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Hustle "Hustle" is a sensational television series that aired from 2004 to 2012. This British drama, created by Tony

Hustle

"Hustle" is a sensational television series that aired from 2004 to 2012. This British drama, created by Tony Jordan, revolves around a group of skilled con artists as they orchestrate elaborate schemes to swindle the wealthy and powerful. With its gripping plots, witty dialogues, and incredibly talented cast, "Hustle" captivated audiences and became one of the most beloved TV shows of its time.

The show boasts an outstanding ensemble cast that brings these charismatic characters to life. Adrian Lester shines as the charming and enigmatic Mickey Bricks, the mastermind behind the cons. Robert Vaughn delivers a powerhouse performance as Albert Stroller, the cunning and experienced grifter. Marc Warren portrays the quick-witted and resourceful Danny Blue, while Jaime Murray brings depth and complexity to the role of Stacie Monroe. Rounding out the main cast is Robert Glenister as the sharp-tongued Eddie, and Kelly Adams as the alluring and intelligent Emma Kennedy. Together, these phenomenal actors form a dynamic team that viewers couldn't help but cheer for and fall in love with.

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The popularity and enduring legacy of "Hustle" can be attributed to its exceptional writing, skilled performances, and gripping storylines. Each episode is carefully crafted to keep viewers on the edge of their seats, eagerly awaiting the next twist and turn. It's no wonder that this thrilling ride of a television show has garnered a dedicated fan base that still cherishes it today.

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A good player knows where he is on court.
A good player knows where he is on court.
A great player knows where everybody else is.
A great player knows where everybody else is.
A grown man letting another grown man hurt his feelings.
A grown man letting another grown man hurt his feelings.
A very sweet boy.
A very sweet boy.
Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.
Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.
After his father, well,
After his father, well,
After I bought the team,
After I bought the team,
After we kick your ass, you should try to coach soccer.
After we kick your ass, you should try to coach soccer.
Ah, you're getting sweat in my Malibu.
Ah, you're getting sweat in my Malibu.
Ah! You're crispy today, cabrón!
Ah! You're crispy today, cabrón!
Ah… I'm just kidding, that's Stan the man right there.
Ah… I'm just kidding, that's Stan the man right there.
Alex, you get that? Okay, we're getting there. Go, go, go!
Alex, you get that? Okay, we're getting there. Go, go, go!
All floating around and sharp and taking down ships.
All floating around and sharp and taking down ships.
All right, Bo. You always wanna be low and have good balance.
All right, Bo. You always wanna be low and have good balance.
All right, gentlemen.
All right, gentlemen.
All right, kid.
All right, kid.
All right, listen to me, Vin.
All right, listen to me, Vin.
All right, shoulders down, that's right. Go!
All right, shoulders down, that's right. Go!
All right, that's it. That's it.
All right, that's it. That's it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Adiós.
All right. Adiós.
All right. All right. I've never seen her like that.
All right. All right. I've never seen her like that.
All right. Get in the car.
All right. Get in the car.
All right. I'll text you the details in the morning.
All right. I'll text you the details in the morning.
All right. Let's go, baby. Come on!
All right. Let's go, baby. Come on!
All right. Let's go.
All right. Let's go.
All that you do for Lucia, for me,
All that you do for Lucia, for me,
All this love…
All this love…
All we could do now is get you hurt or wear you out.
All we could do now is get you hurt or wear you out.
Always bitching at refs, bitching at teammates.
Always bitching at refs, bitching at teammates.
Amigo.
Amigo.
An insurance salesman going to bust my ass.
An insurance salesman going to bust my ass.
And Allen Iverson was the babysitter.
And Allen Iverson was the babysitter.
And also, tell him pornography is free on the Internet.
And also, tell him pornography is free on the Internet.
And be a force, he would be a powerhouse in the league.
And be a force, he would be a powerhouse in the league.
And being the guy who finds the guy matters in this business.
And being the guy who finds the guy matters in this business.
And do me a favor, please look at these titties. I'll take the blame.
And do me a favor, please look at these titties. I'll take the blame.
And he didn't say one word.
And he didn't say one word.
And I meant it until you actually did it.
And I meant it until you actually did it.
And I never asked for anything back! Okay?
And I never asked for anything back! Okay?
And I think that Stanley does for you
And I think that Stanley does for you
And I'm gonna say one last inspirational thing to you.
And I'm gonna say one last inspirational thing to you.
And it just brought back so many nice memories.
And it just brought back so many nice memories.
And it was the same time that the men's basketball team had a game.
And it was the same time that the men's basketball team had a game.
And it's not gonna happen?
And it's not gonna happen?
And it's not just about how you play. It's the intangibles.
And it's not just about how you play. It's the intangibles.
And it's very, very sad news. I've just confirmed it.
And it's very, very sad news. I've just confirmed it.
And joining us now, the co owner of the 76ers, Vince Merrick.
And joining us now, the co owner of the 76ers, Vince Merrick.
And Juancho continues to be red hot.
And Juancho continues to be red hot.
And Leon Rich, basically, he runs the world.
And Leon Rich, basically, he runs the world.
And let's just say a spot doesn't open up,
And let's just say a spot doesn't open up,
And Lisa Leslie raised him.
And Lisa Leslie raised him.
And no love for yourself.
And no love for yourself.
And on the way home, I…
And on the way home, I…
And right now, you is kicking your ass.
And right now, you is kicking your ass.
And some guy took Leon's knees out.
And some guy took Leon's knees out.
And T was pissed off at me.
And T was pissed off at me.
And the club teams, they want him to play football.
And the club teams, they want him to play football.
And the crowd rising to their feet.
And the crowd rising to their feet.
And the next shot. And the next shot.
And the next shot. And the next shot.
And then having to be held back from fighting that entire team.
And then having to be held back from fighting that entire team.
And then, as everybody is walking off,
And then, as everybody is walking off,
And there's 1,000 other guys waiting in the wings who are obsessed with this game.
And there's 1,000 other guys waiting in the wings who are obsessed with this game.
And they scored a couple times.
And they scored a couple times.
And this is why we lost a great one today.
And this is why we lost a great one today.
And three, two, one.
And three, two, one.
And to be honest with you, I… I wanted to be alone with you.
And to be honest with you, I… I wanted to be alone with you.
And we were playing Saint Joe,
And we were playing Saint Joe,
And we're gonna have very athletic children!"
And we're gonna have very athletic children!"
And we're off. Here we go.
And we're off. Here we go.
And what you don't wanna do is show the NBA scouts and GMs
And what you don't wanna do is show the NBA scouts and GMs
And who is Paula Serrano?
And who is Paula Serrano?
And you almost didn't let Damian Lillard play!
And you almost didn't let Damian Lillard play!
And you are shit.
And you are shit.
And you wanted to take your ball and run home.
And you wanted to take your ball and run home.
And, unfortunately for us, our bus broke down. So…
And, unfortunately for us, our bus broke down. So…
Another bad decision in the books.
Another bad decision in the books.
Anthony, you remember that, right?
Anthony, you remember that, right?
Anything else you need to tell me? Now is the time.
Anything else you need to tell me? Now is the time.
Anything you ever need, call me, man.
Anything you ever need, call me, man.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Are you looking at him for the draft?
Are you looking at him for the draft?
Are you ready, kid?
Are you ready, kid?
Are you really a construction worker, or is that all part of the hustle?
Are you really a construction worker, or is that all part of the hustle?
As much as it pains me to say this, you two guys are right.
As much as it pains me to say this, you two guys are right.
At least I'm still in the league, you know.
At least I'm still in the league, you know.
At least until the Sixers start picking up the tab.
At least until the Sixers start picking up the tab.
At the new assistant coach…
At the new assistant coach…
Average professional biker can get to the top of this hill in two minutes.
Average professional biker can get to the top of this hill in two minutes.
Aw!
Aw!
Aw. I thought I had you there.
Aw. I thought I had you there.
Be aware.
Be aware.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Beat up a guy pretty bad five years ago.
Beat up a guy pretty bad five years ago.
Because he squeezes the life out of his prey.
Because he squeezes the life out of his prey.
Because I was happy
Because I was happy
Because if you don't, let's not even bother.
Because if you don't, let's not even bother.
Because you can't be in the draft if you're over 22,
Because you can't be in the draft if you're over 22,
Been in this league for 30 years, and it's like I'm nothing.
Been in this league for 30 years, and it's like I'm nothing.
Berlin loses a lot.
Berlin loses a lot.
Best of luck out there, man.
Best of luck out there, man.
Better than yesterday, baby.
Better than yesterday, baby.
Big boy.
Big boy.
Biggest hands, though.
Biggest hands, though.
Bingo! Trae Young.
Bingo! Trae Young.
Blowing the roof off with the speed and agility drills.
Blowing the roof off with the speed and agility drills.
Bo Cruz and Kermit Wilts crushed it yesterday,
Bo Cruz and Kermit Wilts crushed it yesterday,
Bo Cruz coming down!
Bo Cruz coming down!
Bo Cruz.
Bo Cruz.
Bo Cruz. How does it feel getting into the combine?
Bo Cruz. How does it feel getting into the combine?
Bo Cruz. Love the name.
Bo Cruz. Love the name.
Bo, get this.
Bo, get this.
Bo!
Bo!
Bo.
Bo.
Bo. Come get it.
Bo. Come get it.
Bo. I like that. Strong, strong like a bull.
Bo. I like that. Strong, strong like a bull.
Bo. This is Vin Merrick. He's co owner of the Sixers,
Bo. This is Vin Merrick. He's co owner of the Sixers,
Bo's not even with me. It's too late.
Bo's not even with me. It's too late.
Boa challenge is still trending.
Boa challenge is still trending.
Buenos días, Bo Cruz. I'm out front.
Buenos días, Bo Cruz. I'm out front.
But also,
But also,
But before he left, Lucia's mother
But before he left, Lucia's mother
But having a criminal record's a pretty big detail to leave out.
But having a criminal record's a pretty big detail to leave out.
But he basically runs the team.
But he basically runs the team.
But I'm not how they say I am.
But I'm not how they say I am.
But I've never seen this man before in my life.
But I've never seen this man before in my life.
But just look at the hops on that guy.
But just look at the hops on that guy.
But now that I'm coaching, I'm going to be around a lot more.
But now that I'm coaching, I'm going to be around a lot more.
But Rex Merrick, you know our beloved Rex,
But Rex Merrick, you know our beloved Rex,
But the Mavericks think he's 18.
But the Mavericks think he's 18.
But there are other considerations.
But there are other considerations.
But they love what they saw and want to see more.
But they love what they saw and want to see more.
But this kid is a revelation.
But this kid is a revelation.
But this kid, Bo Cruz, he's come out of nowhere.
But this kid, Bo Cruz, he's come out of nowhere.
But Vince Merrick didn't want him. He specifically said that. You remember?
But Vince Merrick didn't want him. He specifically said that. You remember?
But with basketball, he played with the big kids
But with basketball, he played with the big kids
But you don't know the whole story.
But you don't know the whole story.
But you don't need to say goodbye to what this man has given you.
But you don't need to say goodbye to what this man has given you.
But you don't want my career.
But you don't want my career.
But you only took one bite of each one.
But you only took one bite of each one.
But you say he was great.
But you say he was great.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.
Call Vin right now and say,
Call Vin right now and say,
Calm.
Calm.
Can you get my guy in?
Can you get my guy in?
Cardinal Hayes High School, 650 Grand Concourse, the Bronx.
Cardinal Hayes High School, 650 Grand Concourse, the Bronx.
Careful, please.
Careful, please.
Character, mentality. Playing within a system.
Character, mentality. Playing within a system.
Clyde... That was me who fainted before every meet, not Clyde Drexler.
Clyde... That was me who fainted before every meet, not Clyde Drexler.
Coaching you.
Coaching you.
College kids. NBA prospects getting ready for the draft.
College kids. NBA prospects getting ready for the draft.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on downstairs. Bring your shit.
Come on downstairs. Bring your shit.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on, Haas, make him work. Too easy, Haas, too easy!
Come on, Haas, make him work. Too easy, Haas, too easy!
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man. Easy.
Come on, man. Easy.
Come on, Stanley. You follow me to my home,
Come on, Stanley. You follow me to my home,
Come on! Forty seconds. Let's go! Go! Go! Go! Come on!
Come on! Forty seconds. Let's go! Go! Go! Go! Come on!
Come on! We're building a callus!
Come on! We're building a callus!
Come on! Whoo!
Come on! Whoo!
Come on. All right.
Come on. All right.
Come on. Come on. Come with me.
Come on. Come on. Come with me.
Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Come on. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Come on. Pound it.
Come on. Pound it.
Come on. Think about it. Let's go. Down now.
Come on. Think about it. Let's go. Down now.
Come on. Yeah. Let's go. You're an athlete.
Come on. Yeah. Let's go. You're an athlete.
Come.
Come.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Couldn't give me just one, huh?
Couldn't give me just one, huh?
Crush 'em.
Crush 'em.
Cut. Move. Go downhill! All the way, now finish it.
Cut. Move. Go downhill! All the way, now finish it.
Da. Da.
Da. Da.
Dad, can I go to the cemetery tonight? They're showing Evil Dead.
Dad, can I go to the cemetery tonight? They're showing Evil Dead.
Damn, you slow.
Damn, you slow.
Damn. Smells like a truck full of shit emptied itself into your mouth.
Damn. Smells like a truck full of shit emptied itself into your mouth.
Defense takes balls, baby. That's right.
Defense takes balls, baby. That's right.
Did you love being away from home all the time?
Did you love being away from home all the time?
Didn't finish. Why?
Didn't finish. Why?
Different.
Different.
Dig it in there. Okay? You decide where you want him to go.
Dig it in there. Okay? You decide where you want him to go.
Dirk never left the gym. This guy shows up late to warm ups.
Dirk never left the gym. This guy shows up late to warm ups.
Dirk Nowitzki. See?
Dirk Nowitzki. See?
Do we back up? He's gonna take us out.
Do we back up? He's gonna take us out.
Do what you do. Do what you do.
Do what you do. Do what you do.
Doesn't miss. Doesn't miss.
Doesn't miss. Doesn't miss.
Doing good, Stanley? You look nervous.
Doing good, Stanley? You look nervous.
Don't be rude.
Don't be rude.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't get jammed. Get past that.
Don't get jammed. Get past that.
Don't got it. All right.
Don't got it. All right.
Don't have a heart attack, man. Come on, 22.
Don't have a heart attack, man. Come on, 22.
Don't know. His bus must be running late.
Don't know. His bus must be running late.
Don't let him score in bunches. Don't let him get hot. Okay?
Don't let him score in bunches. Don't let him get hot. Okay?
Don't make a mistake on this kid. I'm begging you, pal. For…
Don't make a mistake on this kid. I'm begging you, pal. For…
Don't think, react!
Don't think, react!
Don't throw it all away.
Don't throw it all away.
Don't you see how incredible you are?
Don't you see how incredible you are?
Down low. Athletic. Athletic. Athletic.
Down low. Athletic. Athletic. Athletic.
Dr. J still dunking when he was 63. Isn't that nuts?
Dr. J still dunking when he was 63. Isn't that nuts?
Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!
Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!
Drive. Use your legs. Downhill. Down. Finish...
Drive. Use your legs. Downhill. Down. Finish...
Easy, boy. Acting like I asked her out or something.
Easy, boy. Acting like I asked her out or something.
Easy, tiger.
Easy, tiger.
Eh!
Eh!
Eh. I think he's overwhelmed. The pressure's getting to him.
Eh. I think he's overwhelmed. The pressure's getting to him.
Ehm…
Ehm…
Either way, it worked. He's… He's feeling good.
Either way, it worked. He's… He's feeling good.
Everybody keeps saying that. That...
Everybody keeps saying that. That...
Everyone in Germany is saying this guy'll be the next Dirk.
Everyone in Germany is saying this guy'll be the next Dirk.
Everything I wanted.
Everything I wanted.
Everything I worked for.
Everything I worked for.
Exactly. Take him out of his comfort zone.
Exactly. Take him out of his comfort zone.
Fainting before every game story, and that calmed him down.
Fainting before every game story, and that calmed him down.
Feel the fire. God damn it, yes.
Feel the fire. God damn it, yes.
Feels like I've been waiting my whole life to become a coach.
Feels like I've been waiting my whole life to become a coach.
Felipe. Álex.
Felipe. Álex.
Fellas.
Fellas.
Find a shooter! That's it! Hit that!
Find a shooter! That's it! Hit that!
Find me that missing piece, you're right back on the bench coaching.
Find me that missing piece, you're right back on the bench coaching.
Finish it.
Finish it.
Finna hit you with a hazy, cross sidestep.
Finna hit you with a hazy, cross sidestep.
Focus. Kick some ass.
Focus. Kick some ass.
For God's sake, get the kid more butter.
For God's sake, get the kid more butter.
For great, you pay the maximum, no?
For great, you pay the maximum, no?
For local and international calls.
For local and international calls.
For me?
For me?
For six months in jail.
For six months in jail.
For your sake, not just mine!
For your sake, not just mine!
Fran Fraschilla here at the NBA draft combine.
Fran Fraschilla here at the NBA draft combine.
Frankly, I'm not interested
Frankly, I'm not interested
Fuck.
Fuck.
Game gets quick! Okay, here we go!
Game gets quick! Okay, here we go!
Garcia's knee's swollen. He's not going to play.
Garcia's knee's swollen. He's not going to play.
Get fucked by a fish, dumb ass.
Get fucked by a fish, dumb ass.
Get off me.
Get off me.
Get out of here. Don't look so sad.
Get out of here. Don't look so sad.
Get out of here. Don't miss your flight.
Get out of here. Don't miss your flight.
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta the fucking road!
Get outta the fucking road!
Get ready. Downstairs. Five minutes. All right?
Get ready. Downstairs. Five minutes. All right?
Get this. Alex, get this round. Initiate contact.
Get this. Alex, get this round. Initiate contact.
Get to it. Get to it. That's it. Go. Go.
Get to it. Get to it. That's it. Go. Go.
Get up on him, baby.
Get up on him, baby.
Giant body like yours on an eight hour flight is gonna be rough.
Giant body like yours on an eight hour flight is gonna be rough.
Girls. I know you since kindergarten, none of you say hi?
Girls. I know you since kindergarten, none of you say hi?
Give a warm welcome
Give a warm welcome
Give me my money. That's my money. I won that match.
Give me my money. That's my money. I won that match.
Give me the fucking ball, man.
Give me the fucking ball, man.
Go ahead, make something happen.
Go ahead, make something happen.
Go ahead. Zoom in on that sad face of his right now.
Go ahead. Zoom in on that sad face of his right now.
Go get it. Go get it.
Go get it. Go get it.
Go on down and get laced up, stretch out a little bit.
Go on down and get laced up, stretch out a little bit.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, Papa.
Go, Papa.
Go! Don't stop, baby! Go!
Go! Don't stop, baby! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Move it!
Go! Go! Move it!
Go! You're gonna get this! You're gonna get this!
Go! You're gonna get this! You're gonna get this!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it. I spoke at your father's camp every year!
God damn it. I spoke at your father's camp every year!
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
God damn.
Gone.
Gone.
Good D.
Good D.
Good evening, everybody, Anthony Gargano here,
Good evening, everybody, Anthony Gargano here,
Good God.
Good God.
Good Lord.
Good Lord.
Good luck, Sugerman.
Good luck, Sugerman.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good pass!
Good pass!
Good start, Bo.
Good start, Bo.
Good to see ya.
Good to see ya.
Good to see you. Staying in shape, I see.
Good to see you. Staying in shape, I see.
Good, Bo! Yeah, Bo! Use that clock! Use that clock!
Good, Bo! Yeah, Bo! Use that clock! Use that clock!
Good, I said from the top. This is nice. Go ahead.
Good, I said from the top. This is nice. Go ahead.
Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good.
Good. Good. Good.
Goodness.
Goodness.
Got an open spot, I got all the partners on board.
Got an open spot, I got all the partners on board.
Got pregnant.
Got pregnant.
Got the Hawks' pick next year, we can't afford to miss.
Got the Hawks' pick next year, we can't afford to miss.
Gotta do this in under five. Remember that.
Gotta do this in under five. Remember that.
Guess who? Attack! Step back! And finish!
Guess who? Attack! Step back! And finish!
Guy like Vin, he wants to put his fingerprints on the team.
Guy like Vin, he wants to put his fingerprints on the team.
Guys in their 50s don't have dreams.
Guys in their 50s don't have dreams.
Half the fucking list are favors!
Half the fucking list are favors!
Hands and feet work together. You're thinking too much.
Hands and feet work together. You're thinking too much.
Hard, hard. Nah, you don't have to put it down so soft.
Hard, hard. Nah, you don't have to put it down so soft.
Harris, with the hammer!
Harris, with the hammer!
Hashtag Boa.
Hashtag Boa.
Have a good time with these guys.
Have a good time with these guys.
Have fun out there. Where do you wanna sit?
Have fun out there. Where do you wanna sit?
Have one bad day, and you're ready to back down?
Have one bad day, and you're ready to back down?
Have some respect for your profession. Get the whole story next time.
Have some respect for your profession. Get the whole story next time.
Have you ever tried these Ishkabibble's?
Have you ever tried these Ishkabibble's?
Have you thought about what team you wanna play for?
Have you thought about what team you wanna play for?
He beat up the entire city of Detroit, and everybody loves him.
He beat up the entire city of Detroit, and everybody loves him.
He built great wealth, but he never distanced himself from us.
He built great wealth, but he never distanced himself from us.
He can do a bit of everything. I don't think he needs any advice from me.
He can do a bit of everything. I don't think he needs any advice from me.
He can get his visa permanently revoked.
He can get his visa permanently revoked.
He can shoot from anywhere. Just stay with him wherever he goes.
He can shoot from anywhere. Just stay with him wherever he goes.
He can shoot.
He can shoot.
He could be playing for the Sixers right now,
He could be playing for the Sixers right now,
He could trade up, package Embiid with that King's pick.
He could trade up, package Embiid with that King's pick.
He doesn't have a car.
He doesn't have a car.
He goes in front of a judge for even running a stop sign,
He goes in front of a judge for even running a stop sign,
He got flagged for an aggravated assault charge.
He got flagged for an aggravated assault charge.
He grew up dirt poor in Al to on a, Pennsylvania.
He grew up dirt poor in Al to on a, Pennsylvania.
He had his moments. I saw it.
He had his moments. I saw it.
He helped out with everything,
He helped out with everything,
He is mad because he's hungry.
He is mad because he's hungry.
He is your oak tree.
He is your oak tree.
He just says crazy loud, "One day, I'm gonna marry you,
He just says crazy loud, "One day, I'm gonna marry you,
He kind of looked like an alien.
He kind of looked like an alien.
He lied to the organization and to this young man.
He lied to the organization and to this young man.
He made a big mess, and I could use some help cleaning it up.
He made a big mess, and I could use some help cleaning it up.
He mentioned it to me years ago, but with my past, you know,
He mentioned it to me years ago, but with my past, you know,
He played basketball all his time, so he no think of him.
He played basketball all his time, so he no think of him.
He pushed me.
He pushed me.
He put all the weight on him
He put all the weight on him
He really wants this.
He really wants this.
He says it's stupid.
He says it's stupid.
He still got banged up a little bit, but my hand was pulp.
He still got banged up a little bit, but my hand was pulp.
He thinks he should be number one.
He thinks he should be number one.
He told her they can get money from the government if she got Lucia.
He told her they can get money from the government if she got Lucia.
He wants to go to the NBA.
He wants to go to the NBA.
He was brought over here by a disgruntled employee, Stanley Sugerman.
He was brought over here by a disgruntled employee, Stanley Sugerman.
He was invited to a club team in America when he was 15,
He was invited to a club team in America when he was 15,
He was just like everybody else in his town.
He was just like everybody else in his town.
He was one of our people.
He was one of our people.
He was one of the great people.
He was one of the great people.
He went away. We don't have him anymore.
He went away. We don't have him anymore.
He will call in sick.
He will call in sick.
He would be in the rotation right now.
He would be in the rotation right now.
He'd never forget about you, Sugerman.
He'd never forget about you, Sugerman.
He's 22. You're messing with his life.
He's 22. You're messing with his life.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a power agent now, and he's in Philly with a few of his guys for an open run.
He's a power agent now, and he's in Philly with a few of his guys for an open run.
He's a unicorn, a mythical creature.
He's a unicorn, a mythical creature.
He's at that hotel all by himself?
He's at that hotel all by himself?
He's been let go. He's no longer part of the 76ers.
He's been let go. He's no longer part of the 76ers.
He's bitching because he cares. He wants to win.
He's bitching because he cares. He wants to win.
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's fucking scared.
He's fucking scared.
He's got a lot of length. Does he have any control?
He's got a lot of length. Does he have any control?
He's got an assault charge. And Vince is all over TV talking about it.
He's got an assault charge. And Vince is all over TV talking about it.
He's here to show off. Use that. Get physical with him.
He's here to show off. Use that. Get physical with him.
He's in his own head. He's not telling me anything.
He's in his own head. He's not telling me anything.
He's incredible!
He's incredible!
He's late on rotations.
He's late on rotations.
He's paying for porno?
He's paying for porno?
He's physically capable of it. He just gets bored out there.
He's physically capable of it. He just gets bored out there.
He's playing with scrubs. His best chance to win is to shoot.
He's playing with scrubs. His best chance to win is to shoot.
He's quick, but can he shoot?
He's quick, but can he shoot?
He's starting to believe you, Dirk. Come on, help me out.
He's starting to believe you, Dirk. Come on, help me out.
He's ten years old. Okay. Okay.
He's ten years old. Okay. Okay.
He's... Meet the kid!
He's... Meet the kid!
Hell with the naysayers. Right?
Hell with the naysayers. Right?
Hell, no.
Hell, no.
Hello.
Hello.
Her mom, Maria, asked me for her.
Her mom, Maria, asked me for her.
Here comes a brick.
Here comes a brick.
Here. This is for you.
Here. This is for you.
Here's his chance.
Here's his chance.
Here's my man, the Cruz Missile.
Here's my man, the Cruz Missile.
Hey, Bo. Just get in the car, man. Let me talk to you.
Hey, Bo. Just get in the car, man. Let me talk to you.
Hey, Bubba. How's the film school final coming along?
Hey, Bubba. How's the film school final coming along?
Hey, Coach!
Hey, Coach!
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys. Let's bring it in. First play is V4.
Hey, guys. Let's bring it in. First play is V4.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, I know you hear me. Hey.
Hey, I know you hear me. Hey.
Hey, I never asked you to pick up the tab on him, Vincent.
Hey, I never asked you to pick up the tab on him, Vincent.
Hey, just focus.
Hey, just focus.
Hey, Stan. You got a minute?
Hey, Stan. You got a minute?
Hey, sweetie. It's T.
Hey, sweetie. It's T.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, yo, Stan. He can fly. Damn. He can fly, man.
Hey, yo, Stan. He can fly. Damn. He can fly, man.
Hey, you hear me? Hey.
Hey, you hear me? Hey.
Hey! Bo! Bo!
Hey! Bo! Bo!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Clyde Drexler used to get so nervous before games
Hey. Clyde Drexler used to get so nervous before games
Hey. No. Just stop. Right now. Please.
Hey. No. Just stop. Right now. Please.
Hey. Wake up.
Hey. Wake up.
Hi, I'm not here right now.
Hi, I'm not here right now.
Hi! I'm so excited! Hi!
Hi! I'm so excited! Hi!
Hi. This is my daughter, Alex.
Hi. This is my daughter, Alex.
Hi. Wow, you look tired.
Hi. Wow, you look tired.
Hijo… is muy bien. Muy… Muy bien.
Hijo… is muy bien. Muy… Muy bien.
His teammates followed him around so they could catch him.
His teammates followed him around so they could catch him.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy shit. Bo Cruz. Where did this kid come from?
Holy shit. Bo Cruz. Where did this kid come from?
Honey, you gotta be more gentle.
Honey, you gotta be more gentle.
How are you? Right on. Aaron.
How are you? Right on. Aaron.
How can such a beautiful woman have such horrifying feet?
How can such a beautiful woman have such horrifying feet?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How's he doing?
How's he doing?
How's it going? How's the retirement home?
How's it going? How's the retirement home?
Huh? What you got?
Huh? What you got?
I am a scout with the Sixers.
I am a scout with the Sixers.
I asked her, "Why?"
I asked her, "Why?"
I ate so much minibar.
I ate so much minibar.
I came to talk to you about something.
I came to talk to you about something.
I can't believe you made your uncle work in this closet.
I can't believe you made your uncle work in this closet.
I can't eat that whole cake.
I can't eat that whole cake.
I cannot wait for this match up.
I cannot wait for this match up.
I cost Leon and all my teammates a shot at the NCAA title that year.
I cost Leon and all my teammates a shot at the NCAA title that year.
I couldn't hear you.
I couldn't hear you.
I cried at the end of Titanic, but I'm not in the NBA.
I cried at the end of Titanic, but I'm not in the NBA.
I did. Yeah, it worked. Right? Look, I do. We both have a…
I did. Yeah, it worked. Right? Look, I do. We both have a…
I didn't back down. I was just trying to save everybody some time.
I didn't back down. I was just trying to save everybody some time.
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't think she wanted to talk to me. I was scared.
I didn't think she wanted to talk to me. I was scared.
I do have to ask something.
I do have to ask something.
I don't care about that shot. It's about the next shot.
I don't care about that shot. It's about the next shot.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't know if I want to give them this guy yet.
I don't know if I want to give them this guy yet.
I don't know you.
I don't know you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need no help.
I don't need no help.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't want the team paying for my mistake.
I don't want the team paying for my mistake.
I don't want to be out there anymore. I never wanted to be out there.
I don't want to be out there anymore. I never wanted to be out there.
I don't want to hear about that. That's between you two.
I don't want to hear about that. That's between you two.
I figured he'd rather forget about it.
I figured he'd rather forget about it.
I fly home tomorrow.
I fly home tomorrow.
I fucked up. Shouldn't have drafted Haas.
I fucked up. Shouldn't have drafted Haas.
I gave him money. He's settling in.
I gave him money. He's settling in.
I gave this office to my Uncle Connie.
I gave this office to my Uncle Connie.
I get it.
I get it.
I got a notice from accounting. Scale back on the room service.
I got a notice from accounting. Scale back on the room service.
I got him.
I got him.
I got money here. He's gonna go out on the court.
I got money here. He's gonna go out on the court.
I got next.
I got next.
I got to think about that.
I got to think about that.
I got to work.
I got to work.
I got you a gift.
I got you a gift.
I got you this,
I got you this,
I got you, Coach. I'm ready for round two.
I got you, Coach. I'm ready for round two.
I had a few drinks in me.
I had a few drinks in me.
I had no idea this stopwatch went that high.
I had no idea this stopwatch went that high.
I hate soccer. I can't say that. I really do hate that sport.
I hate soccer. I can't say that. I really do hate that sport.
I have an 11:30 call with Adam Silver.
I have an 11:30 call with Adam Silver.
I have an idea. Por favor.
I have an idea. Por favor.
I have one job, to maximize this team's chances
I have one job, to maximize this team's chances
I have some good news.
I have some good news.
I haven't been home on my daughter's birthday for nine years running, Vin.
I haven't been home on my daughter's birthday for nine years running, Vin.
I haven't sprinted like that in 30 years.
I haven't sprinted like that in 30 years.
I heard you're moving to the bench.
I heard you're moving to the bench.
I hope he's there. Please, God, be there.
I hope he's there. Please, God, be there.
I just, I can't believe… I just showed my daughter footage of you jamming,
I just, I can't believe… I just showed my daughter footage of you jamming,
I knew when I saw you. That's a hardworking fool.
I knew when I saw you. That's a hardworking fool.
I know I make a mistake.
I know I make a mistake.
I know it's not on the bench, but it's behind the bench.
I know it's not on the bench, but it's behind the bench.
I know what I'm doing. You'll see. I'll show you.
I know what I'm doing. You'll see. I'll show you.
I like that.
I like that.
I like... I like him. I like him.
I like... I like him. I like him.
I literally eat one chip. They are not that good.
I literally eat one chip. They are not that good.
I looked down at the radio.
I looked down at the radio.
I love this game. I live this game.
I love this game. I live this game.
I love you too.
I love you too.
I mean, he's never been away from her.
I mean, he's never been away from her.
I mean, I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
I mean, I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
I mean, it's almost the whole stick of butter.
I mean, it's almost the whole stick of butter.
I mean, really, really marinate in it
I mean, really, really marinate in it
I meant it like you're an amazing basketball player.
I meant it like you're an amazing basketball player.
I never heard of you.
I never heard of you.
I pay you to find players, not tell me what to do with them.
I pay you to find players, not tell me what to do with them.
I played at Temple. Yeah. How'd you know that?
I played at Temple. Yeah. How'd you know that?
I promise you, you have to see him live.
I promise you, you have to see him live.
I quit my job for you! You said "trust," and I fucking trust you.
I quit my job for you! You said "trust," and I fucking trust you.
I quit.
I quit.
I really wish he was now.
I really wish he was now.
I remember when you were at Temple.
I remember when you were at Temple.
I remember you knocking him into the second row
I remember you knocking him into the second row
I saw. I saw.
I saw. I saw.
I see him in another team's jersey, I'm gonna goddamn kill someone.
I see him in another team's jersey, I'm gonna goddamn kill someone.
I see. We're not here to hustle, man.
I see. We're not here to hustle, man.
I shot my hand out
I shot my hand out
I sound like you right now.
I sound like you right now.
I specifically told Mr. Sugerman not to bring him over.
I specifically told Mr. Sugerman not to bring him over.
I started passing 'cause I couldn't shoot for shit.
I started passing 'cause I couldn't shoot for shit.
I swear to God, I saw a Victoria's Secret mannequin one time,
I swear to God, I saw a Victoria's Secret mannequin one time,
I swear, I just wanna talk to him.
I swear, I just wanna talk to him.
I think Doc will like the way this kid can pass.
I think Doc will like the way this kid can pass.
I think it was the second game of the season,
I think it was the second game of the season,
I thought I knew every international player on the planet,
I thought I knew every international player on the planet,
I told you I love that movie. Absolutely.
I told you I love that movie. Absolutely.
I want you to finish through it. Let's go.
I want you to finish through it. Let's go.
I wanted you to meet somebody.
I wanted you to meet somebody.
I was hoping you could help us out with something.
I was hoping you could help us out with something.
I went to his home.
I went to his home.
I would say it to your face.
I would say it to your face.
I… I'm gonna pay you back.
I… I'm gonna pay you back.
I'd be a great stepdad. Give her a real man to look up to.
I'd be a great stepdad. Give her a real man to look up to.
I'd like to welcome everyone aboard Flight 718. We're currently cruising at…
I'd like to welcome everyone aboard Flight 718. We're currently cruising at…
I'll give you 50 bucks.
I'll give you 50 bucks.
I'll let you old friends catch up.
I'll let you old friends catch up.
I'll meet you in the lobby in one hour, okay?
I'll meet you in the lobby in one hour, okay?
I'll move to Spain and shack up with your mother.
I'll move to Spain and shack up with your mother.
I'll work on it.
I'll work on it.
I'm about to get into all that. You're not staying?
I'm about to get into all that. You're not staying?
I'm about two sandwiches away from those titties. Yeah.
I'm about two sandwiches away from those titties. Yeah.
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm at a loss for words.
I'm begging you, just let go of me. Get in the car. It's not worth it.
I'm begging you, just let go of me. Get in the car. It's not worth it.
I'm glad to hear you say that.
I'm glad to hear you say that.
I'm gonna catch those feet!
I'm gonna catch those feet!
I'm gonna make a couple of calls so I can see you play
I'm gonna make a couple of calls so I can see you play
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm guarding him.
I'm guarding him.
I'm in Spain too, with a client, so let's have breakfast.
I'm in Spain too, with a client, so let's have breakfast.
I'm indispensable.
I'm indispensable.
I'm not asking for a favor. This guy can play!
I'm not asking for a favor. This guy can play!
I'm not asking.
I'm not asking.
I'm not kidding you. The guy did it so much
I'm not kidding you. The guy did it so much
I'm not nervous. I'm just very excited, Coach.
I'm not nervous. I'm just very excited, Coach.
I'm not shitting you.
I'm not shitting you.
I'm not worth it. Just stop. Okay.
I'm not worth it. Just stop. Okay.
I'm over thinking it, I guess.
I'm over thinking it, I guess.
I'm saying if this kid puts it together,
I'm saying if this kid puts it together,
I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Losing your dad at any age...
I'm sorry. Losing your dad at any age...
I'm sorry. The list is locked.
I'm sorry. The list is locked.
I'm taking a more active role.
I'm taking a more active role.
I'm the motherfucker with a cape running your big dumb ass in circles. That's cool.
I'm the motherfucker with a cape running your big dumb ass in circles. That's cool.
I'm very good at my job.
I'm very good at my job.
I've been coming to the NBA draft combines for a long time,
I've been coming to the NBA draft combines for a long time,
I've been to Germany four times in the last two months.
I've been to Germany four times in the last two months.
I've got breaking news.
I've got breaking news.
I've yet to see him make a third effort.
I've yet to see him make a third effort.
If I do that, then,
If I do that, then,
If not, get it to Tobias. He'll be wide open. All right?
If not, get it to Tobias. He'll be wide open. All right?
If you beat him in a game of one on one to five,
If you beat him in a game of one on one to five,
If you not here, you not nowhere.
If you not here, you not nowhere.
If you put a bucket in against this guy, we'll give you 100 bucks.
If you put a bucket in against this guy, we'll give you 100 bucks.
If you're from overseas. Do you have a birth certificate?
If you're from overseas. Do you have a birth certificate?
In all honesty, what do we feel about college?
In all honesty, what do we feel about college?
In three years he could be an All Star.
In three years he could be an All Star.
In working for a smug, born on third fucking bitch.
In working for a smug, born on third fucking bitch.
Is it all you ever think about?
Is it all you ever think about?
Is it legal to have a kid with your mom in Spain?
Is it legal to have a kid with your mom in Spain?
Is that something you want to do?
Is that something you want to do?
Is that what you want to do?
Is that what you want to do?
Is that your daughter? I have a daughter. She's older.
Is that your daughter? I have a daughter. She's older.
Is there a newborn kitten purring in here right now?
Is there a newborn kitten purring in here right now?
It became kind of a ritual.
It became kind of a ritual.
It doesn't seem enough.
It doesn't seem enough.
It gets quick here. Offense takes skill.
It gets quick here. Offense takes skill.
It gets weird, that stuff. But you handled it great.
It gets weird, that stuff. But you handled it great.
It got me so excited.
It got me so excited.
It might not come at once, but you'll get the money.
It might not come at once, but you'll get the money.
It was a freak thing. Car accident. A long time ago. No more stalling.
It was a freak thing. Car accident. A long time ago. No more stalling.
It was a trick. It's never gonna happen again.
It was a trick. It's never gonna happen again.
It was big fire.
It was big fire.
It'll be a good game.
It'll be a good game.
It'll be a prorated league minimum.
It'll be a prorated league minimum.
It'll be okay.
It'll be okay.
It's 3:30.
It's 3:30.
It's a callus from exercise.
It's a callus from exercise.
It's a scrimmage, but it gets serious out there.
It's a scrimmage, but it gets serious out there.
It's a televised game, so the whole world's gonna get to see you play.
It's a televised game, so the whole world's gonna get to see you play.
It's about the next one, right?
It's about the next one, right?
It's all good. It's just they don't have a roster spot at the moment,
It's all good. It's just they don't have a roster spot at the moment,
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's from football.
It's from football.
It's gonna be fine. Don't worry.
It's gonna be fine. Don't worry.
It's good to be nervous. It means you give a shit.
It's good to be nervous. It means you give a shit.
It's good. We wrapped early, so I can catch the game.
It's good. We wrapped early, so I can catch the game.
It's just a showcase, not a big deal, just a step in the process.
It's just a showcase, not a big deal, just a step in the process.
It's like I wasn't even here.
It's like I wasn't even here.
It's my fault. I rushed this whole thing.
It's my fault. I rushed this whole thing.
It's my job to know every other great player in the world.
It's my job to know every other great player in the world.
It's never enough.
It's never enough.
It's not as simple as that.
It's not as simple as that.
It's not gonna happen, Stan.
It's not gonna happen, Stan.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's ridiculous what he's doing out there. This ain't no gimmick, this real.
It's ridiculous what he's doing out there. This ain't no gimmick, this real.
It's still $9. They don't charge you per chip.
It's still $9. They don't charge you per chip.
It's, um…
It's, um…
Iverson, Barkley...
Iverson, Barkley...
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jimmy Butler's up on you. Now what? Now what?
Jimmy Butler's up on you. Now what? Now what?
Just a big man who makes shots.
Just a big man who makes shots.
Just get in the car.
Just get in the car.
Just give it some time. That's all it takes.
Just give it some time. That's all it takes.
Just give yourself a breather.
Just give yourself a breather.
Just set it up! I'll bring him anywhere! Anywhere! He'll play anyone!
Just set it up! I'll bring him anywhere! Anywhere! He'll play anyone!
Just tell him to pump the brakes on the Pringles.
Just tell him to pump the brakes on the Pringles.
Just think about my offer, Deuce.
Just think about my offer, Deuce.
Just trying to get to know you.
Just trying to get to know you.
Just trying to look like you, Doc.
Just trying to look like you, Doc.
Just waiting for my Achilles to pop.
Just waiting for my Achilles to pop.
Just wanna make sure I do what's right for the kid.
Just wanna make sure I do what's right for the kid.
Just…
Just…
Karl, could you pull around to the back, please?
Karl, could you pull around to the back, please?
Keep coming. Keep coming.
Keep coming. Keep coming.
Keep going to the top! You're not done.
Keep going to the top! You're not done.
Keep going, come on. Find it in you.
Keep going, come on. Find it in you.
Kermit, a guy named after a frog, said some mean words to you,
Kermit, a guy named after a frog, said some mean words to you,
Kiss my fat ass, and fuck your five star hotels.
Kiss my fat ass, and fuck your five star hotels.
Knees up! Let's go!
Knees up! Let's go!
Kobe used to get up at 4:00 a.m. so he could practice before practice.
Kobe used to get up at 4:00 a.m. so he could practice before practice.
Kyle turns the corner, drives, got it.
Kyle turns the corner, drives, got it.
Leave him in the dust! That's right!
Leave him in the dust! That's right!
Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I can.
Left, he wants to get to his step back.
Left, he wants to get to his step back.
Leon, man, I can't believe this.
Leon, man, I can't believe this.
Let me just call… I don't know what time it is there.
Let me just call… I don't know what time it is there.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's face it, it's you against you out there.
Let's face it, it's you against you out there.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Let's get out and go. Get out and go. Run wide.
Let's get out and go. Get out and go. Run wide.
Let's get to work.
Let's get to work.
Let's give these people a show. What do you say, Bo?
Let's give these people a show. What do you say, Bo?
Let's go again.
Let's go again.
Let's go again. Let's go again.
Let's go again. Let's go again.
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, Bo. Finish that. Come on now, Bo!
Let's go, Bo. Finish that. Come on now, Bo!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Back in. Back in. Back in. Back in.
Let's go. Back in. Back in. Back in. Back in.
Let's go. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Let's go. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Move it, kid. Yup.
Let's go. Move it, kid. Yup.
Let's go. That's it. Right through. Right out.
Let's go. That's it. Right through. Right out.
Let's make that happen.
Let's make that happen.
Let's not open that door. They're gonna slam it right in our face.
Let's not open that door. They're gonna slam it right in our face.
Let's talk soon, 22.
Let's talk soon, 22.
Let's turn it around.
Let's turn it around.
Like ever.
Like ever.
Like Jrue Holiday, bro.
Like Jrue Holiday, bro.
Like the Bargnani tape you tried to trade up with?
Like the Bargnani tape you tried to trade up with?
Like the weight was lifted.
Like the weight was lifted.
Like, who are these guys?
Like, who are these guys?
Listen to him. Listen to your daddy.
Listen to him. Listen to your daddy.
Listen, Dad, he's a 19 year old, 7 footer with a 35 foot range and a guard's handle.
Listen, Dad, he's a 19 year old, 7 footer with a 35 foot range and a guard's handle.
Look at him go!
Look at him go!
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at the berries.
Look at the berries.
Look at this pool. Check it out.
Look at this pool. Check it out.
Look at this. Look at this.
Look at this. Look at this.
Look good, man! Cruz ing!
Look good, man! Cruz ing!
Look what I got.
Look what I got.
Look who's here.
Look who's here.
Look, nobody's safe now.
Look, nobody's safe now.
Look. She likes me.
Look. She likes me.
Looking good.
Looking good.
Looks like a guy that could impact winning at our level.
Looks like a guy that could impact winning at our level.
Looks like you already did.
Looks like you already did.
Lot of front office.
Lot of front office.
Love it with your whole heart?
Love it with your whole heart?
Mama, don't.
Mama, don't.
Mama, la niña.
Mama, la niña.
Manu coming off the bench. That's this. That's you.
Manu coming off the bench. That's this. That's you.
Marlon Daly. I can't believe you remember that.
Marlon Daly. I can't believe you remember that.
Me and Leon.
Me and Leon.
Me and... Me and T.
Me and... Me and T.
Me?
Me?
Mi nombre Stanley Sugerman.
Mi nombre Stanley Sugerman.
Mi roble.
Mi roble.
Midway through the second half, 20 points, 20 assists.
Midway through the second half, 20 points, 20 assists.
Minute forty four with room to spare, baby! Yes!
Minute forty four with room to spare, baby! Yes!
Mm hmm. I paid the bus driver.
Mm hmm. I paid the bus driver.
Mm mm. I bet it's the kid. Lucia.
Mm mm. I bet it's the kid. Lucia.
Mm.
Mm.
Mom, no one uses filters.
Mom, no one uses filters.
More important than making a shot is how you handle missing a shot.
More important than making a shot is how you handle missing a shot.
Move it around.
Move it around.
Move out the way.
Move out the way.
Mr. Cruz Missile.
Mr. Cruz Missile.
Mr. Sugerman's selfish behavior has been part of his track record.
Mr. Sugerman's selfish behavior has been part of his track record.
My bad. It's the Boa now.
My bad. It's the Boa now.
My doctor friend?
My doctor friend?
My father always appreciated your honesty. I'm working on it. I really am.
My father always appreciated your honesty. I'm working on it. I really am.
My grandma died.
My grandma died.
My hand?
My hand?
My man Bo.
My man Bo.
My strong oak tree.
My strong oak tree.
My whole life.
My whole life.
My wife made them, so they're healthy. You can eat the whole thing.
My wife made them, so they're healthy. You can eat the whole thing.
My wife says hi. My wife says hello.
My wife says hi. My wife says hello.
Nah.
Nah.
Never back down.
Never back down.
Never back down.
Never back down.
Next, please.
Next, please.
Nice suit, Stan.
Nice suit, Stan.
Nice vision.
Nice vision.
Nice.
Nice.
No big deal, moving on.
No big deal, moving on.
No more secrets from now on, all right?
No more secrets from now on, all right?
No press. Just players and front office.
No press. Just players and front office.
No problem. Just bring us back home a championship, right?
No problem. Just bring us back home a championship, right?
No side hugs for them. That's just for me? I love that.
No side hugs for them. That's just for me? I love that.
No stopping. Got nothing for you.
No stopping. Got nothing for you.
No stopping. No quitting. No quitting. Let's go.
No stopping. No quitting. No quitting. Let's go.
No, 'cause I never wanted to feel that feeling again.
No, 'cause I never wanted to feel that feeling again.
No, can't have your arm straight like that.
No, can't have your arm straight like that.
No, I didn't…
No, I didn't…
No, I'm gonna keep my seat on the board.
No, I'm gonna keep my seat on the board.
No, it won't.
No, it won't.
No, man.
No, man.
No, no, no, I didn't.
No, no, no, I didn't.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. We... We can't.
No, no, no. We... We can't.
No, she can't.
No, she can't.
No, that's going to get me in trouble.
No, that's going to get me in trouble.
No, well, I don't trust the big one. He's beating people up.
No, well, I don't trust the big one. He's beating people up.
No, you can't. Why can't she?
No, you can't. Why can't she?
No? I'll keep thinking.
No? I'll keep thinking.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Bo Cruz has no affiliation with the 76ers.
No. Bo Cruz has no affiliation with the 76ers.
No. No, no. But all weekend long, it's just you, your history books.
No. No, no. But all weekend long, it's just you, your history books.
Nobody knows about him.
Nobody knows about him.
Not a side hug. What's with the side hug? When did you stop hugging me?
Not a side hug. What's with the side hug? When did you stop hugging me?
Not for long if Stan is calling me about you.
Not for long if Stan is calling me about you.
Nothing affects this young man. I like that. Hey. Nice.
Nothing affects this young man. I like that. Hey. Nice.
Nothing was good about tonight.
Nothing was good about tonight.
Nothing, kid. He's gotta tell himself.
Nothing, kid. He's gotta tell himself.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. It's fine.
Nothing. It's fine.
Nothing. See you tomorrow.
Nothing. See you tomorrow.
Now you like the Cruz Missile?
Now you like the Cruz Missile?
Now, see how he explodes. Explodes. You gotta explode right off.
Now, see how he explodes. Explodes. You gotta explode right off.
Nowhere. I just work construction.
Nowhere. I just work construction.
Number 22. Double Deuce.
Number 22. Double Deuce.
Obsession is gonna beat talent every time.
Obsession is gonna beat talent every time.
Of course he's nervous, but I told him the whole Clyde Drexler
Of course he's nervous, but I told him the whole Clyde Drexler
Of course there's a list. Look.
Of course there's a list. Look.
Of course, I hated being away from home,
Of course, I hated being away from home,
Of course, I watched. Kid's impressive.
Of course, I watched. Kid's impressive.
Of winning an NBA championship by any means necessary.
Of winning an NBA championship by any means necessary.
Offensively, there's a lot to like, but I don't think...
Offensively, there's a lot to like, but I don't think...
Offer me, like, crazy money,
Offer me, like, crazy money,
Oh oh!
Oh oh!
Oh, all right.
Oh, all right.
Oh, hey, that's my kid.
Oh, hey, that's my kid.
Oh, I'm not worried about all those other kids. I'm worried about you.
Oh, I'm not worried about all those other kids. I'm worried about you.
Oh, look how scared he is!
Oh, look how scared he is!
Oh, me, oh my, Mark Jackson right down the throat.
Oh, me, oh my, Mark Jackson right down the throat.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
Oh, no, he's not lost. He moved to Portugal with whore.
Oh, no, he's not lost. He moved to Portugal with whore.
Oh, okay. I see what's going on. That's your mom.
Oh, okay. I see what's going on. That's your mom.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we're going to be here a lot, bud. Let's go!
Oh, we're going to be here a lot, bud. Let's go!
Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
Oh, yeah, Bo Cruz.
Oh, yeah, Bo Cruz.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, you can.
Oh, yes, you can.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Stop that shit!
Oh! Stop that shit!
Oh! That's how you take it to the rim.
Oh! That's how you take it to the rim.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Well, whatever.
Oh. Well, whatever.
Oh… shit.
Oh… shit.
Okay, good. Look around. Who's open? Be patient. Now! Attack! Go! Go! Go!
Okay, good. Look around. Who's open? Be patient. Now! Attack! Go! Go! Go!
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here's what we'll do.
Okay, here's what we'll do.
Okay, it was me. Fuck.
Okay, it was me. Fuck.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, retreat. Yeah, that's good, man. That's it. Wait.
Okay, retreat. Yeah, that's good, man. That's it. Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, so that's time.
Okay. All right, so that's time.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Anyways, I got some good news.
Okay. Anyways, I got some good news.
Okay. Bring out the big guy.
Okay. Bring out the big guy.
Okay. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Okay. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Okay. Good to see you, son. You be aggressive tonight.
Okay. Good to see you, son. You be aggressive tonight.
Okay. Goodbye.
Okay. Goodbye.
Okay. I love you. I'm gonna watch the game.
Okay. I love you. I'm gonna watch the game.
Okay. I'm gonna go to Spain. I'll be right back, guys.
Okay. I'm gonna go to Spain. I'll be right back, guys.
Okay. Lucia, go easy on the Pringles.
Okay. Lucia, go easy on the Pringles.
Okay. This ain't Europe, baby.
Okay. This ain't Europe, baby.
Okay. Well, then, soccer is good.
Okay. Well, then, soccer is good.
Okay. Yes, sir.
Okay. Yes, sir.
Olé, bitch!
Olé, bitch!
Olé, bitch.
Olé, bitch.
On top of the porn addiction, yes.
On top of the porn addiction, yes.
On your left, Bo. On it.
On your left, Bo. On it.
On your right! Kick his ass!
On your right! Kick his ass!
One night, after a game at Villanova, we went to a party.
One night, after a game at Villanova, we went to a party.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oop.
Oop.
Open run. Last minute, very hush hush.
Open run. Last minute, very hush hush.
Our in house counsel, he met you at the airport.
Our in house counsel, he met you at the airport.
Owner of the Sixers, has passed away tonight.
Owner of the Sixers, has passed away tonight.
Pass clean. Pass clean.
Pass clean. Pass clean.
Pay me.
Pay me.
People are excited to see what you're gonna do tomorrow.
People are excited to see what you're gonna do tomorrow.
Phone home.
Phone home.
Play hard, all right? Don't tell these guys I'm pulling for you.
Play hard, all right? Don't tell these guys I'm pulling for you.
Players are gonna try to get in your head every time you step on the court.
Players are gonna try to get in your head every time you step on the court.
Playing checkers, she falls down.
Playing checkers, she falls down.
Please don't go.
Please don't go.
Please. Please, please pick up. Pick up.
Please. Please, please pick up. Pick up.
Porno? It wasn't me.
Porno? It wasn't me.
Psst, Stanley. Stanley. Here.
Psst, Stanley. Stanley. Here.
Pump it.
Pump it.
Pump those arms.
Pump those arms.
Push it! Catch that prick!
Push it! Catch that prick!
Push it! Get into the next gear! Go! Go! Go!
Push it! Get into the next gear! Go! Go! Go!
Push! Go right through him! That's it!
Push! Go right through him! That's it!
Push. Let's go! Yes!
Push. Let's go! Yes!
Put your forearm into T's back, all right?
Put your forearm into T's back, all right?
Ray Hancock can't stop working his ass off.
Ray Hancock can't stop working his ass off.
Referring to the highlights his mother put together?
Referring to the highlights his mother put together?
Relax. Gonna take my phone too?
Relax. Gonna take my phone too?
Remember exercise?
Remember exercise?
Remember me playing like that again?
Remember me playing like that again?
Remember our freshman year, we were playing at Gonzaga,
Remember our freshman year, we were playing at Gonzaga,
Rex loved you, man.
Rex loved you, man.
Rex, you want to win now, or in three years?
Rex, you want to win now, or in three years?
Rex, you're right. I should have pushed back more.
Rex, you're right. I should have pushed back more.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Right on time.
Right on time.
Right through it! And, Bo!
Right through it! And, Bo!
Right through. Finish that shit. Whoa! That was nice. Okay.
Right through. Finish that shit. Whoa! That was nice. Okay.
Right! So, you do make mistakes!
Right! So, you do make mistakes!
Right.
Right.
Right. Okay.
Right. Okay.
Right. We played together in college.
Right. We played together in college.
Rise and shine, Marine!
Rise and shine, Marine!
Roble? Que es "roble"?
Roble? Que es "roble"?
Ron Artest?
Ron Artest?
Run for me. Let's go.
Run for me. Let's go.
Run.
Run.
Settle.
Settle.
Shake that off. Shake it off.
Shake that off. Shake it off.
She called me an old man. Yes, I am an old man.
She called me an old man. Yes, I am an old man.
She didn't wanna share custody anymore.
She didn't wanna share custody anymore.
She doesn't talk to me anymore. Hang on. Hang on.
She doesn't talk to me anymore. Hang on. Hang on.
She has your eyes.
She has your eyes.
She never finished her presentation on the Homestead Act.
She never finished her presentation on the Homestead Act.
She probably shackin' it up with somebody else.
She probably shackin' it up with somebody else.
She told me it was her boyfriend.
She told me it was her boyfriend.
She was actually excited about something for a change.
She was actually excited about something for a change.
She's good. She didn't have to put her name on your… But that's fine.
She's good. She didn't have to put her name on your… But that's fine.
Shit sounds wack.
Shit sounds wack.
Shit, he was playing too. God damn it.
Shit, he was playing too. God damn it.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Shit. What? What shit you talking about?
Shit. What? What shit you talking about?
Shit's gonna go wrong. So what?
Shit's gonna go wrong. So what?
Sir, I need you to come with me.
Sir, I need you to come with me.
Sixers are paying, don't worry.
Sixers are paying, don't worry.
Smells good.
Smells good.
So all these are for my mom and my daughter.
So all these are for my mom and my daughter.
So as you take the cone in and place it down,
So as you take the cone in and place it down,
So how long has our boy been off the injury reserve list?
So how long has our boy been off the injury reserve list?
So how's this?
So how's this?
So I want you to meet Coach Scariolo.
So I want you to meet Coach Scariolo.
So I'm asking you now for something! Please help me!
So I'm asking you now for something! Please help me!
So it says in my files, you're 22 years old.
So it says in my files, you're 22 years old.
So it's like a real tryout?
So it's like a real tryout?
So keep this between us. I'll cover your hours.
So keep this between us. I'll cover your hours.
So let me ask you again. Do you love this game?
So let me ask you again. Do you love this game?
So many kids are applying to film schools.
So many kids are applying to film schools.
So my brother's going to be taking over the team.
So my brother's going to be taking over the team.
So Rex, this is for you.
So Rex, this is for you.
So Stanley's not coming to dinner?
So Stanley's not coming to dinner?
So tell me your whole story from the top.
So tell me your whole story from the top.
So tonight's a good thing.
So tonight's a good thing.
So valuable, right?
So valuable, right?
So we're going to get your grades up. Together. Okay.
So we're going to get your grades up. Together. Okay.
So we're gonna do this.
So we're gonna do this.
So what are you saying? He has a hairy face.
So what are you saying? He has a hairy face.
So what do you think?
So what do you think?
So what you gonna do, Sugerbear?
So what you gonna do, Sugerbear?
So what's not to like, Stanley?
So what's not to like, Stanley?
So when are you taking this, what's his name again?
So when are you taking this, what's his name again?
So you can be you.
So you can be you.
So you play like you did yesterday, at the combine, you'll be a lock.
So you play like you did yesterday, at the combine, you'll be a lock.
So you see this hill?
So you see this hill?
So you're just gonna give up on your dream?
So you're just gonna give up on your dream?
So you're just gonna go out there, and you're gonna shine, Bo Cruz.
So you're just gonna go out there, and you're gonna shine, Bo Cruz.
So, anyway, Mrs. Sugerman, tell me how you met this guy.
So, anyway, Mrs. Sugerman, tell me how you met this guy.
So, guys, here's the deal.
So, guys, here's the deal.
So, have you ever been away from her this long?
So, have you ever been away from her this long?
So, he got into the combine, and he's not excited?
So, he got into the combine, and he's not excited?
So, here's what's going to happen. You're the bull.
So, here's what's going to happen. You're the bull.
So, how do you think you did?
So, how do you think you did?
So, I was on the women's track team, and we had a meet at Virginia Tech,
So, I was on the women's track team, and we had a meet at Virginia Tech,
So, I'm not drafting Haas.
So, I'm not drafting Haas.
So, if Sixers weren't paying, who was paying?
So, if Sixers weren't paying, who was paying?
So, let's do this.
So, let's do this.
So, uh, take 20 threes. Every miss, you're gonna run the bleachers.
So, uh, take 20 threes. Every miss, you're gonna run the bleachers.
So, Vince, is it true the Sixers brought in Bo Cruz,
So, Vince, is it true the Sixers brought in Bo Cruz,
So, what are you doing here?
So, what are you doing here?
So, what happened to your hand?
So, what happened to your hand?
So, where are you from?
So, where are you from?
So…
So…
Soccer is awful.
Soccer is awful.
Some people don't get one. Just keep falling.
Some people don't get one. Just keep falling.
Somebody did his homework, unlike somebody else.
Somebody did his homework, unlike somebody else.
Somebody gets a shot off him and can hit the rim,
Somebody gets a shot off him and can hit the rim,
Somebody tried to insult me. They called me short or slow or chubby.
Somebody tried to insult me. They called me short or slow or chubby.
Son of a thousand sluts.
Son of a thousand sluts.
Sorry I couldn't get you guys all on the same flight.
Sorry I couldn't get you guys all on the same flight.
Sorry, but I had to bring him.
Sorry, but I had to bring him.
Sorry, I didn't make it happen for you sooner.
Sorry, I didn't make it happen for you sooner.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Spain.
Spain.
Stan, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack.
Stan, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack.
Stan.
Stan.
Stan's kid getting a lesson here.
Stan's kid getting a lesson here.
Stanley been working on his Spanish.
Stanley been working on his Spanish.
Stanley knows how to fuck up his life.
Stanley knows how to fuck up his life.
Stanley sat next to me for three hours, the entire ride home,
Stanley sat next to me for three hours, the entire ride home,
Stanley, it's 4:10, man.
Stanley, it's 4:10, man.
Stanley, it's not about the last play.
Stanley, it's not about the last play.
Stanley, what you want, man?
Stanley, what you want, man?
Stanley!
Stanley!
Stanley.
Stanley.
Stay low. Handle the pressure. Let's go. Grab that.
Stay low. Handle the pressure. Let's go. Grab that.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Step back three. Really can't guard me, bro.
Step back three. Really can't guard me, bro.
Stepping up to set this pick.
Stepping up to set this pick.
Still stupid.
Still stupid.
Strong like bull, huh?
Strong like bull, huh?
Sunday night, I want a TED Talk on the Homestead Act.
Sunday night, I want a TED Talk on the Homestead Act.
Superstars don't carry their own bags. I got this.
Superstars don't carry their own bags. I got this.
Swollen. Not gonna play. What am I doing here, then?
Swollen. Not gonna play. What am I doing here, then?
Take him out. Give him a rest.
Take him out. Give him a rest.
Take your money.
Take your money.
Taking me to see basketball or a cockfight?
Taking me to see basketball or a cockfight?
Talk about Zeke? He's going one. We're out.
Talk about Zeke? He's going one. We're out.
Talk about Zeke.
Talk about Zeke.
Te quiero, papá.
Te quiero, papá.
Tell her to shack it up with me.
Tell her to shack it up with me.
Tell him to rinse the containers, so I can reuse them.
Tell him to rinse the containers, so I can reuse them.
Teresa will kick the shit out of me.
Teresa will kick the shit out of me.
Thank you so much, Dirk, and say hi to your grandmother for me.
Thank you so much, Dirk, and say hi to your grandmother for me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks, Khris.
Thanks, Khris.
Thanks, pal.
Thanks, pal.
That a baby!
That a baby!
That a baby!
That a baby!
That doesn't work anymore.
That doesn't work anymore.
That he'd actually faint.
That he'd actually faint.
That idiot's talking about trading Embiid? Are you kidding me?
That idiot's talking about trading Embiid? Are you kidding me?
That nickname is stupid.
That nickname is stupid.
That video has, like, two million views.
That video has, like, two million views.
That was a bullshit foul.
That was a bullshit foul.
That was funny.
That was funny.
That was some awful…
That was some awful…
That was the best month of my life.
That was the best month of my life.
That was you? Sorry. Just…
That was you? Sorry. Just…
That wasn't him. That wasn't even close to him.
That wasn't him. That wasn't even close to him.
That you can't keep your cool.
That you can't keep your cool.
That your little girl over there? What's her name?
That your little girl over there? What's her name?
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's Dr. J. He's not a real doctor.
That's Dr. J. He's not a real doctor.
That's for my daughter, Lucia.
That's for my daughter, Lucia.
That's good.
That's good.
That's if you're in the game, T. I wasn't even in the game.
That's if you're in the game, T. I wasn't even in the game.
That's it, all in the wrist. Come on. Lower the hip.
That's it, all in the wrist. Come on. Lower the hip.
That's it, brother! Yes, sir!
That's it, brother! Yes, sir!
That's it, man. That's it. I like it.
That's it, man. That's it. I like it.
That's it!
That's it!
That's it! Okay, nice. We're cooking. Last one.
That's it! Okay, nice. We're cooking. Last one.
That's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it!
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. Back. Pass.
That's it. Back. Pass.
That's it. Go. Go, go, go.
That's it. Go. Go, go, go.
That's it. Nice.
That's it. Nice.
That's it. Yes, sir.
That's it. Yes, sir.
That's my money.
That's my money.
That's right. You see, this is mi amigo, amigo.
That's right. You see, this is mi amigo, amigo.
That's right. You told me that. My bad.
That's right. You told me that. My bad.
That's the reason I brought you in, because you never took anybody's shit.
That's the reason I brought you in, because you never took anybody's shit.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what you got out of this.
That's what you got out of this.
The big dude is hustling you!
The big dude is hustling you!
The Boa needs to get to the combine.
The Boa needs to get to the combine.
The combine? I'm in the combine?
The combine? I'm in the combine?
The combine's in a month and a half.
The combine's in a month and a half.
The combine's in six weeks.
The combine's in six weeks.
The Cruz Missile!
The Cruz Missile!
The day we arrived,
The day we arrived,
The Double Deuce told me a lot about you, man.
The Double Deuce told me a lot about you, man.
The gym coach was smart.
The gym coach was smart.
The hips low. Yeah. Right. Use that.
The hips low. Yeah. Right. Use that.
The kid can defend all five positions.
The kid can defend all five positions.
The kid hasn't played organized basketball in eight years.
The kid hasn't played organized basketball in eight years.
The kid is… special.
The kid is… special.
The local temperature is 30 degrees Celsius…
The local temperature is 30 degrees Celsius…
The only thing in your way is that big brain of yours.
The only thing in your way is that big brain of yours.
The owner loved it.
The owner loved it.
The reason I'm asking… He's speaking English?
The reason I'm asking… He's speaking English?
The Sixers don't know you stashed him.
The Sixers don't know you stashed him.
The Sixers will send something nice for her.
The Sixers will send something nice for her.
The whole city saw it.
The whole city saw it.
The whole idea is to give young bucks a place to shine.
The whole idea is to give young bucks a place to shine.
Then what the fuck are you still talking to me for?
Then what the fuck are you still talking to me for?
Then who was it?
Then who was it?
There a place around here I can shoot some hoop?
There a place around here I can shoot some hoop?
There was nobody like him.
There was nobody like him.
There was only one guy who knew what I was capable of, and he died.
There was only one guy who knew what I was capable of, and he died.
There's 450 NBA players, another 100 just waiting to get called up.
There's 450 NBA players, another 100 just waiting to get called up.
There's a reason for that.
There's a reason for that.
There's no room for growth. I still want to coach.
There's no room for growth. I still want to coach.
There's one.
There's one.
There's two weeks left to the combine. We gotta get rolling.
There's two weeks left to the combine. We gotta get rolling.
These guys are being nice. They're gonna let you play with 'em.
These guys are being nice. They're gonna let you play with 'em.
These guys behind us are drooling over him.
These guys behind us are drooling over him.
They also mentioned they'd love you to stop with the porno.
They also mentioned they'd love you to stop with the porno.
They call you that 'cause you swallow anything, right?
They call you that 'cause you swallow anything, right?
They can't guard me.
They can't guard me.
They can't kill you if you're already dead.
They can't kill you if you're already dead.
They got him labeled now. "Violent kid from a violent neighborhood."
They got him labeled now. "Violent kid from a violent neighborhood."
They have nightmares and eczema.
They have nightmares and eczema.
They live check to check, so I had to. He's got a daughter to support.
They live check to check, so I had to. He's got a daughter to support.
They mean everything to me.
They mean everything to me.
They put John Stockton on me?
They put John Stockton on me?
They scored a couple times, but I think I did pretty good.
They scored a couple times, but I think I did pretty good.
They still feeding you pudding?
They still feeding you pudding?
They still pay me to come.
They still pay me to come.
They tease him. The… The movie with the little alien.
They tease him. The… The movie with the little alien.
They'll pay you for sure.
They'll pay you for sure.
They're better off when he's on the bench.
They're better off when he's on the bench.
They're not going to pick me.
They're not going to pick me.
Think you can stop me?
Think you can stop me?
This guy is as if Scottie Pippen and a wolf had a baby,
This guy is as if Scottie Pippen and a wolf had a baby,
This guy? Yeah, I've seen him play. He's got a lot of talent. He's got it all.
This guy? Yeah, I've seen him play. He's got a lot of talent. He's got it all.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna hurt him. This is a problem. Kermit's really…
This is gonna hurt him. This is a problem. Kermit's really…
This is very, very good.
This is very, very good.
This is your captain speaking.
This is your captain speaking.
This kid Bo Cruz is special.
This kid Bo Cruz is special.
This Philly thing, there's room to grow there?
This Philly thing, there's room to grow there?
This video is trending again.
This video is trending again.
This was before your time,
This was before your time,
Those fans are gonna blow it at you, so you gotta escape trouble, quick.
Those fans are gonna blow it at you, so you gotta escape trouble, quick.
Three games this guy didn't show up to, they won.
Three games this guy didn't show up to, they won.
Three guys were running at you full tilt for five minutes straight,
Three guys were running at you full tilt for five minutes straight,
Three shots, he'll never hit the rim.
Three shots, he'll never hit the rim.
Tie game! Next point wins!
Tie game! Next point wins!
Time out!
Time out!
Time to get back out there and keep looking.
Time to get back out there and keep looking.
To be champion requires sacrifice.
To be champion requires sacrifice.
To stop Leon from flying through the windshield.
To stop Leon from flying through the windshield.
To the red. Then to me. Let's pick it up. You got to be faster.
To the red. Then to me. Let's pick it up. You got to be faster.
To your Philadelphia 76ers!
To your Philadelphia 76ers!
Tomorrow, they're gonna be watching you. Every move you make, the camera's on you.
Tomorrow, they're gonna be watching you. Every move you make, the camera's on you.
Trabajo, eh, NBA…
Trabajo, eh, NBA…
Track two. Go. Push this little asshole, come on!
Track two. Go. Push this little asshole, come on!
Trae drives it all the way and lays it in.
Trae drives it all the way and lays it in.
Trae. Trae. Trae.
Trae. Trae. Trae.
Try not to whack off while I'm gone.
Try not to whack off while I'm gone.
Trying to think of something to say to you besides "I'm sorry."
Trying to think of something to say to you besides "I'm sorry."
Twenty pavos for three shots.
Twenty pavos for three shots.
Twenty two, he goes to his right, he wants to get to the rim.
Twenty two, he goes to his right, he wants to get to the rim.
Twenty two? I see you.
Twenty two? I see you.
Two hundred dollars' worth of Pringles? These are meals for the week.
Two hundred dollars' worth of Pringles? These are meals for the week.
Tyrese, if you can turn a corner, shoot it.
Tyrese, if you can turn a corner, shoot it.
Uh huh!
Uh huh!
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. What? What did he say?
Uh huh. What? What did he say?
Uh… I don't want to start a riot back here. It's cool, thanks.
Uh… I don't want to start a riot back here. It's cool, thanks.
Uh… Mom… Madre… Hi.
Uh… Mom… Madre… Hi.
Uncle Connie's office. Dad was so excited for you.
Uncle Connie's office. Dad was so excited for you.
Unhinge that jaw. Hey.
Unhinge that jaw. Hey.
Uno momento. I have an idea.
Uno momento. I have an idea.
Very good.
Very good.
Very impressive. Tell him.
Very impressive. Tell him.
Vin came to see me last week.
Vin came to see me last week.
Vin is gonna share the throne with you?
Vin is gonna share the throne with you?
Vin, this kid is the new Freak.
Vin, this kid is the new Freak.
Vin's going to run the day to day.
Vin's going to run the day to day.
Vince, we loved your father. Thank you for bringing this story to us.
Vince, we loved your father. Thank you for bringing this story to us.
Vouching for this guy.
Vouching for this guy.
Was his gym coach idea to do basketball.
Was his gym coach idea to do basketball.
We all have stuff from our past,
We all have stuff from our past,
We call her Pollito. It means little chicken.
We call her Pollito. It means little chicken.
We certainly have heard a lot about you from Stanley, and Oscar Morales.
We certainly have heard a lot about you from Stanley, and Oscar Morales.
We did it!
We did it!
We do everything.
We do everything.
We don't roll like that out here.
We don't roll like that out here.
We got one, baby!
We got one, baby!
We got one!
We got one!
We got to get you ready.
We got to get you ready.
We gotta get right through this. Don't think about it.
We gotta get right through this. Don't think about it.
We had to bum a ride home with those fools.
We had to bum a ride home with those fools.
We know he's gonna be an NBA star,
We know he's gonna be an NBA star,
We take the right one home from the hospital?
We take the right one home from the hospital?
We'll get there.
We'll get there.
We'll get your name in the draft.
We'll get your name in the draft.
We'll give you 1,000 bucks. What do you say?
We'll give you 1,000 bucks. What do you say?
We'll have fun, but we're gonna kick your ass today.
We'll have fun, but we're gonna kick your ass today.
We'll work on you driving in and escaping out.
We'll work on you driving in and escaping out.
We're doing this 'cause nobody else is doing this.
We're doing this 'cause nobody else is doing this.
We're going to have some fun.
We're going to have some fun.
We're going together. Whoo!
We're going together. Whoo!
We're gonna come out here every morning till you get the top, running, minute 45.
We're gonna come out here every morning till you get the top, running, minute 45.
We're gonna do this, we actually got to do this now.
We're gonna do this, we actually got to do this now.
We're good.
We're good.
We're moving forward. Let's go again, though.
We're moving forward. Let's go again, though.
We're working on it. He's young. We're going to get him there.
We're working on it. He's young. We're going to get him there.
We've all seen the tape.
We've all seen the tape.
We've been watching Kermit since his AAU days.
We've been watching Kermit since his AAU days.
We've done the modeling. He checks every box.
We've done the modeling. He checks every box.
We've done this a hundred times. It's just another workout.
We've done this a hundred times. It's just another workout.
Welcome back. Welcome back. Okay.
Welcome back. Welcome back. Okay.
Welcome to America.
Welcome to America.
Welcome to Mallorca, Spain.
Welcome to Mallorca, Spain.
Well, here I am delivering him for no money.
Well, here I am delivering him for no money.
Well, I can.
Well, I can.
Well, luckily, Philadelphia sports fans are calm, reasonable people.
Well, luckily, Philadelphia sports fans are calm, reasonable people.
Well, maybe he's just sad.
Well, maybe he's just sad.
Well, now we gotta win.
Well, now we gotta win.
Well, remember that video you showed me of your doctor friend?
Well, remember that video you showed me of your doctor friend?
Well, Stan can ball. You do know he can handle the rock.
Well, Stan can ball. You do know he can handle the rock.
Well, you're not looking, but you're going to look soon,
Well, you're not looking, but you're going to look soon,
What a pleasure.
What a pleasure.
What are you gonna do? Walk to Spain? Just please, let me...
What are you gonna do? Walk to Spain? Just please, let me...
What are you gonna say to him?
What are you gonna say to him?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What are you still standing here for? Let's go.
What are you still standing here for? Let's go.
What can I do?
What can I do?
What do you mean your money?
What do you mean your money?
What do you think of the Cruz Missile as a nickname for...
What do you think of the Cruz Missile as a nickname for...
What else is bothering you? Tell me.
What else is bothering you? Tell me.
What happened here? Was there something wrong with this?
What happened here? Was there something wrong with this?
What happened? Were you on me? Always on the money, sweetheart.
What happened? Were you on me? Always on the money, sweetheart.
What is Kermit Wilts doing here? The guy's a lock at two.
What is Kermit Wilts doing here? The guy's a lock at two.
What is this yellow thing?
What is this yellow thing?
What kind of advice do you have for this guy?
What kind of advice do you have for this guy?
What kind of ballplayer... I'll answer that question.
What kind of ballplayer... I'll answer that question.
What the fuck did you do to the minibar?
What the fuck did you do to the minibar?
What you do for us.
What you do for us.
What you got? Let's go.
What you got? Let's go.
What you want?
What you want?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Did that sound dirty or something?
What? Did that sound dirty or something?
What? I thought you said you could get it done.
What? I thought you said you could get it done.
What? It's true, she knows. After his father left…
What? It's true, she knows. After his father left…
What? No.
What? No.
What'd he say? Because I'm what? He made a fat joke?
What'd he say? Because I'm what? He made a fat joke?
What's all this?
What's all this?
What's going on with school? How's that going?
What's going on with school? How's that going?
What's he gonna tell me?
What's he gonna tell me?
What's up, Oscar? What happened?
What's up, Oscar? What happened?
What's your name, kid?
What's your name, kid?
When are you taking Bo across the river to train with the team?
When are you taking Bo across the river to train with the team?
When he puts it together, he will be top ten in the league.
When he puts it together, he will be top ten in the league.
When he was still small.
When he was still small.
When he was ten years old,
When he was ten years old,
When I first saw you here…
When I first saw you here…
When I looked back up, I saw a telephone pole.
When I looked back up, I saw a telephone pole.
When I played college ball, every time I took a shot,
When I played college ball, every time I took a shot,
When is your kid coming in?
When is your kid coming in?
When Lucia was two…
When Lucia was two…
When we were teaching my daughter to walk, she got up this hill faster than you.
When we were teaching my daughter to walk, she got up this hill faster than you.
When you train for a marathon,
When you train for a marathon,
When you walk on that court, you have to think, "I am the best guy out there."
When you walk on that court, you have to think, "I am the best guy out there."
Where's her mama anyway? How come she ain't here?
Where's her mama anyway? How come she ain't here?
Where's her mom at?
Where's her mom at?
Whew. We've got a lot of work to do, baby.
Whew. We've got a lot of work to do, baby.
Who has a history of assault, to play in the combine?
Who has a history of assault, to play in the combine?
Who is this? How'd you get this number?
Who is this? How'd you get this number?
Who you guarding? Nobody!
Who you guarding? Nobody!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Don't stop. To the top.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Don't stop. To the top.
Whoa! Whoo hoo!
Whoa! Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why did you look at me when you said that?
Why did you look at me when you said that?
Why don't you come and just be an agent with me?
Why don't you come and just be an agent with me?
Why not?
Why not?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Why you follow me here, you fucking crazy?
Why you follow me here, you fucking crazy?
Will you... Yes. Ryan!
Will you... Yes. Ryan!
Willy, José, Pierre. Bo Cruz.
Willy, José, Pierre. Bo Cruz.
Willy, you're off the team.
Willy, you're off the team.
With another three point basket, his third of the game.
With another three point basket, his third of the game.
With some guys on your level tomorrow.
With some guys on your level tomorrow.
With the cheese or with the whole thing?
With the cheese or with the whole thing?
With us, he'll adapt.
With us, he'll adapt.
Worked every day.
Worked every day.
Worry? Why would I worry?
Worry? Why would I worry?
Wow, what a lovely welcome home. I missed you guys too.
Wow, what a lovely welcome home. I missed you guys too.
Y'all like bull fights over there, right?
Y'all like bull fights over there, right?
Yeah, but each one is different.
Yeah, but each one is different.
Yeah, but you got five cheese steaks.
Yeah, but you got five cheese steaks.
Yeah, I know it's tough.
Yeah, I know it's tough.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Mark. Yeah.
Yeah, Mark. Yeah.
Yeah, maybe you.
Yeah, maybe you.
Yeah, so I wanna talk to you about the tab.
Yeah, so I wanna talk to you about the tab.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, they met. Go get laced up, bud.
Yeah, they met. Go get laced up, bud.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you do that.
Yeah, you do that.
Yeah, you should put your phone away, though, because you're driving.
Yeah, you should put your phone away, though, because you're driving.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Rocky!
Yeah! Rocky!
Yeah! Yeah, suck it, baby!
Yeah! Yeah, suck it, baby!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He wanted to call his daughter.
Yeah. He wanted to call his daughter.
Yeah. I got to make the rounds. I appreciate you.
Yeah. I got to make the rounds. I appreciate you.
Yeah. Right. I looked it up so I can insult you, my friend.
Yeah. Right. I looked it up so I can insult you, my friend.
Yeah. She does. They're beautiful.
Yeah. She does. They're beautiful.
Yeah. Stay low. Low. Low. Low. Low.
Yeah. Stay low. Low. Low. Low. Low.
Yeah. We're all very excited about him. This is something I should have caught.
Yeah. We're all very excited about him. This is something I should have caught.
Yeah. Whores get paid. She gives that fat ass out for free.
Yeah. Whores get paid. She gives that fat ass out for free.
Yeah. Yes, NBA contract of any kind is maximum, no?
Yeah. Yes, NBA contract of any kind is maximum, no?
Yep! That's it!
Yep! That's it!
Yes, but we don't eat $9 Pringles. A man must have a code.
Yes, but we don't eat $9 Pringles. A man must have a code.
Yes, I know. I know.
Yes, I know. I know.
Yes, I'm 22 years old.
Yes, I'm 22 years old.
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. All right. I deserved that.
Yes. All right. I deserved that.
Yo soy un basketball scout.
Yo soy un basketball scout.
Yo, Bo Cruz. I wish I had you on my Rutgers team in the '70s.
Yo, Bo Cruz. I wish I had you on my Rutgers team in the '70s.
Yo, check this out.
Yo, check this out.
Yo, Doc! Say "what's up" for my story!
Yo, Doc! Say "what's up" for my story!
Yo, Double Deuce, I heard you back on that road, man.
Yo, Double Deuce, I heard you back on that road, man.
Yo, excuse me. No, no, he's with me. He's with me.
Yo, excuse me. No, no, he's with me. He's with me.
Yo, get some sneakers on.
Yo, get some sneakers on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Did it start yet?
Yo, yo, yo, yo. Did it start yet?
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo. Greg. Greg.
Yo. Greg. Greg.
Yo. Leon. Thanks for getting back so quickly.
Yo. Leon. Thanks for getting back so quickly.
Yo. That's my friend Bo Cruz over there. They call him the Boa.
Yo. That's my friend Bo Cruz over there. They call him the Boa.
You absorbed the contact. I need you to finish through the contact.
You absorbed the contact. I need you to finish through the contact.
You against you, baby.
You against you, baby.
You against you. All right?
You against you. All right?
You and me is fucking over! You hear me? Over!
You and me is fucking over! You hear me? Over!
You are as of 30 minutes ago.
You are as of 30 minutes ago.
You are looking at…
You are looking at…
You believe this? He hit 44 out of 50 from the side pocket.
You believe this? He hit 44 out of 50 from the side pocket.
You big piece of shit. Fouling me all game.
You big piece of shit. Fouling me all game.
You can get it done. You just gotta do what you love.
You can get it done. You just gotta do what you love.
You can get more than that. That's it. Stay strong.
You can get more than that. That's it. Stay strong.
You can go to the movie tonight.
You can go to the movie tonight.
You can return it.
You can return it.
You can say goodbye to pro basketball here,
You can say goodbye to pro basketball here,
You can see it's getting to his head.
You can see it's getting to his head.
You can talk to your daughter anytime.
You can talk to your daughter anytime.
You can't let 'em forget.
You can't let 'em forget.
You carry this weight.
You carry this weight.
You check out the efficiency stats I sent?
You check out the efficiency stats I sent?
You come all this way,
You come all this way,
You crushed it.
You crushed it.
You didn't like the kid?
You didn't like the kid?
You do nothing.
You do nothing.
You don't get it. The kid is like if Scottie Pippen and a wolf had a baby.
You don't get it. The kid is like if Scottie Pippen and a wolf had a baby.
You don't get shit, man.
You don't get shit, man.
You don't know?
You don't know?
You don't like that? I thought you'd love that.
You don't like that? I thought you'd love that.
You don't need this.
You don't need this.
You don't run 20 miles the day before the race.
You don't run 20 miles the day before the race.
You don't think I'll look you up on Internet?
You don't think I'll look you up on Internet?
You don't wanna talk to Coach?
You don't wanna talk to Coach?
You fell asleep in the chair.
You fell asleep in the chair.
You get it, right?
You get it, right?
You give Kermit Wilts the business, your whole world's going to change overnight.
You give Kermit Wilts the business, your whole world's going to change overnight.
You got something to say, Stan?
You got something to say, Stan?
You got this shit, go get it.
You got this shit, go get it.
You got to push it, bro. I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit your heels.
You got to push it, bro. I'm telling you, I'm gonna hit your heels.
You gotta be an iceberg out there,
You gotta be an iceberg out there,
You gotta work on your precision, hit small targets out there.
You gotta work on your precision, hit small targets out there.
You know how it works.
You know how it works.
You know how much I love that. Hard work, baby.
You know how much I love that. Hard work, baby.
You know the Sixers, correct?
You know the Sixers, correct?
You know what? He just said the same thing about you.
You know what? He just said the same thing about you.
You know what? I have…
You know what? I have…
You know what's not cool?
You know what's not cool?
You know why they call him that?
You know why they call him that?
You know you like that!
You know you like that!
You know, everybody loves a redemption story.
You know, everybody loves a redemption story.
You live in your perfect world, with your perfect family.
You live in your perfect world, with your perfect family.
You looked lighter,
You looked lighter,
You looked…
You looked…
You might even like me again once you hear it.
You might even like me again once you hear it.
You need a hand up?
You need a hand up?
You need to zoom out so they can see the whole thing.
You need to zoom out so they can see the whole thing.
You played marvelously.
You played marvelously.
You said watch out for this guy. I said nobody looking like
You said watch out for this guy. I said nobody looking like
You should have stopped me again. This is fucking atrocious.
You should have stopped me again. This is fucking atrocious.
You should've told me about all this shit before I called all around the league,
You should've told me about all this shit before I called all around the league,
You shouldn't have backed down to him.
You shouldn't have backed down to him.
You take one bite and you don't eat it all, because if not, you get fat.
You take one bite and you don't eat it all, because if not, you get fat.
You talked about going to film school.
You talked about going to film school.
You think I know that many people? This is all for you, pal.
You think I know that many people? This is all for you, pal.
You think you'll get some love after that bullshit you just pulled?
You think you'll get some love after that bullshit you just pulled?
You told me if I wanted to get back on the bench to find the missing piece.
You told me if I wanted to get back on the bench to find the missing piece.
You told me to quit.
You told me to quit.
You understand English?
You understand English?
You wanna be Bo Cruz, All Star, Hall of Famer.
You wanna be Bo Cruz, All Star, Hall of Famer.
You want me now?
You want me now?
You want to try?
You want to try?
You watch the workout?
You watch the workout?
You? You can never be soft again.
You? You can never be soft again.
You'll find times you go down there, and nothing's open, wait, you'll find it.
You'll find times you go down there, and nothing's open, wait, you'll find it.
You'll take my seat, okay?
You'll take my seat, okay?
You're a clown.
You're a clown.
You're a fantasy for a guy like me.
You're a fantasy for a guy like me.
You're ahead, baby! Now!
You're ahead, baby! Now!
You're an iceberg.
You're an iceberg.
You're bailing on us?
You're bailing on us?
You're going to see this guy, you're gonna freak the fuck out.
You're going to see this guy, you're gonna freak the fuck out.
You're going to see why after you watch the kid play.
You're going to see why after you watch the kid play.
You're gonna Cruz ify them tomorrow. Huh?
You're gonna Cruz ify them tomorrow. Huh?
You're gonna have to pick up the tab on the Spanish kid. I'm not interested.
You're gonna have to pick up the tab on the Spanish kid. I'm not interested.
You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world.
You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world.
You're gonna miss another one of your daughter's birthdays.
You're gonna miss another one of your daughter's birthdays.
You're gonna throw $39 away. I don't know.
You're gonna throw $39 away. I don't know.
You're good. Don't come over here.
You're good. Don't come over here.
You're hot, baby! You're hot.
You're hot, baby! You're hot.
You're just unemployed, spending money on some man I've never...
You're just unemployed, spending money on some man I've never...
You're looking for the big man? He ain't here.
You're looking for the big man? He ain't here.
You're nervous, huh?
You're nervous, huh?
You're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
You're running out of steam, pal!
You're running out of steam, pal!
You're sensitive. I get that. I'm sensitive too.
You're sensitive. I get that. I'm sensitive too.
You're trash.
You're trash.
You're valuable as a coach, you're indispensable as a scout.
You're valuable as a coach, you're indispensable as a scout.
You're voluntarily watching a basketball game.
You're voluntarily watching a basketball game.
You've dealt with adversity your whole goddamn life.
You've dealt with adversity your whole goddamn life.
You've got all the talent in the world, but are you obsessed?
You've got all the talent in the world, but are you obsessed?
You've seen him pass before? I've never seen him pass.
You've seen him pass before? I've never seen him pass.
Your father,
Your father,
Your first year in the league, no calls.
Your first year in the league, no calls.
Your son's gonna kill somebody.
Your son's gonna kill somebody.
Your sweat smells like piss.
Your sweat smells like piss.
2:01! We're getting there, baby! We're on the right track. Let's go!
2:01! We're getting there, baby! We're on the right track. Let's go!
2:22. It's you against you out there.
2:22. It's you against you out there.
3.04.
3.04.
¡Vamos! Hey. Let's go.
¡Vamos! Hey. Let's go.
"Get your ass up! Get your ass here!" That's right.
"Get your ass up! Get your ass here!" That's right.
"How'd she become so lucky?" He's asking. Okay. All right. Story time.
"How'd she become so lucky?" He's asking. Okay. All right. Story time.
"If Scottie and a wolf had a baby..." You saw that?
"If Scottie and a wolf had a baby..." You saw that?
"Together," on three. One, two, three. Together!
"Together," on three. One, two, three. Together!
Absolutely. Hey.
Absolutely. Hey.
AC! AC! We did it. We did it.
AC! AC! We did it. We did it.
Adiós. Bo Cruz.
Adiós. Bo Cruz.
Ah, Jesus. He needs to be very careful.
Ah, Jesus. He needs to be very careful.
Alex. Yes.
Alex. Yes.
All right, big fella. I got it.
All right, big fella. I got it.
All right? All right.
All right? All right.
All right. Show us what you got, fella. Yes, sir.
All right. Show us what you got, fella. Yes, sir.
Always running. Go get 'em.
Always running. Go get 'em.
And how much is the minimum? Minimum salary in the NBA is $900,000.
And how much is the minimum? Minimum salary in the NBA is $900,000.
And how much money will you pay him? To come to Philly?
And how much money will you pay him? To come to Philly?
Big I, what's up? I got a game for you.
Big I, what's up? I got a game for you.
Bo, Bo Cruz. Where you play at, Bo Cruz?
Bo, Bo Cruz. Where you play at, Bo Cruz?
Cocky bastard, ain't he? Yeah.
Cocky bastard, ain't he? Yeah.
Come on, Haas. Whoa, whoa.
Come on, Haas. Whoa, whoa.
Come on, Haas. Make him work. Don't let him go baseline.
Come on, Haas. Make him work. Don't let him go baseline.
Come on, Stanley, I don't say that. Okay.
Come on, Stanley, I don't say that. Okay.
Communicate to each other. Give my kid a breather.
Communicate to each other. Give my kid a breather.
Demps to the basket. Dell Demps with a dunk.
Demps to the basket. Dell Demps with a dunk.
Do you know who I am? You're a nobody.
Do you know who I am? You're a nobody.
Do you want to be in the NBA? Yes!
Do you want to be in the NBA? Yes!
Do your work early. Let's go again.
Do your work early. Let's go again.
Double D! I see you! Yeah! Hey, Leon.
Double D! I see you! Yeah! Hey, Leon.
E.T. Yes. Very mean boys.
E.T. Yes. Very mean boys.
Eight, nine. ¡Mi roble! Let's go! ¡Mi roble!
Eight, nine. ¡Mi roble! Let's go! ¡Mi roble!
Everything okay here? Hey, guys. Yeah. Everything's good.
Everything okay here? Hey, guys. Yeah. Everything's good.
Fine. Yes. All right?
Fine. Yes. All right?
Go again! Make him work.
Go again! Make him work.
Good night, my man. Good night.
Good night, my man. Good night.
Good. Always staying low.
Good. Always staying low.
He can jump. Yeah, he can jump.
He can jump. Yeah, he can jump.
He was a very strong baby. Mama, no.
He was a very strong baby. Mama, no.
He's an investment. We don't have money to invest.
He's an investment. We don't have money to invest.
He's special. Special, right?
He's special. Special, right?
Hey, Dad, I was thinking... Just a second, let me finish this.
Hey, Dad, I was thinking... Just a second, let me finish this.
Hey, let's take a seat for a minute. No.
Hey, let's take a seat for a minute. No.
Hey, Mark. Good to see you.
Hey, Mark. Good to see you.
Hey, Matisse, Kyle. 'Sup?
Hey, Matisse, Kyle. 'Sup?
Hey, Stan. Hey, guys.
Hey, Stan. Hey, guys.
Hey! Be bold, man! Be bold! Yeah, baby.
Hey! Be bold, man! Be bold! Yeah, baby.
Hi. She's going to be shooting us today.
Hi. She's going to be shooting us today.
Hola. Bo Cruz.
Hola. Bo Cruz.
How old is he? He's ten years old.
How old is he? He's ten years old.
How old is he? I don't know.
How old is he? I don't know.
How you know he's talking about you? Come on.
How you know he's talking about you? Come on.
Huge fan. Thanks, man.
Huge fan. Thanks, man.
Huh? I don't understand what that is. Did you sleep last night at all?
Huh? I don't understand what that is. Did you sleep last night at all?
I actually have the stats, Stan. Thank you.
I actually have the stats, Stan. Thank you.
I appreciate you looking out for me. Always, man.
I appreciate you looking out for me. Always, man.
I bet. He played every day.
I bet. He played every day.
I had a red eye. How was the German MJ?
I had a red eye. How was the German MJ?
I love it. Yeah. All right. Good.
I love it. Yeah. All right. Good.
I love you. Now can I get a hug? Love you too.
I love you. Now can I get a hug? Love you too.
I promise you. Okay.
I promise you. Okay.
I still need that. Your phone. The phone?
I still need that. Your phone. The phone?
I told you, just one bite. On a $40 steak?
I told you, just one bite. On a $40 steak?
I was thinking... I can't ask him to do that.
I was thinking... I can't ask him to do that.
I won't. Yeah. Yeah.
I won't. Yeah. Yeah.
I wouldn't say that. To my face?
I wouldn't say that. To my face?
I'm just saying. Oh, my God.
I'm just saying. Oh, my God.
I'm like, "What?" You really say that?
I'm like, "What?" You really say that?
I'm not soft. Please.
I'm not soft. Please.
I'm sorry, Stanley. I didn't mean... No. It's all good.
I'm sorry, Stanley. I didn't mean... No. It's all good.
I'm sorry. You gambled with my life!
I'm sorry. You gambled with my life!
I've never been away from her. Never? Oh, my goodness.
I've never been away from her. Never? Oh, my goodness.
Is the plane in the air? No.
Is the plane in the air? No.
It wasn't a gamble. It was a sure thing. It's fucking over.
It wasn't a gamble. It was a sure thing. It's fucking over.
It'd be an honor to play for any team. I tell you what.
It'd be an honor to play for any team. I tell you what.
it'd have been a different story. Who wants coffee?
it'd have been a different story. Who wants coffee?
It's really good. Just give me a fucking roll. Thank you.
It's really good. Just give me a fucking roll. Thank you.
It's still not funny. Get out. It's no good?
It's still not funny. Get out. It's no good?
It's your son? Yes.
It's your son? Yes.
Julius. Hey.
Julius. Hey.
Just a second. Okay.
Just a second. Okay.
Just check them out. All right.
Just check them out. All right.
Just said some words. That's it. Hey. It's not cool, man.
Just said some words. That's it. Hey. It's not cool, man.
Kermit? Okay, my bad.
Kermit? Okay, my bad.
Kobes. That's right, for inspiration.
Kobes. That's right, for inspiration.
Kyle Lowry... He got 'em!
Kyle Lowry... He got 'em!
Leon. Hey.
Leon. Hey.
Let's get it in. Come on, let's go.
Let's get it in. Come on, let's go.
Let's see what he can do in the G League. You fucking play in the G League, Blake.
Let's see what he can do in the G League. You fucking play in the G League, Blake.
Love you, bro. Love you too, Leon.
Love you, bro. Love you too, Leon.
Love you. Bye. I love you.
Love you. Bye. I love you.
Low, yeah... Gotta make passes under pressure.
Low, yeah... Gotta make passes under pressure.
Lucia! Papi!
Lucia! Papi!
Madre. Te quiero, mama.
Madre. Te quiero, mama.
Mama, you'll get him to sleep? Okay.
Mama, you'll get him to sleep? Okay.
Nice touch with the suit. Yeah.
Nice touch with the suit. Yeah.
No, but I suck. Do you love this game?
No, but I suck. Do you love this game?
No, I can't look at that. Yeah, you can.
No, I can't look at that. Yeah, you can.
No, no. No, I'm gonna ask him.
No, no. No, I'm gonna ask him.
No. No? No, hug.
No. No? No, hug.
None of y'all would look at me. Remember? I remember.
None of y'all would look at me. Remember? I remember.
Not even badminton. Not Frisbee. Okay.
Not even badminton. Not Frisbee. Okay.
Nothing he said bothered you? No.
Nothing he said bothered you? No.
Now I'm freaked out. Well, I'm not.
Now I'm freaked out. Well, I'm not.
Oh, hi. Hello, hello. They're excited.
Oh, hi. Hello, hello. They're excited.
Oh, my God! That was when you played at Temple?
Oh, my God! That was when you played at Temple?
Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, no problem.
Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, no problem.
Oh, wow. Yes.
Oh, wow. Yes.
Oh, yes. They are warm.
Oh, yes. They are warm.
Oh! It's okay. I think the game's too fast for him.
Oh! It's okay. I think the game's too fast for him.
Okay. Y'all are good.
Okay. Y'all are good.
Okay. Cool. Thank you.
Okay. Cool. Thank you.
Okay. Stay well. Thank you.
Okay. Stay well. Thank you.
One bite? No, I'm trying not to, badly.
One bite? No, I'm trying not to, badly.
One look, just one look. No. I'll get in…
One look, just one look. No. I'll get in…
People just need to see him play, right? Certain people. Yeah.
People just need to see him play, right? Certain people. Yeah.
Ready? Okay.
Ready? Okay.
Right, Stanley? No, no.
Right, Stanley? No, no.
She did it. She's good with camera.
She did it. She's good with camera.
Shit. He's like a giraffe on roller skates.
Shit. He's like a giraffe on roller skates.
Shit. Yeah.
Shit. Yeah.
So he stayed here for Lucia. Right.
So he stayed here for Lucia. Right.
So, do you have any pictures of Lucia? I miss her so much.
So, do you have any pictures of Lucia? I miss her so much.
So, this is their shot? It is a big deal to be here.
So, this is their shot? It is a big deal to be here.
Soccer? Yeah.
Soccer? Yeah.
Stanley lookin' like a proud daddy. That's right.
Stanley lookin' like a proud daddy. That's right.
Stanley, Stanley. Yep. Yep.
Stanley, Stanley. Yep. Yep.
Stanley, we got it. You don't have it.
Stanley, we got it. You don't have it.
Stanley? If he didn't get hurt,
Stanley? If he didn't get hurt,
Switch it back. Getting good, bud. Almost, Stanley! Almost! Cool!
Switch it back. Getting good, bud. Almost, Stanley! Almost! Cool!
Take it to him. We need to get him up to Boston.
Take it to him. We need to get him up to Boston.
Tell Coach. Yes, sir.
Tell Coach. Yes, sir.
Thanks, Stanley. Philadelphia, baby.
Thanks, Stanley. Philadelphia, baby.
That's a beautiful shot. That's nice.
That's a beautiful shot. That's nice.
That's cool. Mm hmm.
That's cool. Mm hmm.
That's for us. Okay, it's for us. Let's get 'em.
That's for us. Okay, it's for us. Let's get 'em.
That's good. You want some?
That's good. You want some?
That's not your money. Where's my money?
That's not your money. Where's my money?
That's too soon. Shit.
That's too soon. Shit.
That's your boy, Stan? Yeah, yeah.
That's your boy, Stan? Yeah, yeah.
The Cruz... He doesn't like it.
The Cruz... He doesn't like it.
There's a list? What's up, Leon?
There's a list? What's up, Leon?
They start at 5:00. Don't be late. We're… I'm at the airport, man.
They start at 5:00. Don't be late. We're… I'm at the airport, man.
This is Bo. Nice to meet you.
This is Bo. Nice to meet you.
Those are my titties. Those are yours.
Those are my titties. Those are yours.
To your pops. To Rex.
To your pops. To Rex.
Took the charge! Come on! Hell fuckin' yeah!
Took the charge! Come on! Hell fuckin' yeah!
Twenty two. Basketball years are like dog years.
Twenty two. Basketball years are like dog years.
Uh, hello? Hey, Schnitzel. I'm in Spain.
Uh, hello? Hey, Schnitzel. I'm in Spain.
Um, an old friend, Leon Rich… Leon Rich who played for Timberwolves?
Um, an old friend, Leon Rich… Leon Rich who played for Timberwolves?
Vince, thanks for being here tonight. Thanks for having me.
Vince, thanks for being here tonight. Thanks for having me.
Wanna grab some din din? I got to catch a plane.
Wanna grab some din din? I got to catch a plane.
We did it. "No! Get down there!"
We did it. "No! Get down there!"
We want to win now. Yeah…
We want to win now. Yeah…
We'll talk soon. Okay, Brad. Nice seeing you.
We'll talk soon. Okay, Brad. Nice seeing you.
Well, come on. That dude is waving off Trae Young.
Well, come on. That dude is waving off Trae Young.
Well, not athletic at all... Hey! What the heck?
Well, not athletic at all... Hey! What the heck?
What about your dad? All these are for him.
What about your dad? All these are for him.
What kind of ballplayer... Hang on.
What kind of ballplayer... Hang on.
What? What was that?
What? What was that?
What? What?
What? What?
What's that baby chick about? Um…
What's that baby chick about? Um…
What's the big guy's name? I don't know.
What's the big guy's name? I don't know.
What's this? That's your meals for the week.
What's this? That's your meals for the week.
What's your name? Bo.
What's your name? Bo.
What's your... They're good. They're with me.
What's your... They're good. They're with me.
Where is he? Make a right on 13th.
Where is he? Make a right on 13th.
Who is that guy? I don't even know.
Who is that guy? I don't even know.
Who's this? It's my son.
Who's this? It's my son.
Who's this? Stan brought him.
Who's this? Stan brought him.
Why? Hey, Stanley.
Why? Hey, Stanley.
Will do, Oscar. Good.
Will do, Oscar. Good.
Won't Vince fire you for this? T…
Won't Vince fire you for this? T…
Yeah, that's why we're here. Mm hmm.
Yeah, that's why we're here. Mm hmm.
Yeah! Love it!
Yeah! Love it!
Yeah! Nice swat! Way to get after it.
Yeah! Nice swat! Way to get after it.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. It's accurate? You're 22 years old?
Yeah. It's accurate? You're 22 years old?
Yeah. It's Bo's turn.
Yeah. It's Bo's turn.
Yeah. They actually kind of look like yours.
Yeah. They actually kind of look like yours.
Yeah. You understand my English?
Yeah. You understand my English?
Yeah. Who you've been dating? Yeah. Come on, Dad.
Yeah. Who you've been dating? Yeah. Come on, Dad.
Yes, sir. All right?
Yes, sir. All right?
Yes, sir. Get in.
Yes, sir. Get in.
Yes. Coming, Coach. Gotta split. Good luck. I love you.
Yes. Coming, Coach. Gotta split. Good luck. I love you.
Yo, is that who I think it is? Yeah, that's Dr. J.
Yo, is that who I think it is? Yeah, that's Dr. J.
Yo. Stan.
Yo. Stan.
You and me, one on one, right now. With those boots?
You and me, one on one, right now. With those boots?
You fucking lied to me! I know.
You fucking lied to me! I know.
You got a daughter to support. Right.
You got a daughter to support. Right.
You got it? You sure? I got this.
You got it? You sure? I got this.
You know him. Spanish national team. ¿Qué tal?
You know him. Spanish national team. ¿Qué tal?
You know what I did? What'd you do?
You know what I did? What'd you do?
You lied to me. All right. He's all right.
You lied to me. All right. He's all right.
You think that's working? Uh, not even close. Don't worry.
You think that's working? Uh, not even close. Don't worry.
You want coffee? I'll get coffee. Spanish coffee, please.
You want coffee? I'll get coffee. Spanish coffee, please.
You were interviewing him. That's right.
You were interviewing him. That's right.
You're getting good. Let's go. Pretty close.
You're getting good. Let's go. Pretty close.
You're going somewhere. We're going together.
You're going somewhere. We're going together.
You're not dating? I'd never tell you who I was dating.
You're not dating? I'd never tell you who I was dating.
You're taking it too far. He's just reading the stats, Billy.
You're taking it too far. He's just reading the stats, Billy.
You've been wiring her $500 a week. "Paola." Paola's Bo's mother.
You've been wiring her $500 a week. "Paola." Paola's Bo's mother.
Your baby's got titties now. That's disgusting.
Your baby's got titties now. That's disgusting.
Your mom's a whore. What?
Your mom's a whore. What?
Your mom's not a whore, by the way. Thank you.
Your mom's not a whore, by the way. Thank you.
¡Hola!
¡Hola!
…for the Philadelphia 76ers.
…for the Philadelphia 76ers.
'Cause I had to grind to put your damn names on the list.
'Cause I had to grind to put your damn names on the list.
"I don't care if LeBron's playing."
"I don't care if LeBron's playing."
"Kiss my fat ass and fuck your five star hotels."
"Kiss my fat ass and fuck your five star hotels."
"We need a spark, Katherine."
"We need a spark, Katherine."
(\an8) Hey, pretty lady. Where are you?
(\an8) Hey, pretty lady. Where are you?
(\an8) Hold on to the roof. I have never seen that.
(\an8) Hold on to the roof. I have never seen that.
(\an8) Khris Middleton in the face. Oh, my goodness. Oh, man.
(\an8) Khris Middleton in the face. Oh, my goodness. Oh, man.
(\an8) Shaquille O'Neal. The Shaq Attack!
(\an8) Shaquille O'Neal. The Shaq Attack!
(\an8)…been taking on street ball legends, NBA players. Doesn't care.
(\an8)…been taking on street ball legends, NBA players. Doesn't care.
(\an8)A legend in the making. You heard it from your man AI.
(\an8)A legend in the making. You heard it from your man AI.
(\an8)A little bit. Okay.
(\an8)A little bit. Okay.
(\an8)A match up nightmare.
(\an8)A match up nightmare.
(\an8)And a little extra curricular activity after the miss.
(\an8)And a little extra curricular activity after the miss.
(\an8)And he put it in!
(\an8)And he put it in!
(\an8)and the foul! So Nowitzki to the line.
(\an8)and the foul! So Nowitzki to the line.
(\an8)Anthony Edwards, that time he does finish.
(\an8)Anthony Edwards, that time he does finish.
(\an8)Babe, you're killing yourself.
(\an8)Babe, you're killing yourself.
(\an8)Barkley!
(\an8)Barkley!
(\an8)Broken ankle. Wow.
(\an8)Broken ankle. Wow.
(\an8)Calderón!
(\an8)Calderón!
(\an8)Dad, when I said I didn't get geometry,
(\an8)Dad, when I said I didn't get geometry,
(\an8)Did you smoke a little before the game?
(\an8)Did you smoke a little before the game?
(\an8)Driving all the way!
(\an8)Driving all the way!
(\an8)Dynasty. No?
(\an8)Dynasty. No?
(\an8)Embiid. Maxey. Harris. Haas.
(\an8)Embiid. Maxey. Harris. Haas.
(\an8)For those of you returning home to Philadelphia, welcome back.
(\an8)For those of you returning home to Philadelphia, welcome back.
(\an8)Getting a little heated there.
(\an8)Getting a little heated there.
(\an8)Getting fired up.
(\an8)Getting fired up.
(\an8)Haas! Haas!
(\an8)Haas! Haas!
(\an8)He has 37, two under his playoff…
(\an8)He has 37, two under his playoff…
(\an8)He's tied the game. Kenny Smith…
(\an8)He's tied the game. Kenny Smith…
(\an8)Hernangómez drives speed, Reed with the step.
(\an8)Hernangómez drives speed, Reed with the step.
(\an8)Hey, Bubba.
(\an8)Hey, Bubba.
(\an8)His true shooting percentage, same as Steph's was at Davidson.
(\an8)His true shooting percentage, same as Steph's was at Davidson.
(\an8)How about you? You wanna play basketball?
(\an8)How about you? You wanna play basketball?
(\an8)I didn't want you to email my teacher. So embarrassing.
(\an8)I didn't want you to email my teacher. So embarrassing.
(\an8)I know. Okay.
(\an8)I know. Okay.
(\an8)I like the sound of that. Sure.
(\an8)I like the sound of that. Sure.
(\an8)I think of the Doctor. Yes, he's got it. Here he comes.
(\an8)I think of the Doctor. Yes, he's got it. Here he comes.
(\an8)I'm in Greece enjoying the local cuisine. It's very good.
(\an8)I'm in Greece enjoying the local cuisine. It's very good.
(\an8)It's gonna take some Luka magic to save the possession.
(\an8)It's gonna take some Luka magic to save the possession.
(\an8)Iverson! He is the man!
(\an8)Iverson! He is the man!
(\an8)Jordan Clarks on, my goodness.
(\an8)Jordan Clarks on, my goodness.
(\an8)Just gonna tear it up and dominate and let the world know.
(\an8)Just gonna tear it up and dominate and let the world know.
(\an8)Kid can score at will. Makes shots from all over the floor.
(\an8)Kid can score at will. Makes shots from all over the floor.
(\an8)Let the world see this talent.
(\an8)Let the world see this talent.
(\an8)Listen to this crowd as AI rejoices.
(\an8)Listen to this crowd as AI rejoices.
(\an8)Marjanovic.
(\an8)Marjanovic.
(\an8)Maxey baseline… What a reverse by Tyrese Maxey!
(\an8)Maxey baseline… What a reverse by Tyrese Maxey!
(\an8)NBA, we need defense. You know that.
(\an8)NBA, we need defense. You know that.
(\an8)Nowitzki goes right at Bowen
(\an8)Nowitzki goes right at Bowen
(\an8)Smith looking for the three. He's been on fire. It hits!
(\an8)Smith looking for the three. He's been on fire. It hits!
(\an8)Speaking of making things look easy.
(\an8)Speaking of making things look easy.
(\an8)Stanley, you know how many scouts have come to see Haas play?
(\an8)Stanley, you know how many scouts have come to see Haas play?
(\an8)That was amazing! Aaron Gordon, you win!
(\an8)That was amazing! Aaron Gordon, you win!
(\an8)That was pretty funny.
(\an8)That was pretty funny.
(\an8)That was pretty Harlem Globetrotter esque.
(\an8)That was pretty Harlem Globetrotter esque.
(\an8)That's high percentage.
(\an8)That's high percentage.
(\an8)That's why you have the combine for players like this.
(\an8)That's why you have the combine for players like this.
(\an8)The local time is 7:42 a.m.
(\an8)The local time is 7:42 a.m.
(\an8)The steal artist Matisse Thybulle.
(\an8)The steal artist Matisse Thybulle.
(\an8)Tough shot. Count it, for Clarks on.
(\an8)Tough shot. Count it, for Clarks on.
(\an8)Wagner! Wow!
(\an8)Wagner! Wow!
(\an8)Wait. The Doctor made a sensational play.
(\an8)Wait. The Doctor made a sensational play.
(\an8)We talkin' about practice? Man don't need no practice.
(\an8)We talkin' about practice? Man don't need no practice.
(\an8)We would love to see him go to the Sixers.
(\an8)We would love to see him go to the Sixers.
(\an8)What was going on on defense?
(\an8)What was going on on defense?
(\an8)Why aren't they inviting him to the combine?
(\an8)Why aren't they inviting him to the combine?
(\an8)Yeah, most guys in your position would not be here.
(\an8)Yeah, most guys in your position would not be here.
(\an8)Yeah, that's the idea. I love you, I'll see you soon.
(\an8)Yeah, that's the idea. I love you, I'll see you soon.
(\an8)You like that, Khris?
(\an8)You like that, Khris?
(\an8)You're already a lottery pick. So what's your goal?
(\an8)You're already a lottery pick. So what's your goal?

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Smiling man with a muscular build lying on a bed, showcasing a tattoo and exuding confidence, embodying Gachi Pack charm.
Epic Trolling Sounds
Iconic troll face with exaggerated features, symbolizing epic trolling and internet humor culture.
Ultimate Fart Soundboard
Warning sign featuring a playful icon of a person farting, perfect for adding humor to your 'Ultimate Fart' theme.
MEME Sounds 2023
Confident man with a playful expression, popular in MEME 2023 for its humorous take on common situations and relatable advice.
Goofy Ahh Sounds
Cheerful Goofy character with a big smile against a bright yellow background, embodying the playful spirit of "Goofy Ahh.
Peter Griffin Soundboard
Peter Griffin, the iconic animated character from "Family Guy," smiles in a white shirt against a black background.
Gordon Ramsay Soundboard
Gordon Ramsay smiling confidently in a suit against a blue background, showcasing his iconic style and charismatic presence.
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Ghostface (Scream) TTS Computer AI Voice
Iconic Ghostface mask from the Scream series, features a haunting expression and dark hood, symbolizing horror.
Windows XP Soundboard
Windows XP logo featuring vibrant colors on a blue background, symbolizing nostalgia and legacy in computing history.
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Close-up of Michael Jackson, featuring his iconic hairstyle and striking eyes, showcasing his legendary pop star charisma.
Sonic The Hedgehog Sounds
Sonic the Hedgehog, iconic blue character, smiles and points, showcasing his energetic personality in gaming culture.
Borat Sounds
Borat, a comedic character, smiles with a quirky expression, sporting a mustache and light suit, showcasing his unique style.
Funny Sound Effects
Serene portrait blending a woman's face with vibrant roses, showcasing an artistic and whimsical floral effect.
Street Fighter II Sounds
Iconic characters from Street Fighter II, featuring Chun-Li and other fighters, showcasing classic game art style.
Official Xbox Gamer Girl Soundboard
Happy gamer girl with pink hair and cat ear headphones, holding gaming accessories and winking playfully.
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Anime Soundboard
Cute anime girl in a stylish dress with a pink background, showcasing vibrant purple hair and expressive eyes.
Discord Sounds [Official]
Discord official logo on a blue background, representing the popular communication platform for gamers and communities.
Shrek Soundboard
Shrek smiling joyfully, embodying his lovable ogre persona from the iconic animated movie series.
Dank Sounds ???? ?????
Cheerful green character with a big smile, embodying humor and charm from the world of animated films. Perfect for Dank memes!
Half-Life Soundboard
Character model from Half-Life, featuring a scientist with gray hair, a lab coat, and a striped tie, conveying a retro gaming vibe.
Darth Vader Soundboard: Star Wars
Darth Vader in his iconic black armor, representing the dark side of the Force in Star Wars franchise.
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Herbert The Pervert Old Man Family Guy
Herbert the Pervert, the quirky elderly character from Family Guy, leaning on a walker in his bathrobe outdoors.
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Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo wearing a Portugal jersey, displaying determination and focus during a football match.
Ninja Fortnite
Ninja Fortnite streamer with blue hair and a red bull headband, focused on gaming in a stylish ergonomic chair.
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
Cute light blue character from AMOGUS! Among Us, featuring a prominent eye and a minimalist design. Perfect for gaming fans.
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
Skull and sword emblem with wings, symbolizing the Space Marine faction in Warhammer 40,000 universe.
This Is Important Soundboard
Group of four men with intense expressions, showcasing the vibe and energy of "This Is Important" project.
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Sir David Attenborough (V2) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough smiling, showcasing his timeless charm at a public event promoting nature and wildlife documentaries.
LazarBeam
LazarBeam making a funny face in casual attire, showcasing his playful personality and engaging content style.
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Close-up of R2-D2, the iconic astromech droid from Star Wars, highlighting its blue and silver details and features.
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Classic Mario leaps joyfully, showcasing his red outfit and iconic mustache in the Super Mario Bros. universe.
Among Us Soundboard
Red crewmate character from Among Us with a blue visor on a bright yellow background, embodying game’s fun and mystery.
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Gachimuchi Soundboard
Facial expression of a man enthusiastically performing in a Gachimuchi-themed scene with vibrant neon background.
Family Guy Sounds
Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise from IT features menacing gaze, iconic red markings, and eerie smile, capturing the essence of fear.
Cat Sounds
Close-up of a curious tabby cat with striking green eyes and distinctive stripes, showcasing its playful personality.
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott displays a shocked expression, capturing the humorous moments from "The Office" in his iconic office setting.
Rainbow Six Soundboard
British operator holding a hammer in a tactical outfit, representing resilience in Rainbow Six Siege gameplay.
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Creepy troll face meme with exaggerated grin, embodying the essence of Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus humor. Perfect for memes!
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Earrape Soundboard
Smiling man in a colorful floral shirt, radiating joy, commonly associated with humorous internet memes and earrape culture.
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black making a humorous, exaggerated facial expression, showcasing his lively personality and comedic talent.
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon energetically shouting, wearing oversized sunglasses and grill, showcasing his iconic style and vibrant personality.
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale characters celebrating, featuring the King, Knight, and Goblin, with playful skeletons in the background.
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 game cover featuring a fierce soldier with an eyepatch and Soviet military aesthetics, showcasing strategic warfare.
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 character in blue attire with iconic mustache and cap, representing a classic video game hero persona.
Tiko Soundboard
Colorful character Tiko, the fish warrior, poses with confidence against a vibrant blue background, showcasing playful gaming aesthetics.
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Dramatic expression of a character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, showcasing intense emotion and unique art style.
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.
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Hentie Sex Ringtones
Anime-style doll with pink hair in a black dress, sitting serenely on a chair, perfect for Hentai enthusiasts and collectors.
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Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson with a charming smile, showcasing his iconic hairstyle and distinctive mustache in a classic black suit.
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Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump delivering a casual speech, expressing his views with emphasis and conviction at a public event.
MEME Sounds 2018
Confident man making a clever expression, popular in 2018 meme culture, symbolizing intelligence and wit.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Logo of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' game show, featuring iconic design and vibrant colors, symbolizing wealth and knowledge.
Game Show FX Soundboard
Bold neon sign reading "EPIC GAME SHOW" showcasing vibrant colors and dynamic design, perfect for game show themes.
Windows 10 Sounds
Colorful Windows logo symbolizing the modern interface of Windows 10, featuring vibrant quadrants in blue, green, red, and yellow.
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Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Vibrant red lightsaber held by a character, set against a purple background, showcasing Star Wars themes and excitement.
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Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool in a red and black costume, wielding weapons, showcasing his signature style and intense demeanor.
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill from King of the Hill Season 1, wearing glasses, showcasing his iconic serious expression and distinctive hairstyle.
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson in a striking red jacket, showcasing his iconic style and expressive emotes from his legendary performances.
Dog Sounds
Smiling golden retriever with a joyful expression, showcasing its friendly personality and loveable nature.
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Pepe the Frog in a suit, exuding confidence in the 2024 Dank Meme Edition, perfect for humor enthusiasts.
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Intense action scene from "Meme 2023 Ultimate Edition," featuring explosive effects and characters in motion.
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Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning game screen featuring bright colors, interactive buttons to act and run.
TikTok Soundboard
Side-by-side portraits of two glamorous women showcasing TikTok-inspired beauty trends and makeup styles.
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Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) official trailer featuring a dark, mysterious atmosphere and suspenseful elements. Don't miss the thrilling reveal.
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Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat character poised for action, showcasing iconic blue attire and powerful stance in Netherealm universe.
Sus Ringtones
Red character with blue visor against a bright yellow background, representing the popular game Among Us. Classic "Sus" vibe.
TTS Sounds
Robot with a screen displaying a stylized face, showcasing interactive technology and TTS capabilities in modern devices.
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane poses playfully with a tongue-out expression, wearing a stylish olive green jacket and gray top, showcasing her vibrant style.
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Colorful toy animal figures including lions, tigers, pandas, and elephants, perfect for educational play and awareness of wildlife.
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP logo with loading progress bar, showcasing the classic operating system's startup interface.
Barack Obama Sounds
Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.