A Moosing Grace. A Mascot's Journey to God and Success in Real Estate.
A Moosing Grace. A Mascot's Journey to God and Success in Real Estate. from Mascots (2016)
A non league team in South Croydon.
A non league team in South Croydon. from Mascots (2016)
A place called Mount Rushmore,
A place called Mount Rushmore, from Mascots (2016)
A spiritual community called Highway to Heaven,
A spiritual community called Highway to Heaven, from Mascots (2016)
A thousand seats, from Mascots (2016)
A very messy personal life and a terrible driving record,
A very messy personal life and a terrible driving record, from Mascots (2016)
About some of the prep, that I call it, for the show.
About some of the prep, that I call it, for the show. from Mascots (2016)
Actually, we have one teacher who's not completely blind.
Actually, we have one teacher who's not completely blind. from Mascots (2016)
After all this time. Uh...
After all this time. Uh... from Mascots (2016)
After Connor went to college, I had all this free time, I thought,
After Connor went to college, I had all this free time, I thought, from Mascots (2016)
After his Coco Pops, he said he was gonna go and take that ladder back
After his Coco Pops, he said he was gonna go and take that ladder back from Mascots (2016)
Again, in any situation. from Mascots (2016)
All in favor of the motion, say "aye" and lift your hands up.
All in favor of the motion, say "aye" and lift your hands up. from Mascots (2016)
All of us are going down there because we have a passion for this craft.
All of us are going down there because we have a passion for this craft. from Mascots (2016)
All right, let me stop you right there. Why can't you hear them?
All right, let me stop you right there. Why can't you hear them? from Mascots (2016)
All right, Monty, we need to step on it, buddy.
All right, Monty, we need to step on it, buddy. from Mascots (2016)
All right, well, I'm listening to you now.
All right, well, I'm listening to you now. from Mascots (2016)
All right? Good luck, mate.
All right? Good luck, mate. from Mascots (2016)
All right. from Mascots (2016)
All the way across the front there.
All the way across the front there. from Mascots (2016)
All those years in the shop, I used to say to you,
All those years in the shop, I used to say to you, from Mascots (2016)
All you can eat. from Mascots (2016)
Almost like a T. Rex. from Mascots (2016)
Alvin is Alvin. from Mascots (2016)
Alvin the Armadillo. from Mascots (2016)
And a severe severing of my adductor longus muscle
And a severe severing of my adductor longus muscle from Mascots (2016)
And added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire.
And added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire. from Mascots (2016)
And ask him if he finds the term "squaw" offensive.
And ask him if he finds the term "squaw" offensive. from Mascots (2016)
And believe me, every mascot knows just how important those awards can be,
And believe me, every mascot knows just how important those awards can be, from Mascots (2016)
And believe me, it wasn't cheap.
And believe me, it wasn't cheap. from Mascots (2016)
And cheerleading, and scholarship, and, um...
And cheerleading, and scholarship, and, um... from Mascots (2016)
And determine whether or not they want to have it on television.
And determine whether or not they want to have it on television. from Mascots (2016)
And entertain our citizens, we got a pretty solid future.
And entertain our citizens, we got a pretty solid future. from Mascots (2016)
And for me, the glass is not half empty, and the glass is not half full.
And for me, the glass is not half empty, and the glass is not half full. from Mascots (2016)
And for me, the sound of that sound...
And for me, the sound of that sound... from Mascots (2016)
And frankly, I'm more offended by the word "leaping."
And frankly, I'm more offended by the word "leaping." from Mascots (2016)
And he goes, "Well, not like that. You would be in my act as a straight man."
And he goes, "Well, not like that. You would be in my act as a straight man." from Mascots (2016)
And he said, "No, those are just your eyes."
And he said, "No, those are just your eyes." from Mascots (2016)
And he'll just go, "That's a masterpiece," or something. You know what I mean?
And he'll just go, "That's a masterpiece," or something. You know what I mean? from Mascots (2016)
And her grown son has moved out of the house,
And her grown son has moved out of the house, from Mascots (2016)
And I can move, and they can watch me move,
And I can move, and they can watch me move, from Mascots (2016)
And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming all the way from New York.
And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you coming all the way from New York. from Mascots (2016)
And I feel so fulfilled, too,
And I feel so fulfilled, too, from Mascots (2016)
And I fell. from Mascots (2016)
And I found out when I was 16 that my mother, who lives in Electric Mills,
And I found out when I was 16 that my mother, who lives in Electric Mills, from Mascots (2016)
And I go home, and I start researching a little bit,
And I go home, and I start researching a little bit, from Mascots (2016)
And I got somethin' percolating in my brain.
And I got somethin' percolating in my brain. from Mascots (2016)
And I have volunteered to perform
And I have volunteered to perform from Mascots (2016)
And I hope she's here to stay. And...
And I hope she's here to stay. And... from Mascots (2016)
And I hope you're proud of yourselves
And I hope you're proud of yourselves from Mascots (2016)
And I hope you've got the receipt,
And I hope you've got the receipt, from Mascots (2016)
And I just... from Mascots (2016)
And I know that you have the... whole physical thing going.
And I know that you have the... whole physical thing going. from Mascots (2016)
And I like how that felt, and he, uh...
And I like how that felt, and he, uh... from Mascots (2016)
And I lived and breathed my mascot life, like, 25/8.
And I lived and breathed my mascot life, like, 25/8. from Mascots (2016)
And I love Dad, and I love his routine,
And I love Dad, and I love his routine, from Mascots (2016)
And I popped a lot of money for those tickets,
And I popped a lot of money for those tickets, from Mascots (2016)
And I see that they're movin' through me and what I do.
And I see that they're movin' through me and what I do. from Mascots (2016)
And I sprained my ankle, and I had to hobble.
And I sprained my ankle, and I had to hobble. from Mascots (2016)
And I think I've had maybe, oh...
And I think I've had maybe, oh... from Mascots (2016)
And I think we can do it. We'll put our heads together.
And I think we can do it. We'll put our heads together. from Mascots (2016)
And I was a cheerleader in high school, so, um...
And I was a cheerleader in high school, so, um... from Mascots (2016)
And I was bouncing in a place called the Cabbage Patch.
And I was bouncing in a place called the Cabbage Patch. from Mascots (2016)
And I was like, "Right on, dude. I'm straight and I party."
And I was like, "Right on, dude. I'm straight and I party." from Mascots (2016)
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm your sister. I love you."
And I was like, "Yeah, I'm your sister. I love you." from Mascots (2016)
And I was wondering if maybe you'd like to be my guest.
And I was wondering if maybe you'd like to be my guest. from Mascots (2016)
And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we sell out this year.
And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we sell out this year. from Mascots (2016)
And I... from Mascots (2016)
And I... [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
And I'd had a bit involving the ladder, but my dad's not too keen.
And I'd had a bit involving the ladder, but my dad's not too keen. from Mascots (2016)
And I'll find a Jaffa Cake and all if I can.
And I'll find a Jaffa Cake and all if I can. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm a judge this year for the Fluffies.
And I'm a judge this year for the Fluffies. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm a junior executive at the Gluten Free Channel.
And I'm a junior executive at the Gluten Free Channel. from Mascots (2016)
And I'm doing a pratfall,
And I'm doing a pratfall, from Mascots (2016)
And I'm not saying crabs walk like that,
And I'm not saying crabs walk like that, from Mascots (2016)
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your syphilis.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your syphilis. from Mascots (2016)
And I've had a lot of personal growth.
And I've had a lot of personal growth. from Mascots (2016)
And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level.
And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level. from Mascots (2016)
And if you throw a little twist in,
And if you throw a little twist in, from Mascots (2016)
And in 1905, the club was formed by the workers at the pudding factory.
And in 1905, the club was formed by the workers at the pudding factory. from Mascots (2016)
And it is now my honor to introduce to you, Gabby Monkhouse.
And it is now my honor to introduce to you, Gabby Monkhouse. from Mascots (2016)
And it is possible that could happen,
And it is possible that could happen, from Mascots (2016)
And it said, "I'm your sister."
And it said, "I'm your sister." from Mascots (2016)
And it wasn't the beauty alone.
And it wasn't the beauty alone. from Mascots (2016)
And it's been unbelievable since.
And it's been unbelievable since. from Mascots (2016)
And it's enabled me to quit my job as a real estate appraiser.
And it's enabled me to quit my job as a real estate appraiser. from Mascots (2016)
And it's fascinating from Mascots (2016)
And it's going well. from Mascots (2016)
And it's not. It's "Jolly."
And it's not. It's "Jolly." from Mascots (2016)
And making my way, you know, into a crevasse. You know, rappelling.
And making my way, you know, into a crevasse. You know, rappelling. from Mascots (2016)
And meet me here. from Mascots (2016)
And Michael Landon stared back at me through the screen as if to say,
And Michael Landon stared back at me through the screen as if to say, from Mascots (2016)
And my father, um... from Mascots (2016)
And my manager was like, "Shut it down." I was like, "What? This is too good."
And my manager was like, "Shut it down." I was like, "What? This is too good." from Mascots (2016)
And next year, fingers crossed, if we're really, really lucky,
And next year, fingers crossed, if we're really, really lucky, from Mascots (2016)
And no winner was unanimous.
And no winner was unanimous. from Mascots (2016)
And not only that, but I mean, he was like,
And not only that, but I mean, he was like, from Mascots (2016)
And now she is divorced, from Mascots (2016)
And now, the World Mascot Association Bronze Fluffy goes to...
And now, the World Mascot Association Bronze Fluffy goes to... from Mascots (2016)
And of course, none of this would be possible
And of course, none of this would be possible from Mascots (2016)
And particularly Jessica here.
And particularly Jessica here. from Mascots (2016)
And people are already lining up
And people are already lining up from Mascots (2016)
And plus, I get out on top.
And plus, I get out on top. from Mascots (2016)
And plus, there's gonna be some plumbers in the audience.
And plus, there's gonna be some plumbers in the audience. from Mascots (2016)
And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot.
And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot. from Mascots (2016)
And Ruby has a little one. Ruby Jr.
And Ruby has a little one. Ruby Jr. from Mascots (2016)
And said, "It ain't working."
And said, "It ain't working." from Mascots (2016)
And Santa just went right down.
And Santa just went right down. from Mascots (2016)
And Sarah and I now run a lovely little vegetarian café in Purley.
And Sarah and I now run a lovely little vegetarian café in Purley. from Mascots (2016)
And say hello and meet and greet somebody maybe you've never met before?
And say hello and meet and greet somebody maybe you've never met before? from Mascots (2016)
And several, several countries.
And several, several countries. from Mascots (2016)
And she says it so much from Mascots (2016)
And she was so good. She was... You were so good.
And she was so good. She was... You were so good. from Mascots (2016)
And she wrote me another note and passed it.
And she wrote me another note and passed it. from Mascots (2016)
And she's living in Orange County, California.
And she's living in Orange County, California. from Mascots (2016)
And so, certainly, congratulations to all the finalists.
And so, certainly, congratulations to all the finalists. from Mascots (2016)
And so, eventually, from Mascots (2016)
And so, I found, as the game progressed, that...
And so, I found, as the game progressed, that... from Mascots (2016)
And some opposing players and team mascots.
And some opposing players and team mascots. from Mascots (2016)
And that began what is really a family dynasty now.
And that began what is really a family dynasty now. from Mascots (2016)
And that means I'm... from Mascots (2016)
And that really... I mean, that used to, literally, never happen.
And that really... I mean, that used to, literally, never happen. from Mascots (2016)
And that was kind of a crazy meeting
And that was kind of a crazy meeting from Mascots (2016)
And that was when the nurse told me that I also had syphilis.
And that was when the nurse told me that I also had syphilis. from Mascots (2016)
And that's when I clock the audience,
And that's when I clock the audience, from Mascots (2016)
And that's when the crowd is starting to laugh
And that's when the crowd is starting to laugh from Mascots (2016)
And the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled,
And the boat carrying Santa Claus turtled, from Mascots (2016)
And the judges and I went through all the applications and the audition tapes,
And the judges and I went through all the applications and the audition tapes, from Mascots (2016)
And the part of the act that people really responded to
And the part of the act that people really responded to from Mascots (2016)
And then he wants to sniff it. He wants to sniff all my bags.
And then he wants to sniff it. He wants to sniff all my bags. from Mascots (2016)
And then it's like, "Come on, let's go. Let's go."
And then it's like, "Come on, let's go. Let's go." from Mascots (2016)
And then my policeman Tourette's kicked in.
And then my policeman Tourette's kicked in. from Mascots (2016)
And then some other states, too.
And then some other states, too. from Mascots (2016)
And then the other piece is that it has kicked open some doors for me.
And then the other piece is that it has kicked open some doors for me. from Mascots (2016)
And then those things generally play well with women.
And then those things generally play well with women. from Mascots (2016)
And then we have anchovy.
And then we have anchovy. from Mascots (2016)
And then, of course, the audience is over here.
And then, of course, the audience is over here. from Mascots (2016)
And then, we have the same birthday.
And then, we have the same birthday. from Mascots (2016)
And then, when I was 16, on my 16th birthday, I got this.
And then, when I was 16, on my 16th birthday, I got this. from Mascots (2016)
And then, you couldn't do the pageants. So, that was...
And then, you couldn't do the pageants. So, that was... from Mascots (2016)
And there's another pedal on top of that.
And there's another pedal on top of that. from Mascots (2016)
And they decided they wanted to have a mascot.
And they decided they wanted to have a mascot. from Mascots (2016)
And they have a ladies fishin' night. We can all go out on a boat.
And they have a ladies fishin' night. We can all go out on a boat. from Mascots (2016)
And they open 'em up. from Mascots (2016)
And they put their hands in my hands
And they put their hands in my hands from Mascots (2016)
And they're gonna say, "Hey, a plumber wouldn't do that."
And they're gonna say, "Hey, a plumber wouldn't do that." from Mascots (2016)
And they're starting to get enthusiastic.
And they're starting to get enthusiastic. from Mascots (2016)
And this exercise that I'm gonna teach you
And this exercise that I'm gonna teach you from Mascots (2016)
And this is, by far, the best turnout we have ever had.
And this is, by far, the best turnout we have ever had. from Mascots (2016)
And those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed.
And those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed. from Mascots (2016)
And those who can't teach, teach gym,
And those who can't teach, teach gym, from Mascots (2016)
And to be appreciated for excellence in my field...
And to be appreciated for excellence in my field... from Mascots (2016)
And to be fair, I am currently serving
And to be fair, I am currently serving from Mascots (2016)
And turning around and acting all coy.
And turning around and acting all coy. from Mascots (2016)
And we don't just work together on the field.
And we don't just work together on the field. from Mascots (2016)
And we even had to hire translators
And we even had to hire translators from Mascots (2016)
And we finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists.
And we finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists. from Mascots (2016)
And we get to spend way more time together.
And we get to spend way more time together. from Mascots (2016)
And we got a sex problem from Mascots (2016)
And we never really lived down the name the Channel That Killed Santa Claus.
And we never really lived down the name the Channel That Killed Santa Claus. from Mascots (2016)
And wear a fez?" from Mascots (2016)
And what do we need to do? We need to change it.
And what do we need to do? We need to change it. from Mascots (2016)
And while I'm at it, if you're a young lady
And while I'm at it, if you're a young lady from Mascots (2016)
And while you're at it, have Philip bring along a ladder."
And while you're at it, have Philip bring along a ladder." from Mascots (2016)
And you can't trust Wikipedia, either.
And you can't trust Wikipedia, either. from Mascots (2016)
And you keep knocking it down.
And you keep knocking it down. from Mascots (2016)
And you know, some of the great groups that I rely on
And you know, some of the great groups that I rely on from Mascots (2016)
And you liked when I bought you the baseball team.
And you liked when I bought you the baseball team. from Mascots (2016)
And you too. from Mascots (2016)
And you were like, "I wish we could have eaten these popsicles beforehand."
And you were like, "I wish we could have eaten these popsicles beforehand." from Mascots (2016)
And you'll see what's going on.
And you'll see what's going on. from Mascots (2016)
And, uh, I think what... from Mascots (2016)
And, uh... [stammering] it grew from there, really.
And, uh... [stammering] it grew from there, really. from Mascots (2016)
And, uh... blow into the magical horn
And, uh... blow into the magical horn from Mascots (2016)
And, um... from Mascots (2016)
And, um... from Mascots (2016)
And, um... it said, "No, you're really my sister.
And, um... it said, "No, you're really my sister. from Mascots (2016)
And, um... you know, couple times a week,
And, um... you know, couple times a week, from Mascots (2016)
And, you know, I I... from Mascots (2016)
Another little person, shorter than you even.
Another little person, shorter than you even. from Mascots (2016)
Anyway, on from there, we went to the Varicose Vein Channel,
Anyway, on from there, we went to the Varicose Vein Channel, from Mascots (2016)
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine.
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine. from Mascots (2016)
Are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise,
Are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise, from Mascots (2016)
Are you centered? from Mascots (2016)
Are you? Do you? I mean...
Are you? Do you? I mean... from Mascots (2016)
As my alternate. from Mascots (2016)
Ask me for five bucks. from Mascots (2016)
At a charity event that she's organizing for a group of disadvantaged children.
At a charity event that she's organizing for a group of disadvantaged children. from Mascots (2016)
Babe. from Mascots (2016)
Based on race, creed, gender or sexual orientation."
Based on race, creed, gender or sexual orientation." from Mascots (2016)
Based on the spiritual teachings
Based on the spiritual teachings from Mascots (2016)
Bathroom's on the left. from Mascots (2016)
Because he actually got into the club dressed as the Fist,
Because he actually got into the club dressed as the Fist, from Mascots (2016)
Because if one of the winners were to sign a major league contract,
Because if one of the winners were to sign a major league contract, from Mascots (2016)
Because she's working on the insides and I'm working on people's outsides.
Because she's working on the insides and I'm working on people's outsides. from Mascots (2016)
Because so many people think mascotting's been around for 200 years.
Because so many people think mascotting's been around for 200 years. from Mascots (2016)
Because that's what people'd be looking at.
Because that's what people'd be looking at. from Mascots (2016)
Because the Gluten Free Channel is sending two executives to watch our show
Because the Gluten Free Channel is sending two executives to watch our show from Mascots (2016)
Because there are some kind of weird languages out there.
Because there are some kind of weird languages out there. from Mascots (2016)
Because, later on that year...
Because, later on that year... from Mascots (2016)
Because, literally, from Mascots (2016)
Before that, I was a PA on the hit show Does That Smell Normal?
Before that, I was a PA on the hit show Does That Smell Normal? from Mascots (2016)
Behind the kettle, Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Benny the Banana Slug [whispering] failed his drug test.
Benny the Banana Slug [whispering] failed his drug test. from Mascots (2016)
Best mascot in the world, ever... that year.
Best mascot in the world, ever... that year. from Mascots (2016)
Between the age of 48 and 68 in Manitoba, Canada,
Between the age of 48 and 68 in Manitoba, Canada, from Mascots (2016)
Big ladder. from Mascots (2016)
Blumquist, AJ. They should have the John Wayne suite ready.
Blumquist, AJ. They should have the John Wayne suite ready. from Mascots (2016)
Boys are looking good. Clemence!
Boys are looking good. Clemence! from Mascots (2016)
Bronze Fluffy, Silver Fluffy and Gold Fluffy.
Bronze Fluffy, Silver Fluffy and Gold Fluffy. from Mascots (2016)
But as I lay there in the hospital bed,
But as I lay there in the hospital bed, from Mascots (2016)
But crabby walk gets you in a frame of mind of...
But crabby walk gets you in a frame of mind of... from Mascots (2016)
But especially on the side of a mountain, where you feel...
But especially on the side of a mountain, where you feel... from Mascots (2016)
But having crampons on a glacier with an ice ax
But having crampons on a glacier with an ice ax from Mascots (2016)
But he's East Indian. He's not Native American.
But he's East Indian. He's not Native American. from Mascots (2016)
But I also think it's from other people, too.
But I also think it's from other people, too. from Mascots (2016)
But I didn't live then, sadly enough.
But I didn't live then, sadly enough. from Mascots (2016)
But I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim,
But I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim, from Mascots (2016)
But I enjoy it. It's fine. It's all a bit of banter.
But I enjoy it. It's fine. It's all a bit of banter. from Mascots (2016)
But I have a lot of fans in Mexico, south of the border,
But I have a lot of fans in Mexico, south of the border, from Mascots (2016)
But I know exactly how it happened, and, uh...
But I know exactly how it happened, and, uh... from Mascots (2016)
But I licked my wounds. I just kept going.
But I licked my wounds. I just kept going. from Mascots (2016)
But I love him! from Mascots (2016)
But I really think now is the moment
But I really think now is the moment from Mascots (2016)
But I really wanna spend my time giving back.
But I really wanna spend my time giving back. from Mascots (2016)
But I'd like another button on there. Something that's a little more satisfying.
But I'd like another button on there. Something that's a little more satisfying. from Mascots (2016)
But if a rabbi can get together with a worm
But if a rabbi can get together with a worm from Mascots (2016)
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber...
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber... from Mascots (2016)
But in one second, you're not here and I'm still here."
But in one second, you're not here and I'm still here." from Mascots (2016)
But instead, he was promised an empire.
But instead, he was promised an empire. from Mascots (2016)
But it felt respectful. from Mascots (2016)
But it meant... "Gay" meant something different...
But it meant... "Gay" meant something different... from Mascots (2016)
But it's all gonna be worth it
But it's all gonna be worth it from Mascots (2016)
But it's easier to prepare vegetables than meat.
But it's easier to prepare vegetables than meat. from Mascots (2016)
But it's just not... from Mascots (2016)
But since you are representing something that might be considered offensive,
But since you are representing something that might be considered offensive, from Mascots (2016)
But studying dance was really, uh...
But studying dance was really, uh... from Mascots (2016)
But that's not the point.
But that's not the point. from Mascots (2016)
But the popcorn is really, really going on strong,
But the popcorn is really, really going on strong, from Mascots (2016)
But the teachers can see.
But the teachers can see. from Mascots (2016)
But then we discovered from Mascots (2016)
But then, the scritching thing you said, what is that?
But then, the scritching thing you said, what is that? from Mascots (2016)
But we're not on a team anymore?
But we're not on a team anymore? from Mascots (2016)
But when I woke up in the emergency room, I thought to myself,
But when I woke up in the emergency room, I thought to myself, from Mascots (2016)
But with support groups, I've made a lot of progress.
But with support groups, I've made a lot of progress. from Mascots (2016)
But yeah, she wound up marrying Steve Nunan, captain of the soccer team,
But yeah, she wound up marrying Steve Nunan, captain of the soccer team, from Mascots (2016)
But you can. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, fuck it. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, they ate it up, so to speak.
But you know, they ate it up, so to speak. from Mascots (2016)
But you know, you can go too far and then...
But you know, you can go too far and then... from Mascots (2016)
But, uh... you always gotta keep your wits about you, don't ya?
But, uh... you always gotta keep your wits about you, don't ya? from Mascots (2016)
But, you know, and that's the kind of chemistry that we have now.
But, you know, and that's the kind of chemistry that we have now. from Mascots (2016)
But, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars.
But, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars. from Mascots (2016)
But... you, you're a better Sid than I could have ever been.
But... you, you're a better Sid than I could have ever been. from Mascots (2016)
By this time next year. from Mascots (2016)
Call the morgue. from Mascots (2016)
Called Do the Backs of My Legs Look Like Waffles?
Called Do the Backs of My Legs Look Like Waffles? from Mascots (2016)
Campbell Tile and Carpet. You say it, we lay it.
Campbell Tile and Carpet. You say it, we lay it. from Mascots (2016)
Can I give you some advice, Hedgehog?
Can I give you some advice, Hedgehog? from Mascots (2016)
Can I help who's next? from Mascots (2016)
Can you feel the excitement in the air?
Can you feel the excitement in the air? from Mascots (2016)
Caught my eye because they pulled these incredible numbers out
Caught my eye because they pulled these incredible numbers out from Mascots (2016)
Coins? from Mascots (2016)
Colorado... from Mascots (2016)
Come on now. We talked about this.
Come on now. We talked about this. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations to Sid the Hedgehog and all of our contestants!
Congratulations to Sid the Hedgehog and all of our contestants! from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Heshe. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Jack. Well deserved.
Congratulations, Jack. Well deserved. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations.
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations. from Mascots (2016)
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations.
Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations. from Mascots (2016)
Couple of beats after the solo, I missed a couple of steps, you know...
Couple of beats after the solo, I missed a couple of steps, you know... from Mascots (2016)
Courage. You're drinking for courage.
Courage. You're drinking for courage. from Mascots (2016)
Dad... Dad was Sid before me, and his dad was Sid before him.
Dad... Dad was Sid before me, and his dad was Sid before him. from Mascots (2016)
Dehydration, heat exhaustion, the hours in the head, what was it for?
Dehydration, heat exhaustion, the hours in the head, what was it for? from Mascots (2016)
Did he yip or did he yiff?
Did he yip or did he yiff? from Mascots (2016)
Do it. from Mascots (2016)
Do what you wanna do, then take it back and get your money back.
Do what you wanna do, then take it back and get your money back. from Mascots (2016)
Do you prescribe antidepressants?
Do you prescribe antidepressants? from Mascots (2016)
Do you remember Mr. Drum's technology class,
Do you remember Mr. Drum's technology class, from Mascots (2016)
Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty.
Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty. from Mascots (2016)
Dogs are funny, aren't they?
Dogs are funny, aren't they? from Mascots (2016)
Don't know. I'm not in that business.
Don't know. I'm not in that business. from Mascots (2016)
Each one of us had to serve as a tiebreaker.
Each one of us had to serve as a tiebreaker. from Mascots (2016)
Even if they don't know who you are.
Even if they don't know who you are. from Mascots (2016)
Excuse me. Purley. from Mascots (2016)
Failure is not an option.
Failure is not an option. from Mascots (2016)
Favorite? Well, they're all about as good as each other, I think.
Favorite? Well, they're all about as good as each other, I think. from Mascots (2016)
First, FYI, I found out it's free sausage night tonight at the waffle place.
First, FYI, I found out it's free sausage night tonight at the waffle place. from Mascots (2016)
Five years ago at a mascot competition.
Five years ago at a mascot competition. from Mascots (2016)
For a... from Mascots (2016)
For about a little over two years.
For about a little over two years. from Mascots (2016)
For me to finish with the big ladder routine.
For me to finish with the big ladder routine. from Mascots (2016)
For me, it is that sound. The sound of that crowd.
For me, it is that sound. The sound of that crowd. from Mascots (2016)
For some physical incidents that took place between myself
For some physical incidents that took place between myself from Mascots (2016)
For the entire length of an extra inning baseball game
For the entire length of an extra inning baseball game from Mascots (2016)
For the paper machine. from Mascots (2016)
For the two people that don't know, Danny the Donkey, my mascot, alter ego,
For the two people that don't know, Danny the Donkey, my mascot, alter ego, from Mascots (2016)
For the World Mascot Association Championships.
For the World Mascot Association Championships. from Mascots (2016)
For which I was the mascot.
For which I was the mascot. from Mascots (2016)
FRC was next, the Fence and Railing Channel.
FRC was next, the Fence and Railing Channel. from Mascots (2016)
From Amelia Earhart College for Women in Mississippi,
From Amelia Earhart College for Women in Mississippi, from Mascots (2016)
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California,
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California, from Mascots (2016)
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California.
From Beaumont College in Modesto, California. from Mascots (2016)
From the Chanderaihi Cricket Club in India,
From the Chanderaihi Cricket Club in India, from Mascots (2016)
From the South Fork Herons in Kansas,
From the South Fork Herons in Kansas, from Mascots (2016)
From the Tussolon Tigers in Israel.
From the Tussolon Tigers in Israel. from Mascots (2016)
From the Willingham Rovers in London, England,
From the Willingham Rovers in London, England, from Mascots (2016)
From the World Mascot Association goes to...
From the World Mascot Association goes to... from Mascots (2016)
Fun story. Initially, we were going to be,
Fun story. Initially, we were going to be, from Mascots (2016)
George Washington... from Mascots (2016)
Georgia, Florida... from Mascots (2016)
Get back here. from Mascots (2016)
Get back here. Stop that rabbit!
Get back here. Stop that rabbit! from Mascots (2016)
Get it? [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
Give yourselves a round of applause.
Give yourselves a round of applause. from Mascots (2016)
Go get 'em, Tiny. from Mascots (2016)
God bless, sweetheart. from Mascots (2016)
Going to college on a cheerleading scholarship.
Going to college on a cheerleading scholarship. from Mascots (2016)
Golly the Gay, Golly Gosh Gay, Gay Man Golly.
Golly the Gay, Golly Gosh Gay, Gay Man Golly. from Mascots (2016)
Great. God bless each and every one of you.
Great. God bless each and every one of you. from Mascots (2016)
Had an affair with her daddy, who runs a filling station.
Had an affair with her daddy, who runs a filling station. from Mascots (2016)
Hanging from a cliff, you know, from a technical climb,
Hanging from a cliff, you know, from a technical climb, from Mascots (2016)
Have a seat. Let me give you a hand here, buddy.
Have a seat. Let me give you a hand here, buddy. from Mascots (2016)
Have fun. from Mascots (2016)
Have you drank any alcohol today?
Have you drank any alcohol today? from Mascots (2016)
He ain't in the building. We've already been here!
He ain't in the building. We've already been here! from Mascots (2016)
He came to me and he said, "I need a straight man for my act,"
He came to me and he said, "I need a straight man for my act," from Mascots (2016)
He continues to show me a good time. He tells me whatever I do is cool.
He continues to show me a good time. He tells me whatever I do is cool. from Mascots (2016)
He did it! from Mascots (2016)
He explained it to me and I figured it out,
He explained it to me and I figured it out, from Mascots (2016)
He is your son. from Mascots (2016)
He put the team in my name, and that meant a lot, too.
He put the team in my name, and that meant a lot, too. from Mascots (2016)
He said, "Skip," and I said, "No, my name's Buddy."
He said, "Skip," and I said, "No, my name's Buddy." from Mascots (2016)
He was gone, from Mascots (2016)
He was great, wasn't he? [laughs]
He was great, wasn't he? [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night.
He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night. from Mascots (2016)
He was not... from Mascots (2016)
He was Randy the Elephant. He was a great, great man.
He was Randy the Elephant. He was a great, great man. from Mascots (2016)
He went looking for that empire.
He went looking for that empire. from Mascots (2016)
He wouldn't have had to do it at all if you hadn't told him to do it.
He wouldn't have had to do it at all if you hadn't told him to do it. from Mascots (2016)
He'll get out, so... from Mascots (2016)
He's always loved it more than I did.
He's always loved it more than I did. from Mascots (2016)
He's just... If you listen...
He's just... If you listen... from Mascots (2016)
He's legally blind. from Mascots (2016)
He's missin' a little button at the end of his act,
He's missin' a little button at the end of his act, from Mascots (2016)
He's missin' somethin'. from Mascots (2016)
He's never late for anything. It doesn't make sense.
He's never late for anything. It doesn't make sense. from Mascots (2016)
He's showing me the ropes.
He's showing me the ropes. from Mascots (2016)
Hedgehog. from Mascots (2016)
Hello, there. I'm Upton French.
Hello, there. I'm Upton French. from Mascots (2016)
Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr.
Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr. from Mascots (2016)
Hello! from Mascots (2016)
Hello. This is Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
Help. Help! [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
Her inner soul, heart, mind, all the nerves, that whole world.
Her inner soul, heart, mind, all the nerves, that whole world. from Mascots (2016)
Here we go. Other side. from Mascots (2016)
Heshe and the Worm. from Mascots (2016)
Heshe the Rabbi and Willy the Worm, Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team, Israel.
Heshe the Rabbi and Willy the Worm, Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team, Israel. from Mascots (2016)
Hey, partner. What's the problem?
Hey, partner. What's the problem? from Mascots (2016)
Hey, Phil. How are you feeling? Nervous?
Hey, Phil. How are you feeling? Nervous? from Mascots (2016)
Hey, you okay? from Mascots (2016)
Hey. from Mascots (2016)
Hi, there. from Mascots (2016)
Hiding under coffee tables and behind sofas.
Hiding under coffee tables and behind sofas. from Mascots (2016)
Highway to Heaven. Wow, yeah.
Highway to Heaven. Wow, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Holy cow. from Mascots (2016)
How do you drive a car? Does some... Do you sit on someone's lap or what?
How do you drive a car? Does some... Do you sit on someone's lap or what? from Mascots (2016)
Huh? from Mascots (2016)
Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition.
Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition. from Mascots (2016)
I always thought he was ****stani.
I always thought he was ****stani. from Mascots (2016)
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards.
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards. from Mascots (2016)
I bet it's a real tiny, little car, is it?
I bet it's a real tiny, little car, is it? from Mascots (2016)
I brought my nail art here, to the seniors.
I brought my nail art here, to the seniors. from Mascots (2016)
I call this the crabby walk, okay?
I call this the crabby walk, okay? from Mascots (2016)
I can climb it. It's fine.
I can climb it. It's fine. from Mascots (2016)
I can move any way I want, and, um... I love it.
I can move any way I want, and, um... I love it. from Mascots (2016)
I can see some of you out there sizing up the competition,
I can see some of you out there sizing up the competition, from Mascots (2016)
I can use my dance, and I can help heal people, really.
I can use my dance, and I can help heal people, really. from Mascots (2016)
I can't go up there and do something you've been doing your whole life.
I can't go up there and do something you've been doing your whole life. from Mascots (2016)
I can't take my eyes off of you. You're a funny little guy.
I can't take my eyes off of you. You're a funny little guy. from Mascots (2016)
I can't tell you how excited I am to be here.
I can't tell you how excited I am to be here. from Mascots (2016)
I can't wait to see you do it.
I can't wait to see you do it. from Mascots (2016)
I definitely wanna do this jousting thing.
I definitely wanna do this jousting thing. from Mascots (2016)
I didn't know that. Would you excuse me just for a second?
I didn't know that. Would you excuse me just for a second? from Mascots (2016)
I didn't watch the whole thing, but you did a great job.
I didn't watch the whole thing, but you did a great job. from Mascots (2016)
I do. from Mascots (2016)
I don't hate your eyes. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you can smell it,
I don't know if you can smell it, from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you know who Jack the Plumber is.
I don't know if you know who Jack the Plumber is. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know if you've heard of it, where they have a facade
I don't know if you've heard of it, where they have a facade from Mascots (2016)
I don't know it like you do. You are Alvin.
I don't know it like you do. You are Alvin. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know what I'd do without her.
I don't know what I'd do without her. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know, but I found him licking his lips and saying,
I don't know, but I found him licking his lips and saying, from Mascots (2016)
I don't know! from Mascots (2016)
I don't remember that. from Mascots (2016)
I don't think it's overstating anything
I don't think it's overstating anything from Mascots (2016)
I don't think so. I think I'm in the John Wayne suite.
I don't think so. I think I'm in the John Wayne suite. from Mascots (2016)
I feel like I wanna give you another hug.
I feel like I wanna give you another hug. from Mascots (2016)
I find it so peaceful, and I just...
I find it so peaceful, and I just... from Mascots (2016)
I give it a beat or two. from Mascots (2016)
I got a really great job from Mascots (2016)
I got you this time. You get back here right now.
I got you this time. You get back here right now. from Mascots (2016)
I gotta go. from Mascots (2016)
I guess. from Mascots (2016)
I had to find some electrical tape, but we're all good.
I had to find some electrical tape, but we're all good. from Mascots (2016)
I had to wash it away with a little moist towelette,
I had to wash it away with a little moist towelette, from Mascots (2016)
I have a pretty standard car.
I have a pretty standard car. from Mascots (2016)
I have Ruby and Jamaica. from Mascots (2016)
I haven't left him, and I think it's because...
I haven't left him, and I think it's because... from Mascots (2016)
I hope you rot in hell. from Mascots (2016)
I just called him Eddy. from Mascots (2016)
I just cut out the middleman and went straight to the fist...
I just cut out the middleman and went straight to the fist... from Mascots (2016)
I just feel horrible. from Mascots (2016)
I just wanna stick a hairbrush down there and get it out.
I just wanna stick a hairbrush down there and get it out. from Mascots (2016)
I kind of would love to try sushi.
I kind of would love to try sushi. from Mascots (2016)
I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot.
I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot. from Mascots (2016)
I know you. from Mascots (2016)
I know. I know. I'm not disqualified.
I know. I know. I'm not disqualified. from Mascots (2016)
I like 'em, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
I like a guy that just thinks everything I do is great.
I like a guy that just thinks everything I do is great. from Mascots (2016)
I like to put my lips on it.
I like to put my lips on it. from Mascots (2016)
I looked up at the television, and Highway to Heaven was on...
I looked up at the television, and Highway to Heaven was on... from Mascots (2016)
I lost it in a skateboarding accident.
I lost it in a skateboarding accident. from Mascots (2016)
I love all kinds of dancing. I can hip hop. I can pop.
I love all kinds of dancing. I can hip hop. I can pop. from Mascots (2016)
I love him like a son. from Mascots (2016)
I love old people, so... I always have.
I love old people, so... I always have. from Mascots (2016)
I love rappelling because I love holding rope.
I love rappelling because I love holding rope. from Mascots (2016)
I love talking to them, and I love being just quiet with them.
I love talking to them, and I love being just quiet with them. from Mascots (2016)
I love that you came. from Mascots (2016)
I love you. You're an old pillock, but I love you.
I love you. You're an old pillock, but I love you. from Mascots (2016)
I love, um... I love putting on the mask,
I love, um... I love putting on the mask, from Mascots (2016)
I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time.
I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time. from Mascots (2016)
I made a reservation. I got a confirmation number right here.
I made a reservation. I got a confirmation number right here. from Mascots (2016)
I make a third of the money, but I'm 50% happier, so...
I make a third of the money, but I'm 50% happier, so... from Mascots (2016)
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume?
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume? from Mascots (2016)
I mean, I remember, I was like, "Oh, my God."
I mean, I remember, I was like, "Oh, my God." from Mascots (2016)
I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know?
I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know? from Mascots (2016)
I mean, it was just a fiasco. Emotionally, professionally, personally.
I mean, it was just a fiasco. Emotionally, professionally, personally. from Mascots (2016)
I mean, you can go back to like 1500 BC.
I mean, you can go back to like 1500 BC. from Mascots (2016)
I missed you, too. Mmm. from Mascots (2016)
I need to see your driver's license and proof of registration.
I need to see your driver's license and proof of registration. from Mascots (2016)
I need you. from Mascots (2016)
I once held the splits from Mascots (2016)
I pretty much grew up at Peacedale Park.
I pretty much grew up at Peacedale Park. from Mascots (2016)
I put you down... from Mascots (2016)
I really think it can be much better.
I really think it can be much better. from Mascots (2016)
I remember the mascot. I didn't know that was you.
I remember the mascot. I didn't know that was you. from Mascots (2016)
I see my role in the controversy that was involved in that.
I see my role in the controversy that was involved in that. from Mascots (2016)
I show up with my bottles of paint, and my nail files and my brushes and...
I show up with my bottles of paint, and my nail files and my brushes and... from Mascots (2016)
I sold the butcher's... from Mascots (2016)
I spread it out. from Mascots (2016)
I started as Kenny the Kangaroo for a local high school football team.
I started as Kenny the Kangaroo for a local high school football team. from Mascots (2016)
I stay away from medical terms like micropenis.
I stay away from medical terms like micropenis. from Mascots (2016)
I studied music and dance therapy here at the college,
I studied music and dance therapy here at the college, from Mascots (2016)
I think "squaw" is sweet.
I think "squaw" is sweet. from Mascots (2016)
I think a lot of people say,
I think a lot of people say, from Mascots (2016)
I think I saw you. from Mascots (2016)
I think Mascotting is... To me, it's all about giving back, you know.
I think Mascotting is... To me, it's all about giving back, you know. from Mascots (2016)
I thought I was meant to get out and come and...
I thought I was meant to get out and come and... from Mascots (2016)
I thought the guy was going for my wallet, so I turned around real quick.
I thought the guy was going for my wallet, so I turned around real quick. from Mascots (2016)
I thought the pencil was pretty great.
I thought the pencil was pretty great. from Mascots (2016)
I thought we were practicing this... This part.
I thought we were practicing this... This part. from Mascots (2016)
I thought your son's name was Connor.
I thought your son's name was Connor. from Mascots (2016)
I understand that. from Mascots (2016)
I used to stand at the Flange Road end behind the goal,
I used to stand at the Flange Road end behind the goal, from Mascots (2016)
I want him out of the building. I want him on the street.
I want him out of the building. I want him on the street. from Mascots (2016)
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right?
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right? from Mascots (2016)
I was a better Sid than my dad ever was,
I was a better Sid than my dad ever was, from Mascots (2016)
I was born... I was born like this.
I was born... I was born like this. from Mascots (2016)
I was in the other room, and one of them kind of bumped into me.
I was in the other room, and one of them kind of bumped into me. from Mascots (2016)
I was kind of browsing around escort services,
I was kind of browsing around escort services, from Mascots (2016)
I was online one day. from Mascots (2016)
I was probably this high, you know... [exhales]
I was probably this high, you know... [exhales] from Mascots (2016)
I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention.
I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention. from Mascots (2016)
I will then surrender the mic to the lady.
I will then surrender the mic to the lady. from Mascots (2016)
I will. from Mascots (2016)
I wonder if that's a real rabbi.
I wonder if that's a real rabbi. from Mascots (2016)
I would second that. from Mascots (2016)
I wrote a tale... [chuckles] documenting that journey.
I wrote a tale... [chuckles] documenting that journey. from Mascots (2016)
I'd like to make a motion that we reject the claim against this young lady.
I'd like to make a motion that we reject the claim against this young lady. from Mascots (2016)
I'll be the tall one looking at you.
I'll be the tall one looking at you. from Mascots (2016)
I'll be watching from the wings.
I'll be watching from the wings. from Mascots (2016)
I'll go down into the tunnel, where we all live
I'll go down into the tunnel, where we all live from Mascots (2016)
I'll tell you what, from Mascots (2016)
I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban from the Calgary Cavaliers
I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban from the Calgary Cavaliers from Mascots (2016)
I'm Alvin the Armadillo, or Armadilla, depending on where you're from.
I'm Alvin the Armadillo, or Armadilla, depending on where you're from. from Mascots (2016)
I'm always telling him how good he is!
I'm always telling him how good he is! from Mascots (2016)
I'm an armadillo. We're not the Leaping Squaws anymore.
I'm an armadillo. We're not the Leaping Squaws anymore. from Mascots (2016)
I'm an aromatic engineer.
I'm an aromatic engineer. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Choctaw. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Cindi Babineaux. from Mascots (2016)
I'm crazy about you. from Mascots (2016)
I'm doing the best I can with...
I'm doing the best I can with... from Mascots (2016)
I'm drinking for courage. I'm in it to win it.
I'm drinking for courage. I'm in it to win it. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Gabby Monkhouse. I'm in the John Wayne suite.
I'm Gabby Monkhouse. I'm in the John Wayne suite. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna be around like minded people.
I'm gonna be around like minded people. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna do the ladder routine that I've been working on.
I'm gonna do the ladder routine that I've been working on. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna drop my stuff, my gear, there.
I'm gonna drop my stuff, my gear, there. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna enter from over here. Got my bag of... bag of tricks.
I'm gonna enter from over here. Got my bag of... bag of tricks. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna say, "Pal, you're gonna get this."
I'm gonna say, "Pal, you're gonna get this." from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna take you with me when I climb Mount Everest.
I'm gonna take you with me when I climb Mount Everest. from Mascots (2016)
I'm good at hearing things in voices, and you had a thing with the scritching.
I'm good at hearing things in voices, and you had a thing with the scritching. from Mascots (2016)
I'm in the business of "it needs to be higher," though.
I'm in the business of "it needs to be higher," though. from Mascots (2016)
I'm just not offended by the word "squaw." It means a little Indian girl.
I'm just not offended by the word "squaw." It means a little Indian girl. from Mascots (2016)
I'm not gonna be able... from Mascots (2016)
I'm not mental. I love meat.
I'm not mental. I love meat. from Mascots (2016)
I'm originally from Ireland.
I'm originally from Ireland. from Mascots (2016)
I'm phallically challenged...
I'm phallically challenged... from Mascots (2016)
I'm so sorry. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry you can't do it. I really am.
I'm sorry you can't do it. I really am. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry, babe. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry, but rule 22C from Mascots (2016)
I'm the program manager of the Gluten Free Channel,
I'm the program manager of the Gluten Free Channel, from Mascots (2016)
I'm Tommy. from Mascots (2016)
I'm too sick. from Mascots (2016)
I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm not drinking.
I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm not drinking. from Mascots (2016)
I'm worried that my act is gonna get kind of lost on them.
I'm worried that my act is gonna get kind of lost on them. from Mascots (2016)
I've been better. from Mascots (2016)
I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off,
I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off, from Mascots (2016)
I've been working on this routine for months, Dad, and it's good.
I've been working on this routine for months, Dad, and it's good. from Mascots (2016)
I've come up with what I like to call the scented cup.
I've come up with what I like to call the scented cup. from Mascots (2016)
I've got bruschetta. from Mascots (2016)
I've got loads of it in the motor home if you want.
I've got loads of it in the motor home if you want. from Mascots (2016)
I've never been out and about like this before.
I've never been out and about like this before. from Mascots (2016)
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term.
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term. from Mascots (2016)
I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes.
I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes. from Mascots (2016)
I've told you time and time again about the ladder routine,
I've told you time and time again about the ladder routine, from Mascots (2016)
I've weighed 161 pounds since 11th grade.
I've weighed 161 pounds since 11th grade. from Mascots (2016)
If he ain't here, we're gonna have to call the police.
If he ain't here, we're gonna have to call the police. from Mascots (2016)
If he yiffs... If that happens, well, then you got a problem.
If he yiffs... If that happens, well, then you got a problem. from Mascots (2016)
If I lived then, I'd be on the right, be something different, be fun, go nuts.
If I lived then, I'd be on the right, be something different, be fun, go nuts. from Mascots (2016)
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct?
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct? from Mascots (2016)
If you got people yipping and yiffing and skipping and all that stuff.
If you got people yipping and yiffing and skipping and all that stuff. from Mascots (2016)
In any of your social media, "Hashtag, in your ear,"
In any of your social media, "Hashtag, in your ear," from Mascots (2016)
In fact, could you all just take a moment
In fact, could you all just take a moment from Mascots (2016)
In my pretend life, I am a real estate appraiser.
In my pretend life, I am a real estate appraiser. from Mascots (2016)
In spite of excruciating pain...
In spite of excruciating pain... from Mascots (2016)
In the field. from Mascots (2016)
Is nature personified, okay?
Is nature personified, okay? from Mascots (2016)
Is not in service at this time.
Is not in service at this time. from Mascots (2016)
Is that a fact? Well, all I want is one.
Is that a fact? Well, all I want is one. from Mascots (2016)
Is that a margarita machine?
Is that a margarita machine? from Mascots (2016)
Is that how you got to this size?
Is that how you got to this size? from Mascots (2016)
Is that we are no longer Mascotting.
Is that we are no longer Mascotting. from Mascots (2016)
Isn't this something? from Mascots (2016)
It all comes down to the next few minutes.
It all comes down to the next few minutes. from Mascots (2016)
It costs a fortune to phone foreign, don't it?
It costs a fortune to phone foreign, don't it? from Mascots (2016)
It could be my last time, you know? This could be my last hurrah.
It could be my last time, you know? This could be my last hurrah. from Mascots (2016)
It had bugs in it. from Mascots (2016)
It has come to our attention
It has come to our attention from Mascots (2016)
It is truly a dream come true for me.
It is truly a dream come true for me. from Mascots (2016)
It is. David's my fiancé.
It is. David's my fiancé. from Mascots (2016)
It is. It's an outfit. from Mascots (2016)
It looks, from your breathing, like you might not be centered.
It looks, from your breathing, like you might not be centered. from Mascots (2016)
It might just be hers. from Mascots (2016)
It seemed different. The...
It seemed different. The... from Mascots (2016)
It took away a lot of purpose from me.
It took away a lot of purpose from me. from Mascots (2016)
It took me seven and a half years to graduate, but I did.
It took me seven and a half years to graduate, but I did. from Mascots (2016)
It was around that time that I got into sports mascotry.
It was around that time that I got into sports mascotry. from Mascots (2016)
It was for today. from Mascots (2016)
It was immense. from Mascots (2016)
It was one of them football notes.
It was one of them football notes. from Mascots (2016)
It was one of those small commuter planes, and I kind of... [mimics retching]
It was one of those small commuter planes, and I kind of... [mimics retching] from Mascots (2016)
It was so sweet, and it just...
It was so sweet, and it just... from Mascots (2016)
It was this sweet, sweet...
It was this sweet, sweet... from Mascots (2016)
It wiped me out of pep rallies and homecoming
It wiped me out of pep rallies and homecoming from Mascots (2016)
It would've been in my hometown. It would've been in Medicine Hat, Alberta.
It would've been in my hometown. It would've been in Medicine Hat, Alberta. from Mascots (2016)
It's a bit of a legacy. It's not what I dreamed of doing.
It's a bit of a legacy. It's not what I dreamed of doing. from Mascots (2016)
It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it.
It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it. from Mascots (2016)
It's a form of roleplay. It's huge.
It's a form of roleplay. It's huge. from Mascots (2016)
It's a pedal extender. And that's it.
It's a pedal extender. And that's it. from Mascots (2016)
It's a squirrel. from Mascots (2016)
It's always full. from Mascots (2016)
It's amazing I made it through school at all.
It's amazing I made it through school at all. from Mascots (2016)
It's been an emotional day 'cause we lost someone today.
It's been an emotional day 'cause we lost someone today. from Mascots (2016)
It's been exciting, you know, just to be celebrated...
It's been exciting, you know, just to be celebrated... from Mascots (2016)
It's Daddy. from Mascots (2016)
It's for a new bit. from Mascots (2016)
It's hard to do that wrong.
It's hard to do that wrong. from Mascots (2016)
It's hard to thank people when they hurt your face.
It's hard to thank people when they hurt your face. from Mascots (2016)
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah.
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It's like a friend in my mouth.
It's like a friend in my mouth. from Mascots (2016)
It's like I can be... from Mascots (2016)
It's like nature saying, with a big hand, slapping you across the face and saying,
It's like nature saying, with a big hand, slapping you across the face and saying, from Mascots (2016)
It's like, you know, walking around with a porta potty.
It's like, you know, walking around with a porta potty. from Mascots (2016)
It's okay. from Mascots (2016)
It's okay. You can help me just by sittin' down. That's fine.
It's okay. You can help me just by sittin' down. That's fine. from Mascots (2016)
It's one of the few instances of sadism in the animal world.
It's one of the few instances of sadism in the animal world. from Mascots (2016)
It's the same as the c word, or the n word or something.
It's the same as the c word, or the n word or something. from Mascots (2016)
It's what we always do at church. Isn't that fun?
It's what we always do at church. Isn't that fun? from Mascots (2016)
It's what we've all been waiting for.
It's what we've all been waiting for. from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber enters, and he's kind of big and looking around,
Jack the Plumber enters, and he's kind of big and looking around, from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber, Beaumont College, Modesto, California.
Jack the Plumber, Beaumont College, Modesto, California. from Mascots (2016)
Jack the Plumber. from Mascots (2016)
Just a nipper when I first went to the ground.
Just a nipper when I first went to the ground. from Mascots (2016)
Just being inside of him.
Just being inside of him. from Mascots (2016)
Just don't make me carry it. Please.
Just don't make me carry it. Please. from Mascots (2016)
Just someone who likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics.
Just someone who likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics. from Mascots (2016)
Just stay off of it for a couple of days...
Just stay off of it for a couple of days... from Mascots (2016)
Kirby, what's up, bro? from Mascots (2016)
Knock, knock, knock. Hello.
Knock, knock, knock. Hello. from Mascots (2016)
Laci passed me a note in class.
Laci passed me a note in class. from Mascots (2016)
Laci, with an "I." from Mascots (2016)
Laci... from Mascots (2016)
Lead the way, my honor. from Mascots (2016)
Let's go and see him! Let's go and see him!
Let's go and see him! Let's go and see him! from Mascots (2016)
Like you, yes. from Mascots (2016)
Listen to me. from Mascots (2016)
Looking at 'em and thinking, "That's my arch enemy."
Looking at 'em and thinking, "That's my arch enemy." from Mascots (2016)
Looking good, boys. Looking good!
Looking good, boys. Looking good! from Mascots (2016)
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry.
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry. from Mascots (2016)
Mascots? from Mascots (2016)
Maybe 200 feet? from Mascots (2016)
Might be the first little guy to be up there.
Might be the first little guy to be up there. from Mascots (2016)
Might have been "yiff." And I said he was going for the wallet.
Might have been "yiff." And I said he was going for the wallet. from Mascots (2016)
Mike has IBS, so it's tough.
Mike has IBS, so it's tough. from Mascots (2016)
Miss Babineaux, a formal complaint has been lodged against you.
Miss Babineaux, a formal complaint has been lodged against you. from Mascots (2016)
Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mmm. from Mascots (2016)
Mmm... I don't know about that.
Mmm... I don't know about that. from Mascots (2016)
More just where your eyes end up
More just where your eyes end up from Mascots (2016)
More like he was going for loose change, if you know what I'm saying. All right?
More like he was going for loose change, if you know what I'm saying. All right? from Mascots (2016)
Mr. Lumpkin. from Mascots (2016)
My classmates loved that one.
My classmates loved that one. from Mascots (2016)
My favorite kind of dance is modern.
My favorite kind of dance is modern. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Phil Mayhew. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Ron. I'm the Worm.
My name is Ron. I'm the Worm. from Mascots (2016)
My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist.
My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist. from Mascots (2016)
My parents founded a... from Mascots (2016)
My shell. from Mascots (2016)
My swan song. from Mascots (2016)
My wife says that I look like I have cataracts.
My wife says that I look like I have cataracts. from Mascots (2016)
My wife's... I'm not. from Mascots (2016)
Never comes out in the day... Maria.
Never comes out in the day... Maria. from Mascots (2016)
Never listened to my own advice, did I?
Never listened to my own advice, did I? from Mascots (2016)
Never. Me too. from Mascots (2016)
New York? from Mascots (2016)
No plus one. from Mascots (2016)
No, Dad, there wasn't just a ladder there. I bought that ladder.
No, Dad, there wasn't just a ladder there. I bought that ladder. from Mascots (2016)
No, I announce the gold category.
No, I announce the gold category. from Mascots (2016)
No, I can do that. from Mascots (2016)
No, I just... from Mascots (2016)
No, I was distracted. from Mascots (2016)
No, sir, you're actually in the Slim Pickens suite.
No, sir, you're actually in the Slim Pickens suite. from Mascots (2016)
No, they made me this size when I was born.
No, they made me this size when I was born. from Mascots (2016)
No, we're at the Burbank office.
No, we're at the Burbank office. from Mascots (2016)
No, you gotta do it. from Mascots (2016)
No, you're not a brilliant listener.
No, you're not a brilliant listener. from Mascots (2016)
No? Really? from Mascots (2016)
No. God, no. He was insistent.
No. God, no. He was insistent. from Mascots (2016)
No. I couldn't resist. from Mascots (2016)
Not my words. The words of Michael Landon.
Not my words. The words of Michael Landon. from Mascots (2016)
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching.
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching. from Mascots (2016)
Now, because there's a ladder here...
Now, because there's a ladder here... from Mascots (2016)
Now, go get 'em. from Mascots (2016)
Now, I didn't even know that you could still get syphilis,
Now, I didn't even know that you could still get syphilis, from Mascots (2016)
Nursing my shattered ribs and my pulsating groin,
Nursing my shattered ribs and my pulsating groin, from Mascots (2016)
Of four of our Founding Fathers on this mountain.
Of four of our Founding Fathers on this mountain. from Mascots (2016)
Of Michael Landon in the 1980s' TV program.
Of Michael Landon in the 1980s' TV program. from Mascots (2016)
Of this very difficult show.
Of this very difficult show. from Mascots (2016)
Official mascot for the Beaumont College football team.
Official mascot for the Beaumont College football team. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, all right. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, are you kidding me? It's my pleasure.
Oh, are you kidding me? It's my pleasure. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, baby. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, boy, what's her name? [chuckles nervously]
Oh, boy, what's her name? [chuckles nervously] from Mascots (2016)
Oh, God. I've been calling him Kent.
Oh, God. I've been calling him Kent. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw.
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, gosh! [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Oh, hello. You're too young to be drinking that.
Oh, hello. You're too young to be drinking that. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared.
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared.
Oh, I could read it if you don't have it prepared. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I see. I thought maybe they shrunk you down or somethin'.
Oh, I see. I thought maybe they shrunk you down or somethin'. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I've missed you. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, it's like a special treat for them, yeah.
Oh, it's like a special treat for them, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, man. It was good times.
Oh, man. It was good times. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. Honey, did I ever tell ya?
Oh, my God. Honey, did I ever tell ya? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my. Well, it doesn't matter to him.
Oh, my. Well, it doesn't matter to him. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, no way. That is gonna be good. This is Cindi.
Oh, no way. That is gonna be good. This is Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, no, these kids, they just wanna have a good time.
Oh, no, these kids, they just wanna have a good time. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, now, I'm not a good listener?
Oh, now, I'm not a good listener? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, so, you're a legitimate little person?
Oh, so, you're a legitimate little person? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, sorry. That was my fault.
Oh, sorry. That was my fault. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, sweetie. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, thanks, Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, that's beautiful. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, that's okay. Why don't I give you a tour?
Oh, that's okay. Why don't I give you a tour? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, the greedy little bugger. Do you have any coins?
Oh, the greedy little bugger. Do you have any coins? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, the kids are so excited.
Oh, the kids are so excited. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick.
Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you know what? He probably did a nickname thing, "Dibs." D I B S.
Oh, you know what? He probably did a nickname thing, "Dibs." D I B S. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you still throwing up?
Oh, you still throwing up? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you wanna try my gum?
Oh, you wanna try my gum? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you're the Worm! from Mascots (2016)
Oh! from Mascots (2016)
Oh! [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Oh! He's a little baby. He's a little baby.
Oh! He's a little baby. He's a little baby. from Mascots (2016)
Oh. from Mascots (2016)
Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky...
Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky... from Mascots (2016)
Okay, Alvin, do my sister good.
Okay, Alvin, do my sister good. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, but you can tell me with your mouth and not your hands.
Okay, but you can tell me with your mouth and not your hands. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means "hello."
Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means "hello." from Mascots (2016)
Okay, I'll drive the first shift. Sure.
Okay, I'll drive the first shift. Sure. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, right. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, so you want me to recruit a little person for you?
Okay, so you want me to recruit a little person for you? from Mascots (2016)
Okay, we actually have you for the Slim Pickens suite.
Okay, we actually have you for the Slim Pickens suite. from Mascots (2016)
Okay, well, I hope you have two eyes on the show tonight. [chuckles]
Okay, well, I hope you have two eyes on the show tonight. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Okay, well, that was too...
Okay, well, that was too... from Mascots (2016)
Okay, yeah, but I always get chosen for a TSA pat down,
Okay, yeah, but I always get chosen for a TSA pat down, from Mascots (2016)
Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Crabby walk. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Right, okay. All right.
Okay. Right, okay. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Once his knees started going, he was insistent that I took over.
Once his knees started going, he was insistent that I took over. from Mascots (2016)
Only... Well, 37% of them apparently enjoy sex very much,
Only... Well, 37% of them apparently enjoy sex very much, from Mascots (2016)
Ooh. from Mascots (2016)
Or biscuits or like... from Mascots (2016)
Or I'm, like, pretending to grab the ref's butt
Or I'm, like, pretending to grab the ref's butt from Mascots (2016)
Or... or having crampons on, which I like to do anyway.
Or... or having crampons on, which I like to do anyway. from Mascots (2016)
Oregon, Texas, New Mexico,
Oregon, Texas, New Mexico, from Mascots (2016)
Otherwise, you know, people think you're talking about something else.
Otherwise, you know, people think you're talking about something else. from Mascots (2016)
Our chemicals are the same.
Our chemicals are the same. from Mascots (2016)
Our first contestants, from Mascots (2016)
Our tradition is great. from Mascots (2016)
Owen Golly Sr. Sr., got chosen to be Sid the Hedgehog,
Owen Golly Sr. Sr., got chosen to be Sid the Hedgehog, from Mascots (2016)
Part of what's helped, and probably the biggest change,
Part of what's helped, and probably the biggest change, from Mascots (2016)
People aren't supposed to eat live fish.
People aren't supposed to eat live fish. from Mascots (2016)
People from the northwest are going crazy for this, this anchovy.
People from the northwest are going crazy for this, this anchovy. from Mascots (2016)
Playing Jack the Plumber at trade shows for a company that makes high end rivets,
Playing Jack the Plumber at trade shows for a company that makes high end rivets, from Mascots (2016)
Please welcome back our celebrity judges.
Please welcome back our celebrity judges. from Mascots (2016)
Please welcome our celebrity judges.
Please welcome our celebrity judges. from Mascots (2016)
Pointy and Grindy. from Mascots (2016)
Porta potties, I've been in. Many of them.
Porta potties, I've been in. Many of them. from Mascots (2016)
Pull over immediately. from Mascots (2016)
Pulled in some very big numbers on a special I ran
Pulled in some very big numbers on a special I ran from Mascots (2016)
Punt. from Mascots (2016)
Really, everybody involved in that production
Really, everybody involved in that production from Mascots (2016)
Religious commune, I suppose you'd call it.
Religious commune, I suppose you'd call it. from Mascots (2016)
Remember, in this country, you could be anything you want to be.
Remember, in this country, you could be anything you want to be. from Mascots (2016)
Right. from Mascots (2016)
Right. It kind of just wiped me out.
Right. It kind of just wiped me out. from Mascots (2016)
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up.
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up. from Mascots (2016)
Robin Wexler, the hottest girl at Higbee High School.
Robin Wexler, the hottest girl at Higbee High School. from Mascots (2016)
Robin, I don't know if you're busy tomorrow,
Robin, I don't know if you're busy tomorrow, from Mascots (2016)
Sadly, I've had to hand the mantle of Sid back to Dad.
Sadly, I've had to hand the mantle of Sid back to Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Sadly, my career in sports mascotry was cut short due to an injury I sustained
Sadly, my career in sports mascotry was cut short due to an injury I sustained from Mascots (2016)
Sarah loves it. Sarah loves the whole...
Sarah loves it. Sarah loves the whole... from Mascots (2016)
Scritching is simply light scratching or grooming.
Scritching is simply light scratching or grooming. from Mascots (2016)
Season 1, Episode 8 of Highway to Heaven.
Season 1, Episode 8 of Highway to Heaven. from Mascots (2016)
Secondly, and more important, how do you feel it went out there?
Secondly, and more important, how do you feel it went out there? from Mascots (2016)
See, this is Alvin right here. I love him.
See, this is Alvin right here. I love him. from Mascots (2016)
Sexual incident from Mascots (2016)
Shalom. from Mascots (2016)
She has Munchausen syndrome.
She has Munchausen syndrome. from Mascots (2016)
She's always running around,
She's always running around, from Mascots (2016)
She's like a nine year old girl at Christmas.
She's like a nine year old girl at Christmas. from Mascots (2016)
She's not a junior. from Mascots (2016)
She's really supportive of... She's my rock.
She's really supportive of... She's my rock. from Mascots (2016)
Sid the Hedgehog to the stage.
Sid the Hedgehog to the stage. from Mascots (2016)
Sid the Hedgehog, Sid the Hedgehog."
Sid the Hedgehog, Sid the Hedgehog." from Mascots (2016)
Sid the Hedgehog. from Mascots (2016)
Sit down, shut up. Enjoy the show.
Sit down, shut up. Enjoy the show. from Mascots (2016)
Six temporary suspensions from different stadiums
Six temporary suspensions from different stadiums from Mascots (2016)
SN1 went under, as it were.
SN1 went under, as it were. from Mascots (2016)
So how can you tell where my eyes are gonna end up?
So how can you tell where my eyes are gonna end up? from Mascots (2016)
So I did... from Mascots (2016)
So I'm gonna walk it off.
So I'm gonna walk it off. from Mascots (2016)
So I'm lovin' it. from Mascots (2016)
So sort of it's a family tradition. We've all done it.
So sort of it's a family tradition. We've all done it. from Mascots (2016)
So they had... I think they had trials that next week,
So they had... I think they had trials that next week, from Mascots (2016)
So when he didn't get love from his father,
So when he didn't get love from his father, from Mascots (2016)
So, apparently, from Mascots (2016)
So, have fun. I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'll see you in a while.
So, have fun. I'm gonna have a cup of tea. I'll see you in a while. from Mascots (2016)
So, I hate to put you on the spot, but which mascot was your favorite?
So, I hate to put you on the spot, but which mascot was your favorite? from Mascots (2016)
So, I think that goes to show the high level of competition,
So, I think that goes to show the high level of competition, from Mascots (2016)
So, I'm excited to get down there.
So, I'm excited to get down there. from Mascots (2016)
So, I'm just exhausted. [chuckles nervously]
So, I'm just exhausted. [chuckles nervously] from Mascots (2016)
So, I'm really enjoying it quite a bit.
So, I'm really enjoying it quite a bit. from Mascots (2016)
So, make sure you spell it or say it, "In your ear."
So, make sure you spell it or say it, "In your ear." from Mascots (2016)
So, they suspended him for a little while, and he just came back, you know.
So, they suspended him for a little while, and he just came back, you know. from Mascots (2016)
So, we had to switch it up.
So, we had to switch it up. from Mascots (2016)
So, we thought, "Well, that's not gonna work for..."
So, we thought, "Well, that's not gonna work for..." from Mascots (2016)
So, what does it matter what they think?
So, what does it matter what they think? from Mascots (2016)
So, why don't you grab a friend, head on down there and check it out?
So, why don't you grab a friend, head on down there and check it out? from Mascots (2016)
So, you know, that got me interested in Mascotting.
So, you know, that got me interested in Mascotting. from Mascots (2016)
So, you know, we just took a long, hard look at our lives
So, you know, we just took a long, hard look at our lives from Mascots (2016)
So, you say, "Crabby walk," and crabby walk...
So, you say, "Crabby walk," and crabby walk... from Mascots (2016)
So, you say, "Crabby walk," and crabby walk...
So, you say, "Crabby walk," and crabby walk... from Mascots (2016)
So, you went to Higbee? from Mascots (2016)
So, you'll fool 'em and show 'em the right moves.
So, you'll fool 'em and show 'em the right moves. from Mascots (2016)
So... probably mention that. [chuckles]
So... probably mention that. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
So... spoiler alert, we really hit it off on Facebook Messenger.
So... spoiler alert, we really hit it off on Facebook Messenger. from Mascots (2016)
Sometimes not even to eat 'em. Just... just for fun.
Sometimes not even to eat 'em. Just... just for fun. from Mascots (2016)
Sometimes, I'll go to a movie in the middle of the afternoon. [chuckles]
Sometimes, I'll go to a movie in the middle of the afternoon. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Sort of the watchword is with us is "commitment."
Sort of the watchword is with us is "commitment." from Mascots (2016)
Starting with the sailing networks, SN1 and 2.
Starting with the sailing networks, SN1 and 2. from Mascots (2016)
States that the president cannot disclose the identity of the formal complainant.
States that the president cannot disclose the identity of the formal complainant. from Mascots (2016)
Steve Redington. from Mascots (2016)
Stop worrying about the poor little ladder, Dad.
Stop worrying about the poor little ladder, Dad. from Mascots (2016)
Strictly speaking, I took a vow of silence.
Strictly speaking, I took a vow of silence. from Mascots (2016)
Sure. Sure, sure. from Mascots (2016)
Sweetheart. Oh! from Mascots (2016)
Ta da! from Mascots (2016)
Talk to your Native American friends.
Talk to your Native American friends. from Mascots (2016)
Tammy and Ollie. from Mascots (2016)
Tasmania, Finland. from Mascots (2016)
Tell me everything. This fascinates the hell out of me.
Tell me everything. This fascinates the hell out of me. from Mascots (2016)
Ten hours' sleep this entire week.
Ten hours' sleep this entire week. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you all so much for coming today.
Thank you all so much for coming today. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you, Buddy. Thank you so much.
Thank you, Buddy. Thank you so much. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you, though. I got this.
Thank you, though. I got this. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. I wrote a book, and I got more applause than you did.
Thank you. I wrote a book, and I got more applause than you did. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. Thanks very much.
Thank you. Thanks very much. from Mascots (2016)
Thanks. from Mascots (2016)
Thanks. from Mascots (2016)
That bridge out of Popsicle sticks?
That bridge out of Popsicle sticks? from Mascots (2016)
That brings me up to the day that I met this one here.
That brings me up to the day that I met this one here. from Mascots (2016)
That eventually required four hours of surgery
That eventually required four hours of surgery from Mascots (2016)
That have helped me accept who I am as a man.
That have helped me accept who I am as a man. from Mascots (2016)
That I actually went to an ophthalmologist and got it checked out,
That I actually went to an ophthalmologist and got it checked out, from Mascots (2016)
That is a tough group of boys. We beat 'em last time,
That is a tough group of boys. We beat 'em last time, from Mascots (2016)
That is the greatest sound in the world.
That is the greatest sound in the world. from Mascots (2016)
That lasted all of one game. Caused a lot of controversy.
That lasted all of one game. Caused a lot of controversy. from Mascots (2016)
That runs in over two cities nationwide.
That runs in over two cities nationwide. from Mascots (2016)
That the killer whale is the natural enemy of the turtle.
That the killer whale is the natural enemy of the turtle. from Mascots (2016)
That took place between myself and their team owner's wife.
That took place between myself and their team owner's wife. from Mascots (2016)
That vanilla wrap is such a must have. I love it.
That vanilla wrap is such a must have. I love it. from Mascots (2016)
That was, like, 100 years ago or somethin'.
That was, like, 100 years ago or somethin'. from Mascots (2016)
That your college basketball team is nicknamed the Leaping Squaws,
That your college basketball team is nicknamed the Leaping Squaws, from Mascots (2016)
That'll be a fun trip. from Mascots (2016)
That's 'cause you're probably smelling mine.
That's 'cause you're probably smelling mine. from Mascots (2016)
That's a match. from Mascots (2016)
That's great. Do you care if I bring David?
That's great. Do you care if I bring David? from Mascots (2016)
That's like first place, really, but it's a weird first place, and, uh...
That's like first place, really, but it's a weird first place, and, uh... from Mascots (2016)
That's me. from Mascots (2016)
That's nice. from Mascots (2016)
That's not what he's saying, though, is it?
That's not what he's saying, though, is it? from Mascots (2016)
That's one of the last joys in life, sharpening a pencil.
That's one of the last joys in life, sharpening a pencil. from Mascots (2016)
That's one piece of it, from Mascots (2016)
That's right. They don't.
That's right. They don't. from Mascots (2016)
That's Tiny. Did you meet him? The Worm?
That's Tiny. Did you meet him? The Worm? from Mascots (2016)
That's weird, but... from Mascots (2016)
That's when I come out of the tunnel with a T shirt cannon or a beach ball.
That's when I come out of the tunnel with a T shirt cannon or a beach ball. from Mascots (2016)
That's when I'm gonna take a bit of a break
That's when I'm gonna take a bit of a break from Mascots (2016)
That's why I've been working really hard on the...
That's why I've been working really hard on the... from Mascots (2016)
The best sort of baby. from Mascots (2016)
The biggest news being...
The biggest news being... from Mascots (2016)
The channel's owned by Panorama Datacom, and I've done a bunch of shows for them,
The channel's owned by Panorama Datacom, and I've done a bunch of shows for them, from Mascots (2016)
The day that I got her that baseball team, the look on her face,
The day that I got her that baseball team, the look on her face, from Mascots (2016)
The Egyptians, you know, they only paint with everybody looking to the left.
The Egyptians, you know, they only paint with everybody looking to the left. from Mascots (2016)
The Fist. from Mascots (2016)
The Fist. from Mascots (2016)
The Gluten Free Channel can't find out about this.
The Gluten Free Channel can't find out about this. from Mascots (2016)
The Gold Fluffy goes to...
The Gold Fluffy goes to... from Mascots (2016)
The gold would have been nice, but... next year.
The gold would have been nice, but... next year. from Mascots (2016)
The kind you're like, "Could they really be that in love?"
The kind you're like, "Could they really be that in love?" from Mascots (2016)
The ladder comes down from...
The ladder comes down from... from Mascots (2016)
The mascot competition was a tipping point for us.
The mascot competition was a tipping point for us. from Mascots (2016)
The second place, or silver category of Fluffy,
The second place, or silver category of Fluffy, from Mascots (2016)
The second the first mascot walks through these doors.
The second the first mascot walks through these doors. from Mascots (2016)
The sushi... from Mascots (2016)
The uh... you know, the club tattoo.
The uh... you know, the club tattoo. from Mascots (2016)
The Vernon Community College baseball team's mascot.
The Vernon Community College baseball team's mascot. from Mascots (2016)
The white haired crowd is gonna go mad, right?
The white haired crowd is gonna go mad, right? from Mascots (2016)
Then I give 'em a little, "I can't hear you. I can't hear you."
Then I give 'em a little, "I can't hear you. I can't hear you." from Mascots (2016)
Then you know what that smells like.
Then you know what that smells like. from Mascots (2016)
There are some seats still available.
There are some seats still available. from Mascots (2016)
There once was a boy who wanted a father,
There once was a boy who wanted a father, from Mascots (2016)
There was a bit of a thing in your voice.
There was a bit of a thing in your voice. from Mascots (2016)
There's a busload of people coming.
There's a busload of people coming. from Mascots (2016)
There's a factory here, and then there's two spoons.
There's a factory here, and then there's two spoons. from Mascots (2016)
There's also another reason that I am excited about going down there,
There's also another reason that I am excited about going down there, from Mascots (2016)
There's something about being in the wild that always connected me to the world.
There's something about being in the wild that always connected me to the world. from Mascots (2016)
There's the standard, "He runs, he kicks, he's got 100 pricks.
There's the standard, "He runs, he kicks, he's got 100 pricks. from Mascots (2016)
There's, um... from Mascots (2016)
They could quite possibly end up making a six figure salary
They could quite possibly end up making a six figure salary from Mascots (2016)
They don't. They just, uh...
They don't. They just, uh... from Mascots (2016)
They just hang in a closet.
They just hang in a closet. from Mascots (2016)
They might enjoy meeting you...
They might enjoy meeting you... from Mascots (2016)
They're 24 and 22 now, so they're big. They're big girls.
They're 24 and 22 now, so they're big. They're big girls. from Mascots (2016)
They're gonna be your toughest critics.
They're gonna be your toughest critics. from Mascots (2016)
They're like if two clouds had babies.
They're like if two clouds had babies. from Mascots (2016)
They've got fireworks and pyros and dancing girls.
They've got fireworks and pyros and dancing girls. from Mascots (2016)
Think about it. from Mascots (2016)
This could be grounds for disqualification.
This could be grounds for disqualification. from Mascots (2016)
This is the last place we look.
This is the last place we look. from Mascots (2016)
This place is massive. from Mascots (2016)
This right here is where all the mascots are gonna be performing.
This right here is where all the mascots are gonna be performing. from Mascots (2016)
This year is especially important
This year is especially important from Mascots (2016)
Throwing up and diarrhea.
Throwing up and diarrhea. from Mascots (2016)
To be honest, I was a little nervous about the poo,
To be honest, I was a little nervous about the poo, from Mascots (2016)
To find me involved in a very lewd act with his wife and his sister.
To find me involved in a very lewd act with his wife and his sister. from Mascots (2016)
To find me involved in a very lewd act with his wife and his sister.
To find me involved in a very lewd act with his wife and his sister. from Mascots (2016)
To keep things moving, to the first place, or gold, category...
To keep things moving, to the first place, or gold, category... from Mascots (2016)
To me, the glass is full.
To me, the glass is full. from Mascots (2016)
To present the World Mascot Association's highest honor.
To present the World Mascot Association's highest honor. from Mascots (2016)
To say that I was the first female to bring notoriety to our field
To say that I was the first female to bring notoriety to our field from Mascots (2016)
Today is the day that you go out there and you show the world who Phil Mayhew is.
Today is the day that you go out there and you show the world who Phil Mayhew is. from Mascots (2016)
Tommy Zucarello, plus one.
Tommy Zucarello, plus one. from Mascots (2016)
Tonight, we are all friends.
Tonight, we are all friends. from Mascots (2016)
Took 'em to a ball game. from Mascots (2016)
Trapped. from Mascots (2016)
Twenty three and a half years.
Twenty three and a half years. from Mascots (2016)
Two of us can go for the same price as one ticket.
Two of us can go for the same price as one ticket. from Mascots (2016)
Uh, at the game, I could feel that I cranked it coming off the mini tramp,
Uh, at the game, I could feel that I cranked it coming off the mini tramp, from Mascots (2016)
Uh, granddad... my granddad came up with a little family phrase,
Uh, granddad... my granddad came up with a little family phrase, from Mascots (2016)
Uh, how high is this ceiling?
Uh, how high is this ceiling? from Mascots (2016)
Uh, Kevin the Killer Whale and Tammy Turtle,
Uh, Kevin the Killer Whale and Tammy Turtle, from Mascots (2016)
Uh, no. Most of the teachers are blind.
Uh, no. Most of the teachers are blind. from Mascots (2016)
Uh, this guy picked me up. I was working at the Elevator Channel.
Uh, this guy picked me up. I was working at the Elevator Channel. from Mascots (2016)
Uh, we hired Courtney. from Mascots (2016)
Uh, yeah. Tommy's in there, but there's no plus one.
Uh, yeah. Tommy's in there, but there's no plus one. from Mascots (2016)
Uh... from Mascots (2016)
Uh... from Mascots (2016)
Uh... from Mascots (2016)
Um, here in the United States, we have, in the state of South Carolina,
Um, here in the United States, we have, in the state of South Carolina, from Mascots (2016)
Um, I actually met Zook first time... Gosh.
Um, I actually met Zook first time... Gosh. from Mascots (2016)
Um, I had a little dream in my heart of...
Um, I had a little dream in my heart of... from Mascots (2016)
Um, I'm a third generation mascot and butcher.
Um, I'm a third generation mascot and butcher. from Mascots (2016)
Um, sort of. It's really... It's a modern dance piece.
Um, sort of. It's really... It's a modern dance piece. from Mascots (2016)
Um, well, you know, there's gonna be... The toilet is up here.
Um, well, you know, there's gonna be... The toilet is up here. from Mascots (2016)
Um... from Mascots (2016)
Um... from Mascots (2016)
Um... from Mascots (2016)
Underneath that, there's a ring.
Underneath that, there's a ring. from Mascots (2016)
Unfortunately, it is still on the Internet.
Unfortunately, it is still on the Internet. from Mascots (2016)
Up, up, up, up, up and stop.
Up, up, up, up, up and stop. from Mascots (2016)
Very nice. from Mascots (2016)
Very posh, isn't it? from Mascots (2016)
Was he an angel? from Mascots (2016)
Was I ever here? from Mascots (2016)
Was it all right? Was it good?
Was it all right? Was it good? from Mascots (2016)
Was really fun. from Mascots (2016)
Was the fighting that Kenny would get into at the end.
Was the fighting that Kenny would get into at the end. from Mascots (2016)
Was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume.
Was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume. from Mascots (2016)
We are off the field over at Rhea Perlman Middle School,
We are off the field over at Rhea Perlman Middle School, from Mascots (2016)
We both decided to volunteer at the retirement home for mascots.
We both decided to volunteer at the retirement home for mascots. from Mascots (2016)
We did have a very good looking pole driver on there,
We did have a very good looking pole driver on there, from Mascots (2016)
We did it. from Mascots (2016)
We did Santa's Rocking Holiday Regatta,
We did Santa's Rocking Holiday Regatta, from Mascots (2016)
We done a girl baby. from Mascots (2016)
We give away three Fluffy Awards or, as we like to call them, "Fluffies."
We give away three Fluffy Awards or, as we like to call them, "Fluffies." from Mascots (2016)
We go to the same church, so I thought it was...
We go to the same church, so I thought it was... from Mascots (2016)
We gotta do 2,000 miles in three days.
We gotta do 2,000 miles in three days. from Mascots (2016)
We have 24 booths in all. Three more than last year.
We have 24 booths in all. Three more than last year. from Mascots (2016)
We have a great selection of candy and soft drinks.
We have a great selection of candy and soft drinks. from Mascots (2016)
We have bigger fish to fry. We have a drug problem.
We have bigger fish to fry. We have a drug problem. from Mascots (2016)
We just came down the 5, took 30 minutes.
We just came down the 5, took 30 minutes. from Mascots (2016)
We just might be televised.
We just might be televised. from Mascots (2016)
We really appreciate it. We'll see you here next year.
We really appreciate it. We'll see you here next year. from Mascots (2016)
We should get in. Let's go.
We should get in. Let's go. from Mascots (2016)
We took our kids, Muffy, Ponce, Sugito and um...
We took our kids, Muffy, Ponce, Sugito and um... from Mascots (2016)
We were crackin' up. from Mascots (2016)
We'll probably see you later then, I guess.
We'll probably see you later then, I guess. from Mascots (2016)
We're committed. from Mascots (2016)
We're gonna have a judges' table set up right over that way.
We're gonna have a judges' table set up right over that way. from Mascots (2016)
We're gonna talk for a little bit, okay?
We're gonna talk for a little bit, okay? from Mascots (2016)
We're jolly, as in gay." from Mascots (2016)
We're those people now. from Mascots (2016)
We've got a beautiful routine. It's lovely.
We've got a beautiful routine. It's lovely. from Mascots (2016)
Welcome to the 8th World Mascot Association Championships.
Welcome to the 8th World Mascot Association Championships. from Mascots (2016)
Well done. You should be a therapist, you should be.
Well done. You should be a therapist, you should be. from Mascots (2016)
Well, all I'm saying is, sometimes, you need to listen to other people.
Well, all I'm saying is, sometimes, you need to listen to other people. from Mascots (2016)
Well, he slept with someone.
Well, he slept with someone. from Mascots (2016)
Well, hell, everyone knows the Founding Fathers.
Well, hell, everyone knows the Founding Fathers. from Mascots (2016)
Well, I know, but that's why I love him.
Well, I know, but that's why I love him. from Mascots (2016)
Well, I'm awfully glad I have this woman in my life,
Well, I'm awfully glad I have this woman in my life, from Mascots (2016)
Well, I'm Jessica Mundt, from Mascots (2016)
Well, I'm not wearing a head,
Well, I'm not wearing a head, from Mascots (2016)
Well, I've had three yeast infections since my divorce.
Well, I've had three yeast infections since my divorce. from Mascots (2016)
Well, it is my honor, ladies and gentlemen,
Well, it is my honor, ladies and gentlemen, from Mascots (2016)
Well, it shouldn't. from Mascots (2016)
Well, maybe not in words.
Well, maybe not in words. from Mascots (2016)
Well, my head's still kinda in the head right now,
Well, my head's still kinda in the head right now, from Mascots (2016)
Well, my name is AJ Blumquist, and I'm a former mascot, Danny the Donkey.
Well, my name is AJ Blumquist, and I'm a former mascot, Danny the Donkey. from Mascots (2016)
Well, not tonight. from Mascots (2016)
Well, one is in Asia. One is in the American continent.
Well, one is in Asia. One is in the American continent. from Mascots (2016)
Well, thank you. Hi! Good to see you all.
Well, thank you. Hi! Good to see you all. from Mascots (2016)
Well, the time is here. from Mascots (2016)
Well, they were watching the mascots more than they were watching the game.
Well, they were watching the mascots more than they were watching the game. from Mascots (2016)
Well, um... I... from Mascots (2016)
Well, what else has happened? Oh, um...
Well, what else has happened? Oh, um... from Mascots (2016)
Well, what is the difference?
Well, what is the difference? from Mascots (2016)
Well, why didn't he do it yesterday?
Well, why didn't he do it yesterday? from Mascots (2016)
Well, yeah, but your dad wouldn't let you get away with not doing it.
Well, yeah, but your dad wouldn't let you get away with not doing it. from Mascots (2016)
Well, yeah. Your network's in New York, right?
Well, yeah. Your network's in New York, right? from Mascots (2016)
Well, you don't tell him. And words are useful, aren't they?
Well, you don't tell him. And words are useful, aren't they? from Mascots (2016)
Well, you look great. I don't see anything on your shirt.
Well, you look great. I don't see anything on your shirt. from Mascots (2016)
Well... from Mascots (2016)
What about the Fist? Is there the Fist plus one?
What about the Fist? Is there the Fist plus one? from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing, Zook? Let's go, man. We gotta get you suited up.
What are you doing, Zook? Let's go, man. We gotta get you suited up. from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing? You're ruining this!
What are you doing? You're ruining this! from Mascots (2016)
What are you going after there, sarge?
What are you going after there, sarge? from Mascots (2016)
What did Dr. Ezefee say about hate speech?
What did Dr. Ezefee say about hate speech? from Mascots (2016)
What did you say your name was?
What did you say your name was? from Mascots (2016)
What do I do? What do I do? What? Pull over.
What do I do? What do I do? What? Pull over. from Mascots (2016)
What do you mean what am I doing? Is this what's happening right now?
What do you mean what am I doing? Is this what's happening right now? from Mascots (2016)
What do you think? Just guesstimate?
What do you think? Just guesstimate? from Mascots (2016)
What happened? from Mascots (2016)
What have we got, the Cougars on Saturday?
What have we got, the Cougars on Saturday? from Mascots (2016)
What have you got planned here? I've been thinking about this act.
What have you got planned here? I've been thinking about this act. from Mascots (2016)
What is language? from Mascots (2016)
What was it all for, huh?
What was it all for, huh? from Mascots (2016)
What we've got is a British act that has tradition.
What we've got is a British act that has tradition. from Mascots (2016)
What with that, and me only having one bollock,
What with that, and me only having one bollock, from Mascots (2016)
What, you lie down and a truck goes over you or something?
What, you lie down and a truck goes over you or something? from Mascots (2016)
What? from Mascots (2016)
What? What? from Mascots (2016)
What'd I do? from Mascots (2016)
What's going on? from Mascots (2016)
What's less important is whether or not you hit it,
What's less important is whether or not you hit it, from Mascots (2016)
What's the act like, then?
What's the act like, then? from Mascots (2016)
Whatever you're smoking, you got any more of that?
Whatever you're smoking, you got any more of that? from Mascots (2016)
When a pro wrestler came home
When a pro wrestler came home from Mascots (2016)
When a pro wrestler came home
When a pro wrestler came home from Mascots (2016)
When I corrected a teacher.
When I corrected a teacher. from Mascots (2016)
When my second wife, Lordes, and I,
When my second wife, Lordes, and I, from Mascots (2016)
When we were in high school, I got a note.
When we were in high school, I got a note. from Mascots (2016)
When you and I were partnered up to build
When you and I were partnered up to build from Mascots (2016)
When you go out there, [stuttering] you wanna give it your all,
When you go out there, [stuttering] you wanna give it your all, from Mascots (2016)
Where we are both teachers.
Where we are both teachers. from Mascots (2016)
Which I discovered on my first day at school,
Which I discovered on my first day at school, from Mascots (2016)
Which I had a big, uh... A big success with.
Which I had a big, uh... A big success with. from Mascots (2016)
Which I think works well, artistically.
Which I think works well, artistically. from Mascots (2016)
Which is normal. from Mascots (2016)
Which is not factually correct, 'cause my mom didn't cut my bollock off.
Which is not factually correct, 'cause my mom didn't cut my bollock off. from Mascots (2016)
Which is on your basic tier cable package
Which is on your basic tier cable package from Mascots (2016)
Which is pretty much the best acting advice you could have.
Which is pretty much the best acting advice you could have. from Mascots (2016)
Which is, "Golly, gosh, no! We're not posh, no.
Which is, "Golly, gosh, no! We're not posh, no. from Mascots (2016)
Which means people are staying and buying things.
Which means people are staying and buying things. from Mascots (2016)
Which means that your character is in violation of rule 11B,
Which means that your character is in violation of rule 11B, from Mascots (2016)
Which states, "Mascots cannot represent or be associated with anything offensive
Which states, "Mascots cannot represent or be associated with anything offensive from Mascots (2016)
Which was fun. from Mascots (2016)
While the judges deliberate.
While the judges deliberate. from Mascots (2016)
Who made this complaint? from Mascots (2016)
Whoa! Hold on, hold on. What are you doing?
Whoa! Hold on, hold on. What are you doing? from Mascots (2016)
Whoa. from Mascots (2016)
Whoo! from Mascots (2016)
Why did you tell him not to bring his phone?
Why did you tell him not to bring his phone? from Mascots (2016)
Why don't you step outside, and the jury can deliberate.
Why don't you step outside, and the jury can deliberate. from Mascots (2016)
Willingham Rovers has been sort of part of my whole life.
Willingham Rovers has been sort of part of my whole life. from Mascots (2016)
With your eyes only, follow it.
With your eyes only, follow it. from Mascots (2016)
Without breaking my spine.
Without breaking my spine. from Mascots (2016)
Without our main sponsor, Mr. Buddy Campbell.
Without our main sponsor, Mr. Buddy Campbell. from Mascots (2016)
Word on the street has it that there are some unbelievable acts.
Word on the street has it that there are some unbelievable acts. from Mascots (2016)
Wow! from Mascots (2016)
Wow. from Mascots (2016)
Wrong. So wrong. from Mascots (2016)
Wyoming, Utah... from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, 'cause they're... It's an outfit.
Yeah, 'cause they're... It's an outfit. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, and they say that those who can't do, teach,
Yeah, and they say that those who can't do, teach, from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, and they'll toy with them for a half hour,
Yeah, and they'll toy with them for a half hour, from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, but I've read on the Internet that man's living on the moon,
Yeah, but I've read on the Internet that man's living on the moon, from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, I had a bit of a mesh tear inside the helmet.
Yeah, I had a bit of a mesh tear inside the helmet. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, I wanna help you someway, man.
Yeah, I wanna help you someway, man. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, I'm not a fake little person.
Yeah, I'm not a fake little person. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, my lawyer almost killed me, but I did it.
Yeah, my lawyer almost killed me, but I did it. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, not everything on Wikipedia is true.
Yeah, not everything on Wikipedia is true. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, of course. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, of course. Remember? I was the mascot.
Yeah, of course. Remember? I was the mascot. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, we're in the Burbank office.
Yeah, we're in the Burbank office. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, you know what? Might have been a yiff.
Yeah, you know what? Might have been a yiff. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. It's fun. It's generational.
Yeah. It's fun. It's generational. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. Me too. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. That's crabby walk. And you have to say it at the same time.
Yeah. That's crabby walk. And you have to say it at the same time. from Mascots (2016)
Yes, thank you for reminding me.
Yes, thank you for reminding me. from Mascots (2016)
Yes. No. Yes. from Mascots (2016)
You are my favorite student ever in the whole world.
You are my favorite student ever in the whole world. from Mascots (2016)
You can say both. from Mascots (2016)
You can't really hear it inside the head, but you can hear that there is a sound.
You can't really hear it inside the head, but you can hear that there is a sound. from Mascots (2016)
You deserve a good spankin'.
You deserve a good spankin'. from Mascots (2016)
You do the math. from Mascots (2016)
You don't tell him how good he is often enough.
You don't tell him how good he is often enough. from Mascots (2016)
You ever noticed that? Life is one big left turn to these people.
You ever noticed that? Life is one big left turn to these people. from Mascots (2016)
You ever see anything like this?
You ever see anything like this? from Mascots (2016)
You fit the lone shooter profile, I think.
You fit the lone shooter profile, I think. from Mascots (2016)
You gave out the silver. Then I do the gold.
You gave out the silver. Then I do the gold. from Mascots (2016)
You got every reason in the world to be nervous.
You got every reason in the world to be nervous. from Mascots (2016)
You got it. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
You got something on your nose, I think.
You got something on your nose, I think. from Mascots (2016)
You gotta quit saying that word.
You gotta quit saying that word. from Mascots (2016)
You have another little person down there operatin' the pedals for you?
You have another little person down there operatin' the pedals for you? from Mascots (2016)
You have this fairy dust that just... It just helps me.
You have this fairy dust that just... It just helps me. from Mascots (2016)
You have to be very careful how you spell that, though.
You have to be very careful how you spell that, though. from Mascots (2016)
You just attach it with some bolts and a wrench, and then you have a...
You just attach it with some bolts and a wrench, and then you have a... from Mascots (2016)
You just never know if it's... if it's your day.
You just never know if it's... if it's your day. from Mascots (2016)
You know it. from Mascots (2016)
You know what? I'll take that over some guy defecating on my head.
You know what? I'll take that over some guy defecating on my head. from Mascots (2016)
You know, "What's this? What's..."
You know, "What's this? What's..." from Mascots (2016)
You know, "Where's dinner?" "Down here."
You know, "Where's dinner?" "Down here." from Mascots (2016)
You know, as judges we had some very difficult decisions to make.
You know, as judges we had some very difficult decisions to make. from Mascots (2016)
You know, for Anaheim, the big show.
You know, for Anaheim, the big show. from Mascots (2016)
You know, I could nudge some of my people towards you.
You know, I could nudge some of my people towards you. from Mascots (2016)
You know, I first fell in love with Mascotting
You know, I first fell in love with Mascotting from Mascots (2016)
You know, I just never knew who was in there.
You know, I just never knew who was in there. from Mascots (2016)
You know, I was overcompensating. Classic overcompensation.
You know, I was overcompensating. Classic overcompensation. from Mascots (2016)
You know, like any couple, we have our ups and downs.
You know, like any couple, we have our ups and downs. from Mascots (2016)
You know, these seniors have, like, gnarled up fingers like this.
You know, these seniors have, like, gnarled up fingers like this. from Mascots (2016)
You know, they can criticize our country,
You know, they can criticize our country, from Mascots (2016)
You know, they'll just pop 'em open like a pistachio.
You know, they'll just pop 'em open like a pistachio. from Mascots (2016)
You know, what we need to do is check with the Indian guy in the gift shop
You know, what we need to do is check with the Indian guy in the gift shop from Mascots (2016)
You know, you're having a great time, and then...
You know, you're having a great time, and then... from Mascots (2016)
You like dogs? from Mascots (2016)
You look good. What do you wanna do?
You look good. What do you wanna do? from Mascots (2016)
You lost me somewhere in there, but I guess it's all kind of...
You lost me somewhere in there, but I guess it's all kind of... from Mascots (2016)
You may remember, it was a live television event.
You may remember, it was a live television event. from Mascots (2016)
You need to be honest with me right now. Have you been drinking?
You need to be honest with me right now. Have you been drinking? from Mascots (2016)
You piece of garbage! from Mascots (2016)
You probably have it, too,
You probably have it, too, from Mascots (2016)
You snuck up on us. from Mascots (2016)
You take a few minutes, play around with the ladder,
You take a few minutes, play around with the ladder, from Mascots (2016)
You think that name would be on the tip of my tongue. I'm sorry.
You think that name would be on the tip of my tongue. I'm sorry. from Mascots (2016)
You wanna just put in, "hashtag..."
You wanna just put in, "hashtag..." from Mascots (2016)
You were amazing. You were so good.
You were amazing. You were so good. from Mascots (2016)
You'd make a good mascot.
You'd make a good mascot. from Mascots (2016)
You'll put on the mask, and you'll be great.
You'll put on the mask, and you'll be great. from Mascots (2016)
You're a criminal moron. from Mascots (2016)
You're Alvin. You gotta get up there and do it.
You're Alvin. You gotta get up there and do it. from Mascots (2016)
You're being impossible. from Mascots (2016)
You're comparing the term "squaw" with the c word?
You're comparing the term "squaw" with the c word? from Mascots (2016)
You're gonna be great. from Mascots (2016)
You're gonna be very concerned about your job.
You're gonna be very concerned about your job. from Mascots (2016)
You're gonna go out there and perform.
You're gonna go out there and perform. from Mascots (2016)
You're good. from Mascots (2016)
You're my favorite teacher.
You're my favorite teacher. from Mascots (2016)
You're not listening to him.
You're not listening to him. from Mascots (2016)
You're... We had the Mexican the other day. It was spicy.
You're... We had the Mexican the other day. It was spicy. from Mascots (2016)
You've got the wrong number.
You've got the wrong number. from Mascots (2016)
Zook, let's go, man. We gotta get going.
Zook, let's go, man. We gotta get going. from Mascots (2016)
"Lightning in a bottle" we called it. Yeah. There you go.
"Lightning in a bottle" we called it. Yeah. There you go. from Mascots (2016)
"That doesn't fit." "It's not for the families."
"That doesn't fit." "It's not for the families." from Mascots (2016)
[airplane whooshing] [PA announcement chiming]
[airplane whooshing] [PA announcement chiming] from Mascots (2016)
[Andy] Hey, how's it going? [man] Good evening.
[Andy] Hey, how's it going? [man] Good evening. from Mascots (2016)
[audience applauds] It's a good routine.
[audience applauds] It's a good routine. from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering] Plumber time!
[audience cheering] Plumber time! from Mascots (2016)
[beeping] [man] Maybe just up a little bit higher.
[beeping] [man] Maybe just up a little bit higher. from Mascots (2016)
[beeps] [music stops] from Mascots (2016)
[both chuckle] I like the outfit.
[both chuckle] I like the outfit. from Mascots (2016)
[both exclaim] Ouch! from Mascots (2016)
[both yelling] [Mike groans]
[both yelling] [Mike groans] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] Luckily, I could do this.
[chuckles] Luckily, I could do this. from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] Hi. Wow! [laughs] Hey. Wow!
[chuckles] Hi. Wow! [laughs] Hey. Wow! from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] Hey, babe. Oh, my God.
[Cindi] Hey, babe. Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
[drumroll] [audience applauding]
[drumroll] [audience applauding] from Mascots (2016)
[Gabby laughing] [audience chanting] Fist! Fist!
[Gabby laughing] [audience chanting] Fist! Fist! from Mascots (2016)
[Gabby] Hi. What's your name? Hi. Tommy.
[Gabby] Hi. What's your name? Hi. Tommy. from Mascots (2016)
[indistinct chatter] [scattered applause]
[indistinct chatter] [scattered applause] from Mascots (2016)
[Jessica] Yeah. Hey! from Mascots (2016)
[knocks on door] Oh. from Mascots (2016)
[Langston] Well, this is my playground. [woman chuckles]
[Langston] Well, this is my playground. [woman chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[laughing] Hi! [shrieking]
[laughing] Hi! [shrieking] from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Okay, we are late. [Mindy] We're really not that late.
[Mike] Okay, we are late. [Mindy] We're really not that late. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Yeah. Yeah. [Laci] Good to see you. Hi.
[Mike] Yeah. Yeah. [Laci] Good to see you. Hi. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] You wanna drag us to hell? [Mindy] Idiot!
[Mike] You wanna drag us to hell? [Mindy] Idiot! from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy groans] [Mike] You are really...
[Mindy groans] [Mike] You are really... from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy groans] What are you doing? It's a huge part of my life!
[Mindy groans] What are you doing? It's a huge part of my life! from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Idiot. Oh, I'm an idiot?
[Mindy] Idiot. Oh, I'm an idiot? from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] It's great to see you. I'm okay.
[Mindy] It's great to see you. I'm okay. from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Oh, my God! Hi! You guys are here.
[Mindy] Oh, my God! Hi! You guys are here. from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Would you throw the ball? Yeah, I'll throw it.
[Mindy] Would you throw the ball? Yeah, I'll throw it. from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Yeah, you hired her. Yeah, I did. She's our nanny.
[Mindy] Yeah, you hired her. Yeah, I did. She's our nanny. from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] You got my bag? We're running late.
[Mindy] You got my bag? We're running late. from Mascots (2016)
[officer] Pull over, now. [Owen] Is that for me? Oh, bugger.
[officer] Pull over, now. [Owen] Is that for me? Oh, bugger. from Mascots (2016)
[Owen Sr.] You bought it? When? Yeah, I bought it yesterday.
[Owen Sr.] You bought it? When? Yeah, I bought it yesterday. from Mascots (2016)
[Owen] What did you want? Cod and chips.
[Owen] What did you want? Cod and chips. from Mascots (2016)
[Phil] It says "center for the blind." Right. Right.
[Phil] It says "center for the blind." Right. Right. from Mascots (2016)
[rock music playing] [audience cheering]
[rock music playing] [audience cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[scoffs] Yeah. No. That seemed rude.
[scoffs] Yeah. No. That seemed rude. from Mascots (2016)
[siren blaring] [officer] Pull over.
[siren blaring] [officer] Pull over. from Mascots (2016)
[Tommy] Oh, that's it! Oh, that's it! [woman moaning]
[Tommy] Oh, that's it! Oh, that's it! [woman moaning] from Mascots (2016)
[woman moaning] [man grunting]
[woman moaning] [man grunting] from Mascots (2016)
[woman] Yes! [audience applauds and cheers]
[woman] Yes! [audience applauds and cheers] from Mascots (2016)
Actually, I am. I'm a mascot. Oh!
Actually, I am. I'm a mascot. Oh! from Mascots (2016)
Ah, got what you wanted? I got what I wanted.
Ah, got what you wanted? I got what I wanted. from Mascots (2016)
All right, guys. See you Saturday. Hey, come on, man.
All right, guys. See you Saturday. Hey, come on, man. from Mascots (2016)
All right, Mr. Golly? Feet on the line. It's "jolly."
All right, Mr. Golly? Feet on the line. It's "jolly." from Mascots (2016)
All right, strawberry as requested. Oh, thank you.
All right, strawberry as requested. Oh, thank you. from Mascots (2016)
All right. [stammering] It's okay. I'm okay.
All right. [stammering] It's okay. I'm okay. from Mascots (2016)
All right. It's got to be a person of your, uh...
All right. It's got to be a person of your, uh... from Mascots (2016)
And I am under this man's wing. [both laugh]
And I am under this man's wing. [both laugh] from Mascots (2016)
And I feel born anew. [both chuckle]
And I feel born anew. [both chuckle] from Mascots (2016)
And I find it very rewarding, you know. Yeah.
And I find it very rewarding, you know. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
and I knew... I thought... I was at the game.
and I knew... I thought... I was at the game. from Mascots (2016)
And that's a good lesson for a marriage. Yeah.
And that's a good lesson for a marriage. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
and then just break their necks. Yeah.
and then just break their necks. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
And they're all blind? Yeah, they're all blind.
And they're all blind? Yeah, they're all blind. from Mascots (2016)
and this face stared at me. [chuckles]
and this face stared at me. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
And where's he? He's home sick today.
And where's he? He's home sick today. from Mascots (2016)
And, you know, it's springtime. [muttering]
And, you know, it's springtime. [muttering] from Mascots (2016)
Are all these kids blind? Oh, yeah, they're all blind. All of them.
Are all these kids blind? Oh, yeah, they're all blind. All of them. from Mascots (2016)
At the angry music club? You belong at the Succubus Olympics!
At the angry music club? You belong at the Succubus Olympics! from Mascots (2016)
Babineaux. Babineaux. from Mascots (2016)
Bad baby. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Because... That was perfect, by the way.
Because... That was perfect, by the way. from Mascots (2016)
Biggest day of his life. Biggest day of your life, more like.
Biggest day of his life. Biggest day of your life, more like. from Mascots (2016)
Both of you. Really enjoy it. [chuckling]
Both of you. Really enjoy it. [chuckling] from Mascots (2016)
Bruschetta? Are you serious? Oh, yeah.
Bruschetta? Are you serious? Oh, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
But then you had your kids. Yes.
But then you had your kids. Yes. from Mascots (2016)
But we'll talk about it together, okay? Yeah.
But we'll talk about it together, okay? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Bye. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Center stage, in the back there. All right.
Center stage, in the back there. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Cindi Babineaux. Yeah, Cindi Babineaux.
Cindi Babineaux. Yeah, Cindi Babineaux. from Mascots (2016)
Come here, you look so beautiful. Oh! Oh, so do you. Oh!
Come here, you look so beautiful. Oh! Oh, so do you. Oh! from Mascots (2016)
Corky! Hi, Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
Did you get it? Good. I got cod and chips.
Did you get it? Good. I got cod and chips. from Mascots (2016)
Did you see what your face did? Okay. I hear you.
Did you see what your face did? Okay. I hear you. from Mascots (2016)
Do you know what your face did? I hear your criticism, and I validate it.
Do you know what your face did? I hear your criticism, and I validate it. from Mascots (2016)
Does this smell normal? I can't tell.
Does this smell normal? I can't tell. from Mascots (2016)
Don't touch me! Why do you do that?
Don't touch me! Why do you do that? from Mascots (2016)
Dutch courage, is it? Huh?
Dutch courage, is it? Huh? from Mascots (2016)
Eddy? Is his name Eddy? Yeah.
Eddy? Is his name Eddy? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
For heaven's sakes. All right. Do you... [laughs]
For heaven's sakes. All right. Do you... [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
Getting out the car. Stop right there.
Getting out the car. Stop right there. from Mascots (2016)
Give 'em hell. [mimics batting] Touchdown.
Give 'em hell. [mimics batting] Touchdown. from Mascots (2016)
God, it's so good to see you. Well, thanks for doing this.
God, it's so good to see you. Well, thanks for doing this. from Mascots (2016)
God. Nice to see you, too.
God. Nice to see you, too. from Mascots (2016)
Good, good changes. Good changes.
Good, good changes. Good changes. from Mascots (2016)
Great job. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Great work, by the way. Thank you.
Great work, by the way. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Great. God, we had so much fun, didn't we?
Great. God, we had so much fun, didn't we? from Mascots (2016)
Half of 'em. Half of 'em.
Half of 'em. Half of 'em. from Mascots (2016)
Half of 'em. Half of 'em.
Half of 'em. Half of 'em. from Mascots (2016)
have you been drinking alcohol? No,
have you been drinking alcohol? No, from Mascots (2016)
Hello, there. Oh, hello. Welcome, sir.
Hello, there. Oh, hello. Welcome, sir. from Mascots (2016)
Hello? [yawns] from Mascots (2016)
Hello. Hello. from Mascots (2016)
Hello. Hi! I'm Laci. from Mascots (2016)
Herons all the way. Wow! All right.
Herons all the way. Wow! All right. from Mascots (2016)
Hey, Cindi? It's open. from Mascots (2016)
Hey, let's have a party! [all cheering]
Hey, let's have a party! [all cheering] from Mascots (2016)
Hey, stop humping my wife! Get off me! Jesus!
Hey, stop humping my wife! Get off me! Jesus! from Mascots (2016)
Hey, you put on some weight? Well...
Hey, you put on some weight? Well... from Mascots (2016)
Hey! Hey, stop! Get off! What are you...
Hey! Hey, stop! Get off! What are you... from Mascots (2016)
Hey. Look at you. from Mascots (2016)
Hey. Oh, my God. from Mascots (2016)
Hi, how are you? How are you? Hello.
Hi, how are you? How are you? Hello. from Mascots (2016)
Hi! What's your name? Hi. Lindsay.
Hi! What's your name? Hi. Lindsay. from Mascots (2016)
Hi. Hi. from Mascots (2016)
Hi. That's what you should...
Hi. That's what you should... from Mascots (2016)
Hi. I have metal on my hands, silver. We'll just...
Hi. I have metal on my hands, silver. We'll just... from Mascots (2016)
Hmm. Nice! Look at that. from Mascots (2016)
How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you.
How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you. from Mascots (2016)
How long has it been? I don't know, it's...
How long has it been? I don't know, it's... from Mascots (2016)
How was your flight? It was a little bumpy, you know.
How was your flight? It was a little bumpy, you know. from Mascots (2016)
How you doing? Hey, you... AJ.
How you doing? Hey, you... AJ. from Mascots (2016)
Huh. Gabby. Let me go ahead and get your card.
Huh. Gabby. Let me go ahead and get your card. from Mascots (2016)
I better call 'em. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
I can't hear them... So, I like all this up to a point.
I can't hear them... So, I like all this up to a point. from Mascots (2016)
I completely... I'm with you. You know. But I mean, I get crazy.
I completely... I'm with you. You know. But I mean, I get crazy. from Mascots (2016)
I did. We're good. [slurping]
I did. We're good. [slurping] from Mascots (2016)
I do that. It's fun for them.
I do that. It's fun for them. from Mascots (2016)
I do. I wanna get inside that noodle.
I do. I wanna get inside that noodle. from Mascots (2016)
I don't know what to say. Um... Please don't cry.
I don't know what to say. Um... Please don't cry. from Mascots (2016)
I don't think so. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
I don't wanna be too forward, but you... No. No.
I don't wanna be too forward, but you... No. No. from Mascots (2016)
I feel good. I feel great. Okay.
I feel good. I feel great. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
I got it. Don't worry. He's got everything.
I got it. Don't worry. He's got everything. from Mascots (2016)
I know. Tradition is good!
I know. Tradition is good! from Mascots (2016)
I love you. Oh, God. from Mascots (2016)
I made it. [gasps] from Mascots (2016)
I made it. Oh, my God, you did.
I made it. Oh, my God, you did. from Mascots (2016)
I put a heart over it. 'Course you do.
I put a heart over it. 'Course you do. from Mascots (2016)
I teach English. [chuckles] Yeah.
I teach English. [chuckles] Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
I think it's this. It could be.
I think it's this. It could be. from Mascots (2016)
I think they want me to continue. No, I am the senior judge, so...
I think they want me to continue. No, I am the senior judge, so... from Mascots (2016)
I would like $5, please. I'm a little short this week.
I would like $5, please. I'm a little short this week. from Mascots (2016)
I'll be over in a minute. Hurry up.
I'll be over in a minute. Hurry up. from Mascots (2016)
I'll let you know when we're done. No, no. I know.
I'll let you know when we're done. No, no. I know. from Mascots (2016)
I'm a baby with an abusive mommy. [both laughing]
I'm a baby with an abusive mommy. [both laughing] from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna ask you one more time. Okay.
I'm gonna ask you one more time. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
I'm gonna start again. Let's do it.
I'm gonna start again. Let's do it. from Mascots (2016)
I'm Mindy. Hi, Mindy. I'm Cindi.
I'm Mindy. Hi, Mindy. I'm Cindi. from Mascots (2016)
I'm really hungry. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry for my... I don't know what I... That's all right.
I'm sorry for my... I don't know what I... That's all right. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sorry to interrupt you there... No,
I'm sorry to interrupt you there... No, from Mascots (2016)
I'm starvin'. All right. from Mascots (2016)
I'm sure it's there. Mm hmm.
I'm sure it's there. Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
in that it's about cooperation... [woman] Mm hmm.
in that it's about cooperation... [woman] Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Is Purley posh? We're posh.
Is Purley posh? We're posh. from Mascots (2016)
Is that right? They must be a little bit late.
Is that right? They must be a little bit late. from Mascots (2016)
Is that today? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It doesn't matter. But you've been doing it your whole life.
It doesn't matter. But you've been doing it your whole life. from Mascots (2016)
It hasn't always been easy. Yeah.
It hasn't always been easy. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It is what he's saying. No, he's not.
It is what he's saying. No, he's not. from Mascots (2016)
It pours. Right. from Mascots (2016)
It was different in olden times. In my granddad's day, uh,
It was different in olden times. In my granddad's day, uh, from Mascots (2016)
It was sister talk. Like sisters in Christ.
It was sister talk. Like sisters in Christ. from Mascots (2016)
It's a sadistic thing. Yeah.
It's a sadistic thing. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It's a vanilla wrap? It's called a vanilla wrap.
It's a vanilla wrap? It's called a vanilla wrap. from Mascots (2016)
It's about listening. [woman] Yeah.
It's about listening. [woman] Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
It's hard, huh? Yeah, it's really hard.
It's hard, huh? Yeah, it's really hard. from Mascots (2016)
It's right here. Oh. You're right.
It's right here. Oh. You're right. from Mascots (2016)
It's so good to see you. Wow!
It's so good to see you. Wow! from Mascots (2016)
Just give it to her. I am the senior judge.
Just give it to her. I am the senior judge. from Mascots (2016)
Just tryin' to get some almonds up there. Here, use me.
Just tryin' to get some almonds up there. Here, use me. from Mascots (2016)
Keep climbing, Hedgehog. Thanks, Tommy.
Keep climbing, Hedgehog. Thanks, Tommy. from Mascots (2016)
Keep your head low... Yeah, yeah.
Keep your head low... Yeah, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Ladders, up, down... What?
Ladders, up, down... What? from Mascots (2016)
Ladies? Ladies? Can I help you? [Laci] Hey.
Ladies? Ladies? Can I help you? [Laci] Hey. from Mascots (2016)
Let me check. [chuckles] Oh.
Let me check. [chuckles] Oh. from Mascots (2016)
Let me share with you what I do. Oh, wow, please. Okay, I'm all ears.
Let me share with you what I do. Oh, wow, please. Okay, I'm all ears. from Mascots (2016)
little bit on my blouse. [groans]
little bit on my blouse. [groans] from Mascots (2016)
Long day? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Lovely. Wow! from Mascots (2016)
May I? Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Maybe I'll see you afterwards. Okay.
Maybe I'll see you afterwards. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Merry old England. [cheering]
Merry old England. [cheering] from Mascots (2016)
Mike Murray. Hi, I'm Laci.
Mike Murray. Hi, I'm Laci. from Mascots (2016)
Mmm, delicious. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
No, he did have... What's this doing here?
No, he did have... What's this doing here? from Mascots (2016)
No, it's not like they... 'Cause it's a very competitive contest.
No, it's not like they... 'Cause it's a very competitive contest. from Mascots (2016)
No, no. I'm fine. I got a whole... You good?
No, no. I'm fine. I got a whole... You good? from Mascots (2016)
No, we're not okay! We're okay.
No, we're not okay! We're okay. from Mascots (2016)
No. I'll tell you what, from Mascots (2016)
No. I'm okay. Thank you. All right.
No. I'm okay. Thank you. All right. from Mascots (2016)
No. No, put your paw down. Okay.
No. No, put your paw down. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Nothing. Nothing? from Mascots (2016)
Oh, good for you. Thank you. I'm gonna win this thing.
Oh, good for you. Thank you. I'm gonna win this thing. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, good luck, mate. [doorbell chimes]
Oh, good luck, mate. [doorbell chimes] from Mascots (2016)
Oh, great. He's got a wonderful act.
Oh, great. He's got a wonderful act. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, hey, Langston. Oh, we have got a problem.
Oh, hey, Langston. Oh, we have got a problem. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, I've never heard that term. Mm hmm.
Oh, I've never heard that term. Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. Hey! from Mascots (2016)
Oh, my God. You could have got shot!
Oh, my God. You could have got shot! from Mascots (2016)
Oh, okay. Is... from Mascots (2016)
Oh, okay. That's all right.
Oh, okay. That's all right. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, out both ends? Yes. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, please. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, shut up, Dad. No. No, I mean it.
Oh, shut up, Dad. No. No, I mean it. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, two for one. Uh huh. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you've heard of it.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you've heard of it. from Mascots (2016)
Oh, you look beautiful! Thank you.
Oh, you look beautiful! Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Oh! I know. from Mascots (2016)
Oh? And his dad was Sid before him.
Oh? And his dad was Sid before him. from Mascots (2016)
Oh. [both chuckle] from Mascots (2016)
Oh. [both chuckle] from Mascots (2016)
Oh. It's about women and fertility.
Oh. It's about women and fertility. from Mascots (2016)
Oh. Oh, God! from Mascots (2016)
Okay. [Laci chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Okay. But I need another person.
Okay. But I need another person. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. But nevertheless, as a plumber,
Okay. But nevertheless, as a plumber, from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Hey, look at this. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. I know how it works. Go ahead.
Okay. I know how it works. Go ahead. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. I like your whistle.
Okay. I like your whistle. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. I'm gonna start again.
Okay. I'm gonna start again. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. It was a little high, though.
Okay. It was a little high, though. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. [chuckles] and you'll be back to your old self.
Okay. [chuckles] and you'll be back to your old self. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. All right. Bye. Mm hmm. Yeah.
Okay. All right. Bye. Mm hmm. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. I'll check. Yeah, I'm sure it's there.
Okay. I'll check. Yeah, I'm sure it's there. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. We're gonna move on. Are we done?
Okay. We're gonna move on. Are we done? from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Well, you can also relax. [man] Okay.
Okay. Well, you can also relax. [man] Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. Yeah, let me take a look at that. Sure.
Okay. Yeah, let me take a look at that. Sure. from Mascots (2016)
Okay. You know what? Will you be careful with these?
Okay. You know what? Will you be careful with these? from Mascots (2016)
One minute, Miss Monkhouse. All right.
One minute, Miss Monkhouse. All right. from Mascots (2016)
Owen! Owen! from Mascots (2016)
Persuasion. Right. from Mascots (2016)
Really? Definitely, yes. from Mascots (2016)
Really? I don't. from Mascots (2016)
Record that. Don't be silly. [chuckles]
Record that. Don't be silly. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Remember that? And I would take the...
Remember that? And I would take the... from Mascots (2016)
Right, go. Smash it, babe.
Right, go. Smash it, babe. from Mascots (2016)
Robin Wexler. Phil. from Mascots (2016)
She's a grandma. [laughs] So she's a... I am.
She's a grandma. [laughs] So she's a... I am. from Mascots (2016)
She's a pencil. [giggles]
She's a pencil. [giggles] from Mascots (2016)
Shut up about the fucking ladder. Right. Okay.
Shut up about the fucking ladder. Right. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Smaller the better. Shorter than me?
Smaller the better. Shorter than me? from Mascots (2016)
So that Tammy's eyes are looking up. I know.
So that Tammy's eyes are looking up. I know. from Mascots (2016)
So we have to become American now? No, we're not coming...
So we have to become American now? No, we're not coming... from Mascots (2016)
so we need to... Well, you're very tall. It's obnoxious.
so we need to... Well, you're very tall. It's obnoxious. from Mascots (2016)
So, I'm gonna show you... Yeah, please.
So, I'm gonna show you... Yeah, please. from Mascots (2016)
So, it's a bit of a family tradition. It's a family tradition.
So, it's a bit of a family tradition. It's a family tradition. from Mascots (2016)
So, nothing serious? Nothing serious.
So, nothing serious? Nothing serious. from Mascots (2016)
So, that was my nickname for a bit. [exhales slowly]
So, that was my nickname for a bit. [exhales slowly] from Mascots (2016)
Sorry about that. Sorry. I guess we can't help ourselves.
Sorry about that. Sorry. I guess we can't help ourselves. from Mascots (2016)
Sorry about that. What was that?
Sorry about that. What was that? from Mascots (2016)
Sorry I'm late. Oh, hi, Phil.
Sorry I'm late. Oh, hi, Phil. from Mascots (2016)
Sorry, sorry. We've been going mental.
Sorry, sorry. We've been going mental. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you for coming. Thank you.
Thank you for coming. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. I need you. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. That's cool. from Mascots (2016)
Thank you. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
That came so close to my head! Okay.
That came so close to my head! Okay. from Mascots (2016)
that lets... You're funnin' me, but okay.
that lets... You're funnin' me, but okay. from Mascots (2016)
That was an ordeal. It was nuts. Yeah.
That was an ordeal. It was nuts. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
That was progress. All right.
That was progress. All right. from Mascots (2016)
That's exciting. Let's go. Did you pay?
That's exciting. Let's go. Did you pay? from Mascots (2016)
That's family progress, eh? Wow.
That's family progress, eh? Wow. from Mascots (2016)
That's nice. Well, I do. from Mascots (2016)
That's only $11 to go out on a boat. Yeah.
That's only $11 to go out on a boat. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
That's really sweet. [chuckles]
That's really sweet. [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
That's the whole problem. What is it? What's happening?
That's the whole problem. What is it? What's happening? from Mascots (2016)
That's what it means. What?
That's what it means. What? from Mascots (2016)
The team was sold, and we were let go. Yeah.
The team was sold, and we were let go. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
They have fried stuff. Okay.
They have fried stuff. Okay. from Mascots (2016)
They're not Sid anymore. No. No, I'm Sid now. Yeah.
They're not Sid anymore. No. No, I'm Sid now. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
to go on stage. What? from Mascots (2016)
To the left. Eyes only. Yeah, eyes only.
To the left. Eyes only. Yeah, eyes only. from Mascots (2016)
Tommy, this has been a delight. Oh, well, thank you so much.
Tommy, this has been a delight. Oh, well, thank you so much. from Mascots (2016)
Too hard. [Mike] What are you doing?
Too hard. [Mike] What are you doing? from Mascots (2016)
Uh, the Fist? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Uh, this is my wife, Sarah Golly. Hello.
Uh, this is my wife, Sarah Golly. Hello. from Mascots (2016)
Uh... [chewing loudly] from Mascots (2016)
Um... Kids can be cruel. Kids can be cruel.
Um... Kids can be cruel. Kids can be cruel. from Mascots (2016)
Waitin'. Yeah. How you doin'?
Waitin'. Yeah. How you doin'? from Mascots (2016)
We did it. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
We done a little baby, didn't we? Yeah.
We done a little baby, didn't we? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
We got a big problem. Why? What? Why? What is it?
We got a big problem. Why? What? Why? What is it? from Mascots (2016)
We gotta hit the road, man. [Tommy groans]
We gotta hit the road, man. [Tommy groans] from Mascots (2016)
We have the same daddy." We do.
We have the same daddy." We do. from Mascots (2016)
We love the bad boys. [chuckles] Yeah, do you?
We love the bad boys. [chuckles] Yeah, do you? from Mascots (2016)
We love the bad boys. [laughing] Isn't she funny?
We love the bad boys. [laughing] Isn't she funny? from Mascots (2016)
We're just rehearsing. That's all right.
We're just rehearsing. That's all right. from Mascots (2016)
We're just two individuals? Throw the ball. What?
We're just two individuals? Throw the ball. What? from Mascots (2016)
Well, where have you been? I'm here.
Well, where have you been? I'm here. from Mascots (2016)
Well, yeah. Me, too. from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing? We're okay.
What are you doing? We're okay. from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing? What do you mean what am I doing?
What are you doing? What do you mean what am I doing? from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing? What?
What are you doing? What? from Mascots (2016)
What are you doing? You just had a piece of fuzz in your...
What are you doing? You just had a piece of fuzz in your... from Mascots (2016)
What do you want? I could go with, like, wings
What do you want? I could go with, like, wings from Mascots (2016)
What is it? Tell me. It has absolutely nothing to do with sex.
What is it? Tell me. It has absolutely nothing to do with sex. from Mascots (2016)
What? You wanna try my gum?
What? You wanna try my gum? from Mascots (2016)
What? Hi. [laughs] Hey. from Mascots (2016)
What? Why? Yeah, he's on ecstasy.
What? Why? Yeah, he's on ecstasy. from Mascots (2016)
What's a furry? A furry is simply
What's a furry? A furry is simply from Mascots (2016)
What's a furry? It's not a big deal.
What's a furry? It's not a big deal. from Mascots (2016)
What's the ladder for? Oh, this? The ladder, yeah.
What's the ladder for? Oh, this? The ladder, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
What's your name? Laci. from Mascots (2016)
When did you last see him? This morning at the hotel.
When did you last see him? This morning at the hotel. from Mascots (2016)
Where? Here? Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
which made it even more personal. You know, when it rains...
which made it even more personal. You know, when it rains... from Mascots (2016)
Who was that guy? [horn honks]
Who was that guy? [horn honks] from Mascots (2016)
Whoa. [Jolene whimpers] from Mascots (2016)
Whoo! Hey, two things. from Mascots (2016)
Whoo! Yeah, sister. Yeah. So I'm relieved.
Whoo! Yeah, sister. Yeah. So I'm relieved. from Mascots (2016)
Will you stop being stupid right now? Okay.
Will you stop being stupid right now? Okay. from Mascots (2016)
Wow. Great. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, a match. Oh, yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, I'm just... [chuckles]
Yeah, I'm just... [chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, it's fun. And it's fun.
Yeah, it's fun. And it's fun. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, no... Anchovy and bruschetta.
Yeah, no... Anchovy and bruschetta. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, tell me about it. Laughing.
Yeah, tell me about it. Laughing. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, that was me. That was me. Wow!
Yeah, that was me. That was me. Wow! from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, that's great. Yeah.
Yeah, that's great. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, the mascot. Yep. Well, I manage him.
Yeah, the mascot. Yep. Well, I manage him. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah, you wanna give back. I wanna give back. That's exactly right.
Yeah, you wanna give back. I wanna give back. That's exactly right. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah! I sure did. Yeah? from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. [sighs] from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. And they'll... from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. Have you been drinking today?
Yeah. Have you been drinking today? from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. In history class. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. So that was the weird thing
Yeah. So that was the weird thing from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. So, music starts. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. What? from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. With your eyes only.
Yeah. With your eyes only. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. You know. from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. [chuckles] It does. Well...
Yeah. [chuckles] It does. Well... from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. I think it'll be fun. Ooh!
Yeah. I think it'll be fun. Ooh! from Mascots (2016)
Yeah. Sure. Exactly. We all do it.
Yeah. Sure. Exactly. We all do it. from Mascots (2016)
Yes! When? from Mascots (2016)
Yes. Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
Yes. Boner! [all laugh] from Mascots (2016)
You bet, darling. Take care.
You bet, darling. Take care. from Mascots (2016)
You didn't tell me about it. I have told you.
You didn't tell me about it. I have told you. from Mascots (2016)
You didn't tell me about it. I have told you.
You didn't tell me about it. I have told you. from Mascots (2016)
You gave out the bronze. I gave out the bronze.
You gave out the bronze. I gave out the bronze. from Mascots (2016)
You got a good sense of humor. I'll ask 'em.
You got a good sense of humor. I'll ask 'em. from Mascots (2016)
You had your accident. I had an accident.
You had your accident. I had an accident. from Mascots (2016)
You have a nice... a beautiful laugh. Thank you.
You have a nice... a beautiful laugh. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
You know that. Thank you.
You know that. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
You know what? Why do you do that?
You know what? Why do you do that? from Mascots (2016)
You know, I just... [stutters] I celebrate that.
You know, I just... [stutters] I celebrate that. from Mascots (2016)
You know, we haven't been sleeping. I'm sorry.
You know, we haven't been sleeping. I'm sorry. from Mascots (2016)
You look happy and relaxed. Thank you.
You look happy and relaxed. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
You look... Hello! Look at you.
You look... Hello! Look at you. from Mascots (2016)
You moved your head. You moved your head. No, I didn't.
You moved your head. You moved your head. No, I didn't. from Mascots (2016)
You ruined it. You ruined it. We're okay.
You ruined it. You ruined it. We're okay. from Mascots (2016)
You were at the game? I was. I was.
You were at the game? I was. I was. from Mascots (2016)
You're a Babineaux? Yes. from Mascots (2016)
You're a Herons fan? [laughs]
You're a Herons fan? [laughs] from Mascots (2016)
You're joking. I said stuff that I shouldn't have said.
You're joking. I said stuff that I shouldn't have said. from Mascots (2016)
You're not? [laughing] I'm not.
You're not? [laughing] I'm not. from Mascots (2016)
You're welcome. Oh, sorry.
You're welcome. Oh, sorry. from Mascots (2016)
You've got something on your nose. Oops.
You've got something on your nose. Oops. from Mascots (2016)
Your dad? My dad was Sid before me.
Your dad? My dad was Sid before me. from Mascots (2016)
Your mom? No. No, not... No, my wife.
Your mom? No. No, not... No, my wife. from Mascots (2016)
'cause I'm gonna dance. from Mascots (2016)
'Cause I've got to get to the WMAs.
'Cause I've got to get to the WMAs. from Mascots (2016)
'cause then you can get the tax back at the airport.
'cause then you can get the tax back at the airport. from Mascots (2016)
'Cause we all know each other?
'Cause we all know each other? from Mascots (2016)
'Cause when things are going good, it's easy, but when they're bad,
'Cause when things are going good, it's easy, but when they're bad, from Mascots (2016)
'Cause, for the most part,
'Cause, for the most part, from Mascots (2016)
'cause, obviously, they don't have legs or big pants.
'cause, obviously, they don't have legs or big pants. from Mascots (2016)
'Cause, you know, mascots, they don't die.
'Cause, you know, mascots, they don't die. from Mascots (2016)
"I wanna work with disadvantaged children that are really pretty disadvantaged."
"I wanna work with disadvantaged children that are really pretty disadvantaged." from Mascots (2016)
"If you don't wanna do anything tonight, you don't have to."
"If you don't wanna do anything tonight, you don't have to." from Mascots (2016)
"Life is good. Life is good." He just wouldn't shut up about it.
"Life is good. Life is good." He just wouldn't shut up about it. from Mascots (2016)
"Listen. I'm here and so are you,
"Listen. I'm here and so are you, from Mascots (2016)
"Ma'am, why don't you go out next time without your crown and scepter,
"Ma'am, why don't you go out next time without your crown and scepter, from Mascots (2016)
"The glass is half empty," and "The glass is half full,"
"The glass is half empty," and "The glass is half full," from Mascots (2016)
"Tommy, become a bloody monk."
"Tommy, become a bloody monk." from Mascots (2016)
"Tommy, is this it? Is this your life? Are you at rock bottom?"
"Tommy, is this it? Is this your life? Are you at rock bottom?" from Mascots (2016)
[AJ] And now we'll go on,
[AJ] And now we'll go on, from Mascots (2016)
[AJ] Great. from Mascots (2016)
[AJ] I'm getting a hand signal.
[AJ] I'm getting a hand signal. from Mascots (2016)
[AJ] Thank you, Gabby. Thank you so much.
[AJ] Thank you, Gabby. Thank you so much. from Mascots (2016)
[all applauding and cheering]
[all applauding and cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[all exclaim] from Mascots (2016)
[all exclaiming] from Mascots (2016)
[all] Aye. from Mascots (2016)
[Andy] I've been a bouncer here at Bushwackers
[Andy] I've been a bouncer here at Bushwackers from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] From the Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team in Israel,
[announcer] From the Tussolon Tigers Canoe Team in Israel, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, from the Blue Lake Mallards in Canada,
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, from the Blue Lake Mallards in Canada, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, this year's winners will now be announced.
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, this year's winners will now be announced. from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Let's give a big hand to Pointy and Grindy.
[announcer] Let's give a big hand to Pointy and Grindy. from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Our next contestant,
[announcer] Our next contestant, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Our next contestants,
[announcer] Our next contestants, from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Please take 15 minutes to stretch your legs
[announcer] Please take 15 minutes to stretch your legs from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Sid the Hedgehog, from London, England.
[announcer] Sid the Hedgehog, from London, England. from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] That was Alvin the Armadillo.
[announcer] That was Alvin the Armadillo. from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] That was Heshe and the Worm
[announcer] That was Heshe and the Worm from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] That was Jack the Plumber
[announcer] That was Jack the Plumber from Mascots (2016)
[announcer] Why not take this opportunity to visit our snack bar in the lobby?
[announcer] Why not take this opportunity to visit our snack bar in the lobby? from Mascots (2016)
[arguing continues indistinctly]
[arguing continues indistinctly] from Mascots (2016)
[attempts to whistle] Clemence!
[attempts to whistle] Clemence! from Mascots (2016)
[audience applauding] from Mascots (2016)
[audience boos] from Mascots (2016)
[audience chanting] Fist! Fist! Fist!
[audience chanting] Fist! Fist! Fist! from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering and applauding]
[audience cheering and applauding] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering and applauding]
[audience cheering and applauding] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering loudly]
[audience cheering loudly] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering loudly]
[audience cheering loudly] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[audience cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[audience exclaiming] from Mascots (2016)
[audience exclaims and applauds]
[audience exclaims and applauds] from Mascots (2016)
[audience exclaims] from Mascots (2016)
[audience exclaims] from Mascots (2016)
[audience exclaims] from Mascots (2016)
[audience laughing] from Mascots (2016)
[audience laughing] from Mascots (2016)
[audience] Oh! from Mascots (2016)
[audience] Oh! from Mascots (2016)
[birds chirping] from Mascots (2016)
[birds chirping] from Mascots (2016)
[birds twittering] from Mascots (2016)
[both exclaim] from Mascots (2016)
[both laugh] from Mascots (2016)
[both laugh] from Mascots (2016)
[both laugh] from Mascots (2016)
[both moaning] from Mascots (2016)
[both vocalizing] from Mascots (2016)
[breathing heavily] from Mascots (2016)
[Buddy] Hmm. from Mascots (2016)
[Buddy] Oh, very interesting ones.
[Buddy] Oh, very interesting ones. from Mascots (2016)
[camera shutter clicking]
[camera shutter clicking] from Mascots (2016)
[chattering] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles and sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles nervously] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] It doesn't matter to Eddy. Call him whatever you want.
[chuckles] It doesn't matter to Eddy. Call him whatever you want. from Mascots (2016)
[chuckles] No, I basically just have a metal rod that goes on top of a pedal,
[chuckles] No, I basically just have a metal rod that goes on top of a pedal, from Mascots (2016)
[chuckling] from Mascots (2016)
[chuckling] A pencil and a pencil sharpener.
[chuckling] A pencil and a pencil sharpener. from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi on recording] The mind bounces and maybe won't stop.
[Cindi on recording] The mind bounces and maybe won't stop. from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] After the competition,
[Cindi] After the competition, from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] I know. [groans] from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] Who is this? from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] Why are you calling?
[Cindi] Why are you calling? from Mascots (2016)
[Cindi] You know, Randy will always be alive.
[Cindi] You know, Randy will always be alive. from Mascots (2016)
[Corky] Nature is the great teacher,
[Corky] Nature is the great teacher, from Mascots (2016)
[crowd cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[crowd cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[crowd cheering] from Mascots (2016)
[crying] I don't know what went wrong.
[crying] I don't know what went wrong. from Mascots (2016)
[crying] Thank you. Thank you.
[crying] Thank you. Thank you. from Mascots (2016)
[dial tone sounding] from Mascots (2016)
[doctor] Okay, let's see what we have.
[doctor] Okay, let's see what we have. from Mascots (2016)
[doctor] Well, that is one completely normal knee.
[doctor] Well, that is one completely normal knee. from Mascots (2016)
[door closes] from Mascots (2016)
[echoing] My shell. from Mascots (2016)
[elevator bell dings] from Mascots (2016)
[exclaiming] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[exclaiming] Whoa, whoa, whoa! from Mascots (2016)
[exhales] from Mascots (2016)
[exhales] from Mascots (2016)
[exhales] from Mascots (2016)
[fanfare plays] from Mascots (2016)
[Gabby screaming] from Mascots (2016)
[Gabby] AJ. from Mascots (2016)
[gasps] from Mascots (2016)
[gasps] Emotions. from Mascots (2016)
[gasps] Laci. Oh, you are beautiful.
[gasps] Laci. Oh, you are beautiful. from Mascots (2016)
[gasps] Oh, my God. What happened?
[gasps] Oh, my God. What happened? from Mascots (2016)
[Greg] Hey, leave that cookie jar alone.
[Greg] Hey, leave that cookie jar alone. from Mascots (2016)
[Greg] This smells like good stuff.
[Greg] This smells like good stuff. from Mascots (2016)
[groaning] I know. from Mascots (2016)
[grunting] from Mascots (2016)
[grunts softly] from Mascots (2016)
[grunts] from Mascots (2016)
[grunts] from Mascots (2016)
[imitates Alvin] But you're the best at it.
[imitates Alvin] But you're the best at it. from Mascots (2016)
[indistinct chatter] from Mascots (2016)
[inhales sharply] Um... from Mascots (2016)
[inhales through teeth] from Mascots (2016)
[jaunty music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[judges exclaim] from Mascots (2016)
[Kirby] Mm hmm. from Mascots (2016)
[Laci and Cindi chuckle] from Mascots (2016)
[Laci] Oh, thank you. from Mascots (2016)
[Langston] Buddy. from Mascots (2016)
[Langston] This is our vendors' area.
[Langston] This is our vendors' area. from Mascots (2016)
[Langston] We're two days away from the competition,
[Langston] We're two days away from the competition, from Mascots (2016)
[laughing loudly] from Mascots (2016)
[laughing] from Mascots (2016)
[laughing] from Mascots (2016)
[laughing] She's a granny!
[laughing] She's a granny! from Mascots (2016)
[laughs] from Mascots (2016)
[man #2] No, I never have.
[man #2] No, I never have. from Mascots (2016)
[man on PA] The Fist to the stage, please. The Fist to the stage.
[man on PA] The Fist to the stage, please. The Fist to the stage. from Mascots (2016)
[man on radio] Its 9:00 a.m. and 71 degrees in beautiful Anaheim,
[man on radio] Its 9:00 a.m. and 71 degrees in beautiful Anaheim, from Mascots (2016)
[man on recording] We're sorry, the number you have dialed
[man on recording] We're sorry, the number you have dialed from Mascots (2016)
[man over PA] Jack the Plumber to the stage.
[man over PA] Jack the Plumber to the stage. from Mascots (2016)
[man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
[man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. from Mascots (2016)
[man over PA] Sid the Hedgehog to the stage, please.
[man over PA] Sid the Hedgehog to the stage, please. from Mascots (2016)
[man over PA] Tammy and Ollie to the stage.
[man over PA] Tammy and Ollie to the stage. from Mascots (2016)
[man] Have a good night. from Mascots (2016)
[man] Have you ever spent any time inside a mascot outfit?
[man] Have you ever spent any time inside a mascot outfit? from Mascots (2016)
[man] I have been running on fumes.
[man] I have been running on fumes. from Mascots (2016)
[man] I'm a lucky guy. from Mascots (2016)
[man] Identification, please. Hi, there.
[man] Identification, please. Hi, there. from Mascots (2016)
[man] Mascotting is not unlike a marriage
[man] Mascotting is not unlike a marriage from Mascots (2016)
[man] Yeah. from Mascots (2016)
[mascot grunting] from Mascots (2016)
[Mike chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] All right, guys, we've got to go, go, go, go, go.
[Mike] All right, guys, we've got to go, go, go, go, go. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Because it correlates with where your head is.
[Mike] Because it correlates with where your head is. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] I'll go to hell with ya.
[Mike] I'll go to hell with ya. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Look at you. You look like a sunrise.
[Mike] Look at you. You look like a sunrise. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Now, you're upset. I need you to get out of my face right now.
[Mike] Now, you're upset. I need you to get out of my face right now. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Okay. Round two, coming up.
[Mike] Okay. Round two, coming up. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] Right, but I think, at this point,
[Mike] Right, but I think, at this point, from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] There have been some big, big changes.
[Mike] There have been some big, big changes. from Mascots (2016)
[Mike] You're at the wrong event! You don't belong at the Fluffies!
[Mike] You're at the wrong event! You don't belong at the Fluffies! from Mascots (2016)
[mimics crowd roaring] from Mascots (2016)
[mimics time bomb exploding]
[mimics time bomb exploding] from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy groaning] Oh, my shell! Oh, my shell!
[Mindy groaning] Oh, my shell! Oh, my shell! from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Hon, it's fine. from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] Whoa! from Mascots (2016)
[Mindy] You almost hit me with the ball, you dumb dumbhead.
[Mindy] You almost hit me with the ball, you dumb dumbhead. from Mascots (2016)
[monks chanting] from Mascots (2016)
[mouths] Oh. from Mascots (2016)
[music continues] from Mascots (2016)
[music continues] from Mascots (2016)
[music continues] from Mascots (2016)
[music playing over headphones]
[music playing over headphones] from Mascots (2016)
[music playing over stereo]
[music playing over stereo] from Mascots (2016)
[music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[Owen Sr. sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[Owen] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit.
[Owen] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. from Mascots (2016)
[Owen] So much has changed since the competition.
[Owen] So much has changed since the competition. from Mascots (2016)
[Owen] Yeah, so I'm a mascot, for Willingham Rovers,
[Owen] Yeah, so I'm a mascot, for Willingham Rovers, from Mascots (2016)
[Phil] Hey, Mr. Gammons, sir.
[Phil] Hey, Mr. Gammons, sir. from Mascots (2016)
[Phil] I think the mascot is as important as any member of the team.
[Phil] I think the mascot is as important as any member of the team. from Mascots (2016)
[Phil] I'm excited to get down to Anaheim because
[Phil] I'm excited to get down to Anaheim because from Mascots (2016)
[Phil] Mr. Gammons, sir. from Mascots (2016)
[pipe organ playing] from Mascots (2016)
[receptionist chuckles] Let me just...
[receptionist chuckles] Let me just... from Mascots (2016)
[Robin] Hey, you're gonna do great.
[Robin] Hey, you're gonna do great. from Mascots (2016)
[robotic voice] Hello, Cindi. Who is this?
[robotic voice] Hello, Cindi. Who is this? from Mascots (2016)
[robotic voice] Why are you... you?
[robotic voice] Why are you... you? from Mascots (2016)
[rock music continues playing]
[rock music continues playing] from Mascots (2016)
[Sarah chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[Sarah] Get out of the way.
[Sarah] Get out of the way. from Mascots (2016)
[shouting] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs heavily] She's my best friend.
[sighs heavily] She's my best friend. from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] Excited. from Mascots (2016)
[sighs] Well, you know what?
[sighs] Well, you know what? from Mascots (2016)
[singing] ♪ Sidney has only got one ball ♪
[singing] ♪ Sidney has only got one ball ♪ from Mascots (2016)
[sniffles] from Mascots (2016)
[sniffs] from Mascots (2016)
[sniffs] from Mascots (2016)
[sobbing] I can't do that.
[sobbing] I can't do that. from Mascots (2016)
[soft music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[soft music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[Sol chuckles] from Mascots (2016)
[speaking Spanish] from Mascots (2016)
[speaking Spanish] from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] Even if people are screaming at you, you're not allowed to talk.
[stammering] Even if people are screaming at you, you're not allowed to talk. from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] I still eat meat... obviously.
[stammering] I still eat meat... obviously. from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] It's the s word. It's a bad term.
[stammering] It's the s word. It's a bad term. from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] There should be. Um...
[stammering] There should be. Um... from Mascots (2016)
[stammering] Well, I was gonna say I don't know how it happened,
[stammering] Well, I was gonna say I don't know how it happened, from Mascots (2016)
[stammers] Uh, if they're gonna put it at the bottom of the screen,
[stammers] Uh, if they're gonna put it at the bottom of the screen, from Mascots (2016)
[stammers] Yeah, I don't think that technology exists yet.
[stammers] Yeah, I don't think that technology exists yet. from Mascots (2016)
[stuttering] No. No. God, no.
[stuttering] No. No. God, no. from Mascots (2016)
[thud] from Mascots (2016)
[toilet draining] from Mascots (2016)
[toilet flushing] from Mascots (2016)
[toilet flushing] from Mascots (2016)
[Tommy groaning] Go away!
[Tommy groaning] Go away! from Mascots (2016)
[Tommy] Dicknuts. from Mascots (2016)
[Tommy] Does the job, Greg.
[Tommy] Does the job, Greg. from Mascots (2016)
[Tommy] No, thank you! from Mascots (2016)
[upbeat music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[upbeat music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[upbeat music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[upbeat music playing] from Mascots (2016)
[whistle blowing] from Mascots (2016)
[woman speaking indistinctly on PA]
[woman speaking indistinctly on PA] from Mascots (2016)
[woman] Hello, Miss B. from Mascots (2016)
[woman] Just a little bit.
[woman] Just a little bit. from Mascots (2016)
♪ Cut if off when he was small ♪
♪ Cut if off when he was small ♪ from Mascots (2016)
♪ His mother, the dirty bugger ♪
♪ His mother, the dirty bugger ♪ from Mascots (2016)
♪ The other is in the Albert Hall ♪
♪ The other is in the Albert Hall ♪ from Mascots (2016)