A bride as radiant as this one...
A bringer of new things.
A cow on the runway. Not exactly the way I always wanted to go.
A few words of Alfred, Lord Tennyson...
A film? A shared experience. Something to talk about afterwards.
A great mystery for another time.
A happy conclusion to a slightly bumpy journey.
A let's been going on.
A little patience, please, dear lady.
A most valuable precaution to ensure
A ray of sunshine on a dark day.
A sense of emptiness, of loss. A gradual narrowing of one's...
A welcome change.
About the exponential growth of internet start ups...
Actually, I don't think she trusts anybody, really.
Actually, talking of style...
Actually, wait a minute. Which way is your house?
Ah, okay.
Ah, wonderful.
Ah!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Well.
All of which is almost certainly nonsense
All the things I've told her about you are true.
All times have I enjoyed greatly...
All your guests are happy here.
Allow me to offer you a lift to the Viceroy Club.
Alright, that's enough, that's enough.
Alright? Okay.
Although one does rather miss a rose
Although you, dear lady, are nearer
Although, as the future unfolds,
Although, yes.
Always leave them wanting more, Nimish.
Am I late? Perfectly on time.
And a brave one. Far braver than me.
And a fine fellow he is. You must be very proud.
And Abhilash did the same this afternoon.
And after three months we were either going
And also because the new proprietor is quite handsome.
And another.
And apparently some of the food
And as you know, ma'am, the workforce is highly skilled.
And asked you what you thought.
And at my age... I haven't got the time.
And breakfast is served on the terrace
And did you tell them about the roll call?
And each pass involves the entire length of the table.
And Earl Grey tea with pasteurized milk.
And every day that goes by makes it harder to remember...
And fold up a road map the wrong way.
And for passing on the value of that life to others.
And for them to reply...
And for those who are less close to it, or just move slower...
And from here to the hospital it is but a short walk or a stretcher ride.
And go to her we must!
And he should have more respect for his elders.
And he's done what people do when they've been bruised.
And how beautiful did your girlfriend get while I was gone, huh'?
And I don't know why, but I rather snubbed his kind invitation...
And I have just the place.
And I have none of either.
And I promise I'll be a better husband than fiancé.
And I'm not sure I was entirely unreasonable.
And I'm sure that she was an incredibly... beautiful young woman...
And I've no idea what I'm talking about.
And ifs a privilege to be able...
And ifs your story now.
And in this family, we do not tell each other what to do.
And involves 12 separate dyes...
And is that, if so bold I might be,
And it tums out some things really are worth the wait.
And just like that, another good party dies a death.
And lam gonna write that book.
And let me say right here and now...
And little Ranjan.
And Mohan goes with the rabbit fur...
And my investor agreed that we should
And my old friend Kushal shall find himself
And my opinion of the groom is this:
And my Sunaina.
And my wife left me a couple of years ago. I don't know why.
And not to take the risk, when it's so close
And now, good sir, for our tour.
And now... they can take flight together.
And others are doing jobs they never though! They could do.
And ours to know what he's up to.
And please tell whoever it is that
And see how the hotel was doing as well.
And she can see for herself that
And she knows she's not that young anymore. Although to him...
And so say all of us.
And Sonny and Sunaina have today announced...
And Sonny and Sunaina's wonderful families have given them roots...
And taste the pleasures of our fine city.
And that's what I intend to do.
And the bike still isn't finished.
And the consequent effect on... I'll shut up now.
And the driver is completely lethal.
And the groom were found in bed together.
And the silly thing is I don't have enough hair to run my hand through. See'?
And then I thought, As many as we like. While we can.
And then, very gently...
And there's been a switch. Your first port of cell's not Delhi, it's Mumbai.
And there's more.
And thinks he can charge us double.
And thus we two return to India
And visit the old crumbling ruins.
And we are most assuredly getting our kicks!
And we become the furthest outpost of the Evergreen franchise.
And when he's right...
And when she mentioned she'd been offered
And whose mind, though failing, still contains
And you bring her, and wait?
And you mum slay on With your Rush“.
And you still can't remember a word you said?
And you, too. Thank you.
And you? How did you find America?
And you're having an affair.
And your business can wait till the morning.
And your fine company.
And, and, and tremendous...
And, no, I don't have a booking.
And, uh...
And, um, you, you, you can see...
And?
Another new guest.
Any other dreams I can help you with?
Anyone for a quick drink before bed?
Anyway, Mrs. Greenslade, the wedding is nearly upon us.
Apparently, we have three options:
Are an opportunity for travel, for further education...
Are we going to the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, madam?
Are you allowed to tell me about your dress or is...
Are you going to take Douglas?
Are you not worried about him?
Are you pimping out your own mother?
Are you really writing a book?
Are you talking to other companies about this'?
Are you walking out with us, Norman?
As I recall, you deserted me
As others will do...
As part of the company we form together, equal partners.
As welcome as he is fragrant.
Ask him if he knew.
At least they will not lie undiscovered.
At some point in the next soon, Mr. Burley...
At the local expats club.
At the Viceroy Club at 4. And I have some exciting news about that.
At the Viceroy until my plane leaves.
Babul, madam.
Be a lot of traveling.
Be a lot of traveling.
Because as I once heard someone say”.
Because he bought a building?
Because he's not the inspector.
Because I did. I closed the deal yesterday.
Because I have already got one...
Because I'm older and wiser.
Because the really frustrating thing is, we could be
Because this is showtime. So, let's run through it again.
Because we can still shake it, you know.
Become someone who she doesn't really wanna be.
Beech. Miss Beech. How delightful to see you.
Before our triumph is complete,
Beta.
Better not be. It's the club's biggest night
Better watch out for those. They could do some damage.
Between 7:00 and 10:00, Miss Beech.
Between casual and relaxed formality.
Big night, isn't it?
Bike thing planned.
Blend the yarn to give it more body.
Both here!
Both here.
Both suitors at the same party...
Break out the champagne! Let the klaxons sound!
Breathe the air, Mrs. Donnelly!
But all that counts in the end is this one had an idea.
But don't let that stop you because the highs...
But for now, to your chariots!
But had he named it the Supreme Potential Hotel...
But he hasn't proposed, I grant you that.
But I mind, good sir. I mind deeply.
But I was wondering...
But I'd have a bloody good time.
But I'm here. I came here to see your speech.
But I've got many relatives there.
But if that's the only game in town...
But it didn't work out that way.
But mostly...
But my gift on her wedding day...
But now all I see is him in front of me.
But now he's, he's come somewhere very far away and...
But now I shall bring you food guaranteed
But phase two of the development is mare or less complete.
But she wouldn't trust him if he said that, so...
But the fact that you get away with it...
But the time that I am perhaps we could...
But there's been a hard core of regulars from the beginning.
But to keep growing, you've got to have somewhere to grow into.
But We been looking forward to this.
But you've gone as far as you can without help.
But you've got another inspector right here.
But, luckily, Cyril at the bike shop
By a device called a gudgeon pin remover.
By snatching from us the Supreme Quality Hotel.
By whom were you struck?
By whom?
By your mother.
Bye. Bye.
Calling us with her siren song.
Can he help with balloon ankles?
Can't find her.
Can't you make this thing go any faster?
Carol!
Carol. Carol, where are you going?
Carrying on with any of these men?
Categorically not.
Chandrima.
Clearly whoever named this establishment had a sense of mischief.
Coincidence“ is just a word for when we cannot see the bigger plan.
Come dance with me.“
Come here.
Come, Miss Beech, your palace awaits.
Coming out here finally taught me that.
Congratulations would have been nice.
Convention dictates that I should wait
Could you always just tell me the truth?
Could you hold on a sec, Miss Beech?
Could you... Would you please tell your mother...
Couldn't find a single willing recipient. Here...
Daniel exists.
Daniel Green. He's a country solicitor. And my boyfriend.
Daniel has been saying I was looking tired and could do with a holiday.
Daniel knows my name, of course, we're a small team.
Daniel?
Daniel's proposed to me, Douglas.
Daniel's proposed to me, Douglas.
Darling!
Darling?!
Darling...
Darling...
Dear Mr. Chambers. I have your breakfast.
Death by cow.
Decision time.
Desertion, unreasonable behavior...
Deserves a more splendid setting for her wedding party...
Did she say where she was going?
Did they leave together?
Did you forget your dancing shoes?
Did you know anything?
Didn't stop me.
Do fill in, please.
Do you have a reservation?
Do you mean I didn't need to be
Do you mind if I join you?
Do you not fancy him?
Do you own this place?
Do you really have to water down the wine?
Doctors' sunburn. Mosquitoes.
Does give one rather a frisson.
Don 'I try and control it.
Don't let that happen.
Don't look at me. No, no, no. Don't look at him.
Don't make me even more like mum than I am already.
Don't mind me. I'm just standing here on my ankles.
Don't pretend you're not relieved.
Don't talk rubbish!
Don't think I'm interested or listening.
Don't worry, Aruva's a professional.
Don't you want to see my passport?
Done.
Douglas pleaded not guilty to adultery. Why would that be'?
Douglas, I was joking.
Douglas?
Douglas. Hello.
Easy access for the elderly to the higher floors before they make the...
Either that or your plastic surgeon's a genius.
Evelyn, we want to employ you. We want to go professional with you.
Evelyn. Yes. I was hoping to meet her properly.
Even when I could hardly stand the man,
Evening all. Oh, good evening, Mrs. Hardcastle.
Evening, all.
Evening, Mrs. Greenslade.
Evening, Mrs. Hardcastle. Namaste.
Evening. Had a good day?
Evergreen is a different concept.
Every day'? We have to do this every day?
Every morning I take a taxi to the roundabout and I have a decision.
Every single word ...?
Everyone, this is Lavinia Beech.
Everything else smooth? How are the new menus?
Everywhere I've been in this country...
Except your little poppy out ears.
Excuse me.
Fail to prepare, sir... prepare to fail. I'm sorry, buddy.
Fair enough.
Finding, at last, the peace my mother denied him while he lived.
Five is more than enough.
For all of us.
For all relationships, the journey.
For always roaming with a hungry heart.
For different work situations.
For home are the happy hunters and fat is the lamb that we have slaughtered!
For now he just wants an evening with her.
For now...
For our whole operation in this country.
For reasons that are utterly stupid and feeble.
For that there is no excuse and lam completely and sincerely sorry.
For the guest of honor.
For the old people to dance to.
For the party tonight is slightly on the turn.
For the purposes of business or pleasure?
For this is our moment.
For this is what the young make us remember...
For those such as...
For today and, if so, can I feature in them?
For who?
For years. Can't afford slip ups.
For your assessment of our proposal...
Forgive me.
Four times. Read this and learn it fast.
From that eternal silence, something more,
From who?
Funny guy
Get her some boiling water.
Given them roots and now they can...
Given your age, I'm impressed you came back at all.
Go and have the honeymoon you deserve.
Go on, Mummyji.
Go on.
Golden Years, right? Correct.
Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly.
Good evening, Mrs. Donnelly.
Good evening. Hi.
Good Lord. Are you alright?
Good morning, Ainslie.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning. Oh!
Good to meet you all.
Good to meet you all.
Good.
Good. And when your friends invite you to play with them?
Good. Will you give it to her?
Good... because you're a terrible fiance.
Goodbye, Nimish.
Goodbye. My driver, Babul.
Goodnight Goodnight, then.
Greatest climb of all.
Guy Chambers.
Guys, I know you're worried, but it will be okay.
Had you made an offer on it? We don't have the money yet.
Halfway across the world.
Haphazard nature of your operation.
Hard bargains with the factory owners.
Hari, I wonder, could you do me a favor from now on'?
Has promised to send an evaluator to the hotel.
Has this tool called a gudgeon pin remover...
Have dinner with me.
Have you just come for the wedding celebrations, Kushal?
Have you met Daniel?
Have you ordered? I'm told the Chilla pancakes here are not to be missed.
Have you seen my other shoe, darling? Hmm?
Have you thought about our conversation last night?
Have you?
He circles the wagons, he shuts down.
He does. Oh, if you say so.
He even followed me to the lavatory.
He knows a thing or two.
He said he'd send his guy.
He's a good man.
He's asked me to marry him.
He's my partner, not my assistant...
He's my son.
He's not an inspector.
He's the one.
Hello, beta. Mummyji.
Hello, Dad.
Hello, darling.
Hello, Evelyn.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. I don't think I ever caught your name.
Hello. Who's there, my love?
Her first question to the doctor
Her home for the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel...
Her recommendation is also based upon
Here is our planned installation of an elevator.
Here, I'm here. Yeah.
Here. Yes, thank you.
Hey, wait! Wait!
Hi. I'm Chet and I'll be happy to valet your car.
His blood is moving. He's...
His ears are too close to his head.
His guy! You see? He was sending me a message.
His mind was on other matters.
His tongue is forked and he lies like a rug!
Hmm.
Honestly. It was my fault.
Hoops, Sunaina.
Hope to see you again.
Host is looking dapper.
How comfortable he is at the hotel.
How did he cheat you?
How did you know that?
How does she feel?
How else could I come home afterwards?
How hard it must be not to choke
How I've missed your... affectionate humor, Kushal.
How impossibly free one would be.
How long are you staying?
How long have you guys been together?
How many times have you done that tour now'?
How many tuk tuks are there with bloody scorpions on them?
How much time do you have?
How was America?
How will you rate us?
How's your niece doing?
Huh.Alright, um...
I actually don't have any coffee.
I also bring banana chips. Oh.
I am a part of all that 1 have met;
I am here.
I am only out there because I thought you were.
I am Sunil Indrajit Kapoor, owner and proprietor
I barely found a bugger I could spend a week with”.
I believe they were here tonight.
I came in last night about half past ten.
I can either go left to Nimish...
I can hardly expect a man to want to go outwith me while I'm still married.
I can only apologize.
I can see you're talking now, Kushal.
I can't tell you the family holidays I'd have had to blow out...
I can't wait to meet her.
I cannot bear and that's self pity.
I could bring it to you.
I could go on forever. But there is one thing...
I could not possibly say, sir.
I couldn't find you at the party.
I couldn't resist the chance to come out
I did not know you were in Jaipur.
I did not marry, madam.
I didn't come with Vikram. I got a lift.
I didn't even realize she was playing.
I didn't mean to intrude. Of course she can come.
I didn't see him at breakfast.
I do opinions.
I don't believe there is such a thing.
I don't believe there is such a thing.
I don't care what you are. I still would.
I don't find Kush attractive.
I don't know how long I'm going to be there
I don't know if I'm excited or terrified.
I don't know what to do, Mrs. Donnelly.
I don't know what you're talking about. Why are we here?
I don't know why I tell you anything.
I don't know, I'm just really struck by her.
I don't know, just a little back and forth. A little...
I don't know.
I don't mind what room I have, really.
I don't recall.
I don't suppose you've seen Carol anywhere, have you'?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so. Why not?
I don't think you'll get a lot of sleep over there.
I don't understand.
I don't want to be that lonely again, Norman.
I don't want to see you hurt, Mummyji.
I figured.
I finished my shift early. I felt like being alone.
I fly tomorrow morning. It's a punishing itinerary, I'm afraid.
I had a fairytale wedding myself.
I hate that machine.
I hate this machine.
I have a business venture in town.
I have business to discuss with him.
I have some g****fruit oil in the car. A few drops works wonders.
I have to deliver this... then I'll check you in.
I hear you're going to dance tonight.
I honestly thought it might help.
I hoped you would find his offer of a partnership...
I just never fell in love.
I know how to dance. You still have to rehearse.
I know the membership's dropping,
I know who he is. Take Miss Beech to room 19.
I know you began this journey on your own,
I know you'll understand me missing the reception...
I know, for Laura's conference.
I know, I know, but it works.
I like this one.
I mean I was thinking that when you come for the conference...
I mean it more now.
I mean, it's a testament to the...
I mean, what if one were alone again?
I missed you, too.
I must apologize to you.
I must make them.
I must say, I admire what you've made of yourself here.
I must tell you, the reception cannot
I need my clipboard.
I need to get all this sorted for the wedding.
I need to know if I can rely on his support...
I never understood why anyone would want to get married.
I nevertheless plunged the night into darkness.
I prefer cats.
I presume it's to tell me my services are no longer required.
I promise I will properly rehearse the wedding dance.
I promise I'll wear the turban your mother chose for the ceremony.
I said at your party, I don't do advice.
I said I know you're sleeping with someone else.
I saw it, I contacted my investor. Your father.
I saw you at the airport, didn't I?
I should have stern words with your assistant.
I shouldn't even be going myself.
I spent 40 years scrubbing floors...
I spent years back in England trying to spread my gift around.
I stay here with the computer. You go in the garden and I'll dictate to you...
I still found him rather attractive.
I suppose it would make people sit up and take notice.
I suppose we could give it a go.
I take it you would agree with me, Mrs. Donnelly?
I tell you, he turned white as a sheet.
I thank you and your assistant for coming here.
I think it could be really great. Yes, I do.
I think it's important if we're going to be working together.
I think she actually went to start her new job.
I think she went back to Jaipur.
I think that she's scared.
I think that's my line, Mummyji.
I think you're just making these words up.
I thought I wouldn't. I thought...
I thought if I could see them at the same time,
I thought my mother has walked into the room.
I thought she was going to Mumbai.
I thought this was a hotel?
I thought you'd have left for the Sangeet already.
I trust everyone's ordered the Chilla pancakes.
I understand perfectly, but 30 is our limit.
I want to say to him, Just give me time and I'll get there.
I want to.
I want us to form a partnership.
I wanted to ask you about your mother.
I was actually just on my way to see Kushal.
I was here early. Cyril's helping me.
I was hoping for somewhere quite private.
I was just checking in a guest.
I was just riding past on my bike and I saw you in here.
I was thinking of celebrating by asking your mother for a dance.
I was thinking, why don't you come?
I was working early. And I did tell you, darling.
I was. It doesn't mean I was celibate.
I wasn't bad' I don't think, but I gave it up.
I went to look for a friend last night.
I went to one once where the best man
I went to talk to the inspector.
I went, now you go.
I will drink Life to the lees.
I will find another hotel into which we can expand.
I will not hear your negativity.
I wonder if I could have your attention just for a moment.
I wonder, do you fancy a cup of coffee? Uh, um...
I work in his office.
I would love to meet her.
I...
I'd know which one I preferred...
I'd like breakfast in my room at 9:00, please.
I'd miss her dreadfully, of course.
I'd quite like a walk along the bay.
I'd really rather the room that I...
I'll get you a fresh poi.
I'll give you 5,000 for four.
I'll probably just have a sandwich at my desk.
I'll see you tomorrow, Hari.
I'll tell them where to stick their ball.
I'm 79 years old.
I'm a bit nervous, actually.
I'm around to impart what little wisdom I...
I'm both delighted and unsurprised. But really, no speaking.
I'm breaking your heart. I'm sorry.
I'm Douglas, by the way. Jodi.
I'm eating dust.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna kill that boy.
I'm here writing a book, as a matter of fact. A novel.
I'm here, aren't I?
I'm hereto get a divorce.
I'm hoping you already did. Just not out loud.
I'm in room 6. You are? She is?
I'm just attending to this most significant gentleman.
I'm looking for my mother, Mr. Dharuna. And her dinner companion.
I'm not good with special occasions...
I'm not one of them.
I'm not sure you understand the work involved.
I'm only telling you because you don't know the person involved.
I'm pleased to meet you...
I'm pretty sure they're going to propose soon enough.
I'm proposing we own it together.
I'm saving him up.
I'm so sorry, Miss Beech. Are you alright?
I'm so sorry, we're full up.
I'm sorry, no.
I'm sorry, Norman. I can't do this. I'm in love with someone else.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry. I cannot go below 50,000 per crate.
I'm sure I paid that bill.
I'm sure there'll be somebody there to see you off.
I'm too embarrassed to ask Laura.
I'm very happy you came.
I'm... quite interested in your new place.
I've been trying to learn my speech for the wedding.
I've bought a present for your niece.
I've got to stay here and count up
I've just got a text from Laura. Well, five texts,
I've noticed.
If I could see where your leg is, I'd kick it.
If I hadn't have come in,
If I wasn't so useless, that's what I'd say.
If no longer correct.
If not now, when? And if not us, who?
If only for the sake of your beautiful bride.
If that's what he's saying, he's lying to you.
If there is ever a time in our life together when...
If you like it, you should put a ring on it. Mmm.
If you only go once around the room,
If you really want to try monogamy,
If you'll indulge me.
Immediately, straight afterwards, for a very long time?
In boiling water.
In his hands. So, please, take one for the team.
In his natural habitat.
In one hot minute, my darling.
In some ways rather more so than Daniel.
In the lukewarm piss...
In the running of this hotel...
In this hand, I'm nothing but putty.
In which you're held by the residents here.
Instinct is the nose of the mind. And I have a large nose.
Instinct, Sunaina.
Is everything alright?
Is she good?
Is that why she left so suddenly?
Is that why you came?
Is the width of an eyelash.
Is there no one on reception?
Is there really nothing you can do?
Is this your daughter?
Is Vikram outside with his beautiful minibus?
Isn't this great?
Isn't this somebody's engagement party'?
It almost looked as if he was aiming straight at you.
It appears she won the Mr. Chambers lottery.
It depends on whether Sonny ever gets here for the rehearsal.
It destroys everything around it. Now don't be that idiot.
It goes well with my poppy out ears.
It is genuine.
It is our pleasure to welcome our cousin and his friend to Mumbai.
It is over!
It is something to behold.
It is the most recent addition to our burgeoning empire.
It is. You should come round sometime.
It made death more tempting.
It takes teamwork to make a dream work, Mummyji.
It was a power cut, it happens.
It was actually his idea that I come and speak about this in person.
It was meant to be a story about the end of things but now...
It was the Hindi scolding that did the job.
It'll happen.
It'll have to be adultery, then.
It's a big day.
It's a pleasure to see you.
It's a shame Douglas couldn't be here to enjoy it.
It's about a man who...
It's about getting older, really. And all that entails.
It's been a while since I had one suitor, let alone two.
It's brilliant and it's working.
It's difficult.
It's funny because it's true.
It's going to mean some travel.
It's his business to know.
It's just a little outage. Soon have it sorted.
It's just an excuse to come in.
It's just been kind of a dream until now.
It's Mrs. Kapoor.
It's not enough to stand still. There's gotta be...
It's not exactly fast moving...
It's one of the sights, after all. Especially at night.
It's the place, it's the extraordinary place.
It's this person that he's met there.
It's typically him to be so considerate and caring.
Jodi's the representative of the company I've been working for.
Just a few days early, that's all.
Just a place where you leave the story.
Just about.
Just because I'm looking at you when you talk,
Just because you've caught hold
Just get in the game. I'll see you in the bar. Thank you.
Just give me a bit more time).
Just had an idea.
Just hot water and a teabag on the side would be marvelous.
Just like most things in my life.
Just listen to what he has to say.
Just not necessarily from an elephant.
Just tell me... Just tell me
Just to keep the ends meeting.
Just, please, no one tell Madge.
Kushal is machinating against me.
Kushal Kadania.
Kushal thought the lift might be
Kushal?
Kushal?
Ladies and gentle gentlemen... Oh, yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen...
Last week. And yours?
Later?
Laura's giving a speech at an international conference. Aren't you, darling?
Laura's success continues, evidently.
Lavinia Beech.
Lavinia Beech. Great pleasure.
Lavinia was curious about that new place you showed us.
Lavinia. Absolutely.
Lavinia. Except that's not your name, is it?
Leading to a chain of hotels stretching across India and beyond...
Learning my speech.
Least of all herself, which is probably a sign that she's become...
Left or right, madam?
Left or right, my lady?
Let go.
Let me get changed, hmm? We'll go together.
Let me put just one word in your mind, Sunaina.
Let me take these, they look heavy.
Let me take these, they look heavy.
Let us delay this conversation until the moment I'm proved right...
Let us find Vikram and his beautiful minibus,
Let us look around and you will see.
Let us travel to the pearl in my oyster!
Let's go back to America.
Let's try the red.
Life piled on life Were all too little,
Like being here today with you all, make everything worthwhile.
Like lemmings they come to the cliff edge
Like life and a tortoise.
Lime remains; But every hour is saved.
Listen to me.
