☊ Night at the Museum 3 Soundboard

A ha

A more congenial spot

A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."

A sort of deadpan

A true knight never shirks his duties

A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.

Actually, that's not necessary

After that, maybe college

Ah, Camelot

Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing tablet.

Ah! Yeah

Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the tablet.

Ahkmen

AHKMENRAH: Larry

AHKMENRAH: This corrosion has never happened before.

Ahkmenrah's parents are in England

All planned. All planned

All right

All right, let's go

All right, party's over

All right, very funny

All right. Dex, come here

All right. Hey, Teddy. Good

All right. We'll look for them later

All right. You don't want to fetch

AMIR SPEAKING IN ARABIC

Amir, start loading the trucks

An actor

And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!

And for what? For nothing

And for your unwavering support of this fine institution.

And get inspired to do great things

And go with the monkey

And he comes from a divorced family

And his folks to England

And hypnotic blue eyes

And I am Larry

And I am Shepseheret

And I know young Nick will do great things.

And I quote, "minor repairs and beautifications"

And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...

And I was wondering if you could help me out.

And it ain't working

And it may never come back

And its renowned Night Program

And learn

And let no man tell you otherwise

And not even death could part us

And placed in separate Jewel encrusted jars.

And put your hands on the door

And Queen Guinevere

And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...

And taking it out on him in ways

And technical wizardry we've all come to admire from this museum...

And Teddy in three, two

And thanks for the help again

And the first thing you ask

And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.

And then the next day they're DJ ing in Ibiza.

And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.

And they don't even know

And they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.

And this is giving me a headache

And to be honest

And we have no idea what's out there, so stay together, all right?

And we'll kill it, man

And you have

And you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?

And you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.

And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think Regis Philbin, too.

And, yeah, we share the same DNA

Andrea. Yeah

Anyway

Anyway, that's just an expression

APPLAUSE

Are you all right

Are you all right, my dear

Are you here to frame us again

Are you serious

At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.

Attila

Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.

Attila doesn't hyperventilate

ATTILA SHOUTING IN LOCAL DIALECT

ATTILA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY

ATTILA SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT

ATTILA WHIMPERING

Attila, you okay

ATTILA: (SHOUTING) Jedo

Attila! Attila

Attila! Shh

AUDIENCE GASPS

Away with you on holiday

Because I loved it too

Because they're dead

Because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.

Because you got the thing in front of you!

BEEPING

Behind you

Behold the key to life everlasting

Besides, we really never knew anything about that old tablet.

Boy with freckles,

Boy, could that man move

British Museum doesn't know that

But for now, let's call it a night

But honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.

But I assure you, he's no fool

But I don't even work here anymore

But I get you. No man

But I have no idea what you're saying

But I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.

But I like the energy we got going

But I will have to confirm

But I'm

But I'm Lancelot

But I'm pretty dang sure that tablet don't belong to you.

But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.

But it's not real real

But just put it in the moonlight and turn that center piece.

But maybe it meant the end

But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.

But somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.

But somehow, it worked. (CHUCKLES)

But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.

But the mayor and the governor are both out there.

But there was something about that tablet.

But this is feeling, just, really against the law.

But tonight was really weird. Really weird.

But we have no idea what's down there

But weak

But you

But you and I could make a life together here in England.

But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!

But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.

But you're gonna have to get off stage now.

But, uh, look at that one

By the way, have you seen them lately

Bye

C.J, go wait in the truck

Can't you see? He feels terrible

Carry the treasure you sought

Cecil Fredericks

CECIL: Dad

CECIL: Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...

Center aisle

Charge

CHATTERING

CHEERING

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

Cheers, everyone. Cheers

CHUCKLES

CHUCKLES LIGHTLY

CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Classic

Classic conservation job

Clear

Close it, close it

Clown faced keeper of the magic tablet...

Come back here! This ain't over

Come here

Come on

Come on back to liepwop

Come on, big guy

Come on, come on

Come on! That wasn't necessary

Come on. Everybody works

CONTINUES

CONTINUES CHATTERING

CONTINUES SHOUTING

Cool, great

COUGHS

Could you give me the tablet, please? Give me the tablet.

CROAKING

Dad

Dad, he's gone

Dad, if we leave right now, we can still catch a flight...

Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.

Dad, we could sit here and just have this conversation about plans...

Dad, what are you doing

Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.

Dada

Dexter? No, no. Come on, man

Did you ask me to hold your hand

Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?

Didn't I tell you? The gift

Do not look at my nose

Do something

Do the crown

Do you even remember that

Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?

Do you think you could fix it

Doesn't ring a bell

Doggone it

Doing a heck of a job, Brownie

Don't worry about me. It's fine

Don't... Don't move

Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me

DR. MCPHEE: A toast to our new chairwoman

DR. MCPHEE: Hello. This is Dr. McPhee

DR. MCPHEE: Three years, no Larry Daley

Drop 'em

Duck

Dum Dum got a new son son

Ease up on the reins there, hoss

ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING

End of the magic

Erik

Everything around you has come to life tonight for the very first time...

Everything comes to life

Everything ends, like, for real

Everything that's special about it might stop...

Expressionless, you know, sort of a

Fair

Farewell, Lawrence

Fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.

Father

Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?

Fearing for your life because a Tyrannosaurus Rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?

Filled with the dazzling special effects...

First quest

First time we came alive it took some getting used to.

Five minute maximum. (SCOFFS)

Fleeting moments of eye contact

Folks come to look at us, maybe learn a little something.

For a 12 year old boy

For bringing my son home safely

For everything

For happily ever aftering

For this

For what

For what has promised to be a memorable evening...

For your conservation department

FORCED CHUCKLE

Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...

Forgive me

Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.

Fountain of Youth

Friend

Friends

From now on, you must choose your own path.

From our very beginning

From the fire

GAGGING

Garuda! How you doing

GASPING CONTINUES

GASPS

Get back! Everybody, get back

Get home with everyone still awake before the sun comes up.

Get it

Get off the stage right now

Get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.

Get some

Get the degree, then take a break

Gigantor

Give a big Texas "hell yeah" from old Jedediah...

Give me the tablet

Go ahead

Go ahead, slap me in the face

Go ahead. One last slap

Good man to have in a crisis

Good, good, good, good, good, good

Good. Going great, guys. Going great

Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?

Good. That's right. You stay here

Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.

Got it

Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.

Great. I like it. Focus

GROANING

GROANS

GROWLING

GRUNTING

GRUNTING EXCITEDLY

GRUNTS

GRUNTS ANGRILY

Guardian of Brooklyn

Guys

Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.

Guys, what are you doing

Guys, what was going on out there

Halt, Dangly Bells

HAMMER POUNDING

Have fun fun, Dum Dum

Have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before...

Have you seen the Neanderthals lately

He came this way

He can't talk

He could be literally anywhere by now

He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.

He does what seems like nothing

He doesn't really like the way I do my hair.

He just doesn't get it, you know

He must

He must remain here

He never did

He really wanted to come

He said, "We must leave this place immediately."

He seems well toned and lean

He still hasn't finished all his thank you notes from his bar mitzvah.

He was a night guard

He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.

He was the funniest fool I ever met

He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.

He worked here

He's doing his Wolverine thing

He's just tracking me

He's not a chimpanzee, he's a capuchin

He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.

Hello. Welcome to the British Museum

Help

Here

Here at the Museum of Natural History

Here come Dum Dum

Here's your tablet

Hey

Hey, buddy, that's not an exit

Hey, buddy, this is all pretend

Hey, buddy. Um

Hey, Cecil

Hey, Dr. McPhee

Hey, Gus. You're looking well

Hey, guy. We're just passing through

Hey, guys, what's going on

Hey, how we doing, Sac

Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you

Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.

Hey, listen. Um

Hey, look at me

Hey, man, you okay

Hey, man. (SNAPS FINGERS)

Hey, Team Daley

Hey, that was a good one

Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt

Hey, you guys, how you doing

Hey! Give me the tablet

Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh

Hey. Thank you

Hi, Garuda. How you doing

Hi, how are you? I'm Larry

Hi, there

Hi. Hey. Sorry

Hi. Thank you

His eyes are very blue

Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,

How are we going to find them now

How bad is it

How big you guys are

How could it be special effects

How could it not be special effects

How do I look

How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy

How exciting

How we doing

How you doing, my man

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Huge Ackman

HUGH JACKMAN: (SINGING) In short, there's simply not.

HUGH JACKMAN: Yeah, come on up

Huh? What

Hurry

I actually live in Manhattan now

I am Merenkahre

I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god

I bet you're not so mean

I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh

I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.

I can't believe we're actually still talking.

I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!

I can't move my arms

I can't really see much

I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...

I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.

I didn't really know you were coming home early.

I do very much know that, in the sense that I don't intend to apply.

I don't know how long it will hold her, though.

I don't know if that's the thing for me...

I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!

I don't know who you are

I don't know. It's just kind of going

I don't know. Just be prepared

I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.

I don't think this guy's moved on

I don't understand

I don't understand one thing that's going on here.

I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...

I don't, either. Dad, what's going on

I fear we've turned a corner

I feel a connection, too

I feel like there's always been a mutual

I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!

I get it

I got him, and what could he say for himself?

I got the main entrance

I got to go through. Really

I guess he's coming with us

I guess it's just parenting, you know

I guess this is it

I had no idea it was gonna happen

I have a saying, too

I have fulfilled my quest

I have no idea

I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

I have no idea what that means

I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.

I heard he went back to school, got his degree, became a teacher.

I is legit

I just don't pray to Ra, so

I just feel like you really listen to me.

I just know that it's the next thing

I just want to understand what the plan is.

I just want you to know

I keep looking at him through the lens of how my parents raised me...

I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.

I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah

I know

I know how to handle this guy

I know it's a lot to take in, but please, just give me the tablet.

I know this sounds crazy

I know we have a weird

I know what you're playing at

I know who you are. You're the security guard.

I know, but it doesn't sound as cool

I know, the whole

I know. Just

I love the costumes

I love the enthusiasm

I love you

I love you, too

I mean

I mean, games, right? You know

I mean, get the degree, then take a break.

I mean, he's a smart kid

I mean, it's all contextual, and I do

I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...

I must find the Holy Grail

I need to talk to you about the tablet

I need you to let me take the tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.

I promise we won't tell anybody

I really changed my perspective on everything.

I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.

I ride for Camelot tonight

I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.

I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.

I shall never forget your bravery

I shall not say goodbye

I shan't ask you again, fool

I should get back to Mom's, or something.

I should like to comment

I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.

I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...

I think I have to go talk to him

I think I want to DJ in Ibiza

I think it could be cool

I think it's right here

I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.

I thought it meant the end of the world

I thought you might like to meet them

I thought you were going to Egypt

I told you we don't have time for this

I told you, I can't help you

I totally support that. All you had to do was tell me.

I tried to move on

I turned out okay after about 20 years in a lot of dead ends.

I understand now

I understand that and I totally respect you.

I want to spread my wings

I want to take a year off

I want you to meet my friends

I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?

I was Pharaoh

I wasn't there a lot of the time

I will never forget you

I wish I could talk to these guys

I won't say anything if you won't

I wonder what's up with it

I would like to do exactly what you just said.

I, on the other hand

I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed...

I'd like to help you

I'll get the boy

I'll kiss your staff

I'll miss you, you know

I'll see you

I'll take that hand now

I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.

I'm asking you to please go with me on this.

I'm becoming wax again, son

I'm coming, my love

I'm confused, because there's not a list...

I'm doing some research

I'm figuring it all out, you know

I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.

I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.

I'm half Irish, half *******

I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.

I'm Laaa

I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.

I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.

I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick

I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!

I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.

I'm not

I'm not actually Guinevere

I'm not an expert

I'm not asking you to understand, I'm just asking you to trust me.

I'm not freaking out

I'm not going anywhere

I'm not gonna get into NYU

I'm not gonna let you go

I'm not gonna look at your nose

I'm not gonna play this game with you

I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go

I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.

I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry

I'm sort of set up to track your phone

I'm super sorry. I know it's a lot going on, Hun, monkey.

I'm supposed to take care of you guys

I'm very glad

I'm wax, she's polyurethane

I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...

I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.

I've still got it, pal

Ibiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.

If anyone disturbs this tomb

If it doesn't get moonlight

If the tablet dies

If there is no Camelot

If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.

If we go, I will break you

If you don't help me

If you give me the tablet, I promise I won't...

If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?

Iiepwop

Iiepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?

IMITATING ELECTRONIC BEEPING

IMITATING GRUNTING

IMITATING MOCKINGLY

In Ibiza

In the three years that I've worked here.

INCOHERENT JABBER

Indeed

Instead, we shipped Ahk and the tablet off to New York...

Is happening

Is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...

Is it cool if I just make my drop

Is it okay if I don't

Is it true what he says

Isn't this cool, man, you and me in London?

It can be confusing at first

It compute with him

It does glow

It doesn't even sound real

It doesn't matter, because right now

It is I

It is I who have been the fool

It is not great

It is the duty of a true knight

It is, indeed

It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.

It might be less complicated if you stopped following a chimpanzee.

It needs moonlight

It really is hard not to look at

It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.

It was a joint expedition

It was about them

It was never about the tablet

It was your fault! They were your special effects!

It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.

It'll last longer

It's 3:00 AM

It's a big deal for us

It's a dolphin

It's a strange thing

It's a Xiangliu

It's all right, Larry

It's always been exactly the same

It's as elusive as human happiness

It's basically what I keep telling Nick

It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.

It's better with the claws and no shirt

It's his first night

It's just a

It's kind of complicated

It's like our hearts are in perfect sync with each other right now.

It's like the green rust is affecting them.

It's losing its power

It's more one of those

It's not inhibited by the language barrier.

It's not real

It's okay, Lawrence

It's old news

It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...

It's out

It's sunrise

It's that thing Ahk is holding

It's the British Museum, sir

It's time for your next adventure

It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.

It's what we are

JABBERING CONTINUES

JABBERING INCOHERENTLY

JEDEDIAH: Boy, you said it

JEDEDIAH: Gigantor, get your flashlight out!

JEDEDIAH: Last roundup, kemosabe

JEDEDIAH: Pull

JEDEDIAH: Still in one piece

JEDEDIAH: Sure is quiet around here

JEDEDIAH: We're a long way from home, boy

JEDEDIAH: What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?

JEDEDIAH: Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.

Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.

Just keep it, okay

Just like Erik

Just send a smiley face

Just stay close

Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?

Just... Go over there

Keep hopping

Keep the scrunchies

KEY POUNDING

King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.

Kiss my staff

KNIGHT LAUGHING

Laaa

LAAA GRUNTING

LAAA GRUNTING INCOHERENTLY

Laaa, I got this, all right

Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.

Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.

Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.

Laaa! Laaa, stop that

Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa

Lancelot

Lancelot is a legend

Larry

Larry Daley and his fanciful tales

Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.

Larry said you could be trusted

LARRY SIGHS

Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.

Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...

LARRY: Come on

LARRY: I don't know what's going on with everybody here...

LARRY: Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.

LARRY: Oh, no

LARRY: Orion, don't

LARRY: Sorry folks, a little technical issue. What are you doing?

LARRY: They're just a little freaked out

LARRY: We can't let him leave the building

LARRY: When the tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life, he's gonna sneak us in.

Larry's probably worried about us

LAUGHING

LAUGHING AND WHOOPING

LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

LAUGHS

Lawrence

Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by

Lawrence, we have a problem

Let me go, Lawrence

Let no man stand between you and your destiny.

Let us go, son

Let's come back tomorrow

Let's drop the silks

Let's go home

Let's not even clean up, right

Let's reboot the whole energy, the whole tone of this puppy...

Let's wake it up and then kill it

Listen to him, monkey face

Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you

Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.

Listen, could you take a look at that tablet?

Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?

Listen, nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?

Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?

Look there. Good. Stay

Look to the heavens

Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.

Look, you can't be doing this right now

Looking good. I like the tie

Looks like a kid, huh

LOUD THUDDING

Magic tablet

Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay

MAMMOTH BELLOWING

MAN CONTINUES IN ARABIC

MAN SHOUTING IN ARABIC

MAN: Blimey

MAN: Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.

MAN: Oi, mate

Mankind has looked to the heavens

May I have a word

Maybe this kid can

Maybe we'd better talk alone

MEN CLAMOURING

MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

METAL CREAKING

Mmm hmm

Mmm. Night guard doing research

MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS

MUSIC STOPS

My actual son, Nicky

My father knew the secrets of the tablet better than I did.

My God, it's been years

My men are terrified. We must leave

NEANDERTHALS GRUNTING

Never mind

Never run from a big cat, Lawrence

New York's glitterati have all turned out...

Newborns are stronger but it matters not.

Nick is right

NICK: Dad, what's the plan here, anyway

NICK: Is that Octavius's cape

Nicky! Nicky! Stop hopping

Nicky. That's not

Nicky... give me your phone

No comprendo, amigo

No idea that would work

No one shall look at, or mention, my nose from this moment forward!

No possible benefit whatsoever

No, I think we got it from here

No, I wink with both eyes

No, I'm looking at your eyes

No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada

No, it's Hugh Jackman

No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...

No, no! You wouldn't

No, not your Dada

No, they don't. Plans don't change

No, they have a totally different legal system here.

No, we're not trying to take it, we're trying to fix it.

No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?

Not for me, there aren't

Not real

Not this kid, all right

Not working

Nothing

Nothing can bring it back

Now I know you're mental

Now meet this hammer

Now seems like a good time

Now we can kill it

Now who's this son of a gun

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.

Now, post these adorable kittens

Now, you

Obviously, we came along, too

Octavius

OCTAVIUS: It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?

OCTAVIUS: We feel awful

OCTAVIUS: Well done, Larry

OCTAVIUS: Without the tablet, it's just like any other museum.

Of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...

Off to the toot toot

Oh ! Hey! Whoa! Dexter

Oh, "destiny" may be overstating it a bit.

Oh, and I reviewed fire safety procedures with the primordial men.

Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?

Oh, and then what? Back to the museum

Oh, come on, of course you could

Oh, Dexter

Oh, I know you hate this job and everything, but tomorrow night...

Oh, monkeys. Terrific

Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman

Oh, Teddy

Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you

Okay, a little muscle

Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up. I don't want to make anybody nervous...

Okay, I

Okay, I love the costume

Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.

Okay, Laaa. We gotta go

Okay, listen up, guys

Okay? So am I

Okay. All right, fine. You want to spread your wings a little...

Okay. Hey

Okay. I think we're

Okay. We just

One day, I promise you,

One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park...

One of the Knights of the Round Table

Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.

Ooh la la

Open

Open the door with your head

Open your mind

Orion, the hunter

Otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.

Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.

Our family could be together forever,

Our fool

Our tomb was designed to channel Khonsu's rays down to the tablet...

Our very survival is at stake

PANTING

People are strange

Perhaps I should accompany you in

Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.

Please. Okay

Pompeii

Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...

Present company included

President of the United States of America.

Put it down. It's dangerous

Ready to take on the world all by himself.

Really

Really, man, thank you

Reeju

Reginald

REGINALD: We've put all that tablet stuff behind us, Larry.

Rejuvenating its powers every night

REPEATING IN LOCAL DIALECT

REPEATS IN ARABIC

Rexy

Rexy is waxed and buffed

Right here

Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.

Right? Okay, sorry

Right. Well

ROARING

ROARING CONTINUES

ROARS

Robert

ROBERT: C.J? Are you all right

ROBERT: That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

Roles that we put ourselves into, but why does it have to be that way?

SACAJAWEA: It's the right thing to do

Same as you

Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.

SCRATCHING

SCREAMING

SCREAMING CONTINUES

SCREAMING LOUDLY

SCREECHING

See you tomorrow night

See, just

See? Bye

Seeing your boy become a man

Send us back to the slammer

Sexiest night guard we ever had

Shame on you, Arthur

She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...

SHOUTING VICTORIOUSLY

SHRIEKING

Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?

SIGHS

SIGHS DEEPLY

Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...

Sir Lancelot

Sir Lancelot, at your service

Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.

SIR LANCELOT: What is the quest? Gold

Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?

So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...

So I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...

So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.

So that, as long as it bathed in his light...

So they let you travel

So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere

So, Ibiza

SOBBING

SOFT WHIRRING

Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt

Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...

Something took hold of us like an evil spell!

Something's up with it

Something's up with your eye, but

Sorry

Sorry to interrupt whatever

Sorry, not my first quest

Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.

Sorry. I'm just processing that

Sorry. I'm sorry

Sort of respect for each other

Sort of thing

Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...

Sounds like a plan

Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick

Speak softly and carry a big stick

SPEAKING GIBBERISH

SPEAKING IN ARABIC

SPEAKING IN LOCAL DIALECT

Special effects"? More like "special

Stand there as little children ogle and point?

Stay

Stay back! Stay back

Stay back! You don't scare me

Stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...

Stop it

Stop looking at my nose

Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!

Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!

Summon the apparatus

Sun goes down

Sun is going down. We should get going

Sweet

Tablet starts to glow

Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow

Teddy

TEDDY CONTINUES JABBERING

Teddy is grooming his moustache

Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?

TEDDY: Lawrence

TEDDY: So, Lawrence what's the plan of attack?

TEDDY: Thank you for your patronage

TEDDY: Then we're agreed

TEDDY: Theodore Roosevelt

Than all the wonders of the ancient world.

Than here in

Thank you

Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry...

Thank you, Dangly Bells

Thank you. That was amazing

That I'm not even aware of

That is a deceptively large box

That means you guys would have to stay

That the buck starts and stops with me

That was actually very cool

That you might have on the tablet of Ahkmenrah.

That's not how a quest works

That's often his way

That's right

That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.

That's the challenge

That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!

That's what I do

The constellations

The director of this museum, which I still am.

The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.

The end will come

The fool seems agitated

The Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.

The knight on the horse that just rode through!

The locals, they warned us

The monkey was the quest

The moon god bestowed his power upon the tablet...

The mummy and the tablet, both

The only thing that I got is this

The others

The others and I have been talking

The past is the past. We've moved on

The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.

The River Thames

The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.

The storm is almost upon us

The tablet is actually magic

The Tablet of Ahkmenrah

The tablet starts to glow

The tablet that you carry is magic

The tablet. Now

The whole DJ thing, Dad

Then I'll get you some diapers

Then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.

Then they're not real

Then you'd better hurry

Then you've done your job

There

There are far less noble fates, my friend.

There he is. That's our guy

There is no Guinevere and no Lancelot

There is no time

There is strange magic in the air, and dangerous beasts are afoot.

There it goes again

There never was a Lancelot

There were lions chasing us

There's

There's nothing on it

There's something happening with it

There's something wrong with it

These cats want to play

These things really do save lives

They begged us to leave that tomb alone

They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.

They must be unbelievably stupid

They must have fallen out while we were running.

They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...

They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.

They were very happy, always singing with the candles.

They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.

They're all acting weird

They're as crazy as road lizards

They're as real as any of us

They're just things

They're trying to catch the light

Things really do come to life at night

This is a Roman city

This is it

This is kind of unusual

This is the end, boy

This is the last roundup

This is the most conversation I've had

This is where it belongs, Gigantor

This museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.

This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...

This one turned to wax as well

This place is waking up for the first time...

THUDDING CONTINUES

TILLY SNORING

TILLY: He never even listens to me

TILLY: Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend

Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy

Tiny little

To become the person that he's meant to be.

To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the tablet.

To King Arthur

To protect and care for those in need

To the shack

To the Sun

To think it was a tablet all along

Tonight gonna be fun fun

Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...

Too dark

Too late

Traveling 4 leagues per hour

Uh, I'm just looking for anything

Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.

Uh, not exactly

Under authority of me, of course

Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.

Unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...

Up there on the roof, when

Using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.

Very good

Wait a minute. C.J

Wait, it is kind of working

Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying

Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?

Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?

Wait. Wait

Want to play fetch

Was it something we said

Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.

We are, but we got to do this first

We belong in New York

We better let Larry know we're okay

We can't let him leave the building

We could jump down, hope for the best

We don't know what's up here, either

We don't understand what it is

We got to get to Egypt now

We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.

We gotta find Lancelot

We had a plan, it changed

We have this dynamic, we have this tension.

We have to

We just have calculus together

We just worked there

We load the trucks

We must never speak of what happened here today.

We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...

We owned 40,000 of them

We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.

We shall drink dragon's blood from the Victor's cup.

We should have listened

We would be very honored if you could take a look at the tablet.

We'd get you one of those hats with the funny little dangly bells.

We'll find him

We're all finding this super creepy, right?

We're becoming less useful by the minute.

We're gonna figure this out tomorrow

We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.

We're just as God made us

We're just watching kittens

We're museum exhibits, Laredo

We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.

We're off

We're ready

We've reached something of an understanding.

We've run out of time

Well, good luck with that

Well, it has been 4,000 years

Well, that's not real

Well, they let me travel. You know where?

Well, we try to stay a little more open minded.

Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition...

Well, you can't

What

What about my nose

What are you doing

What are you doing here

What are you gonna say

What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!

What are you thinking

What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.

What do you mean

What have they done to Camelot

What is happening to you

What is that

What makes you so curious about the tablet?

What makes you think this is okay

What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.

What the heck is Short Stack doing here

What were you doing to that dolphin, man?

What? Excuse me! Hey

What? No

What? No, it's asleep

What? You okay there? Huh

What's going on

What's going on with this wind, Pop

What's up

Whatever, man

When he must slay his own dragon

When I'm not at Mom's you leave me alone, like, every night.

When, in reality, he's his own person

Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?

Where the devil could Lancelot be

Where the heck is everybody

Which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay?

Who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?

Who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...

Who would have ever thought

Who's gonna look away first

Whoa

Whoa, whoa

Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down

Whoo wee! He's got it, boy

Why

Why don't you take a picture

Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?

Will get it

WIND HOWLING

With my edict of approval to Facebook

With your ninja swords

WOMAN: Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...

Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!

Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.

Wow! That's really good

Wow. Okay. Um

Yeah

Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.

Yeah, all right. Confirming

Yeah, also head of the Night Program

Yeah, but if you

Yeah, but it

Yeah, but with a wink

Yeah, Dada

Yeah, he's, uh

Yeah, hi. How's it going

Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.

Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.

Yeah, that's pretty obvious

Yeah, this is my son

Yeah, we look like each other, I know. It's a joke that somebody played.

Yeah, well, my guys are missing and Dexter's gonna find them.

Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...

Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead

Yeah! Get some

Yeah! Yeah

Yeah. Laaa, okay

Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen

Yeah. They really weren't happy

Yeah. Uh

Yeah. Uh... Wow

Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.

Yes, but we're real people

Yes, he is

Yes, I signed the paperwork

Yes, I'm fine

Yes, we look similar

Yes! Yeah, well, you're right

Yet, he's still handsome

You all right

You are speaking with a pharaoh

You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.

You are? I love ****

You better come see this

You better get ready

You better let me out of here, you revolting ape man!

You can't change the plan

You didn't go to college

You didn't know him, did you

You don't deserve your crown, and you don't deserve your queen!

You don't freak out

You don't have to come down. It's okay, really.

You don't know that

You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.

You fall right into it

You fought bravely, sire

You gave it a Texas "hell yeah

You got 15 minutes till showtime

You got finals, your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?

You have a noble face, Nick

You just hit things

You just said this was a really cool idea.

You know

You know he's a monkey, Lawrence

You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...

You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?

You know what you have to do

You know what? I got a job for you

You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.

You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.

You look like Lancelot

You look like you're doing pretty good

You may want to give it a look

You okay

You pillage

You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.

You speak English

You too

You want diapers again? Huh

You want to play with this bone

You want to play, huh

You want to spread your wings, that's great.

You were born at midnight

You were instantly more precious to me...

You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring

You will show respect

You won't be alive after tonight

You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.

You! I knew you smelled a bit off

You'll get it back, I promise

You're "Laaa

You're about to learn

You're gonna be great

You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.

You're in

You're in so much trouble

You're just a little puppy who wants to play.

You're not real

You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.

You're real

You're right. It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.

You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?

You've done your job

You've served my family well

Your nose is dripping

Your nose, it's

"Ask not what your country can do for you..." Shh.

(ALL CLAMOURING) (REXY ROARS)

(ALL SHOUTING) (AUDIENCE SCREAMING)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) What?

(AUDIENCE SCREAMS) Jeez!

(BOTH CHUCKLE) (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

(CATS MEWING) OCTAVIUS: Did you see that?

(CHATTERING) What do you see, Dex?

(CHATTERS) JEDEDIAH: Whoa! Whoa!

(CHATTERS) LARRY: Huh?

(CHUCKLES) Now wait a second!

(CHUCKLES) Wow.

(CROWD CLAMOURING) What are they doing?

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (LAAA GRUNTING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) Uh, okay.

(GASPS) Whoa!

(GIGGLING) LARRY: All of us.

(GROANING) Your, uh...

(GRUNTING) No, he doesn't.

(GRUNTS) (AUDIENCE GASPS AND CHEERS)

(GRUNTS) Shut up! Shut up in your face!

(KEYPAD BEEPING) (LINE RINGING)

(LAUGHING) (ROARING)

(LAUGHS) Come here.

(LIONS ROARING) (WOMEN SHRIEKING)

(MUFFLED) Pompeii! I'm sorry.

(MUSIC BLARING) Hey!

(OCTAVIUS LAUGHING) JEDEDIAH: Look at that!

(ROARING) Run!

(SCREAMING) Ha ha!

(SCREAMING) SIR LANCELOT: Fantastic! It's awake!

(SHOUTING IN ARABIC) (SCREAMING)

(SIGHS) We're gonna go around it.

(STAMMERING) No, I know. That's a joke.

(WHINING EXCITEDLY) Here you go. Go fetch.

(YELPS) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(YELPS) Stop it. Stop, okay?

A dragon. No, it's not a dragon. It's a...

A smiley face and a wink! (KEYS POUNDING)

all because of this tablet. (SCREECHING)

All chalked up, ready to go? (CHATTERS)

All right. (GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)

ALL: Oh! (CHATTERING)

and hopefully get the tablet fixed. Huh?

and watcher over nighttime travelers... (CHANTING)

Are you gonna mug me? What?

Attila! NICK: Dad!

Beautiful, huh? Yeah.

Because it isn't! Of course it is!

Bully! (SCREAMS)

but could never find. (AUDIENCE MURMURING)

But I really enjoy it. Mmm hmm.

But when I first gazed upon you... (COOING)

Camelot. At long last!

Come on. This way. (ANIMALS GRUNTING)

Cue the music. (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Dada! ALL: Dada!

Dada? What?

Didn't you just see that? See what?

Do you speak in beats? Why are you freaking out?

Do you speak Spanish? No.

Ever used a blade? Only in World of Warcraft!

Everybody okay? Yes, Lawrence.

Fetch on this. What?

Give me the tablet. How hard could it be not to look at my nose?

Give me the tablet. Look away.

Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah!

Good, stay. Stay!

Good? All right, you is legit.

Good. Okay.

Got it. Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.

Great. Battle of San Juan Hill cool as a cucumber.

Great. Halfway down, stacks on your left.

Guinevere, my love. Hi.

Have you ever seen it like this before? Never.

He recognized you. Yeah, that was awesome.

He worked here? Yeah, when he grew up.

Hey, Teddy, ready to roll? Indeed, Lawrence.

I don't want to just wait in the truck. I said go! Windows up!

I need you to listen to me. Oh.

I need you to listen to me. Uh...

I wasn't like that. You were!

I wasn't looking at it. You were, I saw you.

I will lead you. No, it's okay.

I'm having trouble hearing you! Pompeii!

I'm Sophie. Sophie?

I'm telling you, this is what happens. What?

I'm winking. You're blinking.

I'm your dad. Thanks.

It's a Garuda from Tibet. A Garuda?

It's disorienting at first. No.

It's great, though, innit? It is.

It's me! I don't know you.

It's okay! Just hang on! Is this part of it?

It's over there! You mean up there.

It's special effects. It's not special effects.

Jed and Octavius? (CONTINUES)

Jed! Octo!

Laaa. (GRUNTS)

LARRY: Hello? DR. MCPHEE: Larry.

Lawrence? Yeah?

Lawrence? Yeah.

Look, Leslie... (YELPS)

MAN: Mr. Fredericks! What?

May I suggest a different plan? What?

Maybe you saw me on stage... Your voice is like music...

Maybe. I don't know. Nicky.

Monkey, stop it! (CHATTERING)

Nah. Please.

Nick. Oh, we're stopping.

Nicky, this is Laaa. What's up?

Nicky! (GRUNTING)

Nicky. Yeah.

No. Home. Here. Home.

No. Yeah.

No. Stop. Dada.

Not at all. (MACHINE POWERING UP)

Now, get down. What?

Octavius, I think this belongs to you. Thank you.

Of course. Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.

Oh, that's close! Need some help?

Oh, yeah. Wonderful.

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

Oh. Hammer! It's for...

Oh. Hi.

Okay, Rexy, do me a favor. (GRUNTS)

Okay? (AGREEING IN LOCAL DIALECT)

Okay? Yep.

Okay. TILLY: All right.

Or they were "special rejects!" (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

Plans change. No, they don't.

Please, Robert, it's been two months! Archie, I'm not stopping!

Probably not. Probably.

Really? No. They left.

Really? Trixey, sit.

Really? Yeah. No, we're good.

Right. (IMITATING BLADES WHOOSHING)

Right. It was good.

Seriously, what were you thinking? (CONTINUES GRUNTING)

SIR LANCELOT: (SHOUTING) Hi yeah! (HORSE NEIGHING)

Stand back! Whoa!

Stay! Good! Go!

Stay! Stay.

Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh?

Such lovely people. Here we go.

Summon the apparatus. Yeah.

Sure. It's real.

Teddy! TEDDY: Charge!

Teddy. The tablet, now!

Thank you. All right, I'll open the gate.

Thank you. You won't get away with this!

Thanks. Dad, what are you doing?

Thanks. Thanks for the help.

Thanks. Yeah.

That's hilarious. (GRUNTING SOFTLY)

the Moon, and the stars. (MOUTHING)

The museum has added a new one. LARRY: What? No.

There's plenty of room! Come on back!

Think you can handle it? (CHATTERING)

Uh... That's a ridiculous name!

Uh... With your gun, with a silencer,

Um... (CLEARS THROAT) Do you feel what...

We were right in there. You were tonight.

What? It's melting.

What? Move.

What's the list? It's a short list.

When you almost... (CHATTERING)

Whoa! (GROANS)

Why not? Because he's a boy!

Why? For Dex.

Wonderful. Confirm it.

Yeah, I am. Good.

Yeah, I'm fine! I'm coming down!

Yeah, yeah. I got a delivery...

Yeah? Stop talking.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. (IMITATING GROWL)

Yeah. We've got a nice life here.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know?

Yes. Please. No way, José.

You could be a fool. I don't know about that.

You don't know that. No, I do.

You gotta relax, okay? (SHOUTING)

You have what he had. The gift. That's weird.

You might want to... No.

You mind? (SNORTING)

You okay? Yeah, thanks.

You plunder! (MUTTERING)

You want to know the truth? Go on.

"defects!" (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

"I'm only in charge of all the special effects."

"Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"

"Spying on" is not the same thing as just looking out for someone.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"

(CHUCKLES) Okay. I'll see you later.

(CHUCKLING) Hmm?

(GASPS) Reeju Philbo?

(LAUGHING) Got you!

(MOUTHING) Thank you.

(MUFFLED) Pompeii!

(NORMAL VOICE) I've just told you I'm being fired,

(WHISPERING) Get back.

(WHISPERING) We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.

(WHISPERING) With the top secret knowledge.

(WHISPERS) Cue the constellations.

(WHISPERS) Dada.

(WHISPERS) It's disgusting.

Night at the Museum 3
Title: Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb Year: 2014 Are you ready for a thrilling adventure that transcends time and space? Look no further than Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb, a fascinating film that takes audiences on an unforgettable journey inside the British Museum. Released in 2014, this comedic fantasy film is the final installment of the beloved Night at the Museum trilogy, captivating audiences with its humor, heartwarming storyline, and an all-star cast that brings history to life. Directed by Shawn Levy, Night at the Museum 3 stars the late comedic genius, Robin Williams, in his final role as Theodore Roosevelt. Other notable cast members include Ben Stiller as Larry Daley, Owen Wilson as Jedediah Smith, Steve Coogan as Octavius, and Ricky Gervais as Dr. McPhee. The film also introduces new characters played by Rebel Wilson, Dan Stevens, and Ben Kingsley, adding fresh energy to the story. Night at the Museum 3 continues the fantastical adventures of Larry, a former night guard at the American Museum of Natural History, as he embarks on a mission to save his magical friends from losing their powers forever. When the ancient Egyptian tablet responsible for bringing the exhibits to life begins to corrode, Larry journeys to London to uncover the secrets behind the tablet's origins and find a way to restore its power. As Larry explores the historic halls of the British Museum, he encounters well-known historical figures along the way. Cast members such as Ben Kingsley embody the ancient Pharaoh Merenkahre, while Dan Stevens portrays Sir Lancelot, the noble knight from Arthurian legend. These encounters with legendary figures lend an air of exhilaration to the film, as Larry and his friends navigate through thrilling obstacles and comedic mishaps to achieve their goal. Night at the Museum 3 masterfully blends humor and heart, providing poignant moments that explore themes of friendship, legacy, and the importance of embracing the unknown. While Larry races against time to save his friends, he also grapples with the imminent closure of the museum and his own personal journey of self-discovery. Through his interactions with his museum companions and his son Nick, played by Skyler Gisondo, Larry learns valuable life lessons that resonate with audiences of all ages. One of the standout features of Night at the Museum 3 is its clever utilization of historical settings and remarkable visual effects. The British Museum provides a stunning backdrop for the film, allowing audiences to immerse themselves in its grandeur and beauty. From the Egyptian wing to the Roman Hall, every exhibit comes to life with breathtaking detail and intricate animation. This attention to detail transports viewers into a whimsical world where history comes alive before their very eyes. Now, if you want to relive the magic of Night at the Museum 3, you can play and download these sounds here. Immerse yourself in the lively banter between Larry and his friends, the captivating music score by Alan Silvestri, and the uproarious laughter brought about by the brilliant comedic performances. Rediscover the wonder and excitement of this beloved film through its vibrant soundscapes. In conclusion, Night at the Museum 3: Secret of the Tomb is a delightful cinematic experience that invites viewers on an extraordinary adventure through time. With its star-studded cast, unforgettable characters, and enthralling storyline, it has become a cherished addition to the Night at the Museum franchise. So, grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and let the magic of Night at the Museum 3 transport you to a world where history truly comes alive. Note: Unfortunately, as an AI language model, I am not able to provide sounds or allow downloads. However, you can explore various streaming platforms or digital stores to access the film's sounds.
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