The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) Soundboard Edit

Ali, why don't you go powder your nose? I need to talk to your ex wife.

All right, give him some room. He's OK

And all kinds of radar and sonar and underwater movie gadgets.

And we are prepared for every kind of financial necessity

And you're angry and embarrassed, but leave her out of it.

Are we... Are we safe in here?

Are you finding what you were looking for out here with me?

Are you joking? He's not even covering my expenses.

Are you OK?

As you can see, if the creature continues its current migratory route,

Barometer's falling. It's gonna rain. We gotta be quick.

Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying

But I did want to meet you, just in case

By the way, are you gonna put in a good description

By the way, she's summering at my villa in West Port au Patois, don't you know?

Do you mind if I butter you up before I answer?

Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern

Except for once when she got her arm caught in the deck winch.

Except I don't know if we have enough gas to do it.

Extremely rare at this depth.

Four..

Fuck. OK, let's not get down on ourselves. We got two more Ping Islands to check out,

Get outta here.

Good man.

Goodbye, Cody.

Goodbye, Steve

Hold it.

How about we start out with some stock dialogue?

How awful. Did they nick anything?

How many of these do you have?

Hugo... Tell Carl to load my elephant gun with buckshot

I can live with that.

I can't believe I asked if I could call you "Dad".

I doubt it.

I guess it's too late now.

I just think it'd be a very special opportunity for all of us, especially him.

I just wanted to say hello. Hi.

I love you all

I stole it back..

I'll be right back. Don't go away?

I'll forward some pages to you through the copy department.

I'll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.

In your matching pyjamas, by the way.

It looks like we recovered your inheritance

It's over. Please don't try to contact me, OK?

It's probably one of Hennessey's turtles. I wanna be back on the road by lunch

It's worse than a cop out. I was 34.

Ja. well, there are a lot of things that are important to people around here, sonny.

Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill

Let's see some hustle

Light, 5/6.

Listen, you may be on B squad, but you're the B squad leader.

Look, Ned, there's a sunken airplane down there

Look..

Make it quick.

Maybe I'm going to write you a letter right now.

Ned!

No, I'm not.

No, not the Ned part, unless you want to.

Not that one. It's too specific. But try to think of something else

October 12th. Esteban and I explore the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.

Of course, you were kinda already...

Of putting walkie talkies into the helmet,

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm sorry.

Oh, we were like glory's gate, my darling

Oh, yeah, sure. How'd you get out here?

OK, action. Well, look who's back in town.

OK, gang, that's the plan. Set a course for Ping Island, full speed ahead.

Pele and..

People say Eleanor is the brains behind Team Zissou.

Phillip, any suggestions? No, he's shaking his head.

Renzo, Renzo, Renzo. Anybody, hello? Hello?

Shit. We played a bum hunch.

Sign it now, or I'm leaving you out here

Spontaneously wash onto a beachhead at once

Steve.

Steven, are you rescuing me?

Supposedly, Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea

Sure. Take a crack at it. Make it a little trendier

Sure. That's OK.

Tell him we need to know by Sunday.

Thanks for showing me the first draft.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That's me.

That's OK. It's not completely your fault anyway.

That's right.

That's true, but it's important to me.

The arctic night lights, yeah.

The Coast Guard is being alerted

The Obyamywe Peninsula,

These are great.

They're supposedly very intelligent, although I've never seen evidence of it.

This is a message from the IMU Coast Guard.

This will be Team Zissou's next stop

To see if he can get a tax break and run it through his output deal

Uh, yeah.

Unless you're planning to sell the island.

Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman. Born on the Ganges.

Vladimir Wolodarsky, 33, physicist, original score composer.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

We complete the adventure, but another of our crew has been lost.

We got attacked by pirates.

We quickly locate the source of the mysterious cry.

We're a pack of strays. Don't you get it?

Well, I just don't think they got it.

Well, I just feel I need to see this thing through, sir.

Well, I'll be damned. Look at that.

Well, it's not my field. I don't have the background for it.

Well, keep your eyes peeled.

Well, she was in a great deal of pain, you know.

What do you need, old man?

What happened to "Jacqueline"?

When was this whirlybird last serviced?

When'd you first hear about me?

Which we bought from the U.S. Navy for $900,000.

Who?

Why are you leaving?

Why would I do that, my darling?

Why? Does Larry have that kind of spending bread to invest?

Wife on the rocks, people laughing at him,

Wow.

Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?

You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?

You do it, too.

You'll need to hire a team of mechanics to rebuild the engine first, of course

You're probably right, though.

1, 2, 3.

About six and a half. All right, shall we do this?

Cross the line if you're going to quit. Oh...

Good eye, Ned. Thank you

I wanna get there in three. Can we? Vladimir, what's this blip here?

I wanna help you find that shark. Goddammit. Thank you, intern.

Is it still the cover? I don't fucking know.

Make sure we steal the backup. You listening? Under no circumstances..

Steve, are we allowed in here? It's a scientific community, man.

Thanks, pal. You're welcome.

The nines are out already? Does this do cappuccino?

Where are they? Unknown. Split into groups.

Who the blazes is that? It's me, Ned.

You fight your way, and I'll fight mine. Oh, listen, Ned. Don't you try..

You're gettin' an A. His name's Nico.

You're gonna steal his stuff? We'll get it back to him. Interns,

"As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake

"You are probably my one of, if not the favourite person I've ever studied."