A mall.
And he rescued my daughter and me, and he loves you.
And I don't normally deliver dry cleaning either,
And that view is even more beautiful when you have someone to share it with.
And there is no Parking Level F
And was glad she kept her receipt.
Andy, now give the fake cop a hug.
Anyone can do it
Attempt to track this cell phone or make any attempt to come after me,
But he's the real deal, Divina
But I do ride!
But I would stand down for him.
But if you check the Grand Ballroom
But no matter what happens,
But truth be told, Divina, I'm none of those things.
By the way, as a professional courtesy,
Can you step up to the mate and save us?
Closer.
Colossal.
Come on
Come on, man
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. No
Cool party. Whose suite is this?
Did you honestly think that I was gonna be thwarted
Do you have any identification?
Due to humanitarian reasons, 18 years ago
Eduardo and I got past our differences.
Eduardo's in on it.
Excuse me?
For Officer Paul Blart.
For six days.
Funny.
Get out!
Go.
Great guy, great guy.
He can't see you
Hey, check it out, guys.
Hey, sir. You actually forgot your valet ticket.
Hey!
Hold on, Paul!
Holy crawfish!
Honey.
How long have you worked here?
I apologize.
I don't know. It was a gift from my daughter.
I made my decision
I mean, the house was like a cold tomb of loneliness.
I might have made a colossal mistake
I plan to.
I said you had nice hair and nice teeth.
I think you kissed the shoulder. All right, thank you.
I'll need a valid driver's license if you want to take it for a test drive.
I'm okay.
I've set it to monitor, so I can hear everything that's going on.
It was a milk truck, but I'll give you that one
It's been a heck of a day, and that embrace certainly helped.
It's my ego that took a hit.
It's not just me, right? I mean, she was relentless.
It's our last trip together before she goes off to college.
Its highest
Like the song says,
Made by Cintas uniform supply,
Maya.
Maybe for an elf.
Move as fast as you can
My God!
No, no, no!
No. I got to go. I was supposed to meet my dad for dinner.
Oatmeal!
Of course.
Okay
Okay.
Okay.
Options.
Paul, mi amor!
People call us heavy, skinny, lumpy.
Really?
Roger that
Room 3402. Charge it please
See, I thought I took all of you out, what...
She was the girl I was talking to right over there.
Shooter, come on! Number...
Some cop may be onto us
Sounds easy, doesn't it?
Sugar
Thank you, Paul!
Thanks.
That is so cool your parents support you like that.
That was pretty valid, huh?
That's exactly what I said. I said that.
That's not true, Dad.
That's why you do it
The Big Sticky Mess.
The road of life is always under construction.
There would always be a job for him at the West Orange Pavilion Mall.
They're stealing art from the hotel!
Time to even the playing field
Took care of some cop
Up you go, missy.
We have the accommodations you requested all ready for you.
We'll figure it out later. I got to get going.
We're going now.
We've had to bring in a different speaker tonight.
What are you doing here?
What?
What?
What? What?
Whats the latest, friend?
When you would leave for work,
Wow, you don't know when to shut your mouth, do you?
Yeah, exactly. It was him. You guys...
Yeah? Well, here's a few things you don't know about me.
Yep, he's crying
You can't out crazy me.
You don't know what I will do to you!
You finish loading. I'll finish this.
You guys took me for a lot of money on my last visit.
You know what, ma'am, he doesn't want to give me a hug.
You know, I'm a lone cowboy
You said you were taking a nap.
You scared?
You're so ..
Dad? Hey!
Flashlight? Always.
Give me $20 on the field. That's all I have.
Hey, Paul. Hey, Saul. What you got there?
Hey... Ma'am, Officer Panero here,
I see you admiring the non lethals. Yeah.
I'd love to see you up there. I would if I had a good hamstring
Is it okay I eat my lunch? Sure, yeah. You might as well
Is that bad? No
Paul Blart? Yes, sir.
Pick his brawn. Here's your chance.
Please, sir, please. Just let us out
Someone's messing with the shipment! Radio
Sweetie. You're embarrassing Mommy. He doesn't want..
Thanks, Nick. No hard feelings.
Yeah? Yeah.
...who was appreciative that I saved his art collection.
