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Mike & Molly - Season 1

Mike & Molly - Season 1

Mike & Molly is a popular American television sitcom that premiered in 2010 and spanned six seasons. The show revolves around the lives of two main characters, Mike Biggs and Molly Flynn, who meet at an Overeaters Anonymous (OA) support group. Packed with hilarious moments and heartwarming storylines, this sitcom quickly became a fan favorite.

In the leading role of Mike Biggs, Billy Gardell portrays a lovable Chicago police officer who struggles with his weight. His character is known for his kind and caring nature, always ready to lend a helping hand to his friends and family. Gardell's comedic timing and natural talent bring Mike Biggs to life, endearing him to viewers.

Molly Flynn, played by the talented Melissa McCarthy, complements Mike's character perfectly. Molly, a schoolteacher, is witty, confident, and unafraid to speak her mind. McCarthy's impeccable comedic skills and natural charm make Molly an instant fan favorite. Her performance earned her several award nominations and critical acclaim.

Reno Wilson shines as Officer Carl McMillan, Mike's best friend and partner on the police force. Carl adds a dynamic and humorous element to the show, providing hilarious banter and comedic moments. Wilson's portrayal of the character elevates the show's humor and strengthens the bond between the characters.

Swoosie Kurtz gives a memorable performance as Joyce Flynn, Molly's loving yet unpredictable mother. Kurtz's portrayal adds an energetic and charismatic presence to the cast, and her chemistry with McCarthy captures the rollercoaster relationship between a mother and daughter.

Katy Mixon brings the character of Victoria Flynn, Molly's flirtatious and free-spirited sister, to life. Mixon's comedic timing and relatable portrayal make Victoria an audience favorite, providing many laugh-out-loud moments throughout the series.

Louis Mustillo delivers a fantastic performance as Vince Moranto, Mike's partner in crime while working at the police department. Vince is known for his colorful stories and outrageous behavior, adding an extra dose of humor to the show. Mustillo's talent and comedic skills make Vince a memorable and endearing character.

Rounding out the main cast is Nyambi Nyambi as Samuel, a waiter at Abigail's, the restaurant Mike and Carl frequent. Samuel provides additional comedic relief and is a loyal friend to Mike and Carl. Nyambi's unique sense of humor and impeccable timing make Samuel a delight to watch.

Set in the vibrant city of Chicago, Mike & Molly takes viewers on a journey through the lives of the title characters. By tackling relatable themes such as relationships, career aspirations, and personal growth, the show strikes a balance between humor and heart. It portrays the ups and downs of Mike and Molly's lives, emphasizing the importance of love, friendship, and self-acceptance.

Throughout its run, Mike & Molly garnered critical acclaim and a dedicated fan base, thanks to its talented ensemble cast and well-crafted storytelling. The show's blend of genuine humor and heart made it a standout sitcom, resonating with audiences worldwide.

Experience the laughter and heartwarming moments of Mike & Molly by watching or downloading the sounds here. Whether you're a fan of great comedy or simply looking for an uplifting and entertaining series, Mike & Molly is a must-watch. Don't miss out on this delightful sitcom that captivated audiences for six seasons, delivering countless laughs and unforgettable moments.

A lot of people made a lot of comments.
A Mitsubishi Galant.
A single guy.
A tube top and a tiara. What difference does it make?
Afraid not.
After which, she yanked a hair out of my nose...
Ah, screw it. Whatever's on the grill, I'm eating.
Ah, Shakespeare.
Ah, that's what Mama likes.
Ah, there we go. Come on in. She'll be right down.
All my clothes pop eventually.
All right, all right, don't push the cute.
All right, ladies, I'm coming in. Cover your delicates.
All right.
All right. Okay. I, uh, live alone.
And Andre's Big & Tall West.
And everything I sell has a 30 day, money back guarantee.
And had he not been honest, I never would've found out he was long.
And I pray to God that's all you were shaving.
And if I stay on track, I'm thinking next summer, shirtless at the beach.
And it was a complete train wreck.
And now by not canceling, you are never gonna call me back again anyway.
And single. I'd try single for the next one.
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind:
And three, and most important:
Any chance we could get an ETA on Molly?
Any minute.
Apparently, the only language he doesn't speak is waiter. Heh, heh.
Are you crazy? You can't ask a woman out on the same day.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? That's all I ever do around here is support my sister.
As far as I know. He's been hiding for the last couple hours.
As long as you're not driving a car or nursing a baby.
Attaboy, Mike.
Attaboy, Mike.
Baby, you coming back to bed?
Back off! Molly, code blue!
Because Carlton got some pills if you need them.
Because I been to a tent revival and that mess will put you off Jesus.
Because I may have fudged its attractiveness out of friendship.
Because there ain't nothing sexier in the world...
Better to have lube and not need it than need lube and not have it.
Big man gets bitchy when he's hungry.
Bones don't jiggle, Mom.
Booyah! That's what I'm talking about!
Bowling? Oh, you dog.
Brightens up the room.
Broad is fine. I mean, you get it.
But don't worry, none of them have the fashion sense you do.
But I'm just saying guys hate it when you sneeze on their wieners.
But if you come home and find the coroner snapping a toe tag on your sister...
But seriously, it looks okay, right? It's not too garish?
But the bowling alley's your home court advantage.
Can I get you a little something to eat?
Can't help it if I'm a good bowler.
Carl Sandburg.
Carlton told me you had a date.
Carlton, who was at the door?
Chicago P.D.
Come on, pretty girl, wake up.
Come on, Victoria, please.
Coming right up.
Completely disregarding the fact...
Continue, Michael.
Damn it.
Darn, what's the code?
Deal.
Dear God, that burns!
Do I smell your double chocolate blackout cake?
Do you, uh, always check out my behind when I'm bent over?
Don't be silly. We all have off nights.
Don't oversell it, brother. They're just clothes.
Don't worry. I've been lying to cops since you were in shoplifted diapers.
Don't worry. You'll be fine.
Dude, well, I tell you everything I do.
Eighteen months. And thank you for asking.
Erectile dysfunction?
Erectile dysfunction?
Exactly.
Exactly. Bad boys get all the yum yum.
Excuse me, I'm a Chicago police officer.
Face it, you're a big boned girl.
Fine.
Fireworks in 20 miles.
First impressions, my friend.
First off, there's a lot of misconceptions about bowling.
Forget finesse for now. Focus on fun.
Forget kissing. You're gonna be looking at a 7 10 split.
Fresh out of the oven.
Gained 14 pounds.
Gang way!
Go back to her, tell her what's in your heart and how you really feel.
God, I love your grandma.
God, Mom.
Good choice. And for you, big and bountiful?
Good to see you. What brings you here?
Good, and, uh, no horizontal stripes.
Good.
Great. Just what I needed.
Grew up in Senegal, my mother is from France.
Ha ha ha. I'm kidding.
Ha, ha. That is quite an outfit.
Hang on.
Hang on. Mom, she's doing this for attention.
Have a few drinks, find some bad girls who wanna cop some pleas.
He came here to pursue the American dream and, apparently, to bust my balls.
He gets grumpy when he doesn't get his tiny pancake.
He had the five door station wagon. Cobalt blue.
He said he loved me.
He said, biting into his delicious bacon cheeseburger.
He would Turtle Wax that every Saturday. My sister and I would drink Cokes.
He's a great Illinois poet.
He's a handsome man.
He's an alcoholic, there's a difference.
He's got your hairline and my body.
Hello?
Help your sister get it together. I'll keep Shrek on ice.
Hey, brown is an autumn color. I have been told that I am an autumn.
Hey, don't tell him I'm sick.
Hey, I got tickets to the Cubs tomorrow night. You wanna go?
Hey, it was my fault, I was having a tomato soup and it got you to thinking.
Hey, Mike.
Hey, Samuel, could you pour my diet shake into a malted glass?
Hey, Samuel. This is Molly. Molly, Samuel.
Hey, scram, I'm trying to vote
Hey, sweetie. Dinner's almost ready.
Hey, there's no shame in it.
Hey, we're just here to have a good time. Nobody's gonna be embarrassed.
Horizontal stripes?
Hostage training at the academy.
Hot Pockets. Damn, he's got an entrepreneurial mind.
How about we hit clubs after we get off, huh?
How did you manage that?
Huh.
Hush up, black Gilligan.
I also speak Arabic, Wolof and a little German.
I am a fan of grateful.
I asked him, "What up, dog?" and he said, "Not much, just chilling."
I brought you a customer. Meet Andre, owner and proprietor of Andre's Big & Tall.
I built the ensemble around it.
I can't live without him!
I certainly did tonight.
I crushed up three Xanax and put it in her teeth whitening tray.
I don't feel right about taking your money.
I don't feel right about taking your money.
I don't have a thing for ladies' shoes and I would never share cake.
I don't know, we just didn't make a connection.
I don't know. Are you feeling okay?
I don't know. Why don't you feel me and find out?
I don't shop for style, I shop for comfort.
I don't think so.
I don't think we're gonna find anything for me. Let's go.
I don't wanna be the rock anymore. Let somebody else be the rock.
I don't wanna cancel. It took him forever to ask me out.
I don't want my date to open a door and scream, "Hey, Kool Aid."
I eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control.
I figured it'd be a fun, no pressure kind of deal.
I got to hold the hose. Ever hold the hose?
I got you. We'll stay away from primary colors.
I gotta pee like a racehorse.
I guess we know why you're in the bathroom on a Friday night...
I had a nice time. I guess you'll call me, right? Okay.
I had a pretty fair week. I lost 3 pounds.
I knew it. I know my Galants.
I know these streets like the back of my hand.
I know. I love his poems.
I love him. I must go to him.
I loved him and he broke my heart.
I may not know how to quote Shakespeare...
I mean, she covered my ass in Pledge and wiped the floor with it.
I mean, what's it been, like, a year?
I pride myself on being a good listener. That's important when you're trying to...
I remember when I was little... Littlish.
I see the crime, the corruption and the danger.
I see the tender trap you're baiting.
I see. You didn't make a connection.
I speak a little German too, uh...
I told you. Andre knows how to gift wrap a big man.
I tried that portion control diet once.
I try to be honest with myself.
I understand, sweetie.
I usually find more food than that under his chair.
I wanna be the hot one that gets taken care of...
I wanted you to be a prima ballerina.
I was just, uh, asking if you enjoyed your snapper.
I was too hard on her growing up.
I will have a half a cup of G**** Nuts, two inches of bacon...
I'll be darned.
I'll bring the suntan lotion.
I'll flush your eyes out when I get back.
I'll have the French toast with hash browns and a large orange juice.
I'll tell you right off the bat, we need to add color to your wardrobe.
I'm a fountain of wisdom. Drink from me.
I'm a fourth grade teacher...
I'm all right, Nana. How are you?
I'm getting too old for this crap.
I'm gonna marry that girl.
I'm gonna set that bastard on fire and you can't stop me.
I'm guessing you've done this before.
I'm having wonderful success with it.
I'm just kidding you again. Oh, look at how red your big head gets.
I'm not a Casanova. I haven't even kissed this girl yet.
I'm open to a little color, but nothing too crazy.
I'm running out of small talk and this guy's a piece of wood.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to get him a look that pops.
I'm turning things around.
I've been preaching moderation for years.
I've had some cold medicine and I'm feeling a little loopy.
If I call now and tell him I'm sick...
If I could eat just 12, this shirt wouldn't look like it was made in an awning store.
If it was me, I'd cut my losses and move on.
If you mean that time between noon and 5...
If you're an intruder, I'm upstairs in the shower.
If you're interested in tips, I'm happy to help.