♯ The Nice Guys (2016) Soundboard

A car hit him. We need an ambulance.

A few people got hurt.

A guy burned up. It happens.

A guy without his balls.

A second instalment?

A Yoo hoo?

About this good most of the time.

According to her, her mother's single handedly

After I have a look at Sleeping Beauty.

Air.

Alive and well, Misty Mountains.

All right, all right, just back up a little bit.

All right, Mr. March. You have a good day, okay?

All right, so then your solution was you make a porn film.

All right, we got a plan.

All right, which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20 bucks, huh?

All right, you know, everybody, in the corner. Come on. (YELPS)

All right.

All right. Well...

All the bees are riding around in cars these days.

Already she's got herself a winner.

Also, I hope you didn't forget that you're supposed to be working today.

Amelia, Misty, Dean, Shattuck, all dead.

Amelia, right?

AMELIA: Hurry. I need my keys.

AMELIA: I don't know.

AMELIA: I need my keys. I need my car.

Amelia! Run!

Amelia?

Amelia? The old lady saw Amelia?

Amelia.

Amelia's boyfriend, Dean.

Amelia's gonna be very happy that you got the message so quickly.

And 10 minutes later the point is that there's two ways to look at something.

And Amelia splits and takes the film.

And don't take it easy on me just 'cause I'm your father.

And goes where?

And I reached for whatever came in a gallon and cost a buck fifty.

And I thought that you said you found her.

And if I'm not there to take care of it,

And it's over.

And nothing ever works out, is that what you're trying to say?

And now, back to America's favorite family, The Waltons.

And once it was out there, once it was in theaters,

And right then the guy dies.

And see if we can squeeze a second instalment out of her.

And she asks me to find her niece, Misty Mountains.

And she gave that copy to Misty.

And Sid Shattuck?

And that top number is today's date but reversed like the European way,

And that'll be the cops.

And the idea was that we were gonna, you know,

And the reality was we were getting our message out there.

And the wardrobe matches perfectly.

And then a few days later I walk in on them

And then former president, Richard Nixon, appears before him

And then he's gonna come for you.

And then my pals in the force said reach for the brass ring,

And then my wife died,

And they come across this car accident, right?

And they still should if they changed them.

And they're all doing anal and stuff.

And this is... It's not my only reason, but it is a principle reason.

And what does this have to do with the birds?

And when it's over, the only thing that's changed

And yeah, yeah, my statement contained nudity.

And you are?

And you are... Wait, I know you.

And you know why I wouldn't tell you?

And you?

And, Mr. Paulsen, glad to have you here.

And, uh, yeah, it cost the guy his life and his life's work.

And?

Answers to the call of the wild. (SIGHS)

Any chance she, uh, paid with a credit card?

Anyway, Nixon gets out, runs over to check on the guy,

Anyway, she's here. You should come over.

Anyways, I should probably get back to my book.

Are you a bad person?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you the one who's been asking about Amelia?

Aren't they lucky?

As long as you get the results.

At least you're drinking again.

Bang!

Bart has a plain towel.

BARTENDER: Yeah, I think I remember her.

Because she thinks her mother's going to have her killed.

Because she's the head of the Justice Department.

Because?

Become a P.I.

Bend a few rules maybe,

Big difference. But don't worry.

Big party. Mucky mucks. Loads of press.

Bingo. Yeah.

Boy, that Omar Sharif sure runs fast.

Bullshit's right. She's dead and then she's alive.

Burbank Airport. Western flight D.

Burbank included.

But Dad, you know, he's got his nose thing,

But he's got money for pot and he drives a nice car.

But I only have the name and description for the one.

But I wanna know if I can trust you.

But I'll call you, you know, when we make the drop.

But if you got trouble with someone,

But interesting. Good to know.

But it's all right for you to fail your daughter?

But it's one of those bags.

But it's worth it,

But my mom, she's gonna say that's not enough.

But nobody believes me.

But there's no film, not anymore.

But this is actually a really serious matter.

But we're gonna bring down the people who did it.

But what did you do?

But you get paid.

But, no, it was here. The desk was here.

By now he's heard of you.

By the way, I'm supposed to meet someone here.

Bye.

Cadillac have brought their new El Dorado.

Can I go see my daughter now?

Can I take this?

Can you stay at one of your friends?

Combining velour, leather, wood paneling and an improved...

Come and see it, folks.

Come on, fish.

Come on, let's go down and see your dad.

Come on! Come down here!

Come on. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?

Come with me. Come on, baby.

Consider it done.

Could try for an investigator's license.

Cover me.

Dad barely ever comes here. He feels guilty, I guess.

Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.

Dad, what are you doing?

Dead one. Porn star. Misty something.

Dean was a filmmaker. Um...

Detroit had her killed.

Did you actually witness him getting into the elevator?

Did you fall down the hill?

Did you get a name?

Did you kill him?

Did you move it?

Did you see a girl about 5'8, dark hair, named Amelia?

Did you see the TV?

Didn't I see you crawling round a vacant lot a couple of blocks over?

Didn't you hear me the first time?

Dinner? (LAUGHING)

Distributors.

Do I know you?

Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia?

Do you even really know Amelia, Chet?

Do you have a clue what just happened?

Do you know that that suitcase that you gave us, somebody switched it out?

Do you know who they were? Do you know who sent them?

Do you mind if I have an apple?

Do you wanna see my dick? Unbelievable.

Do you want her to see you like this?

Does Tally have one of... Shall we have hers as well?

Does this mean... Does this mean that my niece is dead?

Don't even look at her, man.

Don't fucking move.

Don't get upset. I'm not here to hurt you.

Don't really put a fork in me.

Don't say, and stuff.

Don't stay up too late, all right?

Don't you know it's rude to eavesdrop?

Don't... Don't...

Done.

Dr. Malek, would you like a cookie? Just baked them.

DR. MALEK: Thank you.

Dr. Malek.

Drank bourbon martinis.

Drink?

Drive the fucking car!

Equanimity.

Even... No, even if this Amelia girl isn't my niece, she might know something.

Evening. What can I get you?

Ever since your little visit the other day, this little baby's gonna stay right here.

Every airport has an overflight curfew from 10:00 to 6:00,

Every car can do this.

Everybody worked on this Amelia flick, right?

Excuse me?

Experimental films, right?

Fags!

Fat fucking chance.

Fine.

First of all, I wanna say thank you.

For, uh, that car that we crashed.

Forget about it, all right?

Fred.

Fred's his name.

Free drinks. What do you have?

From last year, right?

Fuck it.

Fuck those guys.

Fuck you, man. We're dead!

Fuck you!

Fuck you. Come on, $600? That's fucking robbery.

Fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck! Motherfucker, my fucking hand!

Fuck.

Fucking Chet.

Fucking damn it. Forget it. You know what? Turn around.

Fucking fascists! (GASPS)

Giving the world luxury redefined.

Glass eye?

God damn it.

God, have you been living under a rock?

Goodbye.

Gosh.

Got a cool ad, though.

Got in the elevator right before you guys came in.

Gotta act like you're onto something, like you've been working hard.

Guys, listen.

Had Mademoiselle Blanche been in England before?

Hallelujah.

Hatrack.

Hatrack. Look at that.

Have a couple of cold ones on me?

He accepted her betrayal with equanimity.

He didn't make it.

He is supposed to be looking for my niece.

He just wanted to come along. I don't know why.

He kicks a few cases my way.

He likes my dad a lot, too.

He told me this one chick was his sister, right,

He'll stop doing it.

He's gone missing.

He's gone.

He's got a point there, Bumble.

He's inside resting.

He's lying there on the ground, staring up at the sky, near death,

He's not responsive.

He's not showing it to me.

He's on The Waltons.

He's probably still got it stashed somewhere.

Healy, stop! You don't have to kill him!

Healy, there's no one here.

Healy!

Healy. Healy!

Hello?

Hello? Please! Hurry, hurry.

Hello.

Her aunt goes to her house to clean out the place, and lo and behold,

Her boyfriend died, like, really died, like, three days ago.

Here. You wanna use that?

Hey, aren't you that diner guy?

Hey, can we go one more game before...

Hey, can you ask this guy to behave like a professional?

Hey, Chet? Chet?

Hey, he'll give you $20 if you answer.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on.

Hey, hey, hey. No. Don't touch that.

Hey, hey. Oh, no! Hey!

Hey, hotshot, come on in here.

Hey, I shelled out 400 bucks for a detective.

Hey, kid.

Hey, kid. Kid.

Hey, man.

Hey, pal, what can I do you for?

Hey, that's where I know you from, right? The TV.

Hey, uh... Sorry.

Hey, you know, something's actually bugging me.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. (WHISTLES SLOWLY)

Hey. Hey, Chet.

Hey. Why didn't you watch my movie?

Hey. You want another drink?

Hi.

High profile case for you, right?

Hitler only had one ball.

Hmm.

Hmm. Memory gets a little foggy, you know.

Holland March home?

HOLLAND: (CLEARS THROAT) Look, if Amelia doesn't show, we still got Shattuck, right?

HOLLAND: And sometimes... Sometimes,

HOLLAND: And we already got our first case.

HOLLAND: Are you nervous at all?

HOLLAND: Deal. Great.

HOLLAND: Get down.

HOLLAND: Good point.

HOLLAND: He makes a strong argument, though.

HOLLAND: I fucked up.

HOLLAND: I love it.

HOLLAND: I wish I wished for things, man.

HOLLAND: I work in a cesspool. Sex. More sex.

HOLLAND: Look, I'm not saying it's easy.

HOLLAND: Oh, fuck it. Maybe they're right.

HOLLAND: Oh, God.

HOLLAND: Oh, would you just...

HOLLAND: Savage Sid, the porn king.

HOLLAND: So let me get this straight.

HOLLAND: The Western Hotel.

HOLLAND: Who is it?

HOLLAND: Yeah, we don't have friends.

HOLLAND: You have reached March Investigations.

HOLLAND: You know, I have neighbors.

Holly, go and see if you can flag somebody down.

Holly, go to Janet's this time.

Holly, what are you doing? Are you crazy?

Holly, what's the name of the guy on The Waltons that plays John Boy?

Holly, you can come in now.

HOLLY: Get away from me!

HOLLY: Guys, look.

HOLLY: I know how you do that.

HOLLY: You don't wanna call too soon.

Holy shit, you got her.

How do you get your hair to... It's magnificent.

How Do You Like My Car, Big Boy?

How do you like my car, Big boy?

How do you wanna do this?

How does that song go?

How long has he been missing?

How stupid do you think I am?

How'd you know my name was Buddy?

However, there are people trying to kill her, right?

Hurry.

I accept it, all right?

I acted.

I always hated that palm tree.

I believe he's making a connection between you and Adolf Hitler.

I can stay with Jessica, but...

I can't just leave.

I could be persuaded.

I didn't even get paid for it.

I didn't imagine it. I saw my Misty alive.

I didn't know it could do that.

I didn't know what time you'd get here.

I didn't plan to, I didn't, you know.

I didn't say that.

I don't have a job title, I'm not in the Yellow Pages,

I don't know what the fuck it means either.

I don't know. I say we wait a couple of days, call Kuttner

I don't know. I'm gonna ask him.

I don't know. Uh...

I don't think you should be watching this.

I don't wanna get into it right now.

I figure she's trying to skip town.

I forgot her name, but, you know, if you see you,

I found it very useful, actually. Okay, Janet?

I found Sid Shattuck's corpse, didn't I?

I found something hidden in the cabinet.

I found this in Shattuck's office.

I fucked up.

I got a friend, right?

I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine.

I got a license to carry, motherfucker.

I got insurance.

I got it in the hallway. I thought it was hot.

I gotta know.

I guess I don't understand why we're not celebrating.

I guess it's easy to live in your world, right, where everyone sits in their place.

I guess. More like a nudie film.

I had to question the mermaids.

I hate you! (SIGHING)

I have no idea, Mr. March.

I heard.

I hit nails in halfway and stop.

I just did it.

I just wanna ask you a question.

I just wanna know who he did it with and get the pictures.

I know what you're gonna say, but since I'm already here,

I know, but I'm saying deep down.

I know, it's crazy.

I like her.

I like where your head's at, sweetheart.

I look after it for him.

I lost my gun.

I lost my sense of smell.

I love you.

I made a discretionary revelation.

I made a film with Dean, my boyfriend.

I made it myself.

I made this.

I mean, after tonight she's probably very scared.

I mean, can't we get to the next...

I mean, I grew up Irish.

I mean, she could die.

I mean, we just got paid.

I need to talk to you.

I need you to show us exactly what you saw.

I never should have taken your money in the first place.

I offered to show my dick 'cause I got a big dick.

I only know that Amelia's in danger.

I run the tape through and I think, Okay, maybe there was a girl there.

I said I was tracking the girl that you saw

I said I'd like to speak to Sid personally.

I saw her in her house through the front window as clear as day,

I saw her through the front window.

I think I'm invincible.

I think she did a film with Sid Shattuck.

I think she's involved in something shady maybe.

I think they went out through those doors.

I think this is gonna work better, faster, if we split up.

I think you have the wrong house.

I thought that's what you wanted.

I thought you'd wanna chip in for that.

I threw that little girl out the window.

I took that guy out.

I tried to tell you.

I understand that you're in town for the big show.

I understand, I get it, it's part of the job.

I used to fly all the time, but now the smog is just disgusting, man.

I wanna help.

I will.

I wish I did.

I work for the Department of Justice.

I would like to help you, but I just don't know anybody called Amelia.

I... There's someone out looking for me.

I'd say couldn't do it for less than $5,000.

I'll find the girl myself.

I'll send the family doctor.

I'll take a wire transfer. It's a Union Federal account.

I'll take you to her.

I'll tell you later. Don't worry about it.

I'm a cowboy.

I'm a detective and we have a code.

I'm Amelia's mother.

I'm an old friend.

I'm asking after a friend of ours, Amelia.

I'm dealing with an injury.

I'm friends with a cop, you know.

I'm gonna need you to drive.

I'm gonna pull over up here.

I'm here with a representative of the Detroit Auto Manufacturers, Mr. Bergen Paulsen.

I'm just really tired, you know.

I'm kinda getting the idea that, you know, you might not have much choice.

I'm no scientist, but that's been my process with corn for years.

I'm not buying this nice guy act, pal.

I'm not even looking for Amelia.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not saying you don't gotta think on your feet,

I'm off the clock.

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm sorry. Duck.

I'm sorry. The diner guy?

I'm sure I don't know, ma'am.

I'm very sorry about that.

I've been listening to everything you said.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I've just been really scared, but, um, you make me feel safe.

I've only got $400.

I've seen that jacket, sure, yeah.

If I don't, we won't get to live in such a nice house.

If you wanted to get a story out there, right?

If you'll follow me, my boss would like a word. Please.

In a hurry. Thanks, buddy.

In addition to the most distinctive styling,

In Detroit, yeah. Three times.

In other news, a police spokesman says he has not ruled out foul play

In Shattuck's office.

Is that the number you got for Sid Shattuck?

Is that the sun went down twice.

It is a great time.

It scared me kinda.

It was stupid, really.

It was the best day of my life.

It was very slippery up there, okay?

It's a Munich.

It's a nice dress.

It's all right.

It's called, Shut up unless you're me.

It's gonna make her smile. That's good.

It's here. Just pull over.

It's just Fred's never been gone this long before.

It's just this pollution is out of control.

It's like a hallowed, time honored detective ploy, right?

It's me he for Yoo hoo! Thanks again.

It's not common you find such nice people in the world.

It's not my nose that grows.

It's nuanced.

It's okay.

It's out there. The film exists.

It's probably flat, like apartment.

It's right here. On the left.

It's Sid Shattuck.

It's spliced into the middle of it, right in the other film. Go get it.

It's the killer bees.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

It's the same situation, just a vastly different point of view.

It's very fucking complicated.

It's very pretty.

It's wardrobe for the film.

It's what's in the story.

JACKSON: $400, that's all.

JACKSON: Congratulations, buddy.

JACKSON: Hey, look, one's a mistake.

JACKSON: I'm not saying I wasn't a little bastard.

JACKSON: It's just a bunch of cars.

JACKSON: It's not the sex.

JACKSON: Shit!

JACKSON: So I did something about it.

JACKSON: So what's this?

JACKSON: So, Amelia's note.

JACKSON: So, you know the old lady, right?

JACKSON: Sometimes I feel okay about things.

JACKSON: There's something wrong with kids today.

JACKSON: We probably shouldn't hit her if we want her to talk to us.

JACKSON: Yeah, write it down.

JACKSON: Yeah.

JACKSON: Your left arm. Give me your left arm. This one.

Jessica, dial 911.

Jessica, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Jessica, it's him. He's the guy.

JESSICA: Hold on. Um...

JESSICA: Yeah, I don't know...

JESSICA: Yeah, I know.

JESSICA: Yeah, sorry, Mr. March.

Jessica. I think she's awake.

Jessica's. We've gotta go to work.

Jesus Christ, are you kidding?

Jesus Christ! One at a time!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus tap dancing Christ!

Jesus!

John Boy. Oh, just something that Blueface mentioned, yeah.

John something.

Jonathan has a gay towel.

JUDITH: And I'm doing everything I can to stop it.

JUDITH: I need your help.

JUDITH: Okay.

JUDITH: The Vegas mob is trying to spread its porn operation to Hollywood Boulevard.

Just chill here, you know. She's gotta come back down.

Just drive.

Just following orders.

Just for a moment I felt useful.

Just hang on. We need to help him.

Just him and a few agents.

Just if you see, let me know and tell me my name.

Just in case you're not...

Just leave the girl alone.

Just say, Dad, there are whores here.

Just say, They're doing anal.

Just shut up! Shut up! Both of you.

Just take your hands off the wheel, man.

Just tell him you have a spiral fracture of the left radius.

Just tell them the exact amounts.

Just...

Kind of had their balls removed.

Kind of like experimental kinds of films. Um...

Kuttner paid us. Me.

Last week this old broad comes to me

Let's deal with the fucking rotting corpse.

Let's see what they have brought with them to the pool today.

Like make this experimental film, like an artistic film.

Like that. I hated that.

Lily Glenn. Two N's.

Lily sees it through that window.

Listen, dickweed, that little girl's a minor.

Listen, this isn't a great time.

Little guy, stringy hair.

Look at these idiots.

Look at this.

Look away.

Look, I'm trying to find Amelia.

Look, if you come in here, you beat up on me, you trash the place,

Look, pal, you already got our statements.

Look, there's 20 bucks in there, all right? Just take it.

Look, they got away with it. Big surprise, you know?

Look, we got a problem on nine.

Look, you gotta stop and think about this, all right?

Look...

Love. Grand, isn't it?

Made the newspapers.

Mademoiselle Blanche replied politely but with reserve.

MAN: An incredible 210 brake horsepower.

MAN: Come on, baby, keep dancing!

MAN: Hey, there's a line, asshole!

MAN: You drunk motherfucker, you.

MAN: You know why they call them killer bees, don't you?

March, March, he's our man. If he can't do it, no one can.

March!

March! Wake up!

March.

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.

Marriage?

Maybe smoking the reefer?

Maybe the goddamn birds can't breathe.

Maybe then I'd feel good in the morning.

Maybe they should get married.

Maybe they're both telling the truth.

Maybe. What's it to you?

MC: Welcome to Los Angeles and the 1978 Pacific Coast Auto Show.

Me, too. (SNIFFS) But I get it now.

MISTY: I might be persuaded to change my mind.

Mom kept on complaining about a leak in the furnace,

Money again, right? Mammon, that's her god.

Motherfucker!

Motor City Pride.

Mr. Healy, if you kill this man, I will never speak to you again.

Mr. Healy, what are you doing?

Mr. Healy?

Mr. March, I just got a call from Judith.

Mr. March.

Mr. March...

Mrs. Glenn, be reasonable.

MRS. GLENN: I'm telling you, I saw her, Mr. March.

MRS. GLENN: Please stop talking.

MRS. GLENN: There. There. That's the window.

MRS. GLENN: Well, I don't know what to say.

Mrs. Glenn.

Mrs. Kuttner, why do you think everyone involved with this film is dying?

München. Munich. Yeah.

Munich is a city in Germany.

Munich.

My folks, they told me to reach for the stars,

My fucking gun.

My mom found out.

My mom's supposed to be working for the Justice Department, right?

My sister kicked us out. She's having a guy over.

My wife, she used to say I make a living off rumpy pumpy.

Name's Amelia.

Names and dates and everything, everything that my mom was doing,

NARRATOR: Bart, Sarah and Jonathan are spending their leisure day at the city pool.

Never.

NEWSCASTER: Good morning, Los Angeles.

Nixon!

No animals in the house, sweetheart.

No desk there now.

No, different John Boy.

No, his name was Sid... Sid Hatrack. Yeah.

No, I didn't, Janet.

No, I said smart move. Different.

No, I...

No, I... (STUTTERS)

No, I'm just looking for my gun.

No, I'm not here for that. I told you, I'm a messenger.

No, it was Mom and Dad's.

No, it was told to me by a wise old Indian.

No, no, no, no.

No, she paid me up front, actually, you know.

No, there's a couple. Doctor?

No. Anyway, you know, Nixon's driving around one day around San Clemente.

No. It'll take too long.

No. My associate's out looking for him now.

No. No, you just gave her up.

No. Sucker punched your dad.

Nobody wants to see your dick, dude.

Nobody's getting killed at the Burbank Airport Hotel.

Nobody's name is Hatrack.

None of us do.

Nope.

Not a movie. The movie.

Not enough evidence of collusion, you see.

Not especially.

Not me. I got this guy in a local retirement park.

Not often.

Not really, Chet.

Not the fish. Come on.

Nothing changes, just like you said.

Now he's gonna kill that private cop and his whole fucking family.

Now we just gotta find that fucking Chet before John Boy does.

Now we just have to find it.

Now you're getting the carpet all wet.

Now, ahem, I got one more thing I need to ask you before we're done here.

Now, did he think that's normal, right, that before they die everybody sees Nixon?

Now, even if I knew something, I wouldn't tell you, kid.

Now, I'm very sorry that you didn't get the message.

Now, tell me, are you willing to find God?

Now, then, Nurse Holly, how's our patient?

Now, we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way.

Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can...

Now, what was that bonus payment?

Now, your buddy, that was the problem, he wasn't reasonable.

Now!

Number 22 12.

Nurse Holly.

Of course I fucking witnessed it.

Of course not.

Of course.

OFFICER: Sir? Sir, are you all right?

OFFICER: What do you want me to do with them?

Officer.

Oh, all right.

Oh, boys, boys.

Oh, don't start that crying shit.

Oh, excuse me. I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face.

Oh, for fuck...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. What the fuck?

Oh, hour, tops.

Oh, it just makes sense.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, that's Jessica.

Oh, no. Shit!

Oh, right, right.

Oh, shit.

Oh, so when's the last time you were on national news?

Oh, the fire.

Oh, they're gone.

Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.

Oh, yeah, just now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. You're my foxy fox.

Oh, you know, he...

Okay, come here. Stay in here and don't move.

Okay, I gotta get mine now.

Okay, just wait here. I'm gonna take a look around.

Okay, look,

Okay, okay. I made a film.

Okay, or the newspaper?

Okay, so it's like Jack the Ripper and then your mom, basically.

Okay, well, we shall see.

Okay, you can hire us, but we're not cheap.

Okay? Sid said we had to have that.

Okay.

Okay. Jesus.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Okay. Well, that explains basically nothing.

Okay. Yeah.

Old lady hired me to find her niece on Tuesday.

Old lady? Fuck you, old lady.

OLDER GUY: Hey.

OLDER GUY: Wow.

On drugs you think?

One day it just went up, you know... (EXHALES)

One of the capitalist, corporate suppressors.

Opening night, 9:00 p.m. Signed, Chet.

People are stupid. But they're not that stupid.

Perhaps if we came to a monetary arrangement.

Pinky promise?

Place reeks of it. They're smoking it.

Please give accordingly.

Please, find her, protect her.

Please, I need to get out of here.

Please, please, will you keep looking?

Porn is bad.

Promise me you'll get the film?

Proving they would rather poison our air than spend a little bit of money.

Really?

Remember that.

REPORTER: I do have to ask you about the allegations about collusion

Richard something? Yeah.

Right here.

Right, look, when you're talking to your doctor,

Right.

Right... Look. Left.

Run.

Said she needed $100,000 in cash.

Saw him making a film last month.

Say that again.

Scotch.

Secret Service. Worked the Nixon detail.

See what's in front of you.

Seriously? I came all this way.

She came out and she drove away, and this was two days after the accident.

She didn't explain herself.

She died in that accident.

She doesn't trust me.

She fell on our car.

She gave it to me on a piece of paper like this, handwriting like that.

She had her fucking daughter killed, Perry.

She has actual coke bottles for glasses.

She just said she killed three people.

She killed Dean and destroyed the film.

She killed Misty, too.

She might be from the neighborhood.

She might wanna be at home.

She owes you money, doesn't she?

She paid me to do a job, right?

She put it on.

She sees her get in her car.

She sees her through the window.

She thinks I am the government.

She used to say I got no follow through.

She was planning something with Chet.

She was screening it for the distributors.

She was showing them the film.

She was wearing a blue pinstriped jacket.

She was wearing...

She was writing something and then

She's 13.

She's a person of interest, man.

She's gonna lie because... Because she's on the take.

She's got a gun and she's killed three...

She's got dark hair,

She's got dark hair, your height.

She's in danger, man.

She's in the penthouse, top floor. (SIGHS)

She's in there somewhere, so have at it.

She's meeting somebody.

She's not wrong.

She's one of them.

She's the head of the Justice Department.

Shit!

Shit! (GRUNTING)

Shit.

Shit. Now it's gonna bug me.

Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me. Fucking shoot me.

Should I be writing this down?

Should you shake her shoulder? Maybe...

Sid Shattuck. Who's that?

Since the funeral.

Sir, I was told to keep you here, so I'm keeping you here.

Sir, is anyone left in the building?

Sit.

Six, seven, eight...

Smart move.

So all of you died because of the pollution?

So Amelia had a second print? She had a copy?

So I checked with him, I ran the plate, I got the name.

So I ended up with a bullet in the bicep and 500 bucks of hospital bills.

So is this. We've all been killed.

So she comes here, checks the film against that wall...

So what are you gonna do?

So what she saw was a movie?

So you think these guys are gonna hurt Amelia?

So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.

So, kind of, I don't know, kind of makes you think, right?

So, two days in advance.

So, um, how much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet?

So...

Someone knocked over the projector.

Someone who finds clues, huh?

Someone's messing around with your underage daughter,

Something I don't understand. Your daughter, she did a film with Sid Shattuck.

Somewhere she's out there and she won't call home

Son of a bitch.

Son of a...

Sorry, can't help you. We're dead.

Sorry.

Sorry. Mrs. Glenn, I need you to take us to Misty's house.

Sorry. Um...

STAND UP COMIC: Because the gas prices are up 16 cents a gallon,

Stay away from little girls.

Stay with me. Stay with me! Sir.

Stop it. Stop it. Dad.

Styled road wheels.

Sure, he's three times her age,

Sure, she's prosecuting the catalytic converter case.

Sure.

Sweetheart, don't say, and stuff. Just say...

Take this little gem.

Talked to the producer. (MUTTERS)

Tally packed it herself. She said so.

Tally, let me ask you something.

Tally, this is not you.

TALLY: Holly, are you still frowning?

Tally. Oh, my God, you look incredible.

Tell me the truth.

Tell Mr. Healy thanks for nothing.

Tell us a little bit about it.

Thank God.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. I thought so.

That bitch Misty shooting her mouth off about her new movie.

That fascist crony...

That is a lot... That's a lot of blood.

That is an ankle gun, yeah.

That kind of crap. Yeah.

That really could have worked out.

That really screwed things up.

That was me.

That was mostly Holly.

That works.

That's a lot of blood.

That's actually like kind of how we met, 'cause I'm kind of in the business myself.

That's right. I'm the man.

That's the hot tip I got yesterday before you broke my arm.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what we have to figure out.

That's where this all started. The Detroit show.

That's who the hell I am.

That's why I'll lie to her.

The air.

The auto makers, she's gonna let 'em walk.

The birds can't breathe.

The boyfriend, then Misty,

The Bronx. Riverdale.

The Burbank Airport Western Hotel.

The days of ladies and gentlemen are over.

The film is in the projector. Repeat, it's in the projector.

The film's all over the floor.

The LA auto show.

The lawsuit for the catalytic converter.

The movie.

The one that you like.

The other guy looking for Amelia, he wasn't with you?

The other half I spend on pornography.

The penthouse.

The point is five years tops,

The porno actress? The one that died?

The porno young lady.

The quality of being calm and even tempered.

The rest of us just get to choke.

The Western Hotel to meet the businessmen.

The whole city got together, took a vote. Big turnout.

The world's worst?

The young lady.

Then don't eat the asparagus.

Then, day three, ask for more money.

There are handcuffs behind the bar, asshole.

There it is, half, minus a few 100, you know,

There it is.

There should be like a statue of me in your fucking house.

There was a fire.

There was a girl. She can place me.

There was no money in it.

There's a gate guard, he keeps track of all the cars that go in and out.

There's a guy coming to kill you.

There's a guy pinned under a car.

There's no way that they could cover it up.

There's no way that they could suppress it.

There's none left. I looked, remember?

These all new fuel efficient systems.

These cars are so incredible, they practically drive themselves.

These New York guys are up there.

They all work together.

They can't talk to you, man. They're dead.

They got fucking bodyguards.

They have memos proving that Detroit conspired to suppress the converter,

They haven't and they're not going to.

They implemented a no fault divorce here a couple of years back

They know too much.

They're flying him in. (CHUCKLES)

They're getting ready for a party and I asked about Amelia

They're gonna let them off, the car companies, scot free.

They've been following me around and asking my friends where I live.

Think about it from that guy's point of view, okay?

Thinks her husband's sleeping with Lynda Carter.

This baby right here.

This conversation is over.

This is very intensive work and something like this,

This is what Holly's looking down the barrel of.

This is what I'm talking about.

This machine records messages.

This one says she's Amelia's sister.

This place looks so much bigger now.

This was after they threw him out of office.

This year's edition is looking spectacular.

Those guys help people.

Three days in advance if you want the rest of the story.

Three what?

Three, two, one.

Three.

Thursday, as you may remember, is my birthday.

To the airport, then? (CLEARS THROAT)

To the birds.

Today, yet another stage two smog alert.

Tore them babies down, um, going on about two years now.

Trying to negotiate with me?

Two freaky guys were coming around.

Uh, all right, okay. So, uh, you...

Uh, business guys.

Uh, he's running an errand.

Uh, I may have said something.

Uh, what the fuck are you doing?

Uh, yeah, well, like kind of like mainly through Dean.

Uh, yeah.

Um, I can't take your car like that.

Um, I think there's two of them,

Um, maybe. I read there sometimes.

Um, she's my sister, see.

Unless, of course, he's up there killing her right now.

Unless, of course, you're a ventriloquist.

Up here, Chet?

Ventriloquism, it doesn't work.

Very clever, Holly.

Wait, wait. Dad, Dad, here you go.

Wait, where are you going? What are you doing?

Wait. How do you know she's in there?

Wake up! Wake up!

Was in here three or four nights ago.

Was she making sense?

Watch him.

Watching it?

We are bringing you interiors that are comfort assured,

We don't do that.

We find her earlier, I still get to keep it.

We should call the cops.

We should probably just stay here.

We'll get room service.

We'll go stay in a hotel or something.

We'll throw up, we'll get rid of the body.

We're all driving electric cars from Japan, anyway.

We're all having a drink in the afternoon.

We're currently doing it the easy way.

We're just gonna talk about it and we'll think and you get some rest.

We're just in their crosshairs, you know!

We're just talking.

We're looking for Amelia.

We're looking for the Burbank Apartments.

We're losing him. Go! Hurry up!

We're not even supposed to be here.

We've actually met your mother.

We've been watching interviews

Weapons on the floor. Now.

Well, buddy,

Well, he didn't burn up, so let's go talk to him.

Well, her daughter certainly seems to think so.

Well, how did she see it two days after it supposedly burned up?

Well, it's early.

Well, look who decided to show up for class.

Well, my situation is very delicate.

Well, one thing we know for sure, something funny's going on.

Well, say hi to her when you do.

Well, she's putting a negative spin on it, but, yeah, that's the idea.

Well, stop fucking around. Come on!

Well, that's disgusting.

Well, that's surprising. I would have thought

Well, the kid's a write off, I'll tell you that much.

Well, there's like a ton. Wait. No. I can help you.

Well, they used to have an overflight curfew.

Well, uh, we were at the bank getting your money.

Well, we think.

Well, what's left of his house.

Well, yeah.

Well, you just lead me on this epic fucking journey with this story

Well, you know, blind his son, or, you know, whatever it is.

Well, you seem like a decent kid.

What about now? You get the message now?

What about the gas masks? They didn't save you?

What about?

What am I saying?

What are you doing here?

What did you do to that man tonight?

What do you do?

What do you know?

What do you mean, goodbye?

What do you mean, he mentioned?

What do you mean, they're both telling the truth?

What do you think?

What do you want with her?

What do you want?

What I can't figure out is how you saw him from all the way up there.

What is that, a pig? (CHUCKLES)

What makes you think she's gonna be here?

What part of France did she come from?

What the fuck are you doing down there?

What the fuck does that mean?

What was she saying?

What was the name of that film?

What were you doing while I was working?

What, Amelia? You found Amelia?

What, you came here to make me eat fish?

What?

What? (GASPS)

What? Rim shot.

What's going on?

What's good for Detroit is good for America.

What's in it for me?

What's it to you, idiot? Move. You're in my way.

What's that called? Huh?

What's the message?

What's the protest about? Do you know?

What's wrong with him?

Whatever. She was English.

Whatever. Tried to get a job.

When Amelia gave me your address,

When I think about it,

When she said she saw Misty alive that night, did you believe her?

When you came here tonight, was this what you wanted to happen?

Where are you gonna be?

Where do you get off showing her stuff like this anyway?

Where is he?

Where you been, man?

Where'd he go?

Which makes sense when you look at FLT and you think it's not flight,

Who told you I had an ankle gun?

Who's them? What's them?

Whoa. Well, we know Mary Jane turned up.

Whose car went off road in the early hours of last Tuesday.

Why did you just throw cold coffee on me?

Why do you have to be such a fuck up, huh?

Why don't we invite him in?

Why don't you believe me?

Why don't you put her in protective custody?

Why not just go straight to the police?

Why?

Why? Why would she send us off on some wild fucking goose chase?

Why'd you have to bring the goddamn kid?

With the hockey puck on his face?

WOMAN: America...

WOMAN: Hey, Pocahontas!

WOMAN: I'm terribly worried.

WOMAN: It's my husband.

WOMAN: Room service.

WOMAN: She's not here because of her boyfriend.

WOMAN: The Malibu sedan.

WOMAN: Their battery powered three passenger runabout.

WOMAN: We can't talk to you.

WOMAN: Welcome, Los Angeles,

WOMAN: You wanna smoke?

Wonder Woman?

Works every time. Kills Holly.

World's biggest ashtray?

World's worst detective, huh?

Would you hold on for a goddamn second?

Would you like a mint?

Wouldn't you?

Wow, that is very telling.

Wow.

Writing something at a desk.

Yeah, and for a deeply discounted rate, so...

Yeah, anyway, um, Dean had this whole room, like, filled with film stock.

Yeah, but she's holed up somewhere hiding.

Yeah, he just left like 10 minutes ago, went for a drink.

Yeah, I get it, you know.

Yeah, I knew the dude.

Yeah, I saw.

Yeah, I'm cool.

Yeah, I'm here.

Yeah, make a left here.

Yeah, March, where the fuck have you been, man?

Yeah, me.

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. That's why I'm asking you.

Yeah, on TV.

Yeah, only she's not. She's not prosecuting it.

Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.

Yeah, um, I need to warn her.

Yeah, we can do that.

Yeah, well, my mother is a criminal.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. We're business associates.

Yeah, you fucked up.

Yeah, you're right, that was...

Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, so this new John Boy's like a murderer or something.

Yeah. I feel great.

Yeah. It was bagged up.

Yeah. It was my mother.

Yeah. My name is Tally.

Yeah. Sad, isn't it?

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. Well, that guy said he was going for a drink.

Yes. That's half my day.

You ain't got long to live.

You better seriously think about changing your story.

You broke my arm. I quit, remember?

You can always see their mouths moving.

You can go rob a bank if you hurry.

You can help by staying put, okay?

You can take care of them?

You can what?

You can't even say Baryshnikov.

You can't smell?

You can't take Detroit down.

You did see your niece, Mrs. Glenn.

You did something different from that, didn't you? Right?

You did. In the car before we crashed.

You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you?

You didn't like that story?

You don't go up there, all right? Trust me.

You don't have to pull over. The car can drive itself.

You don't know her upbringing.

You don't know that!

You don't talk, I'm gonna have to start breaking your fingers. (LAUGHING)

You drive around like an asshole.

You ever hear of John Boy?

You ever really killed anybody?

You fell down that fucking hill.

You fell on it!

You fly everywhere. You don't even drive.

You follow me?

You gave me all the information. (EXCLAIMS)

You get drunk, you lose your gun,

You give me that, you fucked up little hippy.

You go around and you drink and you lie and stuff and people hate you!

You got like an apartment up here?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

You guys are fast.

You guys know where the projection room is?

You just gave up your client.

You just said it was the right move to stay down here.

You just shot at us. I think it matters.

You just tell it to me straight.

You know the guy who lived here?

You know what? Don't even talk to her.

You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.

You know, I haven't had one of these in about 30 years.

You know, kid, when I get that gun off you, it's gonna be your dinner.

You know, leans down, and Nixon says to him,

You know, my brother used to flick my ear.

You know, nobody got hurt.

You know, the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking.

You know, they want us dead, man!

You know, we need to get in touch with somebody.

You know, you showed me your ankle gun.

You made a porno film where the point was the plot?

You made an enemy.

You might as well take me in with you, right?

You might ask around for me, Jackson Healy.

You mind fetching your dad?

You must be Holly.

You okay? Does the car still go?

You owe your life to a 13 year old girl.

You paint a mustache on a Volkswagen, she says,

You pissed me off.

You poison our air. The people won't stand for it.

You saw her on that wall, at a desk, in a pinstriped suit.

You scared me.

You see a guy with a blue face, you come and find me.

You see? Reasonable. Very reasonable.

You seen Chet, the projectionist?

You spend the other half trying to translate fuckwit to English.

You stupid son of a bitch!

You sure you didn't see another girl?

You take a header off the balcony, and now you're gonna tell me

You take the roof bar. I'll take downstairs.

You tried to tell me? (CHUCKLES)

You understand?

You wanna know who hired me.

You want it? Go get it.

You want some fucking dinner? Do you want some dinner?

You were like, Oh, check out my ankle gun.

You were looking for Amelia, right?

You were supposed to get those guys off of me.

You work your magic. Where you going?

You, uh, seem to have a very good vantage point up there.

You.

You'll never see me again.

You're a detective who can't smell?

You're expecting an angel and you get Nixon.

You're going to jail, Mrs. Kuttner.

You're gonna be all right.

You're gonna be okay, son. You're gonna be all right.

You're gonna eat that thing, you fucking fuck!

You're gonna spend half the time interviewing the fucking Chets of the world.

You're Mr. March, I think.

You're not a murderer.

You're out, free on your own recognizance. You get to walk.

You're prosecuting that car company thing.

You're protesting the air?

You're seven dollars short.

You're short.

You're supposed to be at Jessica's.

You're the guy who beat up my dad.

You're the world's worst detective.

You've got a point.

You've got your foot in the toilet.

Your dad tells me you're rebuilding.

Your dad told you to go home. Go home.

Your job ended with breaking my fucking arm.

Your note, look at it. It's not a flight.

Your word against hers. No evidence. You lose.

20 bucks, man, or you can blow.

(BONE CRACKS) (SHRIEKING)

(BOWLING PINS CLATTER) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(CAR HONKING) What?

(CARS HONKING) Hey, what are you doing?

(CLAMORING) (FIRE ALARM RINGING)

(CONTINUES CRYING) You fucking drunk.

(ELEVATOR DINGS) JACKSON: All right, here we go.

(EXCLAIMS) Jesus!

(GAGS) (BLOOD GUSHING)

(GRUNTS) (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(GUN FIRES) (SCREAMING)

(GUNSHOT) HOLLAND: Shit.

(HOLLAND GROANS) Help him up.

(HOLLY GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)

(HONKING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)

(RADIO PLAYING) (VOCALIZING)

(SIGHS) (THUDS)

(SIRENS WAILING) And that would be the cops.

(TELEPHONE RINGING) Can't be sure, though. Yeah.

(TELEPHONE RINGING) in regards to a smog control device...

(TIRES SCREECHING) (SIRENS WAILING)

(TV PLAYING) What the...

(WOMAN MOANING ON TV) Holly. Hey, hey.

(WOMAN MOANING) (CROWD EXCLAIMING)

$100,000? Why? TALLY: I don't know.

A lot of private cops folded. (GROANS)

All right, about a year ago... Yes.

All right. Yes.

All right. Give me your left arm. Huh?

AMELIA: What the hell are you doing? HOLLY: He's hurt. We need to help him.

Amelia? Amelia?

Are you happy? HOLLAND: Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Asleep. Slight fever. Hmm.

Bang! Oh.

BLUEFACE: Really? HOLLY: Yeah. I...

But they have the evidence. Yes, they have evidence.

By the time you get to three... Don't paint her with that brush.

Can I open my eyes? Yeah, open your eyes.

Come on. Okay.

Come on. Wait, wait.

Cover me. What... March! March!

Deep breath. No!

Did he stop? Yeah.

Did you fall? Yeah.

Do you want your keys? I'm driving.

Exactly. Right? Yeah.

Excuse me. Evening.

Excuse me. Hello, handsome.

February. Really?

Film's on the floor? Really? Yeah, it's a mess.

Fuck! Shit!

Fucker. HOLLAND: Sorry.

Fucking Chet. The protestor guy?

GIRL 1: Six. I'm a six. GIRL 2: I'm a seven!

Glenn. What?

Go inside and get your stuff. Okay.

Go to Janet's. Jessica's.

Have a great night. Come on. It's still playing.

Healy! It's all right, man.

Hey, shoot me. What?

Hi, everyone. WOMAN: Hey.

Hi. Hi.

His daughter. It's genetics.

Hmm. What kind? Like which films?

HOLLAND: Apple pie. She's always mean to me.

HOLLAND: Her boyfriend died? Yeah.

HOLLAND: That. Fuck!

HOLLAND: What do you say? (BUZZING)

Holy fucking shit. Oh!

I can't see nothing. Yeah.

I do a little bit of acting. Me, too.

I don't think I can die. Where's the film?

I feel better already. It's my job.

I got shot, in a diner. Where?

I gotta know. You're the diner guy. (SIGHS)

I lost my sister. GIRL: Yeah.

I love you. MAN: It's embarrassing.

I made a statement. JACKSON: Right.

I mean, you know, yes. (SIGHS)

I need to go right now. BLUEFACE: Don't touch...

I'd like to stop saying... You said that.

I'm gonna be sick, throw up. Oh!

I'm just kidding. WOMAN: (LAUGHS) What?

I'm not gonna lie to her. I respect that.

I'm the worst? Yeah.

I've got a family. HOLLY: It's not practical.

Is that your house? We're remodeling.

It connects up. What makes sense?

It's okay. (BLUEFACE COUGHS)

It's purple. It's maroon.

It's today, right? JACKSON: Yeah.

Jack, I'm fucking your dad. (SPITS)

JACKSON: Hey, goodbye. Come and watch with me.

JACKSON: Is she a big girl? She's tall. Super annoying.

Like John Boy. Who's John Boy?

March! Wake up! (TIRES SQUEALING)

Mr. March... Holland, please.

Never trusted it. (CHUCKLES)

No way. Yeah.

No, can't help you, buddy. No?

No, it's a pink cow. Oh, it's a cow.

No, like The Waltons. Yeah?

No! Yeah, come on.

now Sid. They're all dead. (GROANING)

Oh, shit. JACKSON: Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I can't smell. What?

Oh. HOLLAND: Hey.

Okay? What?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Old lady in Glendale. Mmm hmm.

Porno film. It's not a porno.

Pull over. Hey, what the fuck?

Really? Because I saw her.

Really? Like really hard.

Right. (RETCHING)

Right. Like a crusader.

Right. What the hell's going on?

Rim shot. HOLLY: Whatever.

Saw that famous chick. What famous chick?

Seven! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

She sees her drive away. Bullshit.

She was murdered. I'm sorry. JACKSON: Mmm hmm.

She's blind as a bat. Uh huh.

She's fucking dead! You don't know she's...

She's not dead. Open your eyes, man.

She's not here. She's here.

Shit. (SIREN WAILING)

Shit. No. What's wrong with him?

So there's two ways to look at something. Yeah.

So... (SCOFFS)

Spliced in. What?

Thank you. Let's get rid of this guy.

That would be awful. Wouldn't it, right?

That would be national news. Yeah, so?

That's her protest group. Stop saying that.

That's not it. Shit.

That's pretty sweet. Uh huh.

That's really your job? Yeah.

That's Sid Shattuck. Don't tell me that.

That's the point of the story? Yeah.

There you go. Now, come on.

There's a... (CAR HONKING)

They did. Yeah.

Thirty bucks. Look, apple pie.

Twenty bucks? We already paid you 20...

Uh huh. (DOORBELL RINGS)

Wait for the tone and speak clearly. (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)

We gotta get rid of him. Why?

We have to do something about it. She's dead.

We shouldn't be violent. You got a brother?

Well done, kiddo. Thanks.

Well, I can start right away. (CAR DOOR SHUTS)

Well, that really worked out. Yeah.

What do you mean, she's dead? Come on!

What gun? The fucking ankle gun.

What she's got you can't fix. (CHUCKLES)

What? Duck.

What? How much you got?

What's your favorite? No, no.

Which one's she? The one with the brown hair.

Why? It doesn't matter. I'm sorry, it doesn't matter?

Yeah, just say that. What?

Yeah. For what?

Yeah. It would suck, right?

Yeah. Wow.

Yep. Are you sure?

You are. You're the man. Yeah. That's right.

You could just hit her. Yeah.

You didn't. Clear as day.

You gotta face the situation. You don't know what she...

You know there's a mirror here, right? Close your eyes.

You the projectionist? Mmm hmm. (CLEARS THROAT)

You were in the pool? Yeah.

You're coming to collect? (SIGHING)

You're going to a party? No.

...featuring a 7 Iiter V8.

...I was at a diner in Hollywood

'Cause I already know where she is.

'Cause it's her protest group. She started it.

'Cause she wanted to. She lashes out.

'Cause they'll kill you.

'Course, you're not gonna find her at the airport, seeing as how it's not a flight.

(AIRCRAFT ENGINE ROARING)

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOBBY WHISTLES)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BULLETS RICOCHETING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(CAR APPROACHING)

(CAR DOOR CREAKS)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS)

(CHUCKLES) Doing what?

(CHUCKLES) Sometimes.

(CHUCKLES) That show's for retards.

(CHUCKLES) Uh, anti. Anti porn.

(CHUCKLES) Well, you know, technically it did.

(CHUCKLES) You beat people up and charge money?

(CLAPPING) Whoo! That was great!

(CLEARING THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT) I get it. I dig it.

(CLEARS THROAT) You know that color doesn't come off, right?

(EXHALES) Breathe on it.

(FUNK SONG PLAYING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) What's in my hand?

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(GROANING)

(GROANING) Motherfucker!

(GROANS)

(GROANS) Hey, don't open that because that's not mine.

(GRUNTING)

(HOLLAND BREATHES DEEPLY)

(HOLLAND MIMICKING GERMAN SPEECH)

(HUFFS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

(JACKSON CLEARS THROAT)

(KNOCKING)

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Good times.

(LAUGHING) She is the police.

(MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING ON TV)

(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

(MOANS)

(MRS. GLENN CLEARS THROAT)

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

(PRESSING BUTTON)

(RAZOR BUZZING)

(SCOFFING) What did she tell you, that I'm crazy?

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Hey, I just work here.

(SCOFFS) Man, I'm in it.

(SIGHS) Fuck it, it's... It's a rental.

(SIGHS) I guess you killed the projectionist, huh?

(SIGHS) I need a drink.

(SIGHS) It's not a porno!

(SIGHS) Nope. You guys wanna see my dick?

(SIGHS) Ow.

(SIGHS) We stopped at a bar. That's why we're late.

(SLOW ROCK SONG PLAYING)

(SLURRING) I can pay you.

(STAMMERS) Listen, I don't know what's going on here, but there's been some foul play.

(STAMMERS) That I was just lashing out?

(STAMMERS) You're the guy. The diner guy, right?

(TALLY LAUGHS)

(THUDDING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TREE MAN GROANS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

$100,000. Packed it myself.

$400, two days.

$400.

The Nice Guys (2016)
The Nice Guys is a 2016 American action comedy film directed by Shane Black. Set in 1977 Los Angeles, the movie follows a private investigator and a hired enforcer as they delve into the case of a missing girl and the death of a young porn star. With a stellar cast including Russell Crowe as the enforcer Jackson Healy and Ryan Gosling as the bumbling detective Holland March, the film offers a perfect blend of humor, mystery, and thrilling action. Released to critical acclaim, The Nice Guys is a must-watch for fans of witty banter and buddy cop dynamics. You can play and download the sounds of this film here.
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