Gremlins Soundboard Edit

A couple hours went by dad wasn't home so mom called the office no answer

A song a song high above the tree with a voice

Actually the competition's

Alex I came to get my tree

All I could get for it was 36 dollars!

All I know is that i'm positive that I closed and locked the door

All of them

All right bye bye

All right hold still

All right keep an eye on them giz i'll be back in a second

All right let go of mommy's coat

All right my father gave me one as a present

All right we're gonna have to make a run for it okay one two three!

All right you stop that! stop it!

And all of a sudden there were five new ones like this one

And i've taken up some sewing on the side

And if you would accept it i'd like to give you this small token

And keep him away from water don't get him wet

And probably the most important thing don't ever feed him after midnight

And that's when I noticed the smell

And what's that

Are these things real

As for you you mangy cur i'll get you when you least expect it!

Attack of the Christmas Tree #christmas tree

Attention christmas shoppers

Attention christmas shoppers saturday morning at 8 30 we'll have santa claus for all the kiddies

Barn barney

Barney

Barney shut up!

Barney who did this to you hold on i'll get you down stay still

Barney! barney! barney will you get off of her

Be careful dear

Be careful frank! he might tear your arm off

Be careful!

Be my guest

Because I mean I was just wondering if you're not doing anything this thursday night maybe you'd like to go out on a date with me

Because i'm the sheriff asshole

Before you call the repairman turn on the lights check all the closets and cupboards look under all the beds because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house

Better keep him behind locked doors because if I catch him he's in for a slow death

Billy are you okay where are you

Billy haaa!

Billy in the department store

Billy is that you

Billy it just hatched

Billy you need a jump

Billy!

Billy! (2)

Billy! (3)

Billy! hurry up!

Blink your eyes

Bright light! bright light!

Bright light! bright light! (2)

But I made sure that it

But mr corben had second thoughts he gets so sentimental about the holidays

But the most important rule the rule you can never forget no matter how much he cries or how much he begs never never feed him after midnight you got it

But you didn't listen and you see what happens

By the time i'm 25 i'm gonna have mr corben's job

By the time i'm 30 i'll be a millionaire

Bye

Bye billy

Bye bye

Bye bye woof woof

Can I get you a drink

Can I hold him

Can I keep one of these here run some tests on him

Can I pick him up dad

Can we have dinner tomorrow night

Can't you see they're after you! they're after all of us! our wives our children everyone!

Careful billy

Cheery thought

Christmas carolers I hate christmas carolers

Christmas day came and went and still nothing

Christmas eve i'll pick him up on the way home he'll be here for christmas

Climb in here

Come here

Come here don't be afraid there's no reason to be afraid

Come here i'll show you

Come on

Come on barn

Come on barney be a good dog

Come on dollar bill yes here we go dollar bill

Come on giz let's go over to the table

Come on now you're not still angry about that little blood test are you

Come on out take a bite let me see you I just wanna see you

Come on we're talking cable

Come on what is it what's wrong

Come on you can spare one for the boys down at the sheriff's station

Come on!

Conflicting eyewitness reports concerning little green men

Could you dim the lights in here please

Couldn't you get mr corben to just give us a little more time

Cover your mouth don't breathe any gas

Cross your t

Cute!

Dad

Dad it's really neat

Dad the reason I came up here because there's a problem with the mogwai

Dad's machines they work so well the first couple of weeks then use the sink

Deposit this to my account

Did you feed them after midnight

Did you get them wet or something

Dim the lights does it glow in the dark

Do you ever get depressed on christmas

Do you hear what I hear

Do you hear what I hear (2)

Do you need any help

Do you see what I mean

Do you see what I see way up

Do you want some chicken no all right

Does your father always give you vicious little monsters for a present

Don't ask

Don't call me that my name's gerald

Don't chew that don't chew

Don't forget we have the kingston falls

Don't start with me I got a long way to go

Don't worry about him he's with me he's not one of them

Don't worry about that smoke it'll stop it's guaranteed

Don't worry giz we'll find him

Don't you think this this is incredible!

Down there

Dr fantasy's I think

Dragon breath #bad breath #forgot to brush your teeth #dragon breath

Eating Christmas Cookies #christmas cookies #gingerbread men

Especially around the holidays why is that it's when a lot of people get really depressed

Everybody here

Everything was falling apart

Except for gizmo

Excuse me mr jones

Excuse me sir before you go I just wanted to tell you that I am truly sorry for what's happened

Excuses excuses you're just like your father i've listened to his miserable excuses for 10 years the loser!

Fantastic ideas for a fantastic world I make the illogical logical

Fine with me

First the old bat closes the factory and now it's my goddamn plow

Foreigners

Forget what he said he's crazy

Four or five days went by

Friends let me introduce myself

Fun!

Gee billy where can I get one of those

Get in there and be quiet

Get out of my kitchen!

Get the kid some water

Get them off! get them off! help me!

Getting kinda close to christmas

Give him to me i'll take him to the kennel they'll put him to sleep it'll be quick and painless compared to what I could do to him

Give me a vodka martini shake don't stir

Give me your arm boy come here come on

Give me your arm no this is not gonna hurt

Giz

Gizmo ca ca!

Gizmo ca ca! (2)

Gizmo Leaves His Box #gremlins #gizmo #cautious #coast is clear #nervous #peek #adorable

Gizmo racing sounds #gizmo #racing #daytona #nascar #race sounds #racecar #vroom

Gizmo what's the matter

Go

Go ahead mister look around see if there's something you like

Go ahead open it

Go like that can you do that

God!

Goddamn foreign cars

Goddamn foreign tv

Going home

Good

Good good oh that's good

Good morning mrs deagle

Good night

Good night billy

Good night giz i'll see you in the morning

Good night good night

Good night kids

Grandfather!

Great!

Great! thanks a lot

Gremlins

Gremlins Gismo Song

Gremlins Go Caroling #gremlins #christmas carol #caroling #sing #bad singing

Gremlins huh little monsters

Gremlins!

Guess what it's time to go home now

Gun!

Gusto! yum yum

Has he got a human heart wait till you see this! roll 10

Having fun

He has something to say to you

He hates bright lights

He slipped and broke his neck he died instantly and that's how I found out there was no santa claus

He was dressed in a santa claus suit he'd been climbing down the chimney on christmas even his arms loaded with presents he was gonna surprise us

He wouldn't hurt you

He's like a lot of people around here he just wants somebody to listen

Hello

Hello anderson wanna mail something do you

Hello dr molinaro can we come in please

Hello gerald

Hello gerald (2)

Hello hi honey!

Hello!

Here

Here we go here we go come on

Here we go now maybe you guys will be quiet

Here you try some of this now I know you got to be hungry

Here's mr bird's heart

Hey billy barney

Hey billy I just brought in your new christmas tree

Hey billy is that a mogwai

Hey billy!

Hey dad listen I really think there's something I should tell you

Hey doc you got a human heart

Hey doctor

Hey gang you're rolling with rockin' ricky rialto the voice of kingston falls u s a !

Hey giz you want some

Hey guess who almost applied for unemployment today

Hey guys it's been a rough night for rockin' ricky but he's still on the air!

Hey listen thanks and have a merry christmas

Hey no problem

Hey peltzer

Hey there

Hey there (2)

Hey there now don't you feel better

Hey there you remember me

Hey wait a minute what's down here

Hey!

Hey! you're not a rockin' ricky fan!

Hi mom

Hi rockin' ricky my name's pete

Hi sweetheart!

Hi sweetie

His name's gizmo hi giz he's a mogwai

His too huh

Honey this is the gentleman who sold me the mogwai

Honey would you dim the lights please

How about one more beer

How about shutting up for a change okay I already fed you

How did you know

How else did she get to him

How is that comic strip of yours coming I expect to see you in the funnies with smilin' jack and li'l abner

How was your day

How would you like to bring your plow in for a tune up and find it loaded with foreign parts I mean everything gaskets pistons spark plugs all of it's foreign

Hundreds of them

I always thought everyone was happy during the holidays no matter what

I am not drunk!

I bet he'd like some chicken soup

I can get you these I can get them by the dozen if you'd like

I can't get a damn thing on this!

I cannot sell him at any price

I didn't mean it

I don't believe it

I don't believe that all that from water they got wet

I don't celebrate christmas

I don't know

I don't know (2)

I don't know (3)

I don't know some chinese word

I don't know this is the only one i've ever seen

I don't thing it's such a good idea that you drive why don't you walk home

I don't think we can drink this

I don't want money I want your dog

I give up

I got a tree!

I got to have him he's incredible tell you what i'll do i'll give you 100 dollars for him

I had to come so I see

I have a very weak heart I can't stand a shock like that!

I have made an improvement watch this

I have something here that I think you might be interested in

I haven't seen your old apartment

I hope he's housebroken

I just call him gizmo he seems to like it

I just wanted to let you know that joe got himself another job

I know honey but we don't have proof we can't even find any footprints leading up to the house

I know it's christmas eve

I make the illogical logical

I must apologize for this most unusual

I noticed here this broken ashtray

I paid for mine frank

I rarely use it myself sir it promotes rust

I really think we should go now start the car i'd really like to go back to the station please!

I said it's great!

I think so

I think this can solve your problem here sir

I thought i'd be seeing you about this time

I thought so too

I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale

I thought your dad fixed it

I told you everything's real

I told you we should've got a zenith!

I tried this one place

I want it

I warned you brats!

I warned you with mogwai comes much responsibility

I was giving myself an oil job

I was hitting the shops trying to move a little merchandise maybe find a present for my kid

I was just wondering do you get any free nights off from dorry's

I went and got you a candy bar I thought you might be hungry you hungry

I will

I wouldn't do that

I'd love to

I'll be careful

I'll be right there

I'll catch the beast myself then he'll get what he deserves a slow painful death

I'll do the best I can

I'll get you fixed up in no time

I'll give you 200 dollars that's 200 dollars!

I'll just tell him a bunch of bikers stole it from me on my way home

I'm afraid that neither of us will be paid for two weeks

I'm an inventor and I have a story to tell

I'm an inventor I made this

I'm glad you're back how was the trip

I'm gonna check the antenna maybe the damn thing blew down

I'm gonna take barney to your grandmother's

I'm in the kitchen

I'm not ready i'm not ready yet i'm not ready!

I'm not sure maybe thousands

I'm pretty much late for work as it is

I'm really sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry mogwai not for sale

I'm sure it will come in handy

I'm terribly sorry just tell me how much I owe you i'll be more than happy to

I'm under such terrible pressure

I'm used to it he's been like that ever since he lost his job

I'm working

If any of you wanna bring me a present a cassette deck wouldn't be bad of course tickets to the super bowl would be very nice

If he gets to water it'll start all over again

If it isn't captain clip on

If there's anything I can do but it's completely out of my hands i'll be absolutely delighted

Imagine that

Is it alive

Is something wrong

Isn't he cute has it got a name dad

Isn't that incredible pete

It ain't some foreign piece of crap you pick up these days

It all started here in chinatown

It eliminates the need to carry heavy luggage when you travel

It takes a certain kind of guy and that guy needs a certain kind of dame

It was christmas eve I was 9 years old

It was fine

It was great

It was snowing outside the house was freezing so I went to try to light up the fire

It will not be okay

It'll be all right

It'll be okay

It's a new car

It's a nice night

It's a puppy isn't it yeah it is I can tell

It's christmas what the hell's going on

It's great you're doing fine

It's important trust me

It's in the back of the theater

It's no problem pete you can leave it up here

It's not your fault i'm working on that I haven't finished that i'm gonna get that tomorrow

It's okay

It's okay i'm sorry i'm just a little tired and cranky

It's the creatures! the creatures are making it look like an accident!

It's them!

It's true the suicide rate's always the highest around the holidays

It's very fortunate that I happened to come by

It's your new pet

Jesus frank! what the hell are those things

Jesus that's dave myers he does santa every year

Just a last minute package father

Just a little blood test pal you'll never miss it

Just like mr futterman said

Just sit down there and don't fall off okay

Keep him out of the light he hates bright light especially sunlight it'll kill him

Klutz!

Kopeck you stop that you bad kitty! kopeck's a bad kitty

Latest word in technology

Let me drive no you're drunk

Let me introduce myself my name's randall peltzer i'm an inventor

Let me show you I got it right here

Let's just say for the sake of argument that you're on a bus a plane or a train

Let's not talk about it now ok don't say anything to dad

Light bright!

Light bright! light bright!

Light bright! light bright! light bright!

Like my mother

Listen gang rockin' ricky's getting fed up with all this orson welles crap! so cool it will you

Look at this you're familiar with the bathroom buddy right

Look at you you're practically supporting your whole family

Look I know it sounds crazy I know it does but in a matter of hours this town's gonna be a disaster area you've got to warn people!

Look i'm a junior vice president at 23

Look i've got to have him it's a present for my son for christmas it's exactly what i've been looking for i've been everywhere

Look mister there's three rules you've got to follow

Look that one's got a cute stripe on its head

Look up here a minute

Looks like you hurt yourself

Man at gas station tried to sell me

Maybe i'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat

Me and mom were decorating the tree waiting for dad to come home from work

Mean kitty you start eating before everybody gets here

Merry christmas movie house! merry christmas emporium!

Merry christmas to you too

Merry christmas!

Milk duds

Milk duds (2)

Mogwai

Mogwai (2)

Mogwai (3)

Mogwai!

Mom are you all right

Mom it's stripe!

Mom mom could you come up here please

Mom mom!

Mom they hatched get out of the house

Mom what's going on here

Mommy i'm hungry

Mommy'll fix you something good to eat here

Morning billy

Morning tom

Most people are but some aren't

Move katie! watch out!

Mr hanson

Mrs deagle

Mrs deagle called again this afternoon

Mrs deagle it's christmas!

Mrs deagle's trying to take his lease away

Mrs peltzer

My dear lady are you all right

My god frye!

My husband joe harris

My mom's had a bit of an accident

Neat!

Neat! (2)

Neat! what's his name

Neither one of us could eat or sleep

No

No (2)

No don't shake it

No I just don't like to

No i'm afraid he's on vacation

No i'm sure it works fine I was just out on the back porch for a second

No it's a sad movie

No it's getting late

No no no

No no no wait a minute I made sure

No no that's different

No thanks mr futterman

No thanks though it'll be okay

No they don't start out vicious at first!

No wonder you got to drag people in off the street

Nothing! just water!

Now come on do you want it or not

Now I can see it takes a certain kind of guy and that guy needs a certain kind of dame

Now I have another reason to hate christmas

Now i'm depressed

Now in small birds their hearts beat about 600 times per minute cats 130 man about 75 and a big old elephant's heart only 25 a minute

Now let's say you're late for the big meeting it's really important you're on your way you reach up you forgot to shave

Now watch this

Number one he hates bright lights you got to keep him out of the sunlight sunlight will kill him

Number two keep him away from water don't give him any water to drink whatever you do don't give him a bath

Of course not

Oh christ!

Oh I didn't mean that

Oh it is neat i'm serious it's neat

Oh my heart!

Oh rand you've never been so far away on christmas eve before

Oh yeah

Oh yeah well that's great!

Okay

Okay class merry christmas merry christmas

Okay mister here it is

One more beer i'll help you clean up this mess

One two three four five new ones now can I have one

Papa! yes

Pardon me sir stuff

Patriotic little fellow ain't he waving the flag and everything

Peltzer's the name rand peltzer

Perhaps someday you may be ready until then mogwai will be waiting

Pete take that tree to mr anderson's truck

Phone home ca ca!

Please don't bite me!

Poor dog another minute and he would've been a dog sicle

Pretty neat huh

Pretty neat huh (2)

Pupal pupal stage like a butterfly

Rand peltzer fantastic ideas for a fantastic world

Rand your scarf

Ready one two three

Remember me don't you

Right

Right murray

Round yon virgin mother and child

Ruble's a good little kitty we'll find you something to eat she's a good kitty

Said the night wind to the little lamb

Say you hate washington's birthday or thanksgiving and nobody cares but say you hate christmas everybody makes you feel like you're a leper or something

Screechy voiced little glue sniffers

See it works

See that plow 15 years old hasn't given me a day's trouble in 15 years you know why kentucky harvester

See you later

She's been threatening him for weeks you know she'd love to get her hands on him

Sheila will you quit messing with the tv

Sheriff will you listen to me

Sheriff's office

Shh gizmo

Should I get it

Shut up will you

Shut up!

Silent night holy night all is calm all is bright

Sir I notice that you're a smoker I said I notice that you're a smoker I see the cigarettes

Slight problem with the peltzer peeler juicer

Small animals lose heat faster than large ones so their blood must circulate faster to keep their bodies warm

Smokeless ashtray

So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out

So long billy

So the police began a search

Sold an interesting choice of words

Some little junk store in chinatown

Some really neat things yeah

Something about a snowplow a freak accident

Sorry

Sorry dad

Sorry miss

Sorry sorry

Speak to mrs deagle mrs deagle!

Stripe!

Sure

Sure go ahead dim the lights

Sure go ahead just be careful you got to be gentle

Sure I don't see why not he seems to like you

Sure kid whatever you say

Sure what's it for

Take a break

Take giz go back and try and find some kind of light switch

Take him there on the way to the convention

Tell me something where do these little gremlins come from

Tell me something will you how come a cute guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters

Thank you

Thanks

Thanks (2)

Thanks (3)

Thanks dad!

That really is neat #corey feldman #neat #cool #incredible #nice #impressed #intrigued

That was mrs deagle

That was really good you know the way you handled mr futterman

That'd do it all right

That's a kentucky harvester

That's absolutely no problem cleans up easily

That's it good buddy call it a night

That's me there on the corner

That's pretty neat

That's right world war ii good old w w I i

That's strange

That's stripe he's the leader

That's where everybody's dad proposed to their mom

That's where my dad proposed to my mom you know

The bank and I have the same purpose in life to make money not to support a lot of deadbeats

The bathroom buddy

The bizarre demise of mrs ruby deagle widow of convicted stock swindler donald deagle seems to spell an end

The competition's a little more advanced than I expected

The convention's great

The firemen came and broke through the chimney top and me and mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird and instead they pulled out my father

The futtermans

The invention of the century

The marines are standing by with fire hoses

The miracle company the people who have the kitchen companion they've just might be interested in the bathroom buddy

The old bat never looked better

The one with the stripe seems to be the leader

The peltzer pet

The question is totally without meaning

The same gremlins brought down our planes in the big one

The world's changing you got to change with it you got to be tough

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on christmas oh god it was so horrible

Then I want you to bring the vacuum cleaner upstairs for me

There was I believe a box

There we go

There you go see that's not so bad come on

There's a real gremlin in my cab!

There's one other one this is an invention of mine

There's some important things I forgot to tell you guys and they are really important

There's these little green guys with big teeth running around town wrecking things

These goddamn foreign cars they always freeze up on you you don't find american machinery doing that our stuff can take anything

They almost got you huh

They don't

They don't run those comics anymore

They don't!

They look like this

They put them in the cars they put them in the tv they put them in those stereos in the radios you stick in your ears

They put them in the watches little teeny gremlins

They're gremlins kate

They're here already! you're next! you're next! you're next! you're next!

They're here! they've come for me! they've come!

They're inside

They're like huge seedpods!

They've been here too

Thick and heavy

Think about it

This could really be the big one

This is called a metamorphosis it's a change in form and in appearance

This is christmas not halloween!

This is gonna revolutionize traveling

This is it

This is lew landers wdhb's action central news at the site of dorry's tavern or what used to be dorry's tavern in kingston falls

This is my new pet my dad gave him to me

This is some christmas katie i'll tell you

This is the peltzer smokeless ashtray

This is what's left of my imported bavarian snowman your dog broke it this morning!

This is your grandfather's store

This isn't gonna hurt not a big guy like you come on

Thursdays thursdays yeah

To hear one has only to listen

Tough and no one's tougher than you ger

Tra la la la la! #present #gift #gremlins #christmas

Try not to move so much okay

Two hundred

Two more rounds for the pool table and they're all on the house

Uh oh

Uh oh (2)

Uh oh run!

Very generous of you

Very good gerald

Wait a minute

Wait outside i'll be right out just go

Wait wait mr hanson wait let me just talk to you for a second

Ward is your snowplow headquarters

Watch it watch it watch it!

Watch maybe he'll sing

Watch this

Water!

We can talk about it on the phone and kind of square everything away

We can't point any fingers not even at mrs deagle

We need the money

We switch you now to a live report from the scene of the christmas eve riots

We're getting our picture taken smile

We're gonna have to open it now it won't wait till christmas

We're trying have dorry's pub declared a landmark

Welcome home

Well friend you do have interesting artifacts here but there's one thing you don't have

Well I gave them some chicken

Well I think that's great

Well if I wanna keep my job I really think I should be going now

Well it multiplies with water

Well it's not 12 00 yet

Well now you know what to ask santa for don't you

Well say hello to your wife for me okay

Well thanks for walking me home

Well that's the story

Well they're the mogwai I guess

What

What (2)

What about your grandfather

What are these things where do they come from

What are they

What are they doing they're watching snow white and they love it

What are they what are they

What are you doing in there

What are you hindu or something

What are you talking about

What are you trying to tell me

What could you do

What do you do no problem friend all you do is you take your toothbrush out and you push this button

What do you say alex

What do you think

What do you think (2)

What happened

What happened (2)

What happened (3)

What happened (4)

What i'd like to do sir is give you my card

What is it

What is it (2)

What is it a birdcage

What is that

What is that dog doing in here this is a bank not a pet store

What kind of rules

What oh no

What the hell is he doing now

What the hell is that

What the hell is that (2)

What the hell is this

What was in that jar

What what

What'll you tell him

What're you gonna do under normal circumstances you are in trouble but not if you have the bathroom buddy

What's good about it

What's he doing singing he does that sometimes

What's not to like I mean it's a lot of fun

What's that

What's that (2)

What's that kitty what's that back there some of rockin' ricky fans

What's that stuff he's got all over him

What's this button do

What's wrong why isn't the car starting

Where are you going

Where did they all go it'll be light soon I bet they're all together some place dark

Where officials are now blaming mass hysteria for the escalating series of unexplained accidents fires and explosions that rocked this once peaceful town on christmas eve

Where'd you get it

Where'd you get this

Where'd you go where are you I know you're in there I know you're under there

Where's that coming from

Where's that psychotic canine of yours still hiding under the counter

Where's the boiler room

While everybody else is opening up their presents they're opening up their wrists

Why don't you just speak to mrs deagle about it

Why don't you tell dorry you're sick he can't dock your pay

Why is he making that noise

Why not what's wrong with this

Will you sign this petition

With mogwai comes much responsibility

Would 60 gallons be sufficient

Wow! the hooded menace issue number one!

Ya ya ya! ya ya ya!

Yeah

Yeah go ahead and get it

Yeah great

Yeah I know who hasn't got a story well nobody's got a story like this one nobody

Yeah I think I can spare one

Yeah I would've fired you in a second

Yeah i'm gonna have mr hanson check it out

Yeah mom it's me

Yeah plain water

Yeah right this is a cocoon and inside he's going through changes lots of changes

Yeah she says it's a dive a public nuisance

Yeah speaking

Yeah sure we'll be right over

Yeah that's real swell if you like working for nothing

Yeah what's that

Yeah you could do the eggs

Yes honey so am i

Yes sir I do

Yes sure

You

You all right let's get out of here!

You always get to drive!

You do not understand you are not ready

You do with mogwai what your society has done with all of nature's gifts

You forgot to brush your teeth

You got to watch out for foreigners they plant gremlins in their machinery

You got yourself a bad case of dragon breath bad breath

You got yourself your shaving mirror you got yourself a toothbrush you got yourself a toothpick you got toenail clippers you got a nail file and you got yourself a dental mirror

You guys are really hungry

You have the thingy

You haven't seen my new apartment

You just made it again

You know it's funny the new ones aren't like gizmo

You know katie I think maybe i'll walk home

You know they're still shipping them over here

You know what i'll bet every kid in america would like to have one of these they might even replace the dog as the family pet

You know you should just buy orange juice in cartons it's a lot easier

You listen to me kid! go on home take little gizmo there sit by the fireplace and open your christmas presents ok attaboy

You putz

You see this is before it enters the pupal stage it multiplies with water

You should try one of these

You teach him to watch television

You think this kid is drunk no but you are

You understand what he says when he speaks to you

You want me to put the cuffs on him

You work in here weeknights so dorry doesn't have to pay an extra waitress

You'll get stuck with a lot of trees again this year

You're crazy!

You're gonna like this

You're kidding