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Duke Nukem 3D Sounds

Duke Nukem 3D features the adventures of the titular Duke NukeM, voiced by Jon St. John, who fights against an alien invasion on Earth. The shareware version of the game was originally released on January 29, 1996, while the full version was released on April 19, 1996.
See also: Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem Forever, Duke Nukem (character), Duke Nukem II, Duke Nukem 3D: Reloaded, List of 3D Realms games.

After a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action.
Ah, much better.
Ah.
And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards.
Bitch.
Bitchin.
Blow it out your ass.
Born to be Wild
Come get some.
Damn it.
Damn, I'm good.
Damn, I'm looking good.
Damn, that was annoying.
Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my rig.
Damn.
Die, you son of a bitch.
Don't have time to play with myself.
Duke.
Eat shit and die.
Game over.
Get that crap out of here.
Go ahead, make my day.
Good back to work, you slacker.
Groovy.
Hail to the king, baby.
Higher maty. Someone's going to take a long walk off a short gang plank.
Hmm.
Hmm. I'm going in.
Hmmm, my kind of party. Wish I had time.
Holy Cow
Holy shit.
I am Duke nukem.
I think I'll climb aboard.
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards.
I'm going in.
I'm going to get medieval on your asses.
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
I'm not crying over this.
It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak.
It's down to you and me.
It's time to abort your whole frigging species.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
Jack.
Katit.
Looks like clean up on aisle 4.
Looks like it's time for me to go postal.
My name's Duke Nukem.
No way I'm eating this shit.
Nobody checks with our independence.
Nobody messes with my meat.
Nobody steals our chicks and lives.
Now this is a force to be reckoned with.
Ooh, I needed that.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
See you in hell.
Shake it, baby.
Shit happens.
So help me, Duke.
Somebody's gonna friggin pay for screwing up my vacation.
Someone's going to take a long walk off a short gangplank.
Son of a bitch.
Suck it down.
Terminated.
That's one doomed space marine.
That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my rig.
There's only one of you.
This is K.T.I.T, K-TIT, playing the breast...err, the best tunes in town...
This is katit.
This really pisses me off.
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
What are you waiting for Christmas?
What?
Who wants some?
Yeah, piece of cake.
Yeah, this sucks.
Yippie, Kye.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack.
Yo ho ho.
You one eyed freak.
You son of a bitch.
You wanna dance?
You're pissing me off.
Your face, your ass. What's the difference?

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