A comment about me on that really cool TikTok.
A lot a bit. I'm also dead. It doesn't matter.
A month?
A real Frankenstein's monster situation.
A sconce?
Aagh. Screw it! I'm dead. I'm just gonna say what I want.
Aah.
Actually it's not boring to me, but…
Actually,
Actually, can… can you send it to my brother?
Actually, I think everyone did. They're all still talking about the party.
Add it to my bill.
After I kiss Jake C, I'm gonna ascend,
After I saw you stepping out and living your best life, I didn't want you to stop.
After that, uh… fateful day in third grade,
After the video of you rear ending my car went viral,
After we watched a scary movie.
Afterlifer who does fake magic?
Ageist.
Ah, that, yeah.
Ah! Oh my God! My phone. It's on.
Ah. What a twat.
AKA Christ Comrades.
Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving,
All from the convenience store on Ridgeway, and all ice.
All I know is that one minute we were high on life, walking home from the party,
All I'm saying is, they're not for me.
All my fluids are oozing from multiple holes.
All phones are off, right?
All right, everybody out on the dance floor.
All right, you witch bitch, I fucking hex you.
All right. So you're not gonna hear anything I say unless it's about you?
All your angles are perfect, Riley. You are one equilateral bitch.
All your questions about ghosts, then Gavin talking about dating your friend
Along with getting high.
Also,
Am I a ghost?
Am I texting myself now? God, I'm so needy.
Amazing.
An influencer's lifeblood is her cell phone.
And #ErikasEpicWinterWonderland is still trending.
And a parking spot!
And also, I was worried Brad would steal you. Women love him.
And another small appliance in the bedroom.
And apparently, so did Riley, before she got publicly dragged.
And as a documentarian with integrity, I will not cut it out.
And as my close friend, you should allow me to grow
And Brad is so cheesy. I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic.
And BT doubles,
And can you move the wilted flowers?
And Erika, she said no to prom
And everyone has such high expectations, they're guaranteed to be disappointed.
And Gavin's a medium working through a spirit block.
And he is your date.
And her impromptu dances down the tampon aisles at CVS.
And his fall from grace.
And how do you know about all this?
And how she would secretly turn on a light
And I can't trance unless you stop being assholes.
And I cannot leave this earth without telling you how much I
And I didn't give you my consent.
And I didn't rent the reindeer. [chuckling] Although I really should have.
And I do not regret it.
And I don't know what I'm gonna do without you when I'm gone.
And I don't think you're supposed to be touching those coats.
And I don't wanna be afraid to be vulnerable.
And I know you love me, so…
And I needed urgent answers… I don't know what to say.
And I never would have survived life without you.
And I realized
And I really don't wanna hurt you.
And I sure as hell do not need Jake C to validate me.
And I think I may have blown it
And I thought that maybe I wanted to be more like you.
And I thought that maybe you were on Ecstasy,
And I wasn't the one who turned you into the exact person
And I will see you in the hot tub.
And I would always feel so special
And I would love to address this. In private, of course.
And I'm an idiot for getting too high to drive.
And I'm gonna be OOT anyway. And TBBH, I think prom is lame
And I'm gonna drag it to the middle of the road
And I'm just afraid that at some point you'll see right through me.
And I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay.
And I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin.
And I'm requesting to communicate
And I'm sorry that I said that you kiss Riley's ass,
And if we can already…
And if you can still touch me, then you need to be ghost pee free.
And if you want to stay on earth until prom,
And if you're gonna ascend after the kiss, then let's do Irish goodbyes.
And if you're not careful, you may enter some crazy, dark shit.
And impressive.
And in the dream, I vaguely remember a truck that hit the moose
And it's a full blown rager.
And it's beautiful.
And Jake C is her little simp bitch
And Jake W's my best friend, so, if I can't roll, neither can he.
And just a stupid cliché that originated in debutante circles,
And just be us for the handful of days we have left?
And last night… we talked with our tongues.
And Lea. She hates Riley, but she kisses her ass
And look at Keisha. She pretends to be a skater,
And make him the star of a very important senior moment.
And make sure you get home with your panties on and in one piece.
And maybe Erika. God, I love that bitch.
And maybe some menstrual blood. I'll take care of it.
And maybe sometimes control it, which is how I took down the machine.
And mess with electricity.
And mocktails.
And most of all, I'm gonna miss our talks over our secret stash of junk food
And my skin has been scrubbed so raw,
And no doves, Brad.
And not just any blue. Midnight blue.
And now for the big reveal.
And now I know that you're gonna be okay. So I can go.
And now I'm stuck in this weird in between
And now it's just Stinky, Stinky, Stinky, all over again.
And now no one's gonna know what it was or how good it looked on me.
And now Stinky's dead, and I'm having a resurgence.
And now the asshole is waving at me. What do I do?
And now you steal my color, because you're obsessed with me.
And now you've stolen my boyfriend. We all know what's happening next.
And one of them is dead, so I need my frickin' mochaccino now!
And only Gavin, a known medium, can see Gia.
And our karaoke afternoons when Mom and Oliver would try and pay us to stop,
And personal also means private.
And pose.
And really I need to pee. Do ghosts pee?
And remember. When it gets to the turn, drop, booty shake,
And ruining your prom presentation and your beautiful crochet banner.
And she was supposed to do her final pass today,
And silver shoes.
And sometimes give sexy massages on pottery wheels.
And still here?
And taking photos of Devon in the bathroom.
And that person is not sitting next to me right now.
And that you could make your mark and get a boyfriend,
And that. [scoffs]
And the lid is off. It's off!
And the liquor cabinet is unlocked, so help yourself to some hair of the dog.
And the next I was spooning a jar of Nutella.
And the photos of us? Like, I thought we were being low key.
And the time is now. We gotta go!
And the will written on the back of a Forever 21 receipt.
And then I end up in seven tall kitchen trash bags
And then she ruins my promposal, which, BT dubstep, we all have to redo,
And then she says she doesn't do prom, then suddenly she does prom.
And then there's the body shaming.
And then, when we finally connected at Jake W's party,
And there I go, ruining my surprise. Surprise!
And there's a video of you from the party at Jake W's.
And this is my fucking party, bitch.
And this is my party, bitch.
And this isn't a two on one sitch, because Riley and I are done.
And three.
And uploading 30 photos of yourself… [scoffs] …in the slideshow.
And used family dinner as an excuse to hang out with that bitch Riley.
And warned us she wouldn't be around for a while.
And we all know what the cat represents.
And we also don't need a five way call to discuss this.
And we are 100% gonna wear matching color coordinated outfits.
And we are gonna take all the awful, cliché prom photos.
And we just say, "Screw prom"?
And we'd place bets on how long it would take them to leave the house.
And we're gonna find her.
And what about how this affects the rest of us?
And what about the bodies?
And what happens to its ghost?
And what I wouldn't give for a do over.
And when did it get so cold?
And why don't you go do some
And will lead you to the next level of consciousness…
And yesterday she was texting her mom explaining everything.
And you and I will never see each other again.
And you came here to use me?
And you can't sit with us.
And you didn't stop, because my plan was working,
And you don't get to dictate what we wear,
And you don't wanna be the first prom queen without a date, right?
And you have to go 'cause I'm going, and we're going together.
And you know what? I'm taking whoever I want.
And you lose control over whatever you're saying or doing?
And you love cake.
And you need to do it fast, before they spread.
And you… You are not… You are not mine.
And you… You don't get to decide who I go to prom with.
And you're driving?
And you're sitting here caring about what everyone thinks about you?
And you're the de facto leader.
And, aside from the night I died,
And, I don't even have to worry about something going wrong. Yeah.
And, if you look hard enough, you can see her too.
And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots.