A Moosing Grace. A Mascot's Journey to God and Success in Real Estate.
A Moosing Grace. A Mascot's Journey to God and Success in Real Estate. from Mascots (2016)
A non league team in South Croydon.
A non league team in South Croydon. from Mascots (2016)
A place called Mount Rushmore,
A place called Mount Rushmore, from Mascots (2016)
A spiritual community called Highway to Heaven,
A spiritual community called Highway to Heaven, from Mascots (2016)
A thousand seats, from Mascots (2016)
A very messy personal life and a terrible driving record,
A very messy personal life and a terrible driving record, from Mascots (2016)
About some of the prep, that I call it, for the show.
About some of the prep, that I call it, for the show. from Mascots (2016)
Actually, we have one teacher who's not completely blind.
Actually, we have one teacher who's not completely blind. from Mascots (2016)
After all this time. Uh...
After all this time. Uh... from Mascots (2016)
After Connor went to college, I had all this free time, I thought,
After Connor went to college, I had all this free time, I thought, from Mascots (2016)
After his Coco Pops, he said he was gonna go and take that ladder back
After his Coco Pops, he said he was gonna go and take that ladder back from Mascots (2016)
Again, in any situation. from Mascots (2016)
All in favor of the motion, say "aye" and lift your hands up.
All in favor of the motion, say "aye" and lift your hands up. from Mascots (2016)
All of us are going down there because we have a passion for this craft.
All of us are going down there because we have a passion for this craft. from Mascots (2016)
All right, let me stop you right there. Why can't you hear them?
All right, let me stop you right there. Why can't you hear them? from Mascots (2016)
All right, Monty, we need to step on it, buddy.
All right, Monty, we need to step on it, buddy. from Mascots (2016)
All right, well, I'm listening to you now.
All right, well, I'm listening to you now. from Mascots (2016)
All right? Good luck, mate.
All right? Good luck, mate. from Mascots (2016)
All right. from Mascots (2016)
All the way across the front there.
All the way across the front there. from Mascots (2016)
All those years in the shop, I used to say to you,
All those years in the shop, I used to say to you, from Mascots (2016)
All you can eat. from Mascots (2016)
Almost like a T. Rex. from Mascots (2016)
Alvin is Alvin. from Mascots (2016)
Alvin the Armadillo. from Mascots (2016)
And a severe severing of my adductor longus muscle
And a severe severing of my adductor longus muscle from Mascots (2016)
And added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire.
And added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire. from Mascots (2016)
And ask him if he finds the term "squaw" offensive.
And ask him if he finds the term "squaw" offensive. from Mascots (2016)
And believe me, every mascot knows just how important those awards can be,
And believe me, every mascot knows just how important those awards can be, from Mascots (2016)
And believe me, it wasn't cheap.
And believe me, it wasn't cheap. from Mascots (2016)
And cheerleading, and scholarship, and, um...
And cheerleading, and scholarship, and, um... from Mascots (2016)
And determine whether or not they want to have it on television.
And determine whether or not they want to have it on television. from Mascots (2016)
And entertain our citizens, we got a pretty solid future.
And entertain our citizens, we got a pretty solid future. from Mascots (2016)
And for me, the glass is not half empty, and the glass is not half full.
And for me, the glass is not half empty, and the glass is not half full. from Mascots (2016)
And for me, the sound of that sound...
And for me, the sound of that sound... from Mascots (2016)
And frankly, I'm more offended by the word "leaping."
And frankly, I'm more offended by the word "leaping." from Mascots (2016)
And he goes, "Well, not like that. You would be in my act as a straight man."
And he goes, "Well, not like that. You would be in my act as a straight man." from Mascots (2016)
And he said, "No, those are just your eyes."
And he said, "No, those are just your eyes." from Mascots (2016)
And he'll just go, "That's a masterpiece," or something. You know what I mean?
And he'll just go, "That's a masterpiece," or something. You know what I mean? from Mascots (2016)
And her grown son has moved out of the house,
And her grown son has moved out of the house, from Mascots (2016)
And I can move, and they can watch me move,
And I can move, and they can watch me move, from Mascots (2016)
And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming all the way from New York.
And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming all the way from New York. from Mascots (2016)
And I feel so fulfilled, too,
And I feel so fulfilled, too, from Mascots (2016)
And I fell. from Mascots (2016)
And I found out when I was 16 that my mother, who lives in Electric Mills,
And I found out when I was 16 that my mother, who lives in Electric Mills, from Mascots (2016)
And I go home, and I start researching a little bit,
And I go home, and I start researching a little bit, from Mascots (2016)
And I got somethin' percolating in my brain.
And I got somethin' percolating in my brain. from Mascots (2016)
And I have volunteered to perform
And I have volunteered to perform from Mascots (2016)
And I hope she's here to stay. And...
And I hope she's here to stay. And... from Mascots (2016)
And I hope you're proud of yourselves
And I hope you're proud of yourselves from Mascots (2016)
And I hope you've got the receipt,
And I hope you've got the receipt, from Mascots (2016)
And I just... from Mascots (2016)
And I know that you have the... whole physical thing going.
And I know that you have the... whole physical thing going. from Mascots (2016)
And I like how that felt, and he, uh...
And I like how that felt, and he, uh... from Mascots (2016)
And I lived and breathed my mascot life, like, 25/8.
And I lived and breathed my mascot life, like, 25/8. from Mascots (2016)
And I love Dad, and I love his routine,
And I love Dad, and I love his routine, from Mascots (2016)
And I popped a lot of money for those tickets,
And I popped a lot of money for those tickets, from Mascots (2016)
And I see that they're movin' through me and what I do.
And I see that they're movin' through me and what I do. from Mascots (2016)
And I sprained my ankle, and I had to hobble.
And I sprained my ankle, and I had to hobble. from Mascots (2016)
And I think I've had maybe, oh...
And I think I've had maybe, oh... from Mascots (2016)
And I think we can do it. We'll put our heads together.
And I think we can do it. We'll put our heads together. from Mascots (2016)
And I was a cheerleader in high school, so, um...
And I was a cheerleader in high school, so, um... from Mascots (2016)
And I was bouncing in a place called the Cabbage Patch.
And I was bouncing in a place called the Cabbage Patch. from Mascots (2016)
And I was like, "Right on, dude. I'm straight and I party."
And I was like, "Right on, dude. I'm straight and I party." from Mascots (2016)
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm your sister. I love you."
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm your sister. I love you." from Mascots (2016)
And I was wondering if maybe you'd like to be my guest.
And I was wondering if maybe you'd like to be my guest. from Mascots (2016)
And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we sell out this year.
And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we sell out this year. from Mascots (2016)
And I... from Mascots (2016)
And I... [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
And I'd had a bit involving the ladder, but my dad's not too keen.
And I'd had a bit involving the ladder, but my dad's not too keen. from Mascots (2016)
And I'll find a Jaffa Cake and all if I can.
And I'll find a Jaffa Cake and all if I can. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm a judge this year for the Fluffies.
And I'm a judge this year for the Fluffies. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm a junior executive at the Gluten Free Channel.
And I'm a junior executive at the Gluten Free Channel. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm doing a pratfall,
And I'm doing a pratfall, from Mascots (2016)
And I'm not saying crabs walk like that,
And I'm not saying crabs walk like that, from Mascots (2016)
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your syphilis.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your syphilis. from Mascots (2016)
And I've had a lot of personal growth.
And I've had a lot of personal growth. from Mascots (2016)
And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level.
And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level. from Mascots (2016)
And if you throw a little twist in,
And if you throw a little twist in, from Mascots (2016)
And in 1905, the club was formed by the workers at the pudding factory.
And in 1905, the club was formed by the workers at the pudding factory. from Mascots (2016)
And it is now my honor to introduce to you, Gabby Monkhouse.
And it is now my honor to introduce to you, Gabby Monkhouse. from Mascots (2016)
And it is possible that could happen,
And it is possible that could happen, from Mascots (2016)
And it said, "I'm your sister."
And it said, "I'm your sister." from Mascots (2016)
And it wasn't the beauty alone.
And it wasn't the beauty alone. from Mascots (2016)
And it's been unbelievable since.
And it's been unbelievable since. from Mascots (2016)
And it's enabled me to quit my job as a real estate appraiser.
And it's enabled me to quit my job as a real estate appraiser. from Mascots (2016)
And it's fascinating from Mascots (2016)
And it's going well. from Mascots (2016)
And it's not. It's "Jolly."
And it's not. It's "Jolly." from Mascots (2016)
And making my way, you know, into a crevasse. You know, rappelling.
And making my way, you know, into a crevasse. You know, rappelling. from Mascots (2016)
And meet me here. from Mascots (2016)
And Michael Landon stared back at me through the screen as if to say,
And Michael Landon stared back at me through the screen as if to say, from Mascots (2016)
And my father, um... from Mascots (2016)
And my manager was like, "Shut it down." I was like, "What? This is too good."
And my manager was like, "Shut it down." I was like, "What? This is too good." from Mascots (2016)
And next year, fingers crossed, if we're really, really lucky,
And next year, fingers crossed, if we're really, really lucky, from Mascots (2016)
And no winner was unanimous.
And no winner was unanimous. from Mascots (2016)
And not only that, but I mean, he was like,
And not only that, but I mean, he was like, from Mascots (2016)
And now she is divorced, from Mascots (2016)
And now, the World Mascot Association Bronze Fluffy goes to...
And now, the World Mascot Association Bronze Fluffy goes to... from Mascots (2016)
And of course, none of this would be possible
And of course, none of this would be possible from Mascots (2016)
And particularly Jessica here.
And particularly Jessica here. from Mascots (2016)
And people are already lining up
And people are already lining up from Mascots (2016)
And plus, I get out on top.
And plus, I get out on top. from Mascots (2016)
And plus, there's gonna be some plumbers in the audience.
And plus, there's gonna be some plumbers in the audience. from Mascots (2016)
And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot.
And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot. from Mascots (2016)
And Ruby has a little one. Ruby Jr.
And Ruby has a little one. Ruby Jr. from Mascots (2016)
And said, "It ain't working."
And said, "It ain't working." from Mascots (2016)
And Santa just went right down.
And Santa just went right down. from Mascots (2016)
And Sarah and I now run a lovely little vegetarian café in Purley.
And Sarah and I now run a lovely little vegetarian café in Purley. from Mascots (2016)
And say hello and meet and greet somebody maybe you've never met before?
And say hello and meet and greet somebody maybe you've never met before? from Mascots (2016)
And several, several countries.
And several, several countries. from Mascots (2016)
And she says it so much from Mascots (2016)
And she was so good. She was... You were so good.
And she was so good. She was... You were so good. from Mascots (2016)
And she wrote me another note and passed it.
And she wrote me another note and passed it. from Mascots (2016)
And she's living in Orange County, California.
And she's living in Orange County, California. from Mascots (2016)
And so, certainly, congratulations to all the finalists.
And so, certainly, congratulations to all the finalists. from Mascots (2016)
And so, eventually, from Mascots (2016)
And so, I found, as the game progressed, that...
And so, I found, as the game progressed, that... from Mascots (2016)
And some opposing players and team mascots.
And some opposing players and team mascots. from Mascots (2016)
And that began what is really a family dynasty now.
And that began what is really a family dynasty now. from Mascots (2016)
And that means I'm... from Mascots (2016)
And that really... I mean, that used to, literally, never happen.
And that really... I mean, that used to, literally, never happen. from Mascots (2016)
And that was kind of a crazy meeting
And that was kind of a crazy meeting from Mascots (2016)
And that was when the nurse told me that I also had syphilis.
And that was when the nurse told me that I also had syphilis. from Mascots (2016)
And that's when I clock the audience,
And that's when I clock the audience, from Mascots (2016)
And that's when the crowd is starting to laugh
And that's when the crowd is starting to laugh from Mascots (2016)
And the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled,
And the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled, from Mascots (2016)
And the judges and I went through all the applications and the audition tapes,
And the judges and I went through all the applications and the audition tapes, from Mascots (2016)
And the part of the act that people really responded to
And the part of the act that people really responded to from Mascots (2016)
And then he wants to sniff it. He wants to sniff all my bags.
And then he wants to sniff it. He wants to sniff all my bags. from Mascots (2016)
And then it's like, "Come on, let's go. Let's go."
And then it's like, "Come on, let's go. Let's go." from Mascots (2016)
And then my policeman Tourette's kicked in.
And then my policeman Tourette's kicked in. from Mascots (2016)
And then some other states, too.
And then some other states, too. from Mascots (2016)
And then the other piece is that it has kicked open some doors for me.
And then the other piece is that it has kicked open some doors for me. from Mascots (2016)
And then those things generally play well with women.
And then those things generally play well with women. from Mascots (2016)
And then we have anchovy.
And then we have anchovy. from Mascots (2016)
And then, of course, the audience is over here.
And then, of course, the audience is over here. from Mascots (2016)
And then, we have the same birthday.
And then, we have the same birthday. from Mascots (2016)
And then, when I was 16, on my 16th birthday, I got this.
And then, when I was 16, on my 16th birthday, I got this. from Mascots (2016)
And then, you couldn't do the pageants. So, that was...
And then, you couldn't do the pageants. So, that was... from Mascots (2016)
And there's another pedal on top of that.
And there's another pedal on top of that. from Mascots (2016)
And they decided they wanted to have a mascot.
And they decided they wanted to have a mascot. from Mascots (2016)
And they have a ladies fishin' night. We can all go out on a boat.
And they have a ladies fishin' night. We can all go out on a boat. from Mascots (2016)
And they open 'em up. from Mascots (2016)
And they put their hands in my hands
And they put their hands in my hands from Mascots (2016)
And they're gonna say, "Hey, a plumber wouldn't do that."
And they're gonna say, "Hey, a plumber wouldn't do that." from Mascots (2016)
And they're starting to get enthusiastic.
And they're starting to get enthusiastic. from Mascots (2016)
And this exercise that I'm gonna teach you
And this exercise that I'm gonna teach you from Mascots (2016)
And this is, by far, the best turnout we have ever had.
And this is, by far, the best turnout we have ever had. from Mascots (2016)
And those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed.
And those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed. from Mascots (2016)
And those who can't teach, teach gym,
And those who can't teach, teach gym, from Mascots (2016)
And to be appreciated for excellence in my field...
And to be appreciated for excellence in my field... from Mascots (2016)
And to be fair, I am currently serving
And to be fair, I am currently serving from Mascots (2016)
And turning around and acting all coy.
And turning around and acting all coy. from Mascots (2016)
And we don't just work together on the field.
And we don't just work together on the field. from Mascots (2016)
And we even had to hire translators
And we even had to hire translators from Mascots (2016)
And we finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists.
And we finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists. from Mascots (2016)
And we get to spend way more time together.
And we get to spend way more time together. from Mascots (2016)
And we got a sex problem from Mascots (2016)
And we never really lived down the name the Channel That Killed Santa Claus.
And we never really lived down the name the Channel That Killed Santa Claus. from Mascots (2016)
And wear a fez?" from Mascots (2016)
And what do we need to do? We need to change it.
And what do we need to do? We need to change it. from Mascots (2016)
And while I'm at it, if you're a young lady
And while I'm at it, if you're a young lady from Mascots (2016)
And while you're at it, have Philip bring along a ladder."
And while you're at it, have Philip bring along a ladder." from Mascots (2016)
And you can't trust Wikipedia, either.
And you can't trust Wikipedia, either. from Mascots (2016)
And you keep knocking it down.
And you keep knocking it down. from Mascots (2016)
And you know, some of the great groups that I rely on
And you know, some of the great groups that I rely on from Mascots (2016)
And you liked when I bought you the baseball team.
And you liked when I bought you the baseball team. from Mascots (2016)
And you too. from Mascots (2016)
And you were like, "I wish we could have eaten these popsicles beforehand."
And you were like, "I wish we could have eaten these popsicles beforehand." from Mascots (2016)
And you'll see what's going on.
And you'll see what's going on. from Mascots (2016)
And, uh, I think what... from Mascots (2016)
And, uh... [stammering] it grew from there, really.
And, uh... [stammering] it grew from there, really. from Mascots (2016)
And, uh... blow into the magical horn
And, uh... blow into the magical horn from Mascots (2016)
And, um... from Mascots (2016)
And, um... from Mascots (2016)
And, um... it said, "No, you're really my sister.
And, um... it said, "No, you're really my sister. from Mascots (2016)
And, um... you know, couple times a week,
And, um... you know, couple times a week, from Mascots (2016)
And, you know, I I... from Mascots (2016)
Another little person, shorter than you even.
Another little person, shorter than you even. from Mascots (2016)
Anyway, on from there, we went to the Varicose Vein Channel,
Anyway, on from there, we went to the Varicose Vein Channel, from Mascots (2016)
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine.
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine. from Mascots (2016)
Are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise,
Are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise, from Mascots (2016)
Are you centered? from Mascots (2016)
Are you? Do you? I mean...
Are you? Do you? I mean... from Mascots (2016)
As my alternate. from Mascots (2016)
Ask me for five bucks. from Mascots (2016)
At a charity event that she's organizing for a group of disadvantaged children.
At a charity event that she's organizing for a group of disadvantaged children. from Mascots (2016)
Babe. from Mascots (2016)
Based on race, creed, gender or sexual orientation."
Based on race, creed, gender or sexual orientation." from Mascots (2016)
Based on the spiritual teachings
Based on the spiritual teachings from Mascots (2016)
Bathroom's on the left. from Mascots (2016)
Because he actually got into the club dressed as the Fist,
Because he actually got into the club dressed as the Fist, from Mascots (2016)
Because if one of the winners were to sign a major league contract,
Because if one of the winners were to sign a major league contract, from Mascots (2016)
Because she's working on the insides and I'm working on people's outsides.
Because she's working on the insides and I'm working on people's outsides. from Mascots (2016)
Because so many people think mascotting's been around for 200 years.
Because so many people think mascotting's been around for 200 years. from Mascots (2016)
Because that's what people'd be looking at.
Because that's what people'd be looking at. from Mascots (2016)
Because the Gluten Free Channel is sending two executives to watch our show
Because the Gluten Free Channel is sending two executives to watch our show from Mascots (2016)
Because there are some kind of weird languages out there.
Because there are some kind of weird languages out there. from Mascots (2016)
Because, later on that year...
Because, later on that year... from Mascots (2016)
Because, literally, from Mascots (2016)
Before that, I was a PA on the hit show Does That Smell Normal?
Before that, I was a PA on the hit show Does That Smell Normal? from Mascots (2016)
Behind the kettle, Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Benny the Banana Slug [whispering] failed his drug test.
Benny the Banana Slug [whispering] failed his drug test. from Mascots (2016)
Best mascot in the world, ever... that year.
Best mascot in the world, ever... that year. from Mascots (2016)
Between the age of 48 and 68 in Manitoba, Canada,
Between the age of 48 and 68 in Manitoba, Canada, from Mascots (2016)
Big ladder. from Mascots (2016)
Blumquist, AJ. They should have the John Wayne suite ready.
Blumquist, AJ. They should have the John Wayne suite ready. from Mascots (2016)
Boys are looking good. Clemence!
Boys are looking good. Clemence! from Mascots (2016)
Bronze Fluffy, Silver Fluffy and Gold Fluffy.
Bronze Fluffy, Silver Fluffy and Gold Fluffy. from Mascots (2016)
But as I lay there in the hospital bed,
But as I lay there in the hospital bed, from Mascots (2016)
But crabby walk gets you in a frame of mind of...
But crabby walk gets you in a frame of mind of... from Mascots (2016)
But especially on the side of a mountain, where you feel...
But especially on the side of a mountain, where you feel... from Mascots (2016)
But having crampons on a glacier with an ice ax
But having crampons on a glacier with an ice ax from Mascots (2016)
But he's East Indian. He's not Native American.
But he's East Indian. He's not Native American. from Mascots (2016)
But I also think it's from other people, too.
But I also think it's from other people, too. from Mascots (2016)
But I didn't live then, sadly enough.
But I didn't live then, sadly enough. from Mascots (2016)
But I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim,
But I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim, from Mascots (2016)
But I enjoy it. It's fine. It's all a bit of banter.
But I enjoy it. It's fine. It's all a bit of banter. from Mascots (2016)
But I have a lot of fans in Mexico, south of the border,
But I have a lot of fans in Mexico, south of the border, from Mascots (2016)
But I know exactly how it happened, and, uh...
But I know exactly how it happened, and, uh... from Mascots (2016)
But I licked my wounds. I just kept going.
But I licked my wounds. I just kept going. from Mascots (2016)
But I love him! from Mascots (2016)
But I really think now is the moment
But I really think now is the moment from Mascots (2016)
But I really wanna spend my time giving back.
But I really wanna spend my time giving back. from Mascots (2016)
But I'd like another button on there. Something that's a little more satisfying.
But I'd like another button on there. Something that's a little more satisfying. from Mascots (2016)
But if a rabbi can get together with a worm
But if a rabbi can get together with a worm from Mascots (2016)
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber...
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber... from Mascots (2016)
But in one second, you're not here and I'm still here."
But in one second, you're not here and I'm still here." from Mascots (2016)
But instead, he was promised an empire.
But instead, he was promised an empire. from Mascots (2016)
But it felt respectful. from Mascots (2016)
But it meant... "Gay" meant something different...
But it meant... "Gay" meant something different... from Mascots (2016)
But it's all gonna be worth it
But it's all gonna be worth it from Mascots (2016)
But it's easier to prepare vegetables than meat.
But it's easier to prepare vegetables than meat. from Mascots (2016)
But it's just not... from Mascots (2016)
But since you are representing something that might be considered offensive,
But since you are representing something that might be considered offensive, from Mascots (2016)
But studying dance was really, uh...
But studying dance was really, uh... from Mascots (2016)
But that's not the point.
But that's not the point. from Mascots (2016)
But the popcorn is really, really going on strong,
But the popcorn is really, really going on strong, from Mascots (2016)
But the teachers can see.
But the teachers can see. from Mascots (2016)
But then we discovered from Mascots (2016)
But then, the scritching thing you said, what is that?
But then, the scritching thing you said, what is that? from Mascots (2016)
But we're not on a team anymore?
But we're not on a team anymore? from Mascots (2016)
But when I woke up in the emergency room, I thought to myself,
But when I woke up in the emergency room, I thought to myself, from Mascots (2016)
But with support groups, I've made a lot of progress.
But with support groups, I've made a lot of progress. from Mascots (2016)
But yeah, she wound up marrying Steve Nunan, captain of the soccer team,
But yeah, she wound up marrying Steve Nunan, captain of the soccer team, from Mascots (2016)
But you can. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, fuck it. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, they ate it up, so to speak.
But you know, they ate it up, so to speak. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, you can go too far and then...
But you know, you can go too far and then... from Mascots (2016)
But, uh... you always gotta keep your wits about you, don't ya?
But, uh... you always gotta keep your wits about you, don't ya? from Mascots (2016)
But, you know, and that's the kind of chemistry that we have now.
But, you know, and that's the kind of chemistry that we have now. from Mascots (2016)
But, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars.
But, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars. from Mascots (2016)
But... you, you're a better Sid than I could have ever been.
But... you, you're a better Sid than I could have ever been. from Mascots (2016)
By this time next year. from Mascots (2016)
Call the morgue. from Mascots (2016)
Called Do the Backs of My Legs Look Like Waffles?
Called Do the Backs of My Legs Look Like Waffles? from Mascots (2016)
Campbell Tile and Carpet. You say it, we lay it.
Campbell Tile and Carpet. You say it, we lay it. from Mascots (2016)
Can I give you some advice, Hedgehog?
Can I give you some advice, Hedgehog? from Mascots (2016)
Can I help who's next? from Mascots (2016)
Can you feel the excitement in the air?
Can you feel the excitement in the air? from Mascots (2016)
Caught my eye because they pulled these incredible numbers out
Caught my eye because they pulled these incredible numbers out from Mascots (2016)
Coins? from Mascots (2016)
Colorado... from Mascots (2016)
Come on now. We talked about this.
Come on now. We talked about this. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations to Sid the Hedgehog and all of our contestants!
Congratulations to Sid the Hedgehog and all of our contestants! from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Heshe. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Jack. Well deserved.
Congratulations, Jack. Well deserved. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations.
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations.
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations. from Mascots (2016)
Couple of beats after the solo, I missed a couple of steps, you know...
Couple of beats after the solo, I missed a couple of steps, you know... from Mascots (2016)
Courage. You're drinking for courage.
Courage. You're drinking for courage. from Mascots (2016)
Dad... Dad was Sid before me, and his dad was Sid before him.
Dad... Dad was Sid before me, and his dad was Sid before him. from Mascots (2016)
Dehydration, heat exhaustion, the hours in the head, what was it for?
Dehydration, heat exhaustion, the hours in the head, what was it for? from Mascots (2016)
Did he yip or did he yiff?
Did he yip or did he yiff? from Mascots (2016)
Do it. from Mascots (2016)
Do what you wanna do, then take it back and get your money back.
Do what you wanna do, then take it back and get your money back. from Mascots (2016)
Do you prescribe antidepressants?
Do you prescribe antidepressants? from Mascots (2016)
Do you remember Mr. Drum's technology class,
Do you remember Mr. Drum's technology class, from Mascots (2016)
Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty.
Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty. from Mascots (2016)
Dogs are funny, aren't they?
Dogs are funny, aren't they? from Mascots (2016)
Don't know. I'm not in that business.
Don't know. I'm not in that business. from Mascots (2016)
Each one of us had to serve as a tiebreaker.
Each one of us had to serve as a tiebreaker. from Mascots (2016)
Even if they don't know who you are.
Even if they don't know who you are. from Mascots (2016)
Excuse me. Purley. from Mascots (2016)
Failure is not an option.
Failure is not an option. from Mascots (2016)
Favorite? Well, they're all about as good as each other, I think.
Favorite? Well, they're all about as good as each other, I think. from Mascots (2016)
First, FYI, I found out it's free sausage night tonight at the waffle place.
First, FYI, I found out it's free sausage night tonight at the waffle place. from Mascots (2016)
Five years ago at a mascot competition.
Five years ago at a mascot competition. from Mascots (2016)
For a... from Mascots (2016)
For about a little over two years.
For about a little over two years. from Mascots (2016)
For me to finish with the big ladder routine.
For me to finish with the big ladder routine. from Mascots (2016)
For me, it is that sound. The sound of that crowd.
For me, it is that sound. The sound of that crowd. from Mascots (2016)
For some physical incidents that took place between myself
For some physical incidents that took place between myself from Mascots (2016)
For the entire length of an extra inning baseball game
For the entire length of an extra inning baseball game from Mascots (2016)
For the paper machine. from Mascots (2016)
For the two people that don't know, Danny the Donkey, my mascot, alter ego,
For the two people that don't know, Danny the Donkey, my mascot, alter ego, from Mascots (2016)
For the World Mascot Association Championships.
For the World Mascot Association Championships. from Mascots (2016)
For which I was the mascot.
For which I was the mascot. from Mascots (2016)
FRC was next, the Fence and Railing Channel.
FRC was next, the Fence and Railing Channel. from Mascots (2016)
From Amelia Earhart College for Women in Mississippi,
From Amelia Earhart College for Women in Mississippi, from Mascots (2016)
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California,
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California, from Mascots (2016)
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California.
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California. from Mascots (2016)
From the Chanderaihi Cricket Club in India,
From the Chanderaihi Cricket Club in India, from Mascots (2016)
From the South Fork Herons in Kansas,
From the South Fork Herons in Kansas, from Mascots (2016)
From the Tussolon Tigers in Israel.
From the Tussolon Tigers in Israel. from Mascots (2016)
From the Willingham Rovers in London, England,
From the Willingham Rovers in London, England, from Mascots (2016)
From the World Mascot Association goes to...
From the World Mascot Association goes to... from Mascots (2016)
Fun story. Initially, we were going to be,
Fun story. Initially, we were going to be, from Mascots (2016)
George Washington... from Mascots (2016)
Georgia, Florida... from Mascots (2016)
Get back here. from Mascots (2016)
Get back here. Stop that rabbit!
Get back here. Stop that rabbit! from Mascots (2016)
Get it? [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
Give yourselves a round of applause.
Give yourselves a round of applause. from Mascots (2016)
Go get 'em, Tiny. from Mascots (2016)
God bless, sweetheart. from Mascots (2016)
Going to college on a cheerleading scholarship.
Going to college on a cheerleading scholarship. from Mascots (2016)
Golly the Gay, Golly Gosh Gay, Gay Man Golly.
Golly the Gay, Golly Gosh Gay, Gay Man Golly. from Mascots (2016)
Great. God bless each and every one of you.
Great. God bless each and every one of you. from Mascots (2016)
Had an affair with her daddy, who runs a filling station.
Had an affair with her daddy, who runs a filling station. from Mascots (2016)
Hanging from a cliff, you know, from a technical climb,
Hanging from a cliff, you know, from a technical climb, from Mascots (2016)
Have a seat. Let me give you a hand here, buddy.
Have a seat. Let me give you a hand here, buddy. from Mascots (2016)
Have fun. from Mascots (2016)
Have you drank any alcohol today?
Have you drank any alcohol today? from Mascots (2016)
He ain't in the building. We've already been here!
He ain't in the building. We've already been here! from Mascots (2016)
He came to me and he said, "I need a straight man for my act,"
He came to me and he said, "I need a straight man for my act," from Mascots (2016)
He continues to show me a good time. He tells me whatever I do is cool.
He continues to show me a good time. He tells me whatever I do is cool. from Mascots (2016)
He did it! from Mascots (2016)
He explained it to me and I figured it out,
He explained it to me and I figured it out, from Mascots (2016)
He is your son. from Mascots (2016)
He put the team in my name, and that meant a lot, too.
He put the team in my name, and that meant a lot, too. from Mascots (2016)
He said, "Skip," and I said, "No, my name's Buddy."
He said, "Skip," and I said, "No, my name's Buddy." from Mascots (2016)
He was gone, from Mascots (2016)
He was great, wasn't he? [laughs]
He was great, wasn't he? [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night.
He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night. from Mascots (2016)
He was not... from Mascots (2016)
He was Randy the Elephant. He was a great, great man.
He was Randy the Elephant. He was a great, great man. from Mascots (2016)
He went looking for that empire.
He went looking for that empire. from Mascots (2016)
He wouldn't have had to do it at all if you hadn't told him to do it.
He wouldn't have had to do it at all if you hadn't told him to do it. from Mascots (2016)
He'll get out, so... from Mascots (2016)
He's always loved it more than I did.
He's always loved it more than I did. from Mascots (2016)
He's just... If you listen...
He's just... If you listen... from Mascots (2016)
He's legally blind. from Mascots (2016)
He's missin' a little button at the end of his act,
He's missin' a little button at the end of his act, from Mascots (2016)
He's missin' somethin'. from Mascots (2016)
He's never late for anything. It doesn't make sense.
He's never late for anything. It doesn't make sense. from Mascots (2016)
He's showing me the ropes.
He's showing me the ropes. from Mascots (2016)
Hedgehog. from Mascots (2016)
Hello, there. I'm Upton French.
Hello, there. I'm Upton French. from Mascots (2016)
Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr.
Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr. from Mascots (2016)
Hello! from Mascots (2016)
Hello. This is Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
Help. Help! [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
Her inner soul, heart, mind, all the nerves, that whole world.
Her inner soul, heart, mind, all the nerves, that whole world. from Mascots (2016)
Here we go. Other side. from Mascots (2016)
Heshe and the Worm. from Mascots (2016)
Heshe the Rabbi and Willy the Worm, Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team, Israel.
Heshe the Rabbi and Willy the Worm, Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team, Israel. from Mascots (2016)
Hey, partner. What's the problem?
Hey, partner. What's the problem? from Mascots (2016)
Hey, Phil. How are you feeling? Nervous?
Hey, Phil. How are you feeling? Nervous? from Mascots (2016)
Hey, you okay? from Mascots (2016)
Hey. from Mascots (2016)
Hi, there. from Mascots (2016)
Hiding under coffee tables and behind sofas.
Hiding under coffee tables and behind sofas. from Mascots (2016)
Highway to Heaven. Wow, yeah.
Highway to Heaven. Wow, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Holy cow. from Mascots (2016)
How do you drive a car? Does some... Do you sit on someone's lap or what?
How do you drive a car? Does some... Do you sit on someone's lap or what? from Mascots (2016)
Huh? from Mascots (2016)
Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition.
Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition. from Mascots (2016)
I always thought he was ****stani.
I always thought he was ****stani. from Mascots (2016)
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards.
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards. from Mascots (2016)
I bet it's a real tiny, little car, is it?
I bet it's a real tiny, little car, is it? from Mascots (2016)
I brought my nail art here, to the seniors.
I brought my nail art here, to the seniors. from Mascots (2016)
I call this the crabby walk, okay?
I call this the crabby walk, okay? from Mascots (2016)
I can climb it. It's fine.
I can climb it. It's fine. from Mascots (2016)
I can move any way I want, and, um... I love it.
I can move any way I want, and, um... I love it. from Mascots (2016)
I can see some of you out there sizing up the competition,
I can see some of you out there sizing up the competition, from Mascots (2016)
I can use my dance, and I can help heal people, really.
I can use my dance, and I can help heal people, really. from Mascots (2016)
I can't go up there and do something you've been doing your whole life.
I can't go up there and do something you've been doing your whole life. from Mascots (2016)
I can't take my eyes off of you. You're a funny little guy.
I can't take my eyes off of you. You're a funny little guy. from Mascots (2016)
I can't tell you how excited I am to be here.
I can't tell you how excited I am to be here. from Mascots (2016)
I can't wait to see you do it.
I can't wait to see you do it. from Mascots (2016)
I definitely wanna do this jousting thing.
I definitely wanna do this jousting thing. from Mascots (2016)
I didn't know that. Would you excuse me just for a second?
I didn't know that. Would you excuse me just for a second? from Mascots (2016)
I didn't watch the whole thing, but you did a great job.
I didn't watch the whole thing, but you did a great job. from Mascots (2016)
I do. from Mascots (2016)
I don't hate your eyes. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you can smell it,
I don't know if you can smell it, from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you know who Jack the Plumber is.
I don't know if you know who Jack the Plumber is. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you've heard of it, where they have a facade
I don't know if you've heard of it, where they have a facade from Mascots (2016)
I don't know it like you do. You are Alvin.
I don't know it like you do. You are Alvin. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know what I'd do without her.
I don't know what I'd do without her. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know, but I found him licking his lips and saying,
I don't know, but I found him licking his lips and saying, from Mascots (2016)
I don't know! from Mascots (2016)
I don't remember that. from Mascots (2016)
I don't think it's overstating anything
I don't think it's overstating anything from Mascots (2016)
I don't think so. I think I'm in the John Wayne suite.
I don't think so. I think I'm in the John Wayne suite. from Mascots (2016)
I feel like I wanna give you another hug.
I feel like I wanna give you another hug. from Mascots (2016)
I find it so peaceful, and I just...
I find it so peaceful, and I just... from Mascots (2016)
I give it a beat or two. from Mascots (2016)
I got a really great job from Mascots (2016)
I got you this time. You get back here right now.
I got you this time. You get back here right now. from Mascots (2016)
I gotta go. from Mascots (2016)
I guess. from Mascots (2016)
I had to find some electrical tape, but we're all good.
I had to find some electrical tape, but we're all good. from Mascots (2016)
I had to wash it away with a little moist towelette,
I had to wash it away with a little moist towelette, from Mascots (2016)
I have a pretty standard car.
I have a pretty standard car. from Mascots (2016)
I have Ruby and Jamaica. from Mascots (2016)
I haven't left him, and I think it's because...
I haven't left him, and I think it's because... from Mascots (2016)
I hope you rot in hell. from Mascots (2016)
I just called him Eddy. from Mascots (2016)
I just cut out the middleman and went straight to the fist...
I just cut out the middleman and went straight to the fist... from Mascots (2016)
I just feel horrible. from Mascots (2016)
I just wanna stick a hairbrush down there and get it out.
I just wanna stick a hairbrush down there and get it out. from Mascots (2016)
I kind of would love to try sushi.
I kind of would love to try sushi. from Mascots (2016)
I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot.
I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot. from Mascots (2016)
I know you. from Mascots (2016)
I know. I know. I'm not disqualified.
I know. I know. I'm not disqualified. from Mascots (2016)
I like 'em, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
I like a guy that just thinks everything I do is great.
I like a guy that just thinks everything I do is great. from Mascots (2016)
I like to put my lips on it.
I like to put my lips on it. from Mascots (2016)
I looked up at the television, and Highway to Heaven was on...
I looked up at the television, and Highway to Heaven was on... from Mascots (2016)
I lost it in a skateboarding accident.
I lost it in a skateboarding accident. from Mascots (2016)
I love all kinds of dancing. I can hip hop. I can pop.
I love all kinds of dancing. I can hip hop. I can pop. from Mascots (2016)
I love him like a son. from Mascots (2016)
I love old people, so... I always have.
I love old people, so... I always have. from Mascots (2016)
I love rappelling because I love holding rope.
I love rappelling because I love holding rope. from Mascots (2016)
I love talking to them, and I love being just quiet with them.
I love talking to them, and I love being just quiet with them. from Mascots (2016)
I love that you came. from Mascots (2016)
I love you. You're an old pillock, but I love you.
I love you. You're an old pillock, but I love you. from Mascots (2016)
I love, um... I love putting on the mask,
I love, um... I love putting on the mask, from Mascots (2016)
I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time.
I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time. from Mascots (2016)
I made a reservation. I got a confirmation number right here.
I made a reservation. I got a confirmation number right here. from Mascots (2016)
I make a third of the money, but I'm 50% happier, so...
I make a third of the money, but I'm 50% happier, so... from Mascots (2016)
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume?
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume? from Mascots (2016)
I mean, I remember, I was like, "Oh, my God."
I mean, I remember, I was like, "Oh, my God." from Mascots (2016)
I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know?
I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know? from Mascots (2016)
I mean, it was just a fiasco. Emotionally, professionally, personally.
I mean, it was just a fiasco. Emotionally, professionally, personally. from Mascots (2016)
I mean, you can go back to like 1500 BC.
I mean, you can go back to like 1500 BC. from Mascots (2016)
I missed you, too. Mmm. from Mascots (2016)
I need to see your driver's license and proof of registration.
I need to see your driver's license and proof of registration. from Mascots (2016)
I need you. from Mascots (2016)
I once held the splits from Mascots (2016)
I pretty much grew up at Peacedale Park.
I pretty much grew up at Peacedale Park. from Mascots (2016)
I put you down... from Mascots (2016)
I really think it can be much better.
I really think it can be much better. from Mascots (2016)
I remember the mascot. I didn't know that was you.
I remember the mascot. I didn't know that was you. from Mascots (2016)
I see my role in the controversy that was involved in that.
I see my role in the controversy that was involved in that. from Mascots (2016)
I show up with my bottles of paint, and my nail files and my brushes and...
I show up with my bottles of paint, and my nail files and my brushes and... from Mascots (2016)
I sold the butcher's... from Mascots (2016)
I spread it out. from Mascots (2016)
I started as Kenny the Kangaroo for a local high school football team.
I started as Kenny the Kangaroo for a local high school football team. from Mascots (2016)
I stay away from medical terms like micropenis.
I stay away from medical terms like micropenis. from Mascots (2016)
I studied music and dance therapy here at the college,
I studied music and dance therapy here at the college, from Mascots (2016)
I think "squaw" is sweet.
I think "squaw" is sweet. from Mascots (2016)
I think a lot of people say,
I think a lot of people say, from Mascots (2016)
I think I saw you. from Mascots (2016)
I think Mascotting is... To me, it's all about giving back, you know.
I think Mascotting is... To me, it's all about giving back, you know. from Mascots (2016)
I thought I was meant to get out and come and...
I thought I was meant to get out and come and... from Mascots (2016)
I thought the guy was going for my wallet, so I turned around real quick.
I thought the guy was going for my wallet, so I turned around real quick. from Mascots (2016)
I thought the pencil was pretty great.
I thought the pencil was pretty great. from Mascots (2016)
I thought we were practicing this... This part.
I thought we were practicing this... This part. from Mascots (2016)
I thought your son's name was Connor.
I thought your son's name was Connor. from Mascots (2016)
I understand that. from Mascots (2016)
I used to stand at the Flange Road end behind the goal,
I used to stand at the Flange Road end behind the goal, from Mascots (2016)
I want him out of the building. I want him on the street.
I want him out of the building. I want him on the street. from Mascots (2016)
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right?
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right? from Mascots (2016)
I was a better Sid than my dad ever was,
I was a better Sid than my dad ever was, from Mascots (2016)
I was born... I was born like this.
I was born... I was born like this. from Mascots (2016)
I was in the other room, and one of them kind of bumped into me.
I was in the other room, and one of them kind of bumped into me. from Mascots (2016)
I was kind of browsing around escort services,
I was kind of browsing around escort services, from Mascots (2016)
I was online one day. from Mascots (2016)
I was probably this high, you know... [exhales]
I was probably this high, you know... [exhales] from Mascots (2016)
I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention.
I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention. from Mascots (2016)
I will then surrender the mic to the lady.
I will then surrender the mic to the lady. from Mascots (2016)
I will. from Mascots (2016)
I wonder if that's a real rabbi.
I wonder if that's a real rabbi. from Mascots (2016)
I would second that. from Mascots (2016)
I wrote a tale... [chuckles] documenting that journey.
I wrote a tale... [chuckles] documenting that journey. from Mascots (2016)
I'd like to make a motion that we reject the claim against this young lady.
I'd like to make a motion that we reject the claim against this young lady. from Mascots (2016)
I'll be the tall one looking at you.
I'll be the tall one looking at you. from Mascots (2016)
I'll be watching from the wings.
I'll be watching from the wings. from Mascots (2016)
I'll go down into the tunnel, where we all live
I'll go down into the tunnel, where we all live from Mascots (2016)
I'll tell you what, from Mascots (2016)
I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban from the Calgary Cavaliers
I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban from the Calgary Cavaliers from Mascots (2016)
I'm Alvin the Armadillo, or Armadilla, depending on where you're from.
I'm Alvin the Armadillo, or Armadilla, depending on where you're from. from Mascots (2016)
I'm always telling him how good he is!
I'm always telling him how good he is! from Mascots (2016)
I'm an armadillo. We're not the Leaping Squaws anymore.
I'm an armadillo. We're not the Leaping Squaws anymore. from Mascots (2016)
I'm an aromatic engineer.
I'm an aromatic engineer. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Choctaw. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Cindi Babineaux. from Mascots (2016)
I'm crazy about you. from Mascots (2016)
I'm doing the best I can with...
I'm doing the best I can with... from Mascots (2016)
I'm drinking for courage. I'm in it to win it.
I'm drinking for courage. I'm in it to win it. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Gabby Monkhouse. I'm in the John Wayne suite.
I'm Gabby Monkhouse. I'm in the John Wayne suite. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna be around like minded people.
I'm gonna be around like minded people. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna do the ladder routine that I've been working on.
I'm gonna do the ladder routine that I've been working on. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna drop my stuff, my gear, there.
I'm gonna drop my stuff, my gear, there. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna enter from over here. Got my bag of... bag of tricks.
I'm gonna enter from over here. Got my bag of... bag of tricks. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna say, "Pal, you're gonna get this."
I'm gonna say, "Pal, you're gonna get this." from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna take you with me when I climb Mount Everest.
I'm gonna take you with me when I climb Mount Everest. from Mascots (2016)
I'm good at hearing things in voices, and you had a thing with the scritching.
I'm good at hearing things in voices, and you had a thing with the scritching. from Mascots (2016)
I'm in the business of "it needs to be higher," though.
I'm in the business of "it needs to be higher," though. from Mascots (2016)
I'm just not offended by the word "squaw." It means a little Indian girl.
I'm just not offended by the word "squaw." It means a little Indian girl. from Mascots (2016)
I'm not gonna be able... from Mascots (2016)
I'm not mental. I love meat.
I'm not mental. I love meat. from Mascots (2016)
I'm originally from Ireland.
I'm originally from Ireland. from Mascots (2016)
I'm phallically challenged...
I'm phallically challenged... from Mascots (2016)
I'm so sorry. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry you can't do it. I really am.
I'm sorry you can't do it. I really am. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry, babe. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry, but rule 22C from Mascots (2016)
I'm the program manager of the Gluten Free Channel,
I'm the program manager of the Gluten Free Channel, from Mascots (2016)
I'm Tommy. from Mascots (2016)
I'm too sick. from Mascots (2016)
I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm not drinking.
I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm not drinking. from Mascots (2016)
I'm worried that my act is gonna get kind of lost on them.
I'm worried that my act is gonna get kind of lost on them. from Mascots (2016)
I've been better. from Mascots (2016)
I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off,
I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off, from Mascots (2016)
I've been working on this routine for months, Dad, and it's good.
I've been working on this routine for months, Dad, and it's good. from Mascots (2016)
I've come up with what I like to call the scented cup.
I've come up with what I like to call the scented cup. from Mascots (2016)
I've got bruschetta. from Mascots (2016)
I've got loads of it in the motor home if you want.
I've got loads of it in the motor home if you want. from Mascots (2016)
I've never been out and about like this before.
I've never been out and about like this before. from Mascots (2016)
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term.
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term. from Mascots (2016)
I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes.
I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes. from Mascots (2016)
I've told you time and time again about the ladder routine,
I've told you time and time again about the ladder routine, from Mascots (2016)
I've weighed 161 pounds since 11th grade.
I've weighed 161 pounds since 11th grade. from Mascots (2016)
If he ain't here, we're gonna have to call the police.
If he ain't here, we're gonna have to call the police. from Mascots (2016)
If he yiffs... If that happens, well, then you got a problem.
If he yiffs... If that happens, well, then you got a problem. from Mascots (2016)
If I lived then, I'd be on the right, be something different, be fun, go nuts.
If I lived then, I'd be on the right, be something different, be fun, go nuts. from Mascots (2016)
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct?
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct? from Mascots (2016)
If you got people yipping and yiffing and skipping and all that stuff.
If you got people yipping and yiffing and skipping and all that stuff. from Mascots (2016)
In any of your social media, "Hashtag, in your ear,"
In any of your social media, "Hashtag, in your ear," from Mascots (2016)
In fact, could you all just take a moment
In fact, could you all just take a moment from Mascots (2016)
In my pretend life, I am a real estate appraiser.
In my pretend life, I am a real estate appraiser. from Mascots (2016)
In spite of excruciating pain...
In spite of excruciating pain... from Mascots (2016)
In the field. from Mascots (2016)
Is nature personified, okay?
Is nature personified, okay? from Mascots (2016)
Is not in service at this time.
Is not in service at this time. from Mascots (2016)
Is that a fact? Well, all I want is one.
Is that a fact? Well, all I want is one. from Mascots (2016)
Is that a margarita machine?
Is that a margarita machine? from Mascots (2016)
Is that how you got to this size?
Is that how you got to this size? from Mascots (2016)
Is that we are no longer Mascotting.
Is that we are no longer Mascotting. from Mascots (2016)
Isn't this something? from Mascots (2016)
It all comes down to the next few minutes.
It all comes down to the next few minutes. from Mascots (2016)
It costs a fortune to phone foreign, don't it?
It costs a fortune to phone foreign, don't it? from Mascots (2016)
It could be my last time, you know? This could be my last hurrah.
It could be my last time, you know? This could be my last hurrah. from Mascots (2016)
It had bugs in it. from Mascots (2016)
It has come to our attention
It has come to our attention from Mascots (2016)
It is truly a dream come true for me.
It is truly a dream come true for me. from Mascots (2016)
It is. David's my fiancé.
It is. David's my fiancé. from Mascots (2016)
It is. It's an outfit. from Mascots (2016)
It looks, from your breathing, like you might not be centered.
It looks, from your breathing, like you might not be centered. from Mascots (2016)
It might just be hers. from Mascots (2016)
It seemed different. The...
It seemed different. The... from Mascots (2016)
It took away a lot of purpose from me.
It took away a lot of purpose from me. from Mascots (2016)
It took me seven and a half years to graduate, but I did.
It took me seven and a half years to graduate, but I did. from Mascots (2016)
It was around that time that I got into sports mascotry.
It was around that time that I got into sports mascotry. from Mascots (2016)
It was for today. from Mascots (2016)
It was immense. from Mascots (2016)
It was one of them football notes.
It was one of them football notes. from Mascots (2016)
It was one of those small commuter planes, and I kind of... [mimics retching]
It was one of those small commuter planes, and I kind of... [mimics retching] from Mascots (2016)
It was so sweet, and it just...
It was so sweet, and it just... from Mascots (2016)
It was this sweet, sweet...
It was this sweet, sweet... from Mascots (2016)
It wiped me out of pep rallies and homecoming
It wiped me out of pep rallies and homecoming from Mascots (2016)
It would've been in my hometown. It would've been in Medicine Hat, Alberta.
It would've been in my hometown. It would've been in Medicine Hat, Alberta. from Mascots (2016)
It's a bit of a legacy. It's not what I dreamed of doing.
It's a bit of a legacy. It's not what I dreamed of doing. from Mascots (2016)
It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it.
It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it. from Mascots (2016)
It's a form of roleplay. It's huge.
It's a form of roleplay. It's huge. from Mascots (2016)
It's a pedal extender. And that's it.
It's a pedal extender. And that's it. from Mascots (2016)
It's a squirrel. from Mascots (2016)
It's always full. from Mascots (2016)
It's amazing I made it through school at all.
It's amazing I made it through school at all. from Mascots (2016)
It's been an emotional day 'cause we lost someone today.
It's been an emotional day 'cause we lost someone today. from Mascots (2016)
It's been exciting, you know, just to be celebrated...
It's been exciting, you know, just to be celebrated... from Mascots (2016)
It's Daddy. from Mascots (2016)
It's for a new bit. from Mascots (2016)
It's hard to do that wrong.
It's hard to do that wrong. from Mascots (2016)
It's hard to thank people when they hurt your face.
It's hard to thank people when they hurt your face. from Mascots (2016)
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah.
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It's like a friend in my mouth.
It's like a friend in my mouth. from Mascots (2016)
It's like I can be... from Mascots (2016)
It's like nature saying, with a big hand, slapping you across the face and saying,
It's like nature saying, with a big hand, slapping you across the face and saying, from Mascots (2016)
It's like, you know, walking around with a porta potty.
It's like, you know, walking around with a porta potty. from Mascots (2016)
It's okay. from Mascots (2016)
It's okay. You can help me just by sittin' down. That's fine.
It's okay. You can help me just by sittin' down. That's fine. from Mascots (2016)
It's one of the few instances of sadism in the animal world.
It's one of the few instances of sadism in the animal world. from Mascots (2016)
It's the same as the c word, or the n word or something.
It's the same as the c word, or the n word or something. from Mascots (2016)
It's what we always do at church. Isn't that fun?
It's what we always do at church. Isn't that fun? from Mascots (2016)
It's what we've all been waiting for.
It's what we've all been waiting for. from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber enters, and he's kind of big and looking around,
Jack the Plumber enters, and he's kind of big and looking around, from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber, Beaumont College, Modesto, California.
Jack the Plumber, Beaumont College, Modesto, California. from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber. from Mascots (2016)
Just a nipper when I first went to the ground.
Just a nipper when I first went to the ground. from Mascots (2016)
Just being inside of him.
Just being inside of him. from Mascots (2016)
Just don't make me carry it. Please.
Just don't make me carry it. Please. from Mascots (2016)
Just someone who likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics.
Just someone who likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics. from Mascots (2016)
Just stay off of it for a couple of days...
Just stay off of it for a couple of days... from Mascots (2016)
Kirby, what's up, bro? from Mascots (2016)
Knock, knock, knock. Hello.
Knock, knock, knock. Hello. from Mascots (2016)
Laci passed me a note in class.
Laci passed me a note in class. from Mascots (2016)
Laci, with an "I." from Mascots (2016)
Laci... from Mascots (2016)
Lead the way, my honor. from Mascots (2016)
Let's go and see him! Let's go and see him!
Let's go and see him! Let's go and see him! from Mascots (2016)
Like you, yes. from Mascots (2016)
Listen to me. from Mascots (2016)
Looking at 'em and thinking, "That's my arch enemy."
Looking at 'em and thinking, "That's my arch enemy." from Mascots (2016)
Looking good, boys. Looking good!
Looking good, boys. Looking good! from Mascots (2016)
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry.
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry. from Mascots (2016)
Mascots? from Mascots (2016)
Maybe 200 feet? from Mascots (2016)
Might be the first little guy to be up there.
Might be the first little guy to be up there. from Mascots (2016)
Might have been "yiff." And I said he was going for the wallet.
Might have been "yiff." And I said he was going for the wallet. from Mascots (2016)
Mike has IBS, so it's tough.
Mike has IBS, so it's tough. from Mascots (2016)
Miss Babineaux, a formal complaint has been lodged against you.
Miss Babineaux, a formal complaint has been lodged against you. from Mascots (2016)
Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mmm... I don't know about that.
Mmm... I don't know about that. from Mascots (2016)
More just where your eyes end up
More just where your eyes end up from Mascots (2016)
More like he was going for loose change, if you know what I'm saying. All right?
More like he was going for loose change, if you know what I'm saying. All right? from Mascots (2016)
Mr. Lumpkin. from Mascots (2016)
My classmates loved that one.
My classmates loved that one. from Mascots (2016)
My favorite kind of dance is modern.
My favorite kind of dance is modern. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Phil Mayhew. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Ron. I'm the Worm.
My name is Ron. I'm the Worm. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist.
My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist. from Mascots (2016)
My parents founded a... from Mascots (2016)
My shell. from Mascots (2016)
My swan song. from Mascots (2016)
My wife says that I look like I have cataracts.
My wife says that I look like I have cataracts. from Mascots (2016)
My wife's... I'm not. from Mascots (2016)
Never comes out in the day... Maria.
Never comes out in the day... Maria. from Mascots (2016)
Never listened to my own advice, did I?
Never listened to my own advice, did I? from Mascots (2016)
Never. Me too. from Mascots (2016)
New York? from Mascots (2016)
No plus one. from Mascots (2016)
No, Dad, there wasn't just a ladder there. I bought that ladder.
No, Dad, there wasn't just a ladder there. I bought that ladder. from Mascots (2016)
No, I announce the gold category.
No, I announce the gold category. from Mascots (2016)
No, I can do that. from Mascots (2016)
No, I just... from Mascots (2016)
No, I was distracted. from Mascots (2016)
No, sir, you're actually in the Slim Pickens suite.
No, sir, you're actually in the Slim Pickens suite. from Mascots (2016)
No, they made me this size when I was born.
No, they made me this size when I was born. from Mascots (2016)
No, we're at the Burbank office.
No, we're at the Burbank office. from Mascots (2016)
No, you gotta do it. from Mascots (2016)
No, you're not a brilliant listener.
No, you're not a brilliant listener. from Mascots (2016)
No? Really? from Mascots (2016)
No. God, no. He was insistent.
No. God, no. He was insistent. from Mascots (2016)
No. I couldn't resist. from Mascots (2016)
Not my words. The words of Michael Landon.
Not my words. The words of Michael Landon. from Mascots (2016)
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching.
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching. from Mascots (2016)
Now, because there's a ladder here...
Now, because there's a ladder here... from Mascots (2016)
Now, go get 'em. from Mascots (2016)
Now, I didn't even know that you could still get syphilis,
Now, I didn't even know that you could still get syphilis, from Mascots (2016)
Nursing my shattered ribs and my pulsating groin,
Nursing my shattered ribs and my pulsating groin, from Mascots (2016)
Of four of our Founding Fathers on this mountain.
Of four of our Founding Fathers on this mountain. from Mascots (2016)
Of Michael Landon in the 1980s' TV program.
Of Michael Landon in the 1980s' TV program. from Mascots (2016)
Of this very difficult show.
Of this very difficult show. from Mascots (2016)
Official mascot for the Beaumont College football team.
Official mascot for the Beaumont College football team. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, all right. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, are you kidding me? It's my pleasure.
Oh, are you kidding me? It's my pleasure. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, baby. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, boy, what's her name? [chuckles nervously]
Oh, boy, what's her name? [chuckles nervously] from Mascots (2016)
Oh, God. I've been calling him Kent.
Oh, God. I've been calling him Kent. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw.
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, gosh! [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Oh, hello. You're too young to be drinking that.
Oh, hello. You're too young to be drinking that. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared.
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared.
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I see. I thought maybe they shrunk you down or somethin'.
Oh, I see. I thought maybe they shrunk you down or somethin'. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I've missed you. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, it's like a special treat for them, yeah.
Oh, it's like a special treat for them, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, man. It was good times.
Oh, man. It was good times. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. Honey, did I ever tell ya?
Oh, my God. Honey, did I ever tell ya? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my. Well, it doesn't matter to him.
Oh, my. Well, it doesn't matter to him. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, no way. That is gonna be good. This is Cindi.
Oh, no way. That is gonna be good. This is Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, no, these kids, they just wanna have a good time.
Oh, no, these kids, they just wanna have a good time. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, now, I'm not a good listener?
Oh, now, I'm not a good listener? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, so, you're a legitimate little person?
Oh, so, you're a legitimate little person? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, sorry. That was my fault.
Oh, sorry. That was my fault. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, sweetie. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, thanks, Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, that's beautiful. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, that's okay. Why don't I give you a tour?
Oh, that's okay. Why don't I give you a tour? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, the greedy little bugger. Do you have any coins?
Oh, the greedy little bugger. Do you have any coins? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, the kids are so excited.
Oh, the kids are so excited. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick.
Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you know what? He probably did a nickname thing, "Dibs." D I B S.
Oh, you know what? He probably did a nickname thing, "Dibs." D I B S. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you still throwing up?
Oh, you still throwing up? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you wanna try my gum?
Oh, you wanna try my gum? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you're the Worm! from Mascots (2016)
Oh! from Mascots (2016)
Oh! [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Oh! He's a little baby. He's a little baby.
Oh! He's a little baby. He's a little baby. from Mascots (2016)
Oh. from Mascots (2016)
Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky...
Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky... from Mascots (2016)
Okay, Alvin, do my sister good.
Okay, Alvin, do my sister good. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, but you can tell me with your mouth and not your hands.
Okay, but you can tell me with your mouth and not your hands. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means "hello."
Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means "hello." from Mascots (2016)
Okay, I'll drive the first shift. Sure.
Okay, I'll drive the first shift. Sure. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, right. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, so you want me to recruit a little person for you?
Okay, so you want me to recruit a little person for you? from Mascots (2016)
Okay, we actually have you for the Slim Pickens suite.
Okay, we actually have you for the Slim Pickens suite. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, well, I hope you have two eyes on the show tonight. [chuckles]
Okay, well, I hope you have two eyes on the show tonight. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Okay, well, that was too...
Okay, well, that was too... from Mascots (2016)
Okay, yeah, but I always get chosen for a TSA pat down,
Okay, yeah, but I always get chosen for a TSA pat down, from Mascots (2016)
Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Crabby walk. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Right, okay. All right.
Okay. Right, okay. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Once his knees started going, he was insistent that I took over.
Once his knees started going, he was insistent that I took over. from Mascots (2016)
Only... Well, 37% of them apparently enjoy sex very much,
Only... Well, 37% of them apparently enjoy sex very much, from Mascots (2016)
Ooh. from Mascots (2016)
Or biscuits or like... from Mascots (2016)
Or I'm, like, pretending to grab the ref's butt
Or I'm, like, pretending to grab the ref's butt from Mascots (2016)
Or... or having crampons on, which I like to do anyway.
Or... or having crampons on, which I like to do anyway. from Mascots (2016)
Oregon, Texas, New Mexico,
Oregon, Texas, New Mexico, from Mascots (2016)
Otherwise, you know, people think you're talking about something else.
Otherwise, you know, people think you're talking about something else. from Mascots (2016)
Our chemicals are the same.
Our chemicals are the same. from Mascots (2016)
Our first contestants, from Mascots (2016)
Our tradition is great. from Mascots (2016)
Owen Golly Sr. Sr., got chosen to be Sid the Hedgehog,
Owen Golly Sr. Sr., got chosen to be Sid the Hedgehog, from Mascots (2016)
Part of what's helped, and probably the biggest change,
Part of what's helped, and probably the biggest change, from Mascots (2016)
People aren't supposed to eat live fish.
People aren't supposed to eat live fish. from Mascots (2016)
People from the northwest are going crazy for this, this anchovy.
People from the northwest are going crazy for this, this anchovy. from Mascots (2016)
Playing Jack the Plumber at trade shows for a company that makes high end rivets,
Playing Jack the Plumber at trade shows for a company that makes high end rivets, from Mascots (2016)
Please welcome back our celebrity judges.
Please welcome back our celebrity judges. from Mascots (2016)
Please welcome our celebrity judges.
Please welcome our celebrity judges. from Mascots (2016)
Pointy and Grindy. from Mascots (2016)
Porta potties, I've been in. Many of them.
Porta potties, I've been in. Many of them. from Mascots (2016)
Pull over immediately. from Mascots (2016)
Pulled in some very big numbers on a special I ran
Pulled in some very big numbers on a special I ran from Mascots (2016)
Punt. from Mascots (2016)
Really, everybody involved in that production
Really, everybody involved in that production from Mascots (2016)
Religious commune, I suppose you'd call it.
Religious commune, I suppose you'd call it. from Mascots (2016)
Remember, in this country, you could be anything you want to be.
Remember, in this country, you could be anything you want to be. from Mascots (2016)
Right. from Mascots (2016)
Right. It kind of just wiped me out.
Right. It kind of just wiped me out. from Mascots (2016)
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up.
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up. from Mascots (2016)
Robin Wexler, the hottest girl at Higbee High School.
Robin Wexler, the hottest girl at Higbee High School. from Mascots (2016)
Robin, I don't know if you're busy tomorrow,
Robin, I don't know if you're busy tomorrow, from Mascots (2016)