were cheating and tried to blackmail you into leaving.

That you weren't worthy of him.

That you'll then turn into a moment.

That's a big deal, Lucifer

That's a bit much.

That's a very clever play on words, by the way.

That's about stuff.

That's an awesome idea

That's an impossible choice.

That's because you lied to him.

That's Boris.

That's Chloe's car.

That's Dean Cooper, the Los Angeles real estate tycoon!

That's definitely what's gonna happen.

That's Eric Cooper.

That's exactly what I'd like to know.

That's fine.

That's great if they find the girl.

That's great.

That's horrible!

That's how good she is.

That's human.

That's it. I'm protecting her.

That's not what I've been saying, Lucifer.

That's okay.

That's prime real estate.

That's privileged information.

That's ridiculous.

That's so sweet of you, but you don't have to stick around

That's some serious motive for murder.

That's the exact opposite of what I'm suggesting.

That's well said.

That's what I did to you.

That's what I was doing last night.

That's what I'm accused of.

That's why she was only there a few minutes... to stash it.

That's, uh...

The accountants I had looking over the deal

The accused has a constitutional right

The actual devil.

The antidote they made, it's... it's useless

The antidote.

The best night of my life.

The Caribbean, Mexico City, Ahmedabad.

The carotid, punctured

The choice is yours alone.

The City of Angels can finally earn its name.

The city's crowning achievement

The creepy weirdo.

The cut on Boris' neck is extremely precise.

The deal is made.

The defendant, Perry Smith,

The defense would like to recall Lucifer Morningstar.

The demon is talking,

The detective and I... Sorry...

The detective is completely immune to my charms.

The detective kissed me and I need to know why.

The detective obviously gets her strength from you.

The Detective would never hurt anyone.

The doctor chose to save the girl

The doctor just destroyed her hand.

The entire case could fall apart.

The face of everyone I've been with.

The final part of this experiment.

The glamorous life. Get ready to see the real

The guy who gave the flu shots

The headless body of a dude named Boris, please.

The Honorable Judge Estrada presiding.

The killer knows that we may be monitoring.

The killer won't show if this reeks of a setup.

The lab in here is closed for renovation,

The LAPD, and Detective Decker, in particular,

The largest underground sex club in the country.

The last thing you want to do is sneak back in.

The last time Lucifer and Jana

The mafia, the cartels,

The man said he would kill that kid

The man wasn't destroyed by the Goddess of Creation.

The morning your father was killed?

The number on Jana's cell

The one of you who didn't do it, you'll lose everything.

The only place I've ever felt

The only place I've ever felt wanted or respected.

The only thing I can see is, you are letting your emotions

The only thing that gets you going is a deal.

The other kid got a flu shot, too.

The people

The person who owns Lux now. What's his name?

The police aren't gonna be here for at least another day

The president of his fan club?

The professor's ever been affiliated with...

The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

The rich guy that we looked into for the murder

The right choice.

The same birthmark.

The severed head of Boris Sokolov

The State doesn't have enough evidence to proceed?

The State has plenty

The State would like to, uh,

The strippers aren't due for another hour.

The stubbed toe, or did you kiss it and make it better?

The system kind of needs proof.

The trial will proceed immediately.

The true test is how we choose to respond

The university health van.

The victim was in the shower when he was killed.

The view from a jail cell sucks, too.

The woman who's defending the killer of your ex wife's dad?

The, um, the truth is that...

Their case was unshakable?

Then he'll probably make a complete fool of himself?

Then I just, I went to the gym, I couldn't even work out

Then I opened it.

Then killing his father

Then maybe she's the one who sent you the mystery package

Then shame on you.

Then there's a very plausible alternative story

Then this could be about more than finding a home for him.

Then we need to make sure that it's his decision

Then why are your cheeks getting red, Mommy?

Then why were you running?

There is an e mail there.

There was also non human DNA on Boris.

There was no emotional connection.

There was no reason to hurt anyone.

There's a good chance you both will go to jail?

There's a...

There's been a buyer interested in that for years.

There's been another murder.

There's no shortage of bad deeds in Dean Cooper's life.

There's nothing left.

There's nothing to talk about.

There's nowhere left to run, Professor.

There's something important

There's something that we need to tell you.

There's something very important we need to discuss.

There's something you should see.

There's two lives on the line here.

There's your killer, detectives.

These are the future leaders of America, Detective,

These guys

These pieces here big enough to get a partial from?

These things have a way of working themselves out in time.

They are inconsequential.

They don't like it when one of their own

They don't like it when one of their own is taken out

They found files on over a dozen possible targets.

They kill us.

They must be discussing some evil, terrible plans

They smell like feet.

They will find her.

They're a Chinese crime syndicate.

They're a wondrously scrumptious start to your day.

They're all unique,

They're gonna want to keep you quiet

They're gonna... (moans)

They're my favorite.

They're not gonna make out.

They're on their way to the hotel room.

They've drawn blood from the first victim

Think of me as a professional tempter.

Think you'll find he feels quite remorseful

Think...

This an extremely high profile case.

This building was supposed to be empty.

This case not the trip down memory lane you were hoping for?

This case really seems to be touching you, Dan.

This doesn't need to be a scene, I got it.

This espresso concoction is my favorite thing

This folically challenged man... That's Sleepy Pete. Hello, Pete.

This guy was found in the cargo hold of a plane in Chicago.

This guy, our killer, is really good.

This is a police matter now

This is a police matter. Lucky me.

This is a waste of time.

This is about more than me

This is an exciting time, brother!

This is delicious.

This is Espinoza.

This is footage of a car accident he was in.

This is it? This is your big trick?

This is just a...

This is my home!

This is one of your exes?

This is real, isn't it?

This is the other student that was poisoned?

This is the worst thing that could be happening right now

This is usually when you tell me to focus on the work.

This is what humans call

This is your flight attendant speaking.

This is your mother's doing.

This is... This is, it's a rash move.

This isn't good.

This isn't just about Johnny Kane.

This isn't pleasant for me, either.

This killer is clearly playing God.

This last one, just before she got to your place.

This man is a professional homewrecker!

This man killed my father

This man's home definitely was his castle.

This may disturb and titillate you...

This place.

This thing from every

This time will definitely be different, Doctor.

This toxin tore through his body

This trial is over.

This whole bloody time, did you know?

This whole courtroom, nay, the entire city

This woman is clearly deranged,

This?

Those payments were off of his books, not off mine.

Those three hang out together all the time.

Thou shalt not negotiate with terrorists!

Though clearly not the words of a killer.

Thought I'd dive into my employment

Thought I'd say my good byes on my own.

Threatened to squeal, so he shut 'em up permanently.

Three, if you count the chicken.

Throw caution to the... Never mind, it...

Time for you to make a choice.

To act any way you see fit.

To anyone.

To be counseled by whomever they choose

To be found dead by Decker's own daughter,

To betray Lucifer.

To bless a couple who was unable to have a child.

To bribe the inspectors this month?

To call Lucifer a liar in court.

To celebrate

To come support us on such a difficult day

To contribute to the rent.

To Detective Decker.

To disregard Detective Decker's entire testimony.

To Eleanor Bloom's office and get my home back.

To end Lucifer's silly crush

To end up in the sausage myself.

To get a full statement from you.

To get a reservation at this place.

To get back to the Silver City, but it's not my home.

To get emotionally attached.

To get me back for that stripper?

To get my son to come back home with me.

To have this mysterious package.

To her human brain.

To hurt Lucifer.

To improve upon my experiment.

To kill Boris, knowing that they'd punish him for it.

To know her name, especially not today

To leave Chloe behind.

To lose our heads just because Boris lost his.

To murder.

To my forensic contacts just to see if anyone knows anything.

To our professional tempter, and none of them match up

To perform a sting operation.

To prove anything to me.

To see what decision you make for this experiment.

To some swanky Malibu beach house.

To strike for my lease.

To the one that the State is presenting.

To the pain we suffer.

To the Russian gang. I mean, without him,

To the Silver City.

To the timing of any of Cooper's new hires

To these creatures and I can't figure out why.

To think I could actually take a leap

To trace that e mail, but in the meantime,

To validate you.

To what do I owe the honor

To you just after his son got engaged to Christi

To your right again..

To, like, 25 girls last night.

Today...

Told me to sit next to you and say I was Burt.

Too caught up in the moment to notice?

Took herself off the investigation immediately.

Took that away from her

Touch Charlotte again.

Touch me, and I will sue you

TOUR GUIDE: On your right,

Triads hate the Russians, so

Trial of the trial of...

True, but I would never hurt Lucifer.

Trust me, she is way out of my league.

Trust me, when you get kicked out of a fancy party,

Trust me, you do not want to talk to me right now

Trust me, you don't want to do that.

Trust me, you're not half as disgusted by that as I am.

Trustworthy, and reliable as Detective Decker

Truth is, Dr. Scott

Trying to blend in?

Trying to take away Lucifer's home on Earth,

Turns out he didn't die of poisoning

Turns out, he be dead.

Two lives that you're going to save,

Two nights seemed plenty.

Two vodkas, please.

Typical, I suppose.

Uh huh

Uh, actually, you're wrong about that, Detective.

Uh, are the goddess of all creation.

Uh, Ashley Corbett? No...

Uh, can you rewind it to the part

Uh, can you tell me where she is?

Uh, do you know where she is? 'Cause she might be in danger.

Uh, fine, thank you.

Uh, hey, buddy.

Uh, I guess, 'cause of the flu shot that I got?

Uh, I'll take that. LAPD.

Uh, if we look over here...

Uh, Lucifer.

Uh, Maze, we talked about this

Uh, no.

Uh, tall.

Uh, that's a pilot Jana works with.

Uh, Tim, who else was on the flight?

Um, surely you misspoke, Detective.

Um...

Um... but, um, one last thing.

Under oath or otherwise.

Under oath.

Underneath here there's prohibition tunnels everywhere

Understood.

Unh, no, hey

Unis searched the professor's house.

Unless of course you've changed your mind about the sex.

Unless they're being manipulated.

Unless you don't want anyone to find it.

Unless, of course, the report is right,

Until all this blows over. Do you get it?

Until the morning. Believe me.

Use this to my advantage.

Used to live with him, in fact

Used to work for a big airline,

Used you for sex and moved on.

Uses your lunch break for free therapy,

Very lovely.

Very scary.

Very well, Detective.

Voilà.

Wait a minute, why is she here?

Wait, is Amenadiel

Wait, is this one of George's pranks

Wait, what are you doing?

Wait, why aren't you happy?

Wait. No... Detective.

Wait. Oh, for goodness sake.

Waiting for her at home.

Walked over like he's constantly got

Want to know why?

Wanted or respected..

Was banished for working outside the family.

Was defending Perry.

Was Dr. Jason Carlisle.

Was her GBFFN.

Was it for...

Was it, like, a date?

Was more relevant to his role

Was Nevergetslaid №1 taken?

Was one sharp dude.

Was that an earthquake,

Was the first officer on the scene?

Was there someone else?

We all loved Ricky.

We always do.

We are almost through, Dr. Scott.

We are doing this by the book.

We are nothing alike.

We are simply bringing it to an end.

We can work something out.

We checked every lab at Malibu State.

We could be there for each other as friends

We cracked your code.

We did.

We didn't have a moment.

We didn't kill anyone, okay?

We discussed this, Mazikeen.

We don't break bread with strangers.

We don't need money for that.

We e mailed back a photo of your hand

We face together.

We gave karmic justice a little nudge.

We got it.

We hardly knew each other, really.

We have evidence that Eric was in his father's house

We have to find Ashley Corbett now.

We have to go see Simon Halbrooks again

We have to work together as a team,

We just have a few more questions.

We just...

We know you build bombs for the mob, Patrick.

We live in the same compound.

We may have our disagreements,

We need to talk.

We need to test this and get it to Ashley now.

We need to... blend in.

We proved your theory wrong.

We shouldn't be here!

We shouldn't even be seen together

We traced the e mail to a grad student named Matthew Hoffing.

We tracked his phone's GPS

We were buried in debt.

We were hella intimate. Mm!

We were searching for a... a special package

We work cases together.

We wouldn't be able to conduct

We'll be close by, but technically, yeah.

We'll set up the meet and everything.

We'll take a ten minute recess.

We'll tell you.

We're basically famous.

We're closed.

We're doing this for him.

We're going home, son.

We're here now.

We're here to find Ashley.

We're investigating the deaths of Jana Lawrence

We're just doing a job. We don't want any trouble.

We're ready for you.

We're talking about, um, emotional intimacy.

We've been trying to find a connection

Wealthy parents.

Welcome to Los Angeles,

Well said, Detective.

Well then, please tell me you have some scintillating

Well,

Well, as a wise man once said,

Well, as any parent knows the best time to get things done

Well, as long as you promise to never

Well, barely an hour after he was killed, you closed on a deal

Well, because he basically

Well, besides sex, but...

Well, Cooper owned Lux.

Well, could be anything.

Well, doesn't matter what shenanigans

Well, everyone except you, Detective.

Well, for one, I wouldn't say it was a big deal and...

Well, he wouldn't go back there, would he?

Well, I can describe her aura.

Well, I can relate to that.

Well, I could have told you that.

Well, I do.

Well, I don't know, Doctor. You tell me.

Well, I figured there's no reason for us

Well, I I got you burgers and fries but I forgot the ketchup.

Well, I I mean I was working and maybe, sort of,

Well, I just want to say,

Well, I mean, I prefer scotch in a lowball to sex on the beach...

Well, I mean, she gave incredible...

Well, I said it when I was in a row with my mum

Well, I saw a long, honey blonde hair

Well, I suppose I do have some time and..

Well, I think you'll make an exception

Well, I was actually working, Detective.

Well, I was gonna blow the building up with C4.

Well, I was with 300 of my closest strangers in Lux.

Well, I wish I could help you.

Well, I wish I had that kind of power, but, sadly,

Well, I...

Well, I'm pondering Stalker Girl.

Well, I'm sure it must have made

Well, I've been going through these payments

Well, if all goes according to plan in that courtroom,

Well, if that's the case,

Well, if you believe his claims

Well, if you could tie Perry to Boris' murder.

Well, impressed it is.

Well, it appears I've been misled

Well, it couldn't keep him safe from invaders.

Well, it occurred to me that

Well, it points to a guilty conscience.

Well, it says Detective Espinoza.

Well, it's about us.

Well, it's almost like you want to take

Well, it's hard to say for sure, but best guess,

Well, it's not often I get to break out the linen.

Well, look at this party.

Well, look, man, the good news is...

Well, looks like we found Boris,

Well, looks like your brother was right.

Well, luckily this girl gives me hope.

Well, maybe it's like butt stuff.

Well, maybe she can just sense the inevitable.

Well, maybe she'll change her mind

Well, maybe we can write the new one in blood.

Well, meet Monsieur John Doe.

Well, more.

Well, no, no, that's not a euphemism.

Well, normally, I would agree with you. But you insist

Well, not to worry, Detective.

Well, of course I can.

Well, of course you couldn't.

Well, of course you do.

Well, people often need time to adjust to change

Well, s...

Well, spit it out. I don't have an eternity here.

Well, that is clearly off the rack.

Well, that makes this sort of anticlimactic

Well, that moral ambiguity that he was so famous for

Well, that right there is the tricky part.

Well, that sucked.

Well, that was anticlimactic.

Well, that's an interesting theory, but we don't have any evidence

Well, that's dramatic.

Well, that's great, 'cause we are getting our asses kicked.

Well, that's impossible.

Well, that's rather unwise of you to wager your lovely

Well, the defense agrees.

Well, the women.

Well, then, help me, Detective. Arrest her!

Well, then, we need to look harder, Detective

Well, there is one condition.

Well, there's...

Well, this isn't creepy at all.

Well, this man clearly has an oversized ego,

Well, two, if you count the child.

Well, uh, the guy who chopped Boris's head off had this scar.

Well, we should wrap up the arrest report,

Well, well, isn't this a surprise

Well, what about the five minutes before she left?

Well, what better way to prove my word to you

Well, what else would it be?

Well, who's to say the killer wouldn't

Well, whoever bought Lux stood to gain

Well, why not?

Well, witnesses saw him jump off a balcony

Well, yeah, it's..

Well, you better start talking.

Well, you want the full story, don't you?

Well, you.

Well, you'd still have to buy it back

Well, you're special and I'm...

Well.

Well. I have to testify next.

Well..

Well...

Well... here I am.

Were asked by the LAPD

Were you working last night?

Wha...?

What a wonderful day.

What a, uh, vivid picture.

What anyone in my position would do.

What are we supposed to do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in here?

What are you doing with them?

What are you doing, Detective?

What are you doing?

What are you looking for?

What are you talking about?

What are you thinking?!

What are you trying to say, Eric?

What are you trying to say, Maze?

What are you up to now, Mother?

What decision you make for this experiment.

What did you do to her?

What do I want? To finish my experiment without interference,

What do you desire?

What do you have... A few expensive lawyers?

What do you mean?

What do you want, Professor?

What does that mean?

What does that say about me, brother?

What exactly?

What girl?

What happened between you two.

What happened to my father was unfortunate.

What happened with you two?

What happened?

What happens in this trial.

What have you done this time?

What I don't understand, though,

What I said is the truth.

What I'm trying to prove.

What if by sending that e mail

What if he doesn't come?

What if I made a mistake?

What if I say pretty please, hmm?

What if one of them got jealous

What if this whole thing is about desire?

What is it exactly I'm supposed to sit in?

What is it, Mum?

What is she doing here?

What is this?

What kind of legit business has clients

What man?

What on earth are you talking about?

What Perry Smith deserved was to rot in jail

What sort of evil plan are you concocting?

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing, Mother?

What the hell is happening to me?

What was really going on, you know,

What was that about?

What was that... That thing you were doing?

What we have is enough.

What would you do?

What you said today in the courtroom...

What you're implying is preposterous.

What, do I need an excuse to be happy?

What, is this a joke?

What, should I have said spoiler?

What, that a man was one of my lovers?

What, you couldn't seduce her with your fake Rolex?

What, you didn't get details between the sweet nothings?

What, you think I'm not?

What, you think one of my exes is

What, you think the warden did it?

What?

What? I heard you scream, so I ran in to see

What? No.

What? No. President's Day.

What? That he's got a stick so far up his ass

What...

What'd you do to them?

What're you doing in my...

What's Amenadiel doing with Chloe's mum?

What's going on?

What's he objecting to... Air quotes?

What's he saying over there?

What's in that package is far more valuable than drugs.

What's more important.

What's so damn special about this one?

What's this, celestial enemies' night out?

What's wrong?

Whatever atrocity awaits,

Whatever it is, I'm sure I can deal with it.

Whatever that was, that it doesn't affect the trial

Whatever we face,

Whatever you want. To your right hand side over here,

Whatever you're up to,

Wheels up, Captain?

When are people going to understand?

When Chloe mentioned her name in the lab this morning.

When did you get this video?

When he was murdered 16 years ago.

When I pulled myself out of that burning car

When I told her.

When it comes to Chloe...

When Los Angeles has so much to offer?

When the stewardess let it slip

When they hear that we have you in custody,

When were you gonna mention that you're

When you asked me.

When you could've been poisoned yesterday?

When you hear what I have to say.

When you interrogated him?

When you introduced me to your mother.

When you play by a twisted tyrant's rules

When!

When.

Where are you going?

Where he actually is, hence medium news.

Where he goes through security?

Where the defendants worked since the late '90s.

Where they put cars on blocks in yards

Where were you the night of the 27th?

Where you're going with this.

Where'd you get the water slide?

Where's Lucifer?

Where's the man that paid you?

Which I doubt you want to hear.

Which is hard to believe

Which is it?

Which is somehow relevant to law enforcement?

Which is totally my type.

Which is why I have to do this.

Which is why it would be helpful if we could...

Which is why it'll be so interesting

Which is why it'll be so interesting to see

Which one of you chaps is in charge?

While Dan's looking into other connections

While undoubtedly tragic,

Whilst we're waiting for Ashley.

Whilst you do that, I'm gonna return

Who couldn't get tenure, huh?

Who found the body?

Who got you this? Maze?

Who is a literal goddess of all creation.

Who killed your father in law, Christi.

Who knows who you really are?

Who leaked sensitive information to my mum.

Who might have worked with Jana.

Who owns Lux to get Lucifer evicted.

Who suggested the split...

Who was first on the Fields crime scene?

Who would try to kill you, Tim?

Who's Boris?

Who's Malibu's closest rival?

Who's saved an awe inspiring number of lives

Who's the third person in this photo?

Whoa, whoa, uh, wait,

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey...

Whoa.

Whoever did this is no better than he was.

Whoever killed Joe Fields killed my father.

Whoever put together this brochure

Whomever you want.

Why am I on this wall?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you sitting so close?

Why are you so upset?

Why are you so worried?

Why did you recently decide that this was your home?

Why do you think that she reacted so...

Why don't I affect you, Detective?

Why don't you have a seat, Lucifer

Why is it that

Why is that?

Why not?

Why the hell would I want to?

Why was your arm sore?

Why won't Amenadiel embrace this city like I have?

Why would I want that, Your Honor?

Why, because you'd like to surrender?

Why, did you get in a fight?

Why, what are you looking for?

Why?

Why? You come to take a peek at the legend?

Why's that?

Will die of poisoning.

Will remain firmly on the ground.

Wish I could say it was my first

Wishing we hadn't saved her life about now

With a link.

With all due respect, Your Honor,

With an impressive library of films under your belt.

With Chloe.

With fake proof of her cheating?

With flowers and candles and songs about naked stuff?

With matters of great importance

With or without Mr. Sokolov's testimony,

With some DJ named Lucifer.

With the hot pants on

With these crimes

With very different personalities,

With very different priorities.

With who?

Within three years, he was running

Without any trouble?

Without Boris, the prosecution's evidence

Without permission.

WOMAN: Is he alive?

WOMAN: Somebody call an ambulance...

Wonderful. Lovely. Right.

Word of advice, Detective.

Working as an Uber driver died.

Working for a private airline would be the perfect cover.

Working on for four years, while an innocent college student

Would be ludicrous.

Would do such a thing?

Would kill another.

Would you please read who,

Yeah, but he could have orchestrated it in prison.

Yeah, Chloe's the bad guy

Yeah, except I'm just your friend

Yeah, I don't believe you.

Yeah, I've missed you.

Yeah, literally, apparently.

Yeah, on someone with serious issues.

Yeah, or else this is shut off. No mas.

Yeah, owns the whole block,

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, that would really tie the place together.

Yeah, that's right

Yeah, well,

Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know

Yeah, well, so far we don't have

Yeah, well... the guy had a reputation to protect.

Yeah, when I realized

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know, Gymboree, Sunglass Hut..

Yeah, you're probably right.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Be proud of it.

Yeah. My mom went pretty nuts

Yeah. Someone told me he died this morning. I heard.

Yeah. You should definitely probe this angle.

Yes we did. And I can assure you

Yes, all hotspots for drug smugglers.

Yes, although she did have that wretched dependent

Yes, and it would need to be someone

Yes, he did.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I suppose it is.

Yes, I suppose they could

Yes, I'd just like to say, for the record,

Yes, I'd love to, actually.

Yes, I've been told.

Yes, it certainly does clarify things.

Yes, listen to her, Johnny.

Yes, murder's handy that way.

Yes, no, of course. I was, uh, joking.

Yes, she's the best.

Yes, that's my e mail, but...

Yes, well, anyway, her and Amenadiel want

Yes, well...

Yes, what are you driving at, Maze?

Yes, what excellent detail on the French cuffs.

Yes, you're awesome.

Yes, your mother,

Yes.

Yes. Because none of them cared enough about me

Yes. Bit of a dry spell the last couple of months.

Yes. Hello. For the last time, Detective,

Yes. It's my fault.

Yes. Now that your inside's no longer bleeding out.

Yes. This man,

Yes. Well, I was thinking, as my testimony didn't go

Yesterday at 9:10 a.m.?

Yesterday. At first,

You actually invited me out

You also go after potential spouses.

You always put your daughter first,

You and him have a lot in common.

You and me, it's not happening.

You and me.

You are

You are Dee man69, yeah?

You are fairly attractive.

You are lying, Lucifer...

You are making it a home.

You are nothing like Father.

You are one of the prettiest flight attendants

You are out of line.

You are the boys in blue, aren't you?

You are the sweetest

You bastard!

You belong with your family.

You brag about what we did in a police precinct?

You call it biology, call it God,

You can afford it.

You can ask my lawyer.

You can either destroy your hand or...

You can either...

You can go home. (laughs)

You can help me out, right?

You can see it when he yawns?

You can still make a different choice.

You can still save that kid back there.

You can't actually think that he killed his own father

You can't be suggesting...

You can't kill her, Mom.

You can't rely on others

You can't see it, I'll find someone who will

You chickened out, didn't you?

You clean your mess, we got nada

You could show her

You deserve someone as good as you.

You deserve someone worthy of that grace.

You deserve someone worthy of you and that isn't me.

You did what you had to do.

You did. During that case

You didn't expect me to lie on the stand, did you?

You didn't look at me this way

You didn't see Charlotte Richards in court today.

You do the opposite.

You don't have

You don't have to.

You don't hide money like that

You don't just tempt potential employees, Simon.

You don't know that.

You don't know what you're talking about.

You don't need that mask anymore, Professor Carlisle.

You don't speak of her that way.

You don't trust her, either, do you?

You don't understand!

You done?

You ever do something awesome for somebody,

You feel you did nothing at all to anger her?

You gentlemen

You get from the vending machine at work

You got a boyfriend or something?

You guessed it.

You guys, like, the blood's the champagne.

You had a choice not to be so foolish.

You had a date...

You have 24 hours to decide.

You have bad news to give your son?

You have no legal right to be here,

You have quick travel, lax customs agents...

You have to accept, Lucifer,

You have two minutes. Talk.

You impressed me

You insisted that I show you.

You just need to realize it for yourself.

You just saw two people go to jail for each other

You just slept through.

You know like... (makes explosive, hissing sounds)

You know that stuff doesn't work on me.

You know what this means?

You know what?

You know what? No.

You know,

You know, and that's okay.

You know, as soon as I walked into that interrogation room,

You know, as your therapist.

You know, asking about you.

You know, for a moment there,

You know, in a very personal way.

You know, since my split.

You know, this is actually feeling

You know, throw caution to the wind,

You know?

You know? One person steals from him,

You look hot and sound crazy,

You look really familiar. Have we met?

You looking for Boris' forensics report?

You may as well come clean now. Pun intended

You mean, by... Oh, I don't know...

You might be afraid

You need to own up to what you did.

You need to see that this Chloe you so adore

You need to see that you're not meant to be together

You never listen to my advice, anyway.

You not having sex?

You pathetic sad sack,

You promised Jana the world

You ready for takeoff?

You realized earlier that home meant more to you than Lux.

You saved my home.

You say some really weird things, man.

You say that, but you also said

You see this?

You see, the Russians,

You seem attached

You seem attached to these creatures,

You shall remain right here

You should have called me first, before taking that swan dive.

You slept with all of them?

You slept with my...

You slept with my... M arlotte?

You slept with, right?

You speak Chinese?

You stalked your father's murderer

You still don't get it.

You sure about that?

You sure, Detective?

You tell me.

You think you can come in here and take apart my life

You told her you want to stay here on Earth.

You took that case just to try and get me

You tore

You two have got cooking up,

You two realize that if you confess to this crime,

You want me to bounty hunt this Burt scumbag

You want me to take care of this friend of yours?

You want Perry to go to jail,

You want some juice with your eggs, honey?

You want to grab a drink in my room?

You want to tell me what happened last night?

You went back for your computer. That's not about survival,

You went to incredible lengths

You were actually having fun, Detective.

You were like...

You were right.

You were there when Boris was arrested.

You weren't actually involved in that man's death,

You wouldn't believe the deal I had

You.

You... deserve someone better

You'd be eviscerating the wrong person.

You'd have to betray Lucifer.

You'll find him at this address

You'll see the famous shop,

You'll understand soon enough

You're a bad man and I'm not.

You're a cop.

You're a mother.

You're a world renowned thoracic surgeon.

You're actually being a good mum.

You're at the top of your profession right now.

You're being evicted.

You're blocking my view.

You're Dean Cooper's son.

You're different.

You're going to reassemble all those pieces?

You're going to send me into the life of Charlotte Richards?

You're gonna get us killed!

You're hiding behind her skirt again?

You're leaving?

You're looking for?

You're looking well these days.

You're my perfect man.

You're not gonna tell Chloe about

You're not his lawyer.

You're not very intelligent.

You're right, I don't. You look scary.

You're saying I'm awesome.

You're saying that Dean Cooper's son

You're saying that with Boris dead,

You're so welcome.

You're stalling because you've realized

You're stalling, Lucifer

You're supposed to be on his side.

You're very attractive.

You're very...

You're wearing your new suit.

You're welcome.

You've been with a lot of people.

You've been... working out lately.

You've got a lot of nerve.

Your advice is?

Your dad's killer. Yes, no, I knew that.

Your dead guy from Chicago

Your dedication to this creepy stalker business,

Your experiment failed, Professor.

Your experiments are as ugly as you are.

Your father and I made a deal for me to live here,

Your Father is the one that started all of this.

Your Father put her here.

Your Father put her in Lucifer's path.

Your father was gone?

Your father was just brutally murdered, and here you

Your father's killer finally got what he deserved.

Your Honor, is this necessary?

Your Honor, our case was

Your Honor, we request the jury be instructed

Your Honor, with all due respect,

Your impossibly boring middle name.

Your job to seduce her,

Your loss.

Your relationship with Charlotte wouldn't affect this trial.

Your true face,

Your turn to shine, Ms. Richards.

Your witness.

13th, minimum. This is the man forcing me from my home,

19 years old. Malibu State freshman.

35 years ago,

35 years ago, Father asked me to come down here

35 years ago, Father,

(beeping) âª To think I would ever settle âª

(cheering) ♪ Babe, show me what you like ♪

(chuckles softly) I...

(chuckles) Hmm.

(chuckles) Well, you heard the lady.

(chuckling) Lucky me.

(grunts) LUCIFER: Ooh!

(laughs, sighs) So ask yourself...

(scoffs) Mm.

(shouts) (gasps)

(sighs) (laughs)

A wise animated cat. Excuse me.

About me? Well, we had some time to kill

after his father was found dead? Exactly.

All right, let's go. Let's go, man.

Already working on it, man. Fantastic!

and she turns into a little... Hellion?

Are you serious? Well,

Aww, hell no. No, no.

Big boy. All right, all right!

But then I adopted Twinkle... Right,

But... that's all. Mm.

Can you look for her phone? Yes.

Charming. You know...

Counselor. Douche.

Depends. (door opens)

Detective, I know you will. Exactly.

Dick

Did that bother you? I knew what I was in for.

Did you roofie me or something? I didn't need to.

Do you know his name? No.

Don't get it confused with the store Excuse me. Sorry.

Excuse me. Get well soon.

for other poison victims? Mm hmm.

for too long, right? (phone ringing)

Found something. Please tell me it's good news.

Good. Yeah.

Happy? Yeah.

Hey... No, her taking Perry's case

How? We don't have time to explain.

I can save him. What?

I don't like eggs. What?

I don't think so, but... There you go.

I got it. Well, come on.

I had to check it out. So you went to the school.

I was coming to get my check. Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Stand up.

Indeed. The one you seek

involves knives. But...

Is he dead? Freeze. Drop the knife.

Is she going to be okay? They found Ashley.

Is this her? Yes.

It just doesn't... Hey, Lucifer.

It was just about sex. It's just sex.

it's not like you're Quasimodo. No, no, no, no

It's rather cruel

Just fun... ...but meaningless.

Look, for the last time... Hey, Lucifer.

Lucifer

Maybe she really just likes you. Yeah.

Maze... For your own good.

Meaningless. It meant nothing. Nada.

Mm hmm. Oh...

Mm. Uh huh.

Mm. What, Johnny Kane Johnny Kane?

Mom, you can't. I know.

my dad's killer. My dad's killer!

my piano! MOVER: Hey, man,

No, I don't want to dance. No, no, no, come on.

No, Mom, that's that's not what I... I may be able to

No. Huh.

Not exactly legally binding. Hm.

Oh, hello. Oh. Hi. Hi.

Oh, hey. Detective.

Oh, yeah

Oh. Here, I can prove it

Oh. I'm Burt

Oh. It's my ass on the line,

Oh... To see you, actually.

Okay, hey, hey. What...

Okay. We never found it.

one night stand. Mm.

One way or another. But why?

Ooh. Like alcohol poisoning?

Otherwise known as lying. Linda,

Really? Hey.

Really? Yes.

Right? Mm.

right? Well, of course not.

Right. Maybe her last name,

Right. So, just... no.

She did? Yes. We're past that.

She's gorgeous

She's, like, way hot. Yeah, great.

Show us what's in your hands. No,

Sorry, I thought... What are you doing here?

Sounds like good business to me. Cooper intentionally

Thank you. Right.

that would be wonderful. (chuckles softly)

That's fascinating. Mm

That's on your left... Pardon me, excuse me.

The first day. The first day...

The kids, the professionals... And he's not done.

there's no evidence, right? You see, the Russians,

to do exactly that right now. Oh, I was the kind

Today. Today is...

Trials can be so boring. Well,

W W W What are you doing? If I don't get in that room right now,

We're good, right? Yeah. Really good.

Well, color me shocked. (chuckles)

Well, it might be a gun, Detective. It's not a gun

Well... CHRISTI: What is this?

What could be more suspicious? Hey.

What do you have? Motive.

What other one? This one, sent an hour ago.

What? I promise you

What? LAPD.

What? No.

What? That was a move I call,

What? I've only just got here. Go. Go

What? No. Yeah.

What...? I'm the Devil.

who he had Cooper looking into

With Chloe's ex? Yeah, they're colleagues.

Yeah. I'll get it for you.

you know, I... Go on.

You slept with my... Whoa!

you were up to something. What the hell is this?

You're Kevin Burnick. I am.

You're staring. I... fine.

You're the guest of honor now. I don't want to...

...about his future here,

...and afternoon...

...and it was sealed, and I handed over the investigation

...if you'll have me.

...is... this is your Father's doing.

...Lucifer Morningstar.

...then yes, he's accustomed to punishing bad guys.

...to yourself.

...was wrong.

...with some Vaseline and a car battery.

...you are fairly attractive.

'Cause apparently she's in that bathroom.

'Cause I'm immortal.

'cause I've been meaning to ask you something since then.

'cause it was just another meaningless encounter.

'Cause it's not happening in real life.

'cause my arm was kind of sore.

'Cause, believe me, there is no winning

'cause, quite frankly, I'm too happy

(camera shutters clicking)

(camera snaps)

(car alarm continues ringing)

(car alarms ringing)

(cheering)

(chuckles)

(chuckling): Oh, that's a keeper.

(chuckling): What?

(distant siren wailing)

(door closes)

(doorbell rings)

(exhaling) Oh...

(faded): ♪Si me voy, va a haber peligro ♪

(gasps)

(giggles) But it is so much fun to torture you.

(groaning)

(grunting): Oh, God...

(grunts)

(grunts) Dad...

(ice cubes rattling in glass)

(inhales deeply)

(laughing): Look, lady.

(laughs)

(laughs) No

(laughter and indistinct conversations)

(Lucifer chuckles)

(Lucifer chuckling, indistinct radio chatter)

(man screams)

(Maze chuckles)

(music stops, crowd booing)

(phone dialing)

(quietly): Turn the music back on, this place is dead

(scoffs) Mum? How?

(scoffs) Well, I...

(sighs)

(smacks bar) All right, fine.

(smacks lips) Well, there's this this guy

(soft chuckle)

(tile shatters, grunts)

(whispers): he doesn't let go.

(woman moaning)

♪ ¿Me frío o lo soplo? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ A little lime, little lime ♪

♪ And all them zippers on the jacket on you ♪

♪ And block the hit cuz somedays somedays ♪

♪ And bossin' in it as the time been tickin' ♪

♪ And if I stay it will be double ♪

♪ And the devil devil. ♪

♪ Ay, I put money, I can match it for you ♪

♪ Between me ♪

♪ Bones of metal metal ♪

♪ Cannot buy me ♪

♪ Could be the love of my life... ♪

♪ Devil devil ♪

♪ Do not try me ♪

♪ Don't need it sure 'cause I don't wanna go back ♪

♪ Fit lookin' like a brick ♪

♪ For that devious dance ♪

♪ Ha, I told him it ain't... To practice it ♪

♪ He got a thing for a Latin chick ♪

♪ He wanna hear a little Spanish in me ♪

♪ Hmm ♪

♪ I been ouchea playin' my position ♪

♪ I been ouchea playin' my position I'm up out to get it ♪

♪ I would like to get to know ya ♪

♪ I'm 'bout to fully up the status with it ♪

♪ I'm giving in... ♪

♪ I'm in this in all white ♪

♪ I'm the main event and bossin' in it as the time been tickin' ♪

♪ I'm the opposite, and I'm the main event ♪

♪ I'm up out to get it and block the hit cuz ♪

♪ If I go, there will be trouble ♪

♪ If you think you're going my way ♪

♪ My heart is beating and I'm under attack ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Or if you stay ♪

♪ Should I stay or should I go now ♪

♪ Si me quedo, es doble ♪

♪ Somebody that one day one day

♪ Somedays somedays sometimes I want someone someone ♪

♪ Somewhere I'll find me hat someone, someone ♪

♪ They ever stood a chance ♪

♪ To think I would ever settle ♪

♪ Walk up with the clique and I ain't lookin like... ♪

♪ What makes you so special special ♪

♪ With a single glance ♪

♪ With me just another day ♪

♪ Woo woo... ♪

♪ You cannot buy me ♪

♪ You make them think ♪

♪ You torture saints ♪

♪ You won't make a fool of me ♪

♪Si me voy, va a haber peligro ♪

âª And if I stay it will be double âª

âª Devil devil âª

âª Do not try me âª

âª Doin alright doin alright somewhere somewhere..

âª Doin alright somewhere âª

âª If I go, there will be trouble âª

âª Little sugar with the vodka on the side âª

âª Should I stay or should I go now âª

âª Si me quedo, es doble âª

âª To tell me I'm somewhat somewhat âª

âª Yo! Â¿Me frÃo o lo soplo? âª

44. Hi. We'll take

Lucifer - Season 2
Lucifer - Season 2 continues the thrilling and captivating story of the devil himself, Lucifer Morningstar, as he navigates his complicated life in Los Angeles. This hit television show, which premiered in 2016, takes viewers on a supernatural journey filled with crime-solving, witty banter, and personal demons. Tom Ellis impeccably portrays the devilish lead, Lucifer Morningstar. Ellis masterfully captures Lucifer's charm, vulnerability, and wickedly sharp sense of humor, making him undeniably likable despite his dark origins. Alongside him is the talented Lauren German, who plays Chloe Decker, a homicide detective intrigued and entangled in Lucifer's world. Their undeniable chemistry and unorthodox partnership provide the backbone of the show's electric dynamic. The exceptional ensemble of actors further enhances the show's appeal. Lesley-Ann Brandt flawlessly portrays the fierce and intuitive Mazikeen, Lucifer's devoted demon ally. Rachael Harris shines as Linda Martin, Lucifer's unconventional therapist, who both supports and challenges him in unexpected ways. Kevin Alejandro brings depth to the character of Dan Espinoza, Chloe's ex-husband and fellow detective, adding new layers to the show's intricate relationships. Lucifer - Season 2 delves deeper into the complexities of Lucifer's family dynamics. Tricia Helfer joins the cast as Charlotte Richards, Lucifer's estranged mother and the deity responsible for the creation of the universe. Helfer's performance provides an intriguing exploration of the mother-son relationship, blurring the lines between love and manipulation. The show's impressive soundtrack heightens the viewers' immersion into Lucifer's world. With a mix of rock, pop, and soulful melodies, the music beautifully underscores the emotional beats of each episode. The soulful voice of Tom Ellis adds another layer to the overall sonic experience. Lucifer - Season 2 features a diverse range of compelling storylines that keep audiences enthralled. From solving intricate murder mysteries to confronting celestial rivalries, each episode delivers a perfect blend of excitement, romance, and supernatural intrigue. As the season progresses, viewers are taken on a rollercoaster ride, encountering surprising twists and character development that leaves them eagerly anticipating the next episode. Whether you're a fan of crime dramas, supernatural tales, or well-developed character arcs, Lucifer - Season 2 offers something for everyone. Engaging writing, dynamic performances, and a captivating premise make it a must-watch series for those seeking an escape into an imaginative and thrilling world. To fully immerse yourself in the sounds of Lucifer - Season 2, you can play and download the show's incredible soundtrack. From sultry ballads to high-energy rock anthems, the music enhances the emotional depth of each scene, ensuring a truly immersive experience. So indulge yourself and enjoy the devilishly delightful sounds of Lucifer - Season 2. Play and download these sounds of Lucifer - Season 2 here: [link to website where the sounds can be played and downloaded]. In conclusion, Lucifer - Season 2 raises the stakes and delivers another captivating chapter in the devil's journey through Los Angeles. With a talented cast, gripping storylines, and a killer soundtrack, this television show transcends genres and keeps viewers hooked until the very end.
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