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A.
A.
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
America wins again.
America wins again.
Are you all trying for a Section 8?
Are you all trying for a Section 8?
Attack.
Attack.
Beep Beep boop maggot.
Beep Beep boop maggot.
Beep Beep Boop.
Beep Beep Boop.
Beep beep. I am scared.
Beep beep. I am scared.
Beep boop maggot.
Beep boop maggot.
Beep boop son. Beep boop.
Beep boop son. Beep boop.
Beep boop.
Beep boop.
Beep boop. I am terrified.
Beep boop. I am terrified.
Beep. Bop boop.
Beep. Bop boop.
Blah blah barf.
Blah blah barf.
Blammo.
Blammo.
Bleep bloop maggot.
Bleep bloop maggot.
Bleep bloop.
Bleep bloop.
Bon voyage Crouton.
Bon voyage Crouton.
Boo, yeah.
Boo, yeah.
Boom.
Boom.
Boys, we have a traitor.
Boys, we have a traitor.
But I hate you.
But I hate you.
Charge.
Charge.
Checkmate, Stalingrad.
Checkmate, Stalingrad.
Come here, pumpkin.
Come here, pumpkin.
Come here, Sally.
Come here, Sally.
Come here, sister.
Come here, sister.
Come home.
Come home.
Come with me if you want to live with me in my apartment, I need a roommate.
Come with me if you want to live with me in my apartment, I need a roommate.
Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch son of a bitch.
Consider yourself dominated, you Scotch son of a bitch.
Correct.
Correct.
Crush, kill. Bleep.
Crush, kill. Bleep.
Damn it, boys.
Damn it, boys.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Didn't she?
Didn't she?
Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question.
Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question.
Dominated grease monkey.
Dominated grease monkey.
Dominated hippie. Get a job.
Dominated hippie. Get a job.
Dominated short pants.
Dominated short pants.
Dominated you skirt twirling drunk.
Dominated you skirt twirling drunk.
Dominated your red menace.
Dominated your red menace.
Dominated your rifle drop and coward.
Dominated your rifle drop and coward.
Don't Worm has turned gentlemen.
Don't Worm has turned gentlemen.
Down and give me 20.
Down and give me 20.
Each and everyone of you will be sent home to your Mama in a box.
Each and everyone of you will be sent home to your Mama in a box.
EL 3
EL 3
Everyone of you deserves a medal.
Everyone of you deserves a medal.
Felice Navidad.
Felice Navidad.
Fire. Fire. Fire.
Fire. Fire. Fire.
Fires for cooking smores, son, get a real gun.
Fires for cooking smores, son, get a real gun.
Gear forward.
Gear forward.
Get a haircut, hippie.
Get a haircut, hippie.
Get with the program.
Get with the program.
Give them hell, boys.
Give them hell, boys.
Go back to Calgary, you coward and Canadian.
Go back to Calgary, you coward and Canadian.
Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil Commie.
Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil Commie.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
Good work.
Good work.
Got anything funny to say about that? Funny man?
Got anything funny to say about that? Funny man?
Got your hair, doctor?
Got your hair, doctor?
Gotcha, Crouton.
Gotcha, Crouton.
Hasta La Vista.
Hasta La Vista.
Higher like that. All quiet on the Western Front.
Higher like that. All quiet on the Western Front.
Hit it doc.
Hit it doc.
Hit the showers, Frenchy.
Hit the showers, Frenchy.
How's that domination feel, city boy?
How's that domination feel, city boy?
I am a robot bloop.
I am a robot bloop.
I am a robot from the future.
I am a robot from the future.
I am a robot.
I am a robot.
I am a robot. I was built to scare you.
I am a robot. I was built to scare you.
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul.
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul.
I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you. Sorry Sattar scum.
I am going to enjoy killing each and everyone of you. Sorry Sattar scum.
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra.
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra.
I am here to take American jobs.
I am here to take American jobs.
I am on fire.
I am on fire.
I am programmed to be scary.
I am programmed to be scary.
I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.
I cannot be bargained with. I cannot be reasoned with. I do not know where I am. I am a robot. I don't understand anything.
I cannot be bargained with. I cannot be reasoned with. I do not know where I am. I am a robot. I don't understand anything.
I do not know where I am.
I do not know where I am.
I don't understand anything.
I don't understand anything.
I have turned into a robot again.
I have turned into a robot again.
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you.
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you.
I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe.
I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe.
I need a roommate.
I need a roommate.
I need some help.
I need some help.
I run on blood. I take jobs from American vampires.
I run on blood. I take jobs from American vampires.
I take jobs from American vampires.
I take jobs from American vampires.
I was built to scare you.
I was built to scare you.
I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up.
I will eat your ribs. I will eat them up.
I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do.
I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do.
I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do. There you are shutting down.
I will find you. That's what I do. That's all I do. There you are shutting down.
I will never feel pity or remorse or fear or comfortable in this costume.
I will never feel pity or remorse or fear or comfortable in this costume.
I will not tolerate failure on my team.
I will not tolerate failure on my team.
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
I'm going to mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it.
I'm going to mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it.
Icky and I just kick your ass.
Icky and I just kick your ass.
If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me.
If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me.
If I have to crack some skulls, I will.
If I have to crack some skulls, I will.
Incoming.
Incoming.
It is a full moon I have turned into a robot again. Ohh. Ohh.
It is a full moon I have turned into a robot again. Ohh. Ohh.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Kim is sweetheart.
Kim is sweetheart.
Kind of ribbed.
Kind of ribbed.
Last one alive, lock the door.
Last one alive, lock the door.
Let's go, Doc.
Let's go, Doc.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's talk more fight.
Let's talk more fight.
Mac.
Mac.
Move out.
Move out.
Move up, move up, move up.
Move up, move up, move up.
My foot will transform into a foot with your ass wrapped around it.
My foot will transform into a foot with your ass wrapped around it.
Need some help here.
Need some help here.
Negatory.
Negatory.
Never bring a bat to a battlefield. War is not a game.
Never bring a bat to a battlefield. War is not a game.
Never send a boy to fight a man's war.
Never send a boy to fight a man's war.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice work.
Nice work.
No, Sir.
No, Sir.
No.
No.
Now here this camper. You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield.
Now here this camper. You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield.
Now that is what I want to see.
Now that is what I want to see.
Oh, oh, you're dominated.
Oh, oh, you're dominated.
Ohh my too violent for your cupcake?
Ohh my too violent for your cupcake?
Ohh no.
Ohh no.
Ohh no. That robot is our ghost.
Ohh no. That robot is our ghost.
Ohh why?
Ohh why?
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
Outstanding shot.
Outstanding shot.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Poop.
Poop.
Pow.
Pow.
Robot noises.
Robot noises.
Roger that.
Roger that.
Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries and set me back in time to kick it.
Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries and set me back in time to kick it.
Scotland is not a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress.
Scotland is not a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress.
Scram and egos.
Scram and egos.
Short Laugh
Short Laugh
Sir. Yes, Sir.
Sir. Yes, Sir.
SL 3
SL 3
Spy in our midst, men.
Spy in our midst, men.
Spy.
Spy.
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle. Look it up.
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle. Look it up.
Stop hiding me. Hide your little toys and fight like a man.
Stop hiding me. Hide your little toys and fight like a man.
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed.
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed.
Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkle toes.
Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkle toes.
Thanks Angie.
Thanks Angie.
Thanks Doc.
Thanks Doc.
Thanks soldier.
Thanks soldier.
That demo man is a spy.
That demo man is a spy.
That engineer is a spy.
That engineer is a spy.
That heavy is a spy.
That heavy is a spy.
That medic is a spy.
That medic is a spy.
That Pyro is a spy.
That Pyro is a spy.
That scout is a spy.
That scout is a spy.
That sniper is a spy.
That sniper is a spy.
That soldier is a spy.
That soldier is a spy.
That spy is not one of ours.
That spy is not one of ours.
That was an amazing killing spree by the other team.
That was an amazing killing spree by the other team.
That's where books get your professor.
That's where books get your professor.
The burning, The burning.
The burning, The burning.
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be, Sir, and it will be loud.
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be, Sir, and it will be loud.
The natural enemy of the robot is hippies.
The natural enemy of the robot is hippies.
The next time you wanna kill a man, look him in the eyes.
The next time you wanna kill a man, look him in the eyes.
They never like you.
They never like you.
This is my world. You are not welcome in my world.
This is my world. You are not welcome in my world.
This is not a camping trip, Sheila. This is war. And I love it.
This is not a camping trip, Sheila. This is war. And I love it.
Time to inform your next of kin.
Time to inform your next of kin.
Today is a good day.
Today is a good day.
Track it.
Track it.
We failed men.
We failed men.
We have you surrounded, at least from this side.
We have you surrounded, at least from this side.
Welcome to the United States of You just got dominated.
Welcome to the United States of You just got dominated.
What is love?
What is love?
What's the matter, Hippie hair? Get in your eyes.
What's the matter, Hippie hair? Get in your eyes.
Words cannot express how much I hate France right now.
Words cannot express how much I hate France right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah。
Yeah。
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Yes.
Yes.
You are a coward and you've died like 1.
You are a coward and you've died like 1.
You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg.
You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg.
You are all dishonorably discharged.
You are all dishonorably discharged.
You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets.
You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets.
You are all weak. You are all bleeders.
You are all weak. You are all bleeders.
You are like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you.
You are like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you.
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead happy.
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead happy.
You are scum. You are nothing but a bunch of cowards.
You are scum. You are nothing but a bunch of cowards.
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen.
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen.
You better hope there's Hacky Sack in hell, hippie.
You better hope there's Hacky Sack in hell, hippie.
You cannot burn me. I am already ablazed with passion for war.
You cannot burn me. I am already ablazed with passion for war.
You cannot burn me. I do not have time to combust.
You cannot burn me. I do not have time to combust.
You cannot burn me. I'm already on fire.
You cannot burn me. I'm already on fire.
You cannot run from me. My gut is faster.
You cannot run from me. My gut is faster.
You fight like a girl.
You fight like a girl.
You fight like a girl.
You fight like a girl.
You have dishonored this entire unit.
You have dishonored this entire unit.
You just got dominated babloo Brahmins.
You just got dominated babloo Brahmins.
You just got dominated baseball bibbins.
You just got dominated baseball bibbins.
You just got dominated Bilbo Baggins.
You just got dominated Bilbo Baggins.
You just got dominated Bilbo Baggins.
You just got dominated Bilbo Baggins.
You just got dominated Bobo buttons.
You just got dominated Bobo buttons.
You just got dominated Octoberfest.
You just got dominated Octoberfest.
You just got dominated, Barbell Beckins.
You just got dominated, Barbell Beckins.
You just got dominated, comrade.
You just got dominated, comrade.
You just got dominated, Fritz.
You just got dominated, Fritz.
You just got dominated, Toymaker.
You just got dominated, Toymaker.
You just got your frenchy ass dominated.
You just got your frenchy ass dominated.
You kids today don't know how to dominate.
You kids today don't know how to dominate.
You run fast. My bullets run faster.
You run fast. My bullets run faster.
You scum sucking fruit baskets.
You scum sucking fruit baskets.
You were in a big fat hurry today, son.
You were in a big fat hurry today, son.
You were loud and ugly, and now you're dead, he men.
You were loud and ugly, and now you're dead, he men.
You will help me capture my point.
You will help me capture my point.
You will help me defend my point.
You will help me defend my point.
You will not be missed.
You will not be missed.
You will not turn my battlefield into a campground.
You will not turn my battlefield into a campground.
You, sissified maggot scum, have just signed your death warrants.
You, sissified maggot scum, have just signed your death warrants.
You're a disgrace to the uniform.
You're a disgrace to the uniform.
You've done me proud, boys.
You've done me proud, boys.
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield.
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield.
Your death is sweet to me. Like love is sweet.
Your death is sweet to me. Like love is sweet.
Your mouth wrote checks. My gun has cashed them.
Your mouth wrote checks. My gun has cashed them.
Your white flag does not stop American bullets.
Your white flag does not stop American bullets.
#Gazpacho.
#Gazpacho.
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ああはあ。 ああ。
ああはあ。 ああ。
あっあ。
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あっは。
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ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
バー。 ああ。
バー。 ああ。
バッハ。
バッハ。
やあ。 ああ。
やあ。 ああ。
会おう。
会おう。