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A man's penis plants his seed in a woman's vagina.
A man's penis plants his seed in a woman's vagina.
A smoking hot cocktail waitress with perfect breasts.
A smoking hot cocktail waitress with perfect breasts.
Ah, I swear my kids need some fathering.
Ah, I swear my kids need some fathering.
Ah.
Ah.
Alright, alright fine.
Alright, alright fine.
Are you OK, Sir?
Are you OK, Sir?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you scared that Shyla buff out of me?
Are you scared that Shyla buff out of me?
Baby, there's something we need to talk about.
Baby, there's something we need to talk about.
Been a long time.
Been a long time.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Cleveland junior
Cleveland junior
Come on.
Come on.
Do you know what time it is?
Do you know what time it is?
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me, this is a private residence.
Excuse me, this is a private residence.
Federline Jones
Federline Jones
Ha.
Ha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Have you lost your damn mind?
Have you lost your damn mind?
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Hello dear.
Hello dear.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey fellas.
Hey fellas.
How long you in town for.
How long you in town for.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I agree.
I agree.
I could go for some pancakes.
I could go for some pancakes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I know I read your Twitter.
I know I read your Twitter.
I know.
I know.
I love you.
I love you.
I need a man in my life.
I need a man in my life.
I owe it to the children to see if we can make it work.
I owe it to the children to see if we can make it work.
I think we all just need to calm down.
I think we all just need to calm down.
It's 10:00 o'clock.
It's 10:00 o'clock.
It's a school night.
It's a school night.
Language.
Language.
Me.
Me.
My drunk ass ain't cleaning this shit up.
My drunk ass ain't cleaning this shit up.
New York
New York
New York City
New York City
No.
No.
No.
No.
Now what did you want to say?
Now what did you want to say?
Now.
Now.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, OK.
Oh, OK.
Ooh, I could go for some pancakes.
Ooh, I could go for some pancakes.
Roberta.
Roberta.
Roberta.
Roberta.
Rollo.
Rollo.
See if you're quick brown. Fox can jump over my lazy dog.
See if you're quick brown. Fox can jump over my lazy dog.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Sure I do.
Sure I do.
Sweet grass and succotash.
Sweet grass and succotash.
Sweet ham and Brie slam.
Sweet ham and Brie slam.
Sweet peas and juju peas.
Sweet peas and juju peas.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That boy is lonelier than a widowed t****ze artist with Alzheimer's.
That boy is lonelier than a widowed t****ze artist with Alzheimer's.
That's less convincing than the time I had to use the bathroom at R Kelly's house.
That's less convincing than the time I had to use the bathroom at R Kelly's house.
That's right.
That's right.
The queen bee is happy to see her honey.
The queen bee is happy to see her honey.
There's something we need to talk about.
There's something we need to talk about.
There's something we need to talk about.
There's something we need to talk about.
These kids need a man in their lives.
These kids need a man in their lives.
This is a private residence.
This is a private residence.
This is all your fault.
This is all your fault.
This is goodbye then.
This is goodbye then.
Tonight we could try that thing you've always wanted to try.
Tonight we could try that thing you've always wanted to try.
Tyra
Tyra
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
We take all kinds of shit from men, but never from another woman.
We take all kinds of shit from men, but never from another woman.
Well, I understand.
Well, I understand.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What did you call me?
What did you call me?
What did you want to say?
What did you want to say?
What have you done?
What have you done?
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
What makes you say that?
What makes you say that?
What?
What?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your voice?
What's wrong with your voice?
When are you going to realize that this isn't about you?
When are you going to realize that this isn't about you?
Where's that steak?
Where's that steak?
Where's your sister?
Where's your sister?
Why didn't you just tell us the truth before?
Why didn't you just tell us the truth before?
Why don't you bring those fast fingers upstairs and see if you're quick brown? Fox can jump over my lazy dog.
Why don't you bring those fast fingers upstairs and see if you're quick brown? Fox can jump over my lazy dog.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Word.
Word.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have been a total slob lately.
You have been a total slob lately.
You have no idea how to treat a woman.
You have no idea how to treat a woman.
You know in the bedroom.
You know in the bedroom.
You most certainly are not.
You most certainly are not.
You need to get laid full.
You need to get laid full.
You so stupid?
You so stupid?
You sound and look like a man. I don't wanna be with.
You sound and look like a man. I don't wanna be with.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're the one acting like a bitch.
You're the one acting like a bitch.
Your sweet talk is not gonna work on me tonight.
Your sweet talk is not gonna work on me tonight.
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