All right, guys, you wanna pass your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please.
And be yourself.
And didn't try to sleep with that person at that party...
And eventually...
And I know I should speak more.
And I know she would understand...
And I ordered you some breakfast
And I'm me. So who am I kidding?
And I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
And no one should be able to take that away.
And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
And you're listening to that song on that drive...
Are you okay?
But I didn't really have any time.
But now I feel like..
Can we make them know that they deserve more?
Can you believe it's almost our 2 week anniversary?
Come on, Sam.
Craig would be a big step up from her last boyfriend.
Dear friend...
Dear friend...
Don't you write poetry, Craig?
Dressed so nice.
Especially since I know that they were all there for Patrick last year.
Even though you could have.
God, I miss Mom's cooking.
God, it's freezing!
Have a great Christmas break.
He's in college with Craig.
Here, have a seat.
Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.
Hey, ladies.
Holy shit. Holy shit! They are! They're playing good music.
How is it that you've got meaner since becoming a Buddhist?
How much we're alike...
I don't know.
I don't know. If you like it, he should come.
I feel good. You know what I mean?
I guess it was hard, too...
I guess. Where are your parents?
I hate to be the one to break this...
I kept imagining what school would be like without them...
I know it's not all the answers...
I know that you know I like Craig.
I know you didn't.
I mean, I don't know.
I used to listen to the worst Top 40.
I wanted to tell you about us running.
I was in the hospital for a while.
I was ordered to wear them all tonight, so...
I'm dating Peter now.
I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's.
I'm just glad that you're happy.
I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick.
It was a Christmas present.
It's called Punk Rocky.
It's gonna be our little secret.
It's her favorite thing in the world. Please?
Just so I say it to someone...
Just tell me how to stop it.
Just zip it up like a normal zipper!
Kelmeckis?
Let it go! Jesus!
Look who's here.
Mary Elizabeth.
Mmm!
Mmm. Or something very right.
More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
My aunt had that same thing done to her, too.
My doctor said we can't choose where we come from...
My parents have a good stereo, so...
Never.
No, no. Your first kiss.
Not a band, Charlie.
Oh, Charlie. Charlie's here. Guys, group photo.
Oh, don't worry. She does it all the time.
Oh, I just...
Oh, suck it, virginity pledges.
Oh. So I finally got hold of Bob.
Oops. Sorry, Nothing
Or know someone who's gone through it.
Our little secret. Agreed.
People wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out.
Plus you looked really cute in your costume.
Really?
She also steals jeans from the mall.
She got caught watering down her parents' brandy with iced tea.
Shut up!
So I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt blowjobs from both of you.
So, Charlie. This is a party.
Sorry.
Stop.
Sure is a nice fire.
Thank you, sir, but if my English teacher...
Thanks.
That's what Bob said.
That's what you did.
The best days were those when I could have visitors.
Then what are we?
They'll protect you.
This is...
Truth.
Twenty dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?
Underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
Very good.
Wait.
Was Charles Dickens.
Was that tonight?
We accept the love we think we deserve.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
We should all take a group photo.
Well, where is Michael tonight?
What are we supposed to do? We're going on in 10 minutes.
What are you doing with that plastic spork?
What.
Where am I?
Where are we going?
Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far.
Yeah.
Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
Yeah. I've got one.
Yep, this is the one. That's gonna be a great angle.
Yes.
You deserve it.
You gonna let me help you here?
You know, Charlie, I was thinking that, uh...
You must be Mary Elizabeth.
You stand up and see the lights on the buildings...
You want another one?
You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
You, uh You have to let me go. My dad can't afford it.
You. Look at you.
Your heart is beating really fast.
♪ Oh, I swear♪ ♪ What he means ♪
Below average! Below average!
Give me a K! K!
That's your suburban legend? Yeah.
Yeah, I need some books. Clothes, too.
"Man, I was so wasted I don't remember a thing."
"who needs to put kids down to feel big."
♪ And I need action ♪
♪ And nothing ♪
♪ And nothing will help us ♪
♪ But we could be safer ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Don't dream it ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Nothing could fall ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh, come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Shot above our heads ♪
♪ Swim the warm waters ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Thrill me, chill ♪ ♪ me, fulfill me ♪
♪ To absolute pleasure ♪
♪ Too loo rye ay ♪
♪ Was on the other side ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ While you pose ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
⪠And the guards âª
⪠I will be king âª
⪠Maybe we're lying âª
⪠Then you better not stay âª
⪠Things round here ⪠⪠have changed âª
⪠We can be heroes âª
