A dancer for money
A five, six, seven, eight.
A little harder than...
A lot of spit and grit and stick to it iveness.
A mark.
A performance! I think that's up my alley.
A real lion.
A traditional coming of age ceremony.
Actually, it's more like love her.
Africa?
Ah, it's fifty fifty.
Ain't no Marty here.
Alakay, Zuba, you did it!
Alakay!
Alakay!
Alakay!
Alakay! Alakay has come home!
Alakay! Alakay!
Alakay! Are you hurt?
Alakay! Yeah! The prodigal son returns. This is perfect!
Alakay?
Alakay?
Alex is in big trouble! We got to get upriver fast!
Alex! Get in!
Alex?
All right, but you're so darn ugly.
All right, fine!
All right, so, Teetsi, come on. Let's do this, huh?
All right, this is a little weird.
All right! But it's his funeral.
All right. This one always knocks 'em dead.
All right. Well, if you see him,
All right. You get your maternity leave.
All those zebras... like me.
Always have been. You have great taste in music
Am I trippin'?
And be like your daddy someday, you gotta learn how to fight.
And get eaten by gods.
And good greetings.
And horrible taste in friends.
And I'm going to use Alakay, yes.
And impose my own ideology, even if they didn't want it!
And other stuff! Your pal, Makunga, set me up back there!
And right here... OK, are you ready?
And that, Alakay, is how you attack...
And you can take your hotee tot float and Mr. Hotee Moto Moto...
And you were kicked out.
Animal rights activists, who convinced zoo officials
Any hands! Hands, anybody!
Any old music will do
Any questions?
Any water?
Anyone seen Marty?
Anyone?
Anything for Zuba's boy. Go get 'em, tiger.
Anyways, where were we?
Apology accepted.
Are the butts next to the croutons?
Are you nuts?
Are you out of your mind? We need help and you harass old ladies?!
Are you sure?
As an added measure, I will consult with Zuba!
As far as my dad is concerned.
As far as people are concerned, you're a hit.
As long as I'm with her...
As long as we're together, we'll be OK.
As opposed to a chocolate lion.
As your new leader, I hereby banish Alakay!
Attention! This is your captain.
Bad fishy!
Bad fishy! Bad fishy!
Bad kitties.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Because you, my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.
Because...
Before I go, I got something I want to say.
Before I kick your butt, let me ask you:
Behold! The lion!
Bet you've never seen that one! Knocked 'em dead in New York!
Breeding program?
Bring it on!
Bring it on! Bring it on!
Bring my nuts on a silver platter.
Brownies Troop 416, Yonkers.
Buckle up, boys.
But I suppose I could carry this tremendous burden.
But I'm not, so you do it.
But I've never heard of it.
But if it was me out there... I'd choose Teetsi.
But it takes years of practice.
But it'll have to do. Attention.
But my son fought them off! Don't mess with the King of New York!
But now that I found a home feels like I'm in heaven
But now that I'm home
But some of the lions were wondering when you plan to banish your son.
But thanks for choosing Air Penguin.
But that's strictly against our ancient tradition and all we hold sacred.
But you're still banished.
Butterfly!
Bye, hat!
Bye, hat!
Chukka chukka what?
Come back soon!
Come on, little tsetse fly. Let's see your stuff. Bring it.
Come on, take the bait.
Commence emergency landing procedure. Flaps up! Deploy!
Correcto mundo. Because I decided to.
Could we? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible?
Could you leave the hat?
Coward.
Da da!
Dad, look out!
Dad, no! You can't do this.
Dad, what are you doing?
Dad!
Dad? What's wrong?
Dad.
Daddy!
Darn it!
Did I... did I win?
Do you feel it?
Does anyone want a hard candy?
Does it work?
Does the strap adjust? This will go very nicely for me when I go out hiking.
Don't give up hope.
Don't hmph me.
Don't look, doll. This might get hairy.
Don't lose the hat!
Don't strain yourself.
Don't think, Dad. Feel!
Don't worry, it tastes like chicken.
Don't worry, you can flirt around with Mr. Hot Pants after I'm gone.
Don't worry... it's just a clip on.
Don't you forget it.
Easy for you to say. You're a king.
Enough lollygagging. Let's get to work.
Escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight.
Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick!
Exactly the same!
Exactly the same.
Exactly, Shirley.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me? Fine. You can be in charge. You fix the plane.
Excuse me. I'm Marty. I'm kind of new around here.
Far off the reserve.
Feeling out of place and feeling strange
Feeling right at home Feeling right at home
Feeling right at home I'm feeling right at home
Finally, I had to assume the hunters...
Finally.
Fine! We'll go that way!
Fine. Don't tell me!
Fine. Go ahead, laugh. Laugh your mane off. I'll prove you wrong.
First of all, that hurts.
Fly in great metal bird.
Foofie, foofie, foofie. My foofie!
Foofie?
Foofie.
Foofie.
Gas!
Gather 'round, children. We're New Yorkers, right?
Gear down.
Giddy up, feathered horse!
Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.
Gloria!
Gloria.
Go boom!
Go get help! Squiggly squid maneuver! Go! Go! Squiggly squid!
Good heavens! Are you OK?
Good night, Alakay.
Good night, Alakay.
Good night, Mom.
Good, leave! I don't need you to help me solve my problems!
Good! Let's get to work.
Good. We're kind of busy here, man.
Goodbye? Don't go. Where are you going?
Goodness, doll, you're shaking like a leaf.
Goodness, girl... you huge.
Great! I'd help you pack, but by the looks of that hat, I see you're all set!
Great. I love that. Freestyle.
Gremlin!
Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape.
Group Bronson handles assembly. Group George Peppard, craft services.
Guys...
Had enough? Sure, fly away!
Have a lion look you over. They'd be happy to.
Haven't seen them since yesterday.
He doesn't want that.
He likes to move it, move it
He said let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound.
He shall wear this Hat of Shame...
He was a very bad kitty.
He'll be worth a few bucks.
He's a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle
He's beautiful.
He's carrying scissors and hand cream!
He's kind of a showoff.
Hello, New Yorkers! Your new king is here!
Her favorites are orchids. White. And breakfast in bed.
Here he comes.
Here we go! Here we go!
Here, have another. No, I've had enough.
Hey, Alakay, I just happened to walk by, I thought I'd wish you luck.
Hey, everybody! I just found out that my son
Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.
Hey, guys.
Hey, happy slappers! Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
Hey, I know those moves.
Hey, Marty!
Hey, Mort.
Hey! Shake the hot things! Shake the hot things!
Hi!
Higher mammals! Stay with us.
Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!
Hold on. Who made you king of the plane wreck?
Honey, he's come home.
Hot Hot?
How about a T shirt that says, I'm with stupid?
How about you? The tall, handsome one.
How could this happen?
How could you survive the hunters?
How did you? You guys got it right out of the box!
How do you estimate that?
How do you like some of that?!
How does he do that?
How I've always felt about her.
How in the hell o will they fix this plane?!
How will we all survive?
How!
How!
How?
Hunters would shoot us!
Hurry up! Before we all come to our senses!
Hurry, Zuba!
I always thought I was a bit unique.
I am a king. I'm the King of New York.
I broke your iPod!
I can breathe! Thanks, doc!
I can fly!
I can see that.
I can't believe it.
I can't even sleep for a minute. This is not JFK.
I couldn't tell you apart. So what?!
I don't know about you, but I want to go to Connecticut!
I don't know! Maybe a little fatherly advice like, Hey, son, it's a fight!
I don't think they like that idea.
I don't want another sacrifice!
I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
I forgot about the rite of passage.
I got a mom and dad!
I got you, son!
I guess I'll go, then.
I guess I'll pick...
I guess not.
I hate to be a party pooper, Zuba,
I have good and bad news. The good news is, we're landing immediately.
I have so many questions.
I hope so. Otherwise, your father will have to banish you.
I just thought we could hang out a bit and...
I just want you to know that I...
I kind of like it, fatso.
I know I'm gonna miss it.
I know that boy is not dancing.
I know that boy is not dancing.
I know this may sound hard to believe, but apparently, lions don't dance.
I know you'll do us proud. You know why?
I left the reserve!
I like 'em big
I like 'em big I like 'em plumpy
I like 'em chunky
I like laughing! It's such a nice experience!
I like to move it, move it
I love that happy little head.
I love you, Gloria! I always have!
I mean, no, thank you, thank you. It's perfect.
I mean... I don't have any penicillin.
I need someone, perhaps who has never found love,
I probably only have another two days left to live.
I promise the answer will always be yes.
I said, kiss it!
I see you in there! Yeah, you.
I see. You're here to challenge me!
I think we're lost.
I thought you hated Zuba.
I thought... Sorry.
I want to be Alaki.
I want to show him I'm a real lion.
I want you to know, back at the zoo,
I was wondering, if I were to, for example, stay here...
I will bring the house down for you.
I will give him the kiss of life.
I wonder if the gods like seafood.
I would do all the things
I, your beloved King Julien
I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend.
I'd give her flowers every day. And not just any flowers. OK?
I'd go with or what.
I'd jump right in that volcano if I wasn't so good at whistling.
I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.
I'd spend every day thinking of how to make her laugh.
I'll be insulted unless you have another.
I'll bust up all of you if you don't get this plane going.
I'll need a CAT scan just to get started!
I'll see you around, girl. It won't be hard, because you so... plumpy.
I'll take whatever you got.
I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle
I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle
I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien!
I'm all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned!
I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart...
I'm Bob...
I'm coming, King Julien!
I'm dancing with my son! I think.
I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance it'll get you water, it's worth it.
I'm feeling it! I'm feeling it!
I'm from New York City!
I'm going to use him to get rid of Zuba once and for all!
I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!
I'm gonna go check.
I'm gonna take that thing you're holding onto and use it onstage.
I'm huge?
I'm just like any other zebra.
I'm not staying here to be attacked by more animals! I'm too old to die.
I'm OK. I'm alive.
I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I want to get even better,
I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right?
I'm so glad you're safe!
I'm so parched.
I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.
I'm terminal, you know?
I've always had that. The vet checked it out.
I've been around the world in the pouring rain
I've been having the worst day of my life.
I've ruined my parents' lives.
If cabin pressure is lost,
If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman,
If I, King Julien... that's my name...
If it's tradition, I want to do it. Strut my stuff. Earn my mane.
If we can make it there,
If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first.
If you stop, I'll autograph those!
If you're thirsty, you'll have to look for water off the reserve.
In my opinion, the key to this is choosing the right competitor.
In New York. This is Africa... much tougher crowd.
In the event of an emergency, place the vest over your head
In the volcano!
Is he dancing about a plane crash?
Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it's a woman.
Is she dead?
Is that me?
Is that my?
Is that you?
Is that?
Is this place great or what?!
Is this place starting to freak you out?
Is this real enough for you? How about this? This is for setting me up!
Is this real enough for you? How about this? This is for setting me up!
It does have a catchy hook. Come about! Bring her in low!
It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend. I've gotta fix this.
It is touching.
It means, Hot Hot.
It was all my fault. I turned my back and...
It was always you.
It was awful. A flash of black and white and they were gone. They took the jeep!
It was incredible. I think it'll seem more fun the further we are from it.
It was never the doctors or prescriptions that kept me going.
It was not your fault.
It works on many levels.
It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?
It's a little weird, really. I mean, come on. Marty.
It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits.
It's always about you, isn't it?
It's crazy to think I had to go halfway around the world...
It's got to be.
It's her.
It's in my blood.
It's in our blood!
It's in our blood. I can feel it!
It's kind of a beauty spot, really.
It's like Roots!
It's me, Alex the lion! From Central Park!
It's my stage name. Like for when I perform.
It's never gone dry before.
It's nothing personal. We're just better than you. Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!
It's raining men. Hallelujah! You all got it going on.
It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want.
It's so funny!
It's the bad kitty.
It's you! I found you!
Jeez, Mom, really?
Joe the Witch Doctor? We thought you were dead!
Joe, our last witch doctor, had a spot just like that.
Just a little, or almost all the way.
Just a peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister.
Just gotta have someone Gotta have someone
Just like back at the zoo.
King Julien, wait for me!
Know what makes you special?
Kowalski, casualty report.
Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage.
Lady, I found your pocketbook.
Launch!
Let me see.
Let us begin the rite of passage ceremony.
Let your candied lips be the messengers to my... ear canal.
Let's find out.
Let's go, let's do this.
Let's see.
Let's welcome him back into the pride with open arms!
Let's welcome him back into the pride with open arms!
Like you love the beach. Or a good book. Or the beach.
Listen up! I will help you!
Listen up! I'm afraid there is only one solution to this horrible crisis:
Listen, Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen.
Little, little bitty ol' paws.
Lived right next door.
Look at you! You're skinny! No! I've had enough!
Look her right in the eye. Lean forward.
Look on the bright side. After I defeat you and become alpha lion,
Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you.
Look out. The King is mad. The King is mad!
Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone!
Look, Maurice!
Look, Maurice.
Look!
Looks impressive, Kowalski, but will it fly?
Looks like a clogged pipe, like we get in New York. I'll travel upriver...
Looks like you're stuck with us for a while.
Love has no boundaries!
Love transcends all differences.
Make my living out of it.
Make way! Move out of the way! Stand aside!
Makunga, right? Thank you.
Makunga. You're not challenging me again, are you?
Manhattan is short on two things, parking and hippos.
Manual!
Marty, this is it!
Marty, you can't come with me.
Marty! I can look into your eyes, and I know it's you.
Marty?
Marty?
Marty?
Marty.
Marty...
Maternity leave? You're all males.
Maurice, I think they like me.
Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these blowing around on the savanna.
Maybe I'll parade in another part of town!
Maybe my dad will think I'm...
Maybe you could wear a bell or something.
Maybe you should try a little rain dance.
Me Alex!
Me and me friends fly,
Me! Oh! Me, me, me! Me! Me! Me! Me, me! Please, me?
Me? A doctor?
Melman, I gotta know...
Melman, I want you to meet Moto Moto.
Melman, just tell her.
Melman, why am I the parade and you're the rain?
Melman!
Melman! Melman! Melman!
Melman! Wait!
Melman.
Men, there is no sacrifice greater than someone else's.
Message E 4.
Miss, aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?
Mom and Dad! It's my mom and dad!
Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad!
Mort?
Moto Moto...
Move!
Moving on!
Music!
Music!
Must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends, the water gods,
My baby's alive!
My boy. My own boy.
My gosh, girl, you huge.
My handbag!
My handbag. Such a good boy.
My mother will be so happy.
My problems are just a little bit bigger than yours.
My sacrifice goes in the volcano.
My son is home!
My son!
My son! The King of New York!
My son's a king.
My son's a king.
Nana can't survive without it.
Nana, slow down.
Naughty little thing! Stevie says...
New York City, here we come!
New York!
Next time, I won't go so easy on you!
Nice hat, you showoff!
Nice.
No food, no water, no shelter. What are we gonna do?!
No one leaves the reserve and survives!
No sign of civilization. Everybody appears very tired.
No, Alakay.
No, Alakay. No dancing!
No, but I'm going with a skip in my step and a smile on my face.
No, don't pull. I'll do it.
No, I do. I do. I do. I hate him. Oh, I do.
No, I guess not. You dance!
No, it's Alex. lx. Like New York Knicks.
No, it's like...
No, it's more than that. It's like...
No, just more diamonds and gold.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no. Don't listen to her.
No, no, son. Over here.
No, no! Squiggly squid!
No, shark, no! Sit!
No, son.
No, son. To us!
No, you got your whole life ahead of you.
No!
No! I mean, yes.
No! Medic!
No! Music!
No! No! No!
No.
No. I mean, yes, you... Guys, come on.
No. No, that's not it.
No. Of course you're different!
Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me.
Not anymore.
Not dance dance! Fight!
Now all I need is someone who would like to go into the volcano
Now just a little brake. Just a touch.
Now let me see you fight. Ready?
Now, Alakay, let me show you something, OK?
Now, come on, let's try it again.
Now, how about a nice lion casserole?
Now, maternity leave.
Now, son, if you're gonna grow up
Of course I did.
Oh, he's so big and handsome and big!
Oh, I got rid of those. Listen, girls.
Oh, I like that one.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, no, thank you.
Oh, no, this is horrible! Alakay has failed the test!
Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying!
Oh, no! Please! Don't put me there! No!
Oh, no! What have I done?
Oh, no.
Oh, snap! I just used my last stick this morning!
Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water is crazy!
Oh, this thing. Look, look!
Oh, we're here.
Oh, yes!!
Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof!
Oh. Yeah, right, that. That's why I... Good.
OK, here we go. OK, OK.
OK, I can't tell you apart.
OK, I'm in.
OK, nobody panic! The best thing we can do is stay together.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, then I'll remain in charge.
OK, you did it!
OK! That bone will be good as new in a few weeks.
OK.
OK.
OK. Other than that.
OK. Well, that's it, then.
On it, Mom!
On the loose, several animals, including the world famous Alex the Lion,
Only one lion can move like that!
Oopsie daisy!
Open the door! I'm outside!
Operation Tourist Trap is a go.
Or whenever the gold runs out.
Or you can get the best of nature.
Other... other guys?
Our son came back to us. How come that is not good enough for you?
Out of my mind?
Out of my mind. We're going home.
Out of my way! What is going on here?!
Out of my way.
Perform?
Personal God, hunk? What?
Phil! I should wash your hands out with soap.
Place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression.
Play that jungle fever Show 'em some love
Please fill in all these holes and relocate the riff raff.
Please try again later.
Please, Makunga, this is the only water on the reserve.
Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies.
Private! What happened to our thumbs?
Problemo solved.
Pull up.
Purse your lips like this. You got it?
Quiet!
Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms!
Ramming speed!
Remember, little cub scouts, a great dance performance comes from the heart.
Reverse!
Rico!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!!
Sadly, the alpha lion must cast out all failures.
Save us
Save us We love you
Second, I've only got 18 hours to live, anyway.
See I been traveling Been traveling forever...
See the lion? Look at the lion and get the lion.
See, I've been traveling Been traveling forever
Seeing you every day.
Seriously though, call. OK?
Settle down, everybody. Be quiet!
Settle down, have a relationship.
Shake it out.
Shake it! Shake it.
She has the most amazing laugh.
She has the most amazing laugh.
She likes to move it, move it
She love
She love
She love me restlessly She love me forever
She love my heftiness She love my zestiness
She love that I'm chunky She love that I'm plumpy
She loves me She loves my eyes
She loves me She loves my thighs
She loves my roundness
She's got a gun! Get out while we can!
She's out of her mind, people!
Shoo, shoo! Get out of here!
Show love
Show me some of your moves, son. Don't be bashful.
Six loaves of wheat toast, butter on both sides.
Skipper, look.
Smash ground!
So could you turn around so I can tell you to your face?
So did I. Then I realized I'm covered in brown spots.
So don't think that this changes anything.
So I don't have to pick out a dying hole?
So Melman's not dying!
So skedaddle back to where you came from.
So technically speaking, he can't be a member of the pride. It's nonsense.
So this Witch Doctor's Disease is a real thing?
So what is it about me that you find so interesting?
So you're Moto Moto?
So you're saying there's nothing unique about me.
So...
Somebody, wake him up!
Someone? No one?
Son, you get your rest. You have a big day tomorrow.
Son.
Sorry, folks, but life isn't fair. I'm in charge now,
Sorry. Been a little backed up.
Stage one. Go!
Stage two! Go, go, go!
Stations.
Stay back!
Stay behind me.
Stay down. Look at that.
Stop that right now. Doggone it!
Stop!
Sure, mister.
Sure, right, OK. Yeah, all right.
Surprise, freaks!
Surprised to see me, Makunga?
Suture.
Swab.
Take me to a place where they know my name
Technically, a traditional witch doctor has a bone through his nose.
Teetsi! Get the hat.
Teetsi? Why did he pick Teetsi?
Teetsi. OK. Sounds interesting.
Tell him his friend Alex came to say goodbye.
Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here.
Tell them no! Pull up! They'll kill us!
Thank you for the sacrifice.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks to Alakay, the dancing lion.
Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!
Thanks, Dad. But this belongs to you.
Thanks.
That don't sound too promising.
That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen.
That I never think of you having any.
That is definitely not crack a lackin'.
That too, sir.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful. Now let's eat!
That was weird.
That's a bummer, man.
That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys.
That's impossible. Only people come from off the reserve.
That's my baby!
That's my boy! He's got some gumption there!
That's not fair. You'd win!
That's not going to last.
That's right. Gotcha!
That's too complex! Octopus, octopus!
That's very observant, Stephen. As you can see, I'm covered in brown spots.
That's what I would do if I were you.
That's what kept me going.
That's what you do best! Just like back in New York!
That's wonderful! Good luck, Alakay.
That's you, Marty.
The bad news is, we're crash landing.
The buttons were so small! It made me mad!
The escapees were cornered in Grand Central Station.
The friendly gods eat up my sacrifice.
The gods eat the sacrifice. They are grateful.
The guy's an animal.
The King of New York City...
The old man's not too bad, eh, Marty?
The people will get you!
The perfect spot for my summer palace!
The question on everyone's mind, where are they now?
The rite of passage, blah, blah, blah,
The science seemed so solid.
The water. It's gone.
The watering hole is dried up.
The watering hole is dry! There's barely water for one of us!
Then here we emerge.
Then I'm no longer the alpha lion.
Then it's you and me, neighbor.
Then kiss your... good bye.
Then plummet!
Then you let her lean forward a little until you're...
There must be something you want to do before you die!
There's got to be another way! Pass it on!
There's nothing I can do until we bust up this union.
There's only one way to get your precious water.
These guys are white with black stripes. You're black with white stripes.
They say no pull up. Kill us. There's no other way. Basset hound.
They say they're from off the reserve.
They're griping that Alakay never went through
They're New Yorkers. They're just rude and frightened people.
This calls for a celebration!
This could be it, Marty! I want you to know you are a one in a million friend!
This is even better than I thought.
This is for stealing my dad's job! This is for humiliating my family!
This is the clog! Come on.
This is where you always slept.
This one's a beauty.
This spot looks like Witch Doctor's Disease.
This time I'm 40 percent sure.
This won't hurt a bit.
To have the animals sent to Africa,
To laugh!
To mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.
To relate to, to relate to
