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Quantum Leap (1989) - Season 1

Quantum Leap (1989) - Season 1

Quantum Leap is not a movie or a song, but a timeless and iconic television series that captivated audiences in 1989 and continues to do so today. This science fiction show, created by Donald P. Bellisario, took viewers on an unpredictable journey through time, blending elements of drama, comedy, and adventure.

The show’s premise revolves around Dr. Sam Beckett, played by the talented Scott Bakula. Driven by his desire to change history for the better, Sam develops a time-traveling experiment that goes awry. As a result, he finds himself leaping into the bodies of different people throughout history. With each leap, Sam must solve a specific problem or help someone in order to leap again and hopefully find his way back home.

Joining Scott Bakula in this thrilling adventure is Dean Stockwell, who portrays the enigmatic hologram, Admiral Al Calavicci. Al serves as Sam's guide and confidant, providing him with vital information and moral support. Together, they form an incredible duo as they navigate through time, facing various challenges and mysteries along the way.

Quantum Leap’s first season introduces viewers to some of Sam's most memorable leaps. From preventing a school shooting to exposing a deadly cult, each episode presents a unique and thought-provoking story. The show skillfully touches on historical events such as the civil rights movement, the Vietnam War, and even the creation of rock 'n' roll. By delving into these important moments in history, Quantum Leap not only entertains but also educates its audience.

A standout episode from the first season is "The Color of Truth," in which Sam leaps into the body of a black man in the racially charged 1950s. This episode tackles issues of racism and segregation, showcasing the power of empathy and understanding. It exemplifies the show's ability to tackle sensitive topics with grace and poignancy.

The chemistry between the cast members is a major factor contributing to the success of Quantum Leap. Scott Bakula's charming and charismatic portrayal of Dr. Sam Beckett is both captivating and endearing. His ability to embody various characters, from a baseball player to a jazz musician, is truly impressive. Dean Stockwell's portrayal of Admiral Al Calavicci adds a depth and humor to the show, creating a dynamic relationship between the two characters.

Quantum Leap became an instant hit, captivating audiences of all ages. By seamlessly blending science fiction with historical events, the show offered something for everyone. Its unique concept of time travel, combined with compelling storytelling and exceptional acting, elevated Quantum Leap into a cultural phenomenon.

Today, fans can relive the magic of Quantum Leap by watching the series on popular streaming platforms. For those who enjoy a more immersive experience, Quantum Leap soundtracks are also available to play and download. These iconic sounds, ranging from the unforgettable opening theme to the various musical cues in each episode, transport listeners back in time and evoke a sense of nostalgia. Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering this classic for the first time, these soundtracks are the perfect way to dive into the world of Quantum Leap.

In conclusion, Quantum Leap remains a beloved and significant television series even decades after its debut. Its engaging storytelling, talented cast, and innovative approach to time travel continue to captivate audiences around the world. So sit back, relax, and prepare to take a leap into the unknown with Dr. Sam Beckett and Admiral Al Calavicci.

A "Nostalgia Kills. "
A 17 year old hot rod jockey who loved junk food...
A bunch of soldiers came in, and he made me dance an extra 45 minutes.
A calf has to be roped before you can put your brand on him. Why not a man?
A chance to duke it out with the Hard Harry's...
A Coke, cheeseburger and fries, medium rare on the burger,
A couple of guys ducking it out. May the better man win.
A dork with teeth that can pick up radio transmissions.
A dropper called Klapper?
A friend that knows a guy who's got a kid that works for a trainer,
A hair dryer in Buffalo, non capisco.
A hit man. You know, bang a, bang a, bang a.
A little jolting to the... equilibrium.
A little taxing on the nerves,
A lot of my friends are black. I don't believe you said that, Al.
A love pact!
A Mr. Edwards was here to see you.
A nice rare steak with green chiles With Weitzman!
A *****a girl.
A person brave enough to answer President Kennedy's call to...
A place to start a family.
A present? But... you're the one going away.
A pro shouldn't spar with an amateur.
A razor?
A real piece of work.
A redhead who could make Father Flanagan forget Boys Town. "
A regular Hop along "Cassaditch. "
A singles...only gym"... She never got her castle.
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto,
A way that Gino can...
A way that Gino can't back out of.
A what?
A writer? What's she written?
A... A friend. A real good friend.
A&P has a fraternity!
About things that aren't his concern.
About you sittin' down at Miz Patty's today.
Accident happened.
According to Ziggy, there's an 82.6% chance...
Aces and eights.
Actually, I shaved this morning.
Actually, I was thinking of someplace a little farther.
Actually, uh, I wish a couple of them had.
Afraid...
After that, the rest was easy.
Ah, I knew it was kismet.
Ah, now that's what it's all about.
Ah, those were the good old days.
Ah, well, that was business.
Ah, young love. There's nothing like it.
Ah! Now, Sam!
Ah! Oh! Turn over Tess's hand.
Ah. You're both young. You got your whole life in front of you.
Aha! So that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux.
Ain't that calamari tasty, Nonna?
Ain't that Doc and Widowmaker down there?
Ain't that right, Toad? Right as rain, Billy Joe.
Ain't this a kick in the butt.
Al was right.
Al, but... They can't see me.
Al, Doc's in love with Tess.
Al, don't tell me you're cheating on Tina with her friend.
Al, Donna knew how I wanted my cheeseburger.
Al, Donna,
Al, I didn't think you'd show. Are you kidding? I would never miss a fight.
Al, I don't even remember Tina, let alone her tattoo.
Al, I gotta find a way to get her out of this wedding.
Al, I want you to run a,
Al, I was just trying to,
Al, I..
Al, I'm in jail for a murder I didn't commit in the decade that I was born.
Al, I'm in trouble here. I gotta leap out of here before Gino finds out...
Al, it says, "Who Killed Grimsley and Allen? "
Al, it's good to see you. Where you been?
Al, Klapper is the dropper who shot Phil. At least that's the rumor.
Al, no offense, but this time I'm gonna make Ziggy my best man.
Al, she blocked out her own father's name.
Al, so help me, if you start with one of your sleazy sex stories,
Al, what... what if I have to live the next 40 years as a Mafia don?
Al, Widowmaker.
Al, you didn't stand in here...
Al, you're getting a little paranoid.
Al!
Al! Thank God you're here. I thought I'd never see you again.
Al?
Al?
Al? Am I boring you, Al?
Al? What year is this?
Al? Who's Al?
Al.
Al.
Al.
Al.
Al. Al, couldn't you No. No, no. No! No! I can't help you, Sam.
Al. Al, that raccoon can see you.
Al. Al, you're in a church.
Al. Al. Al! You're gonna have a lot of girls eating right out of...
Al. Look, I read this book, Nick's writing.
Al. Look, I... I could use a little help here.
Albert.
All Allison and I want is out of New York.
All he does is
All he does is baa at me
All he does is chew and chew
All I did was bring a girl here who needed medical assistance.
All men lie to me. They always have.
All of Texas knows nobody's ever ridden Widowmaker, except me.
All right, look, just forget it.
All right, you two, why don't you just cut it out?
All right! I'm coming!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right, everybody.
All right. All right.
All right. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go!
All right. Five minutes.
All right. I'll drive myself. No.
All right. It should be the last one on the right. That one.
All the guys still drink malts,
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
All the way from her sister's in California.
All the white folks was flappin' their skinny lips off...
All we need now is for you to win your next prizefight.
All you care about is getting to...
All you're giving me is what happened then. I'm here to change all that.
Allison and Seymour?
Allison is a killer.
Allison may have hired Klapper to kill Phil.
Allison.
Allison. I was so afraid they'd find out about us.
Always has, always will. I guess I'm no smarter than Piggy.
Always shave in the morning.
Always were!
Am I in the right gear?
Amazing grace
An atomic bomb? Al.
Ancient languages, yes.
And a couple of guardian angels, we're gonna get this job done.
And a man can't...
And after that, it'll be nothing but...
And all you had to do was pick up my egg salad at Miz Patty's.
And And she never slept with that rotten bum.
And back in Brooklyn 13 minutes later?
And bad criminal elements, but he got the dropper.
And become the next California Heavyweight Champion.
And Bob is gonna teach the natives new ways to fish.
And by the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
And do all the things that make white folks mad.
And don't forget, you're supposed to take Nonna to the bingo tonight.
And don't talk with your hands.
And Donna Eleese and you and Jamie Lee?
And Donna is probably gonna end up marrying that sucker that she hooked before you.
And even if I did, I got a right to sit at that lunch counter.
And even though I wasn't supposed to affect anyone in my personal future,
And everybody went nuts because they saw me as a black man instead of as a hungry man.
And flair for similes, how could you miss?
And Frankie, do you love Teresa?
And fresh baked corn bread. "Yumola!"
And get some fluids in her, she'll be fine.
And getting arrested a lot of times for drunken driving.
And go straight back to your dorm.
And grace
And graduating and everything, that's all.
And had the zits to prove it.
And he better tell me it was your idea.
And he just did it a couple of seconds ago. That's the round...
And he left this for you.
And he opened up like a pencil pusher from Toledo on his third martini.
And he started talking like an accountant from Toledo who'd had one too many?
And he thinks I'm trying to communicate to you in a code.
And he wants you declared non compos mentis.
And he, um, is still in the army.
And he's decided that he wants to call the rounds, not you.
And her lips. How How wet and how juicy they are.
And his lovely bride, Cheryl.
And I certainly can't go on being a topless go go dancer for the rest of my life.
And I decided at that moment that I would create a chapel someday...
And I didn't care whether you won or lost, because you were really trying.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't even need a mask.
And I don't need you tellin' me anything about my own car.
And I ended up out on the street doing whatever I could to survive.
And I grabbed for you, and I accidentally scratched your face.
And I hate to visit Charles when I get all flustered.
And I have to work on my Sunday sermon. But I...
And I hope it happens before I melt.
And I thought we could rent it while we're away.
And I wanted to be with Frankie.
And I woke up coughing into the face of a fireman.
And I'll be wearing concrete undies.
And I'll bust your nose!
And I'll tell you what. If there's a man on this ranch
And I'm gonna drink from the white fountain and...
And I'm here to see that they do.
And if I can't do any of those things, I can't lie to you either.
And if I did, I couldn't tell you. I broke the rules before giving you personal data,
And if I do it again, the committee's threatening to remove me from the project.
And if that wasn't enough to cause chills,
And if this don't work, you can expect me to be back to break your face.
And if you want her to love you,
And it was her birthday, and you know, the fool forgot.
And it's getting boring. Take it easy, Nick.
And it's going to be never, Miz Melny, unless you stop the car!
And join me in a toast...
And just slam my head into the wall.
And kiss the girl.
And let things get back to normal.
And live above a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym.
And make a difference in the lives of people less fortunate than ourselves.
And maybe that's why I'm here. No. No, no, no.
And more important, I'm not the same Kid Cody...
And my father and both my little brothers were killed.
And no one's gonna stop me from taking it.
And now that I've leaped from Frankie to Gino,
And now you don't know how to be a woman.
And now you hardly know her, huh?
And now, I would like to present my wedding gift to Cheryl.
And one night I went to sleep dreaming all these sweet dreams,
And pick up my lunch.
And poker. I figure I'm ahead in poker.
And projecting their unconscious fears.
And ride in the front of the bus...
And Rochester rode on stag hunts.
And she said, "Of course you can.
And she thinks you're lucky.
And she... Well, maybe she didn't save my life,
And she's with her own people.
And since he's a computer, that means no human comforts...
And so far you ain't been able to keep up with me at anything except posthole diggin'!
And so I beg you
And sometimes it's easy.
And stomped it to death with her four inch spike heels.
And stop runnin' down my batteries.
And that is the way it's supposed to be.
And that you'll always
And that's what you're gonna do, right, Nick?
And the girls all have pillow fights,
And the Lord taketh away.
And the other half just sit back and admire his work.
And the path I'm walking.
And the polished cherry wood of the pews and the golden tassels on the hymnals.
And the round is numero uno.
And then at night he's rebuilding the engine on his car.
And then one night, I... I kind of stumbled into this skid row chapel in San Francisco.
And then she ends up with a little teeny weeny Kleenex box right over...
And then there are the bad days.
And then turned it down.
And then we're gonna take a Peace Corps plane to Hawaii.
And there are some things that a woman can do better than a man, like havin' babies.
And there's an easy way to find out.
And they're organizing a food cooperative in Chad.
And third...
And this is now.
And tighter than a granny knot at a Cub Scout picnic.
And to do that, I've gotta find Phil's killer.
And to expect... the unexpected.
And tonight when he tried to fog me, you were flagging a canary.
And twice as cold, as her hips said good bye.
And wanted to be sure that I didn't find him.
And was frightened for his safety.
And watch Cheryl trying all this stuff on?
And we sang dirges in the dark
And we're going after him. No.
And we've been waiting so long.
And what you have to do, Miz Melny, is stop the car.
And when you lose respect, you lose fear.
And when you noticed that I was hiding behind the salted cod and winked,
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
And why all these young women are staring at me...
And you broke my "Love Me Tender" record?
And you can make the difference around here. People respect you.
And you get a huge 10 second burst of power.
And you got a leg up on me...
And you have it there in the kitchen.
And you owned me.
And you say you ain't got one of them Northern ******s stayin' with you.
And you swore everyone to a blood oath of allegiance to it on penalty of death.
And you used to dip her pigtails into the inkwells.
And you went by your mother's maiden name.
And you're playing Juliet.
And your partner. Yeah.
And your... uh, Nick's body... was found at La Guardia.
And, finally, this area here...
And, oh, you've got matching ones on your collar. Ha ha! "Trés" western.
And, there's gonna be a little extra.
And, uh, I figure that I'm ahead on points.
And, unless you intend to out pray me, you just lost, Doc.
And?
Andiamo. Let's go.
Angel.
Angela told you?
Angela.
Announce it informally now?
Another castle.
Another illusion shattered forever.
Answer the door, Jesse.
Any idea who killed him?
Any more than what you've been doin' to Doc this past week?
Any one of them could have paid a dropper to fog him. Right, Nick?
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time,
Anyway, how could he be sure I'd use the elevator next, or walk blindly into it?
Anyway, I know the godfather like a brother.
Anyway, the problem is not Denise.
Anywhere.
Are there any questions? Uh, no.
Are to be married... with his blessing.
Are you all right? Whoa. Whoa.
Are you gonna bring her to the wedding? I don't know. She's awful young.
Are you hungry? I made your favorite for dinner tonight.
Are you kidding? The man's partner buys it, he doesn't stop until he nails the dropper.
Are you serious? We're gonna need about $20,000 for that doughnut shop.
Are you sure?
Are you trying to tell me you never...
Are you warm enough?
Aren't you Delia Parker's son?
Arguing for the authority to do it.
Arrested? For what?
Arrestin' Jesse for carin' for his own!
As Al would say, timing is everything.
As being forced to sit at the children's table.
As Charles said, the good Lord needed that boy to come home.
As if I were Tom Cruise.
As long as there's a possibility,
As long as they're in control, you can't shake 'em.
As long as you believed in me...
As passion roars within me.
As soon as Ziggy has the data that he needs.
As uncivilized as California.
At 185, Clarence "Kid" Cody.
At bingo? Please.
At last you had visible evidence of how I abused you.
At Lawrence College in Marion, Ohio.
At least I remember him.
At least I was when it came to expressing...
At least not in South Brooklyn.
At least that's what Clayton keeps tellin' me.
At least you're here. That's the way I figured it.
At least you're still my girl.
At Old Mission Chapel.
At that moment, all of my faith just came flooding back into my heart.
At the Christmas party, when Lucille and I slipped off into the energizing chamber...
Attaboy, left, left.
Attagirl. Oh, no, no, no! No. I take that back.
Automatic circuits have switched over to Rochester to pick up the load.
Aw, now you're talkin' like a fool, girl.
Away from the train and away from Miz Melny's fate,
Awesome?
Baa at me
Babies? I ain't havin' no babies.
Back off. Well, ante up, Doc.
Banns of marriage, they have to be formally announced.
Be my guest.
Be right back.
Because "her body could part the Red Army"?
Because Allison and Seymour disappeared on the night of Nick's murder,
Because Gino gets knocked off by the Carluccis in April.
Because his ego is bigger than his memory banks.
Because I seem to intimidate them.
Because I, uh, haven't made a... a diagnosis yet.
Because the car door was already open.
Because the feeling of déjà vu had just struck again.
Because you told me it'd be a good thing to do.
Because you're cheating.
Because Ziggy is 97.3% sure...
Because...
Before I even get a first one.
Before these boys lose what little control they have?
Before we can actually go there.
Before you plopped your colored butt down on a stool over there at Miz Patty's.
Beg pardon?
Behind the furnace? Uh huh.
Being accused by both prosecution and defense attorneys
Believe
Believed
Ben or Eddie...
Besides, Clayton's comin' back for supper.
Besides, I hadn't planned on dressing tonight.
Besides, I need to stop at Pratt's Pharmacy and get some things.
Besides, I never could skate.
Best man's lookin'real sharp. Sharp indeed.
Betelgeuse in Orion has to be aligned with the North Celestial Pole.
Better late than never. Than never.
Better than anywhere?
Better than the haircuts you get at Angelo's.
Better than under the table at the Sons of Italy?
Better than... beneath the West End El?
Betting a little money, and, well...
Big bang, fire, smoke.
Biggest mistake you'll ever make, boy.
Bingo?
Bingo.
Blacks. That's what they'll
Blowing holes in the Giacanni brothers.
Blowing holes in the Giacanni brothers.
Blues and golds and reds.
Bob ends up selling used cars for his father...
Bob made such a... big deal out of my wearing his mother's.
Bobby, are we going to the Peace Corps?
Bobby!
Bobby. Bobby!
Bogie! Don't point, Allen. It's not polite.
Bonanza was never like this.
Both.
Botherin' you or any of yours again.
Bouncing around in time can be a little disorienting,
Boy, are you in for a big surprise.
Boy, if Bob didn't see you first, I'd sweep you up myself.
Boy, is that ever right.
Boy, was I right.
Break in. Nixon. Impeachment.
Breathless with passion.
Brilliant, Sherlock. Hieroglyphics?
Bring me some buttermilk from Mr. Sumter's.
Bringin' that *****a here.
Broken? It happens.
Bryant had summed up my feelings with a thought.
Bull. Nobody here can keep up with me, including Wayne.
Bunsen burners, there's no other smell like it.
Buon giorno.
Business?
But any man on this ranch is more man than you are.
But any second, a bald detective with a cigar is gonna come walking through...
But But you're not going to get there, Miz Melny.
But Cheryl's gonna go nuts when I tell her we're not joining the Peace Corps.
But he couldn't or wouldn't give me a face.
But he sent me a cheat.
But he wouldn't look at me. He said it was disrespectful to you,
But he'll be there Don't you...
But he's so stiff,
But I can identify 'em, Sheriff.
But I can't now.
But I can't recall anything as horrible...
But I can't recall anything as horrible...
But I can't.
But I couldn't help wishing that my daisy crunchers and hers...
But I did.
But I didn't have the vaguest idea of where
But I didn't want to spoil the wedding for him, so...
But I don't have to go.
But I have to locate her father, and I was No.
But I might go out with your brother. Cam?
But I never did care for his bedside manner.
But I suddenly had this urge for a burger and malt.
But I think you're feeding me a line of crap.
But I wrote these letters.
But I'll get over it. My little brother guaranteed it.
But I'm sure it's going to be filled with lots of joy and happiness.
But if Gino finds out about us, you'll be feeding the fishes...
But if he can't, then we forget about this marriage business once and for all.
But if he loses to a hunk of junk like the Mom mobile,
But if I can't stop Cheryl from marrying Bob, it will be.
But if I marry you, then all the men'll look to you after Chance is gone.
But if Jesse steps out of bounds again, are you gonna be responsible?
But if you didn't do it, who did?
But if you want to work for me,
But in this case... It would be criminal not to.
But it was obviously too far South to be a black man.
But it won't affect my love for you!
But it's Humphrey Bogart. Mr. Bogart. Mr. Bogart!
But it's not a joke.
But it's not hog cholera. Piggy?
But it's unimportant. What's important is he's had a change of heart.
But most of the folks voted for your paramour, the Red Widow.
But my knowin' it doesn't change it.
But now I think you've gone just plumb crazy.
But now I'm found
But only in his own lifetime?
But our ties to Phil were as tight as the drunk on the corner stool. "
But Phillip's dead.
But she absolutely saved my soul.
But since I'm here and I'm hungry, how about somethin' to eat?
But since she's really crazy about you, all she does is talk about me.
But that was then,
But the big picture seemed unimportant...
But the poor soul did pay for them.
But the resemblance is amazing.
But then when you got up, I saw that you were telling me the truth,
But there was something very comfortable about him...
But they were too loyal to Phil to do anything about it.
But this Frankie is telling you...
But Tommy smelled the blow, and creased the horse rider with an ounce of lead.
But we didn't talk about the matter of endorsements.
But we're gonna walk fast.
But what you can do for your country. "
But whoever it was is probably here in Nick's book.
But with a body like that, how could she be interested in Seymour,
But you didn't.
But you don't know who he is. I know where he is.
But you don't own me. I can be with who I want to be with.
But you promised to be Lancelot next.
But you're way off base.
But your leaving and never contacting her again...
But Ziggy has to know if you want us to retrieve you.
But, anyway, we're gonna get you out of this one quick this time.
But, Gino, this is my idea.
But, you know, it was more from nerves than from the heat and then,
But, you know, some women have kinky taste in men. Thank you.
But, you know, there must be somethin' weird lookin' about me,
But... But if I can get Donna and her father together, who knows?
But... I can't have tea with you, Jesse.
Buy me a drink, Wayne.
By a passenger train at...
By simply doing the work.
By the Alabama and Pacific.
Bye.
Bye. Bye bye.
Call him on the phone and tell him that his daughter's here?
Cam here's just saying what he thinks is right.
Cam, come here.
Cam, did you get pantsed because of me?
Cam, he's just celebrating our wedding...
Cam, look out!
Cam, okay. Now, that's enough.
Cam?
Cameron!
Camikazi's lost it, man. He's talking to himself.
Can I get a trim?
Can I have your names, please?
Can I help it if I look good in black?
Can we dance?
Can you give me some instructions? Yeah, don't trip on his beard.
Can't do that, Mr. Edwards.
Can't even find a birth certificate or a death certificate.
Cantare
Cantare
Cantare, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Cantare,oh, oh, oh, oh
Capisce?
Capisce.
Careful, Sam. There was no cure for that in 1953.
Carolyn Schuster? Man, she's kind of pretty.
Cassaditch. Hop along Cassaditch. It's an expression that goes way back... Al!
Chalky, get them outta here. You're fighting Tiger Joe Jackson in a week or two,
Chance.
Charles always thought highly of your Sally.
Charles is your husband.
Charles, it's been so long.
Charlotte Brontes star crossed lovers.
Chase a man?
Chat on the phone, blind dates and get their panties raided.
Check it out.
Check out this black number in the Frederick's of Hollywood box.
Check the back. I'll put Jeff on alert.
Check under Nick Allen.
Cheryl insisted on the eyelashes.
Cheryl, he has no intention of joining the Peace Corps.
Cheryl?
Chicken.
Chitlins... and collard greens. Oh, my God!
Clayton Sherwood Trafford.
Clayton, when you come back for supper,
Clayton? You're early. Supper's not till 6:00.
Coastliner for Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, and San Francisco...
Cody, I think you have enough people in your corner, huh? Are you ready?
Cody, you are going to beat Tiger Joe Jackson...
Cody?
Coerce a priest?
Colonel, are you there?
Colonel, since you're shipping out tomorrow, I don't have time to be subtle about this.
Coloreds and whites don't eat at the same table.
Come along, Jesse.
Come here.
Come here. Come here.
Come in here, Al.
Come into a man's house without knocking?
Come on, baby!
Come on, boys! He's gonna try her again!
Come on, Cody!
Come on, Doc! Ride him!
Come on, Doc. Come on, Doc.
Come on, Frankie, be serious.
Come on, hurry up, Primo.
Come on, Kid. You can't welsh on a bet.
Come on, Mikey. We gotta rehearse. Bye bye.
Come on, now. Stay on the balls of your feet. Keep your guard up and pop him with the left.
Come on, Primo. It's almost 5:15.
Come on, Tess. Or nothin', Chance.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Give me it!
Come on. Jab.
Come on. Let go of me! I ain't lettin' no man...
Come on. Let's get back to work.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go. Pop, pop, pop with the left. Pop 'im! Pop 'im!
Come on. Put 'em up. I'll train you myself. Come on.
Come on. Stop it. Knock it off. Come on. Stop it.
Come on. Take this, would ya? Take this thing.
Come on. You owe me a tiebreaker.
Computed to a 96.2% certainty.
Confession time.
Congratulations on your victory this evening, Mr. Cody.
Congratulations, Don Gino.
Correction, it's your diary.
Could be outside the same hotel room door.
Could be. Oh, Nick, I'm so scared.
Could we see some identification, Miss Wojohowitz?
Could you just once use the door?
Couldn't we run it together?
Couldn't you give 'em name tags?
Couldn't you just please...
Course I made him angry. I knocked him out...
Course, that wouldn't do you much good, because it's...
Crossing's that way. You go that way.
Daddy was furious and threatened to have you horsewhipped within an inch of your life.
Dale... Vuelta.
Damn it, Cody. You promised.
Damn it, Jesse! Now, I'm telling you them boys is sorry.
Damn it!
Damn ******s! They can't drive no better than a mule!
Damn, I was afraid of that. We're gonna have to shoot the whole mess of'em.
Damn!
Dance.
Dangerous, yes. Fascinating? Mezzo mezzo.
Dangerous? Why dangerous?
Days when I win the race,
Deal. We're not gonna lose our chapel because you were lax on your roadwork.
Dealing seconds, dealing base, dealing sides... cheating.
Deep in
Definitely.
Denise? Yeah, she's a writer.
Dibs on winners.
Did Bob do it? Don't be silly.
Did he? Well, he's in for a surprise.
Did you call me, Dr. Bryant?
Did you ever notice that girls never cuddle up to guys...
Did you hear that? That was my zipper.
Did you love Phil?
Did you want tomatoes on this? They didn't put tomatoes on 'em, but I can get tomatoes for you.
Did you want tomatoes? You know what else? I was looking at the class schedule,
Didn't Angela want a honeymoon?
Didn't come from my gun.
Didn't match your gun.
Didn't think you'd have the "ganachos" to show.
Dixie,
Dixie.
Do it anyway.
Do it, Gooshie, damn it! Or I'll smash your brains off!.
Do me a favor and punch me somewhere else, okay?
Do something as dishonorable as this?
Do you have a car?
Do you know what's wrong with this... with him?
Do you know where she and that jockstrap breath went over the weekend?
Do you think I worked at Riata for three squares and 50 bucks a month?
Do you want me to tell Cam? No, don't you dare say a word.
Do you?
Doc, if you don't mind... I put the animals up.
Doc, in all the years we've known each other,
Doc, Riata's in my blood. I just can't give her up.
Doc, you better know what you're sayin'.
Doc.
Doc's a fool.
Doctor, I'm very busy. Would you get to the point?
Does it matter?
Does your bein' here mean we got to shoot 'em?
Doesn't make the biggest mistake of her life!
Don Gino Frascotti wishes it to be known that...
Don Gino's attic. Don Gino's attic?
Don Gino's gonna be watching you with a Sicilian eye.
Don't act dumb with me, Jesse.
Don't be so modest, Cody. You won your last 10 fights. All by a knockdown.
Don't break it.
Don't compare me to yourself.
Don't count on me too much.
Don't do this, Sam. The wedding was on the fifth of June...
Don't do this.
Don't even think about it, you mug.
Don't fight it, Sam. You're here to marry this cowboy.
Don't forget the buttermilk.
Don't give me that sick puppy look.
Don't give up on me, Sister.
Don't go near La Guardia. Anyplace but La Guardia.
Don't leave.
Don't let Miz Melny leave here, even if she wants to,
Don't lie for him! Drop it, Cam.
Don't look at me. Look at him.
Don't make me wait too long.
Don't remind me. But think of the bright side!
Don't say that. You're Nick Allen. You're the best.
Don't take this heaven from one
Don't think, Primo. Don't think. It's not for you.
Don't treat me like that. I'm not treating you like that.
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
Don't you "che cosa" me, Segundo.
Don't you ever clean your mustache? You got gunk in there. It's yucky.
Don't you ever touch my sister again.
Don't you find that fascinating?
Don't you have more important things to do, like homework?
Don't you have somewhere else to stay?
Don't you love her? Who?
Don't you mean the loony tune tried to fog me with a chicken throttle?
Don't you see, Al? I'm here to get Donna and I a second chance.
Don't you see? Donna's never gonna risk being hurt by a man like that again.
Don't you think you have a choice?
Don't you think you should at least give him a chance?
Donna Eleese is here.
Donna left me at the altar. Did the same thing to the guy she was engaged to before me.
Donna, I'm not what I look like.
Donna, it's important.
Donna.
Donna's father was career military. Shh. No. Sam,
Donna's your girl? Jamie Lee's my girl.
Downstairs! Bring his guard down! Get 'im in the gut!
Dr, Bryant, please, um,
Dr, Gerald Bryant, and I'm on the faculty...
Dr. Bryant, do you think Heathcliff's obsession...
Dr. Bryant, I love Jamie Lee so much...
Dr. Bryant, I ship out for Vietnam at 0800 tomorrow.
Dr. Bryant, I was just getting to like you.
Dr. Bryant, the breakup with her mother and I had nothing to do with her.
Dr. Bryant.! Dr. Bryant.!
Drive hot rods and wear butch wax in their hair.
Driving 400 miles for the sake of a lost love.
During the race, you shoot it into the car's intake manifold,
Easier to release.
Easy, Piggy. That ol' thunder can't hurt you.
Easy.
Eat a little supper, have a hot bath... Well, we got business in town.
Eat your heart out, Al.
Edwards.
Einstein and Lemaitre, not to mention the math.
Either Ziggy's blown it again,
Entirely.
Especially if they're alone.
Especially if, uh... I mean, if a fella's shy.
Especially in a little burg like Red Dog.
Even if another one is closer, don't go after this'un and after that'un.
Even though we were driving away from the tracks,
Even your most trusted paisan trying to slip you the salami. No.
Ever do any ropin', Doc?
Ever read Lemaitre's "Primeval Atom?"
Ever since he heard a dropper named Klapper was looking for him. "

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