Phineas and Ferb (2007) - Season 1 Edit

A balloon was used for the majority of sounds you hear in cartoons?

A blimp is about to hit the broadcasting tower!

A comet?

A country created by the greatest mastermind of our time.

A dryer repairman.

A few changes are made,

A flying blue monkey that can grow as massive as he desires to crush all in his way!

A hat!

A hero is a hero, but everybody loves a great villain.

A jackalope lawn mower, and–

A meteor shower?

A Mt. Rushmore bobble head.

A platypus?

A shooting star.

A very wise and small headed man once asked,

Aaaah!

Aaahh!

Aah!

About that "Whatcha doin'?" back there–

Absolutely nothing is new.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Access granted.

According to this, you should...

Actually, I–

Actually, you'd be eighty eight and a half.

After all, everyone knows dancing is evil!

After which,

After!

Agent P,

Agent P, are–

Agent P!

Agent P?

Agent P?

Agent P?

Agent P?

Agent P.

Ah huh...?

Ah, I'm just here on the Mr. Slushy Burger worker exchange program.

Ah, my hair!

Ah, nothing can stop us now.

Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise.

Ah, Perry the Platypus!

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Ah, sweet, horrible self expression through movement!

Ah, those corny history references made me fall for him in the first place.

Aha!

Aha!

Ahem.

Ain't that how it works, Buford?

All hail Queen Wahini!

All right, Candace.

All right, Ferb.

All right, Fireside Girls,

All right, I'm a comin'.

All right, Norm.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All systems go.

All they had was fudgie bars.

All through the cold night, as the spitzenhounds howled...

All you do is tell the machine what you want.

All you do is tell the machine what you want.

Already they fear me, listen to their screams, huh?

Alright!

Although something seems to be missing.

Am I the only person who doesn't know this?

And a limited slip differential.

And after that, we have a surprise!

And another thing–

And blow the whole day off.

And boredom is something of up with which I will not put!

And Buford doesn't like it one bit.

And by impeccable I mean

And by unexpected, I mean: completely expected!

And did it come true?

And don't worry about your lack of training and experience, because I have an ace in the hole.

And everybody from the neighborhood showed up...

And Ferb would have a utility belt and use lots of crazy gadgets.

And for meeting Frauleins.

And here comes Buford Von Stomp.

And here he comes now.

And his hands were huge.

And how cool is space travel?

And hula dancers, waterskiers, and tiki huts and dolphins and dancing and surfing,

And I happen to own the single greatest collection of Pinhead Pierre paraphernalia in all the world.

And I mean a good roller coaster,

And I need time to fix my hair.

And I never did a shadow puppet again.

And I wanna ask the girl of my dreams, but what if she says no?

And I will give you some cheese.

And I'm in charge...

And I'm sure this is new.

And in the 3rd lane, the newcomers Team Phineas!

And it all gets fed into the computer.

And it danced away.

And it danced away.

And it looks like the final ball is drifting lazily into neutral territory

And it's great to see a young surfer shows such confidence.

And it's huge!

And jerry rig up some kind of machiney deely bob and get us out of this situation?

And just for a moment, it seemed the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes...

And locker neighbors trump lab partners any day.

And look at this amazing finish.

And look,

And make millions!

And maybe an aquatic mammal at some sort

And my neighbor Kenny.

And named him..

And now for the tiebreaker event.

And now he's got him in a half Nelson. No, it's whole Nelson!

And now, behold...

And now, my good man,

And now, Perry the platypus

And now, we have a two ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us!

And oh!

And on the fast on the inside lane is Number 42,

And put a stop to it

And somehow it all comes together here in the Animatic.

And speaking of hot,

And take a little spacewalk to our ship.

And that is me.

And that was the TV remote.

And that, Stacy, is why I can't ask Jeremy to the dance.

And the bow was a nice touch, Gretchen.

And the question of the day is,

And then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head and that...

And there's Django Brown shooting a curl

And this is Ferb.

And this is Mission Control.

And to give ya a fair shot,

And together, we will make them pay for all I have suffered.

And we'll show you.

And when I come home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.

And when I do,

And when I put my giant magnet, next to my genius,

And when she sees what you're doing,

And when the sun rises in one hour–

And with the race about to start,

And you know I must,

And you made a plush model?

And you too, Huge Hands Hans!

And you want to know the funny part?

And you're not crazy because?

And your little brother's gonna be on TV!

And–

And, as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet.

And...

And...

Antidisestablishmentarianism?

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Any piece of metal?

Any questions?

Anyhoo,

Anyone want a croissant?\R

Anyone want fries?

Anything?

Anyway,

Anyway, they're practically giving 'em away online!

Are we good to go?

Are you embarrassed about flaking?

Are you going goth now?

Are you happy now, Candace?

Are you having fun?

Are you in space?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you still trying to get the boys in trouble?

Are you sure you don't wanna come with us?

Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?

Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?

Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?

Aren't you being a little overly dramatic?

Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?

Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?

Arrivederci!

As always Agent P,

As it reveals not only one's impulses and desires, but one's deepest fears as well.

As long as you don't start hitting buttons randomly, everything will be okay.

As the unimaginable electromagnetic forces,

As they say in China,

As they worship their candy colored race car man.

Assisted by Norm.

Asteroids?

At least Perry will watch these with me. Won't you, Perry?

At least we can all enjoy Kermillian's Comet together.

Au contraire, big sister.

Augustus Kermillian,

Aw, man, pay attention.

Awesome.

Back in a flash, 'kay?

Back in Gimmelschtump in the days of my youth,

Back when I was just a little schtumpel,

Bad dog!

Because now it's time for another adventure of..

Before I squeal on you rats,

Behold,

Behold!

Behold! The Destructinator!

Being responsible and studious,

Belchman.

Besides giving Perry a bath.

Better?

Big lesson.

Biggest game in the world.

Billy Ray

Billy Ray.

Blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah, blah, blah, the power of dance.

Bless you, Perry the Platypus!

Blimp, as the kids say.

Books,

Both of you?

Bow chicka wow wow.

Boys and girls,

Boys rule!

Boys?

Brave?

Bring back my Misbehavinator!

Bring it!

Bringing my father fame and fortune,

Brothers.

Bubbles

Bubela, how good to see you. What a coincidence.

Buford, no!

Build a toll highway,

Building a beach.

Building a roller coaster.

But but but but but but but...

But but!

But didn't Isabella beat you at this earlier?

But do Mom and Dad see it?

But Ferb really knows how to maximize space.

But first,

But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb.

But I do feel for ya.

But I was thinking,

But I–

But I'd sure like to.

But I'm not attached to it.

But instead of just a cute little beach in their sandbox,

But instead...

But it's the mall, right?

But Mom,

But Mom, you've gotta believe me!

But the grand prize was a star.

But then one day, there was a new puppeteer in town.

But then one day, there was a new puppeteer in town.

But these violent mood swings are probably a sign of deeper emotional imbalance.

But they're booing and hissing.

But this is really worth getting excited about!

But those were lean times for my father, and our beloved lawn gnome

But unfortunately,

But we weren't charging admission.

But we've got no power.

But what if there's an emergency?

But you can't hide!

But you gotta see something in the yard.

But you said you'd never seen one in real life.

But you, Candace,

But,

But, be careful.

But, I mean–

But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya–

But, y you know...

But...

But...

But...

But...

But...

By default.

By the way,

By the way, Candace,

Bye mom!

Bye now.

Calmly head towards the exits in a calm, orderly–

Can I ask you something?

Can I get you to sign some liability waivers?

Can I have everyone's attention?

Can I help?

Can me and the other Fireside Girls be lifeguards?

Can we do it again?

Can you be on the girls' team with me?

Can you wait here for a second?

Can't you guys just find some old nuts and bolts lying around

Candace blocks.

Candace is rooting for us!

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace,

Candace, didn't you have the engine running when we were talking on the videophone?

Candace, fasten your seat belt.

Candace, honey.

Candace, honey.

Candace, honey. I'm coming home

Candace, I don't see anything.

Candace, it's okay

Candace, tell me the truth.

Candace, there's nothing to be scared of.

Candace, there's some street performers over there that–

Candace, this is a dandruff commercial.

Candace, what happened?

Candace, what happened?

Candace, what's wro–

Candace, you're in a decaying orbit.

Candace, you're on the big screen!

Candace!

Candace!

Candace!

Candace?

Candace?

Candace?

Candace?

Candace?

Candace?

Candace?

Candace.

Captain Implausible!

Captain Implausible?

Carl, he does know this is scheduled for this morning, doesn't he?

Carry on.

Check it out

Check it out.

Check it out.

Chicka chicka choo wop.

Children of all ages!

Clearly I was

Clearly I was wrong about that.

Clearly, it's still anyone's game

Coaster...

Come back here!

Come in, Mission Control.

Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios,

Come look look look look look!!

Come on, be a good sport.

Come on, Candace, help me with the groceries.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, everybody, let's take a bow.

Come on, Ferb

Come on, Ferb!

Come on, let's watch.

Come on, Perry.

Come on, Suzy.

Come on, you gotta see it!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Follow me!

Commence countdown.

Commence laser engraving sequence.

COMPLETELY PECCABLE!

Conditionally!

Conditionally.

Conditionally.

Coochie coochie coo.

Cool

Cool

Cool, see you tomorrow.

Cool!

Cool!

Corners like a dream.

Could I have some nuts to feed the squirrels?

Could you hold the door for me?

Cowabunga! Laws of nature!

Croissant?

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Curse you, Perry the Platypus.

Curse you, Perry the Platypus.

Cut and print.

D O W N, down!

D–

D'you know, it's even more exciting than the Oklahoma land rush of 1889!

Dad and Norm built an entire country on the sea.

Dad, I told you a hundred times,

Dance!

Dance!

Danville, we have a problem.

Deal me back in, Viv

Definitely big.

Did a satellite crash into the house?

Did ya like your birthday present?

Did you get one for Candace too?

Did you get that, Phineas?

Did you know that for years,

Did you make a wish?

Do I have to deal with this?

Do they get in trouble?

Do you know a pit crew?

Do you know your mom is here?

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Do you see it?

Do you think we can get any more power?

Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?

Does Buford have to jump over the chokecherry bush before or after the girls finish peeling their tangerines?

Does every sister have to deal with this?

Does it feel like it stops too quickly?

Does not track.

Does someone need a hug?

Does this suit make my butt look big?

Does your step brother ever talk?

Does–

Doh!

Don't bring that smack talk around here.

Don't come in!

Don't forget.

Don't know yet.

Don't man the phone, girl.

Don't try to wheel and deal with me

Don't worry

Doofania!

Down,

Down, down, down!

Down, down, down!

Down, I say!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz has created a ray that causes people to dance uncontrollably.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again.

Dramatic effect

Dude, we keep getting served.

Due to budget cuts, we have no way of getting you into space.

Early.

Eating dinner out of a tube,

Ee day,

Ee eee ee,

Eh, but what are you going to do?

Eh.

Eh...You like it?

Eight,

Eight,

Einstein's theory of Relativity.

Einstein's theory of Relativity.

Enjoy the ride.

Enjoy your freedom!

Even if you asked someone else, I'd still have to go with you.

EVER!

Every single day, it's one thing after another.

Everything is so great!

Ewwwww!

Excellent

Excellent.

Excuse me Phineas.

Extra points for recycling

FASTER!

Feeling the love again.

FEH.

FEH.

FEH.

Felt.

Ferb and I are building a giant observatory to watch Kermillian's Comet tonight.

Ferb and I just wanted to say thank you.

Ferb and I thought we'd fix up the place.

Ferb Guy

Ferb Guy.

Ferb says the oxygen levels are just like Earth.

Ferb was goin' on and on about it.

Ferb will demonstrate.

Ferb,

Ferb,

Ferb,

Ferb,

Ferb,

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Ferb, take it easy with the lasers.

Ferb, this is our star.

Ferb, toss me the starter remote.

Ferb, what's happening?

Ferb, what's our schedule like?

Ferb?

Ferb?

Ferb?

Ferb's hand?

Ferrrrb?!

Fie upon you, Perry the Platypuuuuus!

Fifty replies already.

Finally,

Find out what he's up to,

Fine.

Fireside Girls field trip.

First thing we need is a lens.

First up in the surf contest is Bobby Nelson.

Five,

Folks, we may be looking at a draw.

For Ferb.

For hosting a beach party that was hot hot hot!

For instance,

For not telling you we had an emergency chute.

For reasons completely unknown, he's purchased a giant airship or

For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.

For winning the limbo contest

Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain.

Four,

Four?

Friday is cake day.

From a tender age, my father decided that it will be me.

Fruity Rainbow Flakes.

Fun choice

Funny,

Get back over there. We'll try it again.

Get ready to foos.

Get right on it!

Get that sick creature away from me!

Get the heck out of there!

Getting good grades...

Giant foosball.

Gimme the nut!

Girls are just as good as boys.

Give it a rest, Candace!

Gnomes!

Go lay your smack down on him, Agent P.

Go see for yourself.

Go to Plan B.

Go watch a little TV.

Go, go, go.

Going to the bathroom without going to the bathroom,

Good idea, Candace.

Good luck, Agent P.

Good morning Agent P!

Good morning, Agent P.

Good morning, Agent P.

Good morning, Agent P.

Good thing we built two rockets.

Good thing we've beefed up the suspension.

Good...

Goodness me, that sounds dreadful!

Gosh.

Got the remote?

Got to go!

Got to go!

Got to stop her!

Gotcha.

Gotta go.

Grazie.

Great,

Great!

Great! I'll meet you at the gift shop, dear.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Ground just means any piece of metal.

Guess what?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha hah ha.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Hand me the suit.

Hanuman Man.

Happy birthday, Candace!

Happy birthday, honey.

Happy birthday!

Has ever defeated evil while dancing.

Has everyone gone crazy?!

Have a shake.

Have fun today, boys

Have you asked a date to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls Choice Dance yet?

Have you seen the latest issue of Evil Beat! magazine?

Have your learner's permit.

He and Ferb are up on the monument.

He elp!

He found me out in space!

He must've gotten off before we launched.

He possesses virtually every super power there is.

He pummels Brown with a philadelphia traffic stop.

He turns...

He'll be called...

He's already got his own screaming fans!

He's built a space station, and...

He's finally cleaning out the basement.

He's great.

He's hanging 20!

He's hanging 32!

He's in the pipeline.

He's more of a man of action.

He's not gonna say no.

He's perfect.

Heh,

Heh, they won't get away with it this time!

Heinz, you made a plush model?

Hello, Agent P?

Hello, Buford!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Here goes nothin'.

Here I come!

Here it is.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here,

Here, look now!

Here, look!

Here, take mine.

Here's the scores from our judges,

Here's the towel

Hey

Hey boys.

Hey Candace!

Hey Candace. Is Phineas...

Hey Ferb,

Hey hey, Missy.

Hey Isabella.

Hey mom.

Hey Phineas,

Hey Phineas, that was great.

Hey,

Hey,

Hey,

Hey, boys!

Hey, boys?

Hey, Candace,

Hey, Candace!

Hey, Candace!

Hey, Candace?

Hey, Candace.

Hey, Candace.

Hey, Candace.

Hey, Dad!

Hey, did you know they've just found a cure for antidisestablishmentarianism?

Hey, everyone, it's the new owners!

Hey, Ferb

Hey, Ferb

Hey, Ferb, you got enough rivets up there?

Hey, Ferb!

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, Ferb.

Hey, guess what? We won!

Hey, honey. What are them kids doing up on the monument?

Hey, Isabella.

Hey, Isabella.

Hey, kids!

Hey, let's walk and talk.

Hey, look what I got for you online!

Hey, look, everybody.

Hey, look, there comes the A A A A!

Hey, look! ♪ (We'll hit the beach, yeah, we'll hit the beach) ♪

Hey, look! ♪ (We'll hit the beach, yeah, we'll hit the beach) ♪

Hey, Norm.

Hey, Perry.

Hey, Phineas,

Hey, Phineas.

Hey, Phineas.

Hey, Phineas.

Hey, she's coming in!

Hey, sis.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, what was all that about?

Hey, where's Perry?

Hey, where's Perry?

Hey, where's Perry?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hi Phineas.

Hi, boys!

Hi, boys.

Hi, Candace.

Hi, honey!

Hi, Isabella.

Hi, Isabella.

Hi, Jeremy!

Hi, Jeremy.

Hi, Mom,

Hi, Mom!

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mrs. Fletcher.

Hi, Phineas.

Hi, Phineas.

Hi, Phineas.

Hi, Phineas.

Hi, Phineas.

Hi, this is Mom.

Hi.

His name was Hans,

His puppetry was garbage,

Hit it, Ferb.

Hiya, kids!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold it right there, busters

Hold on, Lacie.

Hold that thought, Isabella

Hold that thought, Isabella.

Home?

Homework.

Honest mistake.

Honey,

Honey, close your mouth.

Hose me down.

How 'bout you, Baljeet?

How about a healthy fruit salad?

How about a little demonstration of my deflationary prowess?

How about this cute, cuddly Lincoln?

How cool is that?

How could you make me the evil villain?

How did it go again,

How did you–?

How low can you go?

How low can you go?

How was that, sir?

How'd you get in there?

How'd you like it?

How's this?

Huge Hands Hans is getting away!

Huge Hands Hans?!

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?