♬ Just Friends (2005) Soundboard

A little corny, maybe even a little femme,

A Range Rover? Aren't those bad?

Actually, I go by Dusty Lee now, but yeah.

Actually, I was nervous, but, more importantly,

After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album.

Again!

Again.

Agh! What?

All right, all right, break it up, break it up.

All right!

All right.

All right. Keep in touch!

All the time.

All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her?

Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you.

America will ever switch to the metric system?

And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great.

And everything will be just... just peachy.

And he'd go, Forgiveness every day, only all Bono y.

And here you go. Just like your old yearbook picture.

And hope that they like you back.

And I did the whole cold feet move and we slept in the same bed.

And I don't care if it's in the day or at night

And I hope we can do it again soon.

And I just don't have those feelings for you.

And I lost my stammer,

And I need my skates to show off my talents.

And I need salmon like now.

And I see myself getting married

And I want to marry you and I love you.

And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out.

And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital

And I'm going out of my mind with boredom!

And I'm gonna meet you there.

And I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck

And I'm so horny.

And I'm sorry about that.

And look at... pecs, and...

And my new best friend Wafoofi

And one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny.

And raising a family.

And she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time.

And started... I mean I had an internship first

And that's okay.

And the most precious gift that you can give...

And the truth is...

And then Dusty shows up out of nowhere,

And then Jamie gives him her number.

And then play it for us later, okay?

And then suddenly it just hits me.

And wants something else.

And we were laughing

And we were showing each other old pictures and...

And we're part of a kick ass humanitarian effort

And well, the opening of practically anything,

And what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote

And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid.

And, um, I wrote you a song.

Another bee in the hive, my friend,

Another day date?

Are you guys even listening to me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding, man? I love The Notebook.

Are you serious? I need them.

Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else?

Ashton!

Ashton?

At the top of the jar.

Aw, he's gonna cry.

Aw.

Baby, ooh!

Back in high school, that's all.

Be right down.

Because I want to take you on a date.

Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself!

Because I'm on the Perricone diet

Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me.

Being the girl who peaked in high school.

Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie.

Besides, you you weren't terribly good at ice skating.

But I am an artist. I am an artist!

But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this!

But I find something so resplendent

But I had to do it.

But I still play a mean guitar.

But I want to be more than that?

But I want to be more than that.

But I'm a person too.

But I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real.

But in our own little Chris and Jamie world.

But Samantha, What about the words to your song? Forgiveness!

But the aluminum foil wasn't.

But then I got to thinking that that

But this is what you always order.

But Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey!

But what if she doesn't want to be ravished?

But what what you may not know about this it girl...

But you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now.

But you look incredible.

Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now.

Can I do you later?

Can't wait.

Care about the environment.

Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius.

Carol?

Check out that girl's ass. Huge!

Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing.

Chris, no!

Chris, you're drunk! Go home!

Chris!

Chris! Chris!

Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote.

Chris?

Christmas is the time for giving.

Class of '95.

Clear!

Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on...

Come in!

Come in.

Come on, it'll be like old times.

Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right?

Come on! How long does it...

Come to destroy the rest of the house?

Competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy.

Cookie Monster says the Cougars are

Dear Jamie, when we're together,

Ding dong.

Dinkleman... is going way down.

Do you have any oil?

Do you know what else is adorable? You two.

Do you want to go ice skating?

Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here?

Does this hat make me look fat?

Don't dab at it! Rub it.

Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be.

Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody.

Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

Don't you people have anything better to do?!

Don't.

Done!

Doofus! Doofus!

Doofus! Doofus! Doof...

Duck!

Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight?

Dude, I think she left you hanging.

Dude, she's fine!

Dude, you're killing me!

Dusty and I are fine.

Dusty, come here.

Dusty!

Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty!

Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...!

Dusty. Hey. Why?

Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie!

Eighteen.

Encore! Encore! Encore!

Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy.

Eww.

Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think

Excuse me, um,

Excuse you!

F this. I'm mobile.

First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines,

For keeping us in the friend zone all those years.

For putting him in the friend zone in high school.

For they know not what they do.

Friends watch New Year's Rockin' Eve.

Get off me, Chris! Why are you here?

Get off me, God boy!

Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino.

Go away.

Go away. Wait. Not you.

Go on, make a move.

Go! Go get me lobster!

Go! Run! Lobster!

Go! Wait.

God damn it!

God damn it! Come on, Dusty!

God damn it! Come on, Dusty.

God, and we had this great night

God, can you believe that?

God, I need my guitar.

God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song.

God, I want to lick your skin off!

God, I've missed you.

God!

God! Just leave him alone!

Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later

Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen!

Good times. Good times!

Good. Good. Make me happy.

Gotta go.

Great big cookies

Great. That's good.

Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris.

Haha! Chubby bunny!

Hasn't she, Chris?

Have a great life, 'cause Athena's out!

Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure.

Have you seen this poster? Have you seen...

He hacked me!

He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly

He shoots, he scores.

He wrote me a song! That's so cute.

He's crazy.

He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans!

He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him.

He's out for revenge on you

Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold.

Hello, Joyce?

Here we go!

Here we go. You guys, you know,

Here's your money, bitch!

Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor

Hey listen. I gotta hang out

Hey, anyone want some cocoa?

Hey, Chrissy!

Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie?

Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James

Hey, Jamie, what about you?

Hey, let's hit the road.

Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird,

Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood?

Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man.

Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd?

Hey, wake up.

Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great.

Hey, you got $5

Hey, you know... just migrated west.

Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me.

Hey!

Hey! Dumb ass.

Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay?

Hey...

Hi, guys.

Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you?

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting.

Ho ho ho! Who's got a Christmas present?

Ho ho ho.

Holy shit! Check out his shirt!

Holy...

Honey, look what just came for you.

Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed!

Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends.

Hoping to be your boyfriend.

How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on.

How could you do that to your boyfriend?

How did you get in here?

How many times in a day?

How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas.

How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her?

How's my future star doing?

Hugs and kisses!

I always thought that if I had a huge career

I bet it would be in the south!

I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal.

I brought magazines.

I can put my arms around you.

I can still see it. I can still... rub harder!

I can't believe...

I can't eat that crap.

I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha.

I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history.

I cannot get over how great you look.

I could do that.

I didn't know you played guitar.

I do not remember Jersey being this cold.

I do.

I don't forgive you.

I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body.

I don't know why you just don't take me serious!

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school.

I don't know. Maybe. Why?

I don't think so.

I don't think there is one, but if there was one

I don't want other girls.

I don't want to be a lamp.

I don't want to be myself.

I don't work at The Maple.

I feel like I can just be myself.

I get dumped four days before Christmas.

I got you a little something right here.

I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away.

I guess Athena's out.

I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental.

I hate this town!

I have a great idea.

I have some good news.

I have your poster on my wall,

I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay?

I haven't had sex in, like, forever.

I just peed a little.

I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and...

I just wanna eat you both up!

I just... the truth is I'm I'm afraid to be your friend

I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom.

I love it. Especially the money.

I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms.

I love you so much.

I love you, angel.

I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha!

I love you, Chris...

I love you.

I mean he deserves the best

I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino

I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial.

I mean, I have feelings and needs

I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt

I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple.

I mean, isn't Chris great?

I mean, listen, I know it might sound

I mean, my God!

I mean, my Sidekick broke and l...

I mean, the sex is good,

I messed with your head for three days.

I need a beer!

I need you to detain Samantha.

I need you to do me a favor.

I practically throw myself at you

I ran into Jamie Palomino last night.

I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey.

I said a lot of really crappy things the other night

I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy!

I saw you flirting with me out there.

I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir.

I signed your yearbook.

I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago.

I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team.

I think it's so neat that you kids

I think she might be maturing.

I think you're funny and charming and sweet,

I think you've pretty much said it all.

I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us.

I want one girl.

I want to apologize for earlier.

I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this.

I was born ready, bitch.

I was getting you food.

I was hoping I'd find you here.

I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine.

I was making cookies.

I was right.

I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay?

I won't apologize.

I would love to have lunch.

I'd be all... ¶ Forgiveness is the way, ¶

I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.

I'll be right out.

I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay?

I'll just enjoy this glass of water.

I'll show all of you!

I'll show you!

I'm actually only doing this part time till I can make it in music.

I'm being framed! I'm being framed!

I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink.

I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman,

I'm going over to Jamie's.

I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight.

I'm gonna friggin' puke.

I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home.

I'm gonna get you fired!

I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch?!

I'm gonna make bubble.

I'm horny.

I'm in.

I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof

I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks

I'm living with my parents.

I'm not drunk. What's this?

I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there

I'm not here to collect.

I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore.

I'm not the most boring person ever!

I'm not the same person I was in high school, pal.

I'm right back in high school again, you know?

I'm running back to my great life in L.A.!

I'm so glad KC got us back together.

I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass!

I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch.

I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going?

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry, okay?!

I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay?

I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything.

I'm stuffed.

I'm taking this one.

I'm... I'm 18.

I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move

I've always wanted to say that.

I've been recording for my new album

I've got a little surprise for you.

I've really just been dating, you know?

If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono.

If you feel yourself going there, walk away.

If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?

In the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean?

In we go.

Is her humanitarian side.

Is that really how you feel?

Is there any other kind? That's adorable.

Is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be?

It was great talking to you, sir.

It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital.

It was so nice meeting you.

It was?

It's a Get well soon card from Jamie.

It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie!

It's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit.

It's a little snug.

It's a Palamino Christmas!

It's a retainer and it's not that bad.

It's all good, baby, it's all good.

It's been the same key for the last 43 takes.

It's been...

It's called Jamie Smiles.

It's cold out here.

It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls.

It's Dusty Dinkleman.

It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children.

It's gettin' late.

It's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day

It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards.

It's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name dropping right now

It's just an old friend saying hi.

It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not,

It's just these damn rental skates.

It's like a true rags to riches story,

It's like the deep South Pole if there was one.

It's like the stalker's national anthem.

It's me Tim. You remember?

It's not that bad. Ha!

It's open mic night at The Coffee House.

It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone.

It's Samantha... Call me...

It's the coast. Be right back.

It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole?

It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole!

It's you.

Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you.

Jamie Palamino.

Jamie, I signed your yearbook.

Jamie, I'm opening your gate.

Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time,

Jamie!

Jamie! There you are.

Jersey? We're in New Jersey?

Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her.

Jesus.

Joey, do you want some of my cookie?

Joyce?

Just give me a call sometime.

Just gonna...

Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer?

Just trying to look for my soulmate.

Just... just be yourself.

Just... just wait.

Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom.

L I r really...

L... about our relationship.

Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander.

Last time it was no more than five minutes.

Late '20s. Male Caucasian

Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor.

Let's go.

Like a brother.

Like her brother. Or a lamp.

Like that retard from Subway?

Like that skank you were banging behind my back.

Lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority:

Listen, about that...

Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve,

Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out.

Little problem.

Long story short, she fell.

Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste.

Look at you!

Look, don't sweat it.

Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat?

Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she?

Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday.

Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be

Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know?

Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day.

Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one?

Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign

Look. I'll call...

Lover, aren't you gonna introduce me?

Make a move!

Mall people, they come and go...

Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town!

Maturing?

Maybe he just wants to be friends.

Maybe he's gay.

Maybe some salmon or something?

Maybe we could take the next step or something?

Maybe you should come back another time when you're...

Maybe you should try harder.

Me?

Meow. Meow.

Mike Brander. It is an honor.

Mike!

Mike! Good to be home.

Mom, I said I have a tummy ache.

Mom's coming. That's good.

Mommy.

Mr. Palamino, how you doing?

MTV just got her a new reality show next year.

Mwha, mwha, mwha!

My bodyguard let me in.

My God, don't! Dusty! Don't!

My lyrics say dancing free with my guitar, Ron.

My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers.

Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway?

No kissing!

No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now.

No one, Samantha.

No slap shots!

No, Chris! No!

No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple.

No, I'm driving through a tunnel.

No, I'm fine.

No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you

No, put me on the 3:00.

No, sweetie. You need to do this alone.

No!

No.

No. I wish I could, but l...

No. No.

Not at all.

Not happy!

Not the ham that I just bought?

Not to mention I already heard that song today,

Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin.

Now Chris is trying his best here.

Now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school?

Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel!

Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels!

Of course you are. You know, I know a song called Mandy.

Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body.

Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember?

Oh my God,

Oh my God, I don't believe it!

Oh my God, isn't that so cute?

Oh my God, that is so cute!

Oh my God, we graduated!

Oh my God, you're sweet.

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Ha ha.

Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it!

Oh my God! Where does the time go?

Oh my God.

Oh my God... plastic menus!

Oh yeah?

Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy!

Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease,

Oh, boy. Okay.

Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us?

Oh, Carol, you are so sweet!

Oh, come on, come on!

Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine.

Oh, Dusty...

Oh, f f...

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing?

Oh, God.

Oh, here we go again.

Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky.

Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh, I could give you a massage.

Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents.

Oh, I love to travel.

Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated

Oh, I'm just busted!

Oh, it's about you! Now he's out playing you!

Oh, light bulb. There you go.

Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham?

Oh, my little boy.

Oh, nine, 10...

Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that.

Oh, no no no. I'm I'm not walking away.

Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you!

Oh, really? Me too.

Oh, so now I'm the tease.

Oh, this is gonna be a great song. Mall People.

Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair.

Oh, who loves her?

Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that.

Oh, would you mind?

Oh, yeah, well, this is my life!

Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore.

Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you.

Oh!

Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's?

Oh. Chris, let's get it to go.

Oh. Take that guy, for example.

Oh...

Oh... okay.

Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything,

Okay, all right, one more time.

Okay, and speaking of really really important...

Okay, bye.

Okay, guys. Keep it clean.

Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room.

Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now.

Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there.

Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for...

Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me?

Okay, she's got a bit of a headache.

Okay, sure.

Okay, we're done. Now...

Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything.

Okay? I need to transcend!

Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor!

Okay? I'm sorry.

Okay.

Okay. Bye bye.

Okay. I'm gonna kill you.

Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky,

Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great.

Okay. Who's the genius behind this?

On the same menstrual cycle yet or what?

One grilled cheese with ranch on the side

Only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile.

Only we get to mreow and they can't,

Ooh, more more!

Or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me?

Or practicing our cheers,

Or whenever, as long as it's a real date.

Or...

Ouch.

Palamino? Jamie Palamino.

Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01.

Paris, here we come!

Peanut.

People love her. They love her!

Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end.

Please leave me alone.

Please, God.

Plus free promotion.

Porsche. Girls must love this.

Potty mouth.

President Bush, The First Family, really.

Pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger.

Raise you hand if your brother's a homo!

Read it... please.

Right back.

Rub, rub it, rub it!

Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish!

Samantha James is a crazy person.

Samantha, are you okay?

Samantha, these are my old friends.

Samantha! You're here! Shit!

Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi!

See ya!

See you in another 10 years. Guess not.

Seen better days, I guess, pal?

Shakes come and go,

She puts them in the friend zone

She wants a sensitive guy...

She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on.

She's a little incapacitated at the moment.

She's adorable.

She's all yours.

She's like a box of fine wine.

Since Jessica Simpson and her father...

Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha

Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF.

Sincerely, Chris Brander.

Slow down. What did you just say?

So do you really have my poster on your wall?

So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself?

So I'm living at home and I'm working...

So let me... let me... let me say hi to her.

So ostentatious. It's all they had left.

So pretty.

So that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family.

So that's what this is about?

So that's why she went with Dusty.

So we're looking at day cares.

So what did you you think?

So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago?

So y you gave her a body shake?

So, how'd you lose all that weight?

So, I'm gonna be real, okay?

So, um... so how long are you in town for?

So...

Some chick f'd me up in high school bad.

Son of a bitch!

Sorry about that, buddy.

Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible.

Sorry. Just,...

Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!

Stupid rental skates.

Stupid town. I gotta take the bus!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Suckster! Suckster!

Suckster! Suckster! Suckster!

Suckster's making out with Mrs. P!

Surprise!

Take care.

Technically, that makes you an accomplice.

Thank you all for having me. It was so nice.

Thank you. Okay.

Thanks for reminding me I was fat.

Thanks, Mommy.

Thanks.

That I can, like, have?

That works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight.

That would be a no.

That's a drag. God!

That's a great idea!

That's adorable! Let's go show my mom.

That's because I love you both so much.

That's cool. Guess I missed you too.

That's great. Merry Christmas.

That's like the express lane to the friend zone.

That's right, Jamie Palamino,

That's what I'm doing up here.

The big speech.

The biggest pussy she's ever seen.

The container said microwavable.

The greatest musical manager team

The guy's just out playing me, that's all.

The guy's looking for the anger bang!

The jig is up! Run!

The other night and you did nothing!

The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie

The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding.

The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find

The revival theater in town

Then I'm going to show her

Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them

There isn't, though.

There she is. There's the little slut

These arms and your belly,

Think fast. Boop!

This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses.

This is a Christmas concert for children!

This is a Pontiac Grand Prix!

This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it?

This is bullshit!

This is Clark, this is Darla.

This is it.

This is pathetic!

This is so gay.

This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her!

This is the hottest selling poster in the United States.

This is the new and improved Forgiveness.

This is Tim's yearbook.

This isn't a game! This is my life!

This isn't about you.

This isn't how it works, Samantha.

This one's called Forgiveness.

This this... this isn't gonna work for me.

This town is full of losers

Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend.

Three two, one!

To help promote vegetarianism in third world countries,

Total pussy.

Transport en route, over.

Truce!

Trust me, I'm so over myself.

Try a salad!

Tuna.

Turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe.

Ugh, these are old.

Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee?

Um, just the night, actually.

Um, thanks for walking me to my door.

Um, well, I see myself teaching.

Um, where can I give you my phone number?

Um...

Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater.

Until those stitches are ready to come out.

Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts!

W w we'll go to The Maple tonight

W well, I'd love to, but l... I wouldn't want to impose.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me,

Was this one of your clever little plans?

Watch your face!

Watch! You might learn something!

We can go for some... herbal tea.

We can work and play. Mreow.

We could use some more bodies. You guys play?

We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit

We we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast.

We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris?

We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton.

We've gone through seven bags of rock salt.

Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again...

Well that was an interesting Christmas.

Well well well,

Well you're not. So vamoose.

Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here.

Well, I had a really nice time tonight,

Well, I'm good now!

Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that.

Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers,

Well, it looks like I was

Well, it was great seeing you again.

Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month.

Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay?

Well, that's a very interesting...

Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris?

Well, you kids have fun.

Well, you know, I was wondering

Well...

Wha... like what happened? Where did you go?

What about Paris?

What about you?

What are you doing down there?

What are you doing here?

What are you still doing here?

What are you talking about?

What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman?

What do you think of that?

What do you want from me?!

What ham did you slap?

What happened to him?

What happened to me?

What if I added more vibrato?

What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland

What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other?

What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup?

What is she thinking?

What is your problem? She's just a child.

What the hell are you doing?!

What the hell happened to her?

What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her?

What the hell?!

What the...

What took you so long?

What?

What?! You said detain her!

What's on your mind?

What's up, guys?

What's up?

When we're together, I feel...

Where are my ice skates?

Where are you?

Where did you get the Vicodin?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Where you that mad at me?

Where'd you come up with this theory?

Where's Ashton? Ha!

Where's this going?

Whether we're watching Party of Five

Which I hope to have out early next...

Which is really really important.

While I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner?

Who, him? We're just friends.

Whoa! Flaming reindeer.

Whoa! I am not going with him!

Why are you back here?

Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot?

Why do you keep messing with my head?

Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30?

Why don't I take you home?

Will you put it on for me?

With a taser in my balls!

With germs and bacteria. Now put that back!

With multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion.

With my friends over there, okay?

Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why?

Would you guys like to join us in a carol

Wouldn't that be amazing?

Yay, Dusty!

Yay!

Yeah, glad I ran into you last night.

Yeah, he is a nice boy.

Yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job...

Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A.

Yeah, it is. It's like the South Pole.

Yeah, it was a surprise.

Yeah, it's go time.

Yeah, rad. Awesome.

Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do!

Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys.

Yeah, well, let's keep it that way.

Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale.

Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you...

Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay?

Yeah. You okay? You need another blanket or anything?

Yes, because I love sentimental tear jerkers.

Yes, I'm fine. I just...

Yes!

Yes! I am outta here!

Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.

Yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation,

You believe that? Not one taxi, not one.

You came, finally! I'm so happy.

You can apologize to Jamie

You can forgive, but you can't forget.

You can't compete with this... are you kidding me?

You can't force or or torture someone into liking you.

You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic.

You didn't buy that, did you?

You don't deserve a penis.

You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy.

You don't see that every day.

You feel the same way about me?

You go! Whoo!

You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you.

You haven't aged a peep.

You jerks!

You keep living the dream, Tim.

You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals.

You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me.

You know what? That's a lie too.

You know what? This just isn't working out.

You know what? You're a lot better than before.

You know, and I worked really hard on it

You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you.

You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess.

You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte...

You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that.

You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that.

You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this.

You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime?

You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple?

You like that. You and I are gonna be

You prick.

You pussy!

You remember that name! 'Cause I'm gonna be somebody!

You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers.

You slap like a cheerleader.

You son of a bitch!

You that song, you know what mean?

You too.

You totally got me!

You want a kiss?

You were never a dweeb, Chris.

You would know.

You'll always be fat to me, Chris!

You'll always be fat to me, Chris.

You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother.

You're back in the friend zone.

You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models!

You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino.

You're gonna need to wear this for the next few days

You're my best friend!

You're no longer a dating option.

You're not coming with me?

You're not gonna make a move, are you?

You're so bad!

You've been banging behind my back!

You've been torturing me since the sixth grade!

You've grown into such a beautiful young woman,

Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander,

Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool

Your names are Clark and Darla?

10 years since he's been home.

20 years all at once!

'Cause friends don't kiss. All right. Aloof.

¶ And a Happy New Year ¶ Oh shit!

¶ And I swear ¶ ¶ And I swear ¶

¶ And I swear ¶ ¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ By the moon and the stars... ¶ Jesus.

¶ Christmas, Christmas... ¶ Oh my God.

¶ Dancing free with my guitar ¶ ¶ My guitar ¶

¶ For better or worse ¶ ¶ Better or worse ¶

¶ Four calling birds ¶ I don't care what your mommy said.

¶ I don't know just where you are ¶ ¶ Where are you? ¶

¶ I swear ¶ You're the homo.

¶ I'll be there ¶ ¶ I'll be there ¶

¶ I've been workin' on the railroad... ¶ No, Chris! This way.

¶ In the skies... ¶ Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit.

¶ Is more than saying sorry. ¶ Hey! Ashlee Simpson!

¶ Looking down like a shining star ¶ ¶ Shining star ¶

¶ That's by your side ¶ ¶ That's by your side ¶

¶ The happiest day of the year ¶ Mike!

¶ Till death do us part ¶ ¶ Oh no ¶

a couple of years. Right.

A good skater can skate in anything. Yeah!

a surprise graduation party. Oh, that's just great!

All right. Good job, Dougie. Oh, hi, honey!

And affectionate. Christ sakes.

and I'm on the phone. Oh.

Another jerk? I'm kidding...

Are you wearing braces? It's not braces.

Be more rude! She's rude! She's rude!

Boo. Oh yeah?

but do you have any plans tonight? No.

But I'm not ready to play a gig. Of course you are.

but you are way hotter in person. I know!

Bye for now. Bye.

Can I come in? I just said that.

Can't hear you. Oh.

Carol... Dusty, oh my goodness.

chance to get out of the friend zone. Yeah.

Check this out. Yeah. Great. Good.

Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! Yes! You guys, so good...

Chris Brander. I'm Mandy.

Chris, hi! Hi!

Chris, wait! It's a beautiful day.

Chris! Leave me alone!

Chris! Yay!

Chris! Chris! Chris! Awesome, I'm really...

Chris! How are you feeling? So much better.

Chris? Oh my God!

Chris? Yeah.

Chris. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Christopher, put that back. Put it back!

Class of '95! Class of '95!

Definitely. Okay. Okay.

Did he try anything? No!

Did you boink her yet? Shut it.

Did you try anything? No, but I put myself out there.

Dinkleman! ¶ Can't you hear the captain shouting? ¶

Dinkleman! What is the matter with you?

Dinkleman. Dinkleman!

Dinkleman. Dinkleman's going down.

Dinkleman. Son of a bitch.

Do you want to meet for lunch? You mean like a day date?

Don't tell me that you're a dentist. A dentist?

Don't you see what's happening here? Oh, I don't know.

Dude, The Notebook's so gay. Get off the phone!

Dusty and I are friends. Right!

Dusty, popcorn's ready. Copy that, I'm mobile.

Dusty! Dinkleman!

Dutty Nee? Thanks for saving me.

Eight. Eight?!

Excuse me. Oh yeah.

Family. Parents are separated.

Fine! Fine!

Flowers? Those are daisies.

for the holidays. Well, as a matter of fact...

Get out of my room! Mom!

Get out! You're gonna pay for this.

Gimme! Like we're not in high school, but we're

God, this place hasn't changed a bit. I know.

God. Yeah.

Good night, guys. Good night, Chris.

Good. And then we're outie.

Good. Okay.

Great. Jamie!

Great. Well, have fun. Oh, you have fun...

Ha, you look like a doofus! Doofus!

Happy graduation, Chris. What's going on?

He's with his lover. ¶ Deck the halls with bows of holly ¶

Hello? Jamie!

Hello? Jamie.

Hello? I'm on the phone. Really you want to see The Notebook?

Hey, guys. Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen!

Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. Hey, Dusty.

Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? Oh, thanks, Brett!

Hey, Tim. Shut up, chubs.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. I brand you Suckster.

Hey. What's up?

Ho ho ho. And that.

How about snacks? Carbs? Are you kidding me?

How much time do we have? I'm not sure.

How old are you? I'm 22... 20... 19...

How the big date go? It was terrible.

How's it goin'? Fantastic.

How's it going with Jamie? Treating her like

How's the love life? Lame.

I can't be your crutch. But l...

I don't want it. Bad kitty. Meow, meow.

I go to Jay Z's birthday party... Okay, okay. All right.

I guess I'll just leave you now. No, wait wait.

I left my gloves in the car. Oh.

I look fat in these pants? Hell no.

I love the environment. But honey, don't you drive

I love you. I love you too.

I prefer you didn't. But I want to.

I really need to speak with you! This next number

I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. Yeah.

I saw. Yeah, and yet, you did nothing.

I think you're a really nice guy. Thank you.

I thought you hated ice skating. I used to,

I want that album. Hah! What?!

I went out with him. You went out with him.

I'll pick you up at noon. Chris! Chris!

I'll talk to you tonight. Whoo!

I'm busy! I'm busy! Stupid dick!

I'm naked. You're naked.

I'm not terrible. Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster!

I'm really excited about this. Yeah, me too.

I'm Samantha James, bitch! Don't shove me!

I'm stuck here another day. Oh.

I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. Here, let me help you.

in our own Chris and Jamie little world. Tim... okay.

in the right place at the right time, Miss... Yeah.

is for your favorite teacher and mine. Let's go.

Is it okay that Dusty came? Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came.

Is that my Christmas present? Sam, my younger brother Mike.

is your heart. Aww.

It is. Bye, Dusty.

It was us. It was us. Oh, my darling.

It's 10 years. Yeah. 10?

It's a small world. No kidding.

It's his fault. You suck, Brander.

It's just like the song... Sh sh sh sh sh sh...

It's not a handball. My handball.

it's really great to see you again. You too.

Jamie Pal. Whoa!

Janice? ¶ I realize ¶

Janice? Who's Janice? A nurse with really big boobs

Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... Fabulous.

just another bee. Well, what about Jamie?

Just... we're busy! Chris, are you okay?

Let me make it up to you. I taste good.

Let's do this. Atta boy.

Let's go do this. Are you ready for this?

Let's not. No no. Come on. Chris, she's gonna love it!

Let's see. Okay.

Listen, I gotta run. The man's juice!

Little problem. Hm?

Little problem. Where are you?

Marty and I broke up a year ago. Another jerk?

Maybe you should call it a day. No, I can do this!

Me? Not you, wrinkles. Her!

Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... Yeah...

Mikey. Oh my God!

Mom! What is it, peanut?

My balls! Oh.

My boss! Truce! Truce!

My name is Chris Brander! Chris, let's talk!

Nice, nice! Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander!

No more. But I've forgiven you!

No you're not, baby. Here I am, trying to nurture this artist,

No, the tape I made you? 1995.

No, we can't leave. We have history here. History.

No. Dusty, you jackass. Where are they?

Not for too long, I hope. Yeah...

Not till tomorrow. Terrific. Where are we?

Nothing. That's my call waiting. One second.

Now? Please, please? Put it on.

Oh my God! I gotta go.

Oh my God! Jamie! How are you?

Oh my God! Chris! I don't believe this!

Oh my... that's enough. Hey.

Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. Hey, Dusty.

Oh, I know. I had her. I mean, are you two

Oh, my personal space. I'll be right back.

Oh, no imposition at all! No.

Oh, ow. Are you okay?

Oh! Oh my God,

Oh! Wait! That's not what I wrote!

Oh! God, you look great! I don't... you look great!

Oh. That's good.

Okay, enough. Enough! Okay.

Okay. Oh! Listen, what're you doing

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Quickly. Okay okay okay okay.

One more time. Okay. Oh yeah!

Ooh, yeah. Mikey likey,

out of touch with your audience, do you? No.

over the holidays? I'm going to Santa Barbara...

Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! ¶ Till death do us part... ¶

Ready? Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar!

Really? How will I know? Look. It doesn't matter, okay?

Samantha James! Awesome.

Samantha James? Yeah.

Samantha James. Samantha James.

Santa's little whore! Cat fight!

She's gone off with Mr. Lee. Dry cleaner?

She's recording over... I know where she's recording.

She's so sensitive! You blew it. I'm winning.

Show me what you've got, baby. Okay.

So anyway, what do you say? About what?

So do you. Really glad you dropped in.

So how'd it go last night? Home by 10:00.

So I wanna run an idea by you. No.

So relaxing. I'm gonna start drinking.

So, anyway... Hello?

So, how's the coast? Super.

So, I kinda gotta get going. Aw.

So, tell me about your job. Oh my God.

So... So...

Sorry about that. That's okay.

Straight to voicemail. Ouch.

Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... Hey!

Sweet. No fear, Chris? This is your

Switch it off, guys. ¶ Ron, you're an asshole ¶

Take care. You too.

Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. Yeah.

Thanks again for lunch. Oh, I'll get your door.

That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. Bye.

That's a girl? Pussy!

That's great! God, look at those teeth!

That's not you. Hmph.

The mall? A mall!

The Metal Shop. What?!

their class. Hey, um, we're having a pickup game.

There's a group now. Yes!

This is a bad idea, Chris. God, I'm so stupid!

This is old home week. Oh, absolutely.

this poster? Yeah, with the fruit.

TJ! He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes...

Truce! Okay.

W what am I, a game? No!

Wait. You want anything? No.

Want some more? No. Gallon's my limit.

We have so much in common! I know!

We need to mix the tracks separately. No!

We're friends, right? For sure!

Well... You're fired!

What a schmuck. Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine.

What are you doing tomorrow? Um, nothing.

What is that? This is a taser gun.

What is your point? My point is...

what this would do to my stomach? Relax, little girl.

What was that all about? Nothing.

What was that?! You're pathetic!

What, are you kidding me? Fight!

what, Chris? What do you want? I just want to apologize.

What, the bar ran out of curly fries? Get off the phone.

What, you... you know these kids? Yeah, I substitute teach

What? Guess what I found?

What? I'm kidding.

What're you doing over there? Faggot.

What's up, Dude? Quiet, she's sleeping.

What's up, homies? You tell me.

What's with the nurse? Oh, Janice.

Where's Chris?! I'll never tell you anything!

Who are you? Oh...

Whoa, miss, miss. W w whoa. What? What, what, wha...

Whoa. ¶ But I will wait for you ¶

Why don't you like me? It's a little hard to answer

will you sign my yearbook, please? Can I do it later, Tim?

Yeah ha ha! Yeah! Merry Christmas!

Yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. We have a son. TJ.

Yeah! All right!

Yeah. Do you ever like...

Yeah. I'm studying to be a teacher

Yeah. Okay...

Yeah. Yeah.

You are so dead. Do you hear me? Whatever, dude.

You can't write that stuff, my friend. Hey, are you kidding me?

You have her poster on your wall? Yeah.

You haven't heard the whole thing yet! No.

You liar! Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he?

You look so great! Look at this body! Thank you.

You mean Dusty Lee? Yeah.

You mean that couple? No no no.

You remember Chris Brander? Eeh.

you still living in town? Oh, yeah, I just moved back.

You sure about this? No.

You, too. Yeah.

You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Get off!

You're an asshole. Oh, my... I was...

You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. No, you walking void,

You're hot. I know, I know.

You're kidding. No.

You're like a new man! Yeah.

You're married! Married?

You're my best friend... Please, don't read that.

You're such a good friend, Brett. The bestest!

You're the Devil. So go ahead, just go sleep it off.

...in the hospital. We got... Dust!

'cause I'm always gonna want more.

'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.

'Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris.

¶ 'Cause as the time turns the page ¶

¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶

¶ All the livelong day ¶

¶ And have makeup sex ¶

¶ And I swear ¶

¶ And solve this African debt ¶

¶ As long as I need to ¶

¶ As we're dashing through the snow ¶

¶ Be yourself ¶

¶ Be yourself, be yourself. ¶

¶ By the moon and the stars ¶

¶ By the moon and the stars in the skies ¶

¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶

¶ Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... ¶

¶ Deep and crisp and even ¶

¶ Does not mean compromising ¶

¶ Dun nun de dun de dun dun dun ¶

¶ Feel my love from afar. ¶

¶ Feel my love... ¶

¶ Five golden rings ¶

¶ Flaws flaws flaws ¶

¶ For better or worse ¶

¶ For better or worse... ¶

¶ Forgiveness ¶

¶ Forgiveness. ¶

¶ Forgiveness... ¶

¶ From where I feel unsure ¶

¶ From where I've... ¶

¶ Good tidings for Christmas ¶

¶ Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin ¶

¶ I can ¶

¶ I handle a lot walking on this ¶

¶ I realize ¶

¶ I swear ¶

¶ I'll be here for you. ¶

¶ I'll be there ¶

¶ I'll be there, yeah ¶

¶ I'll build your dreams ¶

¶ I'll give you everything ¶

¶ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ¶

¶ I've been workin' on the railroad ¶

¶ If I still care ¶

¶ In the skies ¶

¶ Is more than sayin' sorry ¶

¶ Is more than saying sorry ¶

¶ It takes me miles ¶

¶ It's in your eyes, open your eyes ¶

¶ Just the two of us are there ¶

¶ Just to pass the time away ¶

¶ Let's forgive and forget ¶

¶ Like the shadow ¶

¶ Like the shadow that's by your side ¶

¶ Means accepting people's flaws ¶

¶ Missed the last train home ¶

¶ My love won't age at all ¶

¶ No ordinary girl ¶

¶ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh... ¶

¶ Oh, tidings... ¶

¶ On the walls ¶

¶ Open eyes, open your eyes ¶

¶ Open your eyes. ¶

¶ Rise so early in the morn' ¶

¶ She's no ordinary ¶

¶ She's no ordinary girl ¶

¶ So let's have a glass of wine ¶

¶ So, Jesus, hear our song... ¶

¶ Sorry sorry sorry ¶

¶ Spreading Christmas cheer. ¶

¶ Though the frost was cruel ¶

¶ Three French hens, two turtle doves ¶

¶ Till death do us part ¶

¶ Time ¶

¶ Time time time time time, wreeow! ¶

¶ To forgive is divine ¶

¶ To save us all from Satan's power ¶

¶ Until the end of ¶

¶ We might be a world apart ¶

¶ We wish you a Merry Christmas ¶

¶ We'll hang some memories ¶

¶ Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... ¶

¶ When Jam... ¶

¶ When Jamie smiles ¶

¶ When Jamie... ¶

¶ When the snow lay round about ¶

¶ When we were gone astray ¶

¶ Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle ling ¶

¶ Who says, Mreow! You're running out of time! ¶

¶ With these two hands ¶

¶ World apart ¶

¶ Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! ¶

¶ You guys are assholes, You're assholes. ¶

¶ You guys are assholes, you're assholes... ¶

¶ You were in all my dreams ¶

¶ You won't have to ask ¶

¶... Iooked down on the Feast of Stephen ¶

10 4. So, Jamie,

Just Friends (2005)
Just Friends is a feel-good romantic comedy film released in 2005. Directed by Roger Kumble, the movie stars Ryan Reynolds as Chris Brander, Amy Smart as Jamie Palamino, Anna Faris as Samantha James, and Chris Klein as Dusty Dinkleman. The story revolves around Chris, a charming and overweight high school nerd, who gets stuck in the "friend zone" with his long-time crush, Jamie. Years later, after losing weight and finding success, Chris returns to his hometown and attempts to win Jamie's heart. The film is filled with hilarious moments, awkward encounters, and heartwarming lessons about friendship and self-growth. Just Friends delivers an entertaining mix of comedy and romance, making it a delightful watch for fans of the genre. If you're looking to relive the sounds and music from this film, you can play and download the soundtrack online. Enjoy the catchy tunes and memorable melodies that added to the charm of Just Friends.
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