♯ Green Eggs and Ham (2019) - Season 1 Soundboard

A bird's nested on Gluntz, and he's pecking her neck.

A born role model.

A bright eyed inventor with tons of promise.

A bus station!

A chickera?

A Chickeraffe does sound delish.

A Chickeraffe has escaped the Glurfsburg Zoo!

A Chickeraffe is proof positive

A Chickeraffe? But there are only 17 of them left in the world!

A Chickeraffe.

A clue had just put them on Sam and Guy's tail.

A conclusion I would've eventually come to on my own.

A couple more minutes here won't hurt, right?

A dozen Chickeraffes?

A fine farmer's market two days a week!

A four time varsity try athlete.

A fox guarding the hen house?

A freshly picked breakfast,

A friend like that, he'll put his life on the line for you.

A friendship blossomed that was quite unforeseen.

A friendship like Sam's is super contagious.

A jailbird!

A little.

A lot.

A narrator muter? These people have no idea what I do. This is my craft...

A pet would be cool!

A random visitor at this hour?

A real smuntz.

A recipe for success.

A ride out of this pit.

A role model to role models.

A setting sun means only one thing.

A Sparkerator.

A story about giving new things a try.

A town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye.

A way to track Sam

A wild, scary beast!

A wizard of manipulation...

A wonderful idea.

A world class heist uoso.

A worm.

About a guy named, uh, Ghee.

About how much you love your son!

About my one moment of weakness.

Abso tootly.

Absolutely not!

Absolutely out of this world gala,

Absolutely splendid!

Absolutely, private conversation buddy.

Absolutely!

Absolutely.

Across is much better.

Actually, I can. I just can't believe I was stupid enough to trust you.

Adorable little fella, isn't he?

Afraid he's busy, hombre.

After you, sir.

Afternoon, Donna.

Again, we're not eating it.

Again. Corn...

Agent Gluntz.

Ah ah ah. That's your hupset voice.

Ah ha!

Ah ha! Hand fizzed by master fizzers for 17 years.

Ah ha.

Ah, bittersweet agony.

Ah, bummer.

Ah, Gluntz.

Ah, good thinking, trav buddy.

Ah! He's greater!

Ah! I can open it!

Ah! I was just talking about you.

Ah! So close.

Ah! What was that?

Ah! You and your partner getting out of town to lay low?

Ah.

Ahoy there, friendos!

Ahoy. Abandon ship.

Aka Dr. Linda Schwartz.

Aka Flim Flam I Am.

Aka his grand ball.

Aka Sham Shamford.

Aka the Furry Foot Bandit.

All because of one tiny, little flea.

All because you wanted to try something new.

All folded into a giant egg.

All good, AB!

All I see is a desperate little man on that wall.

All I want to do is to be able to give that same feeling to you.

All it takes is a dash of Sam, a pinch of Guy.

All nice and toasty in that dirt.

All of 'em yacking at you,

All right, big fella,

All right, buddy. Take it easy.

All right, buddy. You're up.

All right, fine, it's an invention.

All right, listen up, people.

All right, Mr. Jenkins, let's get you dried off.

All right, Mr. Jenkins.

All right, what's the plan to bust you outta here?

All right!

All right! Woo hoo! I'm going to Meepville!

All right.

All that failure has made his hope nearly run dry.

All the ingredients for a bright, successful future

All the way to Meepville.

All we have to do now is climb over that oddly placed

Allow me to confirm, sir.

Almost done!

Almost.

Aloha, amigo!

Also big help in the foyer, hallways. Huge in walk in closets.

Also he asks that I compliment you on your hat specifically.

Also not.

Also, a few more of these sweetles?

Also, my neighbor Phyllis says her fruit loaf is homemade,

Also, watch Mr. Jenkins.

Also, you never talked about your folks.

Although, Guy Jr. is the clear front runner at the moment.

Always have been.

Always ready to lend a helping hand or two.

Always.

Am I right?

Am I.

Am I's, tell me about Am You's.

Amazing!

An idea? Like, for an invention?

And a Cantaloupeapult to get rid of our cantaloupes.

And a frosty, cold, iced chocolate for you.

And a hope man is helpful,

And a pet, too!

And a piece of it broke when they were torn apart.

And a security system,

And a skinny half caf latte, please.

And a spoon.

And a tap when it called for a high fiving thonk.

And a tree stump de rooter!

And an almost tangible aura of failure.

And an award winning community theater program.

And are left with no possible way to track their undeterminable whereabouts

And barrel roll out of the car when you get a chance, would ya?

And be a breadwinner like your grandpa, all right?

And burnt his briefcase at the end of his rope.

And bus stations.

And clearly share a very special bond.

And completely self motivated.

And deliver it directly to the Bigman.

And didn't you guys just meet?

And downtown, you know, it's super busy on Bangsday.

And driblets are the best part!

And even if I was, it is not possible.

And for that, I'm deeply sorry.

And get that target,

And Guy's brothers here are real movers and shakers.

And ham.

And have you even considered the possibility that he's a felon?

And he gave them to me for free.

And he was all like, "No, they're all frea..."

And he's getting on a balloonzler!

And he's hurt that this supreme dream team is breaking apart.

And he's snuzzling me.

And her daughter?

And here he is with his first tooth.

And here was his buddy, refusing to scram.

And here, let me... no, no, no. Let me show you. Here.

And hey, they need to be dried off. Fluff away.

And how many jobs have you done?

And how much would a balloon ticket cost, roughly in bruckles?

And I am perfectly happy raising you as a strong, single Sam.

And I became an Honorary Wildlife Protector.

And I cut my teeth on the soft numbers...

And I feel amazing!

And I hope we see them again soon, but they are not the surprise.

And I keep trying them.

And I love it.

And I mean, you seem to have a... a remedial semblance of a social order,

And I promised I'd watch out for you.

And I shall prove it to you,

And I should have come back here more often.

And I shouldn't have followed you.

And I thought that...

And I turned it off.

And I was like, "Ah, ha, ha, ha."

And I was like, "Really? 'Cause they're you're family

And I will eat them here and there.

And I will eat them in a box,

And I will eat them in a house,

And I will eat them in the rain, and in the dark, and on a train!

And I will eat them with a fox!

And I will eat them with a mouse!

And I would eat them on a boat,

And I would eat them with a goat,

And I'll need a bruckle to start it up.

And I'll never, ever forget you.

And I'll take mine over hard.

And I'll take that Chickeraffe.

And I'm an aspiring Paint Watcher.

And I'm stuck here with you!

And I've been saving a bottle of Fizzy Pop for just such an occasion.

And if Sandra knew I took the...

And if that thing falls, he'll go ka splew it!

And if the Goat gets his hooves on the target before us...

And if you can hear me,

And if you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of nowhere.

And in a car, and in a tree,

And in the car, and in jail.

And it hurt you...

And it was reserved for the rarest of all.

And it's a good thing I did let you hang around,

And it's all thanks to you.

And it's extra itchy.

And it's gonna save us! Look!

And it's my pleasure.

And it's yours if...

And Jenkins's begins on an island secluded.

And just for the record, I never liked you.

And last night, there was a was it in your closet.

And leave Mr. Jenkins with me.

And let me just say...

And let them stick around.

And like it or not, he's depending on us to get that tie off that fox.

And make it snappy. I have an appointment upstairs.

And may I just say, it has been sick!

And my general disposition for any traces of exhilaration or whimsy.

And my one last job is almost over.

And my partner here is...

And nope!

And now I really do want to be a Paint Watcher.

And now it's all over.

And now they're on a boat?

And now you are...

And now, for a little slideshow.

And now...

And nowhere to hide!

And one for a Mr. Travel Buddy, Guy Am I.

And one of them is headed this way.

And PS, they're especially good here.

And rethink their entire lives!

And right about then,

And right now, he's desperate to take off and roam.

And right over there is a narrator muter!

And seventeenths!

And she'd make shadow puppets on the wall.

And so did Guy.

And some firm plans to meet up in Meepville,

And taking him home!

And that I'm sorry about the juice that I spilled on the rug!

And that's it.

And that's when she found it.

And the Chickeraffe, too.

And the counters have counted their very last beans.

And the cutest little hat!

And the deranged lunatic from the side of the road.

And the Goat's taking Jenkins straight to Snerz's wall,

And the lights.

And the Llama Gnu.

And the only reason I said it was to protect you and E.B.

And the only thing I've ever succeeded at...

And the six times before that.

And then blow bubbles with the us gum.

And then finally, add details.

And then maybe her mom won't hate you so much.

And then they fall off and die.

And then, gradually, you darken those lines.

And then, it blows up right in your face.

And there is, after all, safety in numbers.

And there's no one to help me, and I really need a ride to Meep...

And there's still a chance I could find mine.

And there's the hitch in this ingenious plan.

And they are really, really good at blowing bubbles.

And they finally made their way out.

And they hate to see you throw that away.

And they just got worse.

And they will attack us.

And thirds!

And this is what I did.

And this Thing a ma Dave oughta do the trick.

And we always will.

And we are good.

And we are officially unstrangered.

And we both bought it!

And we can't give up the Chickeraffe!

And we rule these woods, okay?

And we're gonna have a great time!

And we're gonna have fun together.

And we're good! See?

And we're here for Guy Am I.

And we've never been the same since.

And whatever you do, don't spill the beans to Michellee.

And when I try to be honest, suddenly, I'm Randy.

And when I was a little Snerz,

And when it is,

And when you see what I'm about to show you,

And where would someone go to make money in this town?

And whilst we're at it, it wouldn't hurt to fry up

And who might you be?

And why are you on all fours?

And wins a real, live, wild Chickeraffe?

And yes, the big city can be dangerous.

And you actually bought that?

And you are all under arrest.

And you can't choose your family or really even leave them.

And you know what's fun?

And you need someone to look after you.

And you still couldn't do it.

And you're a weird adult

And you're sure that's where he lives?

And you've been using me to get in good with her.

And you've stolen my wallet at least three times!

And your imaginary friend, Reggie, who she pretended was real?

And your recorder invention thingy didn't even...

And, phew, who knows what else.

And, sir, I'm gonna take my GE & H

And, um, I can ride an occycle with no hands.

And..

And... earthy.

And... he's stupefied.

And... there.

Animal friends who'd be with him...

Annoying little man...

Annoying!

Another order of green eggs and ham!

Any hobbies?

Any ideas?

Any last words before we net you up?

Any later, and you would've been the dead weight, you see,

Anybody sees you, we're in big trouble.

Anyhoo, as a Quintuple Stainless Member,

Anything for such a lovely pair of BADGUYS.

Anything I need to know about this?

Anyway, after that, I climbed the corporate ladder,

Anyway, good luck with the rest of your travel, Mr. Lunatic!

Anyway, I'm sorry I can't help you with your case,

Apologies!

Apparently, someone has chewed through our control panel,

Are doing for that trusting, innocent Chickeraffe.

Are headed this way.

Are those, by any chance, insured?

Are we almost there?

Are we by chance meeting up with Sam and...

Are we dead, Mom?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding?

Are you nuts? I'm not gonna...

Are you nuts? It's a bottomless ravine

Are you out there, E.B.?

Are you ready to feel the Wheel of Insanity?

Are you ready to get this show on the road?

Are you serious?

Are you sure it is the right...

Are you sure?

Are you writing?

Are you... Rash Girl?

As a completely different, yet equally impressive person.

As a Paint Watcher.

As a stockholder, I demand answers!

As long as it's AnyOldWhereButHere.

As long as that beast of yours promises to leave me alone!

As long as there's a bed, I'll be happy.

As long as we're origin storying,

As long as you buy me a car!

As soon as this train ride is over,

As we celebrate another year at SnerzCo,

As well as our PA...

As you will see in the following demonstration,

At a time when there is more hunger than mercy in this world.

At least things can't get any worse.

At least we can't get any wetter.

At least you're the best at something, right?

At our Glurfsburg location

At the bottom of a very, very deep pit!

Attach the Wimble to the Wumph Joint. Puts a Flurm bolt on a Zilzonator.

Attention. Submarine resurfacing.

Available now at all good book shops, and the bad book shops, too.

Avalanche buddy.

Avast and set sail on the 17 seas of flavor.

Aw! That was so close.

Aww!

Aww.

Aww. Hey there, little guy.

Baa rup! Baa rup!

Back when I was a kid, I built one with my mom.

Back when my things actually worked.

Back when you were very little, your dad and I lived here in Meepville,

BADGUY College.

Bah bah bah!

Bah.

Bamboozle McHoaxypants?

Bang.

Barf!

Be right back. Fine.

Be sure not to take off so soon!

Bean counters to the stage. Corporate stooges remain seated.

Bean go. Get it?

Beans.

Beautiful. We're not on the menu.

Because deep down, you know you have become Rash Girl.

Because fleas have been known to scare Chickeraffes.

Because Guy said,

Because I don't have one. Because my mom won't let me.

Because I just found a vending machine

Because I know how to build one of these?

Because I saw your dad the other day at the supermarket.

Because I thought you were Guy, the exploding inventor.

Because I would've killed you.

Because I've tried.

Because if she did,

Because if so, you should attempt to catch it!

Because inside that case would be his new friend.

Because it methodically distracted you.

Because it was a long time ago,

Because it was quiet.

Because it's why I started saving my money in this ziggy bank.

Because nobody's...

Because of you, I'm a felon, I nearly drowned,

Because that's the fun part.

Because the last time I saw you,

Because the two of us are hittin' the road!

Because there's nothing to forgive.

Because they know how great and creative you are,

Because we're a great team.

Because we're all packed up over here.

Because we're talking about fun.

Because you and I are in big trouble with the Bigman.

Because you can still invent us out of this jam.

Because you were right. We're not a team.

Because you're all invited to my luxurious, stupendous,

Because you're no fun!

Because, as I always say,

Because... I never had a family.

Before I have to introduce you to Bad Gluntz.

Before I'd leave my best friend behind.

Before she stops singing!

Before splitting off in 17 different directions.

Before the car hit that giant lake straight ahead.

Belly all full of delicious ties.

Best day ever!

Best friend to super best friend,

Best friends on the run.

Bestest carnival food ever. Wanna try?

Bet he gets that from you.

Bet they have hot cocoa, just waiting for us.

Better beat that ferry to that dock

Better get used to bean puns if you're gonna date my mom.

Better talk fast, 'cause this pole's getting really heavy!

Big fella!

Big fella...

Big winner!

Big, crazy, scary rides!

Biology isn't a science, Guy.

Blech!

Blissfully unaware that we're trapped and doomed.

Blowing bubbles is no big whoop.

Bohemians, thrill seekers, and strangers.

Boom! That was a status bomb, suckers!

Boop!

Boop.

Boulder type of structure positioned directly atop us.

Breadwinner!

Breaking news on the baby eating monster

Briefcase? I mean, am I? I I don't think so.

Briefcase? What briefcase?

Bright side, people in jail get in really good shape.

Bring them in for a landing! The hangar is open!

Bruckles from heaven!

Building friction in order to spark a fire.

Bureau of Animal Defense, Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section.

But a conspicuous absence of you!

But a couple of days ago, when I was in jail,

But compared to a Chickeraffe,

But did you know...

But didn't you say you launched the beans out the ceiling?

But don't forget the Goat about to splat our guys flat!

But don't get too comfortable,

But don't worry. She won't tell anyone.

But E.B.'s not listening, 'cause...

But for once, it was Guy thinking...

But green eggs and ham are the most deliciousist, nutritiousist,

But Guy needed something to help pay the rent.

But have you ever had green eggs and ham with a fox?

But have you ever seen anything more adorable in your entire life?

But he does feel.

But he seems so restless.

But his pets were his most belovedest treasures.

But his words crushed poor Sam,

But honestly, guys...

But how could you sell Mr. Jenkins?

But how do we get all the way up there?

But I can't.

But I don't think you do

But I don't want them, here or otherwise.

But I have a best friend and a defenseless animal who need me.

But I knew you couldn't abandon your best friend.

But I need to get you to Meepville.

But I promise you, this is my last one ever.

But I really do need to arrest you now.

But I think it's safe to say it won't be until well after SnerzDay

But I thought now might be a good time.

But I thought you were looking forward to seeing Meepville.

But I wasn't always the man you see before you.

But I would rather my little boy never forgive his own mother

But I... I thought we agreed.

But I'll be watching you the whole time.

But I'm afraid Hervey never looked at me the same after that

But I'm afraid your card has been reported stolen.

But I'm also considering Chickpea or Guy Jr. Just spitballing.

But I'm certain I wouldn't enjoy those either.

But I'm gonna go with the green eggs and ham.

But I'm gonna try.

But I'm just gonna keep this edible joy right here for when you change your mind.

But I'm sure it won't work.

But I'm very blue.

But I've only got one room left.

But is it okay if I stay with you for just one more minute?

But is there any way you could at least try to forgive me?

But it is not easy.

But it looks like their stories will have separate ends.

But it still wouldn't be his home.

But it was dumb,

But it's not true, E.B. I am... fun.

But it's really store bought.

But just look at no one and talk to no one.

But last night with Guy, over chit chat and beans,

But lucky for him, this cop was polite.

But man and beast...

But Mom, look at him.

But most importantly, I could be embarrassed

But Mr. Jenkins could have gotten hurt.

But my Briefcase Buddy here is still waiting on an oatmush.

But my mom... Get this. She acted like he was real.

But no plan.

But no, I had to turn around and save you.

But now, when my Chickeraffe arrives,

But once you watch it, you describe what you see in vivid detail.

But one thing is missing!

But Sam did a snap when he needed a clonk,

But Sam, he's... he's a bumbling fool,

But someone didn't believe me.

But sometimes you have to do it, even when it's scary.

But stuff blowing up is a valid complaint.

But that sneak had been lying to him from the start!

But that's no excuse!

But the name is kind of misleading.

But the plan now is to reunite Jenkins with his family on Chickeraffe Island!

But the same can't be said of those large slapping turtles!

But the thing where you were like, "Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha!"

But the truth is my heart just couldn't bear

But then that twist at the end?

But they will chew us up like gum,

But they're...

But this I guarantee:

But this last one was for a good reason: to get Mr. Jenkins home.

But this one...

But this story about your son and the Flemur, is it true?

But to figure out how, he'd need help from E.B.

But today, he's gonna give it...

But try not to laugh,

But unfortunately this time, the answer was nope.

But we all know they're for you.

But we can make a vegan version of your favorite meal.

But we can't make it up that thing.

But we're still wanted men, and you spent all our money.

But we're under the water now.

But what about the sheet tent story with your mom?

But what happens to me?

But when?

But you and I are responsible for that Chickeraffe out there,

But you are safe and sound right here in this car with me.

But you can't make it big

But you could.

But you have turned my life into a nightmare.

But you really hurt me back at the cabin, and...

But you still got a rope ladder.

But you two should leave right now.

But you're hardly civilized.

But you're ignoring it, because you have no idea what fun is.

But you're still a fox.

But you're the BADGUYS.

But your family..

But your perfect record, sir.

But your travel buddy, Sam, he doesn't seem safe.

But, Mom...

But...

But... But!

But... counter proposal, maybe I could just stay here.

But... I'm gonna miss the big fella.

But... you can't why?

By attache, of course, I mean briefcase.

By describing my past in great detail.

By my great great...

By myself?

By people you mean your family, and I'm sure they'd...

By SnerzDay!

By the food he had snacked.

By the way, hope you don't mind, I helped myself to your toothbrush.

By the way, Michellee,

Bye, Mr. Jenkins! I'll never forget you!

Bye.

Cafe, bistro, chow shack, gravy trough,

Call up the Bigman, and admit we lost the targets,

Can I at least fluff his feathers when you're done?

Can I at least say goodbye to Mr. Jenkins first?

Can I get a large shake to go?

Can I help you?

Can I? No.

Can we get more blankets over here?

Can you believe they made one that small?

Can you dig it?

Can you feel that?

Can you go get my mom?

Can you hear me, Guy?

Can you hear me?

Can you imagine two hours of this?

Can you not see the roll I'm on? Now, spill the beans!

Can you see me?

Can you tell us about him?

Can't have friends in our business.

Can't wait to try them in Meepville!

Can't we just let them in until it stops raining?

Can't you trust me on this one?

Captain Bigman, but...

Care to comment on the Flerz?

Care to try our signature challenge dish, the Ham Egg Edon?

Careful with my stone!

Careful! That bowl's hot!

Carnival, here we come!

Certainly couldn't leave E.B. back in Glurfsburg.

Certainly, not my best friend.

Chad Bernacke!

Cheese stuffed bamboo?

Chew me! Chew me! I'm the least impressive.

Chickeraffe catching apparatus complete.

Chickeraffe delivery imminent.

Chickeraffe fever.

Chickeraffe guys.

Chickeraffe! Where is it?

Chickeraffe?

Chickeraffe. Freshly molted.

Chickeraffe. They have the animal

Chickeraffe...

Chickeraffes can't fly!

Chickeraffes walk on two feet, Mom.

Chickeraffes.

Child, Sam and I need to have an adult conversation, so if you wouldn't mind...

Classic leg humor.

Clearly, the brains of the operation.

Come and knock down my milk bottles. Three tries for a bruckle.

Come back here, Chickeraffe!

Come back here!

Come back!

Come on out, amigos.

Come on, a warm cabin.

Come on, buddy! Jump!

Come on, E.B.

Come on, Mr. Jenkins, I have so much to tell you.

Come on, Mr. Jenkins.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! I'm starving. How about some breakfast?

Come on! If I go down, you go down with me.

Come on! Let's skedaddle!

Come on! Tell me where we're going.

Come on! There's something really cool

Come on! We were having so much fun back at the carnival.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Hurry it up!

Come on. How do you know you won't like it if you've never tried it?

Come on. Move it.

Come on. Quit screwing around and start unscrewing around.

Come on. The Elanabeth I know doesn't need a television to have a good time.

Come on. You need energy to finish your big mission!

Come to the table, sweetie. It's time for lunch.

Come with me, Mr. Jenkins.

Comin' through!

Coming right up.

Coming up on the road.

Commence feeling inferior!

Cotton, nylon, flannel, even the poly rayon blend.

Could barely afford the half off menu.

Could it be time to start watching paint?

Could it be true? Was it all just a scam?

Could spin such an inventive yarn right off the top of his noggin.

Couldn't agree more.

Craziest ride at the carnival.

Creating a whole new identity

Cronies!

Cut the pleasantries.

D Don't hurt me! I I I'll tell you anything!

Da da da da. Hmm mm.

Daddy loves you, too.

Dangerously safe.

Dare I say, I'm the other brains. Yep.

Darn right, we are! BADGUY proud!

Dave and Randy. It's a shame.

Dave, you got the Wheel of Insanity.

Dazzle us.

Definitely Snerz worthy!

Del...

Delay?

Delicious.

Destroyed a second vase. More priceless.

Destroyed one vase. Priceless.

Diabolical shackle!

Did he just say "Papa"?

Did he really seem like a Wildlife Protector to you?

Did it just get dark all of a sudden?

Did you commit a little mouse crime?

Did you find your friends?

Did you follow that?

Did you hear that, Mr. Jenkins?

Did you hear that, Mr. Jenkins? I'm officially protecting you.

Did you just say "Goat"?

Did you say "Goat"?

Did you say... jail?!

Did you see anything?!

Did you see that?

Didn't mean to spoil the surprise.

Didn't you guys just meet?

Dillikins, indeed.

Dillikins!

Disappointment and singed fur.

Dive roll!

Do I want to? Yes.

Do it, Guy!

Do not panic! Chickeraffes are incredibly scary!

Do not worry.

Do not, under any circumstances,

Do the honors.

Do you feel that rain, Guy?

Do you hang out with other goats, or do you like to mix it up?

Do you have any idea who I am?

Do you have any specials?

Do you like board games?

Do you remember anything about your parents?

Do you think they use real chocolate?

Do you think they'll make it?

Do you think we'll ever see Sam and Guy again?

Do you want it?

Dodgy knife, and hen house in the area.

Does it come with a side?

Don't be dramatic.

Don't be so dramatic.

Don't care. Gluntz, now.

Don't do it!

Don't do that. Put it down, Sam.

Don't explode. Don't explode. Don't explode.

Don't get me wrong, but, uh, yeah...

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let her out of your sight.

Don't list more things.

Don't ruin it.

Don't tell my mom!

Don't they look happy?

Don't worry, big fella.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. We'll be miles out of town before the news gets out.

E.B. and I are going to the World's Smallest Thermometer.

E.B. is very fragile.

E.B. now saw her mom as more than her mother.

E.B. saw a pet.

E.B. thought you might like to have breakfast with us?

E.B. tiptoed upstairs, sure she'd be grounded.

E.B. wished she could pop the words back into her mouth.

E.B., are you all right?

E.B., I'm home.

E.B., this creature is not a pet.

E.B., what if there was a person with a really big house,

E.B., what's the order in which we don't talk to people?

E.B., why don't we get you a flannel candy?

E.B., you keep an eye on him.

E.B.? E.B.!

E.B.? Where are you, honey?

E.B.'s not so fragile. If her mom only knew

Eh eh. We're not the cops.

Eh? This is at least worth a "Huh?"

Eight thousand...

Either the Chickeraffe's or yours!

Emotion is for losers.

End of inspirational speech.

End of the line, boys

Enjoying yourselves?

Enough of amateur hour!

Especially not on her birthday.

Even if he's a dope.

Even if it takes all night.

Even if you are a shell of your former self!

Even when they're already prisoners.

Even your police sketch! Looks amazing!

Every invention's ended up a huge mess.

Every moment I'm with you is a disaster!

Every one worthy of Snerz's attention!

Every time!

Every Tom, Dick, and Glaffy is going to be after my Chickeraffe.

Every Wildlife Rescuer's nightmare!

Everybody, my hands are gonna be up the whole time.

Everybody's safe.

Everyone deserves to be loved, but...

Everyone knows goats can't climb.

Everyone's after this beast!

Everyone's after this beast! We're gonna be in a whole lot of trouble.

Everyone's here! Hello, Tonya!

Everything about me is remarkable!

Everything is A O fine!

Everything is under control,

Everything okay?

Everything was perfect...

Everything you've ever told me is a lie!

Everything.

Everything's going to be okay.

Everything's perfect here, wouldn't you say?

Exclusive, aspirational,

Excuse me, but I ordered mine first.

Excuse me, mister, your briefcase is rattling

Excuse me, sir? Do you have a moment to answer

Excuse me, Ted. Pardon me, Susan.

Excuse me! Can you come back later?

Excuse me! Coming through!

Excuse me?

Excuse me. I'm just gonna go check on our friends down the hall.

Excuse me. Uh, who are you?

Featuring 17 rare and priceless vases.

Featuring DJ Please Don't Leave Me.

Feels like a two man job to me, if you know what I mean.

Fetch, Jenkins! Fetch!

Finding out I'm a fugitive would just be the icing

Fine, but there'll be no dream work.

Fine, I'll come to Meepville with you.

Fine, you're the gatekeeper.

Fine! It's the most specialest place ever.

Fine! Maybe I got a little one, but she hates me.

Fine.

Fine. My family does still live here.

Fine. What's the plan?

Fingers crossed!

First of all, the BADGUYS will never find us down here.

First, we get the job. Then, we get the money.

Five more minutes?

Flames on the side.

Flamethrower Philbert? Helga the Hatchet?

Flannel candy!

Flee!

Flizzapajimbit!

Fludzner's Guide says it's lovely this time of year.

Fludzner's Guide says this is the perfect time of year to visit,

Fluffy. Mmm.

Flup!

Fly!

Follow me to freedom!

Follow me.

Follow my lead.

Follow that mouse.

Food comes out when it's ready.

For a second, I thought we were gonna actually have some fun.

For endangering an endangered animal, transporting an endangered animal,

For it is our gateway

For Jenkins!

For Jenkins.

For making you give it up,

For more on day one of Chickeraffe Hysterimaniaterrogate,

For the record, I did not mean to do that.

For this will require courage that few men possess.

For this.

For when it came to his family,

Forgive me?

Fortunes surely bestowed.

From Meepville to Chickeraffe Island?

From one feminist to another, that's very admirable.

From the fact that there is no Chickeraffe!

From the last time you invited us?

From what I can tell, he is gonna be...

Full steam ahead, me bucko!

Fully panoramic, extremely clean windows.

Fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun.

Fun!

Fun! Right?

Funny story.

Funny you should ask.

G Great. But...

Gasp!

Gave them away in a cardboard box.

Genius!

Genuine convict!

Genuine Friendship!

Get a little bit of everything.

Get a load of that!

Get home safe, okay?

Get in the boat! Get in the boat! Get in the boat!

Get me out of this!

Get me...

Get out!

Get ready to pitch to Snerz himself!

Get this! With a slide and a...

Get your goldbrickin' behinds over here!

Ghee is back!

Ghee lost a little more hope.

Ghee thought of the Face Iron.

Gimme that!

Giroosters, listen up!

Give me duck face! Tea pot arms!

Give the ties to Jenkins!

Give us the Chickeraffe.

Gluntz, let him go.

Gluntz, net me.

Gluntz, that was so sugar coated, I'm gettin' a cavity.

Gluntz? I get that a lot.

Go ahead.

Go Meloners!

Go right ahead, and please, make it as embarrassing as possible.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go.

Go, go!

Go, Sam, while you still have a chance. They're gonna catch me.

Goat?

Goat.

Goats are known especially for their climbing!

Going down.

Going somewhere?

Gold plated stone? I've got a good stone man.

Gonna be a real hoot.

Good boy.

Good evening, Mother!

Good eyes.

Good job, Mr. J.

Good morning.

Good news for BADGUYS, the targets weren't far.

Good news! You've already got one.

Good night, Sam.

Good point.

Good thing I brought these.

Good thing I happened to grab some extra food and Bevvies,

Good times.

Good to see you again.

Good! Because Gluntz takes no prisoners,

Good! Follow me.

Good. If you can't see anything, he can't either.

Goodbye, buddy!

Goodbye, Mr. Jenkins!

Gosh! It doesn't even feel like we're moving!

Got a bunch of friends there waiting for me.

Got it!

Got it. Not a hugger. I respect that.

Got ya!

Got you.

Gotcha question! Woop, woop!

Gotcha!

Gotcha.

Gotta ask. Which car was your favorite?

Gotta get out before the Cronies find out!

Gotta give it a good shake first!

Graduated magna cum awesome from Snerz University...

Grand uncle Guyverson, grand aunt Guyvereen...

Greasy spoon, clean spork,

Great for families, couples, and...

Great meeting you, Grumph!

Great seeing you!

Great start. You're in.

Great year for grass.

Greatest family ever!

Green eggs and ham

Green eggs and ham are good anywhere.

Green eggs and ham on a stick?

Green eggs and ham taste great!

Green eggs and ham!

Green eggs and ham?

Green eggs and ham? Gross.

Green eggs and ham.

Green eggs and nothing.

Green eggs and nothing. Green eggs and nothing.

Green eggs...

Greenisist thing in the world!

Greetings, little ones!

Greetings, self.

Greetings, we have some questions about the Chickeraffe.

Greetings.

Grrrumph!

Grumph!

Guess I must've made a wrong turn and ended up right back where you were.

Guess that's why we make such a great team.

Guess we'll find out, amigo.

Guy Am I, you are a reckless, dangerous man.

Guy Am I?

Guy Am I. Uh huh!

Guy felt fantastic! He'd finally won!

Guy got arrested just so he could break me out.

Guy had given up. An inventor he ain't.

Guy had no friends left to stand in his way.

Guy has inventions but no place called home.

Guy is a guy... a nice guy and...

Guy Junior is a popular favorite.

Guy Junior!

Guy Junior! You saved us!

Guy Junior?

Guy Junior.

Guy knew that Thing a ma Bob wouldn't bob.

Guy knew what Sam meant by that mischievous wink.

Guy picked the briefcase! He'll fix his Self Flyer!

Guy started to think he'd made the wrong choice.

Guy stood there holding her hat in his hand.

Guy took a chance and opened his heart,

Guy wondered why he bothered to even show up...

Guy wouldn't admit it, but he did need some hope.

Guy, I mean it.

Guy, I think he knows you.

Guy, if something's wrong, you can tell me.

Guy, it's fine.

Guy, listen to me!

Guy, what are you doing?

Guy, who's at the door?

Guy, you've gotta peep this.

Guy!

Guy! Guy, we're home free!

Guy! Hey!

Guy! Mr. Jenkins!

Guy! Oh, Guy, it's you!

Guy! Tell my mother I love her,

Guy! This is you!

Guy! We made it!

Guy! Yes!

Guy! You don't have to do this.

Guy?

Guy? Guy!

Guy? No, he was just a patsy.

Guy. Look.

Guy...

Guy's alone, and he's sad.

Guy's been accused of grand theft Chickeraffe.

Guy's face looks like that,

Guy's friend, Sam I Am, has been Sam I Am Lying

Guy's good with kids?

Guy's just upset.

Ha!

Had Jenkins found his flock?

Half off menu.

Hand me that weird little fork, Sam I Am.

Hand over that Chickeraffe, Goat.

Hand over the beans.

Hand over the Chickeraffe, boys.

Hand, hand.

Hands up! The whole time.

Hang on!

Hang out here, I guess.

Hangs in the balance.

Hard to believe.

Have a seat. We'll be with you in the next seven hours.

Have fun in Meepville!

Have I ever told you that you smell like flowers and cupcakes?

Have you ever tried them before?

Have you got the goods?

He can resume giving up on his dreams right away.

He couldn't escape our hugs.

He had the cutest little blueprints and the cutest little pencil.

He had the green eggs and ham on thin crust

He had to get caught and thrown into the clink.

He invented a de weeder to get rid of our weeds.

He invented Foggles.

He just about smothered it to death.

He lived with his family, where the ties grow on trees.

He loved our green eggs and ham.

He loved that little pet so much.

He loved that sandwich.

He owned everything that a Snerson could own!

He really liked your recipe.

He said he appreciates our efforts and believes in us forever!

He said he'd meet me here.

He sat down and gazed at the moon with her then.

He sprained both of his knees, and stepped on a...

He stole the Chickeraffe to sell to a collector.

He tells me that all the time.

He thought he could get away with anything.

He thought of Michellee.

He told me that we're taking him to Meepville to keep him safe.

He was such a cute boy.

He was the most magnificent Flemur

He was with your mother, and your brothers, nephews, nieces,

He wears a brown hat, sour expression,

He'd invented a thing a ma do that had done!

He'd let Sam I Am in, and that Sam let him down.

He'd worked his last nerve...

He'll be fine.

He'll come back.

He'll take Jenkins to a collector. We gotta hide!

He's a liar!

He's about to get flocked!

He's always been so creative

He's always in such a hurry!

He's back!

He's been cooped up in here for hours.

He's burrowing for the night.

He's great with kids.

He's just some poor smuntz who sits watching paint.

He's mine! Give me...

He's not my friend!

He's not terrifying. He's terrified.

He's on the balloon.

He's on to us for sure!

He's probably restless. He needs a soothing pat pat.

He's protecting Mr. Jenkins!

He's so cool!

He's under a lot of stress right now.

Head for the mountains!

Hello, Snerz. Haven't seen you around the club lately.

Help! Please! I need so much help!

Her daughter was gone!

Her mom's happy smile was now pointing south.

Her SnerzDay beans!

Here he is in his rebellious phase.

Here in South Shvizelton, we don't like to gossip.

Here is your ticket, and here is your change.

Here it comes

Here we are!

Here we go! Uh oh! Coming through!

Here we go.

Here you go, little brother.

Here you go!

Here you go.

Here, buddy!

Here, go get some fabric candy.

Here. Take it.

Here. This is it!

Here's an idea.

Here's... pretty much everything,

Hervey still blames me for losing that poor Flemur of his,

Hervey?

Hey there, big guy. What can I get you?

Hey, CB, Carnival Buddy.

Hey, cheer up, kid.

Hey, do me a favor real quick

Hey, Donna, sorry to be a nudge,

Hey, drive safe, Philip!

Hey, E.B.! Wanna ride occycles?

Hey, look on the bright side.

Hey, so, seems like Guy's got everything covered.

Hey, somebody lose a Last Job Special?

Hey, there, fellow passengers!

Hey, wait a minute

Hey, what's your name?

Hey, who said that?

Hey, why don't you hop on my handlebars then?

Hey, you have to see this.

Hey!

Hey! Do you know if there are any other modes of transportation nearby?

Hey! Hello there! Oh, let me tell you about our specials.

Hey! Hello, strangers!

Hey! It's gal.

Hey! Listen!

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Hey! Whoa!

Hey.

Hi!

Hi! I just came by to see how Mr. Jenkins is doing.

Hi.

His best friend.

His circle of friends has shrunken by half!

His face filled with fear.

His heart told him "nope."

His luck had run dry.

His only hope was his good old friend Guy Am I.

His rainy days were now sunny.

His smile kept smiling.

Hit it over here!

Hmm, for a guy who doesn't know a lot about Stovepipe Junction,

Hmm, hmm.

Hmm, I gotta learn more expressions.

Hmm, let's see.

Hmm, maybe frigid or stale

Hmm? Hmm?

Hmm? Roll out, Gluntz.

Hmm.

Hmm. 'Kay, let's see.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Mm hmm.

Hmm. Uh, take care of the bill, okay, pal?

Hold it right there, Sam.

Hold it right there.

Hold that thought. I really like where you're going with this,

Hold the door, please!

Hold the door.

Hold the phone.

Hold up. Did you just say we're best friends?

Holy moly!

Holy moly! Hey!

Honey, don't jostle.

Honey, I don't need you to punish yourself.

Hoo!

Hooked me from the first sentence.

Hoot hoot, Mr. Night Owl

Hop on in!

Hope you slept well!

Hopefully, not jail.

Hoping to make us pawns in his treacherous ruse.

Hot cocoa.

Hotel room...

How 'bout we eat 'em together?

How about in North Shvizelton?

How about now?

How about some fun food?

How about to make it up to you with a bite of these green eggs and ham?

How about..

How am I gonna tell your mother anything when I'm about to die, too?

How annoying is this bubble wrap?

How are we supposed to afford to travel with just this?

How are we supposed to do that when we don't have any money?

How are you gonna get them back?

How are you hungry right now?

How can you not enjoy this?

How can you tell?

How dare you steal my stolen Chickeraffe?

How did he let things get messed up so bad?

How did they even get out of their cell?

How do I look?

How exactly did the little man pay for all these folks' yolks?

How is that good news?

How long has it been since you've been back?

How long have you known?

How many jobs have I done, Gluntz?

How many times do I have to tell you? They're not dangerous.

How much better I am than you.

How nice to be you.

How the heck did you lose the target this time?

How was that?

How would you characterize the thieves?

How would you know that if it's not your house?

How would you like to pay for that, Mr...

How's it going?

How's the Relaxation Station?

Howdy there, folks.

However,

Huh uh.

Huh, I guess I won't be needing that last one.

Huh, that's a weird name.

Huh, you didn't let it out.

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? No!

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.

Huh? Wait! That's me.

Huh. I was gonna say "shovel."

Huh. That job sounds surprisingly nice.

Hungry.

Hup, hup, hup!

Hup!

Hurry it up! Hurry it up!

Hurry up! Hurry up! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Got to go!

Hurry!

Hypnotized

I admire your loyalty, but I'm afraid I still have to apprehend you!

I admire your sense of duty!

I almost got your daughter killed by a... by a Goat...

I already told you cops everything I know.

I always get my target.

I always wanted a tree house!

I am a genius!

I am a licensed Wildlife Rescuer!

I am a licensed Wildlife Rescuer.

I am an egg free warrior.

I am hanging up!

I am jacked right now!

I am loving this new side of you.

I am not happy!

I am not his papa.

I am not inventing. This is purely out of necessity.

I am not playing with you!

I am not serious,

I am putting a lot of effort into this.

I am Sam, Sam I Am.

I am Sam.

I am so not awake right now.

I am so pumped up for the Wheel!

I am super fun.

I am totally going to hurt you.

I am trying to impress you with this!

I appreciate the apology,

I began as a number cruncher,

I believe in you.

I bet a lot of people's grandparents live here.

I bet he really misses his mom.

I bet hers...

I bet my last bruckle on it.

I bet they're relaxing somewhere, having a really great time,

I brought you a present.

I brought you something to eat.

I built that.

I can still taste it!

I can taste it.

I can't believe it! A jailbird?

I can't believe we lost our targets.

I can't believe what I've "bean" missing.

I can't believe you lied to me.

I can't disrupt the Gala.

I can't do that. They'll put him back in a zoo.

I can't even see it!

I can't even see it.

I can't look!

I can't stand it anymore.

I can't stand the thought of Mr. Jenkins being without his family.

I could just stare at the corner.

I could not, would not, on a boat!

I could watch you watch paint for days.

I detect a hint of...

I did just save you from a car about to plunge into a lake.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't order that

I didn't realize.

I didn't think it was possible.

I didn't want you to miss the sunset.

I didn't. I struck up a conversation with the vendor,

I do love inventing.

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like them here or there!

I do not like them, Sam I Am!

I do not like them, Sam I Am.

I do not!

I do right, and it all blows up in my face!

I do,

I do!

I do! You're rescuing an innocent, endangered animal

I do.

I do. Because carnivals are fun, and there's one right across the road.

I don't believe it!

I don't believe it. We made it!

I don't blame you for thinking that it's easier to be alone.

I don't blame you, buddy.

I don't care!

I don't care.

I don't feel so good.

I don't know if I'd use the word heroes.

I don't know what I'll do.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. That's why I call it "not sure".

I don't like it when people touch my hat.

I don't need eggs. I don't need...

I don't need no eggs!

I don't see a Chickeraffe.

I don't think so.

I don't think this is such a good idea.

I don't want them. Give 'em to Terrence.

I don't want to eat them with you either, you filthy son of a...

I don't want to go through that again.

I don't want to hear it! I only have a few minutes before I...

I end up doused, and soused, and fished, and flattened.

I especially like how you drew his little foot right there,

I feel it. This is the one. This is the one.

I feel like I could just settle down here and never leave.

I feel safer when we're together.

I felt badly for the little chap.

I figured I deserved a ticket for saving your life. Good news!

I forgot about that.

I found your old Cantaloupeapult blueprints, Uncle Guy!

I gave mine away in a gold box

I gave mine away with a car and driver. Both gold.

I get seasick.

I get under the sea sick?

I give up!

I got enough for both of us!

I got it!

I got it.

I got to keep trying.

I guess all that endless chasing after us is good cardio.

I guess that means you're back inventing again, inventor.

I guess that's it then.

I guess we should probably get back down now.

I guess. But she's not very adventurous.

I had a litter of those last week.

I had a pet Flemur.

I had no idea you had such an impressive family!

I had to ditch some dead weight.

I hate it!

I hate that Guy! Ugh!

I hate that Sam.

I have 'em shipped in.

I have a best friend to find.

I have a plan.

I have always wanted a target!

I have an idea.

I have been lied to, manipulated...

I have no idea what kind of sick tactics she's using over there,

I have one more option, vis à vis the meal.

I have several words.

I have the most impressive collection of rare and exotic creatures

I have to find those beans.

I have to get all these animals out of here.

I hear that.

I heard they have a toy store there that's so big,

I hope they have marshmallows for the hot cocoa.

I I thought you were the BADGUYS.

I if you want to be alone right now,

I insist that I insist.

I Is it dry yet?

I It just escaped! It ran away!

I jaywalked once, but...

I just don't eat things like eggs and ham.

I just haven't decided on one yet.

I just met you.

I just need you to think before you run off like that.

I just saw your soul.

I just told you it was me.

I just wanna get you back in your briefcase where you'll...

I just..

I just... get very excited.

I knew little Hervey would be devastated if he ever found out

I knew you couldn't handle this.

I knew you were talented.

I knew you would take care of him.

I knew you'd come back!

I know exactly how lucky you are...

I know how to track him.

I know I haven't.

I know I was supposed to stay outside and not make inspirational speeches,

I know I would.

I know I'm not your favorite person right now,

I know I'm supposed to be in bed,

I know it.

I know it's hard to let go of something you love.

I know we've been through this once or twice,

I know what you're here for.

I know you need it.

I know you're in here, Chickeraffe.

I know you're not happy about the little setback in our relationship.

I know, pal.

I know, right?

I know!

I know.

I know. I haven't cracked the password

I know. You paint a painting first, before you watch it.

I launched the beans out the ceiling.

I like green eggs and ham.

I like smooth jazz.

I like the way you think.

I like them, Sam I Am.

I like them.

I like your style.

I lost them.

I love a good sheet tent.

I love eggs!

I love me! Yes!

I love Mr. Jenkins, but you should be happy for him.

I love that we're working together, you know.

I love the salt and blueberry look, sir.

I love this train!

I love you, Mr. Jenkins.

I love you, too.

I love your hair. Hello.

I loved that car.

I made him up, too.

I made it all up.

I made the deal with Snerz before I got to know the big fella.

I majored in animal linguistics.

I may have spent our last bruckle.

I may never get to see him again.

I may not be able to find my mother, but Jenkins's mom is a balloon ride away!

I mean, a lot.

I mean, at first I thought it was about you,

I mean, at least until I met you.

I mean, every family does this, right?

I mean, have you even developed an alphabet?

I mean, he'll launch the beans out the ceiling.

I mean, hello.

I mean, hi, E.B. Where's your mom?

I mean, I escaped from prison, I impersonated a carny for money,

I mean, I hear you're decent bubble blowers...

I mean, if your mom knows you're up here, she will...

I mean, it didn't matter to me either way. I mean...

I mean, look at what you and your selfless, heroic friend Sam

I mean, look at you.

I mean, the Guy I knew was completely different.

I mean, they're really good.

I mean, who could possibly find anything bad to say about him?

I mean, yes! I mean...

I mean, you'll never know until you try it.

I mean... wow.

I meant let him go... free.

I might have a new favorite favorite dish.

I miss jail.

I missed you so much. I've been a total wreck.

I need eggs!

I need someone better to get me the animal.

I need that Chickeraffe.

I need to be in that tree house right now!

I need you to stall Michellee while I find E.B. and the beans.

I never knew there were so many bean related jokes

I never realized how much falling

I never should've listened to you!

I never told anybody this before, but...

I once spent my whole allowance trying to win a big Pigorangutoad.

I only use Bamboozle McHoaxypants for hotels.

I probably should've led with "hello."

I propose we both go together.

I really need your help here.

I really thought your luck rubbed off on me.

I remember my mom...

I said, "Bill, it's impossible.

I saw you get into that cab,

I see junk!

I should give you my address in case you and the kitchen staff feel like coming by.

I should not have asked that question.

I should not have had that green eggs and ham back there.

I should've left while I had the chance.

I should've listen to my mom!

I sleep better standing up.

I spy a tie.

I still have it, Sam.

I suggest we do the same.

I suppose we could go talk with the lady who owns the place.

I survived the avalanche!

I swear he...

I think he's hungry.

I think I know what's going on.

I think it's noble what you two are doing for that creature.

I think it's time for you to leave!

I think she likes you.

I think the rain's letting up.

I think these games are rigged, Gluntz.

I think we just found our lifeline.

I think we're all in agreement.

I think you're the sweetest, smartest, greenest hen in the whole world!

I thought everybody loved Sam.

I thought it'd be good if you saw your family.

I thought we agreed...

I thought we were all gonna go together.

I thought you loved oatmush.

I thought you said they don't eat people.

I thought you were Dave.

I told you not to do anything!

I told you not to leave him alone.

I told you not to order that monstrosity.

I told you that stuff was gonna make you hyper.

I told you to stay outside.

I trust you, E.B., but I'll never trust that Guy again.

I trust you.

I underestimated these two.

I understood none of that, but I'm gonna call you Squeaky.

I used to think like that, too.

I wanna switch jobs.

I wanna talk to this mouse.

I want to be an inventor just like you when I grow up, Uncle Guy.

I want to believe you.

I want to know every green egg purchase from here to Flam.

I want you on your way to Meepville before I hang up this phone.

I want you to make them as uncomfortable as possible.

I wanted a safe job in a safe place, so...

I wanted to make sure that I could take care of you,

I wanted to share that with you for the longest time.

I was an artist.

I was free.

I was gonna say green eggs and ham, but yeah, that too.

I was happier as a child.

I was ignoring the sad man, but he has my attention now!

I was once...

I was rooting for you the whole time.

I was thinking ice skating. Maybe a little smooth jazz.

I was thinking we should stop at this really fun place

I was wrong.

I will be keeping my eye on you, Randy.

I will eat them anywhere!

I will not eat them in the rain!

I will not eat them on a train!

I will not eat them with a mouse.

I will not look at him because taking my eyes off the road

I will not, will not, with a goat!

I will.

I won't hurt you.

I won't tell your mother.

I wonder what that does?

I would never let anything bad happen to him.

I would not like them in the dark.

I would not like them on a train.

I wouldn't dream of it

I wouldn't let my daughter go anywhere near it.

I...

I... do like you...

I... haven't heard about that.

I... painted it.

I'd better cool you off, sir. You're looking pretty surly.

I'd rather not.

I'd rather watch grass grow.

I'd say they're two men who delight in each other's company

I'd treat her nicely if I were you.

I'll admit that.

I'll allow it.

I'll be back in a bit.

I'll be fine.

I'll check ya later.

I'll find you!

I'll give you a glowing report if we make it back before my mom kills us.

I'll go back to jail for ten forevers

I'll go have a talk with the boy.

I'll have the green eggs and ham, please.

I'll just read this super boring safety manual all day

I'll just watch grass grow.

I'll only need one.

I'll protect you, sir!

I'll relay the message. I promise.

I'll search the evidence room for anything that squawks.

I'll tell her you're innocent.

I'm a disappointment.

I'm a monster.

I'm a new fox.

I'm a Paint Watcher now.

I'm a Quintuple Stainless Member.

I'm afraid we've said something wrong.

I'm an aspiring Paint Watcher.

I'm an expert when it comes to dealing with wild Chickeraffes.

I'm awake!

I'm aware.

I'm busting you outta here. Oh!

I'm coming in.

I'm doing casually intimidating

I'm done inventing.

I'm fine with oatmush.

I'm fine. Okay?

I'm getting hints of egg, and yes, definitely green.

I'm Ghee.

I'm gonna get as far away from you and this beast as possible.

I'm gonna give you one last chance

I'm gonna go get it.

I'm gonna laugh in the faces of all of you,

I'm gonna need help.

I'm gonna take my time with the two of you.

I'm Guy, life long inventor, here for the biggest meeting of my life!

I'm headed to Meepville to be a Paint Watcher.

I'm headed to the Big Meep, too!

I'm here to interview for a job watching paint.

I'm here, E.B.

I'm here.

I'm hit!

I'm in the middle of a very important...

I'm just asking you to give me one more chance to try.

I'm just doing it since we'll freeze to death if I don't.

I'm just gonna say wow!

I'm just one big emotion right now.

I'm just trying to ensure that poor animal is safe.

I'm kickin' it into overdrive!

I'm leaving to find some quiet.

I'm Loretta Mums, and you've entered The Panic Room.

I'm no master.

I'm not a felon, I swear. I...

I'm not an inventor.

I'm not even allowed to have a panda, let alone Mr. Jenkins.

I'm not exploding!

I'm not gonna say, "I told you so," because I've written it down.

I'm not great with kids.

I'm not hangry, Gluntz. I'm happy.

I'm not interested in your social life!

I'm not paying you 19 bruckles a day to stand around, am I, Dave and Randy?

I'm not really hungry.

I'm not so sure about that.

I'm not staying around to find out.

I'm not sure they're gonna be good here, Sam,

I'm not sure your mom would approve of that.

I'm not your amigo, friend.

I'm not your papa.

I'm on a business trip. The SnerzDay Gala.

I'm on the balloon.

I'm on the boat.

I'm on this cleanse now where all I eat is worms, corn, and mud,

I'm pretty impressed.

I'm right here!

I'm sad, too.

I'm Sam With A Jail Hat. What can I do for you, perfect stranger?

I'm Sam.

I'm so excited Mr. Jenkins is almost home!

I'm sorry about your death trap blowing up.

I'm sorry I brought us on this!

I'm sorry I pushed you into it!

I'm sorry if I wasn't super psyched about your new job, travel bud.

I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm stranded out here,

I'm sorry to surprise you like this, Ma Snerz,

I'm sorry to take advantage of your kindness,

I'm sorry you had to go through that... Ghee.

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, are you saying you want me around?

I'm sorry, but if you're passing on the whole giving me a ride thing,

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry, Sam.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I guess I've been talking your ear off this whole time.

I'm sorry. One more time?

I'm sorry. Wh Whatever you do,

I'm starting to get real suspicious of that goat.

I'm sure he didn't mean it.

I'm sure he has a creative way of watching paint.

I'm sure it's a good reason.

I'm talking best friends forever and ever!

I'm terribly sorry, Mr., uh..

I'm the gatekeeper.

I'm the only friend you've ever had.

I'm the only person in this room.

I'm too young to die!

I'm transitioning to Paint Watching.

I'm trying!

I'm vegan.

I'm your narrator, Guy.

I'm, uh...

I've already told you,

I've always been a failure in their eyes.

I've been bamboozled by a bamboozler!

I've been thinking about what I did for a while.

I've been trying to find her all these years,

I've changed, Sandra.

I've done a lot of scams.

I've got a better plan.

I've got three words for you.

I've got two of those in my backyard. They ate my cantaloupes.

I've lived my last day!

I've recently committed myself to an eggless existence,

I've settled for a stable job...

I've still got one bruckle left for breakfast.

I've tried you as a friend, and you don't fit.

I've... I've seen this one before.

Ick! What is this?

If anyone sees it, we're gonna be in a whole lot of trouble!

If channeled properly.

If I can cheat death.

If Michellee found out, she'd know he had lied.

If she kept a close watch, would it really be so bad?

If that's a Girooster, then...

If that's not a shot of life, I don't know what is.

If the man were a liar, his pants would be on fire.

If there are children or over protective single mothers in the room,

If we don't start another fire, we'll be frozen solid.

If we keep arguing, we're gonna miss the train.

If we were to track everybody..

If you can hear me, flee!

If you can hear me, wave!

If you care about Michellee and E.B.,

If you don't mind, sir, I'd like to give it a shot.

If you don't mind...

If you guys wanted, maybe we could all team up and...

If you insist!

If you insist.

If you love something, tie it down.

If you see my family,

If you wait just a second while I run your card...

If you want to help him, tell us where that ferry is going.

If you're her hero, you'll be her hero.

If you've never actually eaten 'em?

Impress me.

In a protein smoothie to go, please.

In fact, both of us were very, very...

In fact, I never wanna see it again.

In fact, we're almost there.

In front of my Cronies.

In Meepville, there was no man bigger than Snerz,

In the Boring Car being boring. What are you doin' up there?

In the entire northeastern quadri sphere.

In the history of Flemurs, and magnificence!

In this hilarious world of ours.

Including me.

Information.

Interesting hobby!

Into the briefcase, buddy.

Inventing doesn't work that way.

Inventionary!

Is departing in three seconds.

Is everyone here? Let's get a head count.

Is everything okay?

Is everything okay? You're looking a little gooey there.

Is failure.

Is finally ready to be executed!

Is he okay?

Is hot the right word?

Is more wrinkled like raisins than pink like a rose.

Is Mr. Jenkins...

Is now available for boarding.

Is on this receipt.

Is Snerz.

Is that a real Chickeraffe?

Is that all you got?

Is that one rumph or two?

Is that the escaped Chickeraffe?

Is that the same person? Is that Siobhan? Or Roger?

Is that...

Is that... it?

Is the neck hole small enough?

Is there a Guy Am I here?

Is there a problem here?

Is there anywhere on this train to watch paint in peace?

Is this guy for real?

Is this seat taken?

Is this the hard way?

Is this your secret origin story?

Is your family still here?

Is your name even really Guy?

Is your refrigerator running in a satisfactory manner,

Is...

Isn't he?

Isn't travel the worst?

It always ends up being 90% cantaloupe.

It begins with a kite, and then...

It belonged to the BADGUYS.

It can only be something pleasant.

It can smell my fear!

It did matter to E.B.

It doesn't matter which way you spin it.

It doesn't matter.

It fits!

It gives you the guts to do something outrageous.

It goes like this.

It had better be there, Snerzy,

It had your cool invention thingy in it.

It has a roller coaster inside!

It has everything...

It is a Chickeraffe feather. Yes.

It is aged to perfection.

It is for my family.

It is wonderful!

It just seems to me that we'd all be safer if we...

It just takes him back to a pleasant memory.

It just wants to play!

It killed Michellee to see her daughter so sad.

It means they're broke.

It really is nice up here.

It really is.

It seemed like the only way to not get hurt or hurt others

It stands for Bureau of Animal Defense Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section.

It starts a long time ago.

It takes something big,

It was a stupid thing to say,

It was all her fault!

It was cantaloupe!

It was incredibly clever wordplay.

It was Jenkins.

It was made for a mouse and not for a man.

It was my great great...

It was nice chatting quietly with you.

It was Sam all this time.

It was some of your finest intimidating!

It was stolen!

It was the classic story of a boy and his Flemur.

It was worth the chafing.

It was you! You did this!

It was.

It wasn't even my idea!

It will only validate their unentitled sense of superiority,

It won't.

It worked!

It? This Chickeraffe has a name, you know.

It'll all blow.

It'll be dark soon.

It'll be fine, Guy. Things always work out in the end.

It'll be like a slumber party with your mom instead of, uh, friends.

It'll be there, fudgecakes.

It'll probably just blow up!

It'll spray everywhere and douse the fire.

It'll work out. I know it.

It'll... be fine.

It's a bed and breakfast.

It's a boatneck!

It's a business trip, Mom.

It's a dozen green eggs on top of toast,

It's a family name, shortened from O'Gluntzenburg

It's a Girooster!

It's a hard pass, Michael.

It's a junk yard!

It's a new device I'm assembling out of necessity

It's a real Pickyraffe.

It's a sight E.B. wished her eyes could unsee.

It's a solid, practical, fall back profession.

It's a surprise!

It's a useless contraption, and I'm glad it's gone.

It's all eggs!

It's almost time for the SnerzDay Gala!

It's always just been me.

It's an expression.

It's an interesting story.

It's an unremarkable attache sold in most major stores.

It's barely enough to buy a stamp!

It's beautiful.

It's covered in gold!

It's Dave and Randy, isn't it?

It's easier to just surrender

It's even the title of my autobiography,

It's fine, Guy. It's just a little...

It's fine.

It's for our date tonight.

It's freezing. We won't even survive the night.

It's game over, birdie.

It's getting late. I should probably be heading home anyway.

It's gone public!

It's gonna be red.

It's good to have you back.

It's Guy, the Paint Watcher, am I right?

It's happening! Ooh.

It's jammed!

It's just a comfortable place.

It's just me here... until now!

It's just me, sir!

It's just you and me now,

It's just you, sir, have a gift.

It's just... I'm just kind of cooped up, and last night on the top of the train...

It's like 90% of every fruit salad.

It's like eating little pieces of joy.

It's like finding a matching snowflake.

It's lit up like a birthday cake down here.

It's locked! Climb over!

It's my one last job.

It's my phone number, dummy,

It's nice having some help in the kitchen.

It's nice to be wanted?

It's no use. Save yourself before they put you away forever.

It's not "fun".

It's not a motel!

It's not a toy.

It's not an invention.

It's not easy to warm up a friendship gone cold.

It's not even a Chickeraffe.

It's not important.

It's not us I'm worried about.

It's okay, Mr. Jenkins.

It's okay, Sam.

It's okay.

It's okay. Mr. Jenkins kept me safe,

It's on the Goat,

It's over, Sam.

It's packed with attendees from far and from near!

It's refreshing!

It's ringing.

It's silly.

It's so lonely in here. Will I ever be getting a cellmate?

It's stuck!

It's such a surprise.

It's terror on four feet!

It's the BADGUYS, McWinkle and Gluntz!

It's the button on top.

It's the dish that cannot mish.

It's the perfect way to embarrass my Cronies at the Gala.

It's the SnerzDay Gala... thing.

It's the stolen Chickeraffe!

It's time for professional hour.

It's time to list our simple truths.

It's too high. There's nothing we can do.

It's, uh, totally organic,

It's, uh... It's nothing special.

It's...

It's... a Chickeraffe.

Jackpot!

Jailbird!

Jeez, I love Sam.

Jenkins and I would've been halfway to Meepville by now.

Jenkins is in good hands.

Jenkins loved his mom with all of his heart.

Jenkins was stunned. Jenkins was shocked!

Jenkins's life was a breeze.

Joy!

Jump on.

Jump!

Just a kite, a snorkel, and a pole vault pole.

Just a specific observation about you that I've been meaning to share.

Just as long as that Goat leaves us alone and never again knocks at this...

Just do it!

Just don't.

Just east of North Westville and south of Goo bai,

Just enough to put you, me, and Jenkins on this afternoon's ferry to Meepville.

Just for fun.

Just get out of here!

Just give me a second.

Just having a great time bonding with your daughter.

Just in time for his Gala,

Just in time to meet our other hero!

Just kidding.

Just kind of like, I bet...

Just leave it.

Just like any other.

Just like he did at the Half Off Restaurant,

Just like Sam is keeping him safe.

Just like Sam, E.B. was in need of a friend.

Just like yours.

Just making a conservative estimate here.

Just me and Sandra on our date.

Just need to see your tickets first.

Just oatmush, dry,

Just one date, please.

Just one spot remained on Snerz's wall,

Just one thing.

Just one tiny hint?

Just promise you won't say a word to anyone

Just stay still. This won't hurt at all.

Just tell me what happens. I can't bear to look!

Just this conversation is slightly whimsilarating.

Just three orders for me and my gal pals then.

Just to save me!

Just tragic.

Just try the worm. Maybe you'll like it, huh?

Just two gals on the road to Meepville.

Just what every child needs! A death trap strapped onto their back!

Just you and Sandra on your date.

Just... let me out right here!

Keep it together, I Am.

Keep it together, Michael.

Keep the ties.

Keep trying, Sam.

Keep watching.

Keep you safe, and that's good.

Keep you safe.

Kids go gaga for Guy.

Kind of dark up here, don't you think?

Knowing E.B. was as safe as a Flurk in a Glurk.

Knowing with Guy and Stovepipe,

L Let's show 'em, E.B.

Lake!

Last time we saw Guy, Sam just roused him awake,

Le Chickeraffe.

Le freeze.

Leave me alone.

Leave that chair until the paint is fully dry.

Leaves you speechless, doesn't it?

Leaving our heroes outside to get soaked.

Left me at an orphanage.

Lem's House of Kites, Snorkels, and Pole Vault Poles.

Let it be two orders, matey,

Let me explain.

Let me help.

Let me see it first.

Let me show you around.

Let me tell you a little story.

Let us be clear about that.

Let you in?

Let's dance.

Let's do it.

Let's focus on the positives.

Let's get back to those tofu eggs.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get out of here.

Let's get you back.

Let's get you warmed up.

Let's give it a whirl!

Let's go check in on the others.

Let's go to Joaquin Furmano, our man on the street.

Let's go, young lady.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just find the ties.

Let's make some dinner.

Let's make that for everyone!

Let's move, team

Let's put a pin in that.

Let's say you try something new, you might not like it.

Let's see here.

Let's see how you get out of this one!

Let's see.

Like a really big, really nice house,

Like a rube, like a clown.

Like a solid gold stapler and a gold plated stone.

Like green eggs and ham, or love, or a friend.

Like I have a choice.

Like that!

Like, you...

Listen, Sam, it's time we went our separate ways.

Listening to the smoothest of smooth jazz.

Little late night snack coming up for everybody.

Little.

Long story.

Look at him! He loves it!

Look at Snerz. He's skipping town,

Look at that cute little face!

Look at the neat and amazing inventions!

Look at this.

Look, he blends right in.

Look, they've got cotton candy, flannel candy, nylon candy.

Look!

Look! We made it!

Looks like I just found my new pet.

Looks like Sam never meant to set her pal free!

Looks like someone couldn't finish their Ham Egg Edon.

Looks like that flying machine of yours didn't work, compadre.

Looks like the Goat did our dirty work for us.

Looks like the kite, snorkel, pole vault pole bubble has finally burst.

Looks like we found our target.

Looks like you chose the hard way.

Loop!

Lose the frown, kid.

Lose the ladies.

Lots of choices here.

Lots of protein, free range. Very nice.

Love always, your Mom.

Love fails.

Love that luggage!

Love what you've done with your fur!

Love your dress.

Love your shoes.

Lovely name. How do you spell that?

Luckily, you had a hope man in your corner.

Ma kept it set for you all these years.

Ma'am, we're gonna need to commandeer your family vehicle.

Make it stop!

Mama! Mama! Mama!

Man, it feels good to be untucked for once.

Man, time has not been kind.

Mark me! Mark me!

Matey!

May I arrest you now?

May I please finish?

May I steal you for a second?

May I take your order, Captains?

Maybe even a "wha?"

Maybe I'd be safer here in boring Glurfsburg where nothing ever happens.

Maybe not.

Maybe someday you'll find a way to wow us.

Maybe that runs in the family?

Maybe you need to spin it the other way.

Maybe your luck really did rub off on me.

Maybe.

McWinkle and Gluntz were hot on the trail

McWinkle had done it. The code had been cracked.

McWinkle! Pop, pop. Pop, pop, pop.

Me too.

Me too. So I built one.

Me, me, me!

Me, too!

Me? Oh, no, no, I get seasick in a jacuzzi, so...

Me. I am. Definitely.

Meanwhile, at the cabin, Guy's face felt quite funny.

Meanwhile, I'm freezing and...

Meanwhile, our BADGUYS are hot on the trail.

Meep City!

Meepville is gonna be super fun. I promise.

Michellee headed off to take care of some work,

Michellee realized something she hadn't yet.

Michellee thought the train had been nothing but troubles,

Michellee's beans counted, she could finally move on.

Michellee's trust has been firmly revoked,

Might Sam's luck have rubbed off?

Mine is a real humdoozler.

Mine.

Mission accomplished.

Mm hmm

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Eh eh.

Mm hmm. You might want something from our half off menu.

Mmkay, it's closing time, Sam.

Mmm

Mmm mmm mmm.

Mmm, mmm.

Mmm, technically, I think it's more of a vehicle.

Mmm, that sounds good!

Mmm!

Mmm! Amazing! Mmm.

Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm! Oh!

Mmm! More joy!

Mmm! This is so good!

Mmm.

Mmm. Eh?

Mmm. Hey, man!

Mmm. I don't know about you, but I find train travel to be...

Mmm. Mmm!

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. No, I think that's what an invention means.

Mmm. Sounds delicious.

Mom would have a conniption. "No pets is the rule!"

Mom, can I go help him, please? Please, please, please, Mom, please?

Mom, gotta go! Bye!

Mom, I thought I was pretty clear about this.

Mom, it's smooshing my face.

Mom, look at Mr. Jenkins.

Mom, look! Look! I think that guy needs help!

Mom, spill the beans.

Mom, stop!

Mom, this is whimsilarating!

Mom, we have to do something!

Mom!

Mom! Guy! I have something to tell you!

Mom! This isn't you!

Mom'll help you, Mr. Jenkins.

Mom's!

Moms.

Morning, lazybones!

Most likely to try: Guy.

Mouse.

Move, move, move!

Move!

Mr. Am I? Is everything all right?

Mr. Goat charged it on his card.

Mr. Hervnick Z. Snerz!

Mr. Jenkins belongs one place and one place only,

Mr. Jenkins belongs with his mom.

Mr. Jenkins is so close to being back on Chickeraffe Island

Mr. Jenkins it is!

Mr. Jenkins loves antiquing.

Mr. Jenkins, come on. We have to keep you safe.

Mr. Jenkins, right.

Mr. Jenkins, stop!

Mr. Jenkins!

Mr. Jenkins! Play fetch!

Mr. Jenkins.

Mr. Snerz would be very upset.

Mr. Snerz, any comment on the emotion you're feeling right now?

Mr. Snerz, it seems losing this pet Flemur had quite an effect on you.

Mr. Snerz, our readers desperately

Mr. Snerz!

My bad. He's tossing it into that fire.

My best bud here and I are doing the next bus to Stovepipe Junction.

My best friend...

My briefcase was in the car.

My childhood was fascinating!

My childhood, where to begin?

My childhood? There's no need to go into that.

My dear, dear friends

My fellow students...

My fur is frozen.

My green egg and ham scented seat covers.

My Guy?

My hair?

My inventions always blow up, your mom hates me,

My knees! My neck! You're the best!

My last words are...

My luck is rubbing off on you.

My mom is totally gonna detect whimsy, but I don't care.

My mom says 90% of all train accidents occur inside the train

My mom was just starting to trust me, and I don't wanna mess that up.

My mom won't let me have any.

My mom would be able to tell.

My name is Guy.

My only crime was being a husband and a father

My perfect angel.

My plan is to find it some ties.

My rare animal collection!

My slightly unhinged partner is in the next room

My volume's off zero!

My wife is quite the homemaker.

N No, thanks.

N Nothing.

Nah, I'm just taking the next cold air balloon

Nah.

Nah. 'Cause you gotta have your origin story to tell.

Nah. Just surrender to the rhythm!

Nailed it!

Namaste?

Nature's deadliest judgivores.

Never mind! I'm through with you.

Never mind.

Never, Mr. Snerz!

Never! I'm not going anywhere without that Chickeraffe!

New plan. Follow me.

Next stop Meepville, huh?

Next stop, Lower Meepville!

Next.

Nice little farm in East Flubria.

Nice one, E.B.

Nice to meet you Guy With A Mustache.

Nice try, but you've only made me stronger.

Nice work, ladies' Guy.

Nice, try there, puddle. Not gonna catch me!

Night, Donna!

No beans. We need to get back safely.

No fools in sight.

No further queries necessary.

No harm, no foul. That's what I say.

No matter who he's gotta go through to get it!

No one eats this stuff 'cause it's awful!

No one is removing my tie right now.

No one is removing your tie right now.

No one knows when the stolen beast will finally be recovered,

No one stands between me and my pets, not even my own mother!

No one to be trifled with.

No one wants to come see this thing.

No one's gonna hear a thing.

No order.

No problem.

No talking. Right, sorry.

No time.

No way! We're going to that...

No, absolutely not.

No, after you.

No, and whoever ate one of these things must be some kind of maniac.

No, don't let him out.

No, E.B, that's yours.

No, E.B. found out on her own.

No, Guy! It's too high!

No, here, here! Over here!

No, hey! No, wait, Guy!

No, I can't talk to her.

No, I do not like them, Sam I Am.

No, I don't.

No, I just say when it's dry.

No, I will not eat them in a box.

No, I will not eat them with a Goat.

No, it's just a story.

No, it's not here yet!

No, Mr. Jenkins, you can't drink this.

No, no, actually 11.5 years now.

No, no, I I was just, uh...

No, no, I'm not ill.

No, no, no, no, I get it. I get it.

No, no, no, no, no. We're good.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no. Look, look, look, look, look!

No, no, no!

No, no, uh, not at all. I I mean, you rented this place,

No, no, wait a second. No, I forgot.

No, no!

No, no! People will see it!

No, no! There's gotta be a better route!

No, not in the living room!

No, not my beans!

No, please, after you.

No, running's the worst thing we can do right now!

No, someone else does the painting.

No, thanks! Caffeine makes me hyper.

No, that's not really necessary.

No, the other...

No, they're tough

No, wait. Oh, no, no, no.

No, we are not, Elanabeth.

No, you... It's Guy... with a mustache.

No, you're distracting us

No, your lead is not a good lead.

No!

No! A loop!

No! Free me at once!

No! He can't be.

No! I told you the animal must be here in Meepville

No! I was talking about her!

No! I will not eat them in a car.

No! Just oatmush! And a spoon!

No! Mr. Jenkins!

No! No more inventing!

No! No, no, no, no, no.

No! Stop the bus, please!

No! Wait!

No! We are not Briefcase Buddies!

No! You and that scary fella are the BADGUYS.

No.

No. I didn't want to get attached.

No. No flannel candy.

No. No, I don't.

No. No!

No. We are.

No. We gotta check out the Junction.

No. What?

No... TV?

Nobody wants to see that thing.

Nobody's ever stuck around long enough.

Nobody's ever wanted me to stay the same person before.

Nope!

Nope. Sorry, sir. You will need to remove that Flerz.

Nope. You're the absolute, very last person they wanted to see.

Not a care in the whole world!

Not a problem. Second choice...

Not anymore than I usually say briefcase, which is very rarely.

Not anymore. I haven't touched an egg in a month.

Not even your own mother.

Not everyone has a home to... Well, to come home to,

Not exactly.

Not giving up on your dream at all.

Not helpful.

Not if I can help it.

Not if I catch you first!

Not me

Not me.

Not now, Terrence.

Not now! They're about to crack.

Not quietly enough.

Not soon enough.

Not talking.

Not with that dangerous Chickeraffe on the loose.

Not without our help.

Not yet! Not today!

Nothing at all!

Nothing! Nothing's in here!

Now cuff 'em!

Now get to it!

Now go!

Now hit the road before we hit you.

Now how about a piggyback?

Now I am, too.

Now I see what you were trying to tell me.

Now let's chain you to a wall for the rest of your life.

Now remember, kids, have extra fun today!

Now that was legit fun.

Now we can get you back to your real flock.

Now we just need to figure out which way they went.

Now why don't you just tell your little friend to come out, too?

Now you can.

Now you listen, and listen good.

Now you're looking on the bright side.

Now, come on. Let's get you out of...

Now, I have many delectable food options here. First up...

Now, if what's in the briefcase is what we think it is,

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my count by SnerzDay.

Now, imagine how classy that will be with a large and wieldy animal by me.

Now, just leave my eyes.

Now, now, don't sell yourself short, honey.

Now, to test it on our first live subject,

Now, who's ready for the first of many hugs?

Of all the farmhouses in the world,

Of course not.

Of course we are.

Of course, it's a practical decision,

Of my first official non pet pet.

Of the Glurfsburg I Am's.

Of transportation nearby?

Oh ho ho! Did your family do this?

Oh, a petting zoo.

Oh, and you're entitled to one call.

Oh, and your tofu's on fire.

Oh, are you one of the inventors here for the Gala?

Oh, baguette.

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! It's coming!

Oh, classic Philip.

Oh, classic two man job!

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on. How can he possibly be as great as you say he is?

Oh, Cronies! Are you ready to be humiliated?

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dillikins!

Oh, don't be dramatic.

Oh, double gasp!

Oh, eleven, sir.

Oh, except for one thing, and it's quite horrifying.

Oh, family photo! Priceless moment!

Oh, glad that's over. Now we can have some fun. E.B.?

Oh, good choice. One Sad Man's Special coming up.

Oh, Guy Jr. loves hanging his head out the window!

Oh, Guy's lucky to have you as a best friend.

Oh, Guy's the impressive one.

Oh, he is not.

Oh, he was such an imaginative boy

Oh, he's the tip of the top.

Oh, hello!

Oh, hey there!

Oh, I can't believe I forgot the safety poofs!

Oh, I can't watch.

Oh, I don't know. I was hoping you knew.

Oh, I hope we make the cut!

Oh, I love a loop.

Oh, I thought you were using it as an expression. Oh, great!

Oh, I wish this was a dream

Oh, I'm gonna have so much to journal about tonight!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is aging against the law now?

Oh, I'm... I'm sure I have some somewhere.

Oh, it might, but I have to try.

Oh, it's beautiful!

Oh, it's cantaloupe! The garbage fruit!

Oh, it's fine.

Oh, it's in my mouth.

Oh, it's never gonna go away!

Oh, it's not a hotel.

Oh, it's so good to have you back, grandson.

Oh, it's working,

Oh, IWB, inclement weather buddy,

Oh, just the thought of that awful device gives me the fuzzles.

Oh, like a one last meal kind of thing?

Oh, look! There's the inventors now!

Oh, man! This is scary. Was this in the book?

Oh, man! You're back where you were in Episode One!

Oh, me and my Flemur were as thick as thieves!

Oh, my goodness! I'm speechless.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! A fleer!

Oh, my gosh! Can I name him?

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! You have shakes

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! It's not just a thing!

Oh, no! Mr. Jenkins!

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh! McWinkle! McWinkle!

Oh, oh! Guess what they serve here!

Oh, oh! This briefcase!

Oh, okay. Are you sure?

Oh, okay. Wh...

Oh, out here?

Oh, pigment!

Oh, please, I insist.

Oh, please! Who wants to go to a carnival?

Oh, poor Lem!

Oh, really, Mr. Furry Foot Bandit?

Oh, really?

Oh, right.

Oh, right. Your chick.

Oh, so good to see you.

Oh, so that's how you're gonna to play it, huh?

Oh, so your childhood was...

Oh, sorry, friend.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry. It's just below the cliff.

Oh, sorry. No refunds

Oh, sounds amazing.

Oh, such a dilemma!

Oh, sure is. I see it now.

Oh, sure. I clearly have nothing better to do.

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. A fellow was just here, ordered the...

Oh, thank goodness you're back!

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, thank so much for the mulberry sweetles, Mrs. Am I.

Oh, thanks. I must've left it on rattle.

Oh, that was a close call, huh?

Oh, that's a good nose. It's an eggy nose.

Oh, that's my favorite movie!

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's still good.

Oh, that's true.

Oh, the Chickeraffe guys?

Oh, the Goat never even saw me sneak the eggs in his motorcycle!

Oh, the horror, the disgust...

Oh, the hot chocolate feels great!

Oh, the places you'll go!

Oh, the stories I could tell

Oh, the tail is definitely secure, sir!

Oh, they look pretty Chickeraffy to me!

Oh, they're the BADGUYS. Thought they made that pretty clear.

Oh, this was the year he tried to run away from home.

Oh, uh, a green egg and ham burrito.

Oh, uh, son, don't forget your briefcase!

Oh, uh...

Oh, unfortunately, you no longer have two million points.

Oh, well,

Oh, well, all right then.

Oh, well. Let's hope they get there..

Oh, what a great person.

Oh, what a story!

Oh, what gives you the right to judge us anyways?

Oh, what?

Oh, whoa!

Oh, why not?

Oh, why would you cut the line?

Oh, will you please stop who ling?

Oh, wow

Oh, wow!

Oh, wow! You were right all along, Sam.

Oh, wow. Look at this!

Oh, yeah, for you.

Oh, yeah, right! Well, I'll get your food up right away.

Oh, yeah, they were just a couple of ordinary Garys.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's the eggs.

Oh, yeah. Of course.

Oh, yeah. Sweet man.

Oh, yeah. The vibe was unmistakable.

Oh, yes, Mr. Snerz.

Oh, yes! Sam!

Oh, yes. The green eggs with ham.

Oh, yes. Very casual. Very intimidating.

Oh, you just answered my question.

Oh, you poor creatures.

Oh, you sweet, sweet, naive soul.

Oh, you! Same as it always is.

Oh, you... you are great with her.

Oh, you're not so great with adults, either

Oh, your hair.

Oh!

Oh! A kite, a snorkel, and a pole vault pole!

Oh! A magic show!

Oh! And over there, they could have a hot tub.

Oh! And your in float film will be

Oh! Hey, BADGUYS.

Oh! I knew you were a dangerous man.

Oh! I'm saved!

Oh! Isn't it?

Oh! It's not working!

Oh! It's really... It's all over the news.

Oh! It's right there on the license plate.

Oh! Light bulb moment!

Oh! Look! Guy!

Oh! Oh, my! E.B.?

Oh! Oh, my! Right here in Glurfsburg?

Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh.

Oh! That's good.

Oh! The Park and Ride is deceptively fast.

Oh! There he is!

Oh! There's the bean that counts most of all.

Oh! They're all so amazing!

Oh! With the right flipper!

Oh! Your hair.

Oh.

Oh. Oh!

Oh. Ow.

Oh. You're still stuck.

Oh...

Oh... It wasn't my car.

Ohh!

Okay, are we following you, or are you following us?

Okay, boys. What can I get ya?

Okay, but won't that also make it hard to see where we're going?

Okay, gentlemen,

Okay, great!

Okay, I feel slightly responsible for that.

Okay, I get it.

Okay, I see you're very focused on Guy right now.

Okay, look, this thing isn't even mine. I took it by mistake.

Okay, Michellee's peeved. You can't blame her for that.

Okay, Mr. Jenkins, this is important.

Okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Easy. Easy, now.

Okay, one call.

Okay, so our current options are give the Goat the Chickeraffe...

Okay, so there's a couple of wrinkles still left to iron out.

Okay, surely, there's no way it could happen a third time.

Okay, that flea is quite silly,

Okay, that was harsh.

Okay, to be fair, your name is a little misleading.

Okay, tough guys.

Okay, we could also say, "Hello," "Sup," or, "What it do?"

Okay, we need, like, a million ties.

Okay, we'll flip up bruckle. I call tails.

Okay, well,

Okay, where do I sign? Can I do it more than once?

Okay.

Okay. Are we following them, or are they following us?

Okay. So you're in a mood.

Okay. That's weird.

Okay. Well, can you tell us about...

Okay...

Okee flokey.

OMG, you're staying!

On a scale of ten to ten?

On that point, Guy would disagree.

On top of an extra large ham,

On top of big, fat failure cake.

On top of more toast,

On top of the train last night.

On your left! Busy inventor coming through!

On your long, lonely journey to the ville.

One bean.

One briefcase.

One bruckle... Hup!

One false move, and boom!

One Fish, Two Fish, and there's Red Fish, and Blue

One for a Mr. Sam I Am,

One for a mysterious briefcase,

One had a half oatmush and other had green eggs and nothing.

One had a half oatmush, another had green eggs and nothing.

One is described as short, slight, red hatted, bright eyed

One Last Job Special to go.

One last job, Gluntz. Let's go get our target.

One last thing: does it have a name?

One last time before we die!

One last try.

One moment?

One more boat ride, and Mr. Jenkins will finally be safe.

One of you is gonna tell us the name of that collector.

One rung at a time.

One Sad Man's Delight.

One Sad Man's Special comin' up!

One Sad Man's Special!

One, sir! Uh, counting this one.

One, two three!

One, two, three!

One, two, two and a half, three!

One...

One... two... three!

Only an inventor with an amazing imagination

Only one anyone mattered to Guy.

Only one customer this year, and his address...

Only one hungry hero has ever pulled it off!

Only one place in Glurfsburg sells all those items.

Only one reasonable way out.

Only way in is if you know it.

Only, we are not! For I have a plan!

Ooh, I am!

Ooh, I like it.

Ooh, little Johnny is really sprouting.

Ooh, nice!

Ooh, no need to spend time there.

Ooh, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa.

Ooh, that felt good.

Ooh, the little man bought us some, and they were scrump licious!

Ooh, um...

Ooh!

Ooh! An auto finger crosser? They said it couldn't be done!

Ooh! Junk mail! Sweet!

Ooh! Nothing special?

Ooh! What is this?

Ooh. This place seems nice, Guy.

Ooh. Whoo hoo.

Oop, oop, opp. We're not going there.

Oop.

Oops! My bad. My bad.

Or anywhere else for that matter.

Or be ready to hand in your badges!

Or Chickeraffes, or really anyone, but let's just try it.

Or is it?

Or it's game over for you.

Or or maybe it's my green egg and ham air freshener.

Or or or maybe,

Or the other day at the carnival,

Or the stuffed animals she bought you at the fair,

Or we can do it the hard way, amigo.

Or we could stay at that one.

Or when we involved you in that dangerous train chase.

Or worse, maybe you're allergic to it.

Or you're fired!

Orchestra, danceable celebration song now!

Order up!

Order up.

Ordered the green eggs and ham.

Ouch.

Our bodies are 78% water, Elanabeth. A few more drops won't hurt.

Our float leaves from platform 71.

Our friend Guy Am I hasn't been a success.

Our grumpy friend Guy huffed and puffed up the gluff

Our heroes are sinking

Our heroes' cover was blown when Jenkins ran free,

Our lips are sealed.

Our story starts here.

Our toothbrush?

Over easy.

Over here!

Over here! Over here! Look! Look! Fetch!

Over here.

Over..

Overprotective? Uh huh. Look what she makes me wear.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow, ow, ow.

Ow!

Paint Watcher? What does he mean?

Paint Watcher.

Painted it.

Papa

Papa, Papa, Papa! Papa, Papa, Papa!

Papa.

Pardon me, Officer. I am turning myself in.

Pardon. How far might this get us?

Past the Moostrich,

People start to call you "rash girl" behind your back.

People! Let's go say hi.

Perhaps you've heard of us?

Perhaps, maybe I'll stay a while.

Permission denied.

Permission to give you one first/last high five?

Pestering you, never letting you stew in peace.

Pfff. That's easy.

Pfft. Sure it was.

Pfft. What you know about inventing?

Phew!

Phew! That was close.

Plan? I don't have a plan.

Platform 71.

Play fetch!

Please come in. Make yourselves comfortable...

Please don't blow this for me.

Please don't tell Sandra!

Please explain to me how there's a boat with a target on it,

Please hold hands with your best friend in the whole wide world.

Please proceed to the lifeboats in an orderly fashion.

Please proceed with caution!

Please say the password.

Please stop!

Please, don't ever scare me like that ever again.

Please, don't hurt me.

Please, just do what I say and stay out of my way.

Please, just put on the radio.

Please, McWinkle. Can I drop him, please?

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Change of heart.

Plenty of green spaces!

Plot twists for days. Binge worthy.

Plus the tenor of his voice clearly indicates that he's a deranged lunatic.

Plus, a note that was written with pencil in palm.

Plus, an Out of Order Recorder with 17 toggles.

Plus, just imagine all the amazing sights there are to see in the big city.

Plus, to end up sitting next to each other like this.

Poached? I'm thinking poached is the way to go when you're...

Point zero zero two microzilometers.

Poised and regal, lithe and spry,

Poor Guy. So clueless, naive as a Flerz.

Poor Sam! Off to jail! This doesn't seem right!

Pop quiz, hot shot! Are you ready?

Possibly a double hoot.

Possibly Feathers, Raff Raff...

Pray, tell, Gar Kahn.

Pray, what do you call this?

Prepare to be riveted!

Prepare to...

President of the Young Inventors of Non Exploding Inventions Club.

Pretty great, huh?

Pretty sure he's Rash Girl.

Priceless?

Promise.

Pssh, come on. Where're you headed?

Psst!

Pull me up! Pull me up! Pull me up!

Put a leg in the air! Pucker hard! Squat!

Put him in!

Quiche Lorraine.

Quick family portrait.

Quick question.

Quick reminder, Guy got arrested on purpose,

Quick! Let's get on that winding "go up the mountain" thing!

Quit stalling, Snerzy!

Rain!

Rainbows!

Randy, you're on the Relaxation Station.

Randy? What kind of a con artist are you anyway?

Read it.

Real bad.

Really gets the fizz going!

Really green

Really making that dream work.

Really want to know.

Really?

Really? Are you sure?

Really? I classified you as a... well, a dangerous type.

Relax with the questions.

Relax, best friend!

Relax! Oh!

Relax. Giroosters only eat one thing, beans.

Relax. They're all the way back there.

Relax. We can get out.

Relax. We've got our disguises.

Remember back at the cabin when the Goat showed up?

Remember?

Reminding all units that the Chickeraffe

Reminds me of ye.

Rescind all the invitations to the SnerzDay Gala.

Revealing to him he was bound for a...

Riding around in this heavily air conditioned car all day.

Right in front of our eyes.

Right. Food.

Right. Probably switched modes of transportation.

Right. We all have a story, animals included.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead!

Roof slide!

Rookie move.

RSVP by Tongsday. No plus ones.

Ruh ha!

Running loose on the streets of Prinz Pazookle.

Rustlin' up some green eggs and ham.

S'il vous plaît, man.

Sad Man's Special. Tsk!

Sadly, Guy cannot hear me when I tell him,

Safe journey, old buddy.

Safe travels to Meepville.

Safe, steady, suits me better.

Safely onward to Meepville with daughter E.B.,

Safely transporting this guy here to Meepville,

Safety in numbers, am I right?

Safety? Bedtime?

Said he wanted us to be safe, but you know what I bet?

Said his hopefulest voice.

Sam and Guy crawled

Sam and Jenkins are gone.

Sam did the right thing.

Sam I Am eating his favorite dish.

Sam I Am had ruined McWinkle's big day.

Sam I Am, you have a visitor.

Sam I Am.

Sam is a Wildlife Protector, too.

Sam slurped the driblets from the base of his cup,

Sam thought his search for a buddy was about to end,

Sam tried to convince her, but deep down he knew

Sam was no longer in such a rush.

Sam was now ready to set his pal free,

Sam was pinched. He was caught.

Sam wasn't cut out for this sort of a job.

Sam wracked his brain, where to run, flee, or scram!

Sam, I am so sorry.

Sam, I just wanna say...

Sam, I think your eggs are burning.

Sam, no!

Sam, no! As your best friend, I'm telling you to flee!

Sam, stop it.

Sam, that horse doesn't move.

Sam, they are literally saying...

Sam, wait!

Sam, we are fugitives.

Sam, you can't sell him!

Sam, you can't.

Sam!

Sam! Guy! Mr. Jenkins!

Sam! We need to move now!

Sam's selling Mr. J to that no good Snerz.

Same as everything else.

Same scenario.

Same to you.

Sandra is no one's chick!

Sandra!

Sandra! She makes waking up in the morning worth it!

Save Jenkins!

Save Sam or himself?

Save the flimflam, I Am.

Save yourself! Jump onto that ledge!

Save yourselves!

Say cheese!

Say hi to your mom!

Say, "I'm ruining your life!"

Say!

Scream!

See how perfect this is?

See that? Today is your lucky day!

See you...

See, I ordered a steaming hot chocolate for myself,

See, it worked!

See?

See? All you needed was a little bit of hope.

See? Look at this. It's the hottest spot in town.

See? There is a bottom.

See? They are better than me!

See? Told you.

Seems like they have their issues, but I'm sure they can work them out.

Seen by whom?

Self Flyer.

Seriously, what have you done with your lives?

Seriously?

Seriously? You don't have to do this.

Seventeen hundred, matey. And worth every bruckle.

She checks my eyebrows for wind blownness

She could never hear about this!

She even put out a plate for him at breakfast.

She made me breakfast.

She may not move yet, but that's what a master inventor is for.

She seems like a jar full of fun.

She sounds as bananas as you.

She was finally warming up to me, and I pushed her away.

She was left with no choice but to prove E.B. wrong.

She wouldn't be thrilled with his new, fake career.

She'd call me by my full name

She'd witnessed him wreck his beloved Self Flyer.

She'll believe me.

She's a person, with dreams,

She's fine. Everything's fine.

She's over protective. You're excessive protective.

She's the smartest kid I know.

She's up there, the formerly overprotective one with the beans?

She's very much her own hen, and I respect that.

Shelter!

Shh, shh, shh! It's just a little flea.

Shh, shh. Hey, hey. No, you don't.

Shouldn't you know Chickeraffes can't fly, Mr. Wildlife Expert?

Show yourself!

Shush! You're distracting me.

Shut up, nerd!

Simple. We just gotta hop on that Balloon a Vator.

Since we last saw our BADGUYS, they've had quite a trek.

Since you were six years old?

Sir, I'm afraid everyone has already RSVP'd.

Sir, it only seems fair. I did offer him last words.

Snerz is gonna love that!

Snerz is the collector? As in SnerzCo?

SnerzDay!

Snerzy, I hope you're not trying to impress us

Snuzzle me for protection!

Snuzzle me, Guy!

So at the thought of another...

So far I've been calling him Big Fella.

So good.

So green!

So he turned to the machine to select the right gear,

So I could ask why, you know?

So I hope that you...

So I keep ordering them,

So I'll leave you to it.

So I'm going to stay here and keep eating green eggs and ham until I find hers.

So I'm gonna get to work.

So I'm leaving. Now.

So many Chickeraffes!

So maybe consider that!

So much to say, but would she understand?

So my Chickeraffe will never be able to leave me?

So she rented a car wrapped completely in bubbles.

So there's no need to venture into town where we might be seen.

So they can use the other two to mash their prey into a fine paste.

So you can all stop feeling sorry for me, all right?

So you can call me.

So you work at the carnival now?

So you're fully within your rights to sit wherever you...

So you're not allowed in.

So your pet's with you forever.

So, allow me to buy you lunch.

So, are we good now?

So, are you brave enough to finish it and make it onto our Wall of Fame?

So, by sunrise on SnerzDay,

So, Guy tells me you're a bean counter.

So, Guy, what's the... Whoa!

So, hmm,

So, I told him that I accidentally left the door open.

So, I'll just, um...

So, if you'll just snuzzle yourself into bed and allow me to tuck you in...

So, in the end...

So, pay attention.

So, Sam, I imagine you'll be having the ushe?

So, technically, I'm safer up here with you.

So, that's a no?

So, time for some teamwork.

So, um...

So, we'll just leave these ties and show ourselves out.

So, what do you say?

So, what you gonna do with all the cash?

So, what'd you fail at?

So, what're you gonna do in the MVL, travel buddy?

So, what's the next big idea, Guy?

So, what's the plan?

So, what's your invention?

So, who's excited about our big business trip?

So, you are a child.

So, you really think I smell like flowers and cupcakes?

So? What do you think?

So...

So... it's a maybe then?

Sold at most major stores...

Sold in most major stores.

Some people are just born to dazzle, am I right?

Some questions about the Chickeraffe heist?

Somebody needs some fresh air

Somebody poach me.

Someday.

Someone broke in and took that Chickeraffe.

Someone had left the door open!

Someone tell our mothers we love them!

Someone, please! Someone!

Someone's been replaced

Someone's been replaced.

Something bold.

Something grumpy but endearing. And Sam's my best friend!

Something happens in Glurfsburg!

Something huge,

Something tells me this might be more of a Sam kind of job.

Sorry, big fella, you gotta lay low. We're wanted men.

Sorry, big fella.

Sorry, Snerzy, old bean.

Sorry! Rodent?

Sorry.

Sorry. He... He just...

Sorry. That's a tickling fish.

Sorry. You won't be making it to the Wall of Fame.

Sort of. Maybe.

Sound the El Llama!

Sounds like a great place to raise a family.

Sounds like an amazing family.

Sounds pretty airtight, kid.

Sounds special!

Sparkerator!

Speaking of which,

Speaking of which, let's get you back inside.

Splendid!

Splishy splash.

Spoiler alert: It's all made up and not worth paying attention to.

Squawks

Squeak!

Standing at four foot three... four nine with the Flerz,

Stare at one too long, and it'll steal your soul!

Start panicking.

Start searching.

Start with the outline. Mm hmm.

Start... the... balloon.

Stay close. Hold on tight, E.B.

Stay here.

Stay safe, please.

Stay, Mr. Jenkins. Stay.

Stay!

Stay.

Step 117, return to the bosom of my family

Step 47, follow quickly behind me now,

Step aside and let a master do it.

Step eight, reclaim what it rightfully ours.

Step one, gird your loins,

Step two, tear down this wall,

Stocked with so much good food.

Stop making eye contact with him! It only makes him stronger!

Stop thinking about eggs!

Stop!

Stovepipe High!

Stovepipe?

Stuck at the mercy of someone else's schedule as the last bus pulls away,

Stuff always turns out fine for Sam.

Stupid bus! Stupid town! Stupid sidewalk!

Stupid Yips and Yaps making me late!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Stupid!

Success seemed at hand,

Such a beautiful landscape.

Such a happy little fella!

Sure thing, Mr. Snerz.

Sure thing.

Sure.

Sure. Grabbed a dozen green eggs and some hamsickles.

Surrender or eat net, fools!

Sweet font, huh?

Swim for your life!

Swirl of jam with that?

Switching hats is not a disguise.

Switching hats will never fool the...

Switching off rattle mode. Beep, boop, boop, beep, boop, boop.

T W B! Teamwork buddies.

Ta da!

Tails!

Take a hard look at those photos, rookie, and tell me what you see.

Take a hike, sheep.

Take good care of it.

Taking my necktie.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Tearing out that guy's eyeballs.

Technically, not at the time.

Tell her. Do something!

Tell him how you feel.

Tell me about your social life.

Tell me absolutely everything there is to know, starting right now.

Tell me where he's headed!

Tell me, coward, did you find anything unusual at the scene?

Tell me, Gluntz. What do you got?

Tell me, what do you see here?

Tell me, Yes Man, is it ready?

Tell me.

Tell Mr. Jenkins I'll bring him leftovers.

Tell my mom I'll be right back!

Tell them I said goodnight

Tell you what, make that two orders, Donna. On me.

Testing, testing. One two three.

Than never forgive himself.

Thank you for getting me to try them, okay?

Thank you so much for the invite, old bean!

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much!

Thank you, Chad. You've been just a tremendous help.

Thank you, Loretta.

Thank you, Mrs. McGrisses.

Thank you, Sam I Am.

Thank you!

Thank you! We're fine!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you! You're too kind!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. We're gonna get him home. I promise.

Thanks for visiting Motel Snerz.

Thanks. Nearly lost my shirt.

Thanks. You're a peach.

Thanks. You're a prince.

That brim is pulled down so low, it is scraping the sidewalk.

That Guy!

That he truthfully wasn't a dangerous guy.

That his only friend...

That I am better than you.

That I received some of that special Sam I Am mojo.

That I'm harboring a stolen, dangerous beast.

That invisible thermometer?

That is a... That's a ninja!

That is an oddly specific stance to take on the matter.

That is an outdated stereotype, and I prefer not to perpetuate it.

That is insane.

That is my bad right there.

That is not a house.

That is sort of impressive.

That is the greatest story I've ever heard.

That is too sweet, Mrs. Am I.

That is totally not you.

That last bit...

That means the Goat survived the avalanche.

That must be where my mother is!

That one's...

That reminds me.

That seems like a fair punishment.

That she's luring a Pandog with cheese stuffed bamboo.

That should make you feel better.

That someone has the animal. He is our target.

That someone was my mother!

That sounds like a hoot.

That sounds lovely.

That stuff seems unsafe.

That sweet, cleansing rain!

That wall is no problem. It's barely a hurdle!

That was "Guilt Trip" by Sam,

That was a really nice pillow.

That was beautiful.

That was funny.

That was my only one.

That was so touching.

That was very moving.

That wasn't a question.

That would be a game changer.

That, my friend, is a home.

That'll be us pretty soon.

That's a mini lightning rod!

That's a surprise. You got it all wrong.

That's awesome!

That's because I am not an insane person. Over.

That's because Wildlife Protectors value the element of surprise over all else.

That's fantastic.

That's funny,

That's great, honey.

That's halfway around the world.

That's him!

That's his nose.

That's how a seatbelt works. Interesting.

That's how you know it's working.

That's impossible. He is an animal.

That's it. That was three seconds.

That's literally mouthwatering.

That's me.

That's my Chickeraffe!

That's not what I meant.

That's nothing. Back in his day, Grandpa moved mountains.

That's ridiculous.

That's right! The Chickeraffe Bandits have struck again.

That's right! You guys are Briefcase Buddies!

That's right. I'm more fun than you can handle!

That's sweet. I guess that's the kind of Guy you are.

That's the biggest adventure of all.

That's the problem. They're...

That's thoughtful.

That's very good.

That's weird! Chickeraffes like ties, not...

That's what best friends are for!

That's what happens when you eat your ties too fast.

That's what made me want to do something!

That's where I'm taking Guy Jr.!

That's why not.

That's why we should get going!

That's why you're taking him home to Chickeraffe Island.

That's... that's fine.

The 4:28 bus to AnyOldWhereButHere

The 5:17 bus to Stovepipe Junction

The alarm.

The animal is not safe!

The bad news, however...

The BADGUYS are here to see you!

The BADGUYS!

The bean count is next, honey, so you stay here and enjoy the show.

The best.

The bestest of all time.

The Bigman can finally relax.

The Bigman is not gonna be happy.

The Bigman sends his love!

The Bigman won't be happy.

The bunny goes around the tree, hops up, down the hole.

The bunny goes...

The cage was still present,

The camel's back is broken.

The Can Opener was sure to end his funk.

The Chickeraffe did not escape from the Glurfsburg Zoo.

The Chickeraffe is within our grasp.

The Chickeraffe isn't gonna make it in time!

The Chickeraffe sold by our beloved Sam?

The Chickeraffe thief, is he here?

The Chickeraffe thieves are just down here.

The clouds are happy and wispy! The sun's bright!

The collector...

The Cronies will laugh if Snerz can't produce his prize...

The eggs...

The end!

The end.

The final security measure is the secret handshake.

The first rung was kind of slippery.

The float back to your fam leaves in five.

The four of us are too much fun for one car.

The freedom of one seventeenth of the world's Chickeraffe population

The garbage fruit.

The Ghee is definitely back!

The Goat is on the balloon.

The Goat is on the boat!

The Goat won't leave...

The Goat.

The guard is on duty.

The Hand Stand seemed like a total slam dunk.

The Hate erator! It turns hatred into energy.

The Hervnick Z. Snerz that no one else sees.

The hotel's around the bend.

The house was locked tight. He had to be somewhere inside, unless...

The inventors are ready to present their machines,

The kid is the gatekeeper.

The lack of sight truly heightens your other senses.

The last leg of the journey to get Mr. J home.

The lights are powered by pinwheel.

The little man who ordered the green eggs and ham?

The little man!

The man in charge of your dreams!

The man in charge!

The man of your dreams!

The men who did this. What do you know?

The missing Chickeraffe!

The mouse broke out, too.

The mouse earned their trust.

The moving train?

The old man can wait.

The one working for Snerz wasn't the BADGUYS.

The ones with the caraway center are my favorites.

The other one is gonna be in big trouble in a little cell.

The other suspect is obviously some kind of goon or flunky.

The password is "password."

The people in there won't be proud

The perfect size.

The point is, nobody ever wins the big prize.

The point is, Snerz, we're not impressed.

The point is, we won't be any trouble, and we'll be out of your fur by morning.

The poor guy's stranded.

The precipitation creates a sort of natural gravy

The rare and noble Chickeraffe is like a living photograph,

The rare northeastern babysitter.

The rest of the Am I's seem to love it.

The rides!

The room is neither on fire nor under water.

The sky's blue! The air is...

The SnerzDay Gala! We've made it!

The suspects are at large and might be under your bed!

The targets are here, Gluntz.

The time had come to choose a choice.

The truth is you're the best friend I've ever had.

The truth is...

The wait has literally almost killed me.

The Walvark,

The Wheel.

The wildlife expert is on it

The yogurt balloons!

Their fate was his to determine.

Then a noise, and he grabbed it.

Then after, you'll tell your mom how much fun you had.

Then how about a hug goodbye? For the Chickeraffe.

Then how about a nice handshake

Then maybe stop at the World's Largest Cotton Ball.

Then we get the tickets to Meepville, sonny!

Then we just need to even the odds.

Then we'll have failed at my one last job.

Then you're in a lot of trouble.

There are a few options already on the table.

There are people everywhere. Don't let him out

There aren't two people in my house,

There aren't two people in your house, taking your necktie.

There is no our anything!

There is no our toothbrush.

There is none.

There isn't any. I'm done inventing.

There it is right now!

There really was only one thing he could do.

There was a roller coaster inside the...

There was never a sheet tent.

There was no place less that he'd rather be.

There was something inside!

There we go.

There will be no celebratory hand touch.

There won't be a surprise. We're not staying in that house.

There. He's done for the day.

There's a Chickeraffe in the bath!

There's a great view from the SnerzCo Corporate Conference Room!

There's a hotel right near the bus station,

There's an anti umbrella!

There's going to be a new head on the wall,

There's Guy's critic, bean counter Michellee,

There's my boo.

There's no Mr. Me.

There's no one like Sam for inspiring hope.

There's no safety poofs?

There's no way out of this.

There's no way out, Sam. We have no food.

There's no way she'll ever trust me again.

There's no way to know which way they went.

There's none!

There's something wrong with Mr. Jenkins.

There's the bed, there's breakfast in the morning,

Therefore, I declare you an official guardian of this Chickeraffe.

These drifters, what were their names?

These eyes don't shut.

These games are all rigged.

These guys are all just a bunch of losers!

These things, they don't seem very impressed.

They are excellent on a boat.

They are my best friends. So, when they get here,

They are really good in a house.

They came highly recommended, for... drifters.

They can come inside

They caught one of those Chickeraffe boys. Got him locked up in jail.

They could catch cold.

They have huge teeth, sharp claws, a beak that can snap a man in two...

They have the animal.

They have the Yaps, but we're searching for a cure!

They know where we dropped off the train. They're probably right behind us.

They look weird, and they sound awful, but... Mmm!

They love you, Guy.

They rang out like a gong.

They really are fabulous.

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.

They say the Goat is the BOAT!

They should just put the seats up here.

They stopped for the night at a quaint B&B.

They took the 2:17 to Stovepipe Junction.

They want to eat us!

They were in the house!

They were used to pay for damages to a room

They won't,

They would've tracked it, so I had to lake it.

They're a couple of masterminds.

They're all huge successes,

They're almost here. Hurry!

They're amazing, all right.

They're both scared the other won't feel the same way.

They're Friendship Bracelets!

They're Giroosters.

They're here!

They're just a bunch of bean counters and pencil pushers.

They're just a little sad to see you give up,

They're my...

They're not bad people.

They're not impressed. Run!

They're not stupid enough to trap themselves in a giant hole!

They're onto us, Sam! We're done for!

They're rare and priceless!

They're really good in a box.

They're really good in the dark.

They're really good right...

They're surprisingly good with the mouse.

They're watching their weight!

They've got us pegged. We need disguises.

Thieves!

Think about it.

Think about it. You're an ace inventor.

Think it over.

This animal is wild and should be considered extremely dangerous!

This Bar Car looks super fun!

This briefcase is just an unremarkable attache

This calls for a celebration,

This calls for seconds!

This couldn't be any worse.

This dude in your brain,

This Goat will do whatever it takes to get his hooves on the Chickeraffe,

This Goat's on a quest

This guy! Only gone two seconds, and he already misses me.

This guy's way too attractive.

This hat ring a bell?

This is a cute town.

This is a nice job.

This is a wild animal.

This is Dr. Seuss, so I wasn't expecting...

This is great! Let's go say hi.

This is great! We can stay with them!

This is Guy we're talking about

This is how much I want to be your friend.

This is it.

This is it. I'm done for.

This is it. We're done for.

This is my best friend in the whole world, Guy.

This is my favorite spot in the whole world.

This is nice. Driving in the car,

This is not Mr. Jenkins.

This is not nice!

This is Officer 17

This is so exciting!

This is so much better than a roller coaster.

This is terrible!

This is the end of the road.

This is the greatest night of my life!

This is the house.

This is the last, last straw.

This is the most wonderful...

This is the Seuss News Network.

This is very soothing.

This is what under protective fun feels like.

This is...

This job was our last hope.

This looks like a lovely box for two.

This means...

This might cause a slight delay in our plans.

This one especially.

This one is the beautifulest!

This pipe could be our path to freedom!

This place is filled with booby traps.

This place is practically overflowing with raw materials.

This place? No!

This show is great.

This sneak has snuck into a zoo!

This story just got a mousand percent better.

This Thing a ma Bob right here oughta work.

This thing is 100% safe,

This was a great first job, sir.

This was no escape.

This was supposed to be your one last job.

This was the story of Sam and of Guy,

This way, lessers!

This way, we can stick together and be safe always, like friends.

This way, we get to look right at each other when we chat.

This would make a lovely postcard.

This?

Those are clearly just scaredy pants.

Those are just curtains!

Those are just hats.

Those are some serious scowl lines.

Those are your mother's. She would never...

Those aren't Chickeraffes.

Those BADGUYS are professional trackers.

Those BADGUYS wanna sell the poor fella to a collector,

Those just sound delicious.

Those three words, "You're no fun,"

Though he was in trouble, Sam's first thought was his friends.

Three hours later, my mom convinced the carny to give it to me.

Three orders of green eggs and ham, coming right up!

Through five fuzzball fields off funk.

Throw 'em together, and what do you get?

To AnyOldWhereButHere.

To be so yipping lucky?

To burst Guy and Sam's bubble.

To do something not previously possible.

To eat.

To freedom!

To liberty!

To safely exit the tram,

To tell him what really happened that night.

To tell Sam I Am that he'd had quite enough.

To the cold airport!

To the man I'm proud to have call me

To the next town. We're just about to send the truck out.

Today is Vingsday.

Told you we should have jumped.

Too bad! We have great schools!

Too late! Already bought the tickets!

Top shelf!

Total Mom move.

Totally jumpable.

Totally, Mom. Guy is super responsible.

Touchy, touchy!

Tough call. Let me see.

Train roofs are fun...

Trapped on a cold air balloon with a bunch of strangers,

Travel buddies again?

Tremendous.

Tremendous. So you'll listen when I say I'm exhausted.

Trouble? Relax!

Trouble? Relax.

Truck going out!

Trust me, you'll be able to see all the coolest things from a safe distance.

Trust me.

Trust me. Avoid years of failure

Trust me. We're all just...

Try to hold it together.

Trying new things is the road to disappointment.

Turn it off!

Turn that frown uptown, buddy.

Turn the bracelet back on!

Turn this train around right now.

Turns out the BADGUYS have been good all along.

Two beans.

Two Best Buds Who Can Never Be Broken Up

Two million points ought to buy us one room.

Two orders of green eggs and ham, please

Two rooms for the night.

Two thing, three thing. Test one, test.

Ugh, great work, Guy.

Ugh!

Ugh! All right! Fine!

Ugh! The garbage fruit.

Ugh! What is that smell?

Ugh.

Ugh. Oh, no.

Ugh. Oh!

Uh huh.

Uh oh, someone is hangry.

Uh oh, sounds like someone's got a case of the nots.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Sorry,

Uh uh.

Uh uh. Uh uh.

Uh, a and who might you be?

Uh, check this into evidence, please.

Uh, come on!

Uh, do you know where I can find the Goat?

Uh, due south.

Uh, E.B. actually...

Uh, East Flubria?

Uh, go to Meepville together?

Uh, Guy has really been pushing for Guy Junior, so maybe...

Uh, Guy, I think Jenkins ate the last bunny.

Uh, he said, "We'd love to."

Uh, I guess I'm just a natural.

Uh, I once held my breath for 53 seconds.

Uh, it'll be here soon.

Uh, please, tell me more.

Uh, right, and that's when you take it and invent something special.

Uh, shouldn't those other two crooks be here by now?

Uh, so we, uh, painted this for you, uh...

Uh, son, your mother and I want to apologize for how we reacted

Uh, sorry, pal. You've got the wrong guy.

Uh, they are, uh, completely lost.

Uh, uh huh.

Uh, um, maybe let's find something else to draw on.

Uh, we are alone.

Uh, well, they... They had help.

Uh, well, this is the only evidence they left behind.

Uh, yeah, everything's fine.

Uh, yeah, I think it went down that alley.

Uh, you know, what's the rush? I'm sure there's another ferry tomorrow.

Uh...

Um, are you sure?

Um, Brussels sprouts!

Um, excuse me.

Um, I'm not, sir, no.

Um, McWinkle, look.

Um, Mom, can you come back to me now?

Um, not at all. I mean, not here at least.

Unbelievable. You're stupid hat idea actually worked.

Understand?

Understood?

Understood. Question asked and answered.

Unduck.

Unremarkable, then?

Until eventually, you're more rash than person

Usually, Michellee's upturned little nose

Vingsday, Vongsday, Bangsday, Wingsday, Longsday, SnerzDay!

Viva los Briefcase Buddies!

W What about the TV?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. How did you pay for them?

Wait a minute. You haven't spoken to your own mother

Wait for it.

Wait!

Wait! Does the owner lady have a TV?

Wait! Guy, don't be insane!

Wait! Hold on! No! Stop turning the dial, please! I can't...

Wait! Last Job Special? You mean...

Wait! Wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait!

Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't open that!

Wait. Are we supposed to stop?

Wait. Hat or no hat? Hat or no hat? Hat...

Wait. Where's the ladder?

Wait. Why didn't it work?

Wait. You're gonna leave me here by myself?

Want to get to know the man beneath the Flerz.

Want to help me seal the jar?

Was gone!

Was that a Chickeraffe? Run for your lives!

Was that it? Check it out!

Was to be on my own.

Was what you said about her leaving me.

Watch him for me, Papa.

Watch out for the bars!

Watching paint dry?

We are a sort of family.

We are going our separate ways forever.

We better hurry. It's gone public.

We better not be sitting next to each other.

We both know you're not who you say you am.

We can do this the easy way,

We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, amigo.

We can do this. We have to do this.

We can make it. Just let go.

We can, uh, just turn the page.

We can't go with you.

We can't outrun them!

We can't, but we will.

We could head downtown for a promenade.

We did it!

We did it! Start the balloon!

We don't have enough bruckles to get to Meepville.

We don't have the gift.

We don't need a Guy to take care of us.

We don't need people like that in our lives, E.B.

We find Sam.

We find the one where the farmer has no neck.

We find the target, we find the Chickeraffe

We find those eggs,

We got you.

We gotta go after him!

We gotta go. There's a Goat on the boat!

We had so much fun, Mom!

We have a "no blues" policy here.

We have no idea who is in there.

We have no relationship.

We have our target.

We have to catch Sam before he gets on that balloon.

We have to leave now, unless you want a worse disaster.

We have to, Guy. We have no place else to go.

We haven't spoken since.

We hope you're enjoying your executive suite

We interrupt this old person soap opera to report:

We just ended up sitting next to, or across from each other.

We just have to show confidence and make them feel inferior.

We just need something heavy to weigh it down a little.

We know the truth.

We love them!

We love them! We love them!

We made it all the way here, and it didn't blow up!

We made it!

We moved to Glurfsburg.

We need a distraction. Start the show!

We need a place to hide out for the night.

We need money to reach Meepville, and it's not as if two jobs

We need to be efficient.

We need to find a place to stay.

We need to go!

We only get to go to the carnival four times a week!

We raised a good son.

We remember those employees who are no longer with us.

We should take it with us.

We went through a lot of work for these ties,

We were just on our way to the dining car,

We were taken out by a dastardly band of accomplices

We? There is no we!

We'd never make it.

We'd snuzzle up tight,

We'll get there. Don't worry.

We'll stick with mouse, even if it kills the rhyme.

We'll work this out later at the team meeting.

We're a family.

We're a team.

We're about to share a ride to Meepville.

We're alive!

We're all just better off on our own.

We're almost there.

We're almost to Stovepipe Junction.

We're at the end of our rope.

We're back on their trail!

We're both bad at our jobs. What are the odds?

We're boxed in.

We're Briefcase Buddies!

We're cops!

We're doing it!

We're doing the right thing.

We're doing this, E.B.

We're fugitives. I'm worried about anyone seeing us.

We're going back up!

We're going somewhere even better!

We're going straight to the Think About What You've Done car,

We're going to Meepville!

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

We're gonna go across that street,

We're gonna have fun on that ride, even if it kills us!

We're headed straight for that wall!

We're here for ties.

We're here to rescue you.

We're home free. Everyone knows goats can't climb.

We're just a couple of packin' fools!

We're just a short hop to that pipe.

We're looking for something. Is this your house?

We're not buddies, travel or otherwise.

We're not eating it!

We're not eating it. It's purely a symbol to show

We're not losing that animal. Huh?

We're sitting ducks out here.

We're supposed to be in South Shvizelton.

We're Team Jenkins.

We're the BADGUYS!

We're the BADGUYS.

We're the good guys.

We're the worst BADGUYS ever.

We're tough, and we're cool,

We're trapped!

We're wacky packers!

We've been at this game of one upmanship for years.

We've got 77 bruckles left.

We've got a fleer!

We've got an escape!

We've got no leads. We've got no clues.

We've lived our last day.

Weaponized Melon Devices?

Weathered fur, and...

Weird.

Welcome back, Mom.

Welcome to Meepville Balloon Port.

Welcome to my place.

Welcome to our diner, diner!

Welcome to Shvizelton jail. Enjoy your stay.

Welcome to South Shvizelton!

Welcome to the force, kid.

Welcome to the Gravy Boat,

Welcome, Cronies!

Well, all of it's true. I was an inventor, and...

Well, allow me to unstranger myself.

Well, as a Wildlife Protection Agent

Well, at least the worst is over

Well, big fella.

Well, find one!

Well, first and foremost, I'm an optimist.

Well, good morning! Hello! What a beautiful day!

Well, Guy, we are on our way to Meepville, and everything's gonna be just great.

Well, Guy's pa here is the breadwinner of the family.

Well, how can you be so sure you don't like 'em

Well, I don't wanna mess that up.

Well, I guess the only thing to do now is...

Well, I hate to disappoint you, Sam I Am, but I'm just not that kind of guy.

Well, I mean, I do see an old goat, but...

Well, I see opportunity.

Well, I was always extraordinary, stupendous, and truly Snerzeriffic.

Well, I'll have the green eggs and ham.

Well, I'm a new man.

Well, I'm gonna be late! I'm going to be late!

Well, I'm not gonna sugar coat it.

Well, I'm not interested in being swallowed up by toxic ooze,

Well, I've never eaten Walvark droppings,

Well, if we're not staying there, then why'd you bring a...

Well, if you want my mom to like you, you have to do what I say.

Well, it was a very interesting job, and I've been doing it for 11...

Well, it's not working.

Well, it's...

Well, just know, I will break you,

Well, our toothbrush, am I right?

Well, Sam I Am...

Well, speaking of fun,

Well, thank you kindly.

Well, thank you, Mrs. McGrisses. Yeah.

Well, that doesn't sound inventive at all.

Well, that's progressive

Well, the story doesn't have a happy ending,

Well, then pull her back.

Well, then, I'm not telling you anything. You're bad.

Well, there's a first time for everything.

Well, there's a reason nobody's ever stuck around this long, Sam.

Well, uh, night then

Well, we had to make a jump for it

Well, we nearly did it, AOFMB. Almost on the ferry to Meepville, buddy.

Well, well...

Well, what about your love of animals?

Well, what if you could go where you want to,

Well, when your dad passed away,

Well, yes.

Well, you don't know the secret handshake,

Well, you know what?

Well, you see, Captain Bigman,

Well, you've never mentioned it before.

Wh What I'm about to do is in no way an admission of guilt.

Wha...

What a beautiful morning!

What a big surprise!

What a lady.

What a morning!

What a nice young man!

What about the tail?

What are you doing out there?

What are you doing?

What are you in for?

What brilliant idea did you come up with?

What can a couple of big spenders like us get for this?

What can I get you?

What delay?

What did I just say to you?

What did I miss?

What did the guard at the zoo tell us he found outside the Chickeraffe cage?

What did you say?

What dillikins?

What do we do?

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you mean?

What do you recommend for a celebration? Because...

What do you say, Guy? Give 'em a try? You'd like 'em on a train.

What do you say, Guy? Is it finally time to give them a try?

What does he spy? Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock.

What does that tell you?

What Flerz?

What happens when some child hits those bottles

What I want from each and every one of you...

What if it explodes?

What if we get incredibly bored

What is Mr. Jenkins doing up there?!

What is nature? What is nurture?

What is our plan? Over.

What is that gizmo? It looked genius.

What is that voice?

What is the best way to transport a Chickeraffe

What is this, a quiz for kids? 567 bruckles.

What just hap...

What kind of hotel is this?

What kind of wildlife expert are you?

What lake?

What now?

What sort of man doesn't own a necktie?

What sort of thing do you like to eat?

What the Sam Hill? What is he up to? What? What?

What the...

What they really mean is failure.

What they really mean is...

What to do next? Certainly not invent.

What was that? Totally do it?

What we're dealing with here is the world's foremost animal napper!

What will Guy do?

What with the leaves just starting to turn.

What?

What? Are you kidding me? This lady...

What? I don't know.

What? No!

What? No.

What? That's how they say hello in Stovepipe.

What? Wow! It did work.

What?!

What... What for?

What'll it be there, buddy?

What're you thinking?

What's a piece of paper gonna do?

What's first on our fungenda?

What's fun is rides.

What's going on, Sam?

What's going on? Who are those maniacs?

What's gotten into you?

What's he doing here?

What's important is that nobody got hurt.

What's it gonna be? Purple pancakes...

What's more heroic than that?

What's the mystery?

What's the word on the street about the Chickeraffe Bandits?

What's with the tie?

What's worse than yogurt?

What's wrong with you? We're almost there.

What's wrong, buddy?

What's your handle, partner?

What's your opinion on the Flerz?

What's, uh, a, uh, chickeroo?

What's...

Whatever for?

Whatever that is, keep doing it! Ah!

When all your gizmos explode.

When did that begin?

When everything he invented was sure to blow up.

When guy had the chance, he abandoned poor Sam.

When Guy saw Michellee, his face felt like fire.

When he looked at E.B., his heart turned to mush.

When her hat landed in my hands,

When I 100% won't explode.

When I stole him, he wasn't Mr. Jenkins yet.

When I was a kid, if my mom was upset with me,

When I was little, I used to get beat up for my lunch money.

When I was very little, my mom...

When I was younger.

When last we left Guy, he'd lost all his hope.

When Mom I Am gave birth to me, I was...

When my buddy speaks, I listens.

When the Cronies see you, they are going to hate themselves

When the seatbelt feels like it's digging into your skin,

When you told us about your new Paint Watching job last night.

Whenever you want to, entirely on your own?

Where are my manners? I didn't offer you any.

Where do I put this?

Where does it matter, be it far or near?

Where does that pipe lead?

Where every step is a roll of the dice.

Where is the blasted Chickeraffe? I will not be humiliated!

Where is the Chickeraffe?

Where once there was hope, now there was only...

Where the pièce de résistance will be...

Where the world saw a monster,

Where we go overboard to serve you.

Where you can think about what you've done

Where you going, little guy?

Where'd you learn to do that?

Where're ya hiding, big fella?

Where's the Chickeraffe?

Where's the Chickeraffe?!

Whereas I have his best interests in mind.

Which after 17 years of careful preparation

Which I will just leave on the off chance you could use a little pick me up

Which is not a wall!

Which is why we have these!

Which one do you want to be?

Which way now?

While McWinkle was bit by a poisonous snake,

While you two continue this scintillating conversation,

Whimsy?

Whip up some more green eggs and ham, fast!

Who are you people?

Who are you? What's happening?

Who else is gonna take care of the little big fella?

Who just drove out of here... forever.

Who knows what's in store?

Who puts a puddle...

Who puts a swimming pool in the middle of a car?

Who said fox need eggs? I don't need no eggs.

Who the Yip are you?

Who wanted to strap explosives to my child's back.

Who wants some?

Who was also kind enough to purchase us this new, unremarkable attache

Who would have thunk it? Saved by a vermin.

Who would take care of Mr. Jenkins?

Who you calling sheep?

Who... wants green eggs and ham?

Who'd have thunk?

Who's first? Sunny side up.

Who's my target?

Who's she supposed to believe?

Who's Tim? And no.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're gonna need to check those.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Did you know he could do that?

Whoa! Guy! Hurry!

Whoa! Ha!

Whoa! Oh, no!

Whoa! Oh, you let it out!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! Oh! Oh!

Whoa! Oh.

Whoa! Slow down, cowboy.

Whoa! Way to go, E.B.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo hoo! Whoo! Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Yeah!

Whoo, oh! Oh!

Whoo!

Whoo! Ho!

Whoo! Isn't fleeing fun?

Whoo! Oh!

Whoo! Up top!

Whoo! Yeah! Oh, you feel that?

Whose animals are these?

Whose face always looked like she'd smelled something...

Whose hair was, in fact, just a miniature Flerz.

Whose heart cracked like a peanut.

Why am I even worried? When have you ever let me down?

Why are there so many vases?

Why are you at this house if it's not your house?

Why are you not on the boat?

Why did you drive your car into a lake?

Why did you not just tell me that there was a motel?

Why do we ask? I don't know. Why do you ask?

Why do you ask?

Why do you have a Chickeraffe?!

Why do you have so many aliases?

Why don't I take E.B. for some lunch?

Why don't we just stay at this motel right here?

Why don't we try something more your pace? Like... the Merry Go Still.

Why don't you be my Dry Watcher?

Why don't you help out E.B.,

Why don't you let me help you with this?

Why in the world are you counting beans?

Why not?

Why she gave me up.

Why would I help you? You're the BADGUYS!

Why would we hurt you?

Why wouldn't they be free?

Why, it's Hervnick Z. Snerz!

Why, those are all endangered species!

Why, you should have seen Guy as a child.

Will be exactly 1,700 bruckles, please.

Will you forgive us?

Will you please stop? There's no time.

With a mustache.

With a side of facts.

With a smile that just makes you feel great about life.

With each failure...

With his family on Chickeraffe Island!

With his real family,

With more of my own money.

With no hope at all.

With Sam out of his life, Guy was drained of all fun.

With that casually intimidating pose

With the loop de loop and the almost dying...

With the Self Flyer.

With your friend the Goat.

Without the Chickeraffe.

Wonderful, yeah. Let's follow the mouse.

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo!

Woop!

World's Smallest Thermometer?

Worst part is, you don't do anything to stop it,

Would make a dangerous situation even more dangerous,

Would they do stuff like that?

Would you hurry it up?

Would you mind taking a photo of us?

Would you please just leave me alone?

Would you please stop licking me?

Would you say they're best friends?

Wouldn't want you to be late for giving up on all your hopes and dreams.

Wow, Guy!

Wow, I really hope Guy likes bean jokes.

Wow!

Wow! Guy?

Wow! What a crazy dream this is!

Yeah, but isn't that great? Just us gals spending some quality time together.

Yeah, duh!

Yeah, he put butter on the slide, so we'd go down faster, eh?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I figured that out, like, three episodes ago.

Yeah, I remember him.

Yeah, it's even on our card. Check it out!

Yeah, it's gonna be so much fun.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, she's a real smart one, that one.

Yeah, that's my best friend.

Yeah, that's partially my fault.

Yeah, two man jobs are way more fun than one.

Yeah, we got a problem...

Yeah, we want the whole story.

Yeah, we'd...

Yeah, we're not getting out.

Yeah, well, everybody's got a story.

Yeah, well, I feel sorry for you now, because you're making a huge mistake.

Yeah, well, okay.

Yeah, well, Squeaky knows what he's doing.

Yeah, what were you thinking?

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Yeah, you really should try it.

Yeah, you see him? Over there.

Yeah, you should just get out of here.

Yeah!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! That's what she named the Chickeraffe.

Yeah! We're cops!

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess that makes sense.

Yeah. Now, let's stop gabbing and start tracking,

Yeah. Quit stalling.

Yeah. That's the best part of nowhere to be in.

Yeah. When are we actually gonna see it?

Yeah. You got the bruckles?

Yeah. Your mother, she is a little...

Yee haw! Guy! How great is this?

Yep, I did.

Yep.

Yes Man, put it all back!

Yes Man, what's taking so long?

Yes Man!

Yes, and I know you don't want any company on your journey,

Yes, but that still makes you the best.

Yes, Goat. Goat. Yes.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I know I have a lot of other animals.

Yes, I'm retiring from the BADGUY game, Gluntz.

Yes, killed you. You'd be dead. Dead weight.

Yes, Mr. Goat.

Yes, Mr. Snerz!

Yes, Mr. Snerz.

Yes, officer. One has a crumpled hat,

Yes, Phyllis will finally be exposed.

Yes, sir, Captain Bigman.

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir. They're adorable, sir.

Yes, there is.

Yes, they did get away,

Yes, this is not your son. Goodbye.

Yes, we're back!

Yes, yes, sir! I'll look into it, sir!

Yes, you are!

Yes!

Yes! Almost home, Mr. Chickeraffe!

Yes! He's in there with my child.

Yes! I've always wanted to say that!

Yes! Surprised, but ready.

Yes! That's how we defend animals, son!

Yes.

Yes. Here we are.

Yes. We swear we will not tell Sandra.

Yet, when the guard got there, see what he learnt:

Yoo hoo!

You all right there, buddy?

You always get your target.

You and Guy are heroes for taking such good care

You and that Dave made a mess of everything!

You and your daughter headed up to see Mr., uh, you?

You are a fun mom.

You are definitely coming with me to Meepville, young lady.

You are looking fit.

You are my friend, and I should have believed you.

You are now entitled to a complimentary lullaby!

You are safe and sound with old Sam behind the wheel.

You are so messed up!

You are so messed up.

You are stronger than this, Michael.

You are the world's worst judge of jumpability.

You belong to...

You better get to bed. I'll handle Mr. Jenkins.

You better! Now run!

You big, blue idiot! I heard you let them get away!

You botched it before on purpose.

You can do this, Michael.

You can do this.

You can eater!

You can invent an elevator

You can invent our way out of here.

You can let go.

You can open it.

You can open it. I believe in you.

You can still hear us!

You can take me in, but let the Chickeraffe go.

You can trust me.

You can't stop yelling

You certainly seem to be saying briefcase a lot.

You could have gotten hurt.

You could have just asked.

You could take him to the biggest, nicest house in the world,

You develop a rash.

You did it!

You did mean it.

You did the right thing, pal. You were brave.

You didn't say "over." Over!

You do realize I'm not a goat?

You do whatever you want, and everything always turns your way.

You do wrong and win.

You do! You totally have a crush on her.

You do?

You don't fit anybody.

You don't have to say that.

You don't like green eggs and ham?

You don't mean...

You don't need to read every charge.

You don't really hate him, do you, Mom?

You don't understand.

You don't wanna meet Bad Gluntz!

You from around here?

You gave him a furball.

You get upset when you're hungry.

You get your hopes up, it seems wonderful,

You give that form so much more definition,

You got any ideas how you're gonna get the beans down from here?

You got it, dear.

You gotta get in on this!

You gotta really look for it.

You have cards?

You have no idea how hard it was for me not to spoil it! Oh!

You have to.

You haven't earned your Honorary Wildlife Protector's badge.

You haven't even evolved as a species, and you think you're better than us?

You heard how they are with me, all the phony flattery.

You just became an Honorary Wildlife Protector.

You just don't know it yet.

You just struck me as the kind of guy who's destined for great things!

You keep scratching, and it keeps spreading,

You know I'm ten, right?

You know what inventing leads to?

You know what they say about necessity.

You know what they say. "Where there's smoke, there's ties."

You know what?

You know what? It's not funny now, but later we're gonna laugh.

You know where I'd rather be?

You know who's a real big help in the kitchen?

You know,

You know, considering how chilly and cool it gets

You know, I was just thinking. I mean,

You know, I'm just worried about the big city,

You know, just until I know you're safe.

You know, red is really your color.

You know, she just wants to keep you close,

You know, the only thing that's ever hurt as much as missing my mom

You know, this Ghee sounds really interesting.

You know, when I was his age, I had an imaginary friend named Reggie.

You know, your mom, well, she used to be quite a good artist

You like my mom!

You listen to me, Sam...

You look frightened, Guy!

You make a very light line to get the basic shapes like this. See, blue?

You may not want to watch this, toots. It won't be pretty.

You may say those leftovers are for the Pandog,

You mean eh eh?

You mean that terrifying creature?

You mean, you're not going with him?

You mean...

You mentioned that you and your mother were never the same?

You might want to hold on.

You mind finishing this out of my ear shot?

You monster!

You must have done something cool in your really long life.

You needed your rest after all that excitement

You never disappointed them.

You never pick up hitchhikers on the side of the road, E.B,

You owe us 17,000 points.

You painted that?

You promise me you'll stay far away from the two girls

You question the target.

You really should try them in the rain.

You said it yourself: you're cold and wet.

You said it.

You said we'd be better off going our separate ways.

You said you had a plan. Two man job. Do you remember that?

You seem really bad at your job.

You should applaud, just to be safe.

You should see what he does to a hotel room.

You so like him.

You stay put.

You still live in a shabby nest made of mud and leaves

You sure know a lot about Stovepipe Junction.

You sure there isn't anyone else you want to squeeze in first?

You take a load off and get some shut eye.

You tell us

You think he made it?

You thought wrong.

You told her about the Chickeraffe?

You turn this, and it'll rub these hands back and forth,

You two have been attached at the hip for days.

You two imbeciles

You two sure were getting nice and cozy.

You two think you can defile my wheels and abscond with my cargo?

You want me to use her to impress Michellee?

You want this guy in your house. That's all I'm saying.

You wanted us to flee!

You were a weird kid.

You were driving the car!

You were in the house!

You were on top of the train?

You were ready to pack it up, but oh, boy, that is not happening today!

You were right about this Gala, Snerzy.

You were right, honey. Tons of parking over here!

You were right, Sam.

You were the best first pet I could've ever wished for.

You will have to admit that it's game over.

You will see it on SnerzDay.

You with Snerz?

You, sir, are about to find out.

You!

You?

You... are... beautiful.

You'll get them as far away from this place as possible.

You'll have the Chickeraffe on schedule, as promised, Mr. Snerz.

You'll pay for this, Michael!

You'll pay for this.

You'll see. I'm a reformed fox!

You'll zap us for sure.

You're a fox. You eat eggs.

You're a really good hugger.

You're a sleepy boy. Yes, you are.

You're a smart child. You have life figured out.

You're a wanted criminal!

You're about to be!

You're almost home, pal.

You're an egg free warrior.

You're bad?

You're both equally irritating.

You're coming with me, Chickeraffe.

You're doing the right thing!

You're even worse than my mom.

You're fired!

You're from Stovepipe!

You're getting sleepy.

You're going down, target!

You're going to Meepville!

You're gonna feel even worse.

You're gonna love this one.

You're good at this. I'll give you that.

You're great with him. You must have a lot of pets.

You're Guy, the wild animal smuggler.

You're home, Guy!

You're in luck next time you're stuck in a pit of doom, Guy.

You're in your happy place.

You're just more fun than I thought.

You're just stuck with them forever.

You're killin' this, Winks!

You're lucky to have them.

You're lucky we didn't have to do this the hard way, compadre.

You're mine!

You're my greatest work of art.

You're never gonna impress them with that attitu...

You're not supposed to run after you eat.

You're not the same Guy you used to be, you know.

You're only going to present your beans at the Snerz thing.

You're relaxed.

You're right, E.B.

You're right!

You're right! That was insensitive of me.

You're right.

You're right. I can sing them!

You're right. I'm sorry.

You're sad because you have to say goodbye to Mr. Jenkins soon.

You're safe, Mr. Jenkins.

You're still not eating?

You're strong. You're calm.

You're supposed to have my six, Gluntz. This is on you.

You're the best! Oh, I can't wait to fluff his feathers.

You're the brains.

You're wonderfully talented.

You've been nothing but helpful.

Your balloon departs from platform 71.

Your big bean count! You've been counting all year!

Your childhood, perhaps?

Your Cronies should be here any minute, Mr. Snerz.

Your family really seems to like green eggs and ham.

Your final masterpiece?

Your Guy?

Your invention is pointerating the way out.

Your judgments are very hurtful.

Your mom and my very grumpy best friend in the whole wide world

Your mom finally let me in and...

Your mother must be proud. Now, let me out.

Your pal is a con man, a crook,

Your stomach. It's...

Your three first basket tickets to Chickeraffe Island

Yours is a winner for sure!

Yours?

Yuck!

Yup, we're gonna have to jump it.

Yup! One 100% secure!

862! A BADGUY record!

8351 North Bluff Gluff.

...and I've had enough! Guess you're just scared.

...belongs... Belongs...

...didn't he make a fuss. Ma'am, stop.

...do everything myself? Very nearly there, sir!

...in a zoo. Zoo.

a nice green egg or two. Sam!

All aboard! This is so us.

All right, let's get you back down. I know why you came up here.

And get away with it? That's our friend.

And he wears a Flerz! Mr. Snerz, over here!

and you're not on it! 7,469 beans.

Apps are over here. I'll have the oatmush.

are about to fall out of thin air. Why aren't you two working?

Arms in. Why come?

Aww! Aww.

Aww. Aww!

back in the day. No, thanks.

Beryl the Bounty Hunter? No!

Bon voyage! Have a great time!

Bruckle. Bruckle.

But Guy... No.

but I'm not totally sure... The Quiet Car.

but I'm sure it'll be brief. A real brief case!

But I'm sure you're fine with that... No!

But not necessarily... ...my Guy.

Capture that Chickeraffe! Yes, Mr. Snerz.

Cold air balloon from a cold airport. Mm hmm.Mm hmm.

Come on. Follow me. Huh?

Cops! Cops!

Cops! We're cops!

Correct. Not even on holidays?

Count me in! Wait, E.B.

Dead weight. Whoa.

Destination: eight, three... Eight, three, five...

Destroyed a third vase. This guy can really party

Did he give up? Is he gone? I don't know.

Do not open that bottle. But...

Do you have a piece of paper? Uh, p paper?

Do you remember? Hey! It's Guy.

Do you think we can go see that? You bet we can!

Don't move! I'll be right there. Taxi!

Drop the flavor hammer, Bert! You got it!

E.B.? Your daughter owes me a car.

Egg cellent! Fantastic!

Eh? Hey, Dave and Randy,

Even more priceless. Just tears it up

Everybody knows, lightning never... Here it comes.

feels like not falling. Huh?

Fly, Mr. Jenkins! Whoa!

Follow that truck. Eh, sure. It's gonna be a couple hours.

Genuine Friendship! Hold on!

Get that animal! Yes, sir!

Give us that Chickeraffe, carny! Here we are!

Going to the M to the... Sam!

Got it. Get in. Get out. Right.

Green eggs and ham! Comin' up!

Green eggs... And ham.

Guy, look! Huh?

Guy! Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Hello. McWinkle here.

Here's the ushe, hun. Enjoy. Oh, yes!

Hey there, Sandra. Oh, hey, Michael.

Hey, kids! Daddy!

Hey, Mom. Ready for breakfast, kiddo?

Hey, nice shot! Score!

Hey! Aren't you... No. I'm not.

Heyo. Whoa! What are you...

Hm mmm, nope. That's weird.

Hmm, interesting. Ooh.

Hmm? Four orders of green eggs and ham!

Hmm. About that... What?

Hold on! Oh, oh!

Honey, we're going to Meepville! The city that always meeps.

Hot chocolate? Oh.

Huh? And after Bland Canyon,

Huh? Oh, no way!

Huh? Oh!

Huh? Thank you.

Huh? This is for your own safety.

Huh? Where's the next stop?

Hungry? No.

Hurry up! Yes Man, move it! Yes, Mr. Snerz.

I can't believe it. Wow!

I could be arrested. Yes, Mr. Snerz.

I could lose my company. Yes, Mr. Snerz.

I got it! You call that moving?

I have all the best words. Whoa!

I just felt sorry for you. Guy!

I meant spill the beans. Oh!

I want to show you. Whoa!

I'm leaning in. Intriguing.

I'm not so sure you were. I was!

I'm not. Or a drifter

I'm sorry. No, no, no.

is extremely dangerous! Oh!

It's not a landscape. It's a Chickeraffe. Oh.

It's working! Oh!

just as soon as you get there. No!

Just put it down. Sam... Shake it up!

Just tuck your legs and... Sam!

Ma'am, your son... Your adorable son.

Me! I do!

Me! I'll help.

Michellee, wait! Wait?

Mister, support the Yips? Yips?

Mmm! Oh, okay.

Mmm. Oh, excellent.

Mmm. Pretty sure it's done.

Mom, slow down! Absolutely not!

Mom, wait! Buckle up your headbelt, sweetie.

Mom? E.B.?

Move! Moving!

Moving, moving. Come on!

Mr. Snerz! Does the Flerz have a name?

Mr. Snerz! Oh!

My partner is really close to retiring. Hmm.

No need to thank me. What?

No, no, no, no! Smash to black!

No, sir. Absolutely not. Dave and Randy love to work!

No, thank you. Are you sure?

No! Great!

No! Great! Thanks.

No. How about a touch of honey, honey?

No. Wonderful!

No. It's out of the question. Of course. We'd love to

North, not South! Yes.

Not even on Mother's Day? Actually, yes.

Of all the... Ba, ba, ba, ba.

Of course not. Not on her birthday?

Oh, everyone's okay. Brrr.

Oh, gosh! Whoa! Wicked match, kid!

Oh, I'm lucky to have you all. It's nice.

Oh, that's so good! Just like grandma used to make.

Oh, yeah! Now we're talking. My favorite.

Oh! Best business trip ever!

Oh! Call me Karen.

Oh! Hey, mister! Save the Yips?

Oh! I heard they have the Yaps.

Oh! That's fantastic!

One order of green eggs and ham. No!

Ouch! Shh!

Over complicated. Oh!

Phew. Mom's asleep.

Psst! Snerzy!

Relax. There's no way Sandra will... Sandra!

Sad Man's Special. Finally.

Sam! Watch out. What?

Score! Whoa!

See any ties? Shh!

See? This isn't you.

Shake it up! No, stop that. Sam.

She pretty much nailed it. Sam!

Shut the front door! Whoa!

Sir, you're making this quite difficult. No look pass. Next question.

Smells like... Freedom?

Spoon on the side? You got it, sport.

Stop guessing! Tim?

Stop them at once! Freeze!

Support the Yips, sir? Ah ha! I'm back!

Take care, Mr. Jenkins! Bye!

Thank you. Tell me, how does it feel

That animal... Animal...

That was a pretty easy quiz! It just shows how overqualified you are.

That's enough excitement for one day. Huh?

That's right. The Cantaloupeapult!

Then, can you describe... Pass.

There he is! This ends now!

There we go! Whoo hoo! Put it down.

They really know their eggs. Shh!

They're a couple of masterminds. Masterminds.

They're coming for me and you... Hey!

This does not look good. Let's go!

This is awesome! You got a little chubby there.

This says BADGUYS. Exactly!

Three seconds until... No!

Triple patsy. Oh!

Try some? Ugh, no!

Uh, Samurai Stan? No!

Um, it's just... Wha... I'm sorry.

Um, maybe I'll go check on him. No, stay!

We can't. You have to.

We could swim for it! They're too far gone.

We have... Oatmush.

We know what you're doing. Yeah.

We really don't have time... I love a baby photo!

We'll just move on to Meepville. What?

We're cops! Cops!

We're cops! We're cops!

We're going to Meepville! Whoo hoo hoo!

Welcome back. Oh.

Welcome home, Uncle Guy. Oh, I miss you.

Well, that's a first. Because I just caught our man.

Well? Eh.

What about the woman? Double patsy.

What are you doing? Repairing my invention.

What does he mean? Gotta go! Bye!

What more do they want? You try!

What? Hurry!

What? I like them red and fast!

What? I said...

What? It's an expression.

What? No, it's just, um..

What's the matter with him? He's emotionally distraught.

What's your response... Behind the back pass.

Where are we going? You'll see.

Where is he? Why'd we stop? We're sorry, folks.

Which way now? Mkay, let's see.

Who? It was a little, bitty mouse.

Whoa, whoa! What's wrong? What is it? Nothing!

Whoa! Bye bye.

Whoa! Whoa!

Why aren't you jumping? Sam!

Would you li... Don't.

Would you please stop saying... Were you gonna say "Sandra"?

Wouldn't that be a good place for him? No! What?

Yeah, I hear it now. Shh!

Yeah! Bullseye! Yeah!

Yeah. Into the cabin.

Yeah. Now I said that, I don't even... I'm glad you did.

Yes! Whoa, that was awesome!

Yes! Yay!

Yes. My name is... Randy!

You follow any of this? Nope.

you may want to ask them to leave. Oh, my!

You stepped on me! I can't see anything!

You think? I super think.

you wanna exchange contact info? Nope.

You'll have to share

You're always hungry! I...

You've done more than enough. Mom!

...and turned his fur grey.

...appreciate it.

...are there any other modes

...because clearly you have no problem hurting animals.

...before they got crunchier.

...ever, strikes the same place twice.

...except a Chickeraffe.

...extra crispy?

...forever.

...great great great grandfather. No wait. Sorry, scratch that.

...great great great great...

...had left him.

...I bet we'd be able to track down Sam!

...if we went to Meepville separately.

...insane!

...is a hard target search of every restaurant, diner,

...is in serious trouble.

...not that much.

...or die!

...resulting in a precise tabulation of 70,017.

...Sam I Am.

...science, Guy.

...second tooth, and when the third tooth came in...

...so that I can show you a few pictures of Guy as a child.

...very relaxing.

...who ordered green eggs and ham...

...you're going...

'cause he knows what comes soon.

'Cause I think I know which one you're gonna say,

'cause it's time to finish my one last job.

'Cause there's still a few driblets left.

'Cause you know what? I trust that... Oh, where's the seat belt?

'Ello? Winsor T. Aruba speakin'.

"Bean" missing!

"Between pinto, navy and kidney, I simply cannot pick a fava rite."

"Beware! Because the BADGUYS, in fact, are already there!"

"Creative

"I'll be there." "Can't wait, X." Oh, yes, yes.

"Motel Snerz."

"Oh, no!" Guy thought. "What is she doing here?"

"Samuel I Amuel, put down that chainsaw."

"They'll all think I'm a failure cake."

"Two man job!"

"We're ruining your life!"

"Who's this guy," you wonder, "rushing round in a hurry?"

"Wouldn't miss your humiliation for the world." Fine.

"Yum, Chickeraffe. Delicious."

♪ "You cannot go home empty handed" ♪

♪ Address unknown... ♪

♪ All I could afford to pay Was an homage ♪

♪ And hope to see you soon ♪

♪ And impersonating a... ♪

♪ And just a quick reminder ♪

♪ And many thanks for respecting Our no pets policy ♪

♪ And so, I roamed the wretched streets ♪

♪ And sought to make an honest living ♪

♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, Meepville! ♪

♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, Meepville... ♪

♪ Backflip ♪

♪ Big girls ♪

♪ But each boutique was fully staffed ♪

♪ But I think I could love her ♪

♪ But my family Really needed that fromage ♪

♪ But still my heart commanded ♪

♪ But take any advice With a grain of salt ♪

♪ But the dream of my old life ♪

♪ Can't hear that guy screaming! ♪

♪ Carnival worker ♪

♪ Checkout's at noon! ♪

♪ Don't cry ♪

♪ Don't walk away... ♪

♪ Each propriétaire was unforgiving ♪

♪ From Salamasond to Gree ♪

♪ Funny, but it's true ♪

♪ Goat identity theft ♪

♪ Green eggs and ham! ♪

♪ Green eggs! ♪

♪ Guy! ♪

♪ Having too much fun here! ♪

♪ Hey, guitar player ♪

♪ Hey, speed skater ♪

♪ How to laugh and dance ♪

♪ I know beyond a doubt... ♪

♪ I lived a life of humble joys ♪

♪ I met my fate in dear old Shvizelton ♪

♪ If love's a crime, I've no regrets ♪

♪ If you only knew ♪

♪ If you only knew How the game has changed ♪

♪ Insider trading ♪

♪ Is love, sweet love ♪

♪ It was a time of poverty ♪

♪ It's our honor to serve you ♪

♪ It's the only thing... ♪

♪ Let me work my magic ♪

♪ Let's all do the Chickeraffe Prance! ♪

♪ Let's put an ad in the papers ♪

♪ Locked up tight in this hoosegow ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Money for Meepville! ♪

♪ Money, money, money, money... ♪

♪ Mrs. Brown You've got a lovely daughter... ♪

♪ My day was spent in vain ♪

♪ My wife and child were my salvation ♪

♪ New York's number one cut creator ♪

♪ No such number ♪

♪ Not a centime did I gain ♪

♪ Now we bid you good morrow ♪

♪ Now, I don't hardly know her ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh Baby love... ♪

♪ Ooh, let your freak flag fly ♪

♪ Outsider trading ♪

♪ Over and over ♪

♪ Please come back My heart's all muddy ♪

♪ Prematurely aging An officer of the law ♪

♪ Resisting arrest ♪

♪ Return to sender ♪

♪ So, clap your beak and swell your neck And then reverse your stance ♪

♪ So, come back ♪

♪ Start a snowball fight in June ♪

♪ Stealing cheese, it does not haunt me ♪

♪ Still going to Meepville! ♪

♪ T t t t take a right ♪

♪ That ever taunts me ♪

♪ That starved both man and mouse across ♪

♪ That there's just too little of... ♪

♪ That's the reverie ♪

♪ The nation ♪

♪ They don't cry ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪

♪ Walkin' back to happiness ♪

♪ Walking with a suspended license ♪

♪ Watch me backflip ♪

♪ We still got a whole lot left to learn ♪

♪ We'll do something new ♪

♪ What loneliness can do... ♪

♪ What the world needs now... ♪

♪ What would my mom think of me now? ♪

♪ When they tossed me In their great big priselton ♪

♪ Whether you're a pancakes Or waffles man ♪

♪ Whoopa! Oh, yeah... ♪

♪ With a hop and a zip To the north, south, west ♪

♪ You know what to do ♪

♪ You'd think it's kind of nice Even when it rains ♪

♪ You're my best friend And my travel buddy ♪

âª Backflip âª

âª Crimson and clover âª

âª Hey, guitar player âª

âª How to laugh and dance âª

âª If you only knew âª

âª Let me work my magic âª

âª Ooh, let your freak flag fly âª

âª Start a snowball fight in June âª

âª T t t t take a right âª

âª Uh huh, uh huh âª

âª Watch me backflip âª

âª We still got a whole lot left to learn âª

âª We'll do something new âª

âª You know what to do âª

âª You'd think it's kind of nice Even when it rains âª

Green Eggs and Ham (2019) - Season 1
Green Eggs and Ham is an animated television series based on the beloved children's book of the same name by Dr. Seuss. The first season of this delightful show premiered on Netflix in 2019, capturing the hearts of both young and old with its charming storyline and colorful animation. The show revolves around Sam-I-Am, voiced by Adam Devine, a quirky and persistent character who tries to convince Guy-Am-I, played by Michael Douglas, to try green eggs and ham. Guy-Am-I, however, strongly dislikes this peculiar dish and steadfastly refuses to taste it. Despite his initial reluctance, Guy-Am-I finds himself entangled in a grand adventure alongside Sam-I-Am. The series takes viewers on a whimsical journey filled with zany characters and fantastical settings. Along the way, Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am encounter unpredictable creatures, treacherous landscapes, and even the likes of a determined mouse named Mouse-Sus-I. The vibrant animation brings the world of Dr. Seuss to life, with its unique and quirky designs. The visuals are a feast for the eyes, capturing the essence of the original illustrations while infusing it with a modern twist. The combination of bright colors, creative character designs, and stunning landscapes immerses the audience into the wacky world of Green Eggs and Ham. The show brilliantly incorporates the theme of trying new things and overcoming preconceived notions. As Guy-Am-I reluctantly embarks on this wild adventure, he begins to discover the wonders of the world and learns that sometimes, you have to step out of your comfort zone to find joy and contentment. This underlying message of open-mindedness makes Green Eggs and Ham more than just a fun-filled story; it teaches valuable lessons about tolerance, friendship, and embracing the unexpected. The stellar voice cast brings the characters to life, infusing them with personality and charm. Michael Douglas's portrayal of the stubborn and curmudgeonly Guy-Am-I perfectly encapsulates his inner conflict and eventual transformation. Adam Devine's energetic and enthusiastic performance as Sam-I-Am adds a delightful touch of humor and whimsy to the show. Other standout voices include Damon Wayans Jr. as a loveable fox named Mouse-Sus-I and Ilana Glazer as Gluntz, a character with mysterious intentions. One of the highlights of the show is its music. Each episode features catchy tunes that are sure to get stuck in your head. The soundtrack, composed by David Newman, perfectly complements the distinctive style of the show, adding an extra layer of charm and enchantment. If you're a fan of Dr. Seuss or simply love heartwarming and adventurous tales, Green Eggs and Ham is a must-watch. With its captivating animation, lovable characters, and valuable life lessons, this series is perfect for both children and adults. So grab your plate of green eggs and ham and join Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I on their exciting journey. You can play and download these sounds here, and experience the delightful world of Green Eggs and Ham in all its splendor.
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