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About now
About now
But they gotta pay
But they gotta pay
Damn messages
Damn messages
Did you get the kids
Did you get the kids
Don't look at me like that
Don't look at me like that
Eighteen
Eighteen
Fat chicks need love too
Fat chicks need love too
Free up
Free up
Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy
Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy
Giggity giggity giggity
Giggity giggity giggity
Hello nine one one
Hello nine one one
Hello transvestite back off
Hello transvestite back off
Hey honey I want to turn around and show me the lower east sad
Hey honey I want to turn around and show me the lower east sad
Hey there
Hey there
Hey there sweetie
Hey there sweetie
Hi i'm quagmire
Hi i'm quagmire
How did that skank I need a ride to the gas station
How did that skank I need a ride to the gas station
How good are you
How good are you
How old are you
How old are you
I can bench press eight hundred pounds
I can bench press eight hundred pounds
I don't know fellas I think there's potential in this crowd
I don't know fellas I think there's potential in this crowd
I felt guilty once but she woke up halfway through
I felt guilty once but she woke up halfway through
I like where this is going
I like where this is going
I mean
I mean
I wonder who gave it to me
I wonder who gave it to me
It's Quagmire
It's Quagmire
Laugh
Laugh
Live I heard that before
Live I heard that before
Mom
Mom
No
No
No problem
No problem
Oh now see I think that's a neat idea
Oh now see I think that's a neat idea
Or fifty really fat kids for a thousand bucks
Or fifty really fat kids for a thousand bucks
Please
Please
Sixteen
Sixteen
Sure
Sure
Take me up
Take me up
Thanks
Thanks
That was strangely arousing
That was strangely arousing
That's all that's all
That's all that's all
The hell that is get laid
The hell that is get laid
There's no more girly magazines in the cam
There's no more girly magazines in the cam
They can hold yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks apiece
They can hold yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks apiece
Way to check pre op or post out
Way to check pre op or post out
What
What
Wow
Wow
Wow transvestite backup
Wow transvestite backup
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah let's hit the bar
Yeah let's hit the bar
You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you
You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you
You win
You win
You're right this place blows
You're right this place blows
Your first
Your first