Jynxzi Soundboard Edit

But that is the most unappetizing coffee mug I've ever seen, bro. Next fan mail for today.

Cardiac sensor deployed - Jynxzi

Chat, should I drink this or no? I'm concerned and scared. Chad, should I drink this or no? Don't, Don't drink.

Dear Junko, I thought you might like this. I just wanted to let you know that I edge to your videos. Most of the time I can't even last three minutes.

Enchilada soda. Y'all, get your fixings. What the fuck is the enchilada?

Enough hate - Jynxzi

I actually love this shirt. I'm gonna be honest, dude, I actually love this shirt. Wait, assholes live forever? Not true. Isn't your anus like a living part? So when you die, your anus dies.

I'm not ungrateful. This is the fourth pair of bass flip flops I've been sent. Yo, Chad, I have enough Bass Pro flops, OK?

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I don't want to blow into it. I don't want to blow into it. I don't want to blow into it. I'm scared, OK? Stop saying blow it, daddy.

New opp pack - Jynxzi

Slaaaaaaaammmmmmmed - Jynxzi

Slammed - Jynxzi

That mofo is cheating - Jynxzi

This guy just gave me a rug that says vape break on it. Are you serious right now, dude? I'm not cursed. Stop saying cursed. Dude, you guys told me to blow it. Go if I get cursed. You guys are all ...

This is my perfect victory I win - Jynxzi

This is the most unappetizing coffee mug I've ever beared witness to.

To anyone watching this on YouTube, 70% of you guys are not subscribed. So you're watching the content, enjoying the content. You're probably eating pasta right now, giggling, but you're not subscr...

Wait, I'm losing it. This is cool. This is actually cool. Wait, this is actually cool? No, no, this is actually cool. I want to crash out right now.

Welcome to the shadow realm - Jynxzi

Yeah, I don't even want to think about drinking out of a toilet. Seriously dude, that is so.