Abigail, we were born with flat feet.
Abigail! Amelia!
Absolutely. Possibly a reprobate.
Adelaide, my dear.
Adelaide, that's music.
Adelaide, what's that music?
Adelaide, you mean to say you're leaving your vast fortune to Edgar?
Ah, Georges.
Ah, good day, sir.
Ahh! Oww!
Ahhh!
All of 'em dollars.
All right, step lively. All aboard for Paris.
All right. First, to make the magic begin,
All right. I'm not.
All the way to Timbuktu.
All those little kittens, Duchess.
Alley cats?
Aloha. Auf weidersehen.
Am I going too fast for you, Edgar?
Amelia, if I walk much farther I'll get flat feet.
And "basted in... white wine".
And all those goodbye things, baby.
And Berlioz?
And cross your heart.
And don't worry about form. It will come later.
And don't worry. Everything's going to be all right.
And for goodness sakes, do be careful.
And I come after the cats.
And I think this young man is very handsome.
And I'm so very glad we did.
And I've searched all night.
And it's gonna stop for passengers...
And maybe a little feminine touch.
And meet your Scat Cat.
And so you see, we can't leave her alone.
And takes very good care of us.
And they're real swingers.
And things like that. That's just horrible.
And this time... you'll never come back.
And those eyes.
And tickle your chin.
And we were all riding and bouncing along...
And wham, when we needed you,
And what might your name be?
And when we get to Paris, I'll show you the time of your life.
And you leave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley.
And you said we're gonna ride on your magic carpet.
And your music is so...
And, Georges, we must be sure to provide
And, uh, let's see. You take this position.
And, you dear, you take this place.
Another flight into the fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley?
Any last words?
Any woman would like it.
Are you all right?
Are you sure we can't get home tonight?
Are you sure we're on the right street?
Aristocrats do not practise biting and clawing
Aw, I get blamed for everything.
Basted? He's been marinated in it.
Beautiful. Love it.
Because I'm a lady, that's why.
Because of Madame.
Because with us she never felt alone.
Being British, I would have preferred sherry.
Berlioz, come back here.
Berlioz, that is not kind.
Berlioz?
Big man O'Malley's back in his alley.
Birds of a feather must... [hiccups]
Blow it, small fry.
Blow it.
Bonsoir. Sayonara.
Both of you, go ahead.
Bottoms up.
Boy, he blew it.
Boy. Your eyes are like sapphires.
Bravo.
Built for two?
Buona sera, paesano.
But he was close.
But honest! He told me just to mention his name.
But I think we should get on with the will.
But I was so sure that I heard them.
But I'm a mouse.
But I'm gonna miss you, baby.
But if you're ever in a jam, wham, they're right there.
But it is not quite Shakespeare.
But it so happens that I have a cracker with me.
But it's a one wheeled haystack.
But now we have to cook up a little spell.
But someday we might meet a tough alley cat.
But where? Why?
But, Thomas, Madame will be so worried.
But...
But... But Madame's...
Butler did it.
Bye, Frou Frou. Oooh!
Bye.
C'est magnifique.
Can I help you, Mr. O'Malley, huh?
Can you keep a secret, hmm?
Careful, sir. Please. Frightfully sorry, sir.
Certainly, no one can do this better than my faithful servant, Edgar.
Champagne, dancing the night away...
Charge!
Chased four motorcars and a bicycle and a scooter.
Children, where are you? Answer me.
Choo choo choo choo...
Choo choo choo, choo choo choo.
Clickedy, clickedy, clickedy, clickedy.
Come along, Duchess. Kittens.
Come along, Uncle Waldo.
Come along.
Come here, my darlings.
Come on, cats, we gotta split.
Come on, Edgar! The last one up the stairs is a nincompoop!
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's play train.
Come on, Roquefort, have some.
Come to think of it, O'Malley, you're not a cat. You're a rat.
Coming, Madame, coming.
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
Criminently!
Darling, if only I could.
Delicious.
Did somebody say "cheese"?
Did you have any luck at all?
Dig these fancy wigwams.
Do you really have a magic carpet?
Don't be frightened. The storm will soon pass.
Don't come in!
Don't come in. Look out for Edgar!
Don't do that!
Don't fuss over me.
Don't panic, Edgar.
Don't worry about me. O'Malley needs help.
Double delicious.
Down underneath here.
Dreadful.
Duchess and kittens are in trouble.
Duchess and kittens in trouble?
Duchess, it's wonderful to have you all back.
Duchess, this is the greatest cat of them all.
Duchess, wherever have you been?
Duchess!
Duchess! Kittens!
Duchess! Kittens! Hallelujah, they're back!
Duchess! Kittens?
Duchess! Where are you?
Duchess? Kittens?
Duchess? Kittens?
Duchess? Kittens? Gone?
Duchess.
Each cat will live about 12 years.
Edgar was in it.
Edgar, old chap, get used to the finer things in life.
Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
Especially when he's marinated.
Evening. Evening, Edgar.
Every time.
Everybody out of here, fast.
Everything you possess? Stocks and bonds?
Exactly? You either are or you're not.
Females never fight fair.
Fight fair, Marie.
First, you must gain self confidence by striking out on your own.
Five?
For their future little ones.
Forward march.
Four?
Frogs? Uh oh. It wasn't a dream.
Frou Frou, here comes Edgar.
Frou Frou, tonight Operation Catnapper will be completed.
Gee whiz.
Gee, Marie, why did you have to fall off the bridge?
Gee.
Get out. Go! Go, get out. Scram!
Get washed down a storm drain, struck by lightning...
Girls, don't shush your old Uncle Waldo.
Go away!
Go away. I'm trying to get to shore.
Good heavens. Anything could happen to them on a night like this.
Good night, Duchess.
Good night, Thomas.
Good riddance!
Good. Good.
Goody. Mother's going to work for Mr. O'Malley.
Gracious, Amelia.
Groovy, Mama, groovy.
Ha ha, groove it, cats.
Ha ha. You're not a lady.
Happy dreams, my loves.
Haven't you forgotten something, darling?
He had a mouth like a hippo lotamus.
He's going about it all the wrong way.
He's got nine lives. I've only got one.
He's our oldest and dearest friend, you know.
Heave ho.
Helping beautiful dames...
Her love for us was shown.
Here I am, Mama.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hey, Napoleon, it's them shoes again.
Hey, Napoleon, that sounds like the end.
Hey, Scat Cat, blow some of that sweet stuff my way.
Hey, stop!
Hey, there it go. Come on.
Hey, wait for me! You don't know the way!
Hey! Now the squeaking has stopped.
Hey! What's all the yelling about, huh?
Hey.
Hi, Roquefort!
His chin is very weak, too.
His name is O... what?
His name is O'Toole.
Hm.
Hole in the left sole, it sounds like.
Hooray!
Hooray! We're home.
How about O...
How about you and me, Duchess?
How awful.
How come you always grab the tender part for yourself?
How could anyone forget him?
How much farther is it, Mr. O'Malley?
How nice. I never would have guessed.
How romantic.
How was that, Mama?
Huh?
Hurry, Roquefort, hop aboard the motorcycle.
Hush your mouth.
Hush your mouth.
I ain't done nothin'.
I almost forgot.
I am really in a great deal of trouble.
I can't wait... And each cat has nine lives.
I could never leave her.
I don't dig him. Strike one.
I go and I look for Toulouse. Toulouse?
I got 'er wide open.
I got a feelin' this case is gonna bust wide open.
I got a million of them.
I had the most horrible dream about them.
I have some news straight from the horse's mouth,
I heard them. Hurry, hurry, let them in.
I just love them.
I know. And poor Madame didn't sleep a wink, either.
I like Uncle Waldo.
I love 'em.
I only wish that I...
I say, that's not at all bad.
I say, there...
I say. Look over there.
I simply want to make my will.
I simply wish to have the cats inherit first.
I still say it was a little old cricket bug.
I think that's a splendid idea.
I was having a funny dream.
I wouldn't take up much room.
I, me, after...
I... Whoa!
I'll be gone.
I'll be right back.
I'll bet it's more than a thousand.
I'll bet they're on that magic carpet right now.
I'll bet we walked a hundred miles.
I'll never forget you, Thomas O'Malley.
I'll say when it's the end.
I'll see ya in the morning, Napoleon.
I'll see you downstream.
I'll show him. [meowing and hissing]
I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.
I'll take care of you later.
I'll think of a way.
I'm a tough alley cat, too.
I'm afraid it was just the imagination of an old lady.
I'm all right, honey, don't worry.
I'm coming, Mama.
I'm expecting my attorney, Georges Hautecourt.
I'm not at home at all.
I'm ready, maestro.
I'm scratching as fast as I can.
I'm so sorry, Madame.
I'm sure he never would have left.
I'm the leader. I'll decide what it was.
I'm the one that says when we go.
I've asked you to come here on a very important legal matter.
I've got to do something, quick.
I've got to get those things back tonight.
I've just got to find them.
If it's the last thing I do.
If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
In all our days, in tender ways,
In your own private compartment.
Indeed, not. Snip, snip. Here we go.
Isn't she, Duchess?
It does look hopeless, doesn't it?
It isn't Beethoven, Mama, but it sure bounces.
It just isn't fair.
It really is much too heavy for you, Madame.
It was a little old cricket bug.
It was the night of your grand premiere that we first met. Remember?
It's crème de la crème à la Edgar.
It's crème de la crème à la Edgar.
It's from Carmen, isn't it?
It's just beyond that next chimney pot.
It's late and the kids are bushed.
It's not exactly the Ritz, but it's peaceful and quiet.
It's so warm... and cosy.
It's squeaky shoes approaching.
It's the end.
It's time we concerned ourself with self improvement.
It's very nice.
It's... it's not fair.
Just a few dunks.
Just in time.
Just tell 'em O'Malley sent you, and you won't have a bit of trouble.
Just we two.
Keep talkin', mousey.
Kittens!
Kittens!
Knows where what's at?
Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.
Lafayette. Hey, Lafayette.
Lay some skin on me, Scat Cat.
Let's all start meowing.
Let's go back to bed.
Let's leave Toulouse to his painting.
Likewise, Duchess.
Look at that bridge.
Look out for the...
Look, baby,
Look, Frou Frou. I've made the headlines.
Look, Georges. What do you think?
Look, I'm gonna need help.
Look, Ma, there he is.
Look, they got rubber feet.
Look, you go get Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats.
Madame is expecting you, sir.
Madame... uh, may I take your parcel, Madame?
Magic carpet it's gonna be.
Mama, do I have sparkling sapphire eyes
Mama, he did it again.
Mama, he's been here all the time.
Mama, I'm afraid. I wanna go home.
Mama, I'm tired.
Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama? Do we have to waddle like they do?
Mangy tramps!
Marie, darling, Marie, you must stop that.
Marie, darling. Well, are you all right?
Marie, my little one.
Marie! Marie!
Marie's the caboose. All aboard!
May I give you a hand, sir?
Maybe just a short, sweet goodbye would be easiest.
Maybe we'd better find another place, huh?
Me, too, and my feet hurt.
Meow!
Millions.
Mm hm. Mm mm hm.
Mm mmm.
Mm, mm. That feels good, Lafayette.
Mm. Mm.
Mm. Oooh. Very good.
Mm. This is yummy.
Morning, Frou Frou, my pretty steed.
Mousey, you just struck out.
Mr. O'Malley knows a place where we can stay tonight.
Mr. O'Malley, I think you should be the rear end.
Mr. O'Malley!
Multiply by nine times...
My hat!
My home for all the alley cats of Paris.
My name is Duchess.
My two favourite nooses. [hiccups]
My umbrella!
Napoleon, I'm plumb goose pimply scared.
Nice doggy, nice doggy. Heel, roll over, play dead!
No poetry to cover the situation, Monsieur O'Malley?
No trouble at all, little princess.
No trouble, he said.
No, it's less than that. Anyway, it's much longer than I'd ever live.
No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
No, no, no, baby.
No, no, no, I like it.
No, no. Back off, girls. I'm doing fine.
No, no. This is no time for fun and games.
No, that's mess call.
No.
Nooo. I thought you were swans.
Not a sign of them, Frou Frou.
Not bad, eh, Frou Frou old girl?
Not now, darling. Darlings, you just stay here.
Not one single clue.
Now look, kids, if I said magic carpet,
Now you close your eyes.
Now, dear, you go to the piano. Now, run along.
Now, don't be rude.
Now, don't move.
Now, Georges, do be serious.
Now, how would I know that?
Now, I am Amelia Gabble and this is my sister...
Now, Marie, darling, don't be frightened.
Now, my darling, don't be frightened. You'll see...
Now, my pets, a little closer together.
Now, now, darlings, cheer up.
Now, now, my darlings.
Now, now, now, girls.
Now, now, Thomas.
Now, now, Toulouse. Toulouse, come along, dear.
Now, please, darling, settle down and play me your pretty little song.
Now, run along downstairs.
Now, that leaves Mr. O'Malley.
Now, then, who are the beneficiaries?
Now, this is no time to turn chicken.
Now, Toulouse, you go and start on with your painting.
Now, tut tut, Edgar.
Now, uh, you stand here, dear.
Now, what's the hang up, your ladyship?
Obviously, a philanderer who trifles with unsuspecting women's hearts.
Of course not. That's pure O'Malley, baby.
Of course we will.
Of course you can.
Of course, Madame.
Of course, my dear. But first, introductions.
Of course. I'm the only cat of my kind.
Oh, and Edgar,
Oh, and thank you so much for offering us your home.
Oh, boy, an alley cat.
Oh, boy, fellas, let's rock the joint.
Oh, boy, we're gonna fly after all.
Oh, boy.
Oh, cricket bugs don't wear shoes.
Oh, darling, why, that's...
Oh, dear, what a terrible night.
Oh, dear. What happened to your lovely tail feathers?
Oh, Edgar, they're back.
Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox.
Oh, ha.
Oh, he bit my finger!
Oh, he got me.
Oh, he takes to water like a fish, doesn't he?
Oh, ho!
Oh, ho!
Oh, I'll be so glad when we get back home.
Oh, I'm delighted to meet you, Monsieur Scat Cat.
Oh, I'm so sorry, but...
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear.
Oh, it's a sad day for all of us.
Oh, it's no use, Edgar.
Oh, jeez, I think we'd better be going.
Oh, mademoiselles, thank you so much for helping Mr. O'Malley.
Oh, Marie, are you all right?
Oh, Marie!
Oh, my gracious.
Oh, Napoleon, we done bit six tyres today.
Oh, no more, please.
Oh, no, no, no. I would like to see your pad
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, we've got to hurry.
Oh, no! They're gone.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Edgar!
Oh, no. Not at all.
Oh, no. They'll be gone.
Oh, no. You just don't understand.
Oh, now, wait a minute, fellas.
Oh, oh, gracious.
Oh, oh, oh. Not as spry as I was when I was 80, eh?
Oh, oh... O'Brien.
Oh, please, I was sent here for help by a cat.
Oh, Roquefort, I've been so worried about you.
Oh, shucks, Napoleon, that ain't nothin' but a little old cricket bug.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Oh, that birdcage? Poppycock.
Oh, that would be wonderful.
Oh, they won't find a clue to implicate me.
Oh, they'll need help.
Oh, Thomas, Thomas, that would be wonderful.
Oh, Thomas. Thank goodness you're safe.
Oh, what's so funny?
Oh, where am I?
Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, flatterer.
Oh! Oh, no.
Oh! Oh, Uncle Waldo.
Oh? Oh!
Oh. Good evening, my little ones.
Oh. I mean, your pad.
Oh. Of course, Frou Frou.
Oh. Oh, what a horrible, horrible human.
Oh. Right o, girls.
Oh... there are a million reasons why I should.
OK, let's charge. Oooh.
OK, OK, baby.
One magic carpet, coming up.
One squeaky wheel on the front, it sounds like.
Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh. Oh.
Ooh. Ow.
Oooh.
Oooh.
Oooh.
Oooh.
Oooh. Right there. That's good.
Oops. Oh, dear.
Ouch!
Over here, darling. Berlioz, here we are.
Over there. They're in the trunk.
Ow! Now, that hurt.
Ow! That's me.
Ow. Oooh, oooh.
Oww!
Please, please, let me explain.
Please, sir, hold...
Please?
Poor Madame, in that big mansion, all alone.
Quick, Mom, get in here.
Quiet!
Quite. We must correct him.
Ready, everyone? Now, think goose.
Right off the cuff.
Right? Right.
Sapristi!
Sapristi! Stupid cat. Brainless lunatic.
Say "cheese".
Say, this kitten cat knows where it's at.
Sayonara, mister...
Shall we keep him in the family?
She loves us very much.
She will be so worried when she finds us gone.
She'd always say that we're the greatest treasure she could own.
Sherry! Sherry.
Shh, shh. Listen.
Show you the way? Perish the thought.
Side by side, with the stars as our guide.
Sir. Sir?
Size nine and a half.
Sleep well... I mean, eat well, of course.
Slip of the hand and it's off to dreamland.
Slip of the hand... dreamland. [chuckles]
Smile.
So different, so exciting.
So good to see you, Georges.
So he's the catnapper.
So I got a few to spare. Nothin'.
So if you would be just so kind and show me the way...
So long, baby.
So start mentioning name, rodent.
So that's...
Someday they're all going to be yours,
Sounds like a gang of swinging hepcats.
Sounds like a one wheel...
Sounds like Scat Cat and his gang have dropped by.
Splendid, splendid.
Steady, girl.
Step on the gas, Napoleon.
Strike two.
Stuffed with chestnuts"?
Such behaviour is most unbecoming to a lovely gentleman.
Swing on down here, daddy.
Take that and that!
Thank goodness it was only a dream.
Thank goodness.
Thank you, Miss Frou Frou, for letting me ride on your back.
Thank you, Mr. O'Malley, for saving my life.
Thank you.
That always makes me laugh, sir. [forced chuckle]
That was just a lucky break for me, baby.
That will do.
That's a hot one.
That's a long way off, so we better get moving.
That's a magic carpet?
That's all right.
That's Berlioz.
That's four times 12...
That's my hat. I'm the leader.
That's only a little frog, my love.
That's pretty corny though, huh?
That's right. And I'm very proud of that.
That's right. It was my favourite role.
The baggage truck will be here any moment now.
The police said it was a professional, masterful job.
The work of a genius.
Then presto, breakfast à la carte.
Then, at the end of their lifespan, my entire estate will revert to Edgar.
There now, Duchess. That's better.
There's a surprise for you.
They make the morning radiant and light.
They're gone. They're gone!
They're Oxford shoes.
They're the start of my new foundation.
This calls for another cracker.
This is outrageous. It's crazy.
This is the low rent district, remember?
This little guy's on the level.
This mansion? Your country chateau?
This, this is really not ladylike.
Thomas is a dear friend of ours.
Thomas, this is Amelia and Abigail Gabble.
Thomas, your friends are really delightful.
Thomas! Oh, Thomas! Take care!
Thomas! Thomas, up here.
Three?
To be always well cared for.
To your poor old Uncle Waldo.
Toulouse, Marie, where are you?
Toulouse, where are you?
Trouble?
True.
True.
Two cylinder, chain drive,
Uh huh.
Uh oh.
Uh, I guess I had a nightmare and fell out of bed.
Uh, why?
Uh, you see, I'm not exactly her husband.
Uncle Waldo, I do believe you've been drinking.
Upward and onward! Whee!
Very good, darling. That was very nice.
Very good, very good.
Very good. You are a great talent.
Very poetic.
Very well. Scratch one butler.
Wait a minute. I'm the leader.
Wait a minute. I'm the leader.
Wait a minute. Where's my hat?
Wait for me, wait for me!
Wait for me, wait for me!
Waldo?
We are to meet Uncle Waldo at Le Petit Café.
We didn't mean to ruffle you, squeaky.
We just have to go home tomorrow.
We mean far more to her than that.
We must both look our best for Georges.
We need a man around the house.
We shall fly to Paris on a magic carpet,
We were just practising biting and clawing.
We'd best get Uncle Waldo to bed.
We're just a pair of sentimental old fools.
We're not chickens. We're geese.
Welcome home, O'Malley.
Well, a sort of a... Well, a father around.
Well, all it needs is a little tidying up,
Well, c'est la guerre, Napoleon. I guess you can't win 'em all.
Well, come along, darlings.
Well, darlings, I just don't know.
Well, girls, see you around.
Well, he didn't hurt me. He hit me on the head.
Well, humans don't really worry too much about their pets.
Well, I guess you know best.
Well, if you're applying for the job, well...
Well, it is most important that I get back to Paris.
Well, now, uh... What I meant... You see, I...
Well, now, wait a minute.
Well, OK.
Well, she started it.
Well, she's just another human.
Well, shoot fire. Don't get sore at me.
Well, some humans are like that, Duchess. I've learned to live with it.
Well, that's easy for... for what's his name to say.
Well, there it is. My own penthouse pad.
Well, they're kinda rough, you know, around the edges,
Well, we almost had a father.
Well, yes. I mean... I don't mean to interrupt.
Well...
Well... guess they won't need me any more.
What a classy neighbourhood.
What beautiful countryside, Abigail.
What foundation?
What I had in mind was kind of a sports model, baby.
What? And somebody stole my bumbershoot.
What's a little swinger like you doing on our side of town?
What's going on? Lafayette, what in tarnation you trying to do?
What's gonna happen to us?
Wheels approaching.
When we get to Paris, you must meet Uncle Waldo.
Where are you?
Where's my beddy bye basket?
Whew.
Who do you want me to sue, eh? [laughing]
Whoa, Frou Frou, whoa.
Whoa, whoa. Oh!
Whoever it is, is gonna get it and get it good.
Whoo! I mean, whoo.
Whoopee! Ah ha.
Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat?
Why didn't you answer?
Why should you be first?
Why, I'll eat my hat if they...
Why, little lady, let me elucidate here.
Why, Mr. O'Malley, you are amazing.
Why, Mr. O'Malley, you could have lost your life.
Why, that...
Why, that's ridiculous.
Why, that's terrible.
Why, you won't believe what they tried to do
Why, you'll wake up the whole neighbourhood.
Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright.
Why! Why, it's Uncle Waldo.
Wigwams?
Will, eh? Will, will...
Wish me luck. Fisherman's luck.
Won't you join us, Monsieur Roquefort?
Yeah, honey, get those two web footed lifeguards out of here.
Yeah, made a mess of it, huh?
Yeah, maybe you fell on your head, Toulouse.
Yeah, yeah, I hear 'em.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. [yawning]
Yeah. That's 'cause I practise all the time.
Yes, dear. Think goose.
Yes, he's our uncle.
Yes, let's swing it, Thomas.
Yes, Mama.
Yes, Mama.
Yes, Mama.
Yes, Mama.
Yes, we British like to keep things proper.
Yes, yes, I'm on my way.
Yes, yes, of course, but you know what to do.
Yes, yes.
Yes. We're here to help you.
Yes. Yes, let's hurry. We're almost home.
You are going to Timbuktu,
You are most fortunate we happened along.
You believe me... don't you?
You came back?
You can be replaced, you know.
You go for the tyres, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
You haven't got an extra foot, have you, Edgar? [chuckles]
You just hide over there,
You know Edgar is so fond of all of us
You know something?
You know, Georges, if Edgar had only known about the will,
You know, not exactly your type, Duchess.
You know. Ready?
You really did quite well for a beginner.
You see, my mistress will be so worried about us.
You sly old fox.
You want to grow up to be lovely charming ladies and gentlemens.
You were right there.
You wiggle your nose.
You will never learn to swim properly with that willow branch in your mouth.
You'll remember him, of course.
You're a shameless flatterer, Georges.
You're coming on. I bet you're a real tiger in your neighbourhood.
You're darn tootin' I'm on the level.
You're doing splendidly.
You're going to be as beautiful as your mother.
You're going to travel first class.
You're just her house pets.
You're nothin' but a sister.
Your favourite dish, prepared a very special way.
Your husband is very charming and very handsome.
Your treasures, jewels, and...?
Yow!
[Abigail] Sh. No! Neighbourhood!
[Abigail] Swimming some of the way. [Amelia] On water, of course.
[Abigail] Uncle Waldo! [screams]
[Amelia] Shifty, too. [Abigail] Look at his crooked smile.
[bird screaming] [man] Sacré bleu!
[croaking] Mama?
[engine sputtering] Here we go.
[engine sputtering] It's a motorcycle.
[engine stops, sputters] ♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye
[grunting] Lafayette!
[hissing] Hey, there.
[humming "Rock a Bye Baby"] [meowing]
[imitates train whistle] [real train whistle]
[knocking on door] Come in.
[Lafayette] Oooh. [Napoleon] Aaah!
[loud croaking] Mama!
[loud meowing] Sacré bleu!
[loud meowing] Sacré bleu!
[Marie] Me first, me first! [grunting]
[meowing] ...sack.
[meowing] [Madame laughs]
[meowing] Thieves! Robbers!
[music playing] [kissing sound] Aaah!
[plays discordant scale] Ooh!
[shoes squeaking] Lafayette. Lafayette.
[sighing] Beautiful.
[sighing] Gee, I'm gonna miss them too.
[squeaking] Let's see.
[straining] Whoo hoo!
[thunderclap] [gasps]
[thunderclap] [Marie screams]
[Toulouse] Whoops. ...you must be very quiet.
[Waldo singing] [girls laughing]
[Waldo singing] Shush.
[Waldo] Oh, stick. [giggling]
♪ A cat ♪ [howling]
♪ Do mi so do... [piano plays different tune]
♪ Every time he plays ♪ Oh, a rinky tinky tinky
♪ Hallelujah ♪ Everybody
♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye Another ringer, sir.
A one wheel what? You're not gonna believe this.
A roué. His eyes are too close together.
A very enthusiastic pupil! [both screeching]
Abigail, Abigail. Yes, dear?
After it! [barking]
Anyone for breakfast? What breakfast?
Are we really gonna ride on it? Now, now, Marie.
Away! Look, there's Roquefort.
But, children... [Marie] Hurry up, Mama, hurry.
Come on. Uh, allow me, Madame.
Duchess, you'll do nicely here. Very good.
Edgar did this to us. Edgar?
He's just helping us to get to... Come on, Duchess.
Hello, kittens. Hello, Roquefort.
Hey, hey, hold up there. Yes, Monsieur O'Malley?
Hi, Roquefort. Good evening, Monsieur Roquefort.
Hiya, chicks. [giggling]
How can we ever thank you? My pleasure entirely.
How romantic. Sissy stuff.
It can't be them. The kittens.
It's locked. Come on.
It's scandalous. He's nothing but a cad.
Keep practising. And toodley pip.
Listen. [squeaking]
Mama! Marie!
Miss Abigail Gabble. We're twin sisters.
O'Malley? Hold it, cats.
O'Malley? O'Malley?
Oh, friends of yours? Yeah, they're old buddies,
Oh, indeed, I do. And how we celebrated your success.
Oh, no. [O'Malley] Don't panic.
Shh! Oh! Whoo hoo!
Shh. Listen. [squeaking]
So much like our own dear England. Indeed, yes.
Still the softest hands in all Paris. [Madame giggles]
Tattletale. Now, Berlioz.
Thank you, Edgar. [Frou Frou nickers]
that dazzle, too? Did I say that?
That guy's dynamite. But he called us tramps.
That's "stick together". [giggling]
These are my children. Oh, how sweet.
Those cats have got to go. [ripping]
To my cats. [Georges] To your cats?
Toulouse! [both] Toulouse!
We can't leave him, can we? [giggling]
We did it. [Toulouse] Look, Mama, look!
We're going to Paris ourselves. Why don't you join us?
We're on holiday. For a walking tour of France.
We're on our way to Paris. Oh, how nice.
Well, I'm right here. Listen.
What colour are they? They're black...
Where is it? Right under that magic carpet.
Whoo hoo. Oww! [crashing]
Whoo! Let go of my cane!
Yeah. Shh.
Yes, Mama. Haven't we met before?
You don't suppose... Oh, yes. Yes, I do.
You know, one of those... Perhaps a magic carpet?
You mean, you want me...? Move!
You might say we're related. [giggling]
You never miss. [Georges chuckling]
You're just too much. [Abigail] You mean he's had too much.
You're tickling. Get her, Berlioz, get her.
...à la...
...crème de la crème...
...Edgar.
...even little Marie.
...Georges...
...Grady?
...Hautecourt.
...here.
...Monsieur...
...right...
...sneaky, crooked, no good butler!
...together.
...uh, uh, damsels in distress is my specialty.
...we just couldn't.
...what's all the whispering about, huh?
'Cause I outrank you, that's why.
"Mysterious Catnapper Abducts Family of Cats."
"Prime country goose à la Provençale.
"Schwingers"? What is a "schwinger"?
[Abigail] Fancy that. A cat learning how to swim.
[all giggling]
[all laughing]
[Amelia] Oh. Oh, how unusual.
[backfiring, sputtering]
[barking and howling]
[barking]
[barking]
[Berlioz] Aw, shut up, Toulouse.
[Berlioz] He's glad to see us.
[Berlioz] Mama! Mama!
[Berlioz] Yeah, old pickle puss Edgar.
[blows horn very loudly]
[both giggling]
[both scream]
[both] Deeper!
[both] Oh?
[brake squealing]
[brakes screeching]
[chuckles] And those kids...
[chuckles] I I mean...
[chuckles] Keep your whiskers up, tiger.
[chuckles] Now, that's quite a family.
[chuckles] They could hardly keep their eyes open.
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
[chuckling] Aren't you proud of me?
[chuckling] Darling.
[chuckling] You're making it very difficult for Edgar.
[chuckling] You're quite welcome, young man.
[classical music playing]
[clears throat] Good evening, Duchess.
[continues humming tune]
[continues humming tune]
[coughing and choking]
[cracking knuckles]
[drunken mumbling]
[Duchess and Marie] ♪ Do mi so do Do so mi do
[Duchess chuckles]
[Duchess sighs] Such an exciting day.
[Duchess] And they are very fond of you.
[Duchess] Berlioz.
[Duchess] His name is O'Malley. O'Malley.
[Duchess] It's time to practise your scales and your arpeggios.
[Duchess] Le Petit Café? Oh, that's that famous restaurant.
[Duchess] Now, be careful, children.
[Duchess] Oh, dear. Let's get into the basket, all of us.
[Duchess] Oh, never mind. Just run, move, go get him!
[Duchess] Well, yes, my love, but...
[Duchess] Yes, right off your cuff.
[Edgar humming]
[Edgar] Now, my little pesky pets,
[engine approaching]
[engine backfiring]
[engine sputtering, backfiring]
[engine sputtering]
[engine sputtering]
[engine starts]
[engine starts]
[frog croaking]
[gasping]
[gasping]
[gasping] Help? I've had all the help I can take.
[geese giggle]
[Georges chuckling]
[Georges hums along with tune]
[Georges] Edgar?
[Georges] Of course. The more the merrier.
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles] What is that appetising smell?
[giggling continues]
[giggling continues]
[giggling]
[giggling]
[giggling]
[giggling] "Old pickle puss"? Now, now.
[giggling] Oh, my. Monsieur, your name seems to cover all of Europe.
[groaning]
[groaning] A little lower and faster there.
[grunting]
[grunts]
[hiccups]
[hiccups]
[hissing]
[hissing]
[horn sounding]
[horn sounds loudly]
[humming tune of "Rock a Bye Baby"]
[imitates train whistle]
[imitates train whistle]
[jazz music continues]
[jazz music]
[jazz music]
[kissing]
[kissing] You're too much.
[kittens giggling]
[Lafayette] I got him, I got him, I got him!
[Lafayette] This time I get the tender part.
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughing] Well, lookie here.
[laughing] You are charming.
[laughs] This sure beats running, Napoleon.
[laughter]
[laughter]
[loud jazz music]
[loud meowing]
[Madame giggling] Oh, Georges.
[Madame] Come now, Georges. I don't wish you to sue anyone.
[Madame] Edgar? Edgar, come quickly.
[Madame] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. I know Georges.
[Madame] Oh, no, no, Georges.
[Madame] That's exactly what they are, Georges.
[Madame] Well, as you know, I have no living relatives.
[Madame] Yes, Georges.
[male voice] ♪ I like a chee chee chee rony like they make at home
[man 1 ] Well, Mac, this must be the trunk, eh?
[man 2] Yup. And she goes all the way to Timbuktu.
[Marie imitates frog]
[Marie laughs] It's Edgar.
[Marie] Abraham de Lacy, Giuseppe Casey...
[Marie] Mama, may we watch Toulouse paint before we start our music lesson?
[Marie] Me first, me first. Whoo.
[Marie] Toulouse!
[meowing and hissing]
[meowing continues]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meowing]
[meows loudly]
[meows]
[meows]
[mumbling]
[mumbling] My compliments to the chef.
[music becomes more up tempo]
[Napoleon] Get him, get him.
[Napoleon] Hush your mouth. Now, come on.
[Napoleon] Now, stop beating your gums and sound the attack.
[noise stops]
[O'Malley] ♪ I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
[O'Malley] But why can't you?
[O'Malley] Hey, cool it, you little tiger.
[O'Malley] It sure was, and what a finale.
[O'Malley] Keep your head up, Marie! Here I come!
[O'Malley] See you around, tiger.
[O'Malley] Yeah.
[O'Malley] Yeah.
[O'Malley] You know, they need... Well, you know, a sort...
[panting] Announcing...
[panting] Duchess. Kittens. In trouble.
[pen squeaking]
[piano keys sound]
[plays trumpet]
[plays up tempo music]
[record scratches, music slows]
[rooster crowing]
[shivering] Gee, I'm cold and I'm wet.
[shoes squeaking]
[shoes squeaking]
[sighing]
[sighing] I don't know what to say.
[sighing] Oh, poor Madame.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs] I understand perfectly, Monsieur O'Malley.
[singing continues in French]
[slurping] Mm.
[sniffing]
[sniffing] Mm. Something smells awfully good.
[sniffles]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[snoring]
[sobbing] Look. Look at this.
[speaks French]
[sputtering] But... oh, you...
[steady breathing]
[struggling]
[stuttering] Did you see him?
[stuttering] Don't rush me.
[thunderclap]
[thunderclap]
[thunderclap]
[thunderclap]
[thunderclap]
[Toulouse] ♪ Oh, yeah
[Toulouse] I told you it was Edgar.
[Toulouse] I wish we were home with Madame right now.
[train chugging, whistle blowing]
[tune of "Rock a Bye Baby"] ♪ Rock a bye, kitties
[voice heard through pipe] Naturally, I want my beloved cats
[Waldo] Girls, it's outrageous.
[wheezing] Cats inherit first?
[wheezing] Cats?
[whinnying]
[whinnying]
[whoops loudly]
[woman] Careful, Toulouse.
[yawning]
[yawning]
♪ 'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat
♪ 'Cause everything else is obsolete
♪ A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born
♪ A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born
♪ Abraham de Lacy
♪ And aristocatic flair in what they do
♪ And blow a little soul into the tune
♪ And I'm in the dough
♪ And not your nose
♪ And this big old world
♪ And what they say
♪ And your arpeggios ♪
♪ Aristocats are never found in alleyways
♪ Because a cat's the only cat
♪ Because a cat's the only cat
♪ Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
♪ Beneath the alley's only light
♪ Bring the music ringing from your chest
♪ But I sip that cup of life
♪ But with a square in the act
♪ But, stilll, a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
♪ Bye bye you go
♪ Calcutta to Rome
♪ Congregatin' on the fence
♪ Da da da dee dee dee Dee dee dee
♪ Dee do do do
♪ Do mi so do Do so mi do
♪ Do mi so do Do so mi do
♪ Do mi so mi Do mi so mi
♪ Duke of the avant garde
♪ Every time he plays
♪ Every truly cultured
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat... ♪
♪ Everybody wants to be
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody wants to be a cat
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Fa la so it goes
♪ Feel the grass that's green
♪ For me
♪ Fortune cookie always wrong
♪ Giuseppe Casey
♪ Giuseppe Casey
♪ Giuseppe Casey
♪ Gotta kick up highway dust
♪ Gotta strut them city streets
♪ Gotta walk the scene
♪ Hallelujah
♪ I don't have to think of that
♪ I don't worry what road to take
♪ I only got myself
♪ I'll take a few ad libs and pretty soon
♪ I'm Abraham de Lacy
♪ I'm king of the highway
♪ I'm tellin' you, everybody
♪ I've got that wanderlust
♪ If you want to turn me on
♪ If you’re faithful to your daily practising
♪ If you’re smart you'll learn by heart
♪ It's the road of life Make no mistake
♪ La la la la
♪ Let's take it to another key
♪ Like a tree, ability will bloom and grow
♪ Magnifique, you all
♪ Modulate and wait for me
♪ Music student knows
♪ Naturellement
♪ Naturellement
♪ Naturellement
♪ O'Malley the alley cat
♪ O'Malley the alley cat
♪ O'Malley the alley cat ♪
♪ Oh, a rinky tinky tinky
♪ Oh, no Which pets are known
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Or a healthy fish with a big backbone
♪ Or hanging 'round the garbage cans
♪ Or home sweet home in Paris
♪ Or some cute cat I happen to meet
♪ Out of sight
♪ Play your horn Don't spare the tone
♪ Prince of the boulevard
♪ Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo yung
♪ Showin' off my éclat, yeah
♪ So if you're goin' my way
♪ Strictly high button shoes
♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye
♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye
♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye
♪ Ta rah rah boom di aye
♪ Ta rah rah boom di... Whoops!
♪ Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat
♪ Tellin' my friends of the social elite
♪ That I'm
♪ That's the road you wanna seek
♪ The Aristocats
♪ The Aristocats
♪ The Aristocats
♪ The other cats will all commence
♪ The world is my backyard
♪ They show aristocatic bearing
♪ Thomas O'Malley
♪ Thomas O'Malley
♪ Thomas O'Malley
♪ Though at first it seems as though it doesn't show
♪ To never show their claws?
♪ To the caveman days
♪ To the caveman days Ch ch ch chum
♪ To which pets do the others tip their hats?
♪ What every artist knows
♪ Whatever I take is the road I make
♪ When everybody wants to be a cat
♪ When playin'jazz you always has a welcome mat
♪ When they're seen upon an airing
♪ When you do your scales and your arpeggios
♪ Where common kitties play
♪ Where every note is
♪ Which pet's address is the finest in Paris?
♪ Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces?
♪ Which pets are prone to hardly any flaws?
♪ Which pets get to sleep on velvet mats?
♪ Which pets know best all the gentle social graces?
♪ Which pets live on cream and loving pats?
♪ Which pets possess the longest pedigree?
♪ While you sing your scales and your arpeggios
♪ Who knows where it's at
♪ Who knows where it's at
♪ Who wants to dig a long haired gig or stuff like that
♪ With a square in the act you can set music back
♪ With my fingers curled
♪ Yeah, Abraham de Lacy
♪ Yeah, everybody
♪ Yes, everybody wants to be a cat
♪ You can set music back
♪ You must learn your scales and your arpeggios
♪ You must sing your scales
♪ You will find your progress is encouraging
