Gremlins Soundboard Edit

A couple hours went by dad wasn't home so mom called the office no answer

A song a song high above the tree with a voice

Actually the competition's

Alex I came to get my tree

All I could get for it was 36 dollars!

All I know is that i'm positive that I closed and locked the door

All of them

All right bye bye

All right hold still

All right keep an eye on them giz i'll be back in a second

All right let go of mommy's coat

All right my father gave me one as a present

All right we're gonna have to make a run for it okay one two three!

All right you stop that! stop it!

And all of a sudden there were five new ones like this one

And i've taken up some sewing on the side

And if you would accept it i'd like to give you this small token

And keep him away from water don't get him wet

And probably the most important thing don't ever feed him after midnight

And that's when I noticed the smell

And what's that

Are these things real

As for you you mangy cur i'll get you when you least expect it!

Attack of the Christmas Tree #christmas tree

Attention christmas shoppers

Attention christmas shoppers saturday morning at 8 30 we'll have santa claus for all the kiddies

Barn barney

Barney

Barney shut up!

Barney who did this to you hold on i'll get you down stay still

Barney! barney! barney will you get off of her

Be careful dear

Be careful frank! he might tear your arm off

Be careful!

Be my guest

Because I mean I was just wondering if you're not doing anything this thursday night maybe you'd like to go out on a date with me

Because i'm the sheriff asshole

Before you call the repairman turn on the lights check all the closets and cupboards look under all the beds because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house

Better keep him behind locked doors because if I catch him he's in for a slow death

Billy are you okay where are you

Billy haaa!

Billy in the department store

Billy is that you

Billy it just hatched

Billy you need a jump

Billy!

Billy! (2)

Billy! (3)

Billy! hurry up!

Blink your eyes

Bright light! bright light!

Bright light! bright light! (2)

But I made sure that it

But mr corben had second thoughts he gets so sentimental about the holidays

But the most important rule the rule you can never forget no matter how much he cries or how much he begs never never feed him after midnight you got it

But you didn't listen and you see what happens

By the time i'm 25 i'm gonna have mr corben's job

By the time i'm 30 i'll be a millionaire

Bye

Bye billy

Bye bye

Bye bye woof woof

Can I get you a drink

Can I hold him

Can I keep one of these here run some tests on him

Can I pick him up dad

Can we have dinner tomorrow night

Can't you see they're after you! they're after all of us! our wives our children everyone!

Careful billy

Cheery thought

Christmas carolers I hate christmas carolers

Christmas day came and went and still nothing

Christmas eve i'll pick him up on the way home he'll be here for christmas

Climb in here

Come here

Come here don't be afraid there's no reason to be afraid

Come here i'll show you

Come on

Come on barn

Come on barney be a good dog

Come on dollar bill yes here we go dollar bill

Come on giz let's go over to the table

Come on now you're not still angry about that little blood test are you

Come on out take a bite let me see you I just wanna see you

Come on we're talking cable

Come on what is it what's wrong

Come on you can spare one for the boys down at the sheriff's station

Come on!

Conflicting eyewitness reports concerning little green men

Could you dim the lights in here please

Couldn't you get mr corben to just give us a little more time

Cover your mouth don't breathe any gas

Cross your t

Cute!

Dad

Dad it's really neat

Dad the reason I came up here because there's a problem with the mogwai

Dad's machines they work so well the first couple of weeks then use the sink

Deposit this to my account

Did you feed them after midnight

Did you get them wet or something

Dim the lights does it glow in the dark

Do you ever get depressed on christmas

Do you hear what I hear

Do you hear what I hear (2)

Do you need any help

Do you see what I mean

Do you see what I see way up

Do you want some chicken no all right

Does your father always give you vicious little monsters for a present

Don't ask

Don't call me that my name's gerald

Don't chew that don't chew

Don't forget we have the kingston falls

Don't start with me I got a long way to go

Don't worry about him he's with me he's not one of them

Don't worry about that smoke it'll stop it's guaranteed

Don't worry giz we'll find him

Don't you think this this is incredible!

Down there

Dr fantasy's I think

Dragon breath #bad breath #forgot to brush your teeth #dragon breath

Eating Christmas Cookies #christmas cookies #gingerbread men

Especially around the holidays why is that it's when a lot of people get really depressed

Everybody here

Everything was falling apart

Except for gizmo

Excuse me mr jones

Excuse me sir before you go I just wanted to tell you that I am truly sorry for what's happened

Excuses excuses you're just like your father i've listened to his miserable excuses for 10 years the loser!

Fantastic ideas for a fantastic world I make the illogical logical

Fine with me

First the old bat closes the factory and now it's my goddamn plow

Foreigners

Forget what he said he's crazy

Four or five days went by

Friends let me introduce myself

Fun!

Gee billy where can I get one of those

Get in there and be quiet

Get out of my kitchen!

Get the kid some water

Get them off! get them off! help me!

Getting kinda close to christmas

Give him to me i'll take him to the kennel they'll put him to sleep it'll be quick and painless compared to what I could do to him

Give me a vodka martini shake don't stir

Give me your arm boy come here come on

Give me your arm no this is not gonna hurt

Giz

Gizmo ca ca!

Gizmo ca ca! (2)

Gizmo Leaves His Box #gremlins #gizmo #cautious #coast is clear #nervous #peek #adorable

Gizmo racing sounds #gizmo #racing #daytona #nascar #race sounds #racecar #vroom

Gizmo what's the matter

Go

Go ahead mister look around see if there's something you like

Go ahead open it

Go like that can you do that

God!

Goddamn foreign cars

Goddamn foreign tv

Going home

Good

Good good oh that's good

Good morning mrs deagle

Good night

Good night billy

Good night giz i'll see you in the morning

Good night good night

Good night kids

Grandfather!

Great!

Great! thanks a lot

Gremlins

Gremlins Go Caroling #gremlins #christmas carol #caroling #sing #bad singing

Gremlins huh little monsters

Gremlins!

Guess what it's time to go home now

Gun!

Gusto! yum yum

Has he got a human heart wait till you see this! roll 10

Having fun

He has something to say to you

He hates bright lights

He slipped and broke his neck he died instantly and that's how I found out there was no santa claus

He was dressed in a santa claus suit he'd been climbing down the chimney on christmas even his arms loaded with presents he was gonna surprise us

He wouldn't hurt you

He's like a lot of people around here he just wants somebody to listen

Hello

Hello anderson wanna mail something do you

Hello dr molinaro can we come in please

Hello gerald

Hello gerald (2)

Hello hi honey!

Hello!

Here

Here we go here we go come on

Here we go now maybe you guys will be quiet

Here you try some of this now I know you got to be hungry

Here's mr bird's heart

Hey billy barney

Hey billy I just brought in your new christmas tree

Hey billy is that a mogwai

Hey billy!

Hey dad listen I really think there's something I should tell you

Hey doc you got a human heart

Hey doctor

Hey gang you're rolling with rockin' ricky rialto the voice of kingston falls u s a !

Hey giz you want some

Hey guess who almost applied for unemployment today

Hey guys it's been a rough night for rockin' ricky but he's still on the air!

Hey listen thanks and have a merry christmas

Hey no problem

Hey peltzer

Hey there

Hey there (2)

Hey there now don't you feel better

Hey there you remember me

Hey wait a minute what's down here

Hey!

Hey! you're not a rockin' ricky fan!

Hi mom

Hi rockin' ricky my name's pete

Hi sweetheart!

Hi sweetie

His name's gizmo hi giz he's a mogwai

His too huh

Honey this is the gentleman who sold me the mogwai

Honey would you dim the lights please

How about one more beer

How about shutting up for a change okay I already fed you

How did you know

How else did she get to him

How is that comic strip of yours coming I expect to see you in the funnies with smilin' jack and li'l abner

How was your day

How would you like to bring your plow in for a tune up and find it loaded with foreign parts I mean everything gaskets pistons spark plugs all of it's foreign

Hundreds of them

I always thought everyone was happy during the holidays no matter what

I am not drunk!

I bet he'd like some chicken soup

I can get you these I can get them by the dozen if you'd like