Employees Soundboard Edit

And if she doesn't work hard roast her boil her do whatever you want

Buzz the monkeys aren't working!

Didn't treat his employees very well didn't pay 'em too much of a wage

Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job

Don't sit there waiting to blow your cork keep yourselves occupied I gotta think

Get back to work the city doesn't pay you to loaf

Here you are here this is for you you did a good job for me worth 500 dollars

I didn't know you had elves working here

I'm just an ex employee who has come for his back pay or should I say payback

Office Meeting

Put yourself in his position it's 8 00 in the morning he just woke up he wasn't expectin' this shit

Son and i'm just going to tell you this one time you want to keep working here stay off the drugs

Sounds like a shit job funny I was thinkin' the same thing

To us those goody good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills were dead

Well boys the break is over don't just lay there getting a suntan won't do you any good anyhow!

Well if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures you might get some work done around here

What did you do you take an illiteracy test to get that job for christ's sakes

What do you think your staff just follows you around says right just like a regular parrot

What you guys doing there's a lot of dishes to be washed wash them yourself I retire!

You know what they'd do to me what can they do to you there's nothing lower than what you are now

You ought to be grateful I can still afford to pay your salary