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Alright.
Alright.
And a Happy New Year
And a Happy New Year
And a happy New Year.
And a happy New Year.
And you were smooching with my brother.
And you were smooching with my brother.
Bony Pine.
Bony Pine.
But I believe you.
But I believe you.
Cheeks.
Cheeks.
Cliff.
Cliff.
Don't give me.
Don't give me.
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Get the hell out of here.
Get the hell out of here.
Get your lousy lion low down for flush and carcass out my door.
Get your lousy lion low down for flush and carcass out my door.
Get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property.
Get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property.
He'll call you when he gets out.
He'll call you when he gets out.
He's upstairs taking a bath.
He's upstairs taking a bath.
Hey.
Hey.
Hold it right there.
Hold it right there.
How much do I owe you?
How much do I owe you?
I believe you.
I believe you.
I could go on forever, baby.
I could go on forever, baby.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.
I know it was you.
I know it was you.
I tell you what, I'm gonna give you snakes.
I tell you what, I'm gonna give you snakes.
I'm going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
I'm going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
I'm going to give you to the count of three to get your lousy lying low down for flush and carcass out my door.
I'm going to give you to the count of three to get your lousy lying low down for flush and carcass out my door.
Is that a fact?
Is that a fact?
Keep that change of filthy animal.
Keep that change of filthy animal.
L.
L.
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
Leo.
Leo.
Little mole with the gimpy leg.
Little mole with the gimpy leg.
Maybe I'm off my hinges.
Maybe I'm off my hinges.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Snuffy, L Leo, Little MO with the Gimpy leg cheeks. Bony Bob, Cliff.
Snuffy, L Leo, Little MO with the Gimpy leg cheeks. Bony Bob, Cliff.
Snuffy.
Snuffy.
That's why I'm going to let you go.
That's why I'm going to let you go.
Toe.
Toe.
Too bad acing ain't in charge no more.
Too bad acing ain't in charge no more.
What money?
What money?
Who is it?
Who is it?
You gotta do better.
You gotta do better.
You was here last night too, wasn't you?
You was here last night too, wasn't you?
You was here.
You was here.
You've been spoken with everybody.
You've been spoken with everybody.
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1,2,(Gun shots)(Laughing),3!
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1/2/10.
1/2/10.
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3.
10.
10.