A bike and...
A bit...
A child's been missed!
A child's...
A list of Trelews. l just clicked on the first one!
A nipper? Cor!
A nipper.
A picture of you in the sleigh delivering the gift...
A shooting star!
A Spanish boy?
Abandon the North Pole!
Able to reach 50,000 miles per hour at a height of 40,000 feet.
After all the hard work, l wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
Ahead, there's a !
Air bag.
Alert level six.
Aliens. Aliens from space.
All correct presents, present and correct.
All is
All is calm
All right.
All sorted. Steve's...
All that fuss over one kid.
All the Christmas fuss.
All the Santas taking the missing present.
All their technology against my Evie.
All this for one child. ln 600 million.
All those bright ideas, eh?
All those stars.
Always so busy.
And Not you, you bag of fleas.
And about this child you missed...
And Arthur, yes, doing...
And as long we get the bike to Gwen before she wakes up, then Santa came!
And do you want to ?
And Evie can go back in mothballs. You can forget she ever existed.
And furry.
And get me lT.
And he can get around the world to every child...
And he cares!
And he's as good a man as any Santa there's ever been.
And how do you get down the chimneys?
And how many cookies and mince pies have you eaten in all of history?
And l said to myself, "Bryony, the wrapping looks okay. Thank goodness.
And may 1 00 percent of your Christmases be white.
And my camera, totally banjaxed.
And my splendid...
And Santa's in there!
And there are millions of roads in the world.
And there's Arthur.
And we have a new Santa!
And we've got quite a few reindeer left.
And you'll never get to be Santa.
And, if l'm sick again, l could be sick in a bag.
And, yes, do believe in Santa.
Anyway....
Apologies for the minor delay.
Are you Saint Nicholas?
Aren't you the fancy nancy? Don't matter what you come up with.
Arthur and Grandsanta are out there...
Arthur, Christmas is not a time for emotion.
Arthur, do you really think you can row the Atlantic Ocean in the next...
Arthur!
Arthur!
Arthur!
Arthur!
Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!
Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!
Arthur! You're compromising...
Arthur?
Arthur?
Arthur?
Arthur.
Arthur.
Arthur...
Ask him. Please.
At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock!
Back wheel!
Bad doggy!
Bash it with a brick, Arthur. Go on.
Because you'd be incredibly old.
Beg your pardon. Well done!
Big girl's blouse.
Big scratch...
Bigger ergo better.
Biggest map in the world!
Both of you.
Breaking the rules, even in the old days.
Bright
Brilliant.
Brilliant. Thank you, Bryony.
Bryony Shelfley, it's her HOHO.
Bryony Shelfley. There's...
Bryony Shelfley...
Bryony!
Bryony?
Bryony?
Bryony?
But
But aren't you in charge, sir?
But could you not be in Mission Control...
But don't we need a whole one?
But it can't be done.
But maybe the aliens come in peace?
But please don't bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn.
But she doesn't still go?
But that present should not be lying in the "
But that'll ruin the magic.
But there's a child without a present.
But there's nothing there.
But, sir...
But, Steve...
Buttons?
By the time the sun comes up on Christmas Day, he'll get to you too...
Bye bye, Maria.
Call the keeper!
Calm, people!
Can l ?
Can l have a go? Please, please, please?
Can't be done.
Captain Marino...
Carrot chomped.
CCTV...
Cheats, the pair of you!
Chicago wasn't on the map?
Chief De Silva.
Children don't matter?
Children...
Christmas 1 923...
Christmas 1 941 , World War ll...
Christmas accomplished.
Christmas doesn't matter!
Christmas is for kids. You grow out of it.
Coated in lead paint.
Code red.
Coffee machine's by the door. Good night, Santa.
Come away!
Come back!
Come home now!
Come on, lad!
Come on, lad. You're as much use...
Come on. Worry me, quickly!
Coming right up.
Could Dad do that? Did he make a snowman for Steve?
Could you please type faster?
Couldn't look me in the eye.
Craft.
Curtains.
Dad, wait.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad! Dad!
Dancer.
Dash away!
Dash!
Dash!
Dash!
Dash!
Dash!
Dash! Dash!
Dasher.
Dear Alessandro...
Dear Arthur.
Dear Gwen, thank you for your letter...
Dear Lars, l promise Santa will come.
Dear Santa, are you real?
Dear Xiao Ling, thanks for your letter...
Dear, l'm sorry.
Deep, crisp, even.
Delete rice pudding and carrot. German leave out for Santa...
Denmark cleared.
Depends on the angle the sleigh hits. You might just get beheaded.
Descend 1 000 feet.
Did he?
Didn't we, lad?
Do l?
Do not Look. Look!
Do something. Arthur!
Do this one.
Do you know, Arthur, there is a way.
Do you mind if l ?
Do you want to tell me to let you in?
Does it?
Does that make me a bad Santa?
Does your sack have to get bigger every year...
Doesn't even matter if it's...
Dog food incoming.
Don't be silly, l'm Santa. Can't you see from me suit?
Don't be upset. Look.
Don't get bit, mind. They can smell fear.
Don't leave me, Arthur!
Don't need him to tell me what's ahead.
Don't worry, sir. Children are...
Don't worry. Only a raving lunatic
Don't you want to help for once?
Doubt it.
Drive on the right. National dish: sausage.
Drop complete.
Drop complete. Stand by, S 1 .
Drop time...
Eighteen.
Elf down.
Elf, back me up if you want a career.
Elf, how do you fancy being the one to tell his parents about all this?
Engage rooftops.
England!
England.
Ernie Clicker, sir.
Espresso machine broken.
Even if you could squeeze down it in one minute...
Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark.
Every young heir to the Pole gets took out by his father.
Everybody, mission...
Everything all right?
Everything changes.
Evie?
Except, of course, for the S 1 .
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse!
Father?
Fencer!
Field elves, jingle! Drop time, 1 8.14 seconds per household.
Fine, fine. Probably just....
Fine. l'm the candle, Arthur's the turkey...
Finger!
First Field Elf Battalion, set.
Fish!
Five countries ago, sir.
Flensburg weather:
Follow me.
For Christmas l would love a pink Twinkle Bike with stabilizers.
For Christmas l'd like a pink Twinkle Bike.
For goodness sake!
For the love of Lulu...
Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting on his calculator after another job.
Forgot the PlN code.
Forty six, 45...
Four!
France.
Friends, on this night of peace, we stand confronted...
From Maria Costa.
Front wheel!
Frosty the Madman. He forced me to come.
German, leave out the carrot. ls Santa on shoe?
Germany.
Get it over.
Get me down!
Get off me!
Get off! No!
Get off.
Give me that.
Globular warming.
Go in through the robin.
Go on, Arthur. Quick!
Go on, elf.
Go on, Festive Freddie...
Go on.
Go!
Good idea. A child's...
Good morning, Gwen. Ho, ho, et cetera.
Good night, Dad.
Good night, dear.
Good night, Malcolm.
Good night!
Good. Wrap yourself a parachute.
Goodbye, Evie.
Goodness! Down, boy! Basket.
Goodness. Now....
Got it!
Got it.
Got to get this letter from Maria Costa...
Got to play her gentle.
GPS? Why didn't you say?
Grab its antlers and tug.
Grandsanta and Arthur would be...
Grandsanta says he's not here.
Grandsanta, you can be this charming relic.
Grandsanta!
Grandsanta.
Grandsanta...
Great great grandchildren of the original eight.
Gwen can't not have a present from Santa.
Gwen Hines on Christmas Day
Gwen Hines.
Gwen just has to have a present from Santa.
Gwen thinks you're coming.
Gwen would never have seen that.
Gwen. For that, you'd threaten my whole operation?
Hand me my Me suit.
Hands up!
Happy Christmas, cows!
Happy Christmas, Margaret.
Happy Christmas!
Happy Christmas.
Happy Christmas.
He had to go into hiding.
He is real.
He likes these slippers even more than you do!
He missed one.
He was right.
He'd have to get past...
He'll destroy Christmas.
He's a worrier, Arthur. What if he stops us? Gwen's forgotten.
He's crazy.
He's delivering the present.
He's not coming back!
He's red, he's white! He's worked all through the night!
He's the greatest man ever.
He's the greatest man ever.
Head of Polar Communications for 46 missions!
Heavenly peace
Heavenly peace
Hell's berries...
Hello, Evie.
Hello?
Here comes the cavalry!
Here it comes.
Here it is!
Here we are, see?
Here we go!
Here you are, Grandsanta.
Here.
Hey, fancy...
Hey, steady!
Hey, there's Dad. Santa!
Hey!
Hi. l'm looking for a missing relic.
Hold on, Father.
Hold still. Someone has to drive.
Hold tight, lad. This is where it gets...
How about a toast, Malcolm?
How can l ever write another letter saying that Santa cares?
How can you possibly be sure?
How did l ? l thought it was your mission.
How did you let it happen, Steven?
How do l get my picture now?
How do you get all the presents in the sack?
How do you have time to read all the letters...
How do you think he's...?
How many times, Arthur?
How old is this?
Hug me. Hug me.
Hull projection...
Hurt.
I put my head in ours and it's really small.
I think you are real. But how do you do it?
In 1 00 yards...
Jingle all the way
Jingle Bells This boat smells
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Just crossed into Germany, sir.
Just gotta break them in.
Just keep worrying about Gwen.
Just moving things along. Do l win?
Keep up, everybody.
L always knew she'd be needed one more time.
L am actually Santa, and l think it would be best
L am actually...
L can cycle!
L can see pink!
L can't eat that. lt gets in me teeth.
L can't fly a sleigh. l can't even ride a bike without stabilizers.
L can't look.
L can't wait for year 71 !
L can't.
L could still do it now, Arthur. Just give me a go!
L did my 70 missions...
L did nine ones in Greece.
L did the whole of Christmas in one of these, Arthur.
L didn't know...
L do.
L festivized every single country in the world. You see?
L got you a present, sir.
L guess he's harmless.
L have something. lt's very faint but
L have to worry! lt's the only thing l'm good at!
L just l can't.
L just have to keep going.
L just want it to be perfect for every kid.
L just wanted them to remember...
L know what you all say about me, you know.
L know where we can find...
L know, let's wake Steve. He'll
L lost everything in that flood!
L may just be a wrapping operative, sir, but this contravenes....
L mean, hello?
L mean, what if after all of that, l'm staying at Grandma's?
L mean, who cares about one single tiny child?
L mean...
L realize
L remember because she sent...
L remember the first time...
L remember the look on your father's face when he saw it.
L said me and Evie could get here, and we did.
L said one. Hurry up, Arthur.
L see a bit of the world in my office, you know.
L served out my mission in Gift Wrap Support.
L should cocoa.
L spotted the ribbon glinting in the shadows.
L think he's done rather splendidly.
L thought it was scrapped years ago.
L thought it would be chillier near England.
L threatened the elves. Said l'd feed them to the polar bears.
L told you, you should've written to me.
L want my bed.
L want you to locate the batteries...
L was 8. You're my dad!
L was a bit like you, lad. Keen as cranberry.
L was being ridiculous.
L was shot at, Arthur.
L went on alone.
L wish Dad could see this.
L won't sleep easy after this, Arthur, but there it is.
L wouldn't worry. lt's not like they're facing man eating lions.
L wrapped 264,000 presents in three days, sir.
L.... l work...
L'll be right back.
L'll be the candle, eh?
L'll find a way there, boy. Whatever it takes.
L'll go, sir!
L'll have that back.
L'll never forget it.
L'll show you, Robby the Robot!
L'll walk home, l'll get a boat, but l am never getting back...
L'll wrap him one.
L'm 1 36. l can't do it on me own, l need an elf.
L'm a wrapping elf. l don't navigate, l wrap. l use it to store pictures of bows.
L'm enacting mission closure.
L'm flying to this child.
L'm in charge here, not Billy the Bureaucrat.
L'm just happy being an elf, really. You know, just part of it all.
L'm not bickering. lf Steven could just...
L'm not going anywhere.
L'm not good at....
L'm not here!
L'm not just a fatty with a suit, am l?
L'm not really good with big animals.
L'm really sorry. lt's my Christmas slippers on the ice.
L'm Santa, you naughty boys. Here, have a bonbon.
L'm Santa! l'm delivering it!
L'm Santa! You handed over!
L'm so sorry.
L'm sorry l messed things up, lad.
L'm sorry!
L'm sorry. So sorry. Dad!
L'm still very much up to the job, you know.
L'm sure that even a child can understand...
L'm terribly sorry.
L'm too young to die, Arthur.
L've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights and speed and reindeer...
L've got you all a present.
L've loved it.
L've made you a nice mince pie.
L've rather moved things on since your day. Eh, Steve?
L've seen this before. Sleigh fever, they call it.
L've taped myself in! Grandsanta!
Land ahoy! There it is. Told you!
Laser guided scissors!
Last time l took Evie for a spin.
Lcelandic birch. Arctic balsa. Built in 1 845.
Lead in Christmas.
Leave me. lt's that...
Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir.
Left foot.
Let me guess. You put in the address, you saw a list of Trelews...
Let me up and at him!
Let's give them...
Let's pick this up, people!
Lf there was any way at all to make the drop tonight....
Lf we all just gave in...
Lf you help us, Steve...
Lf you live at the North Pole...
Lf you want that bike delivered...
Lf you wouldn't mind just signing a legal waiver?
Lie down!
Lights out.
Like wood.
Little bro, it's great to have you around.
Lmagine Gwen, all alone...
Ln all my years, l've never actually....
Ln fact, not even that.
Ln my day, a pat on the back and a walnut went a long way.
Ln Santa we believe!
Ln two hours, she's gonna wake up...
Lncising robin.
Lnsubordination. l'll have you harpooned, elf.
Lntel! Get me lntel!
Look what they've done to my Evie.
Look, Arthur.
Look! Christmas slippers.
Looking forward to it? Retirement?
Lot of fuss.
Love, Gwen Hines. 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew, Cornwall, England.
Ls it true children aren't real, they're just antimatter?
Ls it true you missed a child?
Ls it, now?
Ls that bird doo on your shoulder?
Ls that your leg?
Ls there a list of children who don't matter?
Ls this yours, Arthur?
Ls this...
Lsn't this the best bit of Christmas?
Lt can't be that different.
Lt certainly is, Arthur. The whole family together.
Lt doesn't matter how we got here.
Lt don't say nothing about elves, soldier. Go, go, go!
Lt features 12 separate animal sounds.
Lt has to be an error, sir.
Lt isn't of Dad...
Lt just can't be. lt can't.
Lt just won't
Lt looks like her auntie's dog, Biffo, that ran away.
Lt must be so hard being Santa these days.
Lt only goes 1 50,000...
Lt was a gift, a great big ball wrapped in oceans and mountains.
Lt was hilarious.
Lt was just one.
Lt would take such a load off his mind.
Lt'll have to do. Pass it down.
Lt'll wake the boy! He'll see Santa!
Lt's a bike!
Lt's a Handheld...
Lt's a miracle.
Lt's beautiful!
Lt's big, isn't it, the Atlantic? Think we should stop and ask someone?
Lt's Christmas
Lt's Christmas!
Lt's Christmas!
Lt's coming down through the atmosphere.
Lt's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer. That's what she's dreaming of.
Lt's gone black over Mexico. This thing's going faster...
Lt's good to get away from it all, you know.
Lt's impossible.
Lt's impossible.
Lt's like 1 81 6!
Lt's my S 1 . S for "Santa."
Lt's nice and quiet.
Lt's not 1 81 6 now.
Lt's not safe.
Lt's over a mile.
Lt's right up me steam pipe!
Lt's snow time!
Lt's so unfair.
Lt's stuck.
Lt's the 2 billion other gifts, dear. Christmas has become...
Lt's the actual sleigh.
Lt's the detachable milk maid!
Lt's the North Pole. Shut the doors.
Lt's the Quack Quack Moo Activity Farm, sir.
Lt's too noisy!
Magic dust.
Magic dust.
Maintain current....
Make a legal U turn, then slight right in 4228 miles.
Make him proud?
Malcolm, you told me he knew.
Malcolm...
Mankind greets you. Do you copy?
Margaret.
Maria Costa, Dad. Did she get the blue one?!
Marino, your HOHO is equipped with state of the art...
Marvelous. Gets me every time.
Maximum thrust.
Maybe the next...
Maybe we pulled to the right a bit. We're a reindeer short.
Me own son...
Me?
Me? No, no, no.
Meaty chunks in the hole.
Meltdown: 1 0 minutes.
Meltdown. Ten seconds to figgy Flensburg. Snowman.
Merry
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.
Mincer! Come back!
Mined from the aurora borealis.
Missed a child. Dear, oh dear, sends shivers down me shins.
Mission accomplished!
Mission accomplished.
Mum, are you okay?
Mummy, Daddy, come on! Look, a ribbon to downstairs!
Mummy! Daddy! Wake up!
My 70th mission. Yes.
My camera!
My department has delivered the most outstanding Christmas ever.
My friend said...
My Margaret.
My poor boy.
My S 1 festivized the world at 1 860 times the speed of sound.
Naught point lots more naughts...
Nearly there!
Never saw him again.
Next drop, Flensburg, minus 1 2.4 seconds.
Next year...
Nice kitty
Nineteen minutes ago, it went into orbit.
No "sob idad."
No Christmas for six years. The elves all alone!
No cry o.
No idea. l've never...
No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch.
No one is going.
No one missed, sir!
No sign of anyone.
No time for a bow!
No, l can't.
No, leave it! Don't
No, never mind.
No, no, no. Please don't cry.
No, no. We have 1 8 pulse...
No, thanks. l'm not...
No, we can't be too late.
No, you can't. Yes, you can! Come on, Arthur!
No!
No! Don't like this! Stop! Stop!
No! lt's just...
No! Not ye !
No! You promise...
No.
No.
No.
No. He's lying awake, worrying his beard off about Gwen.
No. l'm Santa.
No. No way.
Nobody lives here.
North Pole to S 1 , you have weather...
Not just a hobby, Arthur.
Not necessarily.
Not now...
Not quite, sir. You've lost one of the reindeer.
Not quite.
Not really an error, just a one.
Not S for Steve, sir.
Not that knob!
Not that one.
Not the 2 billion things l did right tonight. No!
Nothing matters!
Now get off the bike.
Now l've got to visit...
Now, do as l say.
Now, then, we'd better...
Now, where are we?
Now....
Of course not, dear.
Of course she's all that matters. Not me, your son.
Of course. l'm Santa.
Off to the land of nod.
Oh, come on, come on...
Oh, come on. Let's do it with worry!
Oh, crikey blikey...
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, Gwen.
Oh, it won't balance the sleigh. No, no. lf anything, it'll slow us down.
Oh, l don't know about that, Peter. Okay...
Oh, l was sure you'd die. lt was great!
Oh, look!
Oh, Malcolm.
Oh, no, no!
Oh, no, that's Peking.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Maria!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, right.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks, Kenneth.
Oh, this is ridiculous. Could we hurry this?
Oh, what a night that was.
Oh, what fun it is to reach
Oh, where's the seat belt?
Oh, yeah. Run away...
Oi, soldier. Get off your baubles.
Oi!
Oi!
Oi! Come back!
Oi! That's me new hip.
Okay, go, go, go!
Okay, let's show them, people. Operation Santa Claus is coming to town.
Okay, so l'm not great with children.
Okay. Left out of the Oval Office, right at the Cabinet Room...
On Christmas night, he comes.
On that? Up there? Pulled by them?
On the old sleigh, with the reindeer and the magic dust and everything!
On this...
One breath.
One child doesn't matter? Which one?
One too many mince pies.
One!
One!
Only children get to tear the wrapping.
Oops a daisy.
Operational efficiency:
Or bumpy. l get travel sick. l'm allergic to snow.
Or high.
Or l can make extra Santas for everyone.
Our craft has to...
Out with the old Santa, in with the new, eh?
Out with the old, in with the new.
Over here, you string of tinsel.
Over there is Satellite...
Paris Zoo.
Pedro? A boy?
Permission to breathe, sir. l have about nine seconds left before l black out.
Peter...
Piffle!
Piffle. l did a microlight flying course on the lnternet.
Pishywibble, we're nearly there!
Please do not disturb until December 26th.
Please state your identity. State your identity.
Please, l'll read you Gwen's letter.
Please, let's....
Please.
Poland. Do you know what they call...
Polar bear, dear. Attacked me on the ice. Good l did that online survival course...
Poor Arthur. He tried so hard.
Poor Evie.
Poor old man and his reindeer, on our own at Christmas?
Prancer.
Press the red
Pressure of Christmas sends a man doolally tap.
Proceed to the highlighted route.
Proceed to the highlighted route.
Proceed to the highlighted....
Pushed it back down and carried on!
Put me down!
Put your back...
Ready?!
Really? Dear, oh, dear.
Remember 1 816...
Repeat: code red.
Retire?
Revise drop time to 14.1 3 seconds.
Right back to Saint Nick.
Right foot.
Right.
Right.
