A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got...
A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got... from Half Baked (1998)
A little joke. Not funny.
A little joke. Not funny. from Half Baked (1998)
A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends,
A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, from Half Baked (1998)
A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own.
A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. from Half Baked (1998)
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world...
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world... from Half Baked (1998)
Aaah! from Half Baked (1998)
Aah! from Half Baked (1998)
Abba Zabba, from Half Baked (1998)
Abba Zabba, from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra, B! from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo!
Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo! from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra.
Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra. from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra! Abra... from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra. from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra. Abracadabra?
Abracadabra. Abracadabra? from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that? from Half Baked (1998)
Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt.
Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt. from Half Baked (1998)
Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job.
Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job. from Half Baked (1998)
Ah! What I'm talkin' about.
Ah! What I'm talkin' about. from Half Baked (1998)
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. from Half Baked (1998)
All by myself from Half Baked (1998)
All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor,
All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, from Half Baked (1998)
All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me?
All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me? from Half Baked (1998)
All my life, I did everything right.
All my life, I did everything right. from Half Baked (1998)
All my money was tied up in our drug dealing venture.
All my money was tied up in our drug dealing venture. from Half Baked (1998)
All of you. All of you. It's so good.
All of you. All of you. It's so good. from Half Baked (1998)
All right, listen to me. There's $30, 000 in this knapsack.
All right, listen to me. There's $30, 000 in this knapsack. from Half Baked (1998)
All right, man. Go! from Half Baked (1998)
All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger.
All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger. from Half Baked (1998)
All right, man. Y'all got money?
All right, man. Y'all got money? from Half Baked (1998)
All right, then. from Half Baked (1998)
All right, time's up. from Half Baked (1998)
All right? Let's be sharp.
All right? Let's be sharp. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. All right. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Give me a 50 bag of that.
All right. Give me a 50 bag of that. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Hey. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Light it up. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Okay. I'll see you there.
All right. Okay. I'll see you there. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. from Half Baked (1998)
All right. We did our part, right?
All right. We did our part, right? from Half Baked (1998)
All right. What the hell's goin' on here?
All right. What the hell's goin' on here? from Half Baked (1998)
All right. Yeah, man. Yeah.
All right. Yeah, man. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man.
All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man. from Half Baked (1998)
All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo.
All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Also celery, g**** jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries.
Also celery, g**** jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries. from Half Baked (1998)
And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.
And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too. from Half Baked (1998)
And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.
And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit. from Half Baked (1998)
And big corporations and...
And big corporations and... from Half Baked (1998)
And bought bikes to help us move the product,
And bought bikes to help us move the product, from Half Baked (1998)
And everyone here likes fresh fish.
And everyone here likes fresh fish. from Half Baked (1998)
And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed.
And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed. from Half Baked (1998)
And he made 'em fight anyway.
And he made 'em fight anyway. from Half Baked (1998)
And his heart... from Half Baked (1998)
And hit the streets we did.
And hit the streets we did. from Half Baked (1998)
And I am the happiest custodian alive.
And I am the happiest custodian alive. from Half Baked (1998)
And I take it? from Half Baked (1998)
And I wanted to be with you.
And I wanted to be with you. from Half Baked (1998)
And I wanted to be with you.
And I wanted to be with you. from Half Baked (1998)
And I won't get all my vitamins.
And I won't get all my vitamins. from Half Baked (1998)
And it's good for arthritis too.
And it's good for arthritis too. from Half Baked (1998)
And just act completely normal.
And just act completely normal. from Half Baked (1998)
And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!
And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles! from Half Baked (1998)
And Killer said, That's it.
And Killer said, That's it. from Half Baked (1998)
And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.
And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man. from Half Baked (1998)
And may God have mercy on your soul, young man.
And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. from Half Baked (1998)
And of course the loveable Old James.
And of course the loveable Old James. from Half Baked (1998)
And request that you personally deliver it.
And request that you personally deliver it. from Half Baked (1998)
And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz.
And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. from Half Baked (1998)
And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous.
And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous. from Half Baked (1998)
And some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
And some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... from Half Baked (1998)
And that is? from Half Baked (1998)
And then in a rage, he collapsed,
And then in a rage, he collapsed, from Half Baked (1998)
And then it happened. I'm hungry too.
And then it happened. I'm hungry too. from Half Baked (1998)
And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch.
And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch. from Half Baked (1998)
And then you got your straight up potheads. Ooh!
And then you got your straight up potheads. Ooh! from Half Baked (1998)
And we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady.
And we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady. from Half Baked (1998)
And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana.
And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana. from Half Baked (1998)
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother? from Half Baked (1998)
And with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around.
And with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around. from Half Baked (1998)
And your name is? from Half Baked (1998)
And, uh, rottweiler fight promoter.
And, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. from Half Baked (1998)
And... Funyuns. from Half Baked (1998)
AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison.
AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison. from Half Baked (1998)
Anything else? Oh, yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you.
Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you. from Half Baked (1998)
Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.
Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. from Half Baked (1998)
Are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon?
Are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon? from Half Baked (1998)
As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town.
As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. from Half Baked (1998)
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra. from Half Baked (1998)
At least Brian got away, yo.
At least Brian got away, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Aw, shit, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva.
Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva. from Half Baked (1998)
Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law.
Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law. from Half Baked (1998)
Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine.
Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine. from Half Baked (1998)
Bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful.
Bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful. from Half Baked (1998)
Bip Oxygen from Half Baked (1998)
Boo this man! Boo! from Half Baked (1998)
Box it Man, it gets you high
Box it Man, it gets you high from Half Baked (1998)
Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah.
Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Breaking and entering. from Half Baked (1998)
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. from Half Baked (1998)
Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could.
Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could. from Half Baked (1998)
Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.
Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi. from Half Baked (1998)
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on. from Half Baked (1998)
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail.
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail. from Half Baked (1998)
Bully, man. Word, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Bully, man. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny.
Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny. from Half Baked (1998)
But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.
But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. from Half Baked (1998)
But But But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it.
But But But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it. from Half Baked (1998)
But ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?
But ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys? from Half Baked (1998)
But I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory.
But I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory. from Half Baked (1998)
But I gotta move on. from Half Baked (1998)
But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full time.
But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full time. from Half Baked (1998)
But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.
But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine.
But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. from Half Baked (1998)
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self esteem.
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self esteem. from Half Baked (1998)
But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week.
But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. from Half Baked (1998)
But not as much as I love pussy.
But not as much as I love pussy. from Half Baked (1998)
But their stuff ain't even weed most the time.
But their stuff ain't even weed most the time. from Half Baked (1998)
But then he had the fight of his life.
But then he had the fight of his life. from Half Baked (1998)
But then I gotta be gotta be goin'.
But then I gotta be gotta be goin'. from Half Baked (1998)
But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean.
But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean. from Half Baked (1998)
But we can bring you Samson.
But we can bring you Samson. from Half Baked (1998)
But would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department?
But would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department? from Half Baked (1998)
But you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
But you two smoke entirely too much reefer. from Half Baked (1998)
But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked...
But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked... from Half Baked (1998)
But... he deserves to be where he is.
But... he deserves to be where he is. from Half Baked (1998)
Buttercup. Buttercup. from Half Baked (1998)
Bye. Be thinkin' about you.
Bye. Be thinkin' about you. from Half Baked (1998)
Bye. Bye bye. from Half Baked (1998)
Bye. Hey, where you goin'?
Bye. Hey, where you goin'? from Half Baked (1998)
Call him over to my place
Call him over to my place from Half Baked (1998)
Call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed...
Call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed... from Half Baked (1998)
Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it.
Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it. from Half Baked (1998)
Can't even smoke weed in peace.
Can't even smoke weed in peace. from Half Baked (1998)
Candy makes you dandy. Hmm.
Candy makes you dandy. Hmm. from Half Baked (1998)
Check it out, yo. It's like this.
Check it out, yo. It's like this. from Half Baked (1998)
Class dismissed. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on in, man. Come on, weed man.
Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo.
Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man.
Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that.
Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No.
Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on, Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there.
Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink?
Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink? from Half Baked (1998)
Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B.
Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B. from Half Baked (1998)
Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake.
Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake. from Half Baked (1998)
Coming. from Half Baked (1998)
Cop killer? I love horses.
Cop killer? I love horses. from Half Baked (1998)
Could we just have a a moment alone?
Could we just have a a moment alone? from Half Baked (1998)
Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect.
Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect. from Half Baked (1998)
Could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?
Could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? from Half Baked (1998)
Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility,
Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility, from Half Baked (1998)
Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup. from Half Baked (1998)
Custodian, dick. from Half Baked (1998)
Damn, B! I been set up. from Half Baked (1998)
Damn, I was good! from Half Baked (1998)
Damn! What up? Man! from Half Baked (1998)
Damn. from Half Baked (1998)
Damn. Okay! from Half Baked (1998)
Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man.
Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Devil man. from Half Baked (1998)
DevilThe mark of the beast!
DevilThe mark of the beast! from Half Baked (1998)
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that! from Half Baked (1998)
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed? from Half Baked (1998)
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed? from Half Baked (1998)
Didn't have to. Bye. from Half Baked (1998)
Do I look like I like what I see?
Do I look like I like what I see? from Half Baked (1998)
Do what you gotta do. Be strong.
Do what you gotta do. Be strong. from Half Baked (1998)
Do you guys feel different? A little.
Do you guys feel different? A little. from Half Baked (1998)
Do you know where we can score some cocaine?
Do you know where we can score some cocaine? from Half Baked (1998)
Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate.
Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate. from Half Baked (1998)
Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison?
Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison? from Half Baked (1998)
Do you swear? from Half Baked (1998)
Doctor said I need a backeotomy.
Doctor said I need a backeotomy. from Half Baked (1998)
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag. from Half Baked (1998)
Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother.
Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother. from Half Baked (1998)
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry. from Half Baked (1998)
Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup.
Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup. from Half Baked (1998)
Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different.
Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different. from Half Baked (1998)
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies. from Half Baked (1998)
Dr. Kablecki. from Half Baked (1998)
Drug dealers belong in jail.
Drug dealers belong in jail. from Half Baked (1998)
Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry.
Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. from Half Baked (1998)
Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time.
Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time. from Half Baked (1998)
Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered.
Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered. from Half Baked (1998)
Especially when it comes to reefer.
Especially when it comes to reefer. from Half Baked (1998)
Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? from Half Baked (1998)
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person.
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. from Half Baked (1998)
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around
Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around from Half Baked (1998)
Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit!
Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit! from Half Baked (1998)
Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.
Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. from Half Baked (1998)
Everything work out okay?
Everything work out okay? from Half Baked (1998)
Excuse me. Please do. from Half Baked (1998)
Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in.
Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in. from Half Baked (1998)
Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy?
Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy? from Half Baked (1998)
Fine China. Babaloo. from Half Baked (1998)
Fire in the hole. from Half Baked (1998)
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer,
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, from Half Baked (1998)
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! from Half Baked (1998)
Flip out, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Follow me. from Half Baked (1998)
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. from Half Baked (1998)
For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.
For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used. from Half Baked (1998)
For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo.
For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
For real, B? from Half Baked (1998)
For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move.
For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. from Half Baked (1998)
For you, man, I'll stay for a minute.
For you, man, I'll stay for a minute. from Half Baked (1998)
Forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before.
Forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. from Half Baked (1998)
Four years just for weed? Damn!
Four years just for weed? Damn! from Half Baked (1998)
Four years next month. Four years.
Four years next month. Four years. from Half Baked (1998)
Fuck you. Fuck you. from Half Baked (1998)
Fuck you. You're cool. from Half Baked (1998)
Gee, you must've been so hungry.
Gee, you must've been so hungry. from Half Baked (1998)
Gentlemen, assume your positions.
Gentlemen, assume your positions. from Half Baked (1998)
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head!
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head! from Half Baked (1998)
Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah.
Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Get it, Killer. from Half Baked (1998)
Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff?
Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff? from Half Baked (1998)
Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this?
Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this? from Half Baked (1998)
Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work.
Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. from Half Baked (1998)
Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him.
Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him. from Half Baked (1998)
Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot. from Half Baked (1998)
Get some... from Half Baked (1998)
Gimme that back. Queer. from Half Baked (1998)
Gimme that. from Half Baked (1998)
Go ahead. from Half Baked (1998)
Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy.
Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
Go to your local library.
Go to your local library. from Half Baked (1998)
God, what is wrong with me? Hey...
God, what is wrong with me? Hey... from Half Baked (1998)
Goddamn you! from Half Baked (1998)
Good bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up!
Good bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up! from Half Baked (1998)
Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo?
Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo? from Half Baked (1998)
Good night, Fish. from Half Baked (1998)
Good. Good. Let's. from Half Baked (1998)
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too. from Half Baked (1998)
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens. from Half Baked (1998)
Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up.
Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up. from Half Baked (1998)
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows. from Half Baked (1998)
Great. from Half Baked (1998)
Great. Let's hoof it. from Half Baked (1998)
Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day?
Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day? from Half Baked (1998)
Greeneyes gonna miss ya. from Half Baked (1998)
Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood.
Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood. from Half Baked (1998)
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke. from Half Baked (1998)
Ha! from Half Baked (1998)
Hallelujah! from Half Baked (1998)
He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out.
He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. from Half Baked (1998)
He didn't leave a number.
He didn't leave a number. from Half Baked (1998)
He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album.
He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album. from Half Baked (1998)
He got the same dealer as us. What you mean?
He got the same dealer as us. What you mean? from Half Baked (1998)
He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num chuks, yo.
He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num chuks, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
He had to stay vigilant. from Half Baked (1998)
He is damn good. from Half Baked (1998)
He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it.
He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it. from Half Baked (1998)
He likes it. He loves it, man.
He likes it. He loves it, man. from Half Baked (1998)
He looked all right, man.
He looked all right, man. from Half Baked (1998)
He spends all of his allowance on reefer.
He spends all of his allowance on reefer. from Half Baked (1998)
He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why?
He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why? from Half Baked (1998)
He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me.
He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me. from Half Baked (1998)
He was always ashamed of this, man.
He was always ashamed of this, man. from Half Baked (1998)
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown,
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, from Half Baked (1998)
He's a small time gunrunner...
He's a small time gunrunner... from Half Baked (1998)
He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me.
He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. from Half Baked (1998)
He's what we call an enhancement smoker,
He's what we call an enhancement smoker, from Half Baked (1998)
Heard that before. Said that before.
Heard that before. Said that before. from Half Baked (1998)
Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you!
Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! from Half Baked (1998)
Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street.
Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street. from Half Baked (1998)
Hello, boys. Hi, Samson. from Half Baked (1998)
Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan.
Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan. from Half Baked (1998)
Here you go. You can call me anytime you want.
Here you go. You can call me anytime you want. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey Hey. But the weed ain't bad.
Hey Hey. But the weed ain't bad. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh?
Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches!
Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?
Hey, fellas. What's goin' on? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this.
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, girl. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane.
Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.
Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.
Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there?
Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, little fella. Smell it?
Hey, little fella. Smell it? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, man, we're out of papers.
Hey, man, we're out of papers. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this.
Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right?
Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, Mary Jane! from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, ******, what time is it? It's 8:30.
Hey, ******, what time is it? It's 8:30. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, thank God, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are, from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or...
Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or... from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, wait a minute, guys.
Hey, wait a minute, guys. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut?
Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, what day is it? Saturday.
Hey, what day is it? Saturday. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, who's on munchies tonight?
Hey, who's on munchies tonight? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit?
Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later.
Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, you guys. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh? from Half Baked (1998)
Hey! from Half Baked (1998)
Hey! Hey. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm. from Half Baked (1998)
Hey. He killed... from Half Baked (1998)
Hey. Here you go. from Half Baked (1998)
Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood.
Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood. from Half Baked (1998)
Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean?
Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean? from Half Baked (1998)
Hi, Thurgood. Hi. from Half Baked (1998)
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes? from Half Baked (1998)
Hi. Are you? from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
High, high, high, high from Half Baked (1998)
His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch!
His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch! from Half Baked (1998)
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help! from Half Baked (1998)
Hmm. from Half Baked (1998)
Hold on. Hold on. from Half Baked (1998)
Hold up! from Half Baked (1998)
How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at.
How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at. from Half Baked (1998)
How are you gonna bring Samson down?
How are you gonna bring Samson down? from Half Baked (1998)
How much did that cost, man? Ah.
How much did that cost, man? Ah. from Half Baked (1998)
How y'all feel about Mary Jane
How y'all feel about Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny? from Half Baked (1998)
How? Weed, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Huh? Who's comin' with me, man?
Huh? Who's comin' with me, man? from Half Baked (1998)
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother. from Half Baked (1998)
I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do. from Half Baked (1998)
I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again.
I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again. from Half Baked (1998)
I can't feel my hands! from Half Baked (1998)
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it. from Half Baked (1998)
I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week.
I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week. from Half Baked (1998)
I could feel she wanted me to say something.
I could feel she wanted me to say something. from Half Baked (1998)
I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high. from Half Baked (1998)
I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her. from Half Baked (1998)
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I do! Who you know? from Half Baked (1998)
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. from Half Baked (1998)
I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on!
I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on! from Half Baked (1998)
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this: from Half Baked (1998)
I don't know, man. What? What?
I don't know, man. What? What? from Half Baked (1998)
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
I don't know. IWe never used 'em. from Half Baked (1998)
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30. from Half Baked (1998)
I don't mean to rub it in, folks.
I don't mean to rub it in, folks. from Half Baked (1998)
I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was...
I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was... from Half Baked (1998)
I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.
I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either. from Half Baked (1998)
I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister.
I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get lifted up from Half Baked (1998)
I get so many rides home from prison.
I get so many rides home from prison. from Half Baked (1998)
I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out.
I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out. from Half Baked (1998)
I got it. I got it. from Half Baked (1998)
I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty.
I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty. from Half Baked (1998)
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. from Half Baked (1998)
I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son.
I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son. from Half Baked (1998)
I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke.
I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. from Half Baked (1998)
I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist.
I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist. from Half Baked (1998)
I guess that'd be me. from Half Baked (1998)
I had to get Mary Jane back.
I had to get Mary Jane back. from Half Baked (1998)
I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks.
I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks. from Half Baked (1998)
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I. from Half Baked (1998)
I have killed. I have helped kill.
I have killed. I have helped kill. from Half Baked (1998)
I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life.
I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. from Half Baked (1998)
I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside.
I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside. from Half Baked (1998)
I just gave him some candy and some chips...
I just gave him some candy and some chips... from Half Baked (1998)
I just wanna say, from Half Baked (1998)
I knew it! You forgot your hat.
I knew it! You forgot your hat. from Half Baked (1998)
I knew it. from Half Baked (1998)
I know a really good place uptown.
I know a really good place uptown. from Half Baked (1998)
I know. I know what you're thinkin'.
I know. I know what you're thinkin'. from Half Baked (1998)
I love Al Pacino, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I love buttered stuff. Buttercup.
I love buttered stuff. Buttercup. from Half Baked (1998)
I love horses. I love horses.
I love horses. I love horses. from Half Baked (1998)
I love you guys. from Half Baked (1998)
I love you too. from Half Baked (1998)
I love you. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man.
I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?
I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana? from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break.
I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, they are scientists.
I mean, they are scientists. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this:
I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this: from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy.
I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good.
I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good. from Half Baked (1998)
I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin.
I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin. from Half Baked (1998)
I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back.
I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. from Half Baked (1998)
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ. from Half Baked (1998)
I myself am a master of the custodial arts,
I myself am a master of the custodial arts, from Half Baked (1998)
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down. from Half Baked (1998)
I need it A.S.A.P. from Half Baked (1998)
I never needed anyone from Half Baked (1998)
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
I never screwed up. I fed the horse. from Half Baked (1998)
I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go!
I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go! from Half Baked (1998)
I never thought I'd say this to anybody,
I never thought I'd say this to anybody, from Half Baked (1998)
I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering.
I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering. from Half Baked (1998)
I repeat: Officer down! from Half Baked (1998)
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo!
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo! from Half Baked (1998)
I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs.
I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. from Half Baked (1998)
I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em.
I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em. from Half Baked (1998)
I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city.
I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city. from Half Baked (1998)
I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked. from Half Baked (1998)
I think it's more complex than that.
I think it's more complex than that. from Half Baked (1998)
I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared.
I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared. from Half Baked (1998)
I think you're bullshitting me.
I think you're bullshitting me. from Half Baked (1998)
I understand. from Half Baked (1998)
I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him!
I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him! from Half Baked (1998)
I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions.
I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. from Half Baked (1998)
I wanna talk to Samson from Half Baked (1998)
I want you back, Mary Jane.
I want you back, Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
I was flat broke. from Half Baked (1998)
I was hooked on Mary Jane.
I was hooked on Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
I was up all night getting harassed.
I was up all night getting harassed. from Half Baked (1998)
I will. Jan. from Half Baked (1998)
I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer.
I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. from Half Baked (1998)
I would... but I'm gay, you know?
I would... but I'm gay, you know? from Half Baked (1998)
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now. from Half Baked (1998)
I'll be right back. from Half Baked (1998)
I'll do the honors. from Half Baked (1998)
I'll give you five. Uh uh. He autographed it himself.
I'll give you five. Uh uh. He autographed it himself. from Half Baked (1998)
I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man.
I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I'll wear a wire. Hmm? from Half Baked (1998)
I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives.
I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm a scholar. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer.
I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm aI'm a peaceful man. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm all out of food. You ate it all.
I'm all out of food. You ate it all. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm all out. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please!
I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please! from Half Baked (1998)
I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B.
I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here.
I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm from Jamaica. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm glued to the floor. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'.
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm gonna call Brian. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me,
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me, from Half Baked (1998)
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm hungry, man. All right, yo.
I'm hungry, man. All right, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm in love with Mary Jane
I'm in love with Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya? from Half Baked (1998)
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do:
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do: from Half Baked (1998)
I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together,
I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together, from Half Baked (1998)
I'm somebody's bitch. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm sorry, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm sorry. I didn't even see him.
I'm sorry. I didn't even see him. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay? from Half Baked (1998)
I'm takin' it slow, man. from Half Baked (1998)
I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas.
I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas. from Half Baked (1998)
I've got a date with Mary Jane!
I've got a date with Mary Jane! from Half Baked (1998)
I've not had a hot dog in so long.
I've not had a hot dog in so long. from Half Baked (1998)
If any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.
If any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. from Half Baked (1998)
If he ain't back in ten minutes,
If he ain't back in ten minutes, from Half Baked (1998)
If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day,
If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, from Half Baked (1998)
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm? from Half Baked (1998)
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm? from Half Baked (1998)
If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police.
If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police. from Half Baked (1998)
If somethin' happens to us, could you...
If somethin' happens to us, could you... from Half Baked (1998)
If that's what you want, then then I'll change for you.
If that's what you want, then then I'll change for you. from Half Baked (1998)
If the three of us go in there all clear eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up.
If the three of us go in there all clear eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up. from Half Baked (1998)
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. from Half Baked (1998)
If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch slap you.
If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch slap you. from Half Baked (1998)
If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane
If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances,
If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, from Half Baked (1998)
II can feel them. from Half Baked (1998)
II sign for this, and it's mine?
II sign for this, and it's mine? from Half Baked (1998)
Including the house, it was only 250, yo.
Including the house, it was only 250, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Is it January? from Half Baked (1998)
Is some Columbian heaven.
Is some Columbian heaven. from Half Baked (1998)
Is that Prell? Do you use Prell?
Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? from Half Baked (1998)
Is that right? from Half Baked (1998)
Is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son.
Is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. from Half Baked (1998)
Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah.
Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
It ain't always good... from Half Baked (1998)
It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop.
It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop. from Half Baked (1998)
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty.
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty. from Half Baked (1998)
It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free!
It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free! from Half Baked (1998)
It was a little degrading.
It was a little degrading. from Half Baked (1998)
It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface...
It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface... from Half Baked (1998)
It was really good too. from Half Baked (1998)
It was time to get help. from Half Baked (1998)
It won't take us hardly any time, B.
It won't take us hardly any time, B. from Half Baked (1998)
It'll work, I promise you.
It'll work, I promise you. from Half Baked (1998)
It's a thing I'm into. from Half Baked (1998)
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
It's been a pleasure doing business with you. from Half Baked (1998)
It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man!
It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! from Half Baked (1998)
It's like I feel stuck here, yo.
It's like I feel stuck here, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living?
It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living? from Half Baked (1998)
It's on the second floor. Just run this down?
It's on the second floor. Just run this down? from Half Baked (1998)
It's really real from Half Baked (1998)
It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.
It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man. from Half Baked (1998)
It's that no thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you.
It's that no thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you. from Half Baked (1998)
It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right?
It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right? from Half Baked (1998)
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday. from Half Baked (1998)
Jan, stop it, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Jan, will you be my girlfriend?
Jan, will you be my girlfriend? from Half Baked (1998)
Janitor? Janitor? from Half Baked (1998)
Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us...
Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us... from Half Baked (1998)
Jerry... thank you, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here?
Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here? from Half Baked (1998)
Jesus Christ. from Half Baked (1998)
Joking! from Half Baked (1998)
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes. from Half Baked (1998)
Just a sec. Okay. from Half Baked (1998)
Just ask me how. Ask me! from Half Baked (1998)
Just go in and rob the place blind.
Just go in and rob the place blind. from Half Baked (1998)
Just remember to speak clearly.
Just remember to speak clearly. from Half Baked (1998)
Just? No, no, no, no. Not just.
Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny called. He's in jail.
Kenny called. He's in jail. from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man.
Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us. from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny, how long can you make it in there?
Kenny, how long can you make it in there? from Half Baked (1998)
Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me.
Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me. from Half Baked (1998)
Killer paid the price, yo.
Killer paid the price, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Knight Rider. from Half Baked (1998)
Ladies. Abracadabra. from Half Baked (1998)
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? from Half Baked (1998)
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about. from Half Baked (1998)
Let me just give you my number. Is that cool?
Let me just give you my number. Is that cool? from Half Baked (1998)
Let's do it. from Half Baked (1998)
Let's go check in on Kenny, huh?
Let's go check in on Kenny, huh? from Half Baked (1998)
Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money.
Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money. from Half Baked (1998)
Let's go. from Half Baked (1998)
Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move.
Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move. from Half Baked (1998)
Let's just give him a proper burial, all right?
Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? from Half Baked (1998)
Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves.
Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. from Half Baked (1998)
Let's not tell anyone about it, okay?
Let's not tell anyone about it, okay? from Half Baked (1998)
Let's see what I got here.
Let's see what I got here. from Half Baked (1998)
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car.
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car. from Half Baked (1998)
Look at all these people!
Look at all these people! from Half Baked (1998)
Look who's walkin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles.
Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles. from Half Baked (1998)
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed. from Half Baked (1998)
Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin?
Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin? from Half Baked (1998)
Looks like some sort of a business card.
Looks like some sort of a business card. from Half Baked (1998)
Lucky for us, the cops had our backs.
Lucky for us, the cops had our backs. from Half Baked (1998)
Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man.
Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Makin' love was just for fun
Makin' love was just for fun from Half Baked (1998)
Man, give me your fruit cocktail.
Man, give me your fruit cocktail. from Half Baked (1998)
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean? from Half Baked (1998)
Man, that first day of sobriety sucked.
Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. from Half Baked (1998)
Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.
Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work. from Half Baked (1998)
Man, this is some bullshit!
Man, this is some bullshit! from Half Baked (1998)
Man, we are in trouble, man.
Man, we are in trouble, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed.
Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. from Half Baked (1998)
Marijuana affects the memory.
Marijuana affects the memory. from Half Baked (1998)
Marijuana is not a drug. from Half Baked (1998)
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. from Half Baked (1998)
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. from Half Baked (1998)
Marijuana? from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo.
Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane
Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane She's my main thing
Mary Jane She's my main thing from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you... from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man.
Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all.
Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all. from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
Mary Jane. Really? from Half Baked (1998)
Mary likes to spread her love
Mary likes to spread her love from Half Baked (1998)
Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary
Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary from Half Baked (1998)
Maui Wowie! from Half Baked (1998)
Maybe go out for some ice cream or something?
Maybe go out for some ice cream or something? from Half Baked (1998)
Maybe. Maybe is an acceptable answer.
Maybe. Maybe is an acceptable answer. from Half Baked (1998)
Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even.
Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even. from Half Baked (1998)
Mi casa es su casa. Observe.
Mi casa es su casa. Observe. from Half Baked (1998)
Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know?
Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? from Half Baked (1998)
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Oh, bip
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Oh, bip from Half Baked (1998)
Mmm. Come here, doggie. from Half Baked (1998)
Mmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. from Half Baked (1998)
Mmm. Mmm mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad.
Mmm. Mmm mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad. from Half Baked (1998)
Mmm. Wow. from Half Baked (1998)
Mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
Mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. from Half Baked (1998)
More complex than that? You know what I think happened?
More complex than that? You know what I think happened? from Half Baked (1998)
Motherfucker said, ice cream!
Motherfucker said, ice cream! from Half Baked (1998)
Move in. from Half Baked (1998)
Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man.
Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories.
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories. from Half Baked (1998)
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number. from Half Baked (1998)
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit.
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit. from Half Baked (1998)
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. from Half Baked (1998)
My last clear memory, really.
My last clear memory, really. from Half Baked (1998)
My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day.
My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day. from Half Baked (1998)
My weed's wearing off. from Half Baked (1998)
Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for?
Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for? from Half Baked (1998)
Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now.
Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now. from Half Baked (1998)
Naughty jungle of love! from Half Baked (1998)
******, I thought you said you was crippled.
******, I thought you said you was crippled. from Half Baked (1998)
No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny.
No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. from Half Baked (1998)
No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant.
No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. from Half Baked (1998)
No codes. No slang. Yeah.
No codes. No slang. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
No longer beat. from Half Baked (1998)
No more window love. Go and sell it.
No more window love. Go and sell it. from Half Baked (1998)
No way. You think? from Half Baked (1998)
No, because we don't have any money.
No, because we don't have any money. from Half Baked (1998)
No, man, it's August. from Half Baked (1998)
No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that.
No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that. from Half Baked (1998)
No, no. This is Mary Jane.
No, no. This is Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
No, thank you. from Half Baked (1998)
No, yo! from Half Baked (1998)
No! from Half Baked (1998)
No! Naughty! from Half Baked (1998)
No. from Half Baked (1998)
No. from Half Baked (1998)
No. I smell weed, man. from Half Baked (1998)
No. No! It wouldn't be right.
No. No! It wouldn't be right. from Half Baked (1998)
No. She's looking. from Half Baked (1998)
No. Sorry, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Nobody move! from Half Baked (1998)
Not me. Oh, not us. from Half Baked (1998)
Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill!
Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill! from Half Baked (1998)
Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'.
Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second floor supply room.
Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second floor supply room. from Half Baked (1998)
Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you.
Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you. from Half Baked (1998)
Now this is what's gonna happen.
Now this is what's gonna happen. from Half Baked (1998)
Now you're one of us. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings.
Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'.
Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker, from Half Baked (1998)
Now, Killer was born to a three legged bitch mother.
Now, Killer was born to a three legged bitch mother. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, that's a titty. Fully, man.
Now, that's a titty. Fully, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way.
Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way. from Half Baked (1998)
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir.
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir. from Half Baked (1998)
Now... from Half Baked (1998)
Number nine, time's up! from Half Baked (1998)
Of a man who does not exist.
Of a man who does not exist. from Half Baked (1998)
Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they?
Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they? from Half Baked (1998)
Of course, B. Bully, man.
Of course, B. Bully, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man.
Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, Lord, we was hooked! from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, man! Oh, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, my God. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, really? from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man!
Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, wow. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, wow. August. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around
Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around from Half Baked (1998)
Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first ****** to die from a crossbow.
Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first ****** to die from a crossbow. from Half Baked (1998)
Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'.
Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.
Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it.
Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana.
Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. All right. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too? from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. Can you give me half an hour?
Okay. Can you give me half an hour? from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed.
Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed. from Half Baked (1998)
Okay. Sure. When? from Half Baked (1998)
One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here.
One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here. from Half Baked (1998)
Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer.
Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer. from Half Baked (1998)
Ooh, that lights my fire from Half Baked (1998)
Ooh, that lights my life from Half Baked (1998)
Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood. from Half Baked (1998)
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister.
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. from Half Baked (1998)
Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.
Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it. from Half Baked (1998)
Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man.
Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!
Over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow! from Half Baked (1998)
Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher.
Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. from Half Baked (1998)
Peace. from Half Baked (1998)
People like me. Give it to me.
People like me. Give it to me. from Half Baked (1998)
Perfect job for a stoner.
Perfect job for a stoner. from Half Baked (1998)
Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man.
Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
Possession of narcotics. Wow. from Half Baked (1998)
Pure cocaine. from Half Baked (1998)
Pussy. That's right. You got it.
Pussy. That's right. You got it. from Half Baked (1998)
Put it down! You win. from Half Baked (1998)
Red team go. Red team go.
Red team go. Red team go. from Half Baked (1998)
Remember, the more you read The smarter you are.
Remember, the more you read The smarter you are. from Half Baked (1998)
Right here in my bag. from Half Baked (1998)
Right near the beach Boy from Half Baked (1998)
Right over here! Come on!
Right over here! Come on! from Half Baked (1998)
Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me.
Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson did this shit, yo.
Samson did this shit, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson Gets Me Lifted, by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot.
Samson Gets Me Lifted, by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson Simpson, I stick by my story!
Samson Simpson, I stick by my story! from Half Baked (1998)
Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby.
Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson, Samson, I hardly know you.
Samson, Samson, I hardly know you. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell...
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell... from Half Baked (1998)
Samson. Oh, right. from Half Baked (1998)
Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown
Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown from Half Baked (1998)
Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn!
Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn! from Half Baked (1998)
Say it with me: from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry.
Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry. from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface quit his job. from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface, lay it on me, brother.
Scarface, lay it on me, brother. from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me. from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface, your dog is mean, man.
Scarface, your dog is mean, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Scarface's plan wasn't that bad.
Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. from Half Baked (1998)
Secret code. Come on in. from Half Baked (1998)
See the trouble you're gettin' me into?
See the trouble you're gettin' me into? from Half Baked (1998)
See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later,
See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later, from Half Baked (1998)
See, that was a joke. Get it?
See, that was a joke. Get it? from Half Baked (1998)
See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.
See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. from Half Baked (1998)
She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.
She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. from Half Baked (1998)
She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again.
She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. from Half Baked (1998)
She is my main thing She make me feel all right
She is my main thing She make me feel all right from Half Baked (1998)
She make my heart sing from Half Baked (1998)
She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out?
She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out? from Half Baked (1998)
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
She was all the Mary Jane I needed. from Half Baked (1998)
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed. from Half Baked (1998)
She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi.
She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi. from Half Baked (1998)
She's looking. All right. Real quick.
She's looking. All right. Real quick. from Half Baked (1998)
Shit. from Half Baked (1998)
Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em.
Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em. from Half Baked (1998)
Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson?
Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson? from Half Baked (1998)
Shit. I wish. from Half Baked (1998)
Shoes off. from Half Baked (1998)
Shotgun! from Half Baked (1998)
Shut up, bitch! from Half Baked (1998)
Sick, man! This is it? from Half Baked (1998)
Sincerely, The Guy on the couch.
Sincerely, The Guy on the couch. from Half Baked (1998)
Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil?
Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil? from Half Baked (1998)
Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man.
Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Sixty bucks? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Smoke that and get back to us.
Smoke that and get back to us. from Half Baked (1998)
So far, so good. from Half Baked (1998)
So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good.
So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. from Half Baked (1998)
So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it.
So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it. from Half Baked (1998)
So you swear you don't? from Half Baked (1998)
So, now we all live together in New York.
So, now we all live together in New York. from Half Baked (1998)
So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. from Half Baked (1998)
So, you wanna get together?
So, you wanna get together? from Half Baked (1998)
So... where's the money? from Half Baked (1998)
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter. from Half Baked (1998)
Some good shit. from Half Baked (1998)
Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...
Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and... from Half Baked (1998)
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted from Half Baked (1998)
Sorry about that. What is it, scientist?
Sorry about that. What is it, scientist? from Half Baked (1998)
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. from Half Baked (1998)
Sour cream and onion chips...
Sour cream and onion chips... from Half Baked (1998)
Spare change for some food? Oh.
Spare change for some food? Oh. from Half Baked (1998)
Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane.
Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah from Half Baked (1998)
Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio.
Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. from Half Baked (1998)
Sucks to be you, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Sure thing, kid. from Half Baked (1998)
Sure. from Half Baked (1998)
Sure. Shh. from Half Baked (1998)
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise, surprise. from Half Baked (1998)
Take it. from Half Baked (1998)
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing.
Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing. from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money.
Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money. from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you, Jan. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you very much. from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you. Thank you. Shh!
Thank you. Thank you. Shh! from Half Baked (1998)
Thank you. Then we sc****d together what little money we had...
Thank you. Then we sc****d together what little money we had... from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks a lot, buddy. from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks for the ride. Thurgood!
Thanks for the ride. Thurgood! from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks, baby. from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks, baby. from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks, little buddy. from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks, man. Hey, hey! from Half Baked (1998)
Thanks, Officer. from Half Baked (1998)
That is an official fully.
That is an official fully. from Half Baked (1998)
That is so cool, man. from Half Baked (1998)
That was a great idea, Thurgood.
That was a great idea, Thurgood. from Half Baked (1998)
That was a joke. from Half Baked (1998)
That would make three of us.
That would make three of us. from Half Baked (1998)
That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah.
That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
That you got pretty eyes.
That you got pretty eyes. from Half Baked (1998)
That's gonna be 9, 600 bucks, bro.
That's gonna be 9, 600 bucks, bro. from Half Baked (1998)
That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean?
That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean? from Half Baked (1998)
That's good. from Half Baked (1998)
That's good. from Half Baked (1998)
That's it? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
That's real good. from Half Baked (1998)
That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!
That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow! from Half Baked (1998)
That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one.
That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. from Half Baked (1998)
That's what I'm talkin' about.
That's what I'm talkin' about. from Half Baked (1998)
That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface.
That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface. from Half Baked (1998)
That's where I want to live. Right there.
That's where I want to live. Right there. from Half Baked (1998)
The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important.
The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important. from Half Baked (1998)
The date couldn't have come at a worse time.
The date couldn't have come at a worse time. from Half Baked (1998)
The End. from Half Baked (1998)
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what, from Half Baked (1998)
The love I desire, babe from Half Baked (1998)
The love I desire, babe from Half Baked (1998)
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around,
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, from Half Baked (1998)
The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be?
The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be? from Half Baked (1998)
The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man.
The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man. from Half Baked (1998)
The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack!
The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack! from Half Baked (1998)
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years. from Half Baked (1998)
Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane.
Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane. from Half Baked (1998)
Then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.
Then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. from Half Baked (1998)
Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson.
Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson. from Half Baked (1998)
Then there's the You Should've Been There smoker.
Then there's the You Should've Been There smoker. from Half Baked (1998)
Then they started goin' to war with the apartment.
Then they started goin' to war with the apartment. from Half Baked (1998)
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny. from Half Baked (1998)
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. from Half Baked (1998)
There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun?
There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun? from Half Baked (1998)
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today.
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today. from Half Baked (1998)
These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas?
These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas? from Half Baked (1998)
They do pharmaceutical testing for the government...
They do pharmaceutical testing for the government... from Half Baked (1998)
They had num chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns.
They had num chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns. from Half Baked (1998)
They killed Killer, B! from Half Baked (1998)
They pit him against his brother Nibbles.
They pit him against his brother Nibbles. from Half Baked (1998)
They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy.
They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.
They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope. from Half Baked (1998)
Think about this shit please
Think about this shit please from Half Baked (1998)
This all you need? I guess. I don't know.
This all you need? I guess. I don't know. from Half Baked (1998)
This good for ya? from Half Baked (1998)
This horse is a diabetic!
This horse is a diabetic! from Half Baked (1998)
This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B?
This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B? from Half Baked (1998)
This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino,
This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino, from Half Baked (1998)
This is for Killer, B. from Half Baked (1998)
This is so We are in business, man.
This is so We are in business, man. from Half Baked (1998)
This is the way it's gonna work.
This is the way it's gonna work. from Half Baked (1998)
This job... sucks. from Half Baked (1998)
This stuff didn't even work. Man!
This stuff didn't even work. Man! from Half Baked (1998)
Those days are gone from Half Baked (1998)
Those guys Those guys are doomed!
Those guys Those guys are doomed! from Half Baked (1998)
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny. from Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter.
Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter. from Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time?
Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? from Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood, why the long face, man?
Thurgood, why the long face, man? from Half Baked (1998)
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go. from Half Baked (1998)
Time's up, number nine. That's me.
Time's up, number nine. That's me. from Half Baked (1998)
To get high before you have important things to do.
To get high before you have important things to do. from Half Baked (1998)
Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian.
Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian. from Half Baked (1998)
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there. from Half Baked (1998)
Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo.
Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo!
Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo! from Half Baked (1998)
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair.
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair. from Half Baked (1998)
Uh oh. from Half Baked (1998)
Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time?
Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time? from Half Baked (1998)
Um, is Thurgood around? from Half Baked (1998)
Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva.
Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva. from Half Baked (1998)
Um, Samson, can I ask you a question?
Um, Samson, can I ask you a question? from Half Baked (1998)
Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'.
Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea.
Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea. from Half Baked (1998)
Wanna go for a walk? from Half Baked (1998)
Wanna go outside? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun.
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun. from Half Baked (1998)
Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy. from Half Baked (1998)
Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.
Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. from Half Baked (1998)
We ain't no goddamn potheads.
We ain't no goddamn potheads. from Half Baked (1998)
We are three reasonably bright young men.
We are three reasonably bright young men. from Half Baked (1998)
We call this kid the After School Special smoker.
We call this kid the After School Special smoker. from Half Baked (1998)
We callin' Domino's. from Half Baked (1998)
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no. from Half Baked (1998)
We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts?
We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts? from Half Baked (1998)
We don't have a corkscrew.
We don't have a corkscrew. from Half Baked (1998)
We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, ******?
We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, ******? from Half Baked (1998)
We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets.
We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. from Half Baked (1998)
We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go.
We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. from Half Baked (1998)
We got a meeting with him in a couple days.
We got a meeting with him in a couple days. from Half Baked (1998)
We got customers from all over New York.
We got customers from all over New York. from Half Baked (1998)
We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused.
We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused. from Half Baked (1998)
We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian.
We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian. from Half Baked (1998)
We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican?
We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican? from Half Baked (1998)
We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine?
We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine? from Half Baked (1998)
We just gotta think. That's all that is.
We just gotta think. That's all that is. from Half Baked (1998)
We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries,
We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries, from Half Baked (1998)
We made over 20 grand that first week, man.
We made over 20 grand that first week, man. from Half Baked (1998)
We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here.
We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here. from Half Baked (1998)
We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers.
We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers. from Half Baked (1998)
We used to eat it all the time back in the day.
We used to eat it all the time back in the day. from Half Baked (1998)
We was toe up! from Half Baked (1998)
We were really, really high.
We were really, really high. from Half Baked (1998)
We'll sell weed. from Half Baked (1998)
We're alone from Half Baked (1998)
We're fund raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace.
We're fund raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. from Half Baked (1998)
We're in a lot of trouble, guys.
We're in a lot of trouble, guys. from Half Baked (1998)
We're in a lot of trouble.
We're in a lot of trouble. from Half Baked (1998)
We're not drug dealers. We're fund raisers.
We're not drug dealers. We're fund raisers. from Half Baked (1998)
We're talkin' about Mary Jane
We're talkin' about Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good. from Half Baked (1998)
We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.
We've really gotta get this guy out of jail. from Half Baked (1998)
Weed out there, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Welcome to my lair. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, abracadabra. Whoa! from Half Baked (1998)
Well, could you be a little more specific?
Well, could you be a little more specific? from Half Baked (1998)
Well, did you get my message?
Well, did you get my message? from Half Baked (1998)
Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around.
Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, I can't. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there.
Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, I want half, from Half Baked (1998)
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, if you think it's gonna help.
Well, if you think it's gonna help. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way.
Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain.
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy.
Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy. from Half Baked (1998)
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up. from Half Baked (1998)
What a country! from Half Baked (1998)
What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body.
What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body. from Half Baked (1998)
What did I I told you he was real, man.
What did I I told you he was real, man. from Half Baked (1998)
What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on.
What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on. from Half Baked (1998)
What do you guys want? from Half Baked (1998)
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want.
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want. from Half Baked (1998)
What do you want? from Half Baked (1998)
What happened, man? from Half Baked (1998)
What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me.
What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. from Half Baked (1998)
What if The Guy did it? from Half Baked (1998)
What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it.
What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it. from Half Baked (1998)
What it smell like? Smell like...
What it smell like? Smell like... from Half Baked (1998)
What other choice do we have, right? Yeah.
What other choice do we have, right? Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
What part of Jamaica? from Half Baked (1998)
What the fuck are you talkin' about, man?
What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? from Half Baked (1998)
What the fuck is 814? from Half Baked (1998)
What the hell did you give my Buttercup?
What the hell did you give my Buttercup? from Half Baked (1998)
What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good.
What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good. from Half Baked (1998)
What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free.
What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. from Half Baked (1998)
What we have here... from Half Baked (1998)
What y'all doin'? Nothin'.
What y'all doin'? Nothin'. from Half Baked (1998)
What, did you go to weed college? Damn, ******.
What, did you go to weed college? Damn, ******. from Half Baked (1998)
What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit?
What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit? from Half Baked (1998)
What? Abracadabra? from Half Baked (1998)
What? Oh, my God. from Half Baked (1998)
What's that like? from Half Baked (1998)
What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some.
What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some. from Half Baked (1998)
What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man.
What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man. from Half Baked (1998)
What's up, man? What's up, boy?
What's up, man? What's up, boy? from Half Baked (1998)
What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'.
What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'. from Half Baked (1998)
What's up? Nothin', man. from Half Baked (1998)
When I was young from Half Baked (1998)
When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face
When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face from Half Baked (1998)
When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him,
When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him, from Half Baked (1998)
Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,
Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, from Half Baked (1998)
Which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
Which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all. from Half Baked (1998)
Which, by our calculations Is fucking impossible, man!
Which, by our calculations Is fucking impossible, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?
Who is this Mr. Nice Guy? from Half Baked (1998)
Who is this? This is Samson, smarty pants.
Who is this? This is Samson, smarty pants. from Half Baked (1998)
Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia.
Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. from Half Baked (1998)
Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me? from Half Baked (1998)
Whoa! My nads! Oh! from Half Baked (1998)
Whoo! from Half Baked (1998)
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber. from Half Baked (1998)
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican?
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican? from Half Baked (1998)
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? from Half Baked (1998)
Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'.
Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'. from Half Baked (1998)
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. from Half Baked (1998)
Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember?
Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember? from Half Baked (1998)
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn! from Half Baked (1998)
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn! from Half Baked (1998)
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head. from Half Baked (1998)
Why? Why? from Half Baked (1998)
Word, yo? Yes! from Half Baked (1998)
Word, yo. Where the hell is he?
Word, yo. Where the hell is he? from Half Baked (1998)
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really.
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really. from Half Baked (1998)
Wow. from Half Baked (1998)
Wow. I mean, where do you even Just smoke it, yo!
Wow. I mean, where do you even Just smoke it, yo! from Half Baked (1998)
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane from Half Baked (1998)
Yea! from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great.
Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo.
Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, man! from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, mostly junk food. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, sure. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk.
Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this!
Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this! from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird.
Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. And the rich greenery?
Yeah. And the rich greenery? from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done.
Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Hey, Guy. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Look at that shit. Man.
Yeah. Look at that shit. Man. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you.
Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Um, how long he been in there?
Yeah. Um, how long he been in there? from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light? from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Yeah, wow. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. Yeah. from Half Baked (1998)
Yeah. You suggested that already.
Yeah. You suggested that already. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes, Mary Jane. I swear. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny.
Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes, very good. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes. Abracadabra. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me.
Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes. I'm sexy. from Half Baked (1998)
Yes. So what's up with this?
Yes. So what's up with this? from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, he killed Killer, man.
Yo, he killed Killer, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B.
Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, let's go, B. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, Samson did this, man.
Yo, Samson did this, man. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, this shit must be good, B.
Yo, this shit must be good, B. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?
Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money? from Half Baked (1998)
Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me.
Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me. from Half Baked (1998)
Yo? from Half Baked (1998)
You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool.
You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool. from Half Baked (1998)
You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days.
You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days. from Half Baked (1998)
You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas.
You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas. from Half Baked (1998)
You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy.
You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy. from Half Baked (1998)
You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man.
You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man. from Half Baked (1998)
You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke?
You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke? from Half Baked (1998)
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You don't smoke weed, do you? from Half Baked (1998)
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You don't smoke weed, do you? from Half Baked (1998)
You dumb son of a bitch! No!
You dumb son of a bitch! No! from Half Baked (1998)
You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh?
You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh? from Half Baked (1998)
You got a delivery guy at your house.
You got a delivery guy at your house. from Half Baked (1998)
You got a problem with that?
You got a problem with that? from Half Baked (1998)
You got me? Open and shut.
You got me? Open and shut. from Half Baked (1998)
You got me? You paying attention?
You got me? You paying attention? from Half Baked (1998)
You got the love that from Half Baked (1998)
You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing.
You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing. from Half Baked (1998)
You gotta understand who Killer the dog was.
You gotta understand who Killer the dog was. from Half Baked (1998)
You guys feel like you're floating?
You guys feel like you're floating? from Half Baked (1998)
You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit,
You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, from Half Baked (1998)
You guys, wait up! from Half Baked (1998)
You have smoked yourself retarded.
You have smoked yourself retarded. from Half Baked (1998)
You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us!
You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us! from Half Baked (1998)
You hungry? Fuck you, ****a!
You hungry? Fuck you, ****a! from Half Baked (1998)
You in here because of marijuana?
You in here because of marijuana? from Half Baked (1998)
You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much?
You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much? from Half Baked (1998)
You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out,
You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out, from Half Baked (1998)
You know, I have been Iying to you.
You know, I have been Iying to you. from Half Baked (1998)
You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing.
You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. from Half Baked (1998)
You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.
You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home. from Half Baked (1998)
You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab.
You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab. from Half Baked (1998)
You know, uh, from Half Baked (1998)
You like popcorn. from Half Baked (1998)
You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you.
You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you. from Half Baked (1998)
You make about 40, 000, 50, 000 a week.
You make about 40, 000, 50, 000 a week. from Half Baked (1998)
You mean the game that you run, yo?
You mean the game that you run, yo? from Half Baked (1998)
You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own...
You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own... from Half Baked (1998)
You my only friend. from Half Baked (1998)
You really should. from Half Baked (1998)
You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn.
You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn. from Half Baked (1998)
You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy.
You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy. from Half Baked (1998)
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything.
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything. from Half Baked (1998)
You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?
You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please? from Half Baked (1998)
You spent $250 on a used dog?
You spent $250 on a used dog? from Half Baked (1998)
You sure I should do this, man?
You sure I should do this, man? from Half Baked (1998)
You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass...
You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass... from Half Baked (1998)
You understand? from Half Baked (1998)
You walk around on both legs, homo erectus!
You walk around on both legs, homo erectus! from Half Baked (1998)
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. from Half Baked (1998)
You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man?
You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man? from Half Baked (1998)
You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks.
You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks. from Half Baked (1998)
You want to hear what I think, man?
You want to hear what I think, man? from Half Baked (1998)
You, yo. Me? from Half Baked (1998)
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need. from Half Baked (1998)
You're dead! All of you! from Half Baked (1998)
You're hungry, aren't ya? Here.
You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. from Half Baked (1998)
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're not a fish. You're a man. from Half Baked (1998)
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're not a fish. You're a man. from Half Baked (1998)
You're welcome, Brian. from Half Baked (1998)
You've got the love that from Half Baked (1998)
You've got the match from Half Baked (1998)
You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.
You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game. from Half Baked (1998)
814. from Half Baked (1998)
'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better.
'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. from Half Baked (1998)
'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog?
'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog? from Half Baked (1998)
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted from Half Baked (1998)
'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit.
'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit. from Half Baked (1998)
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma. from Half Baked (1998)
$20, 000 a week, or you're dead!
$20, 000 a week, or you're dead! from Half Baked (1998)