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Aiee yaa
Aiee yaa
An interesting choice of words
An interesting choice of words
Billy
Billy
Brbrbrbrbr mogawi
Brbrbrbrbr mogawi
Bright light, bright light, bright light
Bright light, bright light, bright light
Bright light, bright light!
Bright light, bright light!
But not if you have the bathroom buddy
But not if you have the bathroom buddy
Can't we have dinner tomorrow night?
Can't we have dinner tomorrow night?
Dad's machines, they work so well the first couple of weeks... use the sink
Dad's machines, they work so well the first couple of weeks... use the sink
Did you feed them after midnight?
Did you feed them after midnight?
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Don't ever feed him after midnight
Don't ever feed him after midnight
Dramatic music
Dramatic music
Dum dum dim
Dum dum dim
Evil mogwai
Evil mogwai
Hahaha
Hahaha
He has something to say to you
He has something to say to you
He'll get what he deserves, a slow painful death
He'll get what he deserves, a slow painful death
He's a mogwai
He's a mogwai
Hmm
Hmm
I have made an improvement
I have made an improvement
I just call him gizmo, he seems to like it
I just call him gizmo, he seems to like it
I'll be he likes the chicken soup
I'll be he likes the chicken soup
I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these
I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these
I'll catch the beast myself
I'll catch the beast myself
I'm a mogwai
I'm a mogwai
I'm sure it will come in handy
I'm sure it will come in handy
I've been listening to his terrible excuses for ten years, the loser
I've been listening to his terrible excuses for ten years, the loser
It's really important
It's really important
Man at gas station tried to sell me
Man at gas station tried to sell me
Maybe I'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat
Maybe I'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mogwai
Mom could you come up here please?
Mom could you come up here please?
Now what are you doing to do?
Now what are you doing to do?
Now you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy right?
Now you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy right?
Number 1, he hates bright light
Number 1, he hates bright light
Ooolai
Ooolai
Remember me don't you?
Remember me don't you?
That'd do it alright
That'd do it alright
That's pretty neat
That's pretty neat
The one with the stripes seems to be the leader
The one with the stripes seems to be the leader
The world's changing, you've got to change with it, you've got to be tough
The world's changing, you've got to change with it, you've got to be tough
There's a problem with the mogwai
There's a problem with the mogwai
They might even replace the dog as the family pet
They might even replace the dog as the family pet
To hear, one has only to listen
To hear, one has only to listen
Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble
Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble
Very generous of you
Very generous of you
Well I gave them some chicken
Well I gave them some chicken
What?
What?
With mogwai comes much responsibility
With mogwai comes much responsibility
Yeah, what's that?
Yeah, what's that?
You hungry?
You hungry?
You teach him to watch television?
You teach him to watch television?
You're late for the big meeting
You're late for the big meeting
You're on your way in, you reach out, you forgot to shave
You're on your way in, you reach out, you forgot to shave
[Chicken alarm]
[Chicken alarm]