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The Jerk (1979) "The Jerk" is a comedy film released in 1979, directed by Carl Reiner and starring Steve Martin,

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"The Jerk" is a comedy film released in 1979, directed by Carl Reiner and starring Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, and Catlin Adams. The film follows the hilarious misadventures of Navin R. Johnson, an eccentric and well-meaning individual who sets out to find his purpose in life.

Steve Martin delivers a memorable and uproarious performance as Navin R. Johnson, a simple-minded, naive man who was raised by a poor, African-American family in Mississippi. As Navin embarks on a journey to discover himself, he often finds himself in ludicrous and absurd situations, providing a constant source of laughter throughout the film.

Bernadette Peters plays the vivacious and free-spirited Marie, Navin's love interest. Their chemistry on-screen is palpable, and their scenes together are delightful to watch. Catlin Adams also delivers a brilliant performance as Patty Bernstein, Navin's initial love interest before he meets Marie. Her portrayal of Patty adds an additional layer of humor to the film.

The story begins with Navin leaving home to make his way in the world. He soon discovers that he was adopted and decides to head to St. Louis to find his true purpose. Along the way, he manages to stumble into bizarre situations with various jobs, including working at a gas station. Navin's unique perspective on life and his inability to fully understand the world make for a series of hilarious encounters.

One of the most iconic scenes in the film occurs when Navin is lured into a carnival game by a seductive temptress played by Mabel King. In an attempt to impress her, Navin showcases his "special talent," which turns out to be dancing absurdly and wildy to the tune of "Pick a Bale of Cotton." This scene perfectly captures Navin's endearing clumsiness and the source of much of the film's humor.

The film also includes memorable supporting performances from legendary comedic actors such as M. Emmet Walsh, Jackie Mason, and Bill Macy, who add depth and hilarity to the overall story.

"The Jerk" is widely regarded as one of Steve Martin's breakout roles and played a significant role in establishing his career as a comedic actor. The film incorporates social commentary, absurd situations, and physical comedy, making it a timeless classic that continues to be enjoyed by audiences to this day.

If you're looking to revisit the comedy gold of "The Jerk," you're in luck. You can easily play and download the sounds from this hilarious film here. From Navin's comical one-liners to the catchy tunes that accompany his bumbling adventures, the sounds of "The Jerk" are sure to leave you in stitches.

Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering this comedy gem for the first time, "The Jerk" promises an entertaining and laughter-filled experience. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedic brilliance of Steve Martin and the cast as they take you on a wild and unpredictable journey through the life of a self-proclaimed jerk.

Actual live weight guessing.
Actual live weight guessing.
All I did was take the money you sent home
All I did was take the money you sent home
And embarked on a periodic investment,
And embarked on a periodic investment,
And I don't need one other thing.
And I don't need one other thing.
And I was afraid to tell you about it!
And I was afraid to tell you about it!
And I won't be able to...
And I won't be able to...
And I'm gonna bounce back!
And I'm gonna bounce back!
And it'll be going south on Hertodo Street.
And it'll be going south on Hertodo Street.
And it's because when you take them on and off,
And it's because when you take them on and off,
And rented my first apartment.
And rented my first apartment.
And that concludes this Sunday Night Gospel Hour
And that concludes this Sunday Night Gospel Hour
And that's all I need!
And that's all I need!
And that's what's gonna happen to you
And that's what's gonna happen to you
And the third day seemed like a week again.
And the third day seemed like a week again.
And there'll be times out there
And there'll be times out there
And these.
And these.
Anything in these three inches.
Anything in these three inches.
Around anyone to be able to say that.
Around anyone to be able to say that.
Because my sex life is in your hands
Because my sex life is in your hands
Billy!
Billy!
Boy, I hope everybody's good and hungry
Boy, I hope everybody's good and hungry
But I gotta head down that road.
But I gotta head down that road.
But I'm afraid.
But I'm afraid.
But, uh, it's a..
But, uh, it's a..
Can I cash this? Sure.
Can I cash this? Sure.
Come on, boy. Good boy.
Come on, boy. Good boy.
Come on, let's warn everybody.
Come on, let's warn everybody.
Do you want to play? Is it trouble?
Do you want to play? Is it trouble?
Does it matter?
Does it matter?
Don't you forget to grow up now
Don't you forget to grow up now
Everyone, we're going to watch Navin on the TV
Everyone, we're going to watch Navin on the TV
Federal regulations, sir.
Federal regulations, sir.
Fill her up, son, and a little bit extra
Fill her up, son, and a little bit extra
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! It's a fire!
Fire! It's a fire!
Fox.
Fox.
God bless us, every one.
God bless us, every one.
Good
Good
Got your tires.
Got your tires.
Grandma!
Grandma!
He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business.
He ran the old Cup O' Pizza guy out of business.
He's got to work tonight.
He's got to work tonight.
Here's what Mr. Reiner had to say at a press conference.
Here's what Mr. Reiner had to say at a press conference.
Hi, doll face.
Hi, doll face.
Hold on, they're calling me.
Hold on, they're calling me.
How far you goin'?
How far you goin'?
How much do you want?
How much do you want?
How much is this gonna cost me?
How much is this gonna cost me?
Huh?
Huh?
I can't do anything right.
I can't do anything right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't see no car.
I don't see no car.
I got these for you.
I got these for you.
I got to get away from those cans
I got to get away from those cans
I love you, Navin.
I love you, Navin.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I mean, you got the toilet here.
I mean, you got the toilet here.
I remember the days
I remember the days
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
I suppose, I'm still not quite over Hester's death.
I suppose, I'm still not quite over Hester's death.
I want you to have my Zippo
I want you to have my Zippo
I would've kept my tongue in.
I would've kept my tongue in.
I'm sorry I spoiled the party, Mom.
I'm sorry I spoiled the party, Mom.
I've heard of him.
I've heard of him.
I've never heard music like this before!
I've never heard music like this before!
If I had yelled "cut" on time,
If I had yelled "cut" on time,
If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.
If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time.
In the meantime, we can go pick out
In the meantime, we can go pick out
It's a deal.
It's a deal.
It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.
It's amazing the way it just snaps back like that. Amazing.
It's from both of us. Gee
It's from both of us. Gee
It's gonna make you puke.
It's gonna make you puke.
It's your birthday, and it's time you knew.
It's your birthday, and it's time you knew.
Johnson.
Johnson.
Lenore, this is Navin.
Lenore, this is Navin.
Let him go
Let him go
Listen, what you did just now was very brave.
Listen, what you did just now was very brave.
Looks good to me, sir, but I'd like your opinion
Looks good to me, sir, but I'd like your opinion
Make them whitewalls.
Make them whitewalls.
Mrs. Wilbur Stark
Mrs. Wilbur Stark
My baby!
My baby!
My glasses handle
My glasses handle
My key is for customers who buy gas.
My key is for customers who buy gas.
Navin.
Navin.
Nearly $750,000.
Nearly $750,000.
Nine hundred and 87 thousand
Nine hundred and 87 thousand
Not really.
Not really.
Now be totally honest.
Now be totally honest.
Of course. They'll eat the vegetables.
Of course. They'll eat the vegetables.
Of modern day Renaissance millionaires.
Of modern day Renaissance millionaires.
Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.
Oh, come on, Navin, you're doing fine.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my sweetheart.
Oh, my sweetheart.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Okay, thanks
Oh! Okay, thanks
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. It's a deal.
Okay. It's a deal.
Pull that lever! Pull the lever! Here, hold that.
Pull that lever! Pull the lever! Here, hold that.
Put a rubber on it.
Put a rubber on it.
Put your arms up.
Put your arms up.
She does?
She does?
So, did you decorate it?
So, did you decorate it?
Son, you're gonna be all right.
Son, you're gonna be all right.
Sounds like a typical bastard
Sounds like a typical bastard
Take a look.
Take a look.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That they can take pleasure to do this
That they can take pleasure to do this
That's right.
That's right.
The freshest you've got.
The freshest you've got.
The Lord loves a workin' man.
The Lord loves a workin' man.
The what?
The what?
There's a lot of people more deserving than me.
There's a lot of people more deserving than me.
There's a question I've been wanting to pop,
There's a question I've been wanting to pop,
This guy's unbelievable.
This guy's unbelievable.
This is America!
This is America!
This is no big deal. It's a parking ticket to me.
This is no big deal. It's a parking ticket to me.
This is unbelievable!
This is unbelievable!
To marry someone with power,
To marry someone with power,
To prevent slippage. Try it.
To prevent slippage. Try it.
To the left side of our midway,
To the left side of our midway,
Until we can get you hosed down.
Until we can get you hosed down.
Use the Opti Grab.
Use the Opti Grab.
We're gonna keep out the ******s.
We're gonna keep out the ******s.
Well, I just took a lesson.
Well, I just took a lesson.
Well, I'm gonna go, then!
Well, I'm gonna go, then!
What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Irving!
What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Irving!
What letter?
What letter?
What?
What?
What?
What?
When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.
When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is Navin Johnson?
Who is Navin Johnson?
Who knows?
Who knows?
With your husband's coloring,
With your husband's coloring,
Yeah, we call it Opti Grab.
Yeah, we call it Opti Grab.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Throw a couple of tires in the trunk.
Yeah. Throw a couple of tires in the trunk.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Yes.
Yes.
You actually sleep here?
You actually sleep here?
You had this since the war.
You had this since the war.
You said "she."
You said "she."
You see that?
You see that?
You wanna cash this?
You wanna cash this?
You won a free oven mitt
You won a free oven mitt
You're gonna be famous.
You're gonna be famous.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You've made me very happy
You've made me very happy
Your lovin' son, Navin."
Your lovin' son, Navin."
'Cause I make a very comfortable living.
'Cause I make a very comfortable living.
"Dear Folks, I got this great job in a gas station.
"Dear Folks, I got this great job in a gas station.
"I have to go now as someone is staring at me through binoculars.
"I have to go now as someone is staring at me through binoculars.
"in Los Angeles.
"in Los Angeles.
"The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies
"The hospital gives out free meals of orange juice and cookies
"You have to be careful.
"You have to be careful.
♪ Get on your knees Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Get on your knees Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Well, me and my buddy's gonna Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Well, me and my buddy's gonna Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whenever spring breaks through again ♪
♪ Whenever spring breaks through again ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Whoa Lordie Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale a day ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Gonna jump down, turn around Pick a bale of cotton ♪
♪ Will ever lie ♪
♪ Will ever lie ♪