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Gremlins Gismo Song
A couple hours went by dad wasn't home so mom called the office no answer
A song a song high above the tree with a voice
Actually the competition's
Alex I came to get my tree
All I could get for it was 36 dollars!
All I know is that i'm positive that I closed and locked the door
All of them
All right bye bye
All right hold still
All right keep an eye on them giz i'll be back in a second
All right let go of mommy's coat
All right my father gave me one as a present
All right we're gonna have to make a run for it okay one two three!
All right you stop that! stop it!
And all of a sudden there were five new ones like this one
And i've taken up some sewing on the side
And if you would accept it i'd like to give you this small token
And keep him away from water don't get him wet
And probably the most important thing don't ever feed him after midnight
And that's when I noticed the smell
And what's that
Are these things real
As for you you mangy cur i'll get you when you least expect it!
Attack of the Christmas Tree #christmas tree
Attention christmas shoppers
Attention christmas shoppers saturday morning at 8 30 we'll have santa claus for all the kiddies
Barn barney
Barney
Barney shut up!
Barney who did this to you hold on i'll get you down stay still
Barney! barney! barney will you get off of her
Be careful dear
Be careful frank! he might tear your arm off
Be careful!
Be my guest
Because I mean I was just wondering if you're not doing anything this thursday night maybe you'd like to go out on a date with me
Because i'm the sheriff asshole
Before you call the repairman turn on the lights check all the closets and cupboards look under all the beds because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house
Better keep him behind locked doors because if I catch him he's in for a slow death
Billy are you okay where are you
Billy haaa!
Billy in the department store
Billy is that you
Billy it just hatched
Billy you need a jump
Billy!
Billy! (2)
Billy! (3)
Billy! hurry up!
Blink your eyes
Bright light! bright light!
Bright light! bright light! (2)
But I made sure that it
But mr corben had second thoughts he gets so sentimental about the holidays
But the most important rule the rule you can never forget no matter how much he cries or how much he begs never never feed him after midnight you got it
But you didn't listen and you see what happens
By the time i'm 25 i'm gonna have mr corben's job
By the time i'm 30 i'll be a millionaire
Bye
Bye billy
Bye bye
Bye bye woof woof
Can I get you a drink
Can I hold him
Can I keep one of these here run some tests on him
Can I pick him up dad
Can we have dinner tomorrow night
Can't you see they're after you! they're after all of us! our wives our children everyone!
Careful billy
Cheery thought
Christmas carolers I hate christmas carolers
Christmas day came and went and still nothing
Christmas eve i'll pick him up on the way home he'll be here for christmas
Climb in here
Come here
Come here don't be afraid there's no reason to be afraid
Come here i'll show you
Come on
Come on barn
Come on barney be a good dog
Come on dollar bill yes here we go dollar bill
Come on giz let's go over to the table
Come on now you're not still angry about that little blood test are you
Come on out take a bite let me see you I just wanna see you
Come on we're talking cable
Come on what is it what's wrong
Come on you can spare one for the boys down at the sheriff's station
Come on!
Conflicting eyewitness reports concerning little green men
Could you dim the lights in here please
Couldn't you get mr corben to just give us a little more time
Cover your mouth don't breathe any gas
Cross your t
Cute!
Dad
Dad it's really neat
Dad the reason I came up here because there's a problem with the mogwai
Dad's machines they work so well the first couple of weeks then use the sink
Deposit this to my account
Did you feed them after midnight
Did you get them wet or something
Dim the lights does it glow in the dark
Do you ever get depressed on christmas
Do you hear what I hear
Do you hear what I hear (2)
Do you need any help
Do you see what I mean
Do you see what I see way up
Do you want some chicken no all right
Does your father always give you vicious little monsters for a present
Don't ask
Don't call me that my name's gerald
Don't chew that don't chew
Don't forget we have the kingston falls
Don't start with me I got a long way to go
Don't worry about him he's with me he's not one of them
Don't worry about that smoke it'll stop it's guaranteed
Don't worry giz we'll find him
Don't you think this this is incredible!
Down there
Dr fantasy's I think
Dragon breath #bad breath #forgot to brush your teeth #dragon breath
Eating Christmas Cookies #christmas cookies #gingerbread men
Especially around the holidays why is that it's when a lot of people get really depressed
Everybody here
Everything was falling apart
Except for gizmo
Excuse me mr jones
Excuse me sir before you go I just wanted to tell you that I am truly sorry for what's happened
Excuses excuses you're just like your father i've listened to his miserable excuses for 10 years the loser!
Fantastic ideas for a fantastic world I make the illogical logical
Fine with me
First the old bat closes the factory and now it's my goddamn plow
Foreigners
Forget what he said he's crazy
Four or five days went by
Friends let me introduce myself
Fun!
Gee billy where can I get one of those
Get in there and be quiet
Get out of my kitchen!
Get the kid some water
Get them off! get them off! help me!
Getting kinda close to christmas
Give him to me i'll take him to the kennel they'll put him to sleep it'll be quick and painless compared to what I could do to him
Give me a vodka martini shake don't stir
Give me your arm boy come here come on
Give me your arm no this is not gonna hurt
Giz
Gizmo ca ca!
Gizmo ca ca! (2)
Gizmo Leaves His Box #gremlins #gizmo #cautious #coast is clear #nervous #peek #adorable
Gizmo racing sounds #gizmo #racing #daytona #nascar #race sounds #racecar #vroom
Gizmo what's the matter
Go
Go ahead mister look around see if there's something you like
Go ahead open it
Go like that can you do that
God!
Goddamn foreign cars
Goddamn foreign tv
Going home
Good
Good good oh that's good
Good morning mrs deagle
Good night
Good night billy
Good night giz i'll see you in the morning
Good night good night
Good night kids
Grandfather!
Great!
Great! thanks a lot
Gremlins
Gremlins Go Caroling #gremlins #christmas carol #caroling #sing #bad singing
Gremlins huh little monsters
Gremlins!
Guess what it's time to go home now
Gun!
Gusto! yum yum
Has he got a human heart wait till you see this! roll 10
Having fun
He has something to say to you
He hates bright lights
He slipped and broke his neck he died instantly and that's how I found out there was no santa claus
He was dressed in a santa claus suit he'd been climbing down the chimney on christmas even his arms loaded with presents he was gonna surprise us
He wouldn't hurt you
He's like a lot of people around here he just wants somebody to listen
Hello
Hello anderson wanna mail something do you
Hello dr molinaro can we come in please
Hello gerald
Hello gerald (2)
Hello hi honey!
Hello!
Here
Here we go here we go come on
Here we go now maybe you guys will be quiet
Here you try some of this now I know you got to be hungry
Here's mr bird's heart
Hey billy barney
Hey billy I just brought in your new christmas tree
Hey billy is that a mogwai
Hey billy!
Hey dad listen I really think there's something I should tell you
Hey doc you got a human heart
Hey doctor
Hey gang you're rolling with rockin' ricky rialto the voice of kingston falls u s a !
Hey giz you want some
Hey guess who almost applied for unemployment today
Hey guys it's been a rough night for rockin' ricky but he's still on the air!
Hey listen thanks and have a merry christmas
Hey no problem
Hey peltzer
Hey there
Hey there (2)
Hey there now don't you feel better
Hey there you remember me
Hey wait a minute what's down here
Hey!
Hey! you're not a rockin' ricky fan!
Hi mom
Hi rockin' ricky my name's pete
Hi sweetheart!
Hi sweetie
His name's gizmo hi giz he's a mogwai
His too huh
Honey this is the gentleman who sold me the mogwai
Honey would you dim the lights please
How about one more beer
How about shutting up for a change okay I already fed you
How did you know
How else did she get to him
How is that comic strip of yours coming I expect to see you in the funnies with smilin' jack and li'l abner
How was your day
How would you like to bring your plow in for a tune up and find it loaded with foreign parts I mean everything gaskets pistons spark plugs all of it's foreign
Hundreds of them
I always thought everyone was happy during the holidays no matter what
I am not drunk!
I bet he'd like some chicken soup
I can get you these I can get them by the dozen if you'd like
I can't get a damn thing on this!
I cannot sell him at any price
I didn't mean it
I don't believe it
I don't believe that all that from water they got wet
I don't celebrate christmas
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know (3)
I don't know some chinese word
I don't know this is the only one i've ever seen
I don't thing it's such a good idea that you drive why don't you walk home
I don't think we can drink this
I don't want money I want your dog
I give up
I got a tree!
I got to have him he's incredible tell you what i'll do i'll give you 100 dollars for him
I had to come so I see
I have a very weak heart I can't stand a shock like that!
I have made an improvement watch this
I have something here that I think you might be interested in
I haven't seen your old apartment
I hope he's housebroken
I just call him gizmo he seems to like it
I just wanted to let you know that joe got himself another job
I know honey but we don't have proof we can't even find any footprints leading up to the house
I know it's christmas eve
I make the illogical logical
I must apologize for this most unusual
I noticed here this broken ashtray
I paid for mine frank
I rarely use it myself sir it promotes rust
I really think we should go now start the car i'd really like to go back to the station please!
I said it's great!
I think so
I think this can solve your problem here sir
I thought i'd be seeing you about this time
I thought so too
I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale
I thought your dad fixed it
I told you everything's real
I told you we should've got a zenith!
I tried this one place
I want it
I warned you brats!
I warned you with mogwai comes much responsibility
I was giving myself an oil job
I was hitting the shops trying to move a little merchandise maybe find a present for my kid
I was just wondering do you get any free nights off from dorry's
I went and got you a candy bar I thought you might be hungry you hungry
I will
I wouldn't do that
I'd love to
I'll be careful
I'll be right there
I'll catch the beast myself then he'll get what he deserves a slow painful death
I'll do the best I can
I'll get you fixed up in no time
I'll give you 200 dollars that's 200 dollars!
I'll just tell him a bunch of bikers stole it from me on my way home
I'm afraid that neither of us will be paid for two weeks
I'm an inventor and I have a story to tell
I'm an inventor I made this
I'm glad you're back how was the trip
I'm gonna check the antenna maybe the damn thing blew down
I'm gonna take barney to your grandmother's
I'm in the kitchen
I'm not ready i'm not ready yet i'm not ready!
I'm not sure maybe thousands
I'm pretty much late for work as it is
I'm really sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry mogwai not for sale
I'm sure it will come in handy
I'm terribly sorry just tell me how much I owe you i'll be more than happy to
I'm under such terrible pressure
I'm used to it he's been like that ever since he lost his job
I'm working
If any of you wanna bring me a present a cassette deck wouldn't be bad of course tickets to the super bowl would be very nice
If he gets to water it'll start all over again
If it isn't captain clip on
If there's anything I can do but it's completely out of my hands i'll be absolutely delighted
Imagine that
Is it alive
Is something wrong
Isn't he cute has it got a name dad
Isn't that incredible pete
It ain't some foreign piece of crap you pick up these days
It all started here in chinatown
It eliminates the need to carry heavy luggage when you travel
It takes a certain kind of guy and that guy needs a certain kind of dame
It was christmas eve I was 9 years old
It was fine
It was great
It was snowing outside the house was freezing so I went to try to light up the fire
It will not be okay
It'll be all right
It'll be okay
It's a new car
It's a nice night
It's a puppy isn't it yeah it is I can tell
It's christmas what the hell's going on
It's great you're doing fine
It's important trust me
It's in the back of the theater
It's no problem pete you can leave it up here
It's not your fault i'm working on that I haven't finished that i'm gonna get that tomorrow
It's okay
It's okay i'm sorry i'm just a little tired and cranky
It's the creatures! the creatures are making it look like an accident!
It's them!
It's true the suicide rate's always the highest around the holidays
It's very fortunate that I happened to come by
It's your new pet
Jesus frank! what the hell are those things
Jesus that's dave myers he does santa every year
Just a last minute package father
Just a little blood test pal you'll never miss it
Just like mr futterman said
Just sit down there and don't fall off okay
Keep him out of the light he hates bright light especially sunlight it'll kill him
Klutz!
Kopeck you stop that you bad kitty! kopeck's a bad kitty
Latest word in technology
Let me drive no you're drunk
Let me introduce myself my name's randall peltzer i'm an inventor
Let me show you I got it right here
Let's just say for the sake of argument that you're on a bus a plane or a train
Let's not talk about it now ok don't say anything to dad
Light bright!
Light bright! light bright!
Light bright! light bright! light bright!
Like my mother
Listen gang rockin' ricky's getting fed up with all this orson welles crap! so cool it will you
Look at this you're familiar with the bathroom buddy right
Look at you you're practically supporting your whole family
Look I know it sounds crazy I know it does but in a matter of hours this town's gonna be a disaster area you've got to warn people!
Look i'm a junior vice president at 23
Look i've got to have him it's a present for my son for christmas it's exactly what i've been looking for i've been everywhere
Look mister there's three rules you've got to follow
Look that one's got a cute stripe on its head
Look up here a minute
Looks like you hurt yourself
Man at gas station tried to sell me
Maybe i'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat
Me and mom were decorating the tree waiting for dad to come home from work
Mean kitty you start eating before everybody gets here
Merry christmas movie house! merry christmas emporium!
Merry christmas to you too
Merry christmas!
Milk duds
Milk duds (2)
Mogwai
Mogwai (2)
Mogwai (3)
Mogwai!
Mom are you all right
Mom it's stripe!
Mom mom could you come up here please
Mom mom!
Mom they hatched get out of the house
Mom what's going on here
Mommy i'm hungry
Mommy'll fix you something good to eat here
Morning billy
Morning tom
Most people are but some aren't
Move katie! watch out!
Mr hanson
Mrs deagle
Mrs deagle called again this afternoon
Mrs deagle it's christmas!
Mrs deagle's trying to take his lease away
Mrs peltzer
My dear lady are you all right
My god frye!
My husband joe harris
My mom's had a bit of an accident
Neat!
Neat! (2)
Neat! what's his name
Neither one of us could eat or sleep
No
No (2)
No don't shake it
No I just don't like to
No i'm afraid he's on vacation
No i'm sure it works fine I was just out on the back porch for a second
No it's a sad movie
No it's getting late
No no no
No no no wait a minute I made sure
No no that's different
No thanks mr futterman
No thanks though it'll be okay
No they don't start out vicious at first!
No wonder you got to drag people in off the street
Nothing! just water!
Now come on do you want it or not
Now I can see it takes a certain kind of guy and that guy needs a certain kind of dame
Now I have another reason to hate christmas
Now i'm depressed
Now in small birds their hearts beat about 600 times per minute cats 130 man about 75 and a big old elephant's heart only 25 a minute
Now let's say you're late for the big meeting it's really important you're on your way you reach up you forgot to shave
Now watch this
Number one he hates bright lights you got to keep him out of the sunlight sunlight will kill him
Number two keep him away from water don't give him any water to drink whatever you do don't give him a bath
Of course not
Oh christ!
Oh I didn't mean that
Oh it is neat i'm serious it's neat
Oh my heart!
Oh rand you've never been so far away on christmas eve before
Oh yeah
Oh yeah well that's great!
Okay
Okay class merry christmas merry christmas
Okay mister here it is
One more beer i'll help you clean up this mess
One two three four five new ones now can I have one
Papa! yes
Pardon me sir stuff
Patriotic little fellow ain't he waving the flag and everything
Peltzer's the name rand peltzer
Perhaps someday you may be ready until then mogwai will be waiting
Pete take that tree to mr anderson's truck
Phone home ca ca!
Please don't bite me!
Poor dog another minute and he would've been a dog sicle
Pretty neat huh
Pretty neat huh (2)
Pupal pupal stage like a butterfly
Rand peltzer fantastic ideas for a fantastic world
Rand your scarf
Ready one two three
Remember me don't you
Right
Right murray
Round yon virgin mother and child
Ruble's a good little kitty we'll find you something to eat she's a good kitty
Said the night wind to the little lamb
Say you hate washington's birthday or thanksgiving and nobody cares but say you hate christmas everybody makes you feel like you're a leper or something
Screechy voiced little glue sniffers
See it works
See that plow 15 years old hasn't given me a day's trouble in 15 years you know why kentucky harvester
See you later
She's been threatening him for weeks you know she'd love to get her hands on him
Sheila will you quit messing with the tv
Sheriff will you listen to me
Sheriff's office
Shh gizmo
Should I get it
Shut up will you
Shut up!
Silent night holy night all is calm all is bright
Sir I notice that you're a smoker I said I notice that you're a smoker I see the cigarettes
Slight problem with the peltzer peeler juicer
Small animals lose heat faster than large ones so their blood must circulate faster to keep their bodies warm
Smokeless ashtray
So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out
So long billy
So the police began a search
Sold an interesting choice of words
Some little junk store in chinatown
Some really neat things yeah
Something about a snowplow a freak accident
Sorry
Sorry dad
Sorry miss
Sorry sorry
Speak to mrs deagle mrs deagle!
Stripe!
Sure
Sure go ahead dim the lights
Sure go ahead just be careful you got to be gentle
Sure I don't see why not he seems to like you
Sure kid whatever you say
Sure what's it for
Take a break
Take giz go back and try and find some kind of light switch
Take him there on the way to the convention
Tell me something where do these little gremlins come from
Tell me something will you how come a cute guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters
Thank you
Thanks
Thanks (2)
Thanks (3)
Thanks dad!
That really is neat #corey feldman #neat #cool #incredible #nice #impressed #intrigued
That was mrs deagle
That was really good you know the way you handled mr futterman
That'd do it all right
That's a kentucky harvester
That's absolutely no problem cleans up easily
That's it good buddy call it a night
That's me there on the corner
That's pretty neat
That's right world war ii good old w w I i
That's strange
That's stripe he's the leader
That's where everybody's dad proposed to their mom
That's where my dad proposed to my mom you know
The bank and I have the same purpose in life to make money not to support a lot of deadbeats
The bathroom buddy
The bizarre demise of mrs ruby deagle widow of convicted stock swindler donald deagle seems to spell an end
The competition's a little more advanced than I expected
The convention's great
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top and me and mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird and instead they pulled out my father
The futtermans
The invention of the century
The marines are standing by with fire hoses
The miracle company the people who have the kitchen companion they've just might be interested in the bathroom buddy
The old bat never looked better
The one with the stripe seems to be the leader
The peltzer pet
The question is totally without meaning
The same gremlins brought down our planes in the big one
The world's changing you got to change with it you got to be tough
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on christmas oh god it was so horrible
Then I want you to bring the vacuum cleaner upstairs for me
There was I believe a box
There we go
There you go see that's not so bad come on
There's a real gremlin in my cab!
There's one other one this is an invention of mine
There's some important things I forgot to tell you guys and they are really important
There's these little green guys with big teeth running around town wrecking things
These goddamn foreign cars they always freeze up on you you don't find american machinery doing that our stuff can take anything
They almost got you huh
They don't
They don't run those comics anymore
They don't!
They look like this
They put them in the cars they put them in the tv they put them in those stereos in the radios you stick in your ears
They put them in the watches little teeny gremlins
They're gremlins kate
They're here already! you're next! you're next! you're next! you're next!
They're here! they've come for me! they've come!
They're inside
They're like huge seedpods!
They've been here too
Thick and heavy
Think about it
This could really be the big one
This is called a metamorphosis it's a change in form and in appearance
This is christmas not halloween!
This is gonna revolutionize traveling
This is it
This is lew landers wdhb's action central news at the site of dorry's tavern or what used to be dorry's tavern in kingston falls
This is my new pet my dad gave him to me
This is some christmas katie i'll tell you
This is the peltzer smokeless ashtray
This is what's left of my imported bavarian snowman your dog broke it this morning!
This is your grandfather's store
This isn't gonna hurt not a big guy like you come on
Thursdays thursdays yeah
To hear one has only to listen
Tough and no one's tougher than you ger
Tra la la la la! #present #gift #gremlins #christmas
Try not to move so much okay
Two hundred
Two more rounds for the pool table and they're all on the house
Uh oh
Uh oh (2)
Uh oh run!
Very generous of you
Very good gerald
Wait a minute
Wait outside i'll be right out just go
Wait wait mr hanson wait let me just talk to you for a second
Ward is your snowplow headquarters
Watch it watch it watch it!
Watch maybe he'll sing
Watch this
Water!
We can talk about it on the phone and kind of square everything away
We can't point any fingers not even at mrs deagle
We need the money
We switch you now to a live report from the scene of the christmas eve riots
We're getting our picture taken smile
We're gonna have to open it now it won't wait till christmas
We're trying have dorry's pub declared a landmark
Welcome home
Well friend you do have interesting artifacts here but there's one thing you don't have
Well I gave them some chicken
Well I think that's great
Well if I wanna keep my job I really think I should be going now
Well it multiplies with water
Well it's not 12 00 yet
Well now you know what to ask santa for don't you
Well say hello to your wife for me okay
Well thanks for walking me home
Well that's the story
Well they're the mogwai I guess
What
What (2)
What about your grandfather
What are these things where do they come from
What are they
What are they doing they're watching snow white and they love it
What are they what are they
What are you doing in there
What are you hindu or something
What are you talking about
What are you trying to tell me
What could you do
What do you do no problem friend all you do is you take your toothbrush out and you push this button
What do you say alex
What do you think
What do you think (2)
What happened
What happened (2)
What happened (3)
What happened (4)
What i'd like to do sir is give you my card
What is it
What is it (2)
What is it a birdcage
What is that
What is that dog doing in here this is a bank not a pet store
What kind of rules
What oh no
What the hell is he doing now
What the hell is that
What the hell is that (2)
What the hell is this
What was in that jar
What what
What'll you tell him
What're you gonna do under normal circumstances you are in trouble but not if you have the bathroom buddy
What's good about it
What's he doing singing he does that sometimes
What's not to like I mean it's a lot of fun
What's that
What's that (2)
What's that kitty what's that back there some of rockin' ricky fans
What's that stuff he's got all over him
What's this button do
What's wrong why isn't the car starting
Where are you going
Where did they all go it'll be light soon I bet they're all together some place dark
Where officials are now blaming mass hysteria for the escalating series of unexplained accidents fires and explosions that rocked this once peaceful town on christmas eve
Where'd you get it
Where'd you get this
Where'd you go where are you I know you're in there I know you're under there
Where's that coming from
Where's that psychotic canine of yours still hiding under the counter
Where's the boiler room
While everybody else is opening up their presents they're opening up their wrists
Why don't you just speak to mrs deagle about it
Why don't you tell dorry you're sick he can't dock your pay
Why is he making that noise
Why not what's wrong with this
Will you sign this petition
With mogwai comes much responsibility
Would 60 gallons be sufficient
Wow! the hooded menace issue number one!
Ya ya ya! ya ya ya!
Yeah
Yeah go ahead and get it
Yeah great
Yeah I know who hasn't got a story well nobody's got a story like this one nobody
Yeah I think I can spare one
Yeah I would've fired you in a second
Yeah i'm gonna have mr hanson check it out
Yeah mom it's me
Yeah plain water
Yeah right this is a co**** and inside he's going through changes lots of changes
Yeah she says it's a dive a public nuisance
Yeah speaking
Yeah sure we'll be right over
Yeah that's real swell if you like working for nothing
Yeah what's that
Yeah you could do the eggs
Yes honey so am i
Yes sir I do
Yes sure
You
You all right let's get out of here!
You always get to drive!
You do not understand you are not ready
You do with mogwai what your society has done with all of nature's gifts
You forgot to brush your teeth
You got to watch out for foreigners they plant gremlins in their machinery
You got yourself a bad case of dragon breath bad breath
You got yourself your shaving mirror you got yourself a toothbrush you got yourself a toothpick you got toenail clippers you got a nail file and you got yourself a dental mirror
You guys are really hungry
You have the thingy
You haven't seen my new apartment
You just made it again
You know it's funny the new ones aren't like gizmo
You know katie I think maybe i'll walk home
You know they're still shipping them over here
You know what i'll bet every kid in america would like to have one of these they might even replace the dog as the family pet
You know you should just buy orange juice in cartons it's a lot easier
You listen to me kid! go on home take little gizmo there sit by the fireplace and open your christmas presents ok attaboy
You putz
You see this is before it enters the pupal stage it multiplies with water
You should try one of these
You teach him to watch television
You think this kid is drunk no but you are
You understand what he says when he speaks to you
You want me to put the cuffs on him
You work in here weeknights so dorry doesn't have to pay an extra waitress
You'll get stuck with a lot of trees again this year
You're crazy!
You're gonna like this
You're kidding

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