Ahh!
All right
All right, next up it's Jarrett.
All right! Yeah!
All right. Gus Matthews. Sounds familiar.
ALL: Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
ALL: Yeah!
Amazing!
And as I cowered in my peanut butter fort,
And it looks like the Benchwarmers
And keep everybody else out?
And she can get it whenever she wants.
And swing away.
And that's not what I'm about
And then, just for fun,
And to throw them off,
Anyway,
Are gonna need a coach next year
Ball's in
Because you were weird and smelled, and sat when you peed.
Benchwarmers vs. Standard Fence at Candia City Park.
BOY: Three. KYLE: What did you expect? Yeah.
Brad. Wow, you have really
Bring it, dork.
But I definitely can't pitch.
But I don't know anyone.
But I just wanted you to know that
But my team kicks ass.
But then yesterday...
But why us three?
Can I get you a tennis racket?!
Carlos. That's great.
CLARK AND RICHIE: Whoa!
Clark, let it go!
Clark, we have no other choice.
Clark, you're lucky I'm a billionaire.
CLARK: Come on, Gus.
CLARK: Hey, Howie. GUS: How's it going, buddy?
Clark!
Clark... bend down.
COACH: Get the ball! Get the ball! Home!
Come on, come on. Let's go, guys.
Come on, let it go!
Come on, Richie.
Come on! Go, go!
Course I can leave work.
CROWD: Richie! Richie! Richie!
CROWD: Whoa!
Don't go.
Easy, buddy. Easy.
Everybody, get your butts in here.
Fairy Jerry.
Focus and give us a double play now.
For little Sammy Sprinkler.
For your new third base coach..
Get out of here, baby! Get out of here, baby!
Get up! Get up!
Give me the bat.
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
Go, Gus, go!
GRETCHEN: Oh, okay
Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus Bus!
Gus Bus! Gus Bus! Gus bus!
Gus Bus.
Gus goes to second!
GUS: All right.
GUS: Get out of here. RICHIE: Oh! Give me that.
GUS: Hey.
GUS: Hit it, baby!
GUS: This one's coming right to you, Clark
Gus...
Guys like that don't realize the damage they're causing.
He didn't ever move on.
He just did that steroid free. What's steroids?
He missed it, and people are cheering.
He's legit.
Here we go. BOY 2: Batter up
Here you go, Clark. Thanks, Nelson.
Here you go.
Here, give her one of these
Hey, could we please leave, Mel?
Hey, Gus, if we conceive this month,
Hey, guys. Take a gander at these.
Hey, hey.
Hey, Jerry, what's going on?
Hey, Liz, honey,
Hey, losers
Hey, Mel.
Hey! Hi!
Hey! What the...?
Ho!
Ho! All right, Gus! Awesome!
How's the moon treating you?
Huh. Cookie.
Huh. Ugh!
I caught it. You're out
I got it! I got it!
I have this sensational idea I wanna run by you.
I hit a foul, dude. It was sweet.
I know I'm not on the team anymore...
I spilled my ice cream.
I usually take lunch from 12 to 4:30,
I want a little man too.
I wonder if Clark ever pitched before.
I'm all over that, baby. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm gonna kill your family.
I'm never taking this off.
I'm not afraid of the sun anymore
I'm undercover
If I tried, the kids in my neighborhood
If you said you were sorry.
Imagine if we had a boy first,
Is because I went all the way with her!
It sounds like it.
It's a high fly ball!
It's all right. I got a ladder. I'll get it.
It's tight, you know.
It's up! Clark! Clark!
JERRY: This is idiotic.
Just focus
K.I.T.T.: Allow me to introduce myself.
KARL: Now, guys,
Laid in his face all the time
Let's go! That's what I'm talking about! Like that!
Listen.
Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.
MAN [INSIDE]: Who in the hell is it?!
MITCHELL: A home run here would tie it up,
MITCHELL: And here's the pitch.
MITCHELL: Come on, Gretchen. Over here.
MITCHELL: He's rounding third and heading for home!
MITCHELL: Nelson leans in and gets his sign
MITCHELL: The pitcher pitches...
MITCHELL: The score is all tied up.
MITCHELL: Two outs and the Benchwarmers hanging on, 6 5.
MITCHELL: We go to the bottom of the last inning,
MITCHELL: Welcome to Brookdale for game four.
My dad has ear hair. It's pretty scary.
My vote is to have Clark the new pitcher.
My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these man titties.
Nelson, you showed
Nightmares.
No lesbian sex scenes?
Nothing. Just refilling the bar.
Of a bunch of kids
Of doughnuts, in your mouth
Oh, all right. Okay.
Oh, FYI:
Oh, hey! That's my helmet!
Oh, my God. I just saw your head for the first time.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. [CAR ALARM BLARES]
Oh. I see. It's gonna be great.
Oh. Mm
On the counter.
One run scores.
Ooh, it burns.
Ow! Strike two!
Pfft. BOY 2: What a loser
Pick up the ball!
Playing all these games,
Problem solved, Gus.
Qué!
Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids.
REGGIE: Man, you can do it.
Reginator and I went through some tough times together
Richie told me about the killer in the neighborhood.
Richie, get the ball!
RICHIE: Howie, listen to me.
RICHIE: Oh, yeah. Okay, buddy.
RICHIE: We'll go on the swings later.
RICHIE: Woo! Yeah!
RICHIE: You got it, buddy. Oh!
Richie! Help me!
Run it out! Run! Run it out!
Safe!
Sandwich... with mayonnaise.
Scatman Crothers
See you, Nelson. Bye.
So you should beat us no problem.
So... beat it!
Sounds good. I suck at social studies
Strike him out. Strike this loser...
Strike three!
Strike three!
Strike three! [CROWD GROANS]
Strike! Strike! Strike!
Sun, bad. Sun, bad!
Take this. Nelson. Nelson.
Thanks for cheering us on. Uh...
That is priceless.
That was a close one. Benchwarmers, 3 2.
The ball's gonna be right there
The bottom of the sixth.
The winning run's on third, and it's all up to Howie.
They should let him use his sword.
Think they want to beat me up.
Throw it! Get rid of it!
Time out!
To go into extra innings. Mm hm.
To make billions.
Tomorrow is egg salad day,
Two zillion, actually. [CHUCKLES]
Uh, you see that home run? Tell your sister about it.
Uh... You're like a young Denzel. I mean...
Um... Just returning these movies.
UMPIRE: Strike! [GROANS]
Up in those mountains, in case...
We got a problem?
We were just hitting balls and having fun.
We'll do the same drills that I did
We're having macaroni tonight!
Weird guy!
Well, Jerry's Lumber just won, 5 2.
Well, we can't have a team without uniforms, right?
What are you doing? Where's he going?
What happened? He said we're still wussies,
What's that? Going to Pizza Hut to celebrate.
Who goes there?
Whoo!
Whoo! Just fouled two in a row in front of salad girl.
With Clark Reedy up on deck.
Wow, that was a brutal comeback.
Yeah, because it's huge
Yeah, I... I guess you're right.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Gone!
Yeah?
Yeah. You're all right.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Woo!
You gotta be kidding me.
You kissed a girl before I did?
You know, me and the guys have been
You wish.
You won't play on a team next year, you got it?
You're going down, shorty
You're the loser.
You've never had apple pie?
Your hair is like a waterfall.
[♪]
[♪]
[♪]
[♪]
[âª]
[ALL CHEER]
[BELL RINGS]
[BOB GELDOF'S ROOM 19 (SHA LA LA LA LEE) PLAYING]
[BOOING]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[BOTH SNORING]
[CHAIN CLATTERS]
[CHATTERING]
[CHATTERING]
[CHEERING]
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES] Hey.
[CLAPS] MAN 1: All right!
[CROWD CHEERS]
[CROWD GASPS]
[DISTORTED SCREAMS]
[EXAGGERATED SCREECH]
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
[GIGGLES]
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
[GONG] [SCREAMS]
[GROANING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[LAUGHS] [FARTING NOISE]
[MOCK STUTTERING]
[PANTING]
[SCOFFS]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMS WILDLY]
[SHRIEKS]
[SIGHS]
[SNIFFS]
[SOBS]
[SUPERGRASS' ALRIGHT PLAYING]
[THE WAKING HOURS' I GOT YOU PLAYING]
[TICKING RAPIDLY]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[WHIMPERS, GROWLS]
[WHIMPERS]
[WHISTLES LIKE R2 D2]
♪ And that's good ♪
♪ At the old ball game
♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪
♪ Come on, boys, come on
♪ Come on, boys, come on ♪
♪ Everybody wants A good thing ♪
♪ Hey, boy Get your rocks off ♪
♪ How can I lose? How can I lose? ♪
♪ I got you
♪ I got you
♪ It's all good, good, good Good, good, good ♪
♪ Move, boy
♪ Nothing can go down
♪ Oh, I got you
♪ Oh, I got you
♪ Remember the time We realized... ♪
♪ Remember the time...
♪ Sha la la la la
♪ Someone to sell you Something ♪
♪ Things are Still on the blink ♪
♪ Would you like to...
♪ You're gonna Take their hands ♪
♪ You're gonna Take their hands ♪
⪠'Cause I got you âª
⪠'Cause I have got you âª
⪠'Cause it's not enough to Feel what I'm feeling 'cause âª
⪠'Cause it's not enough to Feel what I'm feeling 'cause âª
⪠And how can I lose?
⪠Come on, boys, come on
⪠Come on, boys, come on
⪠Come on, boys, come on
⪠Come on, hit me
⪠Hey, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good âª
⪠How can I lose? How can I lose? âª
⪠I bite off anything That I can chew âª
⪠I got you
⪠I got you
⪠It's all I want âª
⪠It's good, good, good Good, good, good âª
⪠No, I can't hear nothing..
⪠Oh, I got you
⪠Oh, I got you
⪠Oh, oh, baby you can walk
⪠Show me what you can do
⪠Take me out to the ballgame
⪠Yeah it's good, good, good Good, good, good âª
⪠Yeah, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good âª
⪠Yeah, it's good, good, good Good, good, good âª
⪠Yeah, tonight's Your big night âª
⪠You gotta take it all Before it falls apart âª
⪠You're gonna Take their hands âª
