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And crippled ass. God is listening. What a crock of shit.
And crippled ass. God is listening. What a crock of shit.
Have you found Jesus yet? No. I didn't know it was supposed to be looking for him, so.
Have you found Jesus yet? No. I didn't know it was supposed to be looking for him, so.
He was mad. Your call at the star.
He was mad. Your call at the star.
No shrimp. Where the hell is this God of yours?
No shrimp. Where the hell is this God of yours?
On Jesus, they even had a priest come and talk to me, he said. God is listening, but I have to help myself.
On Jesus, they even had a priest come and talk to me, he said. God is listening, but I have to help myself.
That's all these cripples down at the VA. That's all they ever talk about. Jesus this. Jesus that.
That's all these cripples down at the VA. That's all they ever talk about. Jesus this. Jesus that.
The New York Jets dance. And living off the government tip, people stop sucking.
The New York Jets dance. And living off the government tip, people stop sucking.
This wasn't supposed to happen. To me. I had a destiny.
This wasn't supposed to happen. To me. I had a destiny.
Well, maybe you should just pray for shrimp.
Well, maybe you should just pray for shrimp.
Well, that that's just perfect. Yeah, well, I just got one thing to say to that. God damn. Bless America.
Well, that that's just perfect. Yeah, well, I just got one thing to say to that. God damn. Bless America.
Well. Before you go. Why don't you get your ass down in the corner and get us another bottle of Ripple? Yes, Sir.
Well. Before you go. Why don't you get your ass down in the corner and get us another bottle of Ripple? Yes, Sir.
You cheated me. I had a destiny. I was supposed to die in the field with honor.
You cheated me. I had a destiny. I was supposed to die in the field with honor.