A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.
A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to.
A cricket can't be too careful, you know.
A fine conscience I turned out to be.
A great big fire! Lots of smoke.
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A little wooden boy.
A live puppet without strings.
A palpitating syncopation of the killer diller...
A puppet!
A real boy!
A real...
A slight touch of monetary complications...
A smoked fish will taste good.
A thing like that ought to be worth a fortune to someone.
A very lovely thought. But not at all practical.
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
About a wish coming true, do you?
Absolutely without the aids of strings.
After all, enough's enough.
Ah, Figaro.
Ah, Gideon, listen. The merry laughter...
Ah, Pleasure Island.
Ah, they're around here somewheres. What do you care?
Ah, yes, Skinny, as I was saying to the Duchess only yesterday
Ah, you smoke like me grandmother!
Aha! Now that heart.
Ahh, three hundred.
Ahhh!
All right now, hop to it, you blokes.
All right then, here's what we'll tell 'em:
All right, next!
All right. Sit down, son.
All strings and joints.
An actor's life for me
An actor's life for me
And And I'm, uh
And all carved out of wood.
And always let your conscience be your guide
And always let your conscience be your guide
And always let your conscience be your guide.
And any good prospects you find, bring 'em to me.
And anytime you need me, you know, just whistle...
And by special permission of the management
And Cleo too.
And cute little music boxes, each one a work of art.
And did Stromboli pay...
And get smart.
And guide along the straight and narrow path.
And he still thinks we're his friends.
And I takes 'em to Pleasure Island!
And it sure was nice of you to
And kids have nothing to do but play
And let me look you over.
And looked in.
And passed you off as a puppet?
And sees you through
And someday I'm gonna be a real boy!
And someday you will be a real boy.
And spasmodic frantic disintegration.
And that smile? You know, I
And the dummy fell for it...
And then something else caught my eye.
And what am I? Just your conscience.
And what's your name?
And when you are growing too old,
And when you are growing too old,
And with that personality, that profile, that physique,
And, and besides, tomorrow you've got to go to school.
Anything your heart desires
Applause, fame!
Are you acquainted with Monstro the whale?
Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.
As boys!
As dreamers do
As I live and breathe, a fairy!
As I stood there warming my... myself, I took a look around.
As I wandered along the crooked streets,
Atta boy, Pinoke. And I'm gonna help you.
Aw, take it easy, son.
Awake, Pinocchio.
Awake.
Be careful now, Figaro.
Because tonight, Geppetto wished for a real boy.
Before I knock a you silly!
Before something else happens.
Between here and school.
Bless my soul.
Boo!
Boy, that's the place. I can hardly wait!
Boy.
Bring a littlejoy to every heart
Burns me up. After all I tried to do for him.
But hurry now. Oh, oh, wai wai wait! Wait. Eh
But I'd rather go with you, hey
But I'm gonna do right!
But this Monstro, I've heard of him.
But, Father, I'm alive. See?
But, Pinoke, are you crazy?
But, uh, don't I get a badge or something?
But, uh, even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes,
But, uh, even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes,
But,Jiminy, Lampwick says a guy only lives once.
But... let me tell you what made me change my mind.
Call that beetle! Call anybody!
Can you tell me where we can find Monstro?
Certainly feels good to be back on...
Cleo, meet Pinocchio.
Cleo! Oh, Cleo!
Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.
Come on, blow.
Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up now.
Come on, come on! Shut the doors and lock 'em tight.
Come on, come on. Let him go.
Come on, come on. Let's have another.
Come on, let's go in and poke somebody in the nose.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, now, we'll try you out.
Come on, Pinoke. Don't wait for me.
Come on, quick! Before you get any worse.
Come on, take a big drag like this.
Come on, you big moose! Open up, I tell ya
Come on, you blokes! Keep 'em moving!
Come true
Come true
Come, Cleo, join the party. Dance!
Come, now. We go to bed.
Come, on to the theatre.
Come, the coach departs at midnight.
Come. We make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish.
Compound transmission of the pandemonium with percussion...
Conscience. Nah, phooey!
Could any of you tell me where to find Monstro?
Counsellor in moments of temptation...
Cute kid.
Cute little fella.
Did that come out of me?
Ding, ding! Going up?
Do you like it, Figaro?
Do you like it?
Does that mean I'm an actor?
Don't be crude.
Don't mind me, son.
Don't worry, son, he probably hasn't gone far.
Don't you realize, uh, he's in a whale?
Don't you, Figaro?
Down where the Volga flows
Dry land.
Eat all you can. Be a glutton. Stuff yourselves.
Eh, Giddy?
Eh, huh? Oh,Jiminy?
Fate is kind
Fate steps in
Father!
Father!
Father!
Father!
Father!
Father!
Father! Father, I'm home!
Father! Father, it's me!
Father! Father!
Father! Huh, he ain't my father.
Father! Whatcha crying for?
Fig, wait! Come back here, Figaro.
Figaro goes to sleep... and Cleo...
Figaro, look! He He's alive. He can talk!
Figaro, you know what I wish?
Figaro.
Food! We'll eat! Here's a big one!
For me!
For me? Gee, thanks!
For my little boy
For you, my little Pinocchio.
For you, my little Pinocchio.
Gangway, down there.
Gathering toys
Gee, look,Jiminy, my nose!
Gee, they're scared.
Gee, what a big place.
Gee, you're funny. Do it again!
Gee.
Gee... thanks.
Gesundheit.
Get me out of here!
Get out? Oh, no, no, son. I've tried every way.
Get this thing off. Get me outta here!
Get your cake, pie, dill pickles and ice cream.
Getting out? But how?
Giddyap!
Giddyap!
Giddyap! Get along there.
Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.
Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle Whoo hoo!
Give a little whistle Yoo hoo!
Give him another chance, for my sake.
Go ahead, make a fool of yourself.
Go on.
Go on. Say something.
Going home.
Good Geppetto, you have given so much happiness to others.
Good night,
Good night, Cleo, my little water baby.
Good night, Pinocchio.
Good night.
Good piece of wood too.
Goodbye, milady.
Goodbye,Jiminy! Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Goodbye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya.
Gosh, maybe I was wrong.
Grasshopper? Look here, you, you impudent young pup!
Guess I'll never see my father again.
Ha ha ha! Go on, laugh.
Ha! To hear that beetle talk,
Hah. Oh, that's nothing.
Hang on, Father!
Hang on!
Hang on! Here we go!
Have the wish I make tonight.
He He's gone.
He almost looks alive.
He deserved to be a real boy.
He he's gonna chop me into firewood!
He might spring out on us at any time.
He only opens his mouth when he's eating.
He said he was gonna push my face in everybody's eye.
He was such a good boy.
He's a success.
He's a whale of a whale.
He's coming back. Hurry!
He's in here somewhere.
He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.
He's trying to kill us! Paddle, son!
Heigh ho the merry o
Help!
Help! Water! Where's the water?
Help! Where's water?
Here I am!
Here it is! I got it! Here's water! Here's some water!
Here they come, Pinoke. Now, you tell 'em.
Here they come!
Here we go again.
Here. Run along now.
Here's a big one.
Here's a big one. Only a few left.
Here's an apple for your teacher. Now turn around...
Here's another one! Enough for weeks!
Here's your apple. Bright lights, music,
Hey, blubber mouth, open up! I got to get in there!
Hey, Father!
Hey, le let go!
Hey, maybe he's asleep.
Hey, Pinoke, wait for me!
Hey, Pinoke, wait!
Hey, psst! Leave me outta this.
Hey, that star again! Uh, the lady, the Ooh!
Hey, we're free! Come on, Pinoke!
Hey, what the
Hey, what the
Hey, what's going on here?
Hey, where are you?
Hey, which way you going? Wait for me!
Hey, you laugh like a donkey.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Cut it out!
Hey! Ow, ow, ow, ouch! Ta Ta Take it easy there!
Hey! Wait a minute! Ha Have you seen
Hey! Who's the beetle?
Hey.
Hi diddle dee day An actor's life is gay
Hi diddle dee day An actor's life is gay
Hi diddle dee dee An actor's life for me
Hi diddle dee dee An actor's life for me
Hi diddle dee dee An actor's life for me
Hi diddle dee dee An actor's life for me
Hi diddle dee dee It's Pleasure Isle for me
Hi diddle dee dum An actor's life is fun
High above the roofs of that sleepy old town.
Hmm, put it in the wrong end.
Hmm, so you can talk.
Hmm, they like him.
Hmm, two hundred.
Hmm.
Hmmm, mm hmm.
Hmph, no more privacy than a goldfish.
Hmph! What a build up.
Home?
Honest John?
Hook, line and sinker!
How about sitting out the next one, babe, huh?
How did you get down here?
How do you ever expect to be a real boy?
How would you blokes like to make some real money?
Huh?
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Huh? Wha Uh Wh Wh
Hurry up... before they see us.
Hurry, Father. More wood!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! See the model home.
I uh Ohh. Uh huh.
I buy a new suit and I swing a the cane
I buy a new suit and I swing a the chain
I can move!
I can talk!
I can walk!
I didn't know what to expect.
I don't like the looks of this.
I don't wanna be an actor. Stromboli was terrible.
I dub you Pinocchio's conscience,
I eat a the best and I drink a champagne
I eat a the fish and I drink a champagne
I forgot to open the window.
I go in.
I got a no strings but I got a the brain
I got a no strings on me
I got a tail too.
I got no strings on me
I got no strings so I can have fun
I got no strings to hold me down
I got to get in! My pal's in there!
I gotta beat Jiminy home. Oh, hello.
I gotta get him outta here.
I had strings but now I'm free
I hope so.
I looked around.
I never thought...
I should've listened to you,Jiminy.
I sti Uh oh.
I think he'll be all right.
I told you he'd be furious!
I wanna go home!
I want the world to know
I was going to school 'til I met somebody.
I wish I may, I wish I might...
I wish that my little Pinocchio...
I wonder what time it is.
I would like to wish him luck though.
I'd better go out again and look for him.
I'd bust my strings for you
I'd cut my strings for you
I'll I'll knock your block off!
I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that.
I'll forgive you this once. But remember,
I'll go after him myself.
I'll have you out of here in no time at all.
I'll just go out of his life quietly.
I'll never lie again. Honest, I won't.
I'll run right home and tell my father.
I'll run right home and tell my father.
I'll tell my father!
I'll tell ya!
I'm I'm real. I'm a real boy!
I'm afraid we
I'm collecting stupid little boys.
I'm giving you my ticket.
I'm going to find him.
I'm speaking, my boy, of the theatre.
I've been double crossed! Help! Help!
I've got strings but entre nous
I've gotta go to him.
I've had enough of this. I'm taking the next boat out of here.
If the monster doesn't wake up soon, I
If we play our cards right, we'll be on Easy Street,
In the belly of a whale.
In the shop of a wood carver named, uh, Geppetto.
Inside the whale at the, at the bottom of the sea.
Is presenting to you something...
Is too extreme
It could be worse. Be cheerful, like me.
It sure is!
It was a beautiful night.
It was a shame to see a nice cheerful fire like that going to waste.
It would end this way, Figaro.
It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshopp
It'll take a miracle to get us out of here.
It's all free, boys. It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
It's all yours!
It's getting late.
It's great to be a celebrity
It's great to be a celebrity
It's hopeless, Figaro.
It's no use! We're done for!
It's open for destruction, and it's all yours, boys!
It's open for destruction, and it's all yours, boys!
It's the roughest, toughest joint ya ever seen.
Ja, ja, ja If you would woo
Jiminy Cricket!
Jiminy, y you all right?
Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see ya!
Jiminy! Oh,Jiminy!
Jiminy.
Just a little more paint and he's all finished.
Keep them in there, Figaro!
Keep them in there, Figaro!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Lampwick. Hmph, Lampwick!
Lampwick. Hmph!
Late the first day. Oh, well, he can't get in much trouble...
Let go! Put me down! Let me out of here. Let me out!
Let me handle this. Here he comes.
Let me outta here! I gotta get out! You can't keep me!
Let me take your hat. Oh!
Let's go back!
Like a bolt out of the blue
Like this?
Like this?
Like this.
Listen here, son.
Little do you know and yet it's true
Little funny face.
Little man, you've had a busy night.
Little puppet made of pine,
Little wooden feet and best of all
Little wooden seat in case you fall
Little Woodenhead Go play your part
Lively there now. We haven't got all night.
Look at him, Figaro.
Look at yourself. Smoking,
Look out below!
Look out, Pinoke!
Look out!
Look out!Jump!
Look, Giddy, a man of letters.
Look, Giddy, look! It's amazing.
Look! It's Pinocchio!
Look! Now he is mad!
Look. He ain't here.
Looks like the last of them.
Looks pretty hopeless.
Lord high keeper of the knowledge of right and wrong,
Lot of downbeats in there.
Makes no difference who you are
Mama! Mama!
Maybe something awful happened to him.
Maybe.
Me neither, but they say it's a swell joint. No school, no cops.
Might be a real boy.
Mind if I cut in?
Mm hmm. Say "hippopotamus."
Mm mmm.
Mmm. Say, that's pretty swell.
Monstro!
Monte Carlo. "Constantinopolee."
Music, Professor!
Music!
Must be one of the old models.
My boy, you are allergic.
My boy.
My brave little boy.
My little wooden gold mine.
My little Woodenhead
My name's Lampwick. What's yours?
My nose! What's happened?
My poor little Pinocchio.
My travels took me to a quaint little village.
My, my!
My, my.Just as I thought.
Never saw so many!
No request
No request is too extreme
No tricks now.
No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have walked out on you.
No, n no, you, you can't I I'm dreaming in my sleep.
No, no, no, no. N Now listen, son.
No, no, stupid.
No, no! Nothing like that.
No, no. There is no risk.
No, no. Try it again, Pinoke.
No, sir, nothing can stop me now. I'll make good this time.
No, son. Now, listen.
No! No, I'm not.
No! No, wait! Let me out!
No? You do, don't you, Cleo?
Not a bite for days.
Not bad, says I.
Not just a little squeak Pucker up and blow
Nothing else matters.
Nothing else matters.
Nothing ever worries me
Nothing goes out.
Now get below and get them crates ready.
Now go to sleep, my little mermaid.
Now we see who is dreaming.
Now what's up?
Now you're talkin'! Come on, slowpoke, I'll race ya home.
Now, close your eyes and go to sleep.
Now, I have just the name for you.
Now, now, now.Just calm down.
Now, remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy.
Now, uh, coachman,
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, on to the theatre!
Now, who'd have A wooden boy!
Of course, being in a strange place like that,
Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth...
Of little innocent children wending their way to school.
Oh ho, don't worry, Figaro.
Oh ho! How graceful!
Oh, boy! This is the life, huh, Pinoky?
Oh, boy. A party!
Oh, boy. Beat it, you buzzards!
Oh, break it up, will you?
Oh, buck up, son.
Oh, don't hurt him,Jiminy. He's my best friend.
Oh, everybody has to sleep.
Oh, everybody has to sleep.
Oh, Father!
Oh, hello.
Oh, I do hope you're not injured.
Oh, I think it's swell!
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Oh, is that so? Now, don't you worry, son.
Oh, my, my, my, my.
Oh, never mind now.
Oh, no, that's my conscience. He
Oh, no,Jiminy, that's Mr Honest John.
Oh, oh, yes! Pinocchio, my boy!
Oh, Pinocchio!
Oh, Pinocchio! Whoo hoo!
Oh, please help me! I'm awful sorry.
Oh, sure. Going home to your father.
Oh, that is very comical!
Oh, these.
Oh, to learn things and
Oh, to learn things and
Oh, tut tut tut tut, I insist. Your health comes first.
Oh, well, I can always say I knew him when.
Oh, well, it stopped raining anyway.
Oh, well.
Oh, what will we sit on if we
Oh, yeah. Ho ho ho. Almost forgot about you.
Oh, you too!
Oh,Jiminy, where are ya?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, how clumsy of me.
Oh! Oh, look!
Oh! Uh...
Oh... Pinocchio.
Ohh, that will make him mad.
Ohh. Oh, Cleo, I almost forgot.
Okay, Lampy.
Okay, Lampy.
Okay, Slats, your shot.
Okay, that settles it.
Okay, you'll do! In you go!
One night, a long time
One night, a long time ago,
One side there, son.
One side, sister.
Ooh, chilly.
Ooh, my goodness!
Ooh, nice.
Ooh, this makes it perfectly clear!
Oops! Oh ho ho! Up to mischief already.
Open up that door! Open up!
Or my name isn't Honest John.
Or, uh, visa versa.
Pardon me. Wait 'til I, I fix this thing here. There.
Paris. London.
Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.
Pinocch
Pinocchio it is!
Pinocchio,
Pinocchio, my son!
Pinocchio, swim for shore. Swim for shore.
Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio!
Pinocchio! Hey! Come back!
Pinocchio! P I N Eh, uh
Pinocchio! So this is where I find you.
Pinocchio! There's somethin'... phoney about all this.
Pinocchio! What's happened?
Pinocchio?
Pinocchio?
Pinocchio.
Pinocchio. It's me, your old friend Jiminy, remember?
Pinoke, come here.
Playing pool! Ow! You are coming right home with me this minute!
Please, please! I don't wanna be a donkey!
Please, you gotta help me. Oh, be a pal.
Please, Your Honor Uh, uh, I mean, Miss Fairy.
Pleasure Island? But the law, suppose they
Plenty!
Pretty as a picture.
Pretty, huh?
Professor, lots of music!
Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish,
Psst! Pinoke!
Psst! Pinoke! Over here.
Quick, Doctor, that report.
Quick, Doctor, your notebook.
Quick, we'll head him off.
Quiet!
Quiet! Shut a up...
Quit, whoa. Don't crowd. Now take it easy. Take it easy there.
Quite a scholar, I see.
Remember what I said about temptation?
Remember, Gideon, the time I tied strings on you...
Right and wrong? But how will I know?
Right here, boys! Right here!
Right! Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide
Run along, ya little... squirt.
Save yourself, Pinocchio.
Save yourself.
Save... yourself.
Say hello to Figaro.
Say, "How do you do?"
School is not for you.
School, a noble institution.
School. Ah, yes.
See? That makes a big difference.
She brings to those who love
She's my little water baby. Isn't she cute?
She's right, Pinoke. You better come clean.
Shelf after shelf of toys and
Shh, Figaro.
Shh!
Shh!
Shh! Now's our
Sir Jiminy!
Smoke? Oh, yeah, sure.
So what do I do?
So, I hopped over.
Solid comfort.
Solid gold too.
Some fun, huh, kid?
Somebody, help! I've been framed! Help!
Soon as I saw there was no one about, I made myself at home.
Soon as I take on some ballast.
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight;
Starving to death...
Steady there, Nellie. Go ahead, Pinoke, ask them.
Stromboli the Master Showman that's a me
Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town, eh?
Sure! Why not?
Sure. I thought we'd never make it.
Sure. I will push you in the public's eye.
Take him back! He can still talk!
Take the straight and narrow path and if you start to slide
Thank you, milady.
That got 'em.
That I'm mighty proud of you
That settles it!
That shows you how low Honest John will stoop,
That was close. Maybe we'd better go to bed...
That won't be easy.
That's a me too
That's it, you are a nervous wreck!
That's it! Come on, now, let's sing it!
That's it! Stromboli!
That's the only way to be
That's what I said.
Thatta boy.
The disobedient ones what play hookey from school.
The gift of life is thine.
The most fantastic clocks you ever laid your eyes on.
The one and only Pinocchio!
The only sign of life was a lighted window...
The place is like a graveyard.
The Rough House. The Rough House.
The stars were shining like diamonds...
The world at his feet.
Their secret longing
Then everything comes in.
Then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.
Then you haven't heard of the easy road to success.
There are no strings on me
There are no strings on me
There are no strings on me
There isn't a fish left.
There wasn't a soul to be seen.
There, this will be your home,
There's a Russian rendezvous
There's somebody in here.
They are your schoolmates. Girls and boys. Uh, no now, get in
They chopped me into firewood.
They got strings but you can see
They never come back...
They put him in a little sack.
They're the wrong things that seem right at the time.
Thirsty little minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.
This calls for a celebration!
This calls for a celebration.
This is my idea of comfort.
This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out.
Tie it good and tight now. And besides, it's dangerous.
To conclude the performance of this great show,
To make Geppetto's wish come true will be entirely up to you.
To make me fret or make me frown
To me you are belonging.
Tobacco Road. Tobacco Road.
Tuna! Oh, tuna fish!
U O Eh, P I Eh
Uh, but, but wait. He's alive.
Uh, Mr Geppetto!
Uh, oh, uh, Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket.
Uh, pardon me, pearl,
Uh, sakes alive.
Uh, sometimes the, the wrong things may be right at the wrong time.
Uh, uh... your conscience, if you have one.
Um, huh, uh, beg pardon.
Until it's as plain as the nose on your face.
Up we go! Ahh.
Upon a star
Very good.
Very well. But this is the last time I can help you.
Very well. What is your name?
Very, very goo
W Well, I'll be!
W W Wake me up. Wake me up!
Wait, Pinoke! The kids, the boys, they're all donkeys!
Wake.
We are all together again!
We are done for.
We got to get out of here!
We got to work fast!
We made it!
We must diagnose this case at once.
We nearly put one over on that old gypsy that time.
We start tonight!
We will tour the world.
We won't need it. We're getting out!
We'll meet at the crossroads, and no double crossing!
We'll take the raft, and when the whale opens its mouth
We're wasting precious time.
Well,
Well,
Well, guess he won't need me any more.
