My Name is Earl Soundboard Edit

And after I cross something off the list

Apart of wedding don't you understand there is a woman get married you're gonna ruin it

As to it's already on my list

Damn brother took off with my car keys

Did you feel like singing happy birthday

For my birthday

Got your job back buddy

Grab it

He needs to know

He's mad

Here

Hey

Hey buddy

Hey crab man

Hi

Hold on

Honey I think we should talk about what happened last night

How you doing

Huge mistake

Hum

I agree to keep quiet

I can make as many as you want

I did something very bad with someone you love

I have to do this

I think that might have been a scam

I think we're done

I will

I'll help

I'm coming

I'm so sorry

It was so crazy i'm not sure I even remember

Man I wish I was invited I love chicken

Next wednesday

No he wouldn't have

Oh now you can stop wasting your time start drinking free beer

OK

Sorry again

That's cool

Then why did you invite all my friends you know I have a party at the crab shack on my birthday DJ dave wraps and it's the one time of year I get drunk enough to break dance

Three hours ago that was two liter bottle of soda in twenty five cents worth of decorative paper

Turn

We need to talk

Yes I do

Yes we did

You can't

You're who

Your mouth I didn't sleep with your mom