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Ah.
Ah.
All right, Hon. The meters on Walnut Way in Northwood.
All right, Hon. The meters on Walnut Way in Northwood.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Belic.
Belic.
Bernie Serenity.
Bernie Serenity.
Bullshit. This wasn't meant to happen.
Bullshit. This wasn't meant to happen.
But now, hey.
But now, hey.
Can we have a bit of quiet?
Can we have a bit of quiet?
Can you drive, man?
Can you drive, man?
Can you drive?
Can you drive?
Chase my tail, babe.
Chase my tail, babe.
Closeted, married self hating hypocrite.
Closeted, married self hating hypocrite.
Come on, big boy.
Come on, big boy.
Come on, Hon.
Come on, Hon.
Come on, please.
Come on, please.
Come on, sugar.
Come on, sugar.
Come out of here.
Come out of here.
Damn you.
Damn you.
Dancing in Hercules with my shirt off, every eye in the room was on me.
Dancing in Hercules with my shirt off, every eye in the room was on me.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Do you think they'll notice that?
Do you think they'll notice that?
Do you want to go to a musical later?
Do you want to go to a musical later?
Don't be a psycho.
Don't be a psycho.
Drop Anchor Skipper.
Drop Anchor Skipper.
Every beautiful boy in Algonquin was there that night, but he was the only one for me.
Every beautiful boy in Algonquin was there that night, but he was the only one for me.
Excuse me, asshole?
Excuse me, asshole?
Follow my bun, sweetie.
Follow my bun, sweetie.
Fuck off the two of you.
Fuck off the two of you.
Fun time.
Fun time.
Get behind me.
Get behind me.
Get behind.
Get behind.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Go get us a car, sweetie.
Go get us a car, sweetie.
Go sit on a stick.
Go sit on a stick.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Goodbye, Hon.
Goodbye, Hon.
Have I told you about the first time I met Bryce?
Have I told you about the first time I met Bryce?
He tried to kill me.
He tried to kill me.
He's the man of my dreams.
He's the man of my dreams.
Head out to sea, Sailor.
Head out to sea, Sailor.
HELLO。
HELLO。
Hercules.
Hercules.
HEY THERE。
HEY THERE。
Hop in.
Hop in.
I better not need plastic surgery on these cuts.
I better not need plastic surgery on these cuts.
I better not need plastic surgery.
I better not need plastic surgery.
I came here because it was meant to be the most progressive city in the world, but it just isn't.
I came here because it was meant to be the most progressive city in the world, but it just isn't.
I can almost smell them.
I can almost smell them.
I can't even imagine where that is. I hope you know.
I can't even imagine where that is. I hope you know.
I could almost feel it.
I could almost feel it.
I couldn't have had anyone.
I couldn't have had anyone.
I don't even find you attractive.
I don't even find you attractive.
I don't feel comfortable if you're not behind me.
I don't feel comfortable if you're not behind me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
I don't look fabulous when I'm waking up with cold sweats at all hours of the night.
I don't look fabulous when I'm waking up with cold sweats at all hours of the night.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
I get all the stress of having a man, but none of the perks. That's my tragedy.
I get all the stress of having a man, but none of the perks. That's my tragedy.
I just don't get it.
I just don't get it.
I just feel sorry for you, sweetie.
I just feel sorry for you, sweetie.
I knew you were the right person to call.
I knew you were the right person to call.
I know, sweetie.
I know, sweetie.
I like them tight, but not that tight.
I like them tight, but not that tight.
I must have an infection from this water.
I must have an infection from this water.
I must have an infection.
I must have an infection.
I need to be in my apartment now.
I need to be in my apartment now.
I need you to watch my behind.
I need you to watch my behind.
I never would have thought it.
I never would have thought it.
I saw his face through the bubbles and I knew.
I saw his face through the bubbles and I knew.
I take a class if I could be guaranteed buns like yours.
I take a class if I could be guaranteed buns like yours.
I think I'm going to cry.
I think I'm going to cry.
I think you're a nasty person.
I think you're a nasty person.
I thought we didn't know each other.
I thought we didn't know each other.
I want something big and awful and intimidating.
I want something big and awful and intimidating.
I want you at my rear.
I want you at my rear.
I wanted to get A10, not a burn.
I wanted to get A10, not a burn.
I was high on X and youth and beauty and I was dancing like I've never danced before.
I was high on X and youth and beauty and I was dancing like I've never danced before.
I was slave to the beat and a God on the floor.
I was slave to the beat and a God on the floor.
I wish people would just accept me for who I am. You know, the good and the bad.
I wish people would just accept me for who I am. You know, the good and the bad.
I wish we could all just get along.
I wish we could all just get along.
I'll never sleep again.
I'll never sleep again.
I'll speak to you soon.
I'll speak to you soon.
I'm coming with you, honey. Make some room.
I'm coming with you, honey. Make some room.
I'm done with this.
I'm done with this.
I'm going home for a shower and an avocado face pack.
I'm going home for a shower and an avocado face pack.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going to rot in my apartment, The mummy of Middle Park West, they'll tell me.
I'm going to rot in my apartment, The mummy of Middle Park West, they'll tell me.
I'm here. I'm clear. Deal with it.
I'm here. I'm clear. Deal with it.
I've gotten fat and ugly, Nico. You should have seen me when I first got here.
I've gotten fat and ugly, Nico. You should have seen me when I first got here.
Imamo day.
Imamo day.
In Northwood.
In Northwood.
Is there a name for that fitness plan?
Is there a name for that fitness plan?
It takes hours of plucking and buffing before I can even bear to look at myself.
It takes hours of plucking and buffing before I can even bear to look at myself.
It was a fun party at Hercules.
It was a fun party at Hercules.
It was good knowing you, sweetie. I'm going home.
It was good knowing you, sweetie. I'm going home.
It's a nightmare.
It's a nightmare.
It's my hiney that I'm worried about, honey.
It's my hiney that I'm worried about, honey.
Jump in.
Jump in.
Keep up.
Keep up.
Love is strong enough to rip down mountains and throw trucks and all that stuff.
Love is strong enough to rip down mountains and throw trucks and all that stuff.
Maniac.
Maniac.
Middle-aged, closeted, married, self hating hypocrite.
Middle-aged, closeted, married, self hating hypocrite.
Mr. Macho is making me Gray and flabby.
Mr. Macho is making me Gray and flabby.
My eyebrows.
My eyebrows.
My eyebrows.
My eyebrows.
My hair will never recover from this.
My hair will never recover from this.
My hair's going to go out frizzy.
My hair's going to go out frizzy.
My life is in turmoil.
My life is in turmoil.
My life is over.
My life is over.
Nickelback.
Nickelback.
Nicole Bellic.
Nicole Bellic.
No Siri.
No Siri.
No you don't, pal.
No you don't, pal.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody messes with Bernie Serenity.
Nobody messes with Bernie Serenity.
Northwood.
Northwood.
Not so cute. Roshni Rosie.
Not so cute. Roshni Rosie.
Nothing stands in the way of love.
Nothing stands in the way of love.
Now I'm a monster. An old, wrinkly Gray monster.
Now I'm a monster. An old, wrinkly Gray monster.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, close shave.
Oh, close shave.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Or someone's going to tell Bryce I'm with you and you'll think I'm cheating.
Or someone's going to tell Bryce I'm with you and you'll think I'm cheating.
Pick on someone else. Bully.
Pick on someone else. Bully.
Play hard to get.
Play hard to get.
Please wait.
Please wait.
Please.
Please.
Put this thing into OverDrive.
Put this thing into OverDrive.
Roshni Rosie.
Roshni Rosie.
San Fierro.
San Fierro.
Screw you.
Screw you.
See you soon.
See you soon.
Shit.
Shit.
Sí.
Sí.
So long, sailor.
So long, sailor.
Soldier, you ain't such a sailor.
Soldier, you ain't such a sailor.
Sorry, boys.
Sorry, boys.
Steve Nikki.
Steve Nikki.
Stop.
Stop.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
THANKS。
THANKS。
That bitch.
That bitch.
That cannot be good for your skin.
That cannot be good for your skin.
That cinched my eyebrows.
That cinched my eyebrows.
That hurt.
That hurt.
That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
That's it. Is it? My life is over.
That's it. Is it? My life is over.
That's what people are trying to take away. That's love.
That's what people are trying to take away. That's love.
The High Sailor.
The High Sailor.
The High Sailor. Two guys off the starport brow.
The High Sailor. Two guys off the starport brow.
The meat is on Walnut Way in Northwood.
The meat is on Walnut Way in Northwood.
Them.
Them.
Then it happened. Out of nowhere, I was struck.
Then it happened. Out of nowhere, I was struck.
There are some great things playing on burlesque at the moment.
There are some great things playing on burlesque at the moment.
These people are animals.
These people are animals.
They don't call it beauty. Sleep for nothing.
They don't call it beauty. Sleep for nothing.
They're wide open, sweetie.
They're wide open, sweetie.
This doesn't look good, sweetie.
This doesn't look good, sweetie.
This is a disaster. I have to go home. My life is over.
This is a disaster. I have to go home. My life is over.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is exciting.
This is exciting.
This is exciting.
This is exciting.
This is going to give me blemishes.
This is going to give me blemishes.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
This is my kind of speed slow.
This is my kind of speed slow.
This is nice driving.
This is nice driving.
This is terrible.
This is terrible.
This isn't good.
This isn't good.
This isn't working, sweetie.
This isn't working, sweetie.
This man has haunted my dreams for weeks.
This man has haunted my dreams for weeks.
This was the least fun ever.
This was the least fun ever.
Try a bit of subtlety, honey.
Try a bit of subtlety, honey.
Two guys off the starport brow.
Two guys off the starport brow.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Unfocused 100%.
Unfocused 100%.
Walnut Way in Northwood.
Walnut Way in Northwood.
Watch my rear.
Watch my rear.
Watch the fuck out.
Watch the fuck out.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We need a car or something.
We need a car or something.
We need a car.
We need a car.
We're going to need a ride.
We're going to need a ride.
Well done.
Well done.
Well, I don't think that's so very nice.
Well, I don't think that's so very nice.
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?
What are we going to do now?
What are we going to do now?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
WHAT ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU?
What he and I have is real.
What he and I have is real.
Why does everything that's meant to be fun have to be so miserable?
Why does everything that's meant to be fun have to be so miserable?
Why don't I just stop and leave for San Fierro? They'd understand me there.
Why don't I just stop and leave for San Fierro? They'd understand me there.
Y.
Y.
YEAH。
YEAH。
Yes.
Yes.
You are my knight in shining armor.
You are my knight in shining armor.
You asshole.
You asshole.
You beast.
You beast.
You better drive.
You better drive.
You can feel it deep down inside.
You can feel it deep down inside.
You can handle this right.
You can handle this right.
You crazy maniac.
You crazy maniac.
You Dick.
You Dick.
You know.
You know.
You messed with the wrong queen loser.
You messed with the wrong queen loser.
You picked the wrong queen, didn't you?
You picked the wrong queen, didn't you?
You think I look like this when I get up in the morning?
You think I look like this when I get up in the morning?
YOU THINK?
YOU THINK?
You thought this was going to be easy, didn't you?
You thought this was going to be easy, didn't you?
You workout.
You workout.
You'd be more serious, Squirrel.
You'd be more serious, Squirrel.
You'd be more serious. Coral, Deveny, Covetchy.
You'd be more serious. Coral, Deveny, Covetchy.
You're a nasty person.
You're a nasty person.
You're still in great shape, you workout.
You're still in great shape, you workout.
Yuck. I can't even imagine where that is. I hope you know.
Yuck. I can't even imagine where that is. I hope you know.
200。
200。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
ああ。
イエス。
イエス。
ウェイト。
ウェイト。
うわー。
うわー。
おお。
おお。
おばんどは?
おばんどは?
ケーキ。
ケーキ。
サンキュー。
サンキュー。
サンフィエロ。
サンフィエロ。
シュレッダー。
シュレッダー。
スキップ。
スキップ。
ちゅう。
ちゅう。
ニー。
ニー。
ニコ。
ニコ。
ノー。
ノー。
ノー。
ノー。
はや?
はや?
ピーチ。
ピーチ。
ファック。
ファック。
ブライス。
ブライス。
また。
また。
ルーザー。
ルーザー。